>>40710 >go to the fox school >impregnate your teacher >fail the sex ed class for not using contraceptives properly >have to take it again next year

>>40716 >fail the sex ed class for not using contraceptives properly is that what she told you?

>>40720 A teacher wouldn't lie, would she?

>>40710 full of foxlets all of them are her sisters

>>40809 a teacher? maybe... a fox? definitely.

I much more prefer my foxes to have a mother type of build but I suppose a teacher is good too. Being groomed sounds like fun. https://nhentai.net/g/444005/

>can't even finish school without getting babytrapped by a fox It's so over for human boys, there's no dodging the fate of a rice farmer.

>>40891 >the fate of a rice farmer. Based foxes are saving men from the soul crushing wage slave life. Plow the fields then plow your wife, that's how life was always meant to be before (((they))) fucked it all up

can foxes run crysis at max settings?

>>41642 depends on how well-fed they are.

>>41642 They have the performance and optimization down to a science.

They don't tell you this but there is a fox spirit bound in every computer.

>tensions with western governments increase, as depressed men favour emigrating to fox enclaves over seeking conventional treatments - psychatrists and pharma companies most affected >in different news: male suicide rate reportedly at record low and scientists can't explain why

>>41798 I'm not going to mingle with someone who can's even spell out "l" properly

>>41714 I'd use Ran's processing power to break buttcoin blockchain, get insanely rich and then crash it.

I think there's something wrong with my fox. Is this what happens when there's no room for another tail?

>>41774 I should upgrade to a new Nvidia card so I can generate tanuki AI pictures all day.

>>41839 nah she just gazed into the abyss. make her touch grass for a bit and she'll go back to normal.

>>42461 >"vixen milk? whats that? do i really need that for a broken leg?" >"its free? you should just have led with that!"

>>42474 >do i really need that for a broken leg? I mean, calcium is good for your bones. And disregard the other "additives", these are for your brain

what was the biggest fox tail you have seen?

>>42674 at that point the moment shes in the room i wont be able to escape the fluff

>>42679 Can she even enter rooms with normal doors in the first place?

>>42598 does this count? >>42687 fluff is really good at compressing. she can easily squeeze through, anything not secured in place on the other side however...

Do Kitsune tails stick on you like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxtail_(diaspore)

>>42801 Yes. >fox from >>42674 brushes against you >you just get pulled along into the mofu mass, never to be seen again

>>42689 im going to fluffy yeah it counts

This is where I belong.

>>42882 >my ambition? >to sniff ass What huffing base of the tail(s) does to a man's brain, smh

>>43117 <FB_IMG >using Foxbook

>>43129 I should try Foxbook dating

It's 4 AM... do you know where your kids are?

>>43402 ... i have kids?

>>43282 If it's the same kid coming back over the years, this is kinda sad, guy lost his youth running after a fox.

>>43464 >>43282 Reminded me of picrel. Poor guy, the fox spirit was the only one to lend him a helping hand in life (quite literally), then ghosts him after he had become utterly dependent on her on an emotional level. Author is Erocci, these were serialized on Towako 11, 12 and 13. A shame they weren't translated to this date (at least nothing available on E-H), I wonder if it's due to Wa*iKa*I or the usual suspects.

Defeating the vile fox and its evil scheming calls for a decisive preemptive strike. Use the element to surprise to incapacitate the enemy in a swift attack.

>>43483 tube fox hands typed this post.

>>43624 Stop spreading disinformation. There are no tube foxes in this thread.

Claims disinformation, yet double posts for a spelling error. Curious.

It's almost fall, a peak time to have a fluffy wife

>>43757 Smelly, tofu crusted hands wrote this post

I don't know who this test tube fox is, but i'm starting to like her.

>>43820 Anon, of all foxes, she is the least trustworthy. She'll take you for everything you've got, and then some. Buyer beware.

>>43820 you're a damn fool then. enjoy your 75 kits

>>43820 She's one of the new-ish Touhoes. She loves market extortion, insider trading, fraud, and counterfeiting. She would invent a gensokyo cryptocurrency if she could get people to trade her real money for it. Her husband acquisition tactics are probably just as honest.

>>43402 In my bed slurping on my balls, because they saw their mom doing it too

>>43916 Now that's a good father of foxes

>>43974 Mamagi is so fucking hot, holy shit.

>>43847 >Her husband acquisition tactics are probably just as honest. Since I don't think there was a stated difference in nature of male and female tube foxes, she wouldn't hustle her mate, but she would expect him to be her partner in crime.

Is there a specific historical text that discusses the sealing of kitsune and other spirits in detail? Are the 'sealed evil fox wife' jokes based off of generic anime tropes or an actual shinto tradition?

>>44439 I couldn't find anything that goes into detail on sealing spirits, but the "sealed evil fox wife" jokes are about the Sessho-Seki stone, which allegedly sealed Tamamo/Daji until it suddenly burst open in 2022. Reminder that it was the height of corona bullshittery & russian-vs-ukrainian bloodletting was in full gear. The world was at it's most miserable point right when she allegedly busted out. Also Abe kicked the bucket just a few months later, but I am sure that was all merely coincidence, just like the rest of the world gradually shifting towards (civil) wars since that time. There is no ancient, evil fox spirit out there, gorging herself on human souls but if she was (purely hypothetically speaking), I'd assure her and her kin that I'd make a much better husband than midnight snack, now please stop stalking me in my dreams

Today is September 13th. Nine tails day. How do you celebrate?

>>45396 It's the 14th already.

>>44184 If human men get foxed from being exposed to Yokai influence, does this mean Gensokyo has its own version of the pig butchering scam? Terrifying.

>>45558 Super power unlocked: fatherhood

HOW HAVE I NOT BEEN FOXED YET!

>>45759 It's still like 2 months before the mating season, anon

why do foxes hate working in office? They always search for husband to become stay at homewife. Like they don't have ambition to work hard and earn money.

>>45863 Imagine WFH with fox wife

>>45863 Look at these creatures and tell me they'd fit in an office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWLof0Crhg RIP crazy fox woman, stalked to death by a tranny furfag

>ask platonic fox friend for advice on protecting myself against rape attempts by monsters >fast-forward 30 minutes >"...and once inserted, our muscles make it impossible for males to pull out until you've properly fertilized us. Now if you followed my advice not to breathe in too much of my pheromones, you should still have enough willpower to simply squirm away from me, before I..."

>>46046 >platonic fox friend >pictured: anon exploring his fox friend's plato's cave

This is now my favorite ears expression. Not sure what it's supposed to convey, but it's cute.

>>46056 Concentration probably. I can imagine they'd twitch and wiggle while she's doing that. Either way they look soft and molestable.

>>46046 When she turns from a platonic (fox) friend into a platonic fox (friend) without you noticing

>>46108 I'd flick her ears and blow into them while she's trying to focus on something

>>46155 >>46108 Ambushing your fox wife like that, just to get an unladylike squeal out of her usual calm and refined self... The question is, what will be the consequences for that little "prank"?

>>46157 >The question is, what will be the consequences for that little "prank"? I'm a man and she's just a woman. What is she going to do, puff her cheeks and pout? Don't make me laugh.

>>46157 >what will be the consequences for that little "prank"? She sticks a talisman on your back that randomly makes you feel her gently breathing in your ear throughout the day. Have fun at work!

>>46155 >>46157 You have to keep up the pressure, don't let her recompose. Continue until her charisma is utterly broken and she's a twitching drooling mess. If you can also get her to into a position for mimikaki, that will work too, she'll be like putty in your hands. Though... it's all going to be paid back later in spades. You'll find the house barren of q-tips and have no choice but to accept her offer or mimikaki later. Just because you're human doesn't mean you're not just as vulnerable to the sweet feeling of having your ears cleaned and cared for. The warmth and soft of her lap, scent of her body, and soothing voice all adds to the experience as she cleans away all the built up gunk and scratches itches you didn't know you had. Turnabout is fair play after all.

>>46200 I don't trust foxes. And I certainly don't trust them to put a stick in my ears, what the fuck.

>>46056 Long ears > short ears

They're called pipe foxes because they gotta get piped.

>>46244 Long ears are a womanlet cope, it's like animals trying to posture to look bigger than they actually are.

>>46282 real men know that it's the GIRTH of the ears that matter as well as the quality of inner ear fluff

>>46283 >tails touching very gay

Wait, since when they are fine with condoms?

>>46289 It's like a bento box for them.

>>46294 Then I'll have the bento fox

Asian foxes are all the rage, but what about other regions?

>>46383 Western foxes are no magic but all regular trickery and stealth instead.

>>46404 >that ear twitch at 0:02

>>46418 My wife would never hear that from me, because I love her and because it's illegal in kitsune juristictions

>>46471 What's the punishment for refusing to have kids in kitsune law?

>>46613 Daily nakadashi for 12 months or until pregnancy is achieved, whichever comes later. Severe and repeat offenders may receive capital punishment and be turned into broken mofu-addicts.

>>46617 But if there's no pregnancy after a whole year of daily nakadashi then it wasn't his fault and he didn't deserve a punishment but a medical intervention.

>>46613 well if you are neutered then you will be turned into a Kitsune teen who is at peak fertility and heat cycle madness

>>46638 I thought Atago was a dog

Aren't foxes the best when mentally ill?

>>46645 Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware

>>46672 that sounds like Tamamo Cat

>>46697 >jackal pretending to be fox pretending to be cat

>>46645 >Atago That's Oumi.

>>46619 >medical intervention Passive corruption from living with foxes will ensure that you can soon sire many fluffy-tailed children, even with h*man women

>>46711 I see. Been a while i last played Azur lane

>>46714 that mans balls is n o longer human

>>46714 >escape from the authoritarian fox country >even had to brave the infamous DFZ border >traumatized by the experience, you settle with a human girl and decide to start a pure blood human family >9 months later, your firstborn comes out with fox ears >simultaneously a pair of fox ears spring out from your wife's head Foxed again

>>46858 even if your wife didnt get foxed by all accounts you are prolly forced to take care of fox daughter who will eventually become stronger than you decently fast.

>>46893 >if your wife didnt get foxed She literally gave birth to a foxlet (or several), she's 100% foxxed to the core. The fox cells replaced every human cell in her body from inside, The Thing style.

>>46925 then how are we not foxes it is an enigma

>>46928 All Will Fluff It is inevitable

>>46928 >fluffed man gets dna tested >it's 100% indistinguishable from a foxes

>>47155 >laughing foxes.jpg The one on the right is a wolf.

>>47160 oops no more sister wars

>>47160 >>47178 You're still getting raped and your bloodline corrupted by a woman with fluffy ears and tail, same thing more or less.