>>104422
>>104423
So, let's suppose a hypothetical. One might have heard the guard arguing with her superior about the fate of the prisoner. The guard had said something along the lines of "it finally being her turn to take a prisoner for herself", but her superior telling her that the general had already promised the prisoner to her "less than pretty cousin".
In theory, one might have been able to make a wager with the guard, that if one is able to fluff her tail and scritch her ears to satisfaction, they would elope together, avoiding one's fate of being married off to whatever the general's cousin might be, and her fate of being repeatedly blue ovaried.
Let's suppose that one might have been able to convince the guard to let her tail through a small window, and thanks to the combination of dextrous hands and the guards pent up frustration, one might have succesfully taken it all the way by having the guard give in to her curiosity and having her enter the cell, culminating in a fluff session where one might have promised several things in the heat of passion that drove the guard so wildly in love she "finished" several times and fainted.
Then, in the rush, one might have taken the still twitching guard and hidden in some dark corner of the fortress, having no clue how to continue.
Any tips for someone in such theoretical situation? Time sensitive.