>>16446
I like to play it dangerous.
>>16454
I loathe mushrooms. They're just gross looking and creepy to me, and they taste bad. Hatter is lucky though. She escaped the worst tier. If I was forced to become mushroombrained post-portal, it'd be with a mad hatter.
As for slimes, I just strongly prefer a girl with an actual anatomy: heart, lungs, stomach, tongue, eyes, hair, etc. Slimes are just too amorphous for me. I wanna feel her heartbeat as we cuddle, the rising of falling of her lungs as she breathes, feeling her breath on me, soft, silky hair to run my fingers through. I wanna satisfy her with my cooking, filling her belly. Feeling actual skin, the slight imperfections, the hair, sweat, oil, etc. Being able to wipe away the tears, sad or happy.