>>40710 >go to the fox school >impregnate your teacher >fail the sex ed class for not using contraceptives properly >have to take it again next year

>>40716 >fail the sex ed class for not using contraceptives properly is that what she told you?

>>40720 A teacher wouldn't lie, would she?

>>40710 full of foxlets all of them are her sisters

>>40809 a teacher? maybe... a fox? definitely.

I much more prefer my foxes to have a mother type of build but I suppose a teacher is good too. Being groomed sounds like fun. https://nhentai.net/g/444005/

>can't even finish school without getting babytrapped by a fox It's so over for human boys, there's no dodging the fate of a rice farmer.

>>40891 >the fate of a rice farmer. Based foxes are saving men from the soul crushing wage slave life. Plow the fields then plow your wife, that's how life was always meant to be before (((they))) fucked it all up

can foxes run crysis at max settings?

>>41642 depends on how well-fed they are.

>>41642 They have the performance and optimization down to a science.

They don't tell you this but there is a fox spirit bound in every computer.

>tensions with western governments increase, as depressed men favour emigrating to fox enclaves over seeking conventional treatments - psychatrists and pharma companies most affected >in different news: male suicide rate reportedly at record low and scientists can't explain why

>>41798 I'm not going to mingle with someone who can's even spell out "l" properly

>>41714 I'd use Ran's processing power to break buttcoin blockchain, get insanely rich and then crash it.

I think there's something wrong with my fox. Is this what happens when there's no room for another tail?

>>41774 I should upgrade to a new Nvidia card so I can generate tanuki AI pictures all day.

>>41839 nah she just gazed into the abyss. make her touch grass for a bit and she'll go back to normal.

>>42461 >"vixen milk? whats that? do i really need that for a broken leg?" >"its free? you should just have led with that!"

>>42474 >do i really need that for a broken leg? I mean, calcium is good for your bones. And disregard the other "additives", these are for your brain

what was the biggest fox tail you have seen?

>>42674 at that point the moment shes in the room i wont be able to escape the fluff

>>42679 Can she even enter rooms with normal doors in the first place?

>>42598 does this count? >>42687 fluff is really good at compressing. she can easily squeeze through, anything not secured in place on the other side however...

Do Kitsune tails stick on you like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxtail_(diaspore)

>>42801 Yes. >fox from >>42674 brushes against you >you just get pulled along into the mofu mass, never to be seen again

>>42689 im going to fluffy yeah it counts

This is where I belong.

>>42882 >my ambition? >to sniff ass What huffing base of the tail(s) does to a man's brain, smh

>>43117 <FB_IMG >using Foxbook

>>43129 I should try Foxbook dating

It's 4 AM... do you know where your kids are?

>>43402 ... i have kids?

>>43282 If it's the same kid coming back over the years, this is kinda sad, guy lost his youth running after a fox.

>>43464 >>43282 Reminded me of picrel. Poor guy, the fox spirit was the only one to lend him a helping hand in life (quite literally), then ghosts him after he had become utterly dependent on her on an emotional level. Author is Erocci, these were serialized on Towako 11, 12 and 13. A shame they weren't translated to this date (at least nothing available on E-H), I wonder if it's due to Wa*iKa*I or the usual suspects.

Defeating the vile fox and its evil scheming calls for a decisive preemptive strike. Use the element to surprise to incapacitate the enemy in a swift attack.

>>43483 tube fox hands typed this post.

>>43624 Stop spreading disinformation. There are no tube foxes in this thread.

Claims disinformation, yet double posts for a spelling error. Curious.

It's almost fall, a peak time to have a fluffy wife

>>43757 Smelly, tofu crusted hands wrote this post

I don't know who this test tube fox is, but i'm starting to like her.

>>43820 Anon, of all foxes, she is the least trustworthy. She'll take you for everything you've got, and then some. Buyer beware.

>>43820 you're a damn fool then. enjoy your 75 kits

>>43820 She's one of the new-ish Touhoes. She loves market extortion, insider trading, fraud, and counterfeiting. She would invent a gensokyo cryptocurrency if she could get people to trade her real money for it. Her husband acquisition tactics are probably just as honest.

>>43402 In my bed slurping on my balls, because they saw their mom doing it too

>>43916 Now that's a good father of foxes

>>43974 Mamagi is so fucking hot, holy shit.

>>43847 >Her husband acquisition tactics are probably just as honest. Since I don't think there was a stated difference in nature of male and female tube foxes, she wouldn't hustle her mate, but she would expect him to be her partner in crime.

Is there a specific historical text that discusses the sealing of kitsune and other spirits in detail? Are the 'sealed evil fox wife' jokes based off of generic anime tropes or an actual shinto tradition?

>>44439 I couldn't find anything that goes into detail on sealing spirits, but the "sealed evil fox wife" jokes are about the Sessho-Seki stone, which allegedly sealed Tamamo/Daji until it suddenly burst open in 2022. Reminder that it was the height of corona bullshittery & russian-vs-ukrainian bloodletting was in full gear. The world was at it's most miserable point right when she allegedly busted out. Also Abe kicked the bucket just a few months later, but I am sure that was all merely coincidence, just like the rest of the world gradually shifting towards (civil) wars since that time. There is no ancient, evil fox spirit out there, gorging herself on human souls but if she was (purely hypothetically speaking), I'd assure her and her kin that I'd make a much better husband than midnight snack, now please stop stalking me in my dreams

Today is September 13th. Nine tails day. How do you celebrate?

>>45396 It's the 14th already.

>>44184 If human men get foxed from being exposed to Yokai influence, does this mean Gensokyo has its own version of the pig butchering scam? Terrifying.

>>45558 Super power unlocked: fatherhood

HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FOXED YET!

>>45759 It's still like 2 months before the mating season, anon

why do foxes hate working in office? They always search for husband to become stay at homewife. Like they don't have ambition to work hard and earn money.

>>45863 Imagine WFH with fox wife

>>45863 Look at these creatures and tell me they'd fit in an office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWLof0Crhg RIP crazy fox woman, stalked to death by a tranny furfag

>ask platonic fox friend for advice on protecting myself against rape attempts by monsters >fast-forward 30 minutes >"...and once inserted, our muscles make it impossible for males to pull out until you've properly fertilized us. Now if you followed my advice not to breathe in too much of my pheromones, you should still have enough willpower to simply squirm away from me, before I..."

>>46046 >platonic fox friend >pictured: anon exploring his fox friend's plato's cave

This is now my favorite ears expression. Not sure what it's supposed to convey, but it's cute.

>>46056 Concentration probably. I can imagine they'd twitch and wiggle while she's doing that. Either way they look soft and molestable.

>>46046 When she turns from a platonic (fox) friend into a platonic fox (friend) without you noticing

>>46108 I'd flick her ears and blow into them while she's trying to focus on something

>>46155 >>46108 Ambushing your fox wife like that, just to get an unladylike squeal out of her usual calm and refined self... The question is, what will be the consequences for that little "prank"?

>>46157 >The question is, what will be the consequences for that little "prank"? I'm a man and she's just a woman. What is she going to do, puff her cheeks and pout? Don't make me laugh.

>>46157 >what will be the consequences for that little "prank"? She sticks a talisman on your back that randomly makes you feel her gently breathing in your ear throughout the day. Have fun at work!

>>46155 >>46157 You have to keep up the pressure, don't let her recompose. Continue until her charisma is utterly broken and she's a twitching drooling mess. If you can also get her to into a position for mimikaki, that will work too, she'll be like putty in your hands. Though... it's all going to be paid back later in spades. You'll find the house barren of q-tips and have no choice but to accept her offer or mimikaki later. Just because you're human doesn't mean you're not just as vulnerable to the sweet feeling of having your ears cleaned and cared for. The warmth and soft of her lap, scent of her body, and soothing voice all adds to the experience as she cleans away all the built up gunk and scratches itches you didn't know you had. Turnabout is fair play after all.

>>46200 I don't trust foxes. And I certainly don't trust them to put a stick in my ears, what the fuck.

>>46056 Long ears > short ears

They're called pipe foxes because they gotta get piped.

>>46244 Long ears are a womanlet cope, it's like animals trying to posture to look bigger than they actually are.

>>46282 real men know that it's the GIRTH of the ears that matter as well as the quality of inner ear fluff

>>46283 >tails touching very gay

Wait, since when they are fine with condoms?

>>46289 It's like a bento box for them.

>>46294 Then I'll have the bento fox

Asian foxes are all the rage, but what about other regions?

>>46383 Western foxes are no magic but all regular trickery and stealth instead.

>>46404 >that ear twitch at 0:02

>>46418 My wife would never hear that from me, because I love her and because it's illegal in kitsune juristictions

>>46471 What's the punishment for refusing to have kids in kitsune law?

>>46613 Daily nakadashi for 12 months or until pregnancy is achieved, whichever comes later. Severe and repeat offenders may receive capital punishment and be turned into broken mofu-addicts.

>>46617 But if there's no pregnancy after a whole year of daily nakadashi then it wasn't his fault and he didn't deserve a punishment but a medical intervention.

>>46613 well if you are neutered then you will be turned into a Kitsune teen who is at peak fertility and heat cycle madness

>>46638 I thought Atago was a dog

Aren't foxes the best when mentally ill?

>>46645 Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware

>>46672 that sounds like Tamamo Cat

>>46697 >jackal pretending to be fox pretending to be cat

>>46645 >Atago That's Oumi.

>>46619 >medical intervention Passive corruption from living with foxes will ensure that you can soon sire many fluffy-tailed children, even with h*man women

>>46711 I see. Been a while i last played Azur lane

>>46714 that mans balls is n o longer human

>>46714 >escape from the authoritarian fox country >even had to brave the infamous DFZ border >traumatized by the experience, you settle with a human girl and decide to start a pure blood human family >9 months later, your firstborn comes out with fox ears >simultaneously a pair of fox ears spring out from your wife's head Foxed again

>>46858 even if your wife didnt get foxed by all accounts you are prolly forced to take care of fox daughter who will eventually become stronger than you decently fast.

>>46893 >if your wife didnt get foxed She literally gave birth to a foxlet (or several), she's 100% foxxed to the core. The fox cells replaced every human cell in her body from inside, The Thing style.

>>46925 then how are we not foxes it is an enigma

>>46928 All Will Fluff It is inevitable

>>46928 >fluffed man gets dna tested >it's 100% indistinguishable from a foxes

>>47155 >laughing foxes.jpg The one on the right is a wolf.

>>47160 oops no more sister wars

>>47160 >>47178 You're still getting raped and your bloodline corrupted by a woman with fluffy ears and tail, same thing more or less.

>>47560 now make dessert from it

>lactating foxes The most dangerous kind. One sip and all your reason and regrets melt away in your new mother-wife's embrace

>>47705 >your new mother-wife's embrace Foxfags be all >Make up your mind already, do you want a wife or a mother?! <Yes.

>>47745 Mother-wife-big sister FTFY.

daughterwife

wifewifewifewifewife

>>47793 Shut the fuck up wakamo

>>47793 Keep talking Wakamo.

>>47792 >daughter inside daughter foxception

if looks could fox...

job market so bad, i was turned into a shota and become a milkdump for monster girls overproducing milk.

>>47969 >nipple too big to even fit in mouth Poor fox will never experience the pleasure of breast feeding

>>47897 >if looks could fox.. Anon you are just randomly putting the word fox into sentences. That's a sign you should lay off the mofu for a while.

>>48278 >That's a sign you should lay off the mofu for a while. He can quit it any time, it's not addiction I'm sure.

>>48278 fox(verb): the act of a fox manipulating a human male with the intention of mating with him. alternative meaning: the act of a fox physically overpowering and raping a human male.

>riding on a bike yesterday through a rural area >fox sitting on an embankment by the road and staring at me >didn't flee when I was driving by, even though I was just 2-3 meters away from it So when do I get foxed? I saw enough of those chinese cartoons to know where this is going

>>48481 dont stop, keep riding

>>48481 You have to wait until the dreams start and every time you wake up you find yourself standing closer and closer to your front door.

>>48485 It's a fox-ride-human world out there

>>48481 I saw a fox over a week ago when I was riding a bike through a forest too. It noticed me, but didn't pay much attention to me afterwards. I wanted to take better pictures than what I did, but I didn't want to scare it off or provoke it.

>>48516 >>48481 Well it was nice knowing you guys, do try to pay us a visit if you get time between plowing the soyfields and the 7th litter into your wives.

>>48516 >anons are now taking photos of random real life foxes Whenever I start to wonder if we're going too far, I just take a big whiff of my personal stress relief foxtail and it reassures me there is nothing weird going on with this thread

>>48520 I just like taking pictures when I go outside and I don't see foxes everyday.

>>48520 I rememer one time as a kid, there was an entire litter of kits in my back yard playing around with eachother.

Always accept gifts from foxes. It is bad luck to refuse a gift from a fox and you should feel honored for receiving one. Don't question what's inside.

>>48582 I bet inside the box are chocolates, filled with love.

foxvids

>>48628 bro got foxxed so hard, that he became a transparent shadow of his former self

Foxes are made for...

>>48713 pump and dump

>>48713 warm fluffy cuddling kissing kit making

>>48716 Gundamn Kit?

>>48723 Sure

>>48715 Here's the perfect fox for you

>>48723 >uhhh- of course young man! we have many of these gundams in our domicile! >worry not, we shall carry you there.

>>48738 Such faithful fox, she's going to ensure you fulfill the >till death do us part vow!

>>48601 A kitsune's food is always filled with "love". They would certainly never put any strange ingredients or spells into it.

>>48745 As long as it tastes good.

I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this mofu

💢*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY GET HAPPY…! 😤

>>49070 I thought the test tube fox wasn't allowed to be happy?

>>49074 She WILL fulfill her ambitions, she WILL have her 75 kits, and she WILL be happy.

>>48481 >>48516 >>48542 >TFW only fake foxes exist in my region

>>49250 I have two small spitz dogs that are shedding right now and it's a nightmare with fur fucking everywhere, I can't even imagine how annoying it would be with a 9 tailed kitsune.

>>49263 worth it

>>49263 >endless felt >endless yarn You WILL wear your fox wife's tail fur scarf, sweater and socks. You WILL have felt rugs on all your floors. You WILL sleep under a fox fur blanket smothered in your wife's actual tail fur. And you WILL be happy. And probably itchy and prickly all over.

>>49488 Imagine a monster so fluffy that the hairs find their way into every part of you. Lungs? hair stomach? hair eye socket? hair colon? hair crainial cavity? hair testicles? hair It consumes you

>>49515 >Lungs? hair Mofusbestos...

>>49515 >testicles? hair I suppose it can't be worse than microplastics.

>>49263 Cant wait to clean my wife's fox hair out of my mouse wheel for the nth time this month. It's already bad enough with my cat, this stuff just quantum phases through metal and plastic directly into the encoder and optical sensors. >>49488 The saving grace.

>>49070 >>49101

>>49876 the what gf??????????

>>49937 Back in my day we used to call them child brides. Now thanks to those damn liberals they don't even get the privilege of marrying.

>>50080 >first thing I look at is their tails caressing each other >brain instantly mellows out It's so over

>>49631 COUNTER!!

>>49517 >>49518 Just get an air purifier? Or you can just spare the hassle and go for a more compact fox. Hair generation will be much less and you won't overheat in the summer. You'll have to hug her a bit harder to get your mofu dose which might sound like a negative at first glance but it might turn out to be great, especially in the winter months. Some of them (pic rel) can be cute and sexy beyond human reasoning, so caution is advised.

Thread is starting to smell a little vile… A bit too obvious who's behind these posts.

>>50191 >Thread is starting to smell a little vile That's normal

>>50209 This is fake news, normal healthy humans don't throw shit around either, just because chimps do it. It is also a gross violation of the new "Hate speech against protected species" act, please follow our peace enforcers into that dark side alley for further questioning.

Foxgirl yuri is criminally underrated and I'd really like to see two foxgirls kissing

>>50464 It's good if it's foreplay before a threesome, but yuri on its own is like diet soda or alcohol-free beer

>>50501 >but yuri on its own is like diet soda It gives you cancer?

>>50507 mofubestos

>>50501 threesome between three girls yuh

>>50513 Why stop at three?

>>50516 Meh yuri orgies are mid. I much prefer cute sweet pure love between 2 girls, 3 or 4 at once is the absolute max

>>50511 Explains why fox obsession is terminal.

im scared my fox wife would cheat on me bros im too used to ntr trolls can i have some reassuring words

>>50536 >"im scared my human husband would cheat on me sisters im too used to ntr trolls can i have some reassuring words" t. Anon's fox wife right now, probably.

>>50545 more

from the other thread >(mwah...) <...! >I... I... your lips are so soft... <They keep telling us we have to find a good husband soon... to start a family... >I...I don't want one. I don't want a husband. >I... I don't want to do it with some man... >I'd rather just stay here... with you. <...! M-Me too...

>>50605 Love wins.

>>50941 Dios mio, la creatura.

>>50941 >"foxes often have subtle changes to their facial expressions when planning to rape you." >"you should plan ahead when you notice this... stock up on water and have a filling meal that can be eaten cold on hand, you'll need the extra energy during the coming encounter."

>>50359 If I saw that I'd simply bail. One fox in an alleyway? Bad Omen. Four of them? Yeah, I wouldn't ever be seen again.

>>50501 so its overall healthier?

Foxes are getting too gay. I'm gonna go to tanukis instead.

>fox yuri THEY'RE LEAVING EDIBLE RABIES VACCINES IN THE FORESTS THAT ARE TURNING THE FOXES GAY! WAKE UP FOXPLE!

>>51006 please relax granny, theres no need to make up unsubstantiated rumors like that. lets get you back home to your shrine.

>>51006 foxes eat energy woman have energy and less egg than sperm men have sperm which are half lives and numerous ergo more energy it may not be that the foxes were gay its just that they prefer men and men have been fucked so hard so often that men became rare. or the foxes are infact neets and dont like going outside enough and only hang around other women as a biproduct of this and their desires just get reflected on that. so basically foxes arent gay they are yes leaning towards men because more nutrition dense. also the main reason why yuri as a concept with foxes has to exist EVERYONE DESERVES FLUFFY TAIL. including you. i consider it heresy if a soul does not have a foxwife. including the human women. because everyone needs a wifefox foxwife. imgoing to mofu.

>>51011 So fox yuri is doomed yuri?

>>51011 >the main reason why yuri as a concept with foxes has to exist EVERYONE DESERVES FLUFFY TAIL So why not go after a male monster fox? A foxhusband so to say? A problem I have with this is that it opens the door for other questions, like, why not accept gay men? Why not have a human men and male monster fox be intimate with one another? I see it a bit of a hypocrisy to allow only one of them.

>>51016 >So why not go after a male monster fox? Because those do not exist, duh

>>51016 wait male monsters exist

>>51017 In the context of MGE you're right, but not in every other Monster Girl Medium. Yes, it says Monster GIRL, but there are more then enough settings, mangas, doujinshi or games were that isn't the case. We might also want to dive deeper then into the reasoning why MGE has no male monsters, or rather, why men with a homosexual leaning end up as Alps. Let's be honest, MGE doesn't seem to like to dive into yaoi, that's why all of the gays end up as Alps. That and probably to cater to genderswap fetishes. Yaoi MGE isn't very well received, but why is yuri? Why is yaoi outright banned on this board but yuri isn't? It's the same thing in the end, is it not?

>>51014 depends but if shes just in it for food then yeah

>>51022 >Why is yaoi outright banned on this board but yuri isn't? I think you can figure out why a board about monster girls is not the place to discuss gay men.

>>51022 because >>>/amg/ exist for those who enjoy looking at dicks. which is seems to be the minority since its pretty dead.

>>50965 >Yeah, I wouldn't ever be seen again. A single terrified scream, suddenly silenced and when the first people come to investigate, they'll only find an abandoned alley with white stains on the floor.

>>51026 >>51027 Maybe I didn't formulate myself good enough, but my question was rather: Why is girl on girl stuff more popular and more accepted than male on male stuff? At the end of the day it's still the same thing, namely homosexuality. The sex has been changed, but now it's fine? A girl kissing a girl is fine, but change it around and it suddenly becomes unwanted. As far as I'm aware there is nothing that speaks against posting yuri on here and I'm more than aware that I can simply look away. However this still doesn't answer my confusion. It's the same thing, the same logic and whatnot, but girl love gets special "privilage" in that regard. Why? It's still gay. Men and Women are meant to be for each other... You atleast understand my reasoning, right? And my confusion at the double standard? I know that I'm probably slipping too much into breaking certain board rules, so I will keep my nagging to a minimum now and stop.

>>51029 I'm not even into yuri and I don't see what's hard to understand. You see two hot girls making out and you get aroused because you're into girls, even if they're full lesbos and you know on intellectual level they wouldn't let you join. If you're a straight male and you see two handsome guys making out, you don't get aroused because there's nothing of interest for you there.

>>51022 yuri is acceptable because they will become polesisters eventually. Yaio is just doomed to die out, idk to be honest, just shitposting. But i want to stare at monster girls. It sucks to be you, if you are into Yaoi, i hope you will find your board too. >>51032 can be interesting, if they both turn into busty girls

>>51029 >Why is girl on girl stuff more popular and more accepted than male on male stuff? It's not though...? I like both but yaoi is more popular in general. You see girl x girl relationships more often in media because it's considered less controversial than the reverse but they are also not taken as seriously as male homosexual relationships. If you take a look at the female side of fandom yaoi is HUGE. It's just that this site is mostly male for obvious reasons and yaoi is off-topic for a board centered around monster girls. And yaoi is actually accepted here but only on /amg/, but why even use it when there are better communities than this site for yaoi? I don't really see how there's a double standard here. >Why? It's still gay. Men and Women are meant to be for each other... Because some guys think it's hot and at least yuri can be related to monster girls if one of the girls is a monster girl. Maybe someone is an actual girl (doubtful). Also the whole board isn't an MGE board so there are no strict rules against yuri. And why does it matter that it's gay? It's not like being attracted to monster girls is natural either, human men are meant for human women not 2d anime girls with non-human traits. And that's only a thing because in human biology only a man and a woman can produce offspring (well there have been mice born with 2 mothers or 2 fathers through scientific methods but that's beside the point). Monster girls are fictional and just an idea (girl with non-human traits) so you can have any headcanons you want about them such as the whole sperm=energy thing which is only popular because of all the porn settings. You can have a setting where two girls can have a child through magic so in that case 'men and women belonging to each other' wouldn't really apply. Also, some us just really love the forbidden love aspect to it, it's not that deep lol. Also threadtax. Sorry if I accidentally broke a rule by answering anon's questions.

>>51070 If monster girls are infact girls i honestly think that at least some would prolly want to watch men on men action. wow 2 semen dispensers.

Fluffy tails.......erotic....

>>51135 >mumumu uh oh

>>51029 >Why is girl on girl stuff more popular and more accepted than male on male stuff? >men's sexual urges are overwhelmingly more intense then women's >men consume the majority of pornography >the majority of men like women >man fucking a woman=good >woman fucking a woman=also good >man fucking a man=no woman=no good Seems simple to me

>>51153 Also, men's sexuality is more visual while women's is more psychological/emotional

Conclusion: YURI WINS and straight romance fucking dies idk.

>>51032 >you get aroused >even if they're full lesbos and you know on intellectual level they wouldn't let you join >you know they wouldn't let you join i think that's just called being a cuck...

>>51326 its watching lesbian porn but live and between two foxes. prolly how they get semen if they want baby. the idea of a bunch of sexist gay foxwomen forcing a man to masturbate to them fucking so they can use the guy to make baby sounds nice. its cuckery if one of them is your wife but then that isnt her being a lesbian.

if you guys want to discuss whether yuri is against the rules, then please take that to the meta thread, im getting sick of it. and if you think you're safe from a pair of foxes just because you saw them kiss once, then i have bad news for you son. you've just been double foxed.

>>51329 >forcing a man to masturbate to them fucking Except that's not was being talked about. If a man is involved in any way it's not really being "full lesbo" is it. Because at the end of the day it would mean they're still after your semen, so no (Mod note) Stop derailing the thread already, take it to the yuri or meta thread

But what if my hag fox neighbor is actually nice and doesn't have any ulterior motives other than caring for my wellbeing?

>>51343 then she is grooming you for one of her relatives. be vigilant if you hear any other visitors and never attend any of her family gatherings.

>>51343 What's a better way to care for your wellbeing, than marrying you and having lots of mostly fox children together, before you can end up with a h*man woman that will break your heart and make you pay alimony?

>>51351 I wonder what her reaction would be to seeing Anon start talking to a h*man girl often... Maybe her approach has been too slow! She needs to come up with something else and FAST!

>>51343 At the end of the day, i think most foxes have men's best interest at heart.

>>51380 But the stories, the legends. Aren't they evil being that do nothing but decieve and lie?

>>51384 I don't know about you but my foxwife has never deceived or lied to me, I would know.

>>51359 >You've been very naughty. Did you really think I wouldn't notice? >Oh, you sweet, foolish boy. I'll admit, it was my mistake. I was giving you far too much freedom, letting you think you still had a choice. >That ends now. >I can smell her cheap, fleeting perfume on your clothes. >I'm going to replace it with my scent...

>>51386 >crazy hair-in-mouth face Danger.

>>51431 Foxes are best when they are dangerous.

>>51384 Superstitious nonsense. Foxes are trustworthy creatures, especially tube foxes. Not to change the subject, but there should be more kitsune drawn with iridescent pupils, since they're supposed to have a tapetum lucidum. Must be funky seeing those foxes with laser eyes moving around at night.

>>51449 I read that as "There should be more foxes drawn to innocent pupils".

How smug a fox feels when she gets a bf.

>>51515 Why the fuck is she walking on all fours? Is she stupid?

>>51522 Ask an average person if foxes walk on all fours.

>>51534 That's not an average fox, is it now.

>fox who stalked and fluffed you turns out to be a high-ranking official >become secretary-husband, whose work includes both serious work and "stress relief" >expected to quietly stand behind her or service her under the table for hours during internal meetings >diplomatic missions mostly consist of playing the part of a well-domesticated husband and mingling with human dignitaries >she'll make it a point to time her pregnancies with state visits, especially to your former country, in order to show off you and her belly to the cameras

>>51889 >bitch is carrying YOUR kid, not the other way around Fox status: domesticated

yandere foxes...

>>51911 The MAD doctrine (mutually assured domestication)

>>51976 >>51966 What's the "one ear flat, the other up" expression supposed to convey? I find it to be oddly seductive for some reason.

>>52256 It's fox ahoge

You want some fluff? She's got the good stuff. Don't be shy, give it a huff.

fox news, you got approved for kidnapping

>>52319 Beware of online predators, the "25-year-old gamer bro" you're talking to could actually be a 600-year-old fox. Don't give her your home address or click any suspicious .exe files she sends you.

>>52319 Foxes can just do that? They can just appear in your home one day and take you away from work, family and friends. And no one stops them? How is this legal? This is the consequence of having unchecked power. Those creatures need to be toppled down. We can't allow them to run amok disrupting society. We need to

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Fox spirit disguises herself as a gyaru bimbo to repay her favor, but it turns out the guy'd acquired terminal stage fluff brain since their first encounter and demands her to turn into her kemonomimi form. Based. Source is: アクションピザッツ 2025年12月号

>>52324 Literally me.

>>52329 you met a kitsune when you were a child? lucky bastard.

>>52321 Don't worry. They take at least 3 days to find out everything about yourself and only steal you away, if you're a loner who barely leave their home

>>52320 600 years old?

>>52477 (forever) 17 years old

>>52544 Why are they like this?

>>52548 They are just students experimenting with things mainly sensei's insticts

>>52582 They aren't wearing protective equipment. If the experiment produces an unforeseen reaction and the subject's instincts get out of control there cold be lasting consequences.

>>52612 >>52544 >become new teacher at an all-fox school >half your class is trying to babytrap you >some passively/instinctively by being clingy, sitting in your lap and rubbing their pheromones off on you >others proactively by overt flirting, ambushing you on the toilet or hiding under your table at the start of the class >it's considered a stellar performance for a human teacher, when he ends up with 3 or less wives until graduation >total failures effectively end up as communal property for an entire age-group

Anon please... you have to fuck this foxgirl, she started to collect catgirls. Please, she is becoming a catgirl crazy foxwoman.

>>52843 What do i get out of it?

Repeat a 100 times while presenting an offering of fried tofu: "There is no god but Oinari-sama and kitsune are her messengers." And you shall receive a kitsune wife.

>>52907 its that damn missionary again. i told you, im not going to visit your dirty shrine and pray, you annoying little gnat.

>>52911 Restoring an abandoned Kitsune shrine with the company of an otherwordly foxy presence that can only manifest through rituals or every full moon is a dream for me.

>>52913 shrine maiden/deity foxes are the cutest.

>>52853 You get: Fox wife (hot and tidy), catgirl daughter (cute and pre-trained), and an old lady (will do things with the portals if you ask nice) Sounds like a deal right? Well you should get hooked up right away! Please!

>>52938 There has to ba a catch.

>>52965 They all expects you to deal with their problems like changing lights or do the dishes

>>52965 you will have to live cut off from the rest of the world. but dont worry, they have a very effective cure for homesickness.

>>52998 That's pretty grim.

>>53009 thats youkai love for ya.

>>53015 >>53009 Yukari and her shikigami aren't really the type to do that kinda stuff, but touhou has pretty dark undertones and there certainly are other youkai who would definitely do this to you, if they could breach the barrier.

>>52998 I think about this scenario a lot and how I'd go about dealing with it. Certainly wouldn't be as insane as him in just accepting it (Aya thinks it's fucked up). I would think about family and the people I left behind, but that's an easy problem to solve closure-wise. Write a letter saying you're doing great and happy, maybe a picture of you and them, and empty your accounts and leave all your assets to them. With gaps it should be a trivial task and cleaner than whatever youkai love twisted common sense leads them to their own conclusions. Whether your family accepts that is up to them, your due diligence is done and you have your own life to live. It's a shame parents wont get to see grandkids. Dumb youkai think they need to drug and brainwash you so you dont leave them. We are simple creatures, we dont need to be given the world and will happily walk into their claws on our own volition. They need correction.

>>53155 >take a pill after we're done This is considered fox abuse

>>53156 life sentence of forced fox breeding, the only solution

>>52998 I no longer want foxes in my house. Doom slayer music gonna play, the moment they enter the house.

>>53226 Not all foxes are evil. Some of them are genuinely good.

>>53231 >>53226 in fact, having a good fox is one of the best ways of avoiding evil foxes.

>>53226 Why does boss music and Slow Romantic Jazz play when fixed enter my house?

Foxes*>>53245