>succubus wife convinces you to attend her family gathering
>warns you however not to go somewhere alone with them, since most succubi still see humans as little more than a meal
>meetup goes well at first, everyone is friendly (if a bit too touchy-feely) towards you and don't tease your wife too hard about falling in love with a human
>eventually your wife's mother asks her to give her a hand in the kitchen for a few minutes
>the very moment the door closes, the room falls silent and all eyes are fixated on you
What do you do?