>>97383 I bet I can outchuuni her. >I am the Seventh Wave, you will fall below me.

>>97383 Holy based, let mortals outside her castle always bask in her glory.

>>97384 You WILL listen to her speeches and you WILL like it. >>97385 Only the most hardcore of chuunis can hope to even compete with a malef because it is coming from a being with full confidence and ability to carry out her "delusions"

>>97387 I'd El Psy her Kongroo

>>97374 Miss Otohime has never heard of a Gyrados before, but Anon is clearly from a foreign land and she figures there must be creatures similar but slightly different to her in other parts of the world.

>>97389 Can't imagine how Ms Otohime would feel when she find out Gyarados is just a mutated fish from a children's game.

>>97387 Let me take a crack at it >When the fabric of society is infested, stained, and rotting > I arrive >You didn't want to see me >But now I'm in plain sight >Reckon with it >Normal is now over >Chaos is the order >Now rip your own mind in two between white hot rage and cold ambivilence >And despair

>>97383 Coldsteel the Malef.

if you are into undead monsters, would you want them to be cold??

>anon being pestered by a pesky tsun tsun malef brat >is tired of this crap, buys a milsurp MANPADS >brat gets peppered by the shrapnel, falls down to the ground >she's a dragon so all she got were some papercuts, but still starts crying >anon triumphantly looks down on her >until he notices a much larger dragon-shaped shadow looming over him from behind

>>97394 >blasting a kid with a flak cannon You're quite the retarded edgelord

>every week, malef powers up one of her followers and sends them to attack the human kingdom >not for any particular reason, she just thinks it's funny

>malef finishes 29 minute rant >cups you by the cheeks and lifts you up >"BUT YOU.... you are different." >"how" >thinks >grabs her own wing and swoops it around her like a cape and storms off >looks out the window and rubs her chin with her claw >storms back >gently slaps you >mooshes your cheeks some more and fixes your hair >"You look better alive. Don't make me prove it. When I compliment you you say YES MASTER" >"yes master" >mwak

>>97396 And we got six solid seasons out of it!

>>97394 anon idk if u should shoot milanything at them why dont u just launch a t shirt from a t shirf cannon

>>97400 launching my condoms from God at the local malef as a form of psychological warfare

Malef childhood friend y/n? Remember she is about the same age as you which means she is different sort of dork to her prehistoric mama.

>>97402 Man, I'm too old to want to think about childhood fiends. I'd take a same age malef fiend now, though. Dragons are cool as long as they're not trying to make me fly with them.

>>97403 >sad Wyvern noises

>>97404 I'm afraid of heights. Like, real bad fear. I could ride a dragon like a dino on the ground, but that feels mean.

>>97404 What noises do wyverns make? GAO? Do they make jet noises when nobody thinks they can hear them?

>>97406 >Deathwing to Command Post <This is Command Post, go ahead Deathwing >Can anon come over after school, over. <Does anon have permission from his parents? Over.

>>97406 >wyvern forgets her mp3 player >decide to look through her songs before giving it back to her >all Ace Combat soundtracks

>>97407 >Uh… He got permission last time, Over <Copy that. That information is out of date. Over. >But Mom! <You’re breaking rank Deathwing. He needs new clearance, Over. >Please??? Requesting special privileges. Over. <Rationale? Over. >Ruinclaw had her friends over for a sleep over the other weekend. Over. <*sigh* where does anon live? Over. >Across town on ____. Over. Over? Are you gonna call them?? <Copy that. Negative. I’ve just flown across town. Faster than telecommunications. They have granted permission. Over. >yay.

>>97353 I'm not cool.

>>97410 But you could be.

Wyverns are scary! Never go onto your balcony, or cackle evily atop your tower as you look upon your realm. The wyvern will snipe you, going from a standstill to 400km/hour in 8 seconds, plucking you off into the night from seemingly nowhere. Get swooped get swooped get swooped get swooped.

Dear DL: Mamono are too overpowered. Plz nerf.

>>97412 Yes. Swooping is bad. - Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins.

>>97387 Annoying. Maybe hug can fix her

>>97411 I can't reach, so I won't be.

>>97413 We heard you and we are reducing manticore venom trickle damage per tick by 10%. At the same time to avoid potentially overnerfing that class, we are removing venom stacks limit. Hope you'll have fun trying out the new changes!

>>97413 >Anon starts noticing mamono have more and more “tacticool” Nerf gear these days

>>97366 >undead society would be dominated by lolis who have never seen a man Undead and especially the powerful types probably have very low fertility rates, so it's more like undead society would be mostly made up of varying ages of undead who were born that way. But yes you would find many undead lolis who've never met an unmarried man and your research would be fruitful.

>Manticore trickle damage reduced >Manticore tickle damage increased by 300%

>>97420 So manticores take 4 times damage from tickling? We might have found a new weakness.

>>97421 Not if she tickles you first

>>97422 NTA but no problem, I have fight first in my profile

>>97405 I'm sure wurm wouldn't mind.

>>97374 wait a minute, these are just gyaru velociraptors

Should a werecat lay on your lap or should you lay on the werecat lap?

>>97426 YES

>>97427 So the equivalent of a 69 but lap laying

>>97428 Good thing it's not 69 but egg laying, things could get... awkward.

Witch Monster girl would be a good treacherous vizier?

>>97430 The totally trussstworthy royal advisssorsssss

>>97430 Use catbox and stop posting offtopic

>>97433 I used catbox and now I have like fifteen kittens.

>>97434 many such cases

>>97430 tanukis, tengu, goblins