Mofu addiction is not real, I just need to touch kot fluffy ears, tails and paws to stay alive

>>73978 look dude, i dont care about whatever addiction you do and dont have. just take some of these damned cats thats been infesting pyramid station for months now. theres hundreds of the fucking things running around now.

>>73979 If you give them, the problem will multiply

>>73980 as long as it multiplies away from my daily commute then i dont give a shit.

>>73979 I’ll take the oldest, floofiest kot you got.

>>73982 Same order, chief.

>>73981 You should export them instead

>>73982 >>73983 only got one, you'll have to fight over it. >>73985 okay then, sending 50 kots to your location

>>73982 What if the oldest isn't the fluffiest? What if the oldest one had a gorgeous but thin and slick coat and the floofiest cat is the youngest? Ever think of that?

>>73987 The youngest can become a hag but it requires a bit of waiting

>>73986 It will turns into 150 and they will comeback during holidays

Threadly reminder, there are two active CYOAs in the catalog that could use some reader attention! >>62085 >>63522

I see the nyakuza has already set up in the thread

>>73978 i for one need to hold a paw. i really like the idea of a cheshire just putting her paws on my face and rubbing it. soft.

I wonder what kind of mamono live in the edges of the unknowable and the forgotten, waiting for an anon to fuck up a spell incantation in just the right way that sends them into a land of primordial darkness. Shapeshifting creatures that only assume a form when the light of consciousness is cast upon them.

>>73994 my wife

>>73993 I get you

>>73996 Who's your wife.

>>73994 Shogs, at least I hope. Spooky Shog wife is a big hope of mine if portals come.

>>73998 dont know yet

>>73991 Well, it is pre-pre-prekoturday.

>>73999 But shogs don't live at the edge of the unkonwn. They might be spooky, but in terms of cosmic weirdness, they are scraps of alien cookie.

>"Anon, are they booing me?" >"Oh no Druella, they're saying Dru! Dru-ella! Dru-eulla."

>>74002 AND I WANT TO EAT THAT ALIEN COOKIE!

sorter time. ive been medicated since.

>>74004 No, you want to eat the scraps. I'm wondering about if one can get to the cookie factory.

The only medication I need is ogre nipples in my mouth

>>74007 this is the aforementioned medication. ogre milk is laced with ssris.

>recruit level 1 monster as party member >have to pass willpower checks constantly

>>74006 Honestly I want to eat cookie dough the most.

>>74008 I need anti anxiety meds in mine. She’s my anxiety ogre.

>>74011 emotional support large green friend who holds your hand

>>74012 They are good for that. Big. Warm. Squishy. Grounded and has decent, real world advice. Them and hounds. Hounds are the classic anti anxiety monster.

>>74013 wholeheartedly agree. i would also add cheshires and mindflayers to that list, but for very different reasons for both.

>>74014 Cheshire? She's a bit random isn't she. Could startle someone if she's not careful. Would add minos. And bogeys. ...And sheep.

>>74015 Ushi is good emotional support monster. Has more limbs for more hugs. Also spooder.

>>74015 random yes, but i also think cheshires would know how to cheer you up or keep your mind off things. i suppose it depends on your particular flavour of anxiety or general mental illness, but for me, id want a pick-me-up rather than someone calming.

>>74016 ushis are also a really good shout. i think them having the threat of 'i can just take my seal off and my husband will be safe no matter what' would be reassuring, even if the situation she needs to go scorched earth never comes up

>>74014 What about an emotional support centipede. She's skittish, depressed, and easily startled... Thinking about it, if anything the centipede would be the one needing emotional support

>>74016 she is very big. >>74019 she should get a seal for her husband and then coddle him while he's eyepatched. >>74017 maybe she gets extremely affectionate and does head rubs and pushes herself under your hand like a kot. getting anon to laugh works too.

>>73979 If you want to get rid of cats then get some dogs

>>74011 >anxious? I'll give you something to be anxious about you little- >... >aw fuck sake. come here.

>>74008 >ogre milk is laced with ssris. Surely not, those make it impossible to nut. Every monster would hate those, especially ratas.

You WILL take your meds

>>74025 My medication is kiki kuddles. If I get a little handsy I'm not sorry.

>>74025 My meds is a glass of Shog.

>>73979 >>74022 desertposting

>>74028 Do you think monsters can medicate an anubutt's autism away? Asking for a friend.

>>74030 a grape a day keeps the tism away

I got autism from eating out an anubutts butt

>>74032 For the last time anon, that's not how autism works. Autism is caused by vaccines, specifically the vaccine daddy anon gives mommy anubutt at night.

>>74033 That would mean that she wasn't autistic until she met Anon! AND THEY TOLD US AUTISM ISN'T CONTAGIOUS! CALL THE SQUIRRELS, I'VE GOT A BIG SCOOP!

>>74034 <He knows too much <An Exterminator has been deployed to his location.

>>74034 >Call the squirrels, I've got a big scoop! Maple walnut or bust.

Seeing that certain scene in Re:Zero season 3 with Capella and her blood made me think of Malefs given they have the shtick of using their blood to corrupt people. Now I can't help but image Malef with Capella's mannerisms... and it kind of intrigues me.

The cheshire is following me around with a pair of coconuts to mimic the clip clop of a horse.

>>74038 Is she trying to hook you up with her centaur friend?

>>74039 Maybe the cheshire is a horse girl?

>>74039 She's migrating the coconuts (her 'coconuts' if you know what I mean). She's a european swallow (swallow your cum more like). It's not a question of where he grips it (heh)

>>74040 Great, now I'm trying to imagine the horrors of a Wonderland hoss. Sadly, all that's coming to mind is "a horse of a different color."

>>74042 Chess knight golem

>>74040 I wish I was a drawfag cause I'm imagining a Cheshire horse. >>74041 I do believe women in ponds are a basis for a system of government.

>>74044 >I wish I was a drawfag Start now and you'll reap the rewards later.

>>74044 this looks like its inspired by lilia from league

>>74046 >Man who has never seen a centaur in his entire life >"Man, this half human half horse girl really looks like that other half human half horse from this unrelated game." The equivalent of saying "Master chief from fortnite"

>>74047 I thought master chief was the cooking show

>>74047 I had to look the character up and it's not even a horse, it's a deer girl.

>>74050 She looks mad at me. I like that.

What type of special infected zombie wife would you want?

Mushroom pyschadelic / prog rock band. Matango on guitar. Myconid on drums. Hatter on bass and vocals.

You can never escape from a lovestruck hebi

>>74054 I'm sorry Anon but Tank-chan isn't letting me have a choice.

Tanknuki. Built like a brick shit house. Business skills include intimidating, grabbing customer and throwing them into store, making people liquidate assets in their pants. No grace. All her suits ripped. Disguises suck, but nobody wants to tell her that. Enjoys tail brushing.

>>73994 Strangely enough, still a cat

>>74058 Does she enjoy ear nibbles? I bet she enjoys ear nibbles.

>>74060 yes. you will reciprocate?

>>74061 They call me Saw, because I am all about reciprocating.

>>74054 I'm more fond of the normal kind of Zombie

>>74054 Definitely the witch. Call me Bob the builder because i can fix her. Also i'm a sucker for bloody claws and edgy stuff like that.

>>74059 Rejected. Cats are very knowable, and not eldritch or ancient enough, and they are definitely not forgotten.

>>74054 >she claws into your back during sex and it feels like your body is being torn away from existence while it's digging into your flesh but then when the claws retract everything turns back to normal

>>74067 I imagine this is how sex with cursed swords go. She'll just start hacking you in the middle of sex until you faint from the pleasure.

>>74067 >wight on raging mushrooms

>>74069 Do you think mamono practice on raging mushrooms just to know what it feels like?

>>74063 I would like a zombie from an apocalypse in which they run like L4D, that way we could go run or jog together in the afternoons

>>74068 That's not how I imagine Cursed Swords behave at all. I believe they exist on a spectrum of >Cool Older Sister (but very dangerous) to <RAGING LITTLE PSYCHOPATH (but harmless)

>>74072 Zombie-chan might not be the fastest and she might not be the smartest, and she might not be the prettiest.

>>74073 At the end of the day, they all give you that: <"Cum by a thousand cuts."

>>74075 I don't want to get cut up at any point, sex or otherwise. Not my jam. I do like the idea of a lady with a giant two handed melee weapon, though. But who doesn't want that?

>>74074 Doesn't matter, I would still love her and take good care of her

>>74076 You'll learn to love it eventually. It starts with small cuts, and eventually you'll be getting special towels for all the red mana you'll be spraying.

>>74078 >Why yes, I do main Ivy, how do you know?

>>74076 Peasant bow crew represent

>>74080 What, no? I'm not a violent man and I don't want to do anything unpleasant to mamono, nor have them do it to me. Can't there be a cursed sword who wants tender kisses and pleasant "Oooohs" and "Aaaaahs" at her displays of martial prowess? And then later at her displays of MARITAL prowess?

Would you dress up as a shota catboy if your wife asked REALLY NICELY? If you do not have a wife, the mamono slot machine will provide you with 3 choices https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>74077 Bathing with your zombie at the end of the day until she's squeaky clean and she smells of roses and lavender

>>73979 I have an idea. Why don't we set up a gym in the 'mid basement? I think it will be good enrichment for the gatos.

>>74046 I see what you're saying but it's a deer that zoom around and bring a good amount of frustration, rage and despair

>>74082 No even if the chesh and manticore insist. They're things that should not be made or tried

>>74087 >You wake up >Cheshwife to your right >Corewife to your left >They are very smug >UNUSUALLY smug >And these are women who routinely break the Smugometer just by existing >Now you are starting to worry >They seem unusually chipper about you leaving bed to start your morning ablutions >Shuffle into the bathroom, two tittering kots behind you >Switch the light on >Oh, god >You have kot ears >Your tail stands up straight in alarm >FUCK! A TAIL? >Two kots behind you, positively YOWLING with laughter

>>74088 They must face a punishment so hard that such stupid idea won't ever come back.

>>74089 Not spankings, cats love that No sex for two weeks. I've lived all my life cutting my nose off to spite the face, i'll out last them

>>74089 Just imagine how embarrassing it would be if you started to PURR. An Anon who is purring! From being petted and scritched! You better hope they don't film it.

>>74085 You're just going to get strong cats if you do that. Then how would you get them to do what you want?

>>74081 I don't know what you read into that post, I was just saying an archery waifu would be neat.

>>74085 Where is my gator girl, KC?

>>74090 That's wife abuse

>>74093 I thought you were talking about a bunch of peasants doin' archery on a cursed sword. M'bad. Bet you're a slut for cupids, tho

>>74096 many such cases

>>74097 Not THAT many.

>>74037 These eyes mesmerize me.

>>74095 they started it, they get their dickings back when they apologize

>>74096 Show me a man who isn't a slut for cupids and I'll show a cupid her next pincushion.

>>74088 Won't be so smug when discovering the barbed dick

>>74101 ms cupid got me acting unwise

>>74104 FROM HELL'S HEART I STRIKE AT THEE

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that some kunoichi are a bit 'stronger' than others. Those muscles aren't just for show but it does make things creak a bit more as she goes about the house.

I'm hopeless at love. Eros should send me a cupid so we can be hopeless together. And then she'll have to send us another cupid to fix that problem.

>>74092 They're cats. They were never going to do what I want. But now they all have glistening toned tummies and spend more time making cute poses in front of reflective surfaces. I have imported six boxes of tight gym shorts from the northern provinces. Further questions?

>>74104 s-such power

>>74083 Zombies are good with routine, it helps them feel comfortable and develop their early connections. >dinner >bath >sex >brush teeth >pajamas >pajama sex >reading in bed >kissu >snuggles >sometimes she gets too excited thinking about morning sex that she needs help coming down

Shog told me she could be anything I wanted so I told her I wanted a giant robot.

>>74030 anonymous, keeping to a schedule and getting work done is not "autism". all she asked you to do is cut one block of limestone, and really it's for your own exercise than anything

>>74115 >one block of limestone I read that as limstone at first. I don't want to know what a limstone is made of.

>>74117 You know how bat caves used to be a strategic resource for their role in gunpowder production?

>>74113 I would cum inside a zombie so much that all of her wounds, scars and stitches would end up healing and disappearing

>>74114 I want a talking car, preferably a black pontiac trans am

>>74117 Lilims kidney stones or old and dry Lilimspoop

>>74120 She'll do it, but she's not gonna call you Michael.

Close to the edge, down by the river

>>74124 Pollution is threatening Sahu habitats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SSk5KxxlEc

>>74120 Buy the car then get a ghost to possess it instead Like Christine but less murder

>>74125 >pollution i feel bad for sahus coming to earth. we need big clean up efforts. at least the bubble slimes will be fed.

>>74126 >but less murder Where do you think that ghost came from? A ghost egg?

>>74128 Ectoplasm is like that mucus that frog eggs are embedded in...

>>74128 Well, maybe? I’m not a ghostologist, Anon! We should get Miss Lich in here to weigh in.

>>74130 >Don't you know anything? Ghosts babies are brought by Ghost Storks. (she doesn't know either)

Mm... if you've had a dose Of a freaky ghost

>>74131 I'm going to teach Ms Lich where babies come from.

>>74133 Those are just lich babies! She’s trying to learn about ghost babies!

>>74135 they don't hatch but just kind of float out, like cheshire eggs

>>74136 Cheshires don't lay eggs, silly Anon. March Hares do.

pointy teeth

>>74138 Need 'er head on me pointy stick

>>74138 Girls with pointy teeth go directly to my bed

Want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed teeth do we? oh oh flat molars not good enough for you, 'ey?

sharp teef are cute until you remember they're for tearing and not chewing and those girls just have to swallow huge chunks of food whole

I need cat therapy to feel joy

>>74128 >>74131 You might have to examine some undead children closely if you want to figure out where they come from.

>>74143 So they’re swallowers. Hot.

>>74134 >Those are just lich babies No? They are ghost babies. I never said i'd use Ms lich as the learning material herself.

>>74141 I'd let her swallow my chunk whole, if you know what i mean

>>74145 To figure out where a cookie cones from, one must examine the factory it was made in.

>>74128 I said less murder not none

>>74145 Zombie children are the best

Ah yes dead children, the trick for getting out of the you-die-if-you-get-a-boner traps

Meow

>>74154 hmmmmm

how do you make a sad chesh smile again

meow meow meow meow 13% meow meow meow, meow meow meow 52% meow meow

>>74157 Computer time needs to be reduced, too much noticing

>>74158 what's she gonna do when I flick that stupid tiny hat off her head and then smooch her

>>74153 Cum on the dog

>>74156 Cuddling

>>74158 Will that excuse ever fly in a court of law?

>>74162 that activates the dog. >>74164 chesh is her own brand of justice. >>74160 get way too into the kiss until you regret doing it

>>74165 A close shave?!

>>74167 i like the part where the dog turned out to be a robot. spoilers for those who have not seen it.

>>74168 Scene with the reveal was original terminator-levels spooky

>>74169 Robot dogs could be anywhere. Robolds. Cyberhounds. Autokikis.

>>74024 false, i can still cum it just takes me like 4 hours. need monster. skilled monster.

>>74171 I will add that ogre milk contains vitamin O, which famously makes anon cum.

>>74149 >figuring out the cookie is also a cookie factory

>>74173 The cookie factory is also cursed

The firefighter wan dashed into a burning building to rescue me just so she could shatter my pelvis.

>>74175 She earned it.

>>74176 she earned nothing. she did mouth to mouth and then just kissed me and started stripping me and im choking on slobbery dog tongue french kisses and then its rape

>>74170 "HELLHOUNDS could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be HELLHOUNDS anywhere."

>>74177 Welp, can't get your virginity back now, can you?

>>74180 >when your gf doesn't even qualify to join your guild so you quit

>>74181 Listen, you gotta speed level her somehow

>>74182 thats what level drain is for. you cant go below 0, but she can keep leveling up from you anyway. im suprised none of the sabbath have figured out an infinite energy source.

>>74183 >go below 0, but she can keep leveling up from you anyway. That's a myth perpetuated by the mofumuza. In reality, level drain loses about 22% of the experience points, depending on level. Also, p'orcs don't learn lvl drain.

finding out that tutorial fairy is actually a retired max level adventurer

>>74180 >>74182 I'm normally into femdom, but being hella strong and gently loving a low level p'orc is nice too.

>>74185 So Alp fairy? Don't mind if I do

>>74188 Not every adventurer is a man. A resourceful fairy can punch above her weight in a party.

>>74189 the wandering scholar's sidhe must be a beast

>>74190 >Secretly a very art minded Titania playing pretend I could see it coming.

Apex predator...

>>74194 Anon successfully caught, i'd say.

>>74195 Is him if she's the one wearing the collar?

>>74196 She might be wearing a collar, but who's really in charge...?

>>74197 Anon and her, both at the same time

>>74198 Sounds like communism.

I AM A CORE WHORE

>>74200 Equaldom, very red and spooky

>>74199 Are her boobies in charge? Because I want to feel them!

Her bobies are charged

>>74204 What about her pussy?

>>74185 I Defeated The Demon King And Decided To Work As The Tutorial Fairy To Raise Future Adventurers In Another World

>>74204 >every Raiju has a slightly hairy pussy to generate additional static charge

>>74207 This is actually wrong. Since her pussy is always wet, she can't generate static charge. You'll have to use the ol' rubbing a rod method.

>>74184 >p'orcs dont learn lvl drain fool. unprepared, soon to be caught off guard fool.

>>74194 i feel a monster's profile should list common 'weak spots' to help people survive encounters

i wonder if there are all high orc warbands? like, super high level ones.

Would you have SEXUAL RELATIONS with a CUTE MONSTERGIRL if she ASKED NICELY?

>>74217 it DEPENDS, do i know HER? politeness is APPRECIATED though

Capslock is a shroomish invention.

>>74218 You DON'T know her, but she would LOVE to TAKE YOU ON A DATE.

>>74220 this appraoch is SUSPECT and i fear MOCKERY but i will TENTATIVELY give her my NUMBER or SOCIALS depending on WHAT SHE PREFERS

There could be shrooms in here.

>>74216 It's very expensive to run a warband composed of nothing but Tier 6 Hogscarls. You need to be an established lord with fief income and some dyeworks, and even then you need some ranged units to provide more flexibility to your army composition. I suggest Rhodog Sharpshooters since your Hogscarls will already serve as a resilient front line which can buy time for their slower firing speed compared to Vaegirl archers which fire faster but weaker.

>>74219 Oh yeah, CAPS and shrooms. Hats off to your wordplay.

>>74223 what is this referencing

>>74224 I wonder how nutritious Hatter milk is

>>74210 that puts hakutaku out of business

>>74224 Is it weird that she's cuter with the hat on? I like her more that way.

>>74225 The hit rpg game Mount His Blade: Rapeband, released back in 2010 and praised by gamers as being a stunning and surprisingly in-depth medieval warfare and strategy simulator

>>74228 Not weird at all! Complimenting the hat she grew herself must be the most flattering thing you can say to a Hatter.

>>74226 I bet a lot more than almond or any vegetal milk, considering that fungi are more related to animals than plants

>>74229 Lady Harlaus keeps hoarding all the butter

Somebody's been pestering me on ao3 so I would write a mge fic about a good vampire. Knowing well that I HATE vampires. What's his motivation?..

>>74233 vampire sex, maybe

>>74234 You mean he's actually a vampire and he's looking for me or something?

>>74235 no

>>74233 Maybe she's a nice lady who just wants you to think about the finer qualities of the regal, etherial vampire.

>>74237 Her only good qualities are her weaknesses because they allow me to beat her down easily!

>>74233 Could be reverse psychology to get a story about an asshole vampire getting put in her place with maledom.

>>74239 Well he ain't getting any. He's got this though https://archiveofourown.org/works/78979466

>>74240 If you can be bullied into writing stories, can I bully you into writing a story of an Anon who gets seduced SEXUALLY by a CUTE MAMONO?

>>74242 You try to bully me into anything and I'll be kicking you in the balls with iron boots. Otherwise I have no idea what will a normal story look like if I write it. I write troll fics and joke stories, I've never tried to make a normal one.

>>74243 Well, the CUTE MAMONO can be a troll if you want!

>>74244 Man, I dunno. Give me more details if you're serious about that. I might try writing something in my fun time, but don't expect anything super good. Like I've said I'm mostly writing trollpastas.

>>74245 I'm just kiddin' around. You do what you want! <3

Date with a 4C

>>74118 Alarmingly funny post

>unearth pristine prehistoric automaton >it's a miniature vocaloid unit that you can headpat and kiss after her adorable performances >comes preloaded with 1000 songs in the precursor tongue >scholars want to use her as a rosetta stone >she's shy and just wants to perform for you who enjoys the music for what it is

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, a young yeti has put on her scarf and left her mountain cabin. Its time for her to find her destined one and descend the mountain! Can she doe this before the ice queen's yearly ice storm set in or will she need to battle through blizzard conditions to find him? Tune in to find out!

>>74253 >can she doe this oh no, a spoiler in the opening chapter

>>74251 Well I can always tell the scholars what the lyrics to her songs are (as heard by a guy who always mishears song lyrics) in the interest of science

>>74217 I have respect for this approach. >>74220 And a deep respect for this one.

>>74229 >Mount His Blade: Rapeband ok you've earned your shitty paradox game reference >unmarried anons trying to get rich quick betting on themselves in the monster tournament >literally never works but they can't stand getting the same "rescue my daughter" quest from the same woman in the same inn

>>74258 I got to win the monster tournament so I can dedicate my victory to a cute monster lady (she was also in the tournament).

>>74251 >LOLI DK not sure about this one, boss

>>74259 how does it feel to be responsible for countless lizards across the realm shlicking to your fairytale love story

>>74261 success is measured by the size of a man's lizard harem.

>>74263 Officer Wan is just enforcing the law.

>>74263 Saves you some cash that would have otherwise gone to a wedding photographer.

>>74263 Am I being detained? Am I free to leave?

>>74263 Hound getting tamed live [raw footage]

>read that japanese shadman manga with catgirls someone posted in another thread hmmmm, chesho come here, I want to try something

>>74262 And number of lizard daughters, right?

>>74268 That's the average wonderland disco pary. >japanese shadman I still don't get why people make that comparison. They are nothing alike.

>>74268 If it's not Loli, gore or scat, do you have a link?

>>74271 It's in the Doujin thread. >>74123

>>74272 Thanks, will check later

>>74272 I don't think that's healthy...

>>74275 Looks like your average wonderland disco party alright

>>74275 Eh, it's just catnip, don't worry about it.

>>74277 Is catnip legal in MGC?

>>74278 Only in certain highly regulated places. And don't be buying no catnip from the gas station.

>>74279 Can I grow it at home?

>>74280 Only if you get a permit from MGC town hall.

>>74281 Pfffff, 'nubi trying to bother kot enjoyers once more

>>74281 >You decide to grow a little patch of catnip in your backyard >It's cute because there's a neighborhood cat who shows up and loves the stuff >SEVERAL YEARS LATER >So, it turns out a couple of things are true <Thing 1 >Catnip is a fuckin' weed, and it kind of filled in everywhere it could in your backyard. >You gave up and just treat it as ground cover in that chunk of landscaping <Thing 2 >There's now a goddamn PORTAL 20 miles away that monster girls come through >And some weird purple catgirl lives in your backyard now, getting high on catnip and being a fuckin' nuisance

What if you found out your hag monster was lying about her age all along and she's actually way younger than you

>>74285 Put her in the hyperbolic time chamber for 200 years.

>>74284 Best outcome

>>74287 Cheshires are VERY OFTEN on my mind. They seem so cute and funny and I would love to befriend one. And then meet up with and bang her OVERRIPE NEET OLDER SISTER.

>>74251 >pristine prehistoric automaton >vocaloid unit >comes preloaded with 1000 songs in the precursor tongue This is more or less what I thought Mikumo in Macross Delta was going to be

I wonder if there's a way to create custom chimaeras in the age of the mamono lord. The wiki says: >Formerly a Hybrid beast born from a combination of several demon beasts via sorcery. So before the transformation you'd create them out of magical beasts, but now they are all sentient mamono, so is there a spell that would fuse mamono into a single chimera body, or is that more or less "lost technology" because they are all sentient now. Maybe you'd need to add several mamono essences into a human woman instead so that they all coalesce into different compartmentalized personalities within the same body.

>>74233 maybe your writing style suits vampires. i know mine suits mindrape-y kinds.

>>74293 I think it's probably not very moral or ethical to fuse three sentient beings into one, and it's a philosophy that probably died in the Eros focused new regime. Seems like three girls with three dudes generate more mamono mana for the DL than three girls in one body with one dude.

>>74295 its for harem and indecisive anons >>74293 theyre still a magically created species

It's finally Friday! Do your best at work today anon so you can come back home to your auntster and have fun for the rest of the evening, or the rest of the weekend

>>74297 >telling the lazy, unemployed, single oaf to get out of bed and get dressed already

>>74284 >grow catnip patch in backyard >come home to find 3 meter tall birdcat rolling around in it she acts all noble and dignified but you're never going to buy it after an introduction like that

>>74293 I would assume this would require some sort of violence that's unacceptable in the age of lilith (For example, cruel medical experiments, involving mutilation or dangerous mutations). It might be still technically possible, but o one would do that as it's unethical and simply unacceptable in the new society.

>>74298 based Onslow mode anon

>>74297 I'm currently unemployed auntie, let me sleep

>>74295 >>74300 >I think it's probably not very moral or ethical to fuse three sentient beings into one >I would assume this would require some sort of violence that's unacceptable in the age of lilith Yeah, that's what i was thinking, which is why i'm looking for a more morally sound way to create more chimearas, aside from breeding them and leaving it to random chance until you get the desired combination.

>>74299 At least you didn't catch her while she was shaking the bird feeder out into her mouth.

>>74303 I don't think it makes sense for Chimera to inherit random traits, unless the chief Lilim Chimera is Tiamat and she's like mostly Echidna admixture, in which case I can imagine gacha chimera. >Morally sound way to create more chimeras I don't really think there is. Idk you could try elden ring style Grafting, and instead of monstergirl parts it's monster monster parts on a girl. It's probably just more likely that your personal perfect ideal chimera waifu already exists and you can just go find her.

>>74304 This sounds cute. I now require a high-as-balls birdcat to ravage my parents’ half dozen bird feeders next time I’m visiting them.

>>74302 I wish a had a powerful Danuki auntster that would use her connections to give me a well payed job without having to beg in linkedin and those other garbage sites in which you have to jump through thousands of hoops to end up flipping burgers

>Thousands of Montube videos of kikis with low angle shots milling about the kitchen, cooking delicious meals from scratch and cleaning up after >Troll gardening videos where she very suggestively fingers the soils to plant seedlings where she talks about how soft and moist it is >Lich ASMR where she flicks through old parchment and scrolls and whispers her research findings >Tanuki investment bro videos >Wight genealogy deep dives >Wyvern aerial stunt videos >Nekomata tomgirl parkour and free running videos >Gandharva cover videos What kind of content would your waifu make?

>>74307 I would flip that tipsy hag like a burger

>>74308 she puts me in a terrarium and lets her subscribers watch me run away from stuff

>>74303 >random mamono has a terrible accident >*morally questionable Unicorn 'rehabilitates' her with random parts they found at the butcher-shop >random multi Chimera . . *'mqu' = future crazy Bicorn

>>74308 Hoard tour.

>>74308 a single 30 minute long animated video brimming with detail and artistic flare, followed by years of radio silence. now she just uploads short home videos of whatever funny/cute things the kids/pets do

>>74308 Ushi-Oni ballerina

>>74314 This is a bittersweet feel

>>74308 me being hunted and pounced

>>74318 Hmmm manti-milk

>>74308 >>Nekomata tomgirl parkour and free running videos Extremely cool, would watch for real

>>74254 >Editor Rata-chan shouting "YOU FUCKED IT UP!" as a confused Yeti looks up at an equally confused white horn. The dangers of typing past midnight.

>>74305 >personal perfect ideal chimera waifu already exists and you can just go find her. That's extremely boring and uninspired. Guess the only way to het a DIY waifu is necromancy.

>>74322 it's unclear how familiars are created, but given they are beings of pure magic you should be able to slap together something custom

You would trust a fish. You would trust a horse. Then why do you call the fish-horse a rapist?

>>74324 probably the rape and furthermore, i don't would trust a fish. they're fishy.

>>74325 Maybe if more people were trusting there would be less rape in the world.

>>74308 >Balrog influencer videos: This time she's re-enacting the flight from Moria. "Yes husband, this time you WILL put on the robe and wizard hat". >Baphomet deep dives on the occult and their relation to farming and fertility >Nurarihyon drunken haiku recital >Pharaoh history deep dives on the Bronze Age Mediterranean and surrounding area, usually leads to rants about how much she despises the Hittites, and may Hapsheput forgive her for uttering this word, the Assyrians. >Ocelomeh Nahuatl and Purupecha instruction guides, with smaller videos in reference to other linguistic family groupings such as Mayan and Toltec.

>>74322 That's just the cost of preserving canon, there's no indication that Chimera can be created without basically committing war crimes. I'd love to be proved wrong, however.

>>74328 >anon is a hardcore monogamist but has 3-4 monsters interested in him >despite their best efforts, they cannot persuade him >the women consult the witch of the woods about predicament >she asks if they tried raping him >they protest and she mutters something about "kids these days..." >very well, a more...drastic solution could be divined >the boy wants one wife? perhaps 4 could become 1 >plus it's pretty easy to undo the spell later if they feel like it >after conferring with each other, they go for it (mamano will do anything to get laid) >one ritual later, tall, big titty, enhanced libido chimera is ready to fuck >she rushes over to anon's house to rape him, but instead of rape(bad) it's rape(he's into it so it's fine) >happy end chimeras: the monogamists paradox

>>74327 If a taco kot eats a taco is it cannibalism?

>>74329 That sounds nice on the surface but it's incredibly retarded. That's still not monogamy. And even I, if ever found in a situation where I wasn't presently claimed, and just to happened to find myself as a single man in a situation where any number of monsters are interested in me on a deep and intimate, sincere and genuine level, and I feel that connection mutually, I'd just shelf my preference in favor of greater total love and happiness. I lose nothing and gain everything, and for all the girls sharing me, if it's a conclusion they've jointly come to as a group, then who am I to tell them no, really.

>>74330 Not at all. That would be like saying because the human body constantly produces dead skin cells that float around in every building and everywhere people go, that when we consume food, because it has the skin cells in them, we are commiting cannibalism. Honestly, taco cats should henceworth be known as cocoacats considering they constanly exude a fine aroma of cocoa from their skin pores.

>>74331 it's not monogamy but i don't have a word for "i like the idea of harem but that seems like a lot of work and upkeep" and chimera are an answer to that question

we can't have a harem. we can't all fit in the shower at once.

>>74333 Have you considered Queen slime? She's my personal go to for not!harem fantasies

>>74335 for sure

>>74281 No way, man. It's hydroponics time. >>74308 >Unagijoro cooking videos >It's just a normal TikTok cooking video but she's wearing a low cut blouse (so a normal TikTok cooking video) >You don't have access to her secret ingredient (her slime) but you could if you had an eel wife >Fun hakutaku history videos with lots of animated gesturing resulting in genuinely unintended jiggling >Dallahan playing basketball with her own head I bet she could do some great trick shots, actually. >Day in the life of a tacocat boss bitch influencer >Her husband has a secret side channel of her doing cute cat house cat things

>>74336 I'm also really partial to living armour. It's pure headcannon though, but I imagine that when she gets strong enough she can clone herself or split her spirit and inhabit another suit of armour and share consciousness and sensation as a network. And if she inhabits a suit of armour made for a monstergirl like a dragon or something, does she take the form of a dragon to fill out the armour? I find the idea pretty intriguing

mess with the bull you get the hugs.

>>74339 i will tip the cow (she was my waiter)

>>74340 I hear that in many places they prefer compliments instead. Especially if you were particularly pleased with any of the dairy products in your meal.

>>74341 I'm more interested in her protein shakes, her protein brownies, and her cow-licks.

I personally just want a hive mind harem. Its one girl, but she has lots of bodies, so cuddle piles are easier. Queen slimes work for this, but I also think some kind of bee/wasp girl would be fun for that.

>>74334 >we can't all fit in the shower at once. Skill issue.

>>74344 It can also be treated as an engineering issue. A centaur bath stall will usually go a long way, and monsters would be used to making those. >>74343 Something like this would be great for me too, but if I'm going to have a harem I'd want the advantages of multiple monster types, too.

>>74345 >>74344 You can apply for Portal Rennovation Funding to get your abode 'monster friendly', and that includes extra large showers so you can be raped by your snek, your spooder and your centaur all at once.

>>74346 the lilim of interior design be putting in work

>>74343 >space captain anon discovers a hive mind girl who's been alone for aeons

>>74347 >Magic >Several species can massively improve construction, like arachne with silk, flying monsters, golems >Magic >Several species can work very well in groups, like boogs, succs, orcs etc. >Magic >Whatever crazy shit grems can come up with >Rape >Monsters are stronger, have more stamina, more energy etc. >Magic >Undine plumbing

>>74348 Oh, Spidernon, you great big freakazoid.

>>74308 >Succs and Denons doing tutorial using creams and oils on how to oil properly their bodies and how to rake care of their privates >videos of Zombies getting pranked, falling down steps and failorg.com style bloopers >Pyrows recording themselves when trying to seduce salarymen going to convenience stores or at the metro >Danuki and other hags doing blog videos about their advances on their nephews, showing lingerie and other tricks of seduction

>>74346 >Getting raped by a spider AND horse in the shower >At the same time Oh boy, the bathroom would take up half of the house and be so heavy it would have to be on the ground floor. Worth it.

>>74352 with girls that big anon has to spend a lot of time washing them.

>>74353 going to need government assistance to cover the shampoo and conditioner for bunyip housing

>>74354 talk about high maintenance

>>74355 >Spend an hour cleaning your yip wife >The moment you've dried her, she slithers nose deep into the government funded swamp in your backyard They're worse than dogs sometimes.

>>74356 You have a hose pipe connected to a shampoo and conditioner tank. The product is a mixture of water, bubble slime gel, coconut butter, lavendar and pixie dust.

>>74356 >check out hellhounds shower area >pick up bottle >it's dog shampoo

I really want to use a wonderworm as a beanbag.

>>74359 i too have thought of this

Which group of monsters is the best? Wonderlanders? Dragons? Abyssals (correct answer)? The Angels?

>>74359 i don't know if you're supposed to use beanbags like that

>>74361 Undead. Always has been.

>>74362 Why would beanbags be so stretchy and soft if I wasn't meant to hump them? I think you're full of it.

>>74361 lamia

You ever think about a snek coiling you? Just like… wrapping you up? Haha. Maybe giving you a little bite or cursing you with her gaze. Just a thought, but like human legs probably feel good getting coiled and restrained.

>>74367 ye

>>74367 I wish a lamia would squeeze me till I passed out.

>>74369 Anon she’ll do things to you while you are asleep.

>>74370 as is any monsters right

>>74367 Yeah, but the snake in my dreams looks a bit unusual.

>>74372 don't worry about it

>>74372 We grant her a seat at the long table, but we do not grant her the title of snek.

>>74374 No matter. I have a seat for her at my table, and it comes with the title of wife.

>>74293 This is the bicorn's secret. She's trying really hard to get other monsters to mix mana so that a fusion might come out when you seed one of them. This is why hebis are unchimerable.

>>74362 You did not vant to eat ze bugs. So ze bugs vill "eat" you.

>>74377 >You did not vant to eat ze bugs That's not true, they were just out of mantises, butterflies and blue raspberry caterpillars.

heh. you boogs are alright.

>>74378 what's wrong with green apple pillar

>>74380 She's not pouting here, she stuffed a bunch of apples into her cheeks.

>>74380 >No hands >No tits >No stoner conversation She's an inferior specimen only good for the glorious thing she can become.

>>74382 That's unnecessarily mean, you know.

>>74383 he's asking for nub correction

>>74383 One bit of common ground I do share with greenworms is that I get cranky when I'm hungry.

This is a nereid appreciation post. I'd live withe the sea succ on the seafloor.

>>74387 more like NERDeid

Who's ready for the SUPERB OWL

>>74334 The solution? A loli harem.

>>74389 My owl is already superb. And chesty

>>74389 Owls are cute and smart.

>>74392 the spats are vital

>>74392 >kurwarunes

>>74394 got to be top 5 of the monsters you get jumped by in the finnish woods

>>74390 That's my dream, the consequences don't matter

>>74394 Rude.

>>74395 >>74394 Come to think, we don't have a kurwa yet, either. Kind of weird, isn't it?

>>74399 having kurwa?

>>74398 >fermented alcoholic nectar so, mead? not bad

>>74390 Give me undead little girl harem and we got a deal, oppai lolis are fine too

>>74402 mead uses honey tho? are the beas involved? if not it would be a type of wine no?

>>74404 alraunes and bees tend to be a package deal. all part of a healthy ecosystem

>>74405 I'd give them bees a package deal. If you know what I mean.

>>74407 they're endangered, you know

>>74387 >When you think about it, you didn't really consent to evolving out of the ocean, did you? >I'm just saying, you're gonna let a funny little reptile you've never met tell you what you can and can't do? >Come on. See what you left behind. Or are you going to "tend your field" again. >That's right. Dip your toe. The water's warm. >Just sign this little referral slip and I'll HEY HEY NO COME ON

>>74409 us tetrapods should stick together

>>74408 Weeeeeell, not quite. The "standard" European honey bee is basically domesticated and bred to give humans honey. The problem is that all the local bee populations, the ones who actually pollinate local plants rather than just crops, are in pretty dire straits. Just like most bugs. Driving for a couple of hours used to mean a windshield full of dead bugs when I was a kid. Now? Nothing. Portals can't come soon enough. SAVE ME, ABADDON!

>>74409 only water mamonos id give a chance are a: >ryu >mershark

>>74412 I find most water mamono appealing.

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>>74412 Give me 15 good reasons why you would not make out with an eel.

>>74412 Ryuu are water monsters only by pokemon rules. I don't know if joro count since they're amphibians, but I would love one and will never miss the chance to plug my wife. As far as the ones that live in the water, mersharks, sea bishops, and kraken are all pretty great. Flow kelp, selkie (again, kinda), and merrow are also pretty okay. Nereids are just succs of the sea, so are good by default.

>>74418 That is a very dateable monster indeed.

>>74418 Oni-san's heart wasn't ready for this!

>>74418 >Red oni reading notes given to her by blue oni >Off-camera is blue oni giving red oni 2 thumbs up, excited her friend has the courage to ask out the boy she likes

>>74420 She better be ready to be called -chan now.

>>74254 >>74321

>>74422 Call her by her first name and her heart will explode.

>>74418 Turning Oni-chan into Okaa-san

>>74423 Nuts. >>74424 [Oni's first name]-chan is what she's meant to hear from her boyfriend regularly is the idea.

>>74423 >"He couldn't make it ONE POST without making a spelling mistake?" >"Does he think I'm just going to correct this for him out of the goodness of my own heart? I'm an EDITOR not some backwoods Kiki looking to correct her master's spelling." >"What the rest of it? I'm going get his ass in here and we're going to correct it LINE BY LINE before he leaves today." >"I don't care if we're staying late, get me coffee, order a pizza, and lock in as I need to teach this man to spell."

>>74414 heavy

>>74427 I want Sensei to pay this much attention to me. Genuinely, my spelling and grammar are going to crap from prolonged casual shitposting. I don't know how to fix it, but reading actual books helps.

>>74423 I wonder how much smut she has to read when selecting the popular columns and the letters to the editor

>>74430 >Miss Rata has to proofread and edit the "letters to the editor" >One guy writes nothing but SMUT about "Rata-chan the brush-loving slut" >Always a late, sticky workday when that happens.

>>74430 >20% of it is published >80% of it it's taken, slightly modified and posted online as youtube videos making a killing of the revenue >her whole audience are horny hags and promiscuous brats

>>74428 The weight of service is mighty. Luckily she has strong back muscles. >>74429 Same, though part of it is work and late night posting making me be very, VERY tired by the time I'm posting.

>>74423 >This isn't even doo-doo... this is dada!

>>74413 why do sahu specifically give the impression that they can take prolonged rough spanking

>>74415 Thank you for your service!

>>74435 They are tough survivalists who are tempered by hardship, they will not break by a little rough loving and that's plain to see.

>>74415 aw yes that's the good shit, inject it straight into my veins

>>74430 >Oh this is really good... >Okay, wow. >Finally, quality in my inbox. Thank god I have something to publish >"And that's when they open the door, get on the floor, every fucks the human sore." >manilla folder hits the window

>>74438 I don't think injecting burgers into your veins is a good idea.

Danger: Extensive kot rape imminent. It is advisable to seek immediate shelter.

>>74441 Shelter where exactly?

>>74440 Mamonobanana gives abilities some may find... unnatural

>>74443 What do mamonobananas have to do with burgers?

>>74444 https://files.catbox.moe/r769it.png

>>74444 they should try putting it in the freezer for a slightly less explosive and harder custardy treat

>>74446 >they should try putting it in the freezer >20 years later <"Hey anon, can i put your dick in the freezer? It tastes better that way."

>>74447 <"Hey anon, can i put your dick in the freezer? It tastes better that way." Weird way to say she wants a Glacies sisterwife

>>74438 All this Pyrow is missing is some laugh lines on her face to indicate age. That'd make her perfect. Absolutely perfect.

>>74449 BROADCAST TO ALL MAMONO IN HAGVILLE THIS ANON LIKES TANNED GYARU HAGS THAT EAT JUNK FOOD AND ARE VISIBLY AGED. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.

>>74441 Make the kot rains

>>74441 I already have my super concentrated catnip spray for defense, they better stay away unless they want to end up like >>74275

>>74450 >portalanons were successfully tricked into believing hagville was some town somewhere, mythical or otherwise >it's actually a district in every city, like a chinatown >and you've been shopping in the hagville gorcery mart for 9 months

>>74453 The odds of me getting home-baked blueberry pie has never been higher

>>74454 Blueberry Christmas Cake more like

>>74455 Cute demooooohhh hoooold on second

>>74456 Tekeli-li intensifies

>>74450 Thanks, lil Rata, you're my hero.

<"Damn kaiju attacking our city again. Why can't they just leave us in peace?" >"Wurmy, you were a kaiju attacking our city a few weeks ago, remember?" <"...oh yeah"

>Wurmy what happened to wurmx and wurmz?

>>74460 They went off in a couple of different directions, but they are coordinating!

>>74455 Now i have a need for a pic of a shog inside a present box wrapped up with christmas ribbons.

>>74461 What? They have every axis covered! I-I cannot possibly win!

>>74463 You can also have their mom call them back in for dinner. Wurms love dinner!

>>74463 Yeah, they got all three axis covered too. Wurmz is lescatian, Wurmx is from Court alf, and Wurmy is from Zipangu.

>SuccSupport here, how can i help you? >Hey succ support? My succ is acting/looking strange? >strange in how? >she busted through my door, said shes my succ and its part of the succ distribution system, but she doesnt want to succ me? and is making a funny face >please stay on the line while i contact you with my manager...

The world is not ready to hear about wurma, wurmb, wurmc and wurmd

>>74467 its almost like micro usb types whats next lighting wurm?

>>74468 FOR THE LAST TIME, ANON, MISS RYU IS NOT A LIGHTNING WURM.

>>74466 That's a lizard, not a succ. I don't think she'll do anything with you until you beat her up.

>>74469 Yeah she's not smart enough to be considred a wurm.

>>74470 But what if lizard/succ hybrid?

>>74472 That'd be good, she'd beat you up and rape you. Better than those childish warrior games the normal lizards do.

>>74459 >kaiju That's not nice, she just has thick bones

>>74473 >she'd beat you up and rape you. Isn't that what lizards usually do?

>>74474 How mucb does a wurm weigh?

>>74475 No, it's inverse with the normal lizards. (You) have to beat the lizard if you want to marry her

>>74477 <"I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!" >"There's a huge bone in your ass, then."

>>74465 Just wait until Wurmt shows up... she could be here any second...

>>74479 Don't wait for wurmd. she's always behind.

>>74478 Oof, missed opportunity, fam. Better answer: >"You're about to be!~"

>>74478 Big boned monsters are the best

>>74467 The opposite of mini is Wurmo.

>>74483 That's exactly why hags are the best

>>74477 that's why it's good to find isolated tribes of lizards with their own customs

>>74485 What if you just like BIG TITTIES?

>>74447 Contrary to popular belief, there are some troubles with a yeti wife. >>74468 >Wurma, Wurmb and micro-wurm have to be flipped twice before you can insert >Every time

>>74490 if one must be elf'd that's an acceptable way for it to go down

>>74491 >>74490 Just meant to delete the picture, not the whole post. I reaffirm my desire to be put in an anarcho-primitivist eco-fscist elf supremacist's all natural grove, but the eyes on that picture were wigging me out, I wasn't looking when I saved it, but the eyes were giving me AI vibes.

>>74492 At any rate, Aunt Tedna's war against the industrial society will be lost...

>>74493 Nah, the elves figured out they could just fill the treeline with dryads. Stopped industrial logging in its tracks.

>>74493 being subjected to profane elven breeding experiments (it's just having sex with elves) as they try to outpace human populations

>>74495 >being subjected to profane elven breeding experiments (it's just having sex with elves) Jesus fucking christ that's horrific. Where did you hear about this happening? I just wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally go there and vanish forever in between the legs of a psychotic baby crazy elf.

>>74493 Aunties need their nephews to be set up straight

>Finally in Japan >Can't sleep because of jetlag Send the nekomatas, all of them

>>74498 anon calls the help desk >I cant sleep,send the nekomatas, all of them <Naruhodo >a knock on the door >must be the nekomatas >anon opens >gets knocked out by an oni >wake up next morning very refreshed

>>74499 >Anon gets knocked out >The ogre gets knocked up. It's the law of equivalent exchange.

>>74498 I only have this one, I found her wedged between the couch cushions.