>>104807 the bulb goes >slosh slosh and anon goes >iku iku!

>>104823 True, I can work on that part at least

>>104826 I would rather be gagged and choke on tailpussy than make japanese sex noises. This is a monkey's paw for asking to be humiliated by a core.

>>104788 Introducing Shoggy to Immersive Sims was a mistake.

>>104809 You must plant the saplings, anon.

>>104829 >Cruelty Shog

A hellhound, manticore AND cheshire raping me all at once? Hah. I'd like to see them try. I would really like to see them try. They can try if they want. If they think they can.

>>104832 >Anon says this loudly at the bar during the peak of happy hour and ladies night >Trails off and breaks down sobbing into his drink before the Hellhound three seats down could walk over >The hound and her chesh and core friends now awkwardly try to figure out what to do to cheer up the blubbering mess >They decide that the rape can at least happen after they get him smiling again I'm not caffeinated enough to even attempt dialogue right now.

>>104833 There's going to be a lot of smug and fluff in the morning

>>104833 A reminder to never breakdown in a bar, do it at home when no one can see or hear.

Would a chesh, manticore and hellhound even get along? What would they talk about?

>>104836 Yes. Almost anything, depends on their hobbies but hunting, taste in men and food for certain

>>104836 >What would they talk about? The current hair/fur styles and care products. What's happening in the latest soap opera. What's happening in mamono parliment. What Anon's schedule is like between clocking out of work and locking his door at home. You know, the usual.

It said that demons are some of the mamonos most obsessed with getting promoted, while most people think is because they want more wealth and status the truth is that for some reason demon's chance to get married skyocket when they get promoted to general

>Watching TV from 4:30-6:30 >Polite conversation. Cheshire makes some tea. Hellhound compliments manticore's new haircut. >6:31 >Anon gets back late >Wife time is from 6:00-8:00 >He has stolen time specifically for wives >He shuts the door of his car outside >Hellhound's ears perk up first, followed quickly by the other two >Anon turns the knob of the front door >*BARK BARK BARK BARK* >*HISS* >Clothes torn off. Chesh teleport onto back. Hellhound and core march him to livingroom >Rape >Rape >Rape >Rape >Rape >Rape

Saturday morning, better stay in bed with auntie

>>104840 personally speaking, if a manticore is watching me through a window she ought to be slunk low to the floor with dilated pupils, mrrping and wiggling her booty a little bit

>>104843 And misting up the window with her breath, then drawing lewd pictures on it. Mostly dicks, hearts and "you are fucked." the cheshire should also teleport and make a candid commentary about how silly anon is for delaying the inevitable, because it just makes his wives hungrier.

>>104830 Plant sexual innuendos are really weird.

>>104805 But pride month is over. (proceeds to get gangraped by manticores)

>>104788 Mrs Shog was too good at this Shogputer thing...

>>104734 kek

>>104849 The problems all started when they tried to build giant robots powered by shog. I know it's a great conductor but you can never fully control it.

>>104854 You just have to play some nice music to her.

>>104854 It's kind of a problem when the machine spirit is more than willing

>>104859 W-willing to what...?

>>104860 to serve Omnimastah, duh

Mine was born in Scotland and so doesn't have a silly accent and pronounces Master in an acceptable way.

>>104862 >was born in Scotland and so doesn't have a silly accent >Oi Master, ya wanna shag befor' the sun sets or would ya rath'r spend th' day hol'd up staring at a screen?

>>104864 Laugh all you want. I get tea and shortbread and a sexy ginger kiki.

>>104866 NTA, but you've got good taste, sir. I would love to find a scottish hellhound with ginger highlights in her hair at some point.

>>104862 >Scotland That would just make every day their word hard to understand instead. >>104864 >Can't we shag while I stare at a screen? <Nae, we cannae. >Aw...

I was outside today and saw goats wearing what looked like bibs. Baphos don't need them, do they?

>>104867 The fate of anyone who wanders the highlands. >>104868 I can't understand the regular ones either, so no net loss.

>>104868 just hire another kiki from the midlands as translator, and then another one because even the midlands accent can be wacky. make it like that scene from Hot Fuzz.

>>104862 "massta"

need art of loafing owlgirl

>>104874 she must fix her posture. stand proud like an eagle.

>Hire Jamaican kiki >No less unintelligible than other kikis except for when she calls you "boss mon" >Kickass food though

>>104876 as long as she knows to cook ackee and saltfish

>>104875 >fix her posture >like an eagle. Wait until anon hears how eagles sleep.

>ACH HE'S A BONNY LAD >MASSTA, WHERE'S MY (sexy monsterized) HEROIN >I BROUGHT YE AN IRON BREUUU THAT YE COULD LICK OFF ME BUM

>>104876 >hire Jamaican kiki >she fires all other personnel

>>104881 <Look at me! <I am the meido now! But really, immediately assuming authority over or removing all other household help seems like kiki 101.How she still manages to cooperate with Shoggy no one inows.

>>104881 shes jamaican, not indian

>>104884 Really...

Requisition me a beat.

>>104887 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoWCB8AUiP4

Next thread has been fed to the bugs.

moff