>>102655 i leave juggling to the professionals

>>102656 I don't like juggling clown anon. Her smug aura mocks me.

Tragedy stikes. Society must fall.

>>102659 It's in times like these where Anubis really wishes she had a husband to kiss her bubu.

Hebis sure love a man who can fish

>>102659 Poor door getting mangled by a monster

>>102664 This isn't about the door. This is about poor Anubis and her hurt foot. You should go give her a massage so that she feels better.

>>102665 I'm more of a cat person. Wake me up when we get a cat'nubis

>>102666 We have Cat'nubis at home.

>>102667 Not a fan of riddles, replace it with ttrpg 'tism and it would be purrfect

>>102668 Sphinxes make for great DMs. Just think of all the puzzles and intricate dungeons she can make.

>>102669 True but I prefer skirmish/wargames. Maybe I should just consider the 'nubis and put cat ears and tail on her...

Exotic cats (and dog) sexy

>>102654 >Return to monke or evolve to crab. What if i get stuck in between?

>>102656 bogies keep using their powder-white vaudevillian butts for misdirection it's cheap but they need all the help they can get for sleight of demiogre hand

>>102672 Then it's a threesome, duh

>>102649 >Baphomets are basically the Evee of the MGE. There must be a Capricorn mamono.

>>102618 Read a short greenfic where a manticore used her tail to steal a human fetus from its mother's womb and transfer it into the manticore's own womb. Weirdest thing in canon is how Saphirette is still single. She's part of a being made from accumulated carnal desire of such scale as to corrupt entire realms in a single release of concentrated depravity.

>>102675 Sure there is, just don’t fuck with the funny whispering gemstone that has the Capricorn symbol engraved onto it.

What's the Vaporeon of mamono?

>>102678 The Sahuagin is actually most compatible with human males

>>102679 >not changing the whole copypasta. Weak.

>>102680 You do it if you're so clever

>>102680 Too much to change to make it make sense. >average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks Not a big flex for them in particular.

>>102682 >average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're small enough to carry, but big enough to be able to handle human dicks Or something like that. Just use your imagination fam.

>>102683 I meant all the references to the game mechanics.

>>102679 tung tung sahu

The sahuagin fishes you.

I am NOT fucking the fish, i don't care who the EROS sends.

>>102687 you sure about that?

Perhaps anon should get a fishing buddy

>>102641 >I kind of have the opposite problem: I like wights and papillon but wouldn't want anything to do with the respective zombie and greenworm base models. Makes me feel like don't deserve the "evolved" forms even if I could just not meet a girl until until that part was out of the way. I don't remember what the case is with papillons, but wights at least can be already risen from the dead or born that way.

>>102692 Greenworms can pap on their own. >Among the papillons, very rarely there are also those who became a Chrysalis and matured without having been able to acquire a man, and their nature is different than that of normal individuals. Since all the nourishment that was originally meant to be given to a man inside the chrysalis is retained inside their body while their adult body is formed, the resultant body is more voluptuous and plump, and tends to overtly exude sexual charm, and they'll openly flaunt their allure to approaching males. They still won't attack men or directly seduce them, but in this way, individuals appear with a mode of life specialized for getting their hands on a husband one way or another.

Perhaps anon should get a grave digging license

>>102695 Redcaps are cute and you should be proud of your cap post.

>>102697 No redcaps are SCARY. You are damaging the brand by calling them cute.

>>102695 The image is as tiny as she is.

>>102696 The cradle robbing license is better

>>102698 She can be two things! I like my women smol and aggressive.

>>102689 Fishing is quiet business. Your fishing buddy's job is to sit in the boat with you, facing the other way with their rod and keeping quiet.

>>102703 You know who is quiet? Sahu.

>>102704 As expected of the master

>>102704 She's a fish, not a fisher

>>102706 I'm pretty sure Sahu hunt fish. I mean, I wouldn't know I've never seen one in her natural habitat.

>>102706 She is fisher and you are fisher(man)

>>102706 >>102708 The fishest

>>102712 This is what happens to sahus living close to the mana reactors.

>>102712 That's the biggest fish I've ever caught!

>>102661 Aren't they worried about THAT? You know... M*rmaids? And s*hu? Those WHORES could be ANYWHERE, lurking beneath the surface where they can't be seen until they've already made eye contact! >>102682 *Laughs in fairy* >>102714 And with a ten pound line, too! She was very cooperative, even hauled herself into the boat.

>>102717 How fucking dare they call sahu a whore. That rice noodle in a kimono knows nothing about the life of feesh.

>>102693 >the resultant body is more voluptuous and plump, and tends to overtly exude sexual charm I, for one, would enjoy an extra thicc butterfly wife.

What would a hag kunoichi or hag cupid look/be like? I have a few ideas but they're having difficulty coming together.

>>102720 >hag kunoichi impossibly stealthy for how massive her tits and ass are

>>102720 >hag kunoichi the strategist and leader of the younger kunoichis.

>>102720 hag kunoichi is the local toxicologist and pharmacist suppling poisons, venoms, potions and tinctures

>>102723 so if I lick her I’d die.

>>102724 depends where you lick

>>102720 Hag cupid looks like a war veteran. Unexplainable scars, her hair is greyed out in streaks, and she smokes fat wonderworm cigars, and wears more clothing than the average younger cupid.

>>102725 The forbidden ninja armpit

>>102726 Pretty much exactly what I thought up, actually.

>>102726 where was eros waging war at? i know the sea bishops got their scars from their skirmishes locking down the abyss

>>102729 Eros at war with the adepts of a certain religion that call everybody else infidels and always use threats of violence and terror to get their way.

>>102721 Well it takes an assassin's skill to smuggle those massive boobs cross the gatepost.

>>102729 Didn't you know? Eros and Aries are quite close, love and war are two sides of the same coin, it's why the phrase All's Fair exists. Besides, how else would love bloom on the battlefield?

did you know, eros backwards in sore, because the evil corrupt version of eros enjoys rough rape that leaves you sore. i dont know who mara is and i dont care.

>>102721 I'm pretty sure that Lesson 1 in their training is just learning how to tie that shit down for maximum mobility and flexibility.

>>102733 >evil LOL

>>102735 Eros is the evil one! sorE is good!

>>102729 i want to see eros siege engines rolling up on an office building

>>102736 They're both alright. >Eros acolyte brings you breakfast in bed. <Dark Eros acolyte shoves her pussy into your face while blowing you once she wakes up.

>>102724 It would be extremely hallucinogenic

>>102738 How could a man choose?! I’d go with the pancakes, because that takes more effort and is made with love.

>>102736 Hell no, I'm an Eros enjoyer. Romance is mandatory

>>102736 Hell yes, I'm a sorE enjoyer. Rape is mandatory.

>>102741 I want an Eros Zombie to see in which way Eros influence affect the undead and the most simple and noble creatures, maybe get a Wonderland Zombie too so I can experience the different flavors of Zombie

>>102740 Seems like an easy choice to me. Dark or no, it's not like you wouldn't have ravished/been ravished by your wife the night before so you shouldn't be too pent up; breakfast in bed just means you have more energy when you get back to it. It's not like a normal Eros girl would be against 69ing or waking you up with the same if you tell her you'd be into that, either. Remember to be open and communicate with your wives! Eros wills it and thinks sharing your feelings is cute!

>>102744 True. There are also the evil one's chocolate pancakes.

>>102742 I will eat out the manticore but on my own terms

>>102747 >I WILL eat out your tailpussy, but because I want to, not because you spined me and told me to! <Okay, human, LMAO.

>>102687 Good news. She wasn't sent by Eros.

>>102749 No, I will eat a dessert who looks like it. Maybe drink a cocktail from manti's tail pussy if I'm drunk

>>102746 Polove?

>>102751 Musky tailjuicey cocktails.

>>102751 >Maybe drink a cocktail from manti's tail pussy if I'm drunk Careful, manticores get drunk dangerously quickly when they tail chug like that. Alcohol and spoons should be kept away from the tail vagina.

>>102753 This, especially if offered candidly, how could you say no

>>102753 But you cum in there...

>>102757 What, you never filled a shot glass before? >>102750 This fish is much too smug. I'm confiscating her slab.

>>102752 Variety of elemental pussy to taste.

>>102758 >you never filled a shot glass before? Hold on, what did you mean by that?

>>102757 I trust my manticore with cleaning it before hand

>>102755 Spoon for sure but booze? Nah let's get drink together and have wonderful night

>>102757 It's foreplay because you devouring her tailpussy and getting intoxicated from the juices happens BEFORE you fuck her.

>>102760 Getting milked into a shotglass for the wife to enjoy.

>>102712 what are they putting in the water to make the sahus look like this? or is this some sort of special decorative species instead of one you find in the wild? either way, is she as kuudere as the normal sahuagin or is she all bubbly and bouncy and genki talkative like her color palette suggests? will she quietly let me grope her or will she encourage and help me?

>>102765 That's just a tropical sahu. I hear they live in puddles or something.

>>102766 It's a tidal pool, thank you very much.

>>102765 It's just brazilian rum. Don't worry about it.

>>102767 Not the salty ones, the ones by (but not in, because that's totes lame) the river. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/10/HM_Orange_M_Sarawut.jpg/1280px-HM_Orange_M_Sarawut.jpg

>"What's the deal with Hatter Tea?" Said Cheshire to her already bored audience. I was thinking that we were missing some MGE "branded" reaction images, so maybe you guys can tell me some other stuff that would be useful for posting.

>>102770 How about this happy Skeleton?

>>102771 This is no smiling matter.

>>102772 Feels good, man

>>102773 Hop to it!

>>102771 I want to impregnate a skeleton just to see how a pregnant skeleton look like, how that belly looks and if you can see the baby developing inside on a see through belly

gimme dragons

>>102776 Everyone should get a long.

Wurm isn’t actually a dragon. You see Wurms are a type of dragon. But I think personally they shouldn’t be. What do you think?

Sexercise is a great way to lose weight. Your local buffcubus would love to help you out. Several hours of sweaty bed-shattering sex every day will get you that beach body in no time!

>>102779 Is licking her sweaty body clean good exercise?

>>102780 No but It is a great source of electrolytes which you will need. Also, her milk is a good protein source.

>>102780 No, that's how you replenish electrolytes.

>>102770 Some of the official art girls are so smug that their cropped faces could pass for reaction images.

>>102770 Very cute chesh

>>102778 nah, because then you have to revisit wyverns and drakes too perhaps we could simply call them all female lizards instead

>>102783 Yup

>>102779 I've taken my auntie to the gym every single day to keep her in shape, not skipping a day and even doubling the mating press reps, yet she seems to keep gaining weight.. what happened?

>>102785 Yes but wurm is a special case. You take one look at her and you go “this is no dragon”. She is long. She has no wings. She doesn’t breathe fire. She is sexy. Are we sure she’s not a snake? We go live now to our wurm survey to pose the question to them.

>>102787 This is why sex ed should be a mandatory subject at school

>>102776 Otohime is a good girl and doesn't deserve the nothing she gets.

>>102790 it's just not a very appealing tail. give me any other fish

>>102788 >She is long. She has no wings. She doesn’t breathe fire. She is sexy. That means she's in the same category as ryu, an eastern dragon.

tanukis will want you to go on a jet2 holiday

>>102792 Ryus are a derivative species of wurm. If wurms are not dragons then ryus are grandmothered out from being dragons.

Remember to only purchase from "D"anukis and not "T"anukis.

>>102795 i have not been convinced there is a difference

>>102790 Yeah, sea dragons are underappreciated. And they're hard at work so you would have to do nothing but goof around in the undersea castle.

I shall be the melting vanilla filling in a hellhound ice cream sandwich

>>102796 Seems to be either a different romanization, or some kind of quirk of the jap language where the T is pronounced as a D if there's something preceding it? Can't get much info from the english side of things. The only thing i can say for certain is that it's written Tanuki when alone, and Danuki when preceded by either Bake- or Gyoubu. The Gyoubu part means penal affairs/ministry of justice interestingly. How we get to a shopkeep from there, who knows. It's related to the original tale, but there's nothing on the EN side.

>>102800 i figured it was romanization because tao/dao is like that too. or at least, that's my impression with 0 research

>>102800 >>102801 My JP skills are next to non-existent, but it's definitely a language thing. There's also Jorou-Gumo, while the regular word for spider is "kumo".

Having two names is good for fraud

>>102804 Friendly reminder that reading the "Early Life" section on Monstipedia is racially insensitive. Accept your wife as she is, not as she was born, bro.

>>102788 >he doesn't know about Nibelung >>102792 No, wurms are german

>>102806 I know better than to ask what my wife did to become a lich in the pre-DL era.

>>102720 Hag kunoichi would be a veteran who took several mission but for some reason every one of her missions got canceled and now she is a depressed instructor for young kunoichis until a fatefull day a young man got lost and end up in the hidden village...

>>102806 there might be a couple pages ripped out of history books from time to time

>>102811 The topic came up before in a previous thread and the general consensus was that whatever monsters did/were like before being transformed would be a massive cultural taboo and great source of shame for monsters; so, yeah, there's a definitely a few places in the history books where things get really vague.

>>102812 evil, pre-DL holstaur be like >i'm not particularly fond of being milked no wonder this needed to be scrubbed

>>102800 >>102802 It’s one of those idiosyncrasies with the Japanese language where the word softens in pronunciation when it’s spoken after another in a sequence. It’s kind of like how each letter C in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.

>>102813 Pre-DL Pyrow be like > I want to become an accountant, abstain from alcohol and spicy food, and go to bed at a reasonable hour

>>102815 Why did the demon lord take this from us? Now all they know is Makku Donarudo, charge they phone, twerk, eat hot chip, and lie (about how hard they're working to get into Anon's pants). I have to go find a freakin' demon if I want a home-cooked meal and to be raped into passing out at a responsible time. It's unreal.

Yo white cows be like >u-um, please drink my milk, anon... i-if you'd like to that is but brown cows, they be like >yo anon. you should drink my milk and get strong. or else you're a CHICKEN.

>>102796 I cannot go against my auntie's charm

>>102817 >or else you're a CHICKEN. ...But you love chicken.

>>102819 anon please pick on a cow your own size

>>102820 if they made some smaller cows maybe i would

>>102821 they do though

>>102821 it's not her fault she's too fucking BIG. the DL made her that tall so she could cheat in hedgemazes

>>102817 >Brown holst milk is actually chocolate milk >Just like your dad always told you as a kid It’s… heavenly!

>>102822 I am now imagining a Marune krampus. What a cute little neck pillow.

>>102822 I want to start a farm with a Sabbath Troll

>>102825 Imagine a Momonika krampus

>>102824 mino milk is harder to obtain so naturally the rewards are unique.

So if minotaur milk is an uncommon dropm what's a rare/legendary milk? What's the rarest milk you could find?

>>102829 dark matter milk is hard to get ahold of

>>102829 sandworm milk

>>102829 Fairy milk It's not that rare, but getting enough for a solid beverage is tough.

>>102832 It's got to be a team effort for larger amounts.

>>102832 pixie chefs really solve that portioning issue

>>102829 Phoenix milk. Obviously. She is an exceptionally rare bird.

>>102834 That's cheating. I need MANY FAIRIES.

>>102836 yeah, but a pixie chef is pretty good to have too

>>102837 Fair. I just want to live with a whole flock of fairies. They are cute and I like them.

Let us find the lost fairy clans. The volcano fairies. The desert fairies. The snow fairies. The DARK fairies (ooooooOooooh)

>>102839 omg dark fairies I MUST know more

>>102829 Demon Lord milk. Only possible to acquire if you are lilim or reincarnated as DL's son.

>>102841 they don't give you a little commemarative bottle after the birthshow-viewing?

>>102829 Baphomet's dairy

manticore gf is just fucking magical. the milking she performs is just on a level all its own. like until you shoot blanks and then some more. she feels like a greedy animal trying to wolf you down at times, and it's overjoying. hypnotic. I rate her now on the tri waifu scale Cute:8/10 for pretty kitty. What a charming creature. lazy lover. :3 Sexy: 11/10 for sex, sex, sex. <3 Cool: 7/10 for kitty kot. man she can move and she is a real sneaky killer when she wants. definitely the waifu for me. I lend her my cheek gladly.

>>102844 >9 months later

>>102844 would sex with

>>102846 You never had a choice, but that's good to know.

Haha, inagine how horrible it would be if a buff oni bully forced you to lick her sweaty armpits. I definirely wouldn't want that to happen, haha.

>>102847 little did she know, neither did she

>>102844 she knows this motion which is overstimulating unto a torture. when she does so, it's enough to redden your face and make you squeal and struggle to escape. and sometimes she lets you chases you across the house to capture you and rape you and release you repeatedly. it's raucous laughter, childish joy. but she becomes more soft and lurid each time until she's edging you into chasing her... eventually she surrenders to her own passions and offers you a place to mount her and gamble pregnancy. yes we take those. <3

hello, are bunyips real yet

>>102851 mebbe

>>102852 This is a very important chart, ty anon

>>102851 No, bunyips are not in the least bit real, fellow human.

Send 50 single hellhounds at my place, I'm roleplaying Rimworld.

>>102854 i love this art, they look like a ceo

lizardman knight vs salamander samurai

birds are attracted by singing and dancing yes? so if i do kareoke and ddr in fron of a griffon at the same time...

>>102859 why not just learn to dance like a normal person

>>102767 >tropical sahu stuck on the beach during low tide >you can just walk up to her and pick her up and she doesn't resist >can take her home or help her get back in the sea, either way she'll repay your kindness in full, in a way only a genki kuudere could

>>102859 O, to serenade the ushi

would kikimoras appreciate air fryers?

>>102863 Why not? They're electrical hot air ovens

as I begin to doze off for the day, consider the humble companion fairy. they're portable, iconic, and come with variable tit sizes for that emergency coffee/tea sweetner

>>102851 I hope so >>102844 And you're forgetting the grand final when her pussy finally adapt to you and she becomes a shy maiden

>>102864 >hot air ovens As opposed to the cold air ovens, i'm asuming.

Lets say, hypothetically, I had a thing for fluff, evil, and releasing ancient terrors upon the modern world Where could I find some sort of forbidden shrine or forgotten temple that may or may not imprison the harbinger of ten thousand and thirteen years of darkness? For purely hypothetical reasons, of course.

>>102868 Zipangu, or in your case, any abandoned forest that randomly gives you a boner. Just follow your evil detector.

>>102869 Very Pynchonian

>>102867 >cold air ovens Those are called refrigerators last time I checked

>>102868 Just go camping in a dense old growth forest and look for places where the birds and insects stop singing. You'll know you're on the right track when the nightmares start. Make sure to take note of the directions in which you start sleepwalking - you can triangulate your destination that way!

We need another wonderland monster. We need chess golems.

>>102873 How's that different from a regular golem?

>>102872 NTA but losing myself in Zipangu, getting hurt badly and founding an abandoned temple is a recurrent daydream

>>102875 Ah, the "accidentally spill your blood on an ancient long-forgotten altar" strat. A classic.

>>102874 >millitary aspect >pawns can promote with age or marridge >possible harem "set" of 15 girls, or 1 queen and the rest being your kids as pawns, the queen peice being the golem equivlant of an echidna >comes in white or black, and materal can be stone or wood

>>102874 Mixture of gargoyles, golems and the set personalities of trumparts. For example, you have bishops that have a religious/nun design. They are known to spy on anon's from afar, maybe even with magic, and then wonderland portal them in from across the world (board). They can't move onto white/black squares, and similarly, they are powerless and make cute noises when caught out of position. also >>102877

whats the best personality for shrine dragon?

>>102879 benevolent motherlike shrine maiden that is an avatar of destruction in the sheets and if you touch her reverse scale, there will be no god to save you

>>102879 >When people lost their faith, no more visitors came to the shrine. In time, Ryu stopped thinking.

>>102879 Old and bored creatre that has seen everything, or so she thinks. In reality she's very much out of touch with how the world has changed, and marvels at even the littlest things if you manage to get her out of the shrine without her hebi tardwranglers getting in the way.

>>102876 Yeah and the cut from big evil monologue ton"oh fuck oh fuck how to heal that idiot" when she notices that your bleeding out on the floor

>>102876 >YOU WHO HAVE SUMMONED- <B-but I didn't summon you! >YOU SPILLED BLOOD ON THE ALTAR <I pricked my finger on the thorns outside! >YOU DANCED THE DANCE ON INCANTATION <I was hopping on one foot because I stubbed my toe! >YOU SPOKE THE SACRED AND PROFANE WORDS OF UNBINDING <I was just cursing! >SILENCE! PREPARE FOR THE REWARD OF LIBERATION!

>>102879 Generally happy manager of very productive hebis. But sometimes she is just EXASPERATED by the way they do romance and is occasionally a bit jealous that they seem to be keeping single men away from her despite frankly being a little unhinged about men. She has elaborate fantasies about meeting a man in the midst of a thunderstorm, and him not realizing it was her storm. And then he COMPLIMENTS her on how powerful it is.

>>102873 >Beeg stoic rook piece with executioner axe >Spars with trumparts >Attention often blocked and interrupted by the other pieces >When allowed, she is straightforward with her advances >Can engage in castling with the king (anon) to swap places i.e. smuggling him to a safe place within her clothes >Will kill you if you call her a castle >Part time job as executioner for queen of hearts (it's part time because nobody ever loses their heads)

>>102873 I specifically need a bishop golem and one of them shota potions. Do not attempt to rescue me no matter how hard I beg.

>>102886 >nobody ever loses their heads Everyone loses their heads in wonderland (metaphorically)

>>102888 >Wonderland Lost and Found >So many heads >Like some Futurama shit

Feel free to take any of these heads, disembodied Dullahans deserve a proper home and dedicated care.

>>102890 The task of finding the appropriate body is hard but a quest worth undertaking.

>Be me, Anon, about to be executed in Wonderland >Queen of Hearts starts reading my sentence <"For eating the Queen of Hearts' snack!" >"It didn't have your name o-" <"SILENCE!" <"For maliciously stealing and eating the majestic Queen of Hearts' regal snack, you are here by EXECUTED!" <"Executioner... OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" >A rook chess golem starts walking towards me with an axe that is double her size >I start to get nervous >She then pulls out a vial of pink liquid from inside her clothes <"Drink." >"I'm not going to dri-" >She forces it into my mouth while I'm talking >My head quickly starts to feel very hot >Soon, the only thoughts in my head are fucking and cumming my brains out >So horny that I don't realize the rook clothes trapping me and taking me to parts unknown (Her House) for whatever enigmatic punishment she has in store for me (The punishment has passed, I'm just her husband now)

>>102884 Unlucky good foxes are reduced to staging the "I'm the fox you saved, I'm here to repay you!" routine. Unlucky evil foxes do this instead.

>>102892 This feels very on-brand for wonderland. And sexy. Good job.

>>102893 Wut? All fox are good and petable Would drink sake from her mouth or tits

I don't need more

>>102895 I hope you’re wrong because I absolutely need an evil wife.

>>102898 I'm most likely wrong, they're evil fox. It's just that once I see the fluffy tail and the twitching tail I can only see her as good girl.

>The knight golem is a loud, obnoxious show-off >Tomboy in armor >Some have hooves. Some are more like wyverns. >Determined to make anon take an L >Secretly low self-esteem because she's lower value than a rook >wants to take anon on a knight's tour (of her bedroom) >friends with chesh paladin >will talk your ear off at a tea party >will nibble your ear off in the bedroom >you are not safe

>>102900 >chesh paladin Tell me more about her, what would be needed to recruit this mamono?

>>102901 Cheezburgers, Fishos, and a pure heart

>>102902 Define pure heart

>>102902 dont forget the holy grill

>>102873 Golems are redundant and frankly are crap. You have other mamono. They work alright as chess pieces. Pawns -> Trumparts Rooks -> Jabberwocks Knights -> Chesh Bishops -> Dark Priests Queens -> QoH King -> (You)

>>102905 Every word in this post is bait, amazing.

>102906 >I don't like what this anon posts so I'll call him a baiter in hope of stirring up animosity towards him. This guy gets a matango.

>>102905 What did golems ever do to you?

This idea has been in my mind for a while. Court Alf, but, it's Court Alp instead. An island nation populated nearly exclusively by fags and faggettes (aka alps). Features: - Daily political debates, where two groups of fags argue over whose shitty ideology is better - A gym district for fags of both genders to show off - Pink clothes for men, because why not - Tightsuits competition (both genders participate) - Everyone acts like in that South Park episode where every guy turned metro

>>102908 IIRC the golem profile features the ability to "erase the owner's name and rewrite it with one's own". That's literally NTR territory. Also golems are said to randomly screw around collecting semen from random men.

>>102909 >Anon is gaymaxxxing at levels not previously thought possible >Cheshire scientists studying him closely

i like golems

>>102912 they okay, but i'm more of an automaton wanter

>>102905 KC floated chess golems at one point. I was just playing with that idea.

>>102912 THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS

>>102910 That first part is just wrong. The "creator" you are thinking about is almost certainly another mamono as the reason golems attack men is "store up semen, and then bring a portion of it back to someone.", which why would a man want the cum of another dude? The full excerpt of the "erase the owner's name and rewrite it with one's own" is this: >"After falling in love with a man, golems will erase their own runes and overwrite them with the name of the man they’ve fallen in love with. This emotion is different from orders that come from runes. For example, even if her orders were erased, she would continue to move of her own free will, and even if someone else were to erase the name of the man she loves, overwriting it with their own name, and then write in orders to harm the man, she would follow the orders of her own heart, not the runes. She would soon change the overwritten runes back to the originals, and then she would try to eliminate the enemy of her beloved husband whom she loves from her heart and serves." The 2nd thing is just any mamono because a lot of them rape. Unless you're trying to say that one golem would rape multiple men, which in that case you're being retarded as everything else in the setting goes against shit like that.

>>102898 yeah...

Out of golems and automatons, which one do you think is the hag species?

>>102918 Automatons would be more bothered about no longer being cutting edge.

>>102918 Anything is a hag if you wait long enough

>>102920 the elusive humpty hag

>>102921 CENTURY EGG

What does a mamono-made horror movie look like? So far as I figure, it comes in two different formats: 1. The non-sexy kind, where monster girls are in genuine danger of a mamono-hating Hero or other figure from the Order or something like that. 2. The sexy kind, which operates almost identically to a human made horror movie, except that whatever monster girl plays the role of the, well, monster, fucks the shit out of their victims instead of harming or killing them.

>>102917 3th and 4th pic have magnificent ears

>>102923 >instead of harming or killing them. That would be erotic horror parody, not a real horror. Mamono-made horror would probably be like the regular one, except the monster/killer is some pre-DL shit and mamono saves the would-be victim. And then the guy marries his savior out of gratitude and they have sex for like 1/4 of the movie's length. THE END.

>>102887 They do plenty of potions in wonderland. They also make everything with weird status effects into baked goods. Don’t eat anything. Dont drink anything. Don’t touch anything. Don’t look at anything. Put your fingers in your ears and go “lalalalala I’m not mad” until the lunatics go away.

>>102909 I want off Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Boat Ride

>>102923 Monster Girl horror movies all start off as romantic comedies but then the couple breaks up and they never get back together again, i.e. 5 cm/s

>>102893 This would be a satisfying way to find a wife. Nureonago should take note. >>102924 >Monster goes out of her way to make herself look irresistible >Tits out, sensuous lipstick eye shadow, skirt slit up to her belly button, the clackiest heels, hair brushed and oiled until it's silky smooth >Anon just wants to stroke her ears, which she cleaned and that was about it >Well, he's still interested in touching her... >>102927 No one leaves The Love Boat single.

>>102893 >"I'm the fox you saved, I'm here to repay you!" Maybe one day I'll count my panda bookmarks with that exact premise

>>102929 I won't touch just her ears but first ear molesting

>>102893 >"I'm the fox you saved, I'm here to repay you!" Ironically that's would make me more paranoid than a evil speech. A meal and drink will be required to ease my fear

>>102930 It's a real classic, some desperate hags foxy ladies manage to flatten it into the span of but a few seconds!

>>102932 >Paranoid Anon is still willing to accept food and drink from the woman he's paranoid about God's, we really are too easy, aren't we? That's the kind of thing that could get you roofied today, with no portals even open and I'd fall for it too.

>>102933 Inari sushi are good and would be better homemade by an inari >>102934 Nah I trust an homemade meal if I see it made infront me, drink on the other hand... Show me sake and I drink no question asked.

My favorite kind of hag is from the desert kingdom, nobody knows how old the Pharaoh is but she will start giving birth to my children like if she was in her 20s

>>102935 >Inari sushi are good and would be better homemade by an inari Just remember to ask for the right kind of Inari sushi, or else she'll sit on the table and spread her legs

>>102933 reminder that if it works for a fox, then it works for everybody.

>>102936 This but I would impregnate her and all of her servants, Anubises, desert Kikis, Mummies, Kephris, etc. And turn her throne room into a maternity ward of a daycare.

>>102654 Looks like anubis.moe parser is still not working because the last thread's links remain unlisted.

>>102937 >or else she'll sit on the table and spread her legs I'm not complaining.

>>102937 >or else she'll sit on the table and spread her legs Weird, that's what my auntster do every time we have some sushi

I would eat a kitsune's ass, but her tails are in the way.

>>102937 Eating sushi on a Inari, very lewd but would

>>102942 Mine does it every time we have a meal

>>102865 where can i get one? do they just give out free fairies at the starter village?

>>102936 What's the artist/full image?

>>102946 You get one when you try to leave the safe zone. >It's dangerous to go alone, take this. <anon obtained COMPANION FAIRY The truth is, the old guy who hands them out is probably a dad unloading daughters on unsuspecting young men

How big is too big for monster girl breast/ass/thigh size?

>>102949 This is my maximum

>>102949 I want to say that wight is nearing the limit, but if left in the vicinity of either these foxes I'd make a puddle of drool. I guess the answer then would be "it depends," but I doubt the extremes would look as good in real life.

>>102949 It really depends on the size and build. Mamono with smaller stature have less room until the proportions look off. It's also difficult to say how it would translate to IRL, but my limit would be around Big Abby size, although i prefer them way smaller.

>>102951 I agree entirely; bigger sizes (like say, the hatter in the above pic, or this here fox) are hot when done in the right art style, but would probably go right into the uncanny valley in real life.

>>102932 >>102934 Fresh milk is delicious, safe and contains nothing suspicious.

>>102952 You're absolutely right about the size and build; the Abaddon is definitely able to pull off her proportions because of how fricking big she is.

>fox gets into onsen naked >tails get soggy >mofu hair all in the water >fat tits flopping all over the place >displace noticeable volume of water with her wide ass >wont stop staring at you Never.

>>102956 this a commercial advertising bunyip mana infused conditioner

>>102957 It’s a warning about zipangese monsters at onsens. They will seduce you, then do naughty things to you after you get out the water. Even the ushis.

>>102956 Very hot, I can picture the sake bottle being warmed between her breasts

>>102958 EVEN the OOMUKADE?

>>102960 Especially the oomukade.

>>102960 Do they even go to them? Does she enjoy a long soak? Maybe she just steals the dudes clothes while he bathes.

>>102960 No, she hates bathing because the water gets into her spiracles.

>>102962 it's probably good to soften chitin before a molt

>>102958 GOOD

>>102956 >5000 year old ancient evil oni cooch grazes the pool of water anon is bathing in >instant incubisation

>>102966 >Drinking sake with red oni as she possessively puts her arm around you, squeezing your shoulder and hugging you into her wet boobs

>>102956 suddenly, sauna

>>102958 Some of them will do naughty things to you before you get out of the water.

>>102968 Imagine the smell of steaming lizard tail.

>>102958 >Even the ushis. Nah, I'd dump a bag of coffee beans into the water, she'd be too drunk to do anything. I'd also have something to throw at the oni, but the foxes would be PISSED when they leave with brown tails and the tanuki owner would be miffed as well.

>>102969 I wonder if you'd make it to the baths. <Oh, traveler, that freak thunderstorm has you soaked to the bone! You simply must get into out onsen to warm up! Let me help you out of those wet clothes Aaaaand scene. But actually, you'd have to make it through the shirohebi first, and they'd solve your moisture issue by lighting you on fire. You're nay making it to the bath for a while either way.

>>102949 >>102952 >It really depends on the size and build. Mamono with smaller stature have less room until the proportions look off. True Full-sized monsters with assets much bigger than the profile Wight go in too much -territory. Lolis shouldn't have breasts any bigger than small bumps with next to no sag. They can have hips, asses and thighs that are big for their small bodies, but the line where it goes too far is very thin and the drop-off in appeal is extremely steep when crossed.

>>102947 I don't know, I saved it from this thread

>>102949 I don't know, I tend to say that I prefer a modest size but if I had a huge pair of humongous monster titties in front of me I'm a 100% sure that I would throw my particular tastes aside and mercilessly dig on those knockers

>>102975 Preference is one thing, availability is another. I doubt many men would say no to a pair of breasts outside of their preferred range if they were bared and attached to a horny monster.

>>102976 later that night left one is all <you WILL cum for me, master and the right one <w-w-wait, it won't fit!

>>102976 >>102977 Right, everyday right

>>102975 Same, my taste in women is pretty strict, but when monsters are involved I'm the most flexible man ever

>>102914 It’s weird how this is the second thread I’ve seen this idea come up in.

>>102980 Probably the same guy. It is a neat idea, though.

>>102981 I’ve mentioned it before as well. Just kind of a combination of odd and nice seeing it talked about.

<"Why do people keep looking at me like I'm mad?" >"Probably because you are mad." <"Oh yes, I forgot about that."

>>102983 Ideal proportions for a lady.

>>102983 I want my wife's spores to colonise my synapses. Then I'll be almost as mad as her.

>>102953 Hey i remember the image were it is the souce?

>>102986 Image searching is built into the website. You can do it, Sensei believes in you.

>>102957 wouldnt that just keep hair and fur from getting wet

>>102989 But i like Hakus?

>>102990 oh

>>102991 If being the teacher's pet meant being petted by my hot teacher I would've been a lot more motivated.

>>102992 >Whispers in your ear that if you get an A+ in your assignment she'll let you do WHATEVER you want to her

>>102994 I’ve seen no less than two doujins with this exact premise.

>>102995 >>102994 That's why she headpat you. So she can use her knowledge powers to read what fetishes and fantasises you have so she can suggest them for extra motivation.

It's a cow and she's smart, what more could you ask for?

>>102997 MOAR LEGS MOAR!

>>102996 It's a loss for the whole world that every teacher can't employ this technique. >>102997 Simple cows are also good so long as they're down to earth and kind. >Anon, there's something wrong with your cow No, she's perfect.

>>102997 Large ass that can sit on face.

>>102999 Nothing wrong with a simple cow. Would also be cool to have a regular Holstaur who happens to be a genius. >>103000 Fair enough.

>>103001 I'd feast on haku's ass like it was A5 wagyu.

>>102992 >anon is teacher's pet when he's at school >teacher is anon's pet when he's at home

>>102986 Name of the artist is nia4294. name of the character is Esunami.

Dear Maou, Mamono these days are not smug enough. Please make all mamono at least thrice as smug. I am not a crackpot. Anon

>>103005 Dear Crackpot, I am moved by your eloquent letter and have decided to have all mamono take smugness courses run by Cheshires, malefs, and demons, in order to make sure all monster girls are at least a fifty five on the Smugness Scale. From, The Maou.

Dear Maou Our local crackpot, a hatter, has had her teapot has cracked. Without her teapot she has been uncharacteristically sad. They are calling her the Sad Hatter. Please would you drop a dark matter on an order city to lift our spirits. Regards, A concerned wonderland village.

>>103009 Dear Concerned Wonderland Village, We have a very happy coincidence, as half a dozen order cities were turned into mamono realms just this morning. Please let the Sad Hatter know posthaste so that she can become a Glad Hatter, but please also give her the brand-new teapot that comes with this letter, because apparently none of you thought to get her one yourselves. I know you fuckers have money, so you don't have any excuse. From, The Maou.

>>103008 This can only end well. I'm sure glad Maou is finally opening up her mailbag.

>>103011 I fear what will happen when she reaches the point in her pile where 4mon launched their Cuteboygate Campaign demanding that she open open the portals immediately so they can get at all that unwed cute boy cock.

Dear Maou I am currently finishing my wizard tower. I plan on barricading myself in with my many books and spells. I will study and practice my craft in solitude, and none of your monsters will be able to disturb me. I shall become an almighty wizard. With a long silver beard. Nanananana what are you going to do about it? Respectfully, Anon the Small

>>103013 >I am currently finishing >I plan on >I will >none of your monsters will be able to >I shall Textbook example of hubris.

>>103014 >hubris What is that, some sort of succ?

>>103013 >Nananananana CARTMAN?!

>>103018 Maou's just going to normalize that AND make it suddenly actually true, idiot. You're signing up for exactly the super-vamps you're trying to avoid.

>>103019 REALLY? She's going to send ALL the vampires to plasma chambers?!

Nothing like relaxing in a plasma chamber after a long night.

>>103021 Is plasma just like diet blood for vampires? If they want to lose weight?

Vampire cats.

>>103013 Dear Anon the Small, I respect your decision and wish you a fruitful and successful career in wizardry. From, The Maou

Campire Vats

Dear Malef Lord of the West-Cantarian Kingdom, your daughter can't get me hahahahaha Sincerely, Anon Anonymous

you shouldn't give druella your address because she'll keep mailing you letters

Typical pork hunting

Want cat Want evil Want evil cat

>>103035 Kion is doing MGE now? I remember him doing Kancolle stuff when we were on /a/

>>103036 cats are morally gray

>>103038 Got it Cat will not cast the spell of ultimate evil Cat WILL however, steal and smuggle the ancient artifact required to cast spell and sell it to the highest bidder

>>103039 if you put the spell on a corner of a shelf they'd probably do it

>>103038 All cat are grey during the night or something

>>103041 quote from noted hagfucker and milfhunter, ben franklin; wise beyond his years

>>103042 Smoking cat ahah

>>103041 Tough, lean, wiry old cats ready to have a maternal side make the best wives.

>>103044 Why not a good old cc cat? Are hags that superior?

You have been sentenced to cat

>>103046 Rewarded* Yipppiiiiii as they say

>>103027 But super vamps do cool poses and get sick names like Cars

>>103050 >and get sick names like Cars Imagine being raped by Toyota von Camry

>>103051 Vampires are a European monster so you're more likely to be raped by Marietta Lamborghini.

>>103052 or Multipla

>>103052 Or Mercedes. Hah! Imagine a woman being named that!

she will sweep away all the filth

>>103055 The Selkie and the Kikimora were walking close at hand They wept like anything to see such quantities of sand "We'll sweep it off in half a year if you don't mind the work" "WORK?! The time has come," the Selkie said, "to talk of other things! Of sex with anons and beasts with two backs, of weddings and rings! Caloo, calay, there'll be no work today!"

Any talk about killing vampires in any way is going to get deleted with a warning. Move on from the topic.

>>103056 The kikimora was hornier, she made anon cum as much as she was able. >No no, the selkie was hornier, because she made anon cum the most But the selkie was lazy and could have made anon cum more. Kikimora gave 110%

oh no! you've triggered a hat quest!

hah hah she got boobs

>>103061 Mosquito facesitting.

>>103061 Be careful, if she bites you it'll turn you vegetarian.

>>103063 That's only from getting bitten by a lyme.

>>103063 They don’t bite. They suck. You give them a blood bag and they have a little silly straw to feed from.

>>103065 I'd like to think their tonge is proboscis-like and they can just tongue pierce a caprisun.

>>103066 Oh no. She has a sexy tongue!

Apophis has a snexy belly ear and lip piercing and possibly a snexy tongue piercing. Why is she so pierced? Is it a metaphor for piercing my neck?

>>103068 Daddy issues, probably. >>103065 No silly straws!

>>103068 >snexy belly ear Why does she have an ear on her belly and why do you think it is sexy?

>>103070 Because she's a glutton and always listens to her stomach first. I think her greed is snexy. For real, I think the piercings on her ears and belly button are snexy. Her entire design is 10/10.

>>103072 FINALLY, THE STUPID EMOJI GUY IS GONE

>>103073 uh... last i checked the emoji guy is the echidnas's dad

>>103072 >her hair snake has a helmet kek cute

I am thinking to get grape a pet snake. because she doesn't have hair sneks but needs a cute noodle to give her more aura.

>>103073 emoji guy?

>>103077 I want to pet the snek

>>103078 hooksnfangs tends to draw a little yellow guy as an anon stand in

>>103079 she will absolutely positively not bite you.

>>103081 Perfect, I would prefer to drink her venom, directly from her mouth

>>103077 She's alredy plenty snek enough. If you get her a snek the excess snekness doesn't contribute to anything. What she needs is for you to become her pet.

>>103083 >exceedingly snekkish I guess being her pet isn’t so bad. I’ve got nothing on an actual snake or marshmallow cat though.

Did you know that "noodle soup" is an euphemism for having sex with a snake in a bath?

>>103085 Im going to need a bigger bathtub

>>103085 Tell me more about it.

>>103087 >pros warm. clean. wet. can feel wife's long tail all over. naked snake. >cons lose musky snek debuff

>>103088 Are sneks musky? I’d assume from looking at them they’re pretty unscented.

>>103088 Is the debuff the whole snake or just the musk?

you have been tasked with a making a group fall to monsters in an evil act of betrayal how do you do it?

>>103091 >Promise your friends a trip to the Sabbath for lolis >Surprise! It’s the farming sabbath and they all got tig ol’ bitties

>>103089 They are part succubi, and succubi smell nice when musky, so it follows that sneks smell nice. >>103090 It's mainly the top half of the snake.

>>103091 slap a hellhound ass

>>103089 They don’t really smell like anything without the Succubutt influence. Except maybe earth and dirt and such. I’ve always headcanon’d that Apophi in particular have a soporific smell of jasmine and sandalwood about them. The kind of “girl smell” that lulls you into a sense of longing and making you dream of riding bareback on a horse under the starlit sky, forever chasing the moon. But then again that’s dork logic, and you shouldn’t follow that.

>>103095 >Apophiseseses actually smell like BBQ because they’re always fuckin’ eating’ it.

>>103095 After a wild night partying and eating and drinking, she smells like a sexy sweaty inebriated purple.

>>103091 1 Don't worry gentlemen, these lamia's are married! 2. "hey how much weight do you think this spider web can take" as i thow a person at it

>>103091 >invite everyone to poker night >deal the cards <they're Trumparts Easy-peasy lemon squeezy

>We now go to our podcast - Snakes and Chatters >Apophis, shirohebi, echidna and vanilla lamia are hosting today (the others are busy) >"This question comes from Anon. Dear snakes, do you smell? What do you smell like? I have a pet snake and it doesn't smell of anything. Thank you." >Crazed hissing >"I don't smell thank you very much." >"So rude." >"We smell with our noses and tongues." >"That's not what he meant." >Hiss hiss hiss >"Well, I mean, I do put lotions and oils and soaps on." >"Obviously." >Hiss hiss hiss >"I suppose I have a pleasant aroma, for a snake." >"So we do smell good?" >"I'm just saying that, if you were to say that snakes have a scent, then mine is especially nice." >"But there isn't a quintessential 'snek scent', is there?" >Hiss hiss hiss

>>103091 >"Yes, sleeping at the kot village is safe just don't look like a bird or a mouse"

>>103101 I drink a shota/shrinking potion and put mouse ears on my head and then walk into the kot village.

>>103102 I had basically the same idea but mouse costume onesie so I can also be Boggleboe bait.

>>103102 With a party like that how can I feel evil when i "trap" them with kots

>>103103 >>103102 This is how you get a pair of chesh/jinko/ocelomeh flanking you from both sides and calling themselves big sis

>>103102 Even better if you mix a few drops of the funny potion (you know which one) with the shota potion and then you can ditch the cosplay ears.

>Jinko is tall >I know, anon thought, I’ll just make myself even smaller relative to her >Chesh is smug >I know, anon thought, I’ll give her a reason to be even more smug

>>103105 excited_anon_noises.wav

>>103102 Shrink me and send me to sweaty jinko titty jail.

Being a nightclub boss in Kabukicho and having a grizzled Jinko bodyguard that acts very shy and cute when you're alone

>>103057 I’M GOING TO KILL A VAMPIRE’s virginity WITH MY MIGHTY flesh STAKE ( my penis )

Dark skinned vampire who I call count chocula

>>103084 >I’ve got nothing on an actual snake or marshmallow cat though. You've got your penis, Anon. Cute as the others may be, they can't sex. >>103112 The dark mistress!

I just need a kot wife to cuddle and kot around with.

>>103115 >playing with pussy

>>103115 Based

Sometimes we forget, in all the fun and memes, that the hellhound WILL rape you. Like full on sex. Like forcefully and aggressively and over and over again until you are empty, and then some more. You will fill her hound pussy with your seed until you can cum no more. She is huge. She is strong. She is relentless. You will be so sore afterwards. You will be covered in hound slobber and sweat and juices, and that will glue strands and tufts of her fluff to your face. If you resist she will only go harder. That is the hot steamy sweaty reality. So, still want a hellhound?

>>103118 Fuck yeah.

>>103118 And that's why I don't like them.

>>103120 Means I'll have two hellhounds!

>>103121 Yup

>>103121 You cannot survive two hellhounds. It’ll permanently afflict you with hound brain debuff.

>>103123 I'll take a jinko to balance them, then.

>>103124 >Anon gets a circus jinko that balances a hellhound on each paw while on a tightrope

And an army of heavily armed gremlins. Big titty ones. Also buff.

>>103126 Too many Grems. You put too many Grems together. There is a critical number of Grems and you breached that number. You have completely diminished mad science returns.

>>103127 Shit I'll settle with the normal science, then.

>>103125 Circus Jinko is really talented and can jump through burning hoops.

>>103127 Yeah, you get more than a couple grems together and they start forming committees, and we all know how that goes.

>>103129 And who sets those hoops on fire and juggles them in the air? The hellhounds.

>>103130 I need the Big Tittie Grem Committee to do paizuri on my peepee.

>>103132 I prefer to leave the Dwarves in charge of paizuri

chubby dragons

>>103136 I'm all ears, tell me more

>>103136 Explains why the order is so inept. THeir best soldiers are getting constantly irradiated by mamono mana and monsterizing/incubizing.

I feel bad for the order. They are fighting a losing battle and also have no wurms.

>>103135 Dwarfs are the truest form of the short stack booba. They breastmog everybody, to include Hobgoblins. Nothing says going to rock your shit like a woman with a Glaswegian accent hitting on you with a literal aquarium of ale in one hand and your dick in the other.

The wurm is wary of the dwarf.

>>103118 the wild wurm might be a little more aggressive than advertised

>>103143 Who is running wild wurm's ad campaign?

>>103140 I’m sure even the Chief God recognizes that a few Wurms are ok. As a treat.

>>103144 Big Wurm

>>103144 dragonia has a pretty broad marketing and tourism team

>>103145 Aw yis. Wurm in the holy city. Let’s go.