I wonder if some kikis are bitey.

>>103701 Probably not bitey, but...nibbly. Like, if the two of you are being playful and you're all by yourselves (wouldn't want to make Mastah look bad, after all), she might give you a little bit of a nibble on the arm or the ear or something; not at all hard, but just to show affection.

>>103701 it would go a ways in explaining all those were-kikis

I feel like if my wife doesn't bite hard enough to draw blood, it's because she doesn't love me.

>>103706 I hope you're not married to a slime, then.

>>103707 they can find some teeth if they need too

>>103667 >have no business being this attractive their business is, in fact, being sexy

>>103708 Its that time of year. The salmon mermaids are on the move.

>>103712 On the move where? Swimming upstream into anon's bed?

>>103714 They seek out their ancestral spawning grounds, where many eligible bachelors are fishing for some of that fishy stuff

>>103717 Sturgeons and Catfish rule the rivers. They're BIG girls.

It’s that time of year. The slalom ski succs are on the move.

>>103718 >anon tries the monsterr dating app >gets catfished

I need a bed in a giant monsters cleavage

>>103714 Legends say that some of then metamorphose into Dragon women

>>103724 don't let the pixies find out

>>103726 >Her one condition in anon having a harem is that the other wife is comfortable to sleep between the tits of >Anon you will have a direct opinion on this

>>103708 Hope they pick some up from Mersharks.

Moosharks. >>103728 This is probably a bogey. But be adventurous.

>>103731 >Moosharks omg tell me more about the moosharks.

>>103732 They are mersharks that behave like minos and have australian accents. Much like minos, they are very cuddly but can be highly aggressive if hungry. They like sleeping, eating and sex. If on a small boat, expect to be propositioned to milk her.

>>103734 >that one anon cursed to always be in the monster equivalent of Australia

>>103735 They shipped Anon Jones in chains to Botany Bay

>>103735 >cursed Aggressive and venomous/poisonous creatures make the best monstergirls. Ship me to Mamonostralia.

>>103735 >Drunk mersharks >So many boogs >Aggressive beastgirls >Horc madmax gangs >Many many mist monsters >Wonderland convicts

>Mamonostralia Reminder that these guys declared war on the Emu Harpies and were so hopelessly outmatched that surrendered. To a bunch of harpies whose only skill is running away because they cant even fly. Never let them live it down.

>>103738 Don't forget the really important one.

>>103737 >t. Anon with duck-billed platypus wife

G'day m8s

>>103554 Ms. Oomu is literally built for smooching (It's her weakness).

>>103740 A GYARU?

>>103738 It's technically true to say that 8 of the world's 10 most venomous spider species live in Monstralia, but it would be more accurate to say that 8 of the world's 8 most venomous spider species live in Monstralia.

Wait, what abour a Gya-roo? Could anon survive that?

>>103745 OK cool. Can one of them show up and bite the shit out of me, then? For fuck's sake it's the only reason I'm here and I have been wearing a T-Shirt that says "Spider Bait, Mate" for days now.

>>103742 Bet she can pounce on a fella right quick

>>103718 alligator garhuagin has entered the river

>>103448 Same but with dragons.

>>103750 Dragons are lizards.

>>103751 You say that to a dragon and you'll have your ass kicked all the way over to the Night Gaunt District where you'll be free game for all.

>>103749 Is a Garhuagin like a Sahuagin but gargantuan?

>>103752 flying salamander. Shoulda been a saladmancer instead, fatty.

>>103754 >flying salamander And you'd never think there are actually mamono like that.

>>103754 the scaled cow of the skies

>>103752 Oh nyo, anything but that. And then i'll come back with an abyssal harem just to remind her that she's a lizard AND virgin.

>>103757 Not a virgin anymore since she met me.

>>103716 >seek out their ancestral spawning grounds which just so happens to be next to the grounds for a weeklong music festival that also just happens to start during their breeding season.

Lemme tell ya men, I'm sick of these foreigners. This stinking Hakutaku, she moves into my town the other day, comes up to my door knocking... says her funny ching chong name introducing herself as my new neighbor and that she moved here in hopes of "bridging east and west"... Stinking eastern monsters, bringing their stinking rice and egg foods and soggy noodles, and their stinking tea and their stinking board games with funny symbols that make no sense, and their funny paper doors and their stinking big tits and revealing eastern attires... I tell her, look lady, here in the West, we like Western culture and not Eastern drivel. We like BEER, and INDIVIDUALISM and not collectivism, and we like our EAGLE FLAGS and not silly dragon flags and red flags with hammers and sickles on them, and we like GOD, and KING and COUNTRY, and we like our women wearing SUN DRESSES, and we like SAUSAGE made with beef and turkey served with gravy and cabbage, because that's a REAL meal. I tell her if she thinks she can convert me to her stinking eastern culture, she can think again. She just nodded and left silently. Tell me I was wrong! I stood my ground against that consternating foreigner invader. I am right.

Trumpart for President!