>>99089 >I didn't think... there would actually be someone in the Dunk A Hunk meal. >Well. You're my Hunk, then. I suppose all that's left is do dunk, isn't it? >Here, for your constitution. Have some of my soda. <what is this >I made a suicide, heavy on the rootbeer, no ice. <blech, it's A&W >Hush, my nugget.

>computer, recreate the Cheshire Cat character from early XXI century erotic literature series "Monster Girl Encyclopedia" >increase her fertility 20-fold, taking regular house cat as baseline >lock the door for 9 months and do not let anyone in >disengage security protocols.

I want a giant and I mean HUGE Cheshire to sit on me.

>>99096 if you fits she sits

>>99097 >Anon disappeared under Cheshire ass and was never seen again >until tomorrow morning

>>99092 It turns out the job teaches roughly zero practical life skills, since it's impossible to get ghoulsweat off your face. Especially mixed with ghoulpussy. You just have to embrace that the whole world knows you got your face mounted while she lapped up her postworkout off the head of your dick. She doesn't even have to take off her ghoulspats.

The maid chesh is a menace to my virginity, a naturally born predator

>>99099 Best workout of my life. I’m gonna smell of ghoul sweat and hot ghoul ass and horny ghoul pussy for a while, and I’m gonna taste it for a long while after too. But that’s hot as fuck. And when it does clean off, she’ll just do it again. Marking me not just with bites. But with her scent. Makes her want to fuck whenever she walks past me and is reminded of what we did yesterday.

>>99081 >established to dispel the impression that arachnids are fearsome predators >the arachne waitresses are fearsome predators yes, well

>>99102 established to dispel the impression that humans are not cute squishy prey like animals (to be snuggled)

It is common to see young masters in royal families breeding and marrying their maids.

>>99104 Kikis should discipline unruly masters

>>99061 Instead of baby talk, Chesh. babies talk in vaguely meme-like gibberish

>>99069 I chucked sensibly to this post.

>>99104 But that's forbidden, how could he marry such a low blood? Think about the bloodline.

>>99108 taint it taint it taint it taint it taint it taint it taint it

>>99109 Men of high blood should not be allowed to intermingle with such vile inhuman creatures as if they were some mere peasant.

>>99110 Maggot.

>>99110 Men of high blood should lick kiki pussy

>Wight's family tree is full of incredibly regal and important people with names and titles so long, it required the whole tree to be expanded several times >then she got married to "Anon, NEET"

>>99114 >Anon Y. Mous, drinker of the mountain, devourer of triangles, upon his platinum throne.

>>99113 Tell me more about this man blood? Is it something I can buy in the store? I'm just curious and not a vampire.

>>99117 You can get it from the vending machine.

Kiki pussy tastes incredible because it is forbidden fruit. One shouldn’t serve a servant. One shouldn’t have a servants love juices trickle down their chin and splash their mouth and nose.

Maid milk is the real forbidden treat

>>99110 Your degenerate of a son will keep dicking down his personal kiki maid, that your grandchildren will all be kikis.

>>99121 Maid ANYTHING is a forbidden fruit. No Order noble should be with some inferior monster. Can you imagine the uproar when their subjects discover he's been sharing a bed with some inhuman creature? And in a servicing manner no less? The peasants would start thinking that laying with a monster isn't bad after all. They'd be letting the enemy into their own houses.

>>99123 >And in a servicing manner That's not mandatory or true for everyone Also good. Love win, snobby idiottic rules don't

>>99122 If he can't keep it in his pants case then we'll have to separate them. She will go back to whatever cursed lands she belongs, and i'll find a worthy wife for him.

And that's why we need to open a armed and militarized Eros branch to HELP where Eros's words are too quiet. Several cupids already signed my manifesto and are ready to help me

>>99121 >Mastah's two kikis arguing about which one has been more scandalous

maids maiding maidily

>>99128 Maiding around But how to pay them back...?

>>99130 it's good shirokutos sabbath perfected the tear & repair clothing material

>>99115 >Anon Y. Mous the First, gentleman of leisure

>>99131 Is it bad to laugh when wife bends over and her pants rip?

>>99115 >be NEET anon >get claimed by a Wight >not your favorite but oh well, who can refuse a massive pair of pale melons and that sweet wealth enabling your NEET ways >one day she insists that you get a proper title so you don't look weird in the company of all kinds of ancient nobles she descended from >you really don't feel like playing the social game so you text her "Anon Y. Mous, drinker of the mountain, devourer of triangles, upon his platinum throne" in hopes she gets the joke and stops pestering you about it >next day you find out she already submitted all the necessary makai paperwork and had your new title carved into the mansion's front, next to the rest of her family

He's not just a Non. He's THE non. He's MY non.

>>99141 >marry a wonderlander >she bestows you the title of "nonce"

>>99142 We don't talk about what anon did to Alice

>>99137 It really depends on the follow up comment you might make. Anything that's not about her expecting will lead to her eventually expecting, if you catch my drift.

>>99142 We don't talk about what happened to anon and the shotafying 'eat me' biscuits.

>>99144 Imagine telling your daughter she's the result of a practical joke

>>99146 “And, that, lil Cheshy, is the practical joke that resulted in you!” >smug loli Cheshire aura intensifies

>>98974 Kikis excel at Cleans. >>99089 Better be a Dr. Pepper. I want to be eaten by an intellectual. >>99109 Foxlike typing detected >>99127 Let's hear their claims, then.

>>99137 You find a flayer and offer to become her replacement.

>>99142 >Momonika sabbath keeps sending anon their pamphlets and inviting him to their gatherings

>>99151 >Kiki 1 >Masturbated on kitchen table. >Stole master’s boxers and masturbated to them. >Peeked on master as he worked out… >and in the shower after. >Left her diary of all the stuff she wants master to do TO HER out. >Kiki 2 >Masturbated on masters bed. >Slipped love juices into her baking. >Left panties on masters bed. >Put panties on masters face as he slept and gave him a wet dream. >Constantly indirect kissing by being his food taster. >Spied on master jerking off. >Left diary out of all things she wants to do TO master.

Kiki 3 left an upper decker in Mastah’s boss’s toilet.