>>95836 <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN! <BURN! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <TRI FORMATION! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN TO THE GROUND! <BURN! <BURN TO THE GROUND!

>>95838 Looks like you need to chill out a bit, Anon. Have some ice cream!

>>95839 It's almost June, hard to be chill.

>>95838 Why does my tomboy childhood friend salamander feel the need to torture me with the memories of Megaman X7?

>>95842 The only good Mega Man game was Mega Man: Symphony of the Night.

>>95842 It is important to remember the failures too.

>>95839 I scream you scream it's not rape if I consent!

>>95784 Remember the old adage, "When her womb goes 'kyun~', you're done for hun"

Remember THIS old adage: KAT I'M A KITTY KAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE

>>95841 I wonder how the fuzzier monsters deal with the heat. I mean, hellhounds are resistant to high temperatures, but I can't imagine a nightmare or a bunyip doing all that well instead.

>>95848 They would be super sweaty all the time. And probably need to shower really often. Unless you're into that.

>>95848 Bunyips already live in water, so they got that covered. Nightmares aren't much different from regular Centaurs, I don't see why it would be a problem for them. They're more nocturnal anyway, so it's not a big deal if they sleep during the day.

>>95848 most thick-furred animals have summer and winter coats mamono presumably shed like crazy when it starts getting hotter purple gets EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING

>>95852 You will spend HOURS brushing horse. It may not be all that fluffy, but it's still pretty nice.

I will not forget our adage. We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open... Fear the old blood.

Hugging a hellhound. Complimenting a hellhound. Giving thoughtful gifts to a hellhound.

>>95855 >By not attempting to tame her and just showing her his heart, Anon accidentally makes the hardest switch known to man into a lovey dovey waifu constantly telling Anon how great he is and bringing him presents The way to tame a hellhound was always not to try to tame a hellhound.

ocean scary

>>95857 Oh no, not the big tiddy tall goth octopus girl with swirly eyes and sharp teeth. I'm scared stiff.

>>95856 I NEED a derehound to spoil and dote on. Even better if she's a little yan and unnervingly strong too.

>>95855 >>95856 >giving gifts and showing kindness to earn trust That's Domestication 101 anons

>>95860 >big scary mamono gifting you food to earn your trust before carefully backing away >observing you from a distance to watch you eat it She will have you eating from the palm of her hand eventually, you just wait.

>>95847 I remember this video. It's a meme from a more civilized age.

>>95847 Boys will be boys

>>95863 Except for when they will'nt.

>>95864 Why do Alps dress all asymmetrical?

>>95865 Fashion I guess?

>>95857 I will sacrifice myself to the scary big booby squid lady to save the ship and her crew! No one try to stop me as I make this valiant self-sacrifice!

>>95864 I'm pretty sure that's exactly what that video was implying

>>95864 >>95869 Would smash, TSF has always been hot and I hate that the tourists that drowned 4chan in politics after 2012 mixed their garbage with such a great fetish Alps are number one

Tame this, tame that, what's about erosdom.

>>95870 I miss those days of live translations of Boku Girl

>>95871 >erosdom thats just romance

>>95873 Yup and it's good

But enough about romance. How about rivalry? That's where the meat is at.

>>95875 It all began in school, when you got the last yakisoba sandwich (they only sell those once a month in very limited amounts), from that moment on she was consumed with a desire to defeat you

>>95875 >Anon pets stray cat >Nekomata wife gets jealous >turns into cat >Demands pets >Stray cat goes into fight-or-flight mode >Anon tries to get in between them Pic Related.

>>95877 BAH. Forgot pic.

>>95877 >>95878 We're having a stern talk after all claw wounds are healed

>>95879 >"That bitch had it coming. You should've let me handle it."

Oh yeah. Party with the fairies on the train. Woo-hoo! Awesome!

You can't win a debate against hebi

>>95878 I fucking love how judgemental she looks here.

>>95875 Miss balrog has decided that you're destined for greatness and apparently that means she's going to fight you every day until she loses. At first it seemed impossible, but fifty days in you're still getting your ass kicked but slightly less than you were at the start.

>>95884 CAT

Bully vampires with crucifixes. Wall chicken. Whips. Shibari. A Glaswegian accent.

>>95885 Where?

>>95880 I'm just very disappointed. She thought that I would cheat on her.

>>95854 We are born to mating press vampires

>>95890 Yes.

What are dhampirs for then?

>>95892 dhampening

>>95893 I will the damp dhamp

>>95854 I will forever hate Anne Rice for what she did to vampires. Spare me the sanctimonious “Oh it’s so shite being we” morose, Hot Topic dwelling seen kids with fangs. I need a vampire who understands her place in the food chain and is built properly to manipulate you like putty while your body screams her name after a passionate night of FUCKING and shit like her holding your arms down with her wings. All while she drinks your blood and comments how delicious it is as it runs down her marble white chin.

>>95895 My position is to serve under her. As her throne. For her delicious vampire butt.

>>95895 It's just modern subversive post modern horse shit, you're better off forgetting it.

>>95898 My favorite band is The Rolling Stones.

>>95900 I feel dizzy just watching her.

>>95900 >Wurmie asks you to come to a Rolling Stones show >literally just someone rolling rocks down a hill >somehow attracts thousands of attendees each year

>>95901 The dizzy wurm hunting strategy >>95902 You pick a rock and watch it race down the hill. It’s very thrilling, especially if your rock wins. The winning wurm gets to eat their rock.

>>95902 They do the same thing in Wonderland but there they use a big wheel of cheese.

>>95905 You’re supposed to chase after that one. And it’s a very steep hill. A steeped hill - as in steeped in tea, so slippery and wet. A guard of trumparts watch the proceedings and catch anyone going too fast. The dormice turn up every year and win. It’s likely you will slip if you go fast, and that could lead to landing on a monster lewdly. The reverse could also happen, where a hatters behind lands on your face. It’s all very fun and very messy.

>>95896 I shan’t be a throne because I WILL HUNT THE NIGHT.

Rolling Hills Rolling Festival >Rolling Rocks Contest >Dozens of food vendors selling "rollable" food (and a few normal entries marked as "difficult rolls") >Giant Ferris Wheel and other amusement park rides, all with "Mamono-friendly" seating >General carnival atmosphere >Attracts a TON of earth mamono, and leads to lots of careful descriptions of foods to ensure nobody accidentally gets rocks to eat who can't handle them

>>95907 That sounds cool. But not as comfy as being smothered beneath sweaty vamp ass.

The ideal vampire has a crippling addiction to garlic and is a pervy neet who cannot stop masturbating.

>>95884 >combative balrog challenges you to a fight >you live in America >you pull out your .38 revolver and shoot her a few times >you won

>>95903 >The winning wurm gets to eat their rock. And the losing rocks all get eaten by the rest!

The ideal vampire stays in her castle for all eternity and doesn't touch any men unless they come to her with a request to serve her.

Sweaty dhampir boots

>>95915 *boobs

>>95916 >tfw you wouldn't mind being played with dhampir feet, either

>>95915 >huff a monster's boots >ahegao

>>95917 >>95918 The only way to purge vampiric corruption from anon is to give him a foot job while holding the mouth of her stuffy steamy boot up to his face. Yes she was running on rooftops all day, but that just makes the purge more effective.

>>95919 >anon >vampiric corruption I thought men could only be corrupted into incubi?

>>95884 That can backfire if the guy still holds a grudge for harassing him after he gets stronger. >>95906 Sliding down should be a viable strategy. >>95919 Dhampir-chan deserves to have her feet massaged after an exhausting night.

>>95920 It’s dhampir paranoia. And an excuse to get anon hooked on/indulge in dhamp feet

>>95918 I think not infrequently about a deem or dhamp (or other similar monster) finding out about anons kink and then leaving their boots out as bait

>>95902 wait until someone shows them marble racing streams

>>95908 Sometimes nice things happen even without sex being involved... directly.

>>95921 Pamper the dhampir. Phampir the dhampir.

>>95910 >Takes her pants off >Entire room starts to smell like an Italian pizzeria

>>95925 Yeah, I'm really into the comfy parts of the setting. I think being in a ferris wheel with a beeg, happy wurm would be really nice, and I am TERRIFIED of heights. Also who doesn't like festival food? HITLER. Just imagine how mamono would change ren faires. Would be amazing. >KIKIS MAKING ACTUALY GOOD TURKEY LEGS, NOT THE SHITTY ONE I HAD THAT WAS BARELY EDIBLE. >KIKIS IN DIRNDLS. >Sabbath girls doing a majo shoujo event >Salamanders tossing axes >Centaur jousting >Bicorn "jousting" >Clown girls jestering it up >Cheshires jestering it up (gone sexual) >KIKIS IN DIRNDLS.

>>95920 Yeah I'm vampiric, vampiric for mamono sweat.

>>95872 Boku Girl was at least funny because mesugaki brat fucking with the MC.

>>95929 Dhamp licker

>>95927 Why would she be wearing pants in the first place?

>>95932 Actually yes, I've always imagines MGE vampires wearing nothing but lingerie under that cloak. I don't know why.

>>95932 So I can steal them

>>95932 To cling to her fat buttocks. Duh.

>>95932 >Approach sleeping vampire >She's sleeping on her tummy >Carefully push away her cloak >Gently ease your finger into the waistband of her pants >Attempt to slide them off without much force, but her castle-sized derriere impedes all progress >Stretch the waistband back and tug, slowly, roughly loosing the pants over her fat globes >Vampire startles with a HISS

I will take over the marine kingdom one day.

>>95937 >and then anon was panties

>>95938 Hey I can still take it over my wife will empower me to make those mermaids pay for stopping the abyssal conquest of all the oceans.

>>95939 Maintaining the oceanic ecosystem requires careful balance. You must learn to coexist.

Everyone wants to talk about the Kiki and Shog rivalry but don't know about the rivalry that goes down in the deep dark oceans below between mindflayers and sea bishops.

>>95932 hot/cute clothes are sexier than no clothes vampire dressed in sweat pants and wifebeater

>>95941 I prefer Sea Bishop because she's really smart, respects my mental and anatomic integrity, and wears a cool hat.

>>95941 Poseidon’s daughter Triton is a kissless guppy

Stand tall, dance with pride, oh warriors who've accepted your destiny!

>Grem reckons she never should have repaired that automaton >she makes her take showers!!!

>>95947 Motor oil is a natural deodorant and cleaning agent.

>>95946 Love how fed up that grem looks secured in a baby bjorn

>>95948 No. No it is not. Please stop encouraging them.

Smelly grem erotic

>>95892 Lotus with neck nibbles.

>>95951 Green skin erotic

>>95953 fat shortstack ass

>>95946 >dance with pride It's still a few hours before the Alp month

>>95940 I don't care what corporate says, I am not going to stop bullying krakens with my stasis rifle.

BLOODBATH IN THE STREETS- Millions of law-abiding Order humans fall to darkness as mamono invaders deploy horrifying new weapon developed by traitor humans; head pats and ear scritches

>>95958 >get your submarine EMP'd >stuck >something is slithering near the airlock Hilfe

>>95959 More like CUMBATH IN THE STREETS.

>>95960 Best hope it's a merrow or a shark, and not some weirdo seasnake.

>>95962 it's probably just your salamander rival in a diving suit again

Do you think incubi play cupid for their single guy friends by setting them up with their mamono friends.

>>95963 h-how... why... what... she has a harpoon. and a trident.

>>95965 Foolish anon! Salamanders are amphibious! Not even the coral towers of lost Lemuria can hide you from her! (she says all this in sign language because you can't talk underwater)

overall happiness has increased by at least 10% since monsters took over

>>95964 incubi get together to gripe about missing bachelorhood when they had alone time and how they miss hanging out with the boys and reminiscing about when they weren't expected to cum 10 times a day but then they start talking about their wives and get into a brawl over whose has the nicest tits (it's mine) when talking with single guy friends it's probably like that "stay here as long as you can" bit in billy madison

>>95964 Depending on the species, they might invite friends over to a baby shower and ask >which one do you want? we're taking reservations

>>95964 Can you call yourself a friend if you wouldn't hook your buddy up with some grade A poon that you aren't after yourself? MAMONO MANA and fate making it more likely that you're hooking him up with his future wife is all the more reason.

>>95970 >Brotherhood of Monster Fuckers

>>95969 Humpty eggs and wyverns take even that a step farther. >TFW You will never meet your monster wife on a play date (real).

>>95966 You can't hide from salamanders. They can track a man as good as a hebi can.

>>95967 That's not much

>>95974 The rape will continue and morale will further improve.

>>95974 You see, that's actually pretty huge, as that is an average, which means 50% of people have had their happiness increased by more than 10%. And of course, the people that profit from your sadness are also included in that statistic, bringing the average down.

I'll just be aggressively sad in MGC. Like I will learn magic just to create a cloud to hover over my head and rain. That will tell all the potential rapists I am not to be messed with because I am sad.

>>95977 >Banshee with mascara running down her face snuggles up >We can be wet and sad and cry together.....

>>95977 That's how you get a banshee anon.

Assert dominance by picking up Sensei and carrying her off in the middle of a lesson. >>95977 Ryuu bait.

MGE needs proper rat girls. Large mice just aren't large enough.

>>95981 What?

>>95981 Gambian pouched rat women stand around a height of 7 to 8 feet tall they are the biggest of the rats.

I'll just be aggressive in MGC. Like I'll get a big bag of bricks and go around throwing them at people.

>>95984 Tried doing that, then the warrior mamonos came through and thought I was challenging them to a duel.

>>95982 Big rat good.

Man why are you in monster girl city if you didn't want to get fucked by mamonos. Make it make sense.

>>95987 The chase is half the fun.

>>95987 tax purposes

>>95987 the rent is pretty good

>>95980 >That first Haku I see she's trying to imitate real cows, chubby mommy.

>>95986 What makes you think large mice can't get big? Also, of you mean fit/muscly rat, the Hinezumi is right there.

>>95990 >landlord keeps dropping hints about alternate payment options if anon is having a hard time with money >but anon, the responsible tenant, dutifully and responsibly pays his rent on time every month

>>95987 Commute. Money. I’m undesirable by mamono anyway.

>>95994 >Undesirable to mamono Keep that confidence out there buddy, be safe.

>>95992 Of course, but size is the distinctive characteristic between rats and mice. Can you imagine how big a species called Large Rat would be? And how smug she would be about it?

>>95991 Art imitates life and her body is a work of art, after all. All hail potato cow Sensei. >>95996 She'd still get bodied by terrier kobolds.

How to improve bond level with wyvern?

>>95998 Mating press

>>95998 Seems like you're already ding plenty well.

>>95999 What about aerial sex?

>>95998 Engage in social activities, such as playing board games

>>95987 don't be dense, I'm just trying to attract aggressive mamono

>>96002 She’s not too good at jenga, and twister ends up with my face in wyvern butt.

>>96002 Playing board games is for boring nerds.

>>96005 Somewhere, a thousand jackals cry out in unison

>>95995 I cannot possibly fathom a monster girl who would be into an old walrus like me.

>>95998 Learn each other’s scent. Sniff the wyvern pit.

>>96005 you're a boring nerd I'm going to run RPGs for my mamono friend circle we are not going to have ANY sex we are going to the dungeon to kill things and get gold coins

>>95987 it's got a big tourism industry you can visit all the scenic and historic such as the slug pits slime pits manticore pits ghoul pits and more

>>96010 RUNNING AWAY AT TOP SPEED from the slug pits towards the ghoul pits accidentally activating the predator instinct of the dwellers of the manticore pit causing civil war between the manticore nation and the ghoul empire taking shelter at the bottom of the slime pit after the war is over and the victors move to the slime pit to claim me I have already been teleported into the chesh pit where I will surely die

>>96009 Sounds boring. BORING!

>>96012 YOU'RE boring it's sick as fuck

>>96009 >I'm going to run RPGs for my mamono friend circle I'm legitimately curious what RPGs you could get a group of mamono down to play. D&D seems like it would be akin to it's original war miniatures source material, and would just be a basic "combat and tactics" game for them. Shadowrun, on the other hand, I could see getting some attention. Or a homebrew JoJo RPG for the really NEET ones.

>>96017 given mamono are individuals it's presumably dependent on the individuals besides banshees and wights I guess, and probably a few other species if I pondered on it, who are theater kids by default and not to be played with

>>96008 >dragon knight insists that to reach your full potential it is absolutely vital that you sniff her underwear and she sniffs yours after training >you're not sure if this is an actual thing with mamono mana or if she's just a pervert

>>96020 both can be true simultaneously. in fact it is a guarantee that she is just a pervert, but because MGE works on calvinball rules it may very well assist

>>96020 The dragonian military is full of perverts. From the rank and file to its top brass.

>>96020 trust the process

>>96023 >it actually works sweaty wyvern boyshorts are PEDs

>>96024 >PEDs Patrician Enticing Doohickeys?

>>96017 Rogue trader. Old style

>>96025 Penis Enlargening Duds

>kunoichi learn to do tail tricks to prove the tail is real >more embarassingly, they flap their small wings

>>96028 Probably Exceptionally Delicious

>Anon, we NEED to fly faster. I NEED to blow shit up harder. You NEED to look cooler <I look cool now. >Not cool enough! I didn't partner with no quitter, we're starting the new training regiment NOW. <I'm pretty sure that personal trainer we saw was just a pervert in gym shorts >Nonsense! Quitter talk! Now drop your pants and fuck me or I WILL sit my ass on your face. <Come on, I just sat down for breakfas-

whats a worrying idea? One I had was that a slime queen learned full mimicry, so you didn't know that a town was not only slime people, but the same slime

>Marry a fox >Find out she is evil a year later when the local magical girl squad breaks through your front door to "rescue" you

>dragon breaks down walls >"I have come for my prize!" >think shes here for the gold, or the prince > she's actually here for the servant boy

>>96032 lonley malef dragon kidnaps women and makes them dragonewts so she has "daughters"

Most wyverns are stealth fighters. A select few are thicc as fuck and are closer to strategic bombers.

>>96033 I would never marry an evil woman the magical girls are clearly corrupt and insane and will be destroyed. evil will be cleansed in righteous fire

>>95981 some sort of rule-making rat

>>96017 Anything science fiction or space opera would be a winner, I think, mostly because of how unfamiliar it would be to them. Traveler, Battletech, Starfinder, anything like that.

>>96038 the big rat that makes all the rules is a lie

>>96033 Joke on them, I'm evil too

>>96007 Anon there's a whole class of mamonos that like fucking monstrous humans, that some mamonos are known freakazoids.

>>96041 sometimes two wrongs do make a right

>>96043 >Titls full of milk >Cowprint bikini >Fake cow ears >Still asking what i mean with milking Are foxes this stupid, or does the milk incur an int penalty?

>>96043 I see miss fox is trying to sneak into the farm again.

>>96031 I'm a simple man, I see reptile anus I must dig in

>>96046 Breakfast in bed!

>>96043 I don't know about that one, we might make it worse

>>96044 it's a taunt to incite you

>>96050 I don't think a fox would use trickery on someone.

Werewolves are cooler, sexier, more loyal and honest

>>96052 true werewolves are the best mamono actually

>>96007 Selkie says hi. >>96018 How did you land on wights and banshees before phantoms?

The fox cannot trick you if you never trust her in the first place

>>96054 honestly I often forget phantoms even exist. they're in that antigoldilocks zone where they aren't something I'm into but also aren't something I find actively unappealing. they're never on my mind at all

>>96035 what happens when her "daughters" have a "rebellious phase" and go home?

Spinning a succ around and around until she becomes a scuc

>>96033 >local magical girl squad Ah, fresh recruits

>>96059 They're familiars and witches. They're ALWAYS familiars and witches.

The magical gyaru squad has come to put an end to your villainy (being single).

being a dad is tricky

>>96061 And they can Fuck off unless they have a kot

>>96063 Grem sure has a strange thinga-ma-bob in her profile art.

>>96054 What about Selkies

>>96065 You mean the automaton hand throne, or the clockwork jetpack?

>>96068 I'm more curious about those grabby injectors. they don't look like anything that would have any application on males

You are being foxxed. Please resist, she likes a struggle.

>>96042 Calling one’s self an old walrus is like saying you’re on the Teddy Roosevelt grindset, or Taft.

>>96070 is she evil? I will resist if she is evil if she is good I will still resist but only because she asked me to because I want her to be happy unlike the evil one who does not deserve it

>>96071 So he's the EGGMAN who's got the MASTER PLAN.

I hope Ares has on hand a cute, red-haired, highly energetic, tall and muscular slightly tomboyish single girl she could send my way. My doctor said daily pelvis smashing from a buff red-headed warrior girl would improve my mental and physical health..

>>96073 Pissing on the moon is a sure fire way to get Artemis’s.

>>96070 The enemy can't fox you, if you disable their tails

QUIET, CALM DATE WITH A CUTE MONSTER GIRL.

Father's Day is coming up. What kind of things do you think the waifu and kids would do for you? >Be Anon, husband of a dark elf >You're relaxing on the backyard deck with the wife, it's a nice sunny holiday afternoon >She had just given you her gift, a lewd card game the two of you were excited to try that evening, when the crunch of gravel catches your ear >You hear your eldest daughter's car pull into the driveway, and smile >The kids left earlier to "grab a few things", and you knew that meant some kinda gift >Soon, your three kids walk up, wide smiles and a chorus of "happy dad's day!" >Your eldest daughter, Trina, has a box wrapped in brown paper, and an envelope >Your son, Brad, has a long thin box with blue wrapping, and what appeared to be a bottle in a paper bag >And your youngest daughter, Kelly, was holding a large gift bag that was overflowing with tissue paper >Trina starts first, handing you the gifts >The box ended up being a case of hard iced tea, while the envelope was a picture of a brand new rider mower, and a set of keys for it >Brad's gift is next, the long box holding a pruning chainsaw, the bag containing a bottle of Talisker scotch >Kelly's last, handing you the large gift bag, and she's so excited she's bouncing on her feet >Pulling out the tissue paper, you first see a small box, which ends up being a nice set of sunglasses >The second gift was... a rope? >You start pulling out the rough length, and after moments, it's apparent what it is >Kelly made you a bullwhip >But it clearly wasn't out of leather, the rope felt too rough and had a particular odor to it "Uhhhh... thanks Kelly, for the uh... the uh..." >That's when the odor finally registered >It's hemp rope <"It's a weed whip, Dad! I got the idea from Joanie and Marla, they helped me make it!" >You glance at your wife, and she's doing her damndest not to laugh >You can't help but smile, letting out a warm chuckle "Ahh, well thank you!" >You'll have to figure out a nice way to tell your daughter later that her Wurm and Cheshire friends have some interesting gift suggestions

>>96080 >Chesh wife has been cagey all month >Keeps implying she'll have a biiiiiiiiig announcement on Father's Day >Getting nervous, implies pretty heavily she's preggo as an eggo >Father's Day comes >"Anon, you're going to be a father!" >"In fact, you already are!" >She pulls out a kitten from behind her back >It's just, like, a kitten >Badly dyed purple and black >Her eyes look up at you, shiny and blue "Sigh, OK, fine, we can adopt a kitten."

>>96074 You’ll get a cute Thracian gf but she’ll also be a Balkanoid.

>>96081 >"Also she wants a little sister" >she jumps at you

>>96067 >How do you do, fellow walruses

>>96083 >Chesh wife covers kittens eyes so that she cannot see Mommy and Daddy having Mommy and Daddy time.

>>96070 I'll molest her ears and make a break for it

>>96086 the tails were already closing in. you're going nowhere.

>>96084 I’m sure a Selkie would be interested in the fact that I went to take up woodworking and canoe making. For no other reason than a compulsion to do it.

>>96070 Depends on what kind of fox we're talking about.

>>96074 She can give you a scythian centaur, take it or leave it.

>>96069 got to interface with automatons somehow

>Elite Kitsune who wheels and deals to set up foxes in high places >Matching up foxes with husbands >They call her The Foxxer

>>96092 i'm not sure if foxes can get along they're too treacherous and ambitious to abide another fox

>>96081 Cute but a bit sad

>>96087 Ran-shama's tails...

Monday hatred at an all time high, the only cure is chesh love scientists explained

>>96096 No, the real cure are NEETbux

>>96097 I prefer DEEMbux, sure it'll probably ruin me with the fine print but not working is worth it.

>>96097 Imagine having a meaningful job that takes you only 15-20h per week and that is enough to support your family? Wouldn't that be better?

>>96099 >15-20h per week If you work more than 0h per week, lower your tone when talking to me

>>96100 Look how excited the background ants are! Today they're going to work hard and open a new tunnel! Where does it go? They don't know! Why do they build it? They just can't quit!

We need to work, even in MGE

>>96102 >maid academy has kiki studying and working so much she hardly gets to live her life >even lumberjacks and miners have evenings and weekends! >is it because she minored in ice sculpture? >first assignment out in the real world >curtsey to master, introductions, get to business >tidying the whole house for the first time takes a few hours >all laundry takes two hours total >lunch takes half an hour including cleanup >it's 2 PM and there's nothing else to do >"My lord, is there anything..." <"It looks fantastic! You did all that just now? Please relax until dinner. What do you usually do in your spare time?" >kiki searches her inner filing cabinet for anything that isn't related to school or touching herself <"Why don't you go explore the area? Feel free to go in and out as you please." >kiki makes a face <"Do you have any friends in the area?" >kiki makes a face <"Can you even finish a greentext?" >kiki makes a face

>>96103 At any rate, sock puppets are a perfectly valid means of artistic expression

>>96103 Master got a new task, makes maid discover new hobbies

>>95839 smush ice cream into hound tits and lap it up out of the bottom of the swimswuit

>>96105 >Miss Kiki's Hobby >Cam whoring >She only does it to eventually get caught by Mastah and punished >But Mastah is Harem Anime Protagonist level oblivious >And it turns out that Miss Kiki's pervy mind is well-tuned to what Internet losers want to jerk off to >So not only is she not getting laid, she now makes 2-3 times what Mastah does >And is trying to figure out a way to tell him to stop working, but it's hard to explain that your employee wants you to quit your job so she can get caught gooning on cam more easily.

>>96107 Of all things you had to choose NTR, are you retarded?

Kiki while you weren't looking your mastah started cuckposting again. Please tear him off the PC and paddle his ass with a skateboard.

>Kikis new hobby >Bird watching >To get her out of the house (and into the soil and trees) >Did you know she is also part bird? >mastah >mastah look >it’s a red-necked phalarope >no not over there where I’m pointing! In that tree! No not that tree-

>>96110 >Grumbling Kiki looks up where to even BUY a skateboard.

Rabbit rabbit!

>>96115 A rabbit? Yeah, only by a hare.

>>96115 i would get oneshot by rabbit hipcheck

There is a secret code you can input using a monsters paw beans that will put them into “safe mode” I.e totally chill and harmless. You just take their paw and press their beans in the specific sequence. No I won’t tell you what that sequence is, but remember the Konami code.

>>96119 Put paw on head works too

>>96120 That can cause beaning.

>>96120 I don't know if I'd do that, that's the ultimate point of control over the human body

>>96122 imagine having a centralized nervous system

>>96123 >Slimes have discovered drill hair We’re doomed

>>96124 First it was the plants (claustros) Then it was the pseudo slimes (creeping coin)

>>96125 Didnt creeping coin release before claustrophyte?

>>96126 Yeah. I just put the smug plant first cause plants came before currency. Claustro always cums first.

An oni/ogre flashes her demon back at you. What do you do?

>>96129 Put my ice-cold hand on it to hear her shriek

>>96115 >Remembers they die from extreme loneliness >Thousands of Undead Wererabbits are created everyday due to crippling loneliness Its a sad reality for Wererabbits, that if you ignore the love of a wererabbit you're a cruel man.

>>96129 Admire her gains. Also check out her butt. Onis and especially ogres deserve love and kindness!

Ogres don’t get happy endings. Unless you go to the beeg sports massage place. Then an ogre masseuse gives you a happy ending.

>>96133 I hope a ogre sits on you so you can't escape her for saying she can't get a regular happy ending.

>>96134 I’d die a very very happy man. Oh, fine. Ogres can get happy endings too. Ones where hubby gets on a stepladder to replace her horn bandages.

The honeybee is extremely pastoral. Basically your village childhood friend distilled. The werebat's fleshfang is cute. And the queen slime is extremely queenly and motherly, and her maids have really cute uniforms now. Why did all the slimes get cute slime clothes. I yearn for more. I don't know how much longer I can wait for the next Demo, anons.

>>96129 Give her feed back on her gains and ask for gym advices. I need to get stronger if I want to princess carry a human form nekomata

>>96137 >security alarms blaring >red lights flashing >anon and ogre arguing <”This isn’t a bottomless pint glass! It’s just a regular pint glass, with a hole where the bottom should be! You stitched me up!” Anon says. >The ogre argues back, ”and how was I supposed to know that?! Yer the thief, ya should’ve done better recon!” <”Well it wouldn’t be a problem if your fat ass didn’t trigger the motion sensor. Now we’re trapped!” >”FAT? FAT?! IM NOT FAT! MAYBE IF YOU WERE NAE OGGLING MY BEHIND, YA COULDVE SEEN THE SENSOR BEFORE I DONE GONE AND WALKED INTO IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT MR PYJAMA WEARING-“ >pair cease bickering as a troop of satyros file into the vault, all wielding various weapons, including several who look like they’ve had a bit too much to drink >”…I got smoke bombs in my arse pocket.” The ogre whispers

>>96140 >arse pocket Did she hide them in her butt?

Young monsters sometimes travel from exotic places to adventure in the central not-Europe continent, girls like Amazon and Ocelomeh lolis joining up with human male adventurers who will end up falling completely head over heels for them. Imagine getting consumed by lust for your little brown warrior girl's childbearing hips, huge toned ass and thighs, lean back and slutty outfit. You're plowing her ass from behind and hungrily pulling at her hips to push tighter against her, and she's making an awestruck orgasm face while getting taken, ravished, dominated and bred in yet an another way nobody back in her home village would even mention.

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>>96143 Not the kind of handjob I'd expect from a Ren, but I'll gladly take it. That's a lovely panda.

>>96143 >how it feels to chew 5 gum

>>96142 I was imagining a different color, but I can see the appeal.

>>96141 There will be enough lewd fondling from anon trying to discretely get them out. If they were up her butt then it will be awkward for everyone involved, especially all those satyros who have to sit and watch. ALTHOUGH, if she needed to get something through a pat down, that is certainly one option. The other would be inside her broken bandaged horn.

>>96147 >Thorough patdown >At a temple to Bacchus Distract them with your "hidden" flask and they'll be too distracted to continue, EZPZ.

>>96148 Temple of bacchus 'pat down' would be like >HEY >This man is trying to SMUGGLE a can of beer into the ceremony. >A single can! >Not even a six pack! >Get this man some more booze NOW.

Are they only satyros in bacchus temple or can you find other species like not and such ?

>>96151 They make up most of the clergy. You get worshippers from all stripes, but mainly >Onis - Drink a lot. Merry. Enjoy partying. >Ogres - Same as onis. >Dwarves - Same as onis >Raijus - General hedonists. From the wiki >"She is widely worshiped by people with a variety of professions, such as ambassadors, merchants, brewers, and simply those who like drinking, and she also has many adherents among races such as humans, dwarves, goblins, etc." So any monster of those professions, and you can imagine then that leans towards certain monsters like pandas, farm monsters, some succs, birbs

>>96152 Purrfect

getting a pair of rat ears, a baseball hat, and cooking bacon every day for my batcat

>>96146 I would be powerless against an Ushi of this size. I would be compelled to brush and comb her and polish her horns and whatnot.

>I think I might get hitched guys, shes staying infront of my door >and doesn't get away when I scream that this is a private domicile >and I would not be harassed >its been days >my food will soon end >is this how I die?

>>96156 Dude just order take-out, what's she going to do, push past the delivery guy and into your private domicile?

Do you feel like we are burning through threads faster?

>>96158 Yeah, the last few went by in a flash

>>96157 >Anon spots the delivery guy just about make it to the front of the house >before hes tackled by a hellhound >his would be savoir obscured by a bush as the hound is sloppily eating the food whilst bouncing on the poor guy >succ dosent even care to look back

>>96158 Yup but it's not bad

>>96158 >>96159 Just checked and wow, last one was full after just 3 and a half day. That's almost the speed we had on 4chan before we left, except without all the garbage.

>>96163 >Garbage HER NAME IS DEVILBUG-CHAN AND SHE IS MY WAIFU!

>>96163 We're healing.

>>96158 I mean we go on way longer since our bump limit is 1000 posts while last I remember wasn't our bump limit on 4chan 700 posts or something around there.

>>96166 Bump limit on /jp/ is 310 (used to be 300 like on most other boards, not sure why it was changed there) while the post limit is 1500 (used to be 2000 and even higher, got changed because of vtumors)

>>96163 That's cause the garbagemon are taking out the trash. Thank you, ogre-san. It's honest work.

>>96165 I don't think it's very professional for Dr. Hoss to have her boobs out like that. How are her patients supposed to heal when she keeps redirecting blood flow like that?

>>96151 I’d be afraid of finding a Leprechaun there because all they’re good for is fighting, cobbling shoes, and rough passionate sex.

>>96143 something must be done about ms kiki she's becoming too powerful

>>96171 I'm pretty sure it's mrs kiki at this point.

>>96146 There's more colors of thick little adventurer girls from faraway lands who are bound to get surprise cultural exchange in the form of horny maledom sex, but brown is the most common one.

>>96173 I’d laugh if a loli Tsurara-Onna got married to what is the MGE version of a Viking partially because the idea of him talking to her in Old Norse with key words like “Jötnar” thrown in before he carries her off to his home is highly amusing to me.

>>96142 a few levels can do a lot

The janitor is actually a cursed mechanical keyboard.

>>96176 A cursed item spirit monster girl from a keyboard with the funk of forty thousand years, and ages of jorking it.

>>96171 Everyone focuses on Mrs. Kiki and ignores the small army of kiki pups she's made, and they're not terribly far behind her in so--er, power. Her milkers are a red herring to the real threat.

>Two trucks having sex >My muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex

salamanders are hotblooded coldblooded women which means they are in fact just human women in cosplay don't let them know that you know

>>96180 My Alpbro is the best, lets hit the showers

Blurple.

>>96182 Thanks, I hate it and now the Missus has challenged me to a duel to the death.

>>96184 I love Zombie colors

>>96119 This is outdated, DL pushed a succdate a few years ago, you have to input the code with your lips now.

>>96188 And remember. If you input wrong enough time it will lock her out of chill mode and also delete your pelvis

nefarious purple snake attempting to sliver into your bed at night

>>96190 heh, that's why I sleep in a sleeping bag-

>>96191 she has already replaced your sleeping bag with the leavings of the last time she shed her skin

>>96192 Aren't they supposed to eat those to recover vitamins and stuff? If Anon is sleeping in her shed that probably means she's deficient in some micronutrients and you know she's not getting them from a vitamin. I'd say to run, but Anon has conveniently hobbled himself with a sleeping bag.

>>96191 >prepackaged man meat

>>96191 >>96194 <He looks like he fucks Selkies <Agreed

>>96194 >Man Ready to "Eat"

>>96174 >loli Tsurara adventurer sends letter back to her family in Zipangu >"Made it safely to western continent, met a strong looking man who's also a foreigner here. Said he's from far in the north, also cold like mountains back home. He still thinks I'm the wrong kind of monster. Idiot, it's not like I like him or anything."

>>96186 >mouth sewn shut How is she supposed to serve me while I'm gaming sitting in front of my desk?

>snek sized sleeping bag >zips around her entire body >yes anon must go 2ft deep into the sleeping bag with no escape, preferably face to snutt, to tits or snussy

>>96198 She rides you and hugs you while you are sitting in your gaming chair, better reinforce that thing

>>96198 She's quite well equipped for paizuri.

>>96191 hey wait a minute, this is just ms saccophyte agai-

>>96179 choose the form of your destructor

>>96202 >And once again, no one slept that night.

>>96125 >>96128 Why do I get the feeling like you have a tiny image of sharp triangle teeth on a green face?

>>96203 Please, just let me have a maid with a bust that's only somewhat above the species average...

>>96206 Miss Medusa has MANY statues, including some busts!

>>96207 >B-but it's not like she wants to clean your house or anything, she's just doing it because you'd live in a pigsty without her and the uniform is cute >You think the uniform is cute on her too? >I-idiot! I can work with this.

>>96186 from a distance, can you tell the difference between an emo glacies and a zombie?

>>96209 They have different stances, even more so when they move.

>>96209 the tongue test is more reliable (if your tongue gets stuck on them it's a glacies)

>>96208 I like medusas. I think they're cute. And I was VERY sad that the MGE archives have no medusas in maid outfits. I think all monster girls should have maid outfit art. Even dommes. Especially dommes! Maids can be bossy, I'm actually into that.

>>96213 Medusas aren't the type to wear maid outfits, so naturally you don't see any. Why don't you draw one?

>>96213 >And I was VERY sad that the MGE archives have no medusas in maid outfits. You didn't look hard enough. Also a grapemaid cause I don't feel like coming up with an excuse to post that one.

>>96215 Because I can't draw. Also I am lazy.

>>96217 >can't draw Just look at all the crap that gets posted in the drawthreads sometimes, even I could do something on this level.

>>96213 of maids, i have nun

I looked over the snek galleries and I'm shocked I didn't notice any Shirohebi maid pictures.

Ah, tsun noodles...

>>96223 >noodles I had spaghetti for dinner. Maybe that's why I keep thinking about medusaseseses.

>>96222 >>96222 i love u maid bunyip

>>96224 How hissy do you guys like your sneks? >Every ssssingle Ssss? >Only when she's excccited >Only when she's horny >Only for punctuation >She thinks hissing is an embarrassing stereotype

>>96211 the only way this could happen is if you licked her calves or feet instead of her tight gymnast tummy are you an iciclefag, anon?

>>96226 Great question. It should always be there, subtly. Like a slight lissssp. But it gets really pronounced when she's excited. Also she should do the darty tongue thing to my face sometimes.

I heard that prayers to Ares-chan are more effective if you include praises about her muscles in them.

>>96230 I love you LN, and tsun snakes are cute af

>>96222 Why are Echidnas so perfect?

>>96230 This is VERY cute.

>>96217 >>96220

>>96234 >baby hungry >cute >blurple >baby hungry >satisfies a man's gambling addiction with her womb >Comes with her own kick ass dungeon >motherly but not your mother >snake hair >baby hungry

Kot medicine is nothing but placebos, give me dog medicine instead.

>>96230 Do the hair sneks mind getting (gently) nibbled? >>96236 At least she has the talent.

>>96226 >>96228 's got it nailed i would also like to add oscillating hissing while pounding and gliding on your hips hissing in her sleep so it's honk sssss instead of honk mimimimi and some days she pretends to be a monster monster or a snake deity who doesn't speak at all

it is time to sleep once more, but all I desire is the hellhound pit

Angry mamono are for kissing.

>>96242 beware of dog

>>96244 I've never been aware of anything in my life.

>>96242 this is why hornets are the best

>>96236 I love her and will work harder for her

Been building and painting goats this week. It reignited my interest in satyros, I should think about them some more

>>96249 >building and painting goats Nani the fuck senpai?

>>96169 >blood goes to dick >body thinks blood is missing >makes more blood >yummy healthy human full of yummy blood

>>96250 Miniature painting Baphos on the other hand are not my A cup of tea; they can't even legally drink :).

>>96252 >miniatures This guy doesn't even work in a factory that builds goats? Boooring

>>96249 I would love to paint some goats

>>96253 We call that a farm

playing Goat Simulator with bapho

>>96254 I must paint goat throat with my clear coat

Headquarters of Sabbath branches should include goat towers. >>96251 Leeches do have a use in medicine, so vampires wouldn't have to try too hard to claim getting blood sucked is good for your health.

>>96254 I want to cover my face with that Baph's bra until all the oxygen in my bloodstream is replaced with boobsweat and I pass out

>>96205 Who could possibly say. But I know if I saw a plant with a smile like that, I’d want to take one home for myself.

>>96258 >Leeches do have a use in medicine It's pretty niche though.

>>96254 That latex baph's piercings printing through the bodysuit make me feel funny

Satyros, being goats, are known to be weird

>>96232 Ares is a fucking kissless nerd with unwomanly muscles.

>>96262 I wonder if pelvic curtain + thigh high (singular) works as well on lamia, eels, and seadragons. It's all in the hips, and snakes do have hips...

>>96262 >me feel funny Funny how? Like a clown? Does she amuse you?

Brokest monstergirl?

>>96269 Miss Apophis. Look at her, reduced to doing deliveries!

>Thank you for choosing Ares Air. Please relax and enjoy your flight. >Your wrestling partner will be with you shortly. When the horned head icon flashes red, unbuckle your seatbelt at this time.

>>96270 >Lim has rich parents and the delivery job is just her LARPing the porn cliche she saw in porn another day >Grapesnake is really fucking broke after being defeated by her Pharaoh rival You can even see it in their faces

>>96272 >Grapesnake is really fucking broke after being defeated by her Pharaoh rival Surely a master of deception and cunning like her has plenty of back up wealth.

>>96273 Oh yeah, she's rich in the back alright.

>>96274 very hot pic, apo are good

>>96271 Wait, this isn't a commercial flight to Mallorca! This is the Mile High Club!

>>96273 Pharaoh knew, she changed her voice a bit and phone scammed the snake out of her last savings

yeah snake it down bitch let me see you back it up drop the snass down low then pick that shotafucker up

>>96268 >Funny how? Like a clown? Yes, I suddenly realize I must become a clown for the shirokuto sabbath. Amuse the lolibabas... honk-honk...

Snek rape is just unfair.

>>96281 How about sssssnek consssssssensssssual ssssssexssssss?

>>96282 NTA but it's far better, more genuine and romantic

>>96283 Nothing is more genuine than a woman desiring you so much that she can't contain it and takes you right on the spot.

>>96285 But have you considered long, romantic candlelight dinners with huge barbarian mamono?

>>96286 >long yes, you're getting pounded into the table and then the floor all night >romantic the rape is going to be very intimate with sloppy forced kisses >candlelight yes but LED candle lights for safety, for when they are inevitably tipped over, same as the empty plates. Because (You) are for dinner.

>>96285 Not a big fan, and I find it hotter that she can resist the urges.

>>96288 Are the urges realy that strong if she can resist them?

>>96289 Yes. And it works both ways

>>96286 I would absolutely do this for a horc or ogre

Urbanised barbarian mamano who serve as guards and soldiers in nice sexy armour and weapons. Plenty of anon artisans and craftsmen and other professions to poach inside the walls.

Truth to tell, I probably can't civilize a barbarian.

>>96286 NTA, but, yes.

>>96295 Cute chesh plush, she's one of the good one.

>>96296 THE USHI LOVES THE CHESHO. The Chesho somehow cannot teleport away.

Do you think fairies with a really old husband use his saggy balls as a DnD Pendulum trap in corridors?

>>96286 Long romantic nights with dragons are awesome!

you're actually not supposed to go into the tiger enclosure and pet the tigers

>>96300 affirming instruction: taking tigers out of enclosure for petting.

>>96265 There could be something to a split skirt design. >>96300 The tigers are very well-behaved and frequently roam the park to educate the visitors and assist the staff. They do so little raping it's sort of a problem, even the petting zoo is less safe than the tigers.

>>96301 Ooh, taut tummy! So strong!

What about the barbarian enclosure?

>>96297 Nice dynamic, would pet both

>>96265 the flowing fabrics pair nicely with the amount of hipsway they have in motion

if I'm not wrapped in snex by midnight tonight, I think I will surely die

>>96307 A princess snek or a barbarian snek?

>>96308 milk snake

>>96304 That's just the local drunk tank.

>>96307 Very tragic.

>>96311 From the thumbnail, I thought this was a seal

>>96311 On one hand, I would love her for who she is. On the other, I hope that magic and snex can get her the tail she wants, and otherwise she feels comfortable for being cute as she is.

>>96310 They need to add an observation window… If I go in I’d surely DIE.

>>96308 of those I would prefer a barbarian snek I think

>>96314 Depends on how sober they are, they might just hug you and fall right asleep if they are drunk enough.

>shitpost on 69chan >make mamano go rage, all for the sheer fun of it >you're able to go at it undetected for months >countless amounts of dragons, wights, and demons have been trying to find you and make you answer for all the shit you post >neither them nor their tech-gifted contacts could do a damn about you >at some point you are being confronted by a gang of hell hounds >these girls say you're the guy who's been trolling them on 69chan >of course, you deny any involvement in this <"yeah yeah, we've been watching you for quite a while and your house always smells like excitement at roughly the same time somebody posts all this shit" >before you say anything, they rape you

>>96317 i don't think the prior actions significantly affected the outcome of encountering a hellhound pack they don't need a whole lot of motive

>>96317 MOB JUSTICE

>>96316 it's very risky. Well-to-do anon just wanted to use the tavern's toilet and leave asap. He never had any dealings with the ruffians, the hoodlums, the barbarians and the bad-girls. He was a model citizen living a quiet, unassuming life. ...And now he's a cuddle-addict daki.

How flustered do you think some mamono might get if the guy they're interested in is far more forward than they are? I picture a sliding scale between stuttering awkward mess and smug smile while saying "Jackpot."

>>96321 Romantically, some monsters get very flustered if things don't go as they expect so soon. If a demon's expecting resistance only to find out he matches her freak, then there will be a lot of on the fly making things up in her head to try and navigate.You would hope that the monsters who attempt to plan + dialogue tree their way into anon's heart would have a better read of him though. Otherwise, I think they would be very happy he's reciprocating above and beyond what they are asking for. For kinky stuff, some dork monsters also bluff about things they are going to do. Like a dragon might order you to clean her coins or else she'll rape you on the spot. If you just say 'do it' then that stun-locks the lizard. I think monsters who want to do some intense stuff would heart pupil if they found out you were already 100% onboard with it. Definitely the smug smile + jackpot.

>>96321 <"Okay let's fuck" >"Hell yeah let's fuck" <"HELL YEAH LET'S FUCK" >"HELL YEAH LET'S FUCK" More or less.

>>96205 Sharp toothed monsters were made to smile

>>96321 It'd be really impressive to do that to some monsters. Like, imagine watching a krampus watching you for months, then shoving her into a sack, spiriting her away to your pre-readied love shack, and proceeding to make all of her wishes come true. She couldn't even complain because making her happy makes you happiest.

>>96321 <"Do you still think I'm cute, human?" >"That is SO COOL! Can I ride you?" <"You... uh... yes?" miss dragon isn't quite sure what's happening but her instincts tell her to stop thinking and just go with it

>>96326 With a dragon this cute and kind, it's hard to not fall in love

>>96321 casually breaking into a nura's mansion and just start living there like nothing is amiss

>>96328 >sympathique The word you're looking for is likeable/agreeable/amiable. It is very strange that english has the word sympathy, but not the descriptor of someone who shows sympathy.

>>96332 sympathetic?

>>96333 Ah, nevermind.

>ANATA-SAMA >AISHTERU >UNMEI DA >ZUTTO Anon I think the hebi likes you

>>96335 she's just being polite i bet

>>96335 HEBI KIREI MOTTO PANCAKEU, ONEGAI

>>96335 and a chin chong nip nong to you too young lady

Support local snakes instead of snakes abroad

>>96339 My local snakes don't have that scale pattern.

>>96340 I THINK the snake knows just a LITTLE BIT more about scale patterns than you do pal

>>96332 Thanks for the help. My bad, I didn't double check my post, sorry