>listen to wurm ranting about all the extradimensional monsters attacking earth these days >remind wurm that she's from the exact same dimension and she's only been on earth for two weeks

First porc to sniff out anon

There are people who think you shouldn't get your wock wife to drink an entire case of doppelganger potions. Those people are cowards.

>>103762 I am severely claustro-phobic.

>>103762 Chainsmoking Caterpillar

>>103767 i prescribe exposure therapy effective immediately.

>>103769 This one is probably teasing him about cumming to her plant with no lady bits in sight.

>Kind monk with infinite patience and 10 years meditative training Vs >An annoying smelly claustro that moved into his herb garden

>>103771 What's your pleasure, sir?

>>103760 Yeah, FUCK the east and their Eastern culture. As a Western individualist white man, I say FUCK their government, FUCK their propaganda, and when I say it, I mean it! And what I mean by that is, that I'll find every single goddamn Mist Continent MCCP propagandist and I'll FUCK her so hard, she will forget the entirety of her Chinese language except for "I love you, White Master". I will FUCK every single goddamn panda propaganda bitch. I will FUCK every single Mist Continent spy cow so hard, she will end up giving the dirtiest secrets of Mist government to ME. Along with her most perverse kinks. Then I'll get over to Zipangutown, find their most sacred water dragons and inari and FUCK them all. And then I'll go around their towns and FUCK as many eastern mamono as I can. They'll know better than to FUCK with the West.

>>103772 Whenever I had some stupid stubborn weed growing in my patches I would soak a sponge with glyphosate solution and rub it all over the weeds to make sure nothing falls on my plants. We'll see how the annoying smug cunt likes that!

>>103775 >Anon and his rubber gloves, ventilation mask and sponge of roundup Is this how you mere a claustro?

>>103771 i need me an Abyssal girl...

>>103776 >>103775 >Claustro spontaneously doubles in size >suddenly she’s not so frightened >suddenly the short stack is taller than you >suddenly you think it’s a very good idea to retreat before she makes you her snack

>>103778 >and then she starts singing

>>103739 Be reasonable, declaring war on their large population of giant, bulletproof cockatrices was very silly to begin with. Besides, the Mist Continent succeeded in shooing away their harpies once and look at what they got. Birbs are your friends.

>>103779 Little Garden of Horny was a great play.

>>103780 meanwhile, a little bit south kiwi harpies are laying eggs a quarter of their own weight EGG

>>103779 >>103781 >Anon gets anti-climatically snapped up in the middle of one of the songs because he wandered too close while dancing Was this intentional? Or did my performance just go off the rails.

>>103783 You just didn't understand how into method acting the female lead was.

Play classical music to claustros. It will civilise them.

Drunk. All days, send the booze kots

>>103786 Booze kot sent.

>>103787 Can I have a lot who is just regular? Wings, tailpussy, chest fluff, just a regular ol’ kitty cat?

>>103788 Manticore machine broke.

I need a manticore to steal my lunch money.

Give me your lunch money, we're going on a date.

>>103787 Yipppiiiiii

>>103791 And then her pixie friend comes and shrinks them both and puts them on a date(the fruit).

>>103794 Hey, still better than that time we got shrunk and popped on the shoulders of Date Masamune to act as his conflicted conscience

Hmmm subcore's pussy

>>103794 that BITCH. she was supposed to shrink only me and then we have a sword fight ontop of the manticore.

>>103765 I agree with this sentiment entirely. On a side tangent, I've always been curious as to why the jabberwock always seems to be depicted as chubby/overweight? Is it just because of all the commission art rtil did for her, or is there something else?

>>103798 i do think that infected the zeitgeist, yeah

>>103798 Wockfag ordered commissions from other artists too.

Consider, observe, perceive the fit wock.

>>103798 many mouths = eats a lot = chubby or worse. or at least that's how they degenerates justify their commissions. in reality she's a MGE monster girl, so her fitness/fatness is entirely to customer preference

>>103801 I can fix her.

>>103803 You can fix her a protein shake!

The ideal jabberwock >fit >ass and thighs thick and shapely >wide hips >less than 10 years old

>be deem with a touch shy Anon, your freshly claimed husband >he's still adjusting to his new life, but things were going smoothly >however, you were not pleased when you reached for him and he flinched, nor did you accept his hurried explanation that it had nothing to do with you >quite the opposite, in fact >you believed him, of course. His life had not been a happy one before you carried him off. But that wouldn't do at all >you magnanimously let the issue drop, but immediately began plotting >it started innocently enough, he'd be doing his own thing and you'd happen by and lightly bump into him. He'd give you an odd look sometimes but it was easily waved away. >then came the light brushes. You'd pass him and reach out a hand to linger on his arm in a gentle caress before slipping away. Or a wandering tail spade would wind around his leg on the couch and retreat as quickly as it had come. >once he had settled down for a bit and no longer eyed you with the undertone of confusion and wariness, you progressed to finding opportunities to hold his hand. These left him blushing and he'd usually pull away quickly, but you'd slowly captured his hand for longer and longer periods >of course, you had far greater ambitions than mere hand-holding >the next phase required a more delicate touch. After your intimate times together, in that brief window where he opened up and revealed his more trusting and vulnerable side, you'd reach out and caress his face leaving no feature untouched. Lightly petting his cheeks and jawline, tracing his lips, and even running a finger down his nose playfully >even in his most vulnerable moments he would still watch you warily as you did so, eyes tight and body tense, but it wasn't long before even that resistance faded and he'd contentedly enjoy your ministrations for as long as you cared to shower him with them >(quite a long time, he discovered) >finally you could move onto the final stage of his training: spontaneous affection >it wasn't enough when finally submitted to your passing kisses, not at all >it took some time before he began shyly initiating, but you got him there >now you could enjoy the benefits of a well trained husband. One who smiled, laughed, and remained utterly relaxed when you snuck up behind him, wrapped your arms around his waist, and attacked his neck with kisses >all worth it

>>103806 I want to see the contract that led to this

>>103807 The contract? Likely the usual affair: Ownership, obligations, privileges, etc. But doesn't it make sense that she wants to enjoy her love thrall to the fullest and savor a bit of correcting?

>>103809 >obligations, privileges hmmm To be obligated to eat deem pussy every morning Or to have the right and privilege to the deem pussy for every breakfast Decisions decisions.

>>103806 Powerful monsters treating their humans with extra care is kino.

>>103806 Adopting Anons from the shelter isn't for everyone, but I'm glad she was able to make it work.

>>103808 Kellie have given me a larger distrust of watermono. She's right and I WANT to dive right in, but...

>>103808 Begone, sea-demon!

>>103813 Water you so scared of?

>>103753 yes, and its a gar

>>103815 >can't run from the hussy even in the middle of the ocean it's joever...

>>103811 Oh, man, that looks cozy.

>>103817 Kelpies only live in lakes. If one followed you to the ocean, she's got to be so determined that she must be your soulmate.

Why should you not date a yandere kelpie! She’ll loch you up!

Net Kelpies. Drag kelpies onshore. Have land sex with kelpies.

>>103821 This one gets cement shoes and a yan sea bishop so he can breathe.

>>103822 >cement shoes Sounds like something an ogre personal trainer would give you when you skip leg day too often.

>>103815 I just don't think I could deal with the accent.

>>103823 I’d be very scared of an ogre PT. She’d do things to me.

How would Monster girls react to a man that is completely immune to mamono mana (or demonic mana). Or heck how would the monster girl wife react to their husband being immune.

>>103826 He'd probably have to be manaless to be unaffected by mamonomana, so he would be the most bland person a mamono (or demon) could taste.

>>103826 There's a fic on Ao3 that kind of explores this idea. I think its called Different Rules or something.

>>103828 Different Set of Rules, by Jobungo; real good one, actually, one of my favorite MGE stories.

>>103828 >There's a fic on Ao3 that kind of explores this idea. Complete mamono mana immunity is a cliche in "MGE sux" fics.

I am immune to mamono mana. I am having sex with this demon simply because she is sexy and not due to coercion.

>>103826 Mamono mana is the reason you can hug a lava golem or get spiked by a manticore and not die, so if you were immune to it you would probably die.

>>103832 Just like the good 'ol days, might have to dust off that monster encyclopedia nobody has touched for decades.

>>103832 This part was never explored in the "human immune to mamono mana" fics for some reason

>>103832 >Grumbling Lich picking up last few remains of a dumbfuck who thought DE immunity is some kind of a cool super power <"Hmpf, another one" <"Guess people will call him "jigsaw" once I raise him back into unlife" >Bit further, a Mindflayer is already handling the traumatized Raiju

>>103832 There's still tons of monsters you could fuck safely, also like the other anon already said being immune to demonic energy wouldn't make the girls any less sexy and cute.

you can be immune to mamano mana but you are not immune to wurmish tricks.

>>103834 In the story mentioned before, it's actually a very important plot point; when the invasion happens, as per usual, it's actually gets called off almost immediately because humans keep dying thanks to their would-be paramours and by the end tens of thousands are dead, entirely by accident.

If monsters were to invade, they would plan and infiltrate extensively to maximise the chances of success. The president is a danuki.

>>103839 Lame. Presidents should be serpents.

>>103840 I don't disagree. President Grape.

>>103812 It's kinda interesting to consider how this picture's scenario, a shelter for single Anons, would work in the MGE-verse. I mean, is there someone who goes around looking for single men and just takes them by force to the shelter? Who runs and how do you ensure that the mamono running it don't just take all the men for themselves? How do Anons get assigned to would be adopters/lovers? How do you keep the Anons happy and not try and escape?

>>103840 What about a Nurarihyon president? They're also deceitful, and bring "The Darkness" wherever they go.

>>103843 Only if she is extremely bitey and has triangle teeth.

>>103842 Can I try to escape, though? Sounds fun.

>>103842 Either its an orphanage that raises anons for future wives, or its a pet themed slave market. Which, potato potato to be honest.

Slavery is evil and must never be used for anything or to further anyone ends. With ONE exception

>>103831 It's a good reason. Being immune means you can't become an incubus, which means less sex and no opportunity to experience the legendary double orgasm though. I imagine you could still get a monster wife, but outside of being more able to choose who you end up with it would kind of suck.

>>103847 you cant just make exceptions just for your own personal fetish. thats a weak moral framework.

>>103846 >Which, potato potato to be honest Farm raised vs. wild caught. The wild caught human boys are less docile and have a gamier flavor.

>>103850 I will not have a TURN COAT jackal, with HEATHEN APOPHIS VENOM RUNNING THROUGH HER TRAITOROUS VEINS, lecture ME about moral frameworks. The pyramid MUST be built. The obelisks MUST be raised. The peanut butter MUST be crunchy. It is for the good of us all.

>>103839 >anon discovers that his new girlfriend is a disguised hakutaku sent to gather information about earth before the invasion

>>103852 all im saying is that you should be fine with enduring a bit of slavery play yourself if you're gonna do it to others. this your pharaoh btw?

>>103850 Silly nerdhound could have just said it's not really slavery, but indentured servitude when it's her fetish.

>>103853 I knew it was too good that be true. She should have just been upfront about it though; I'd still spill the beans and our study sessions would be much more effective if she didn't have to be all coy about the sex magic.

>>103850 I have a very weak moral compass

>>103855 >Eeeerm acksheeually indentured servitude is way different than slavery because My sla- erm, indentured servant - can buy his freedom in 80 years.

>>103858 >SLAVE >RUB MY TUMMY >SLAVE >SCRATCH MY EARS >SLAVE >GET ME SOME PEANUT BUTTER >SLAVE >THROW THE TENNIS BALL FOR ME >SLAVE >KISS ME ON THE LIPS. BIG KISS. COME ON. WITH TONGUE. KISS KISS. Life could be a dream.

>>103858 >My sla- erm, indentured servant - can buy his freedom in 80 years(not accounting for compound interest)*.

>>103857 Your compass is fine, the problem is that monster pussy is a magnet. It can't be helped.

>>103860 I thought bean counting paid well...

>>103854 I want to make a loli grapesnake endure a bit of slavery play

>>103862 you didnt to negotiate pay and isnt part of the union so...

>>103852 >The peanut butter MUST be crunchy I'm willing to endlessly toil in the hot sun to raise a shine to the sun goddess, but this is where I draw the line

>>103774 Buttfucking the fox instead of creampieing her fertile pussy counts as animal abuse.

>>103853 This idea got a story with an Echidna, but I can't recall the title. How many anons would read another story in a similar vein? I'm trying to decide what project to work on next.

>Anubis I call sister >How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted!? >Then let my heart be hardened. And never mind how long your schedule grows. This will still be so. I will never give you my lego.

>>103848 I dunno, man. She loves me and I can nibble her ears. I don’t need crazy sex tricks. I need to feel loved.

>>103854 I want to turn the Pharaoh secretly into my slave

>>103869 Not him, but I don't see why mamono mana and incubization get in the way of that. Agreed though. Demon can corrupt me AFTER we fall in love.

>>103869 Those aren't mutually exclusive. In fact, the setting is built on women who love you AND do crazy sex tricks, not either/or. Love is enough, but I'd sure rather have both if I can.

>>103867 I would def read a story like that; please do it, if you're so inclined.

Nibble deem EARS Nibble deem TAILSPADE RUN before she catches you

>>103874 But nibbling deem ear or spade puts me pretty well within grabbing distance. Did you miclx up the order? I'm not running regardless, I embrace the lust about to wash over me.

>>103875 Skill issue. A good chase is the best foreplay.

>>103876 If she wants it that way I'd just slap her ass and run. The other two are more intimate and I'd need a head start since she can freakin' fly.

>>103874 Only if she nibbles me back when she catches me.

I am gonna eat monster butt. That’ll show them.

>>103870 A modern day Pharaoh loli might like roleplaying all the romantic ancient fantasy-Egypt adjacent scenarios >she's a princess that's been married off to you very young, she acts reluctant and you have to "convince" her >you're a dashing adventurer sneaking into the queen's bedchambers to seduce her >she's a queen you've conquered and made your slave girl >etc

>>103880 she just wants you to sing "a whole new world" for her

>>103879 Show them what?

>>103798 Wockfag (one of them at least) likes chubby girls. Simple as.

When you ask for directions to the nearest big kitsune shrine and they take you literally.

>>103882 Uh… Um… Maybe this isn’t a good idea.

>>103885 i want big lady

>>103885 >"excuse me lady, where's the nearest kitsune shrine?" >she open her clothes and throws them away >"right here" >vision fades to black

In bizarro world, kitsunes wander in search of Anon shrines

>>103889 its basements and attics

>>103890 ghosts looking in abandoned houses for evidence of anons

>>103889 I'm pretty sure that more than one monster have human shrines right now, and maybe some have a personalized altar just for you

>>103862 It does, she just values you greatly.

Has anyone here ordered from Deem Pizza yet? I've been hearing nothing but good things about the place, but apparently people who tend to order from them too many times have a tendency to disappear. What's up with that?

>>103894 don't ask for deenz as a topping they'll get the wrong idea.

>>103894 Do they pineapple as a topping?

>>103895 Deenz?

>>103897 Sardines

>>103881 >she brings over a real flying carpet >"Oh sure, my family has all kinds of things like these laying around. After you've flown me around, we shall do the stuff they couldn't show in that movie, understood?"

>>103899 >The stuff they couldn't show in the movie is like 12 hours of fuckin' tax return documentation

>>103898 Ah. What will happen if I do? Will there be a summoning circle on the inside of the pizza box that'll go off when I open it, or will the deem delivering my pizza just pounce on me as soon as I open the door?

>>103901 I think they just mishear it as "deems" and then she sits on your pizza. Ruins the pizza, it does!

>>103900 anubis go back to your train sets we're talking about belly dancing here

>>103903 Why would anyone want to do some stupid dance when there's incomplete government documentation to be filled out?

>>103894 >"Oh, you lost your wallet? That's okay, we can put it on credit!" >mutters something too quick to catch >"Sorry, what was that?" >"Nothing! Just some terms and conditions you don't need to worry your handsome head over~"

>>103905 >Anon demands to hear the terms and conditions >There's always something with this corporate garbage, they probably want to sell his data or something >She bites her lip and rubs her thighs together

>>103894 >I asked for toppings, not topless

>>103907 they do have both topless toppings and bottomless bottomings

>>103885 Do the ears really count towards their height

>>103909 Of course. The better question is why her breasts don't count towards her width.

>>103909 i don't make the rules

>>103910 mofu induced blindness. many such cases

>>103806 Yes. I need Deems should encourage reciprocal touches A touch for a touch leaves the whole world cuddled.

>>103913 Oof, that first image is definitely succ/deem coded. What's that from?

>>103816 Gay for archer?

>>103914 Kinsou no Vermeil: Gakeppuchi Majutsushi wa Saikyou no Yakusai to Mahou ... - 4 If you had use reversse image search you could have known it too.

>>103870 Imagine the Pharaoh cosplaying as a Mummy just to get closer to normal men and try to get a husband, but a random guy suddenly grabs her as a mummy and takes her home to scrub her real nice in the bath and then rearrange her insides, then the guy kept her as his comfort woman for after work stress release

>>103917 Happens more than you think.

>>103915 its a freshwater fish native to north america, known for being one of the few fish that can breath air, scales that will dull all your knives, and eggs that are poisonous

>>103919 Googled it, that's a lot of teeth... do we have any art of Sahus with triangle teeth?

>>103920 Now imagine. Thick and aggressive prehistoric gar.

Dear Anon. Y. Mous. We regretfully inform you that due to an audio transcription error, your order for "Trad Cath Meido" was misinterpreted as "Tard Cait Meido" Unfortunately the error was caught after she was imprinted with your mana marker and dispatched to you, she should be arriving shortly after you receive this message. We're VERY sorry for any inconvenience. Regards, the meido academy.

>>103921 theyre not actually aggressive, they just look mean

>>103923 Aggresively friendly sharp-theeth prehistoric gar?

Slime girl has had enough of being beaten by adventures all her life!

Some monsters live in solitude. There is no reason for you to be there. No reason to encounter them unless you were specifically going out of your way to find them. Miss ogre lives in the middle of nowhere and that’s the way she likes it.

>>103925 >Intentionally leaving the fight against Ms Slime at the last moment and leaving behind increasingly stronger weapons until she's finally able to defeat you.

>>103908 Sounds like a koan or something. >>103920 Sahu chompers get too little attention. Artists go straight for sharks when they want a toothy fish, unless someone decides to draw a piranha Sahuagin.

Hug the hebi Smooch the hebi Have children with hebi

I don’t see the POINT of those teeth. I wish a sharp toothed sahu, shark, ghoul or claustro would show me the POINT of their teeth. Really make the POINT to me. With some BITE to their argument.

>>103930 Whoa there. That's going too fast. First you have to get kidnapped(consentually) by a hebi and then eventually develop Stockholm syndrome as she lets you get out of the basement and eventually the house. Hebi courtship takes months.

>>103931 I, too, desire to smugly go out in public covered in bite marks.

>>103932 All of the above already happened while anon is kidnapped in their love nest

>>103763 Wurm is one of the good ones.

>>103935 I’ll raise a glass to good wurm.

>>103937 >>103938 When parasite slime becomes the symbiote slime

>>103939 And then people hate on the parasite slime.

>>103940 It's the lack of sharp teeth for biting. Men desire girl bites.

>>103827 Due to how interconnected the soul is with mana/spirit energy, wouldn't being manaless make you soulless. I was thinking about writing a fic about this where Anon wasn't enspirited properly and needs to go to Hel to get one issued.

>>103913 >third image Demon rogues would be pretty good party members, they're probably some hybrid class that can use magic too. And even better if it's a level 1 smug loli.

Would a soldier boog bite?

>>103944 She would capture you with her pincers

>>103945 Lewd!

>>103946 To have and to hold

>>103947 Looking at profile design again. She’s got a chitin sword and chitin shield. No obvious pincers. I’ve been duped, or this is a different type of soldier boog.

>>103948 read the profile. Stag vs rhino beetle rivalry again

>>103948 Anon, her "sword" can easily pinch you

>>103948 >chitin sword and chitin shield They can have spears, lances, any weapon really. You should maybe take the time to read the profile instead of just looking at the image.

>>103922 Cool, I'm getting a chesh that will drool all over my dick before cleaning it off with her mouth.

>>103949 >>103951 I’ve reread the profile. Cute boog. Loyal boog. Shield boog.

>>103954 Boogs love appol and honey.

>>103950 It’s her husband catcher. She uses it to catch husband. It’s also her appol picker. She uses it to pick appols. It’s also her store appol picker. She uses it to point at appols she would like for husband to buy at the store.

>>103956 >Soldier Boog slowly waves store appol picker at all appols in the store

>>103957 She can’t possibly eat that many.

>>103958 I have a sudden urge to commit academic fraud.

>>103960 Then you will be disgraced and made to sex boog.

>>103944 How else would she eat apol?

>>103961 In public too? And then i'll have to apologize to all of boogkind and pledge to be a free use tool for boogs?

>>103868 Kek. This got me.

>>103963 Yes you will be used for your dexterous human hands to collect nectar, give head pats and massage mandibles.

>>103965 NTA but my hands will be used for molesting kot, nothing else is worth it

>>103966 thank you for that contribution anon. the kot room is down the hall.

>>103967 I wish it was but all I see is bugs

>>103968 must be bring your boog to work day.

>walk past horned monster >urges win >give it a quick grope >”what?” >”what?”

>>103970 I struggle to imagine myself resisting such intrusive thoughts if I were surrounded by fluffy tails and spades. I'd be jailed for molestation so quickly.

>>103971 can't beat the spade. so easy to molest wife in public.

>>103968 Anon might be addicted to cats and developing withdrawals.

>>103973 i prescribe turkish angora cat.

>>103974 We had a Turkish Angora who used to go swimming in a river, come back home muddy and wait under the shower for someone to come wash him Strange cats

>>103969 Very sad >>103973 True, please help

>>103975 it's a good thing kotgirls are not so silly.

>>103972 >Your wife has a weak point you can easily use to get her off in public >She's not upset when you exploit it >Quite the opposite, really, but she's sad she can't do the same to you >Magic, uh, finds a way >She now has a worry stone she keeps in her pocket, every touch she makes on it is transmitted to your dick >She now has a rock in her mouth, you her tail in your hand, and both of you are getting off on the train >There's a slim chance you'll both keep your voices down and no one will notice

>>103967 I prefer to touch the cow instead of the cat

>>103978 I really hope that monsters have some magic boxers or spell or something to deal with accidents like that, because getting sucked off in plain view like that if it’s a succ or deem has only one outcome

>>103979 Thank you for your contribution anon, the cowtorium is on the second floor.

>>103981 This will spell disaster if the building's structural integrity is in any way compromised

>>103968 Bugs are the cats of mamono.

>>103983 Ok. The cowtorium is on the ground floor. The crowtorium is on the second floor.

>>103980 Underwear that teleport your splooge to a bottle in the fridge at home would be useful. Hopefully one of you would realize that before she uses it the first time, but it's not like she wouldn't clean up.

>>103986 I suppose it’s a fair trade for titty milk. The monster mind knows no limits in its creativity.

Perhaps being kidnapped by a hebi is not so bad afterall

I want to drink snek sweat.

>>103989 hebi sweat are sweet and nutritious

>>103990 She’s begging to get licked like that.

I can say definitively the most lickable reptile is wyvern. I will not publish my findings.

>>103991 sucking hebi's sweaty nipples you get both her sweat and milk it's a win/win situation

>>103993 I’m gonna confuse her by licking her cleavage more than she expects. >ehhh?! Hubby is a perv!

>>103990 >hebi sweat are sweet Please take your snake to the doctor anon. Sweet tasting sweat could be a sign of diabetes.

>>103970 Consider the following: >Demons and Balrogs have nice horns >if they're lolis those horns are very easy to grope because of the height difference

>>103995 Hebi is going to call Dr Smith (56, married with kids) a hussy and a whore for asking about her sweat.

what is the point of horns if they are too high for the human to access? the answer may surprise you.

>>103993 Monsters should get sweaty more often

>>103999 I'd be the raccoon's ass rag

>>103999 Do succubi or demons sweat? This is an important question.

>>104001 yes. probably. i mean look at deem's boots.

>>104002 >i mean look at deem's boots Instructions unclear, looking at deem's boobs instead.

>>104003 they can be a bit distracting

>>104001 Obviously

Deems have it so easy with guys that have slightly niche kinks or fetishes. So much leverage in a contract. Think of all the horn rubs she can get from promising anon can play with her floor tiles.

>>104006 kind of? never forget monsters want it more than you do; you have more leverage than you think.

>>104003 Look at her boots she has sexy deem legs and sexy deem feet and sexy deem boots.

>>104007 >you have more leverage than you think. But no experience using that leverage. Also, a brain that shuts off when someone shows you a nice pair of boobs. Men aren't built to be the more desired sex.

>>104007 Yes and the demon, dork though she may be, is a very shrewd negotiator who will get away with murder if you let her. If she can convince you that horn rubs are a net positive to you, then she can then argue why she should get a back rub. For real, most of what’s in that contract is mutually beneficial and enjoyable.

>>104005 Bonded mamonos are very hot

>>104010 >Demon sneaks mandatory back massages performed by Anon into her contract >Anon goes above and beyond, even taking massage classes so he can do a better job >She now all but melts under his touch, especially when he does the base of her wings >It's not in the contract, but the deem redoubles the effort she puts into her foreplay as a result Demon contracts are "AWESOME!'

>>103978 Everyone notices, they're just waiting for you to find a back alley or bathroom like normal adults instead of fucking in plain view like animals

>>104013 There's a hellhound openly riding her man in the next car, we could be worse.

>>104013 It really depends on where you are. Dark mamono realms are lewder then green ones, and each city and country has their own idiosyncrasy when it comes to what's publically decent and what isnt.

>>104015 I want to go to the dark chocolate and peanut butter mamono realm.

>>104016 What about the fall colors mamono realm? What's that like, I bet it's super comfy.

sorry anon. it's public nursing handjobs for you.

>>104017 Oh, yeah, it's super comfy; all the trees are in fall-colors all the time, there's a always a gentle breeze that's just chilly enough for necessitate wearing a jacket or a scarf, it's Halloween every other Friday, and just about everyone either lives in a log cabin or sleepy town by a river. Just as much fucking as everywhere else, but it's done in large beds and in front of fireplaces.

>>104019 All of the plant girls are very drowsy and especially agreeable, too.

>>104015 bring it behind the bushes still, some people have things to do

>>104022 Apparently not enough to do to mind their own business.

>>104018 maybe i can cover my eyes with peace signs so it's not implicating

>>104024 You should probably write 'property of apophis' so everyone knows that it's a consensual act between lovers.

>>104023 Would you support a duel happening in the middle of a square and pretend to say it isn't disruptive? That it isn't impinging everyone else's ability to go about their day normally? How, pray tell, is the hound mating in the middle of my railway car not equally as disruptive?

>>104026 she set some caution: wet floor cones up before she started the rape

>>104027 How thoughtful!

You know who isn’t thoughtful? Wurm. For the mind is a bowl, and the bowl is most useful when it is empty. The wurm can live life free of the shackles of the mind.

WURM

stopping at a wurm crossing when the wurm light is on and the wurms are passing through

>>104031 They used to have a traffic officer direct the wurm flow. He didn’t last.

>>103913 The real danger is being such a sub that you don't fight her when she invoked the "I own you utterly" clause and convinces you that means she gets to do whatever she wants. She'll have you wrapped around her finger and you'll be too blissed out to resist. It's over when you lose the will to fight and give in.

>>104033 she's got your best interests at heart, it's fiiine

>>104032 Many men have succumbed to the wurmuring of murmuring wurms as they wurm.

>>104035 A momentary lapse in judgement from the wurm office , and he is swept up to become some wurm’s portable husband.

>>104036 I dunno, I think having a wurm wife would be nice. >Get to go cave exploring >But no danger because wurm >She's an earth dragon so probably all about hiking and PICNICS >Seems like she would be nice to me

Fuck demons, fuck snakegirls, I'll be railing a pack of werewolves.

>>104037 Look at this mortal, thinking he can presume what a wurm may enjoy, or think, or seem like, or act like. A mere ape presuming what a dragon would do. Hah! Can you believe that, wurm!? >meanwhile wurm is ignoring the dragon and saying hello to anon

>>104040 damn, greedy fucker arent you?

>>104042 Hey, hebi, don't be jealous.

>>104043 Might as well tell a yip to not be fluffy.

>>104044 Or an alp to stop being gay

>>104044 I don't want to tell that to a 'yip or she'll start thinking she needs to shave. >>104045 Technically speaking, turning into an alp does turn you not gay.

>>104046 Alps are into men, so they're gay. The guys into them are *technically* not gay, but...

>>104043 are you calling me a hebi just because i think fucking demons, snakes and werewolves at the same time is a bit excessive? am i talking to a bicorn or something?

>>104048 LOL if you think it's a bit excessive you can offload all the unwanted extra demons, sneks and wolf girls onto me. Because I don't think that's excessive.

>>104046 You can’t shave bunyips. They spook to easy.

>>104040 I want to rail a pack of mesugaki (including a demon, an apophis and a hellhound)

>>104051 I don't think you end up on top with that lineup, but good luck

local fag writes propaganda for radiator girlfriend, more at 7 https://archiveofourown.org/works/75360236/chapters/197001426

>>104040 The far right one is cute, save some for the rest of us! I wonder if a lot of “feral” beastmen types actually run around naked.

>>104040 >Fuck demons On it!

>>104046 What bout bisexualps? Her bestie is a bicorn.

>>104041 >Anon and Wurm >having a picnic >getting to know each other a little >Dragon still seething

Do you think Balrogs, Pyrows, Ignises and other fire mamono have different flame color variations? Imagine a Balrog but instead of regular orange flames like in the profile, she had red or green flames like a lithium or copper flame test.

>>104058 A pale balrog with blue flames sounds hot.

>>104058 I get a hunch green ones must like going to raves. >>104059 Sounds like an undead Balrog. Zombie Pyrows are cute, more lucid ones are still welcome.

>>104059 There happens to have been some art of just that posted to the archive.

>>104062 My queen...

>>104058 Throwing fireworks on a balrog or pyrow now sounds like my ideal 4th of July.

>>104058 Metal powders for colored flames is roughly 75% of their makeup budget and is a major driver of international trade.

>>104065 Mamono are naturally resilient to toxins (From world guide 2). You can apply solutions and substances that are normally toxic (like trimethyl borate) and be protected by the no-bad-ends rule of the setting. Is it reckless: Probably Is it cool: Absolutely

>>104064 I'd be so pissed if I got blinded by some dumbfuck dumping an entire bag of magnesium powder on his ignis wife.

>>104068 Carry a bag of sodium cubes with you and throw them at any slimes you meet.

>>104068 it's not so bad. monsters are really into blind guys

>>104067 mercury or gallium slime would be pretty cool

>>104071 I'm surprised KC hasn't made a metal slime.

>>104072 technically he has

>>104073 i cannot confirm or deny the viscosity of the creeping coin but i file her under mimics

>>104053 hell yeah

You are not immune to big monsters going "aww~" at you.

>>104079 What a mean cunt, my fox would never compare me to a mere dog

>>104080 real men get leashed and collared, nerd

>>104081 Hell no, good for you if you like it but that's not my jam

>>104079 Translation?

>>104081 A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!

>>104084 I'M A MANLY SLAVE, AND I CHOOSE TO OBEY.

I choose to jump into arachne webs.

>>104050 You can comb them. You can gently rake an undercoat brush through their fur and hear the secret kotsnek purr and make her shiver and serpentine when you graze the right spots.

>>104087 I can confirm, work on my cat but you must be extremely gentle and slow

>>104059 >blue flames Stinky shut-in sulfur Balrog

I choose to huff the fluff I can quit any time I want

>>104090 Fluff is completely safe and non-addictive >This post was fat-checked by Snopes

I choose the hellhound and manticore double chest fluff S they press into me from both sides. No I am not their pet. Yet.

I bet I could tame a Manticore with just a brush and a few meaty treats. I will test it as soon as possible and make a report here

>>104036 i love going to the wurm office, they let you use the stamps they don't mention it anywhere but every desk on the premises is a licensed, bonded, and insured kissing booth!

>>104094 <Is this the office? >Yup! <Is this the uh… *hushed voice* wurm office? >It is. *smirk* <Then, could I see your uh… *anons voice gets trapped in his throat* stamps? >Ufufufufu >:) Anon got to see the stamps. He got to put a stamp on wurms nose.

I need to be tamed by a hellhound and core at the same time. I need to be called a good boy. I need to be petted with their huge paws. I need to be cuddled and kissed with no recourse. I need to be raped aggressively by both at once. I need to be raped gently by both at once. I need aftercare. I need to be enveloped in smoky hound fluff and strawberry core fluff. I need the collar. I need to eat them both out. I need to be spines while I eat sweaty hound ass. I need to be tail pussied while hound dog tongues my mouth. I need to drink the core titty milk while hound sucks me off. I need to go on romantic dates with both. I need to be sandwiched between them as much as possible. I need to sleep with them, being a little spoon. I need them to silently smirk at each other, knowing how obsessed I am with them. I need cute cozy evenings with them where we watch a movie and I scritch their ears.

>>104089 <I'm not stinky! <I'm not! (editing clothes is hard and I couldn't make it look good)

>>104095 Impetuous flirts are good fits for wurms. It gets them in babymaking mode immediately and enduringly.

>>104041 >>104057 >go on picnic with wife >start making out >start making love <while you're busy procreating, a Grizzly comes up and steals your picnic basket The Park Ranger's not going to like this...

>>104097 Thanks anon I hate it, please never make something like this again

>>104096 >arrested by MGPD for being a corebait in public >put in handcuffs >they check their database >silently exchange the handcuffs for a collar

>>104101 I need a policewan and a copcore to violate my rights.

>>104097 It's horribly beautiful, or beautifully horrid. Perfectly imperfect.

I need a terrifying monster from beyond space and time to do my taxes.

>>104105 >Be at a calm mind mastah, this cannot be such a daunting task >... <Shog takes -15 to Sanity

>>104106 Is that shog's heart, or her baby?

>>104107 If she doesn't bring it up it's probably not important enough to bother with, ignore it and strange song that emanates from it

I love being core and hound bait. They take one look at me and are already thinking about nibbling my ear while giving me a pawjob.

>>104109 That's funny, because if I take one look at a core or a hound, I too am thinking of nibbling THEIR ears.

>>104110 >Nibble my ears! <No, nibble MY ears!

>>104111 #firstworldproblems

>>104040 >fuck snakegirls gladly, espacially hebis

>>104073 Unfortunately not a slime.

>go see a movie in MGC >everything feels fairly ordinary, excluding the oversized seats >then comes the scene where the human character gets punched >all the beast monsters start growling in the audience >snake tails slithering furiously >the fox opened her eyes

>>104115 >>the fox opened her eyes Unless she's there only to keep her boyfriend/husband company, she's wasting money going to a cinema.

>>104116 They can see with their eyes closed. When they open their eyes, you know stuff just got serious.

>go to movies in MGC >get popcorn with core >eat the popcorn >shddenly, at bottom of bag, poke something hot wet and squishy >sucks your fingers >ow >pull hand out to find a barb lodged in hand >can make out core blushing in darkness of theatre >tail is slinking conspicuously up to the bottom of the popcorn bag >put hand back in and make out with core >popcoren

>>104118 But my rare collectible gimmick popcorn bucket from latest blockbuster!

>>104118 Reason to eat popcorn with a spoon.

>>104120 This upsets and confuses the core.

The chosen core realizes that there is no spoon.

I can imagine practically all cinemas in mgc are basically adult movie theaters

>>104115 >everything feels fairly ordinary, excluding the oversized seats not all mamo can fill out the entire seat. you can get a discount if you take some of the leftover space... how do we get the measurements you ask? the mamo booking the seat provides them of course.

>>104124 The inside of that coil looks steamy and musky. I want in.

>>104120 I already do that but I would stop to not scare my manticore

finger the tail.

>>104127 it's all sticky in there though

>>104127 Will, molest her ears at the same time too

>>104128 that is nature's way of telling you to keep doing it.

>>104130 okay but i'm wearing a nitrile glove first

>>104131 >frustrated purring

>This just in >Anon sticks head in manticore tail pussy and says he does not want to leave

>>104133 A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

Adventurers have no choice to settle down if they are being caught by hebis

>>104135 I bet you could convince her to become an adventurer if you just argued using her own logic. >we can't remain in one spot, because that increases the chances of BITCHES AND WHORES finding us >if we want to keep on the move, we need income to support us >thus, Killing Bites Alternatively you can sing her I Can Show You the World

>>104134 Would. If had pixie dust.

I'm sorry Miss Hebi, it was wonderful but you were a one night stand.

>>104138 Yeah anon with that kind of talk you won't be able to stand again for your entire life.

>>104136 Only matter of time hebi take anon to their love nest and before he knew he already has 10 daughters

I saw a real fox today. It ran away as soon as it saw me seeing it, thus proving foxes are always up to no good. "For the wicked flee when none pursueth"

>>104138 Teasing a hebi like that is never a good idea

>>104138 >anon was then immolated by blue fire

anon cannot call idiotweasel out for being dumb if he's so electrificutified and horny that he cant think straight

>>104144 But what if I want to be covered in blue fire and white scales?

Succs to be you.

>>104145 When everyone's retarded horny no one will be.

What's the best mamono if I want to go adventuring with them instead of just settling down? An amazon, a salamander, or a dhampir seem like the obvious choices, but what other ones would be down for a life of clamoring through forgotten dungeons and mysterious forests and that other kinda thing?

>>104149 In the nation of retarded gooners, the zap weasel is queen.

>>104150 >down for a life of clamoring through forgotten dungeons and mysterious forests and that other kinda thing? >All that lost and forgotten knowledge Hakutaku and/or Owl Mage for sure, maybe Gremlins

>>104150 >An amazon, a salamander, or a dhampir seem like the obvious choices Ocelomeh, kunoichi, ochimusha or dragon are some good choices too.

>>104152 I could see the latter two, but a Hakutaku seems more the type to be hiring adventurers to retrieve info for her rather than get it herself.

>>104153 Those are all solid. God help you if you have all of them in the same adventuring party though.

>>104150 Valkyrie (she doesn't HAVE to fall), jinko, echidna (they're her friends' dungeons), wendigo if you're exploring mountains, vanilla centaur if you want to wander the steppes.

>>104154 She could just be the Indiana Jones flavor of academic. It's not too wild an idea.

>>104156 >Valkyrie She's a good one too, also I could see a cupid in a "misfiled paperwork, wrong kind of angel sent to the wrong place" situlation finding she likes being an adventurer

>>104156 I'm imagining a scenario where a man was fated to die but due to shenanigans and chicanery he survives, but the Valkyrie who came to claim him to Valhalla decides to stick around, and then they go on adventures together

>>104157 Yeah, you're entirely onto something there.

>>104160 Haku Croft

>>104158 A cupid would be a prime adventurer, since she's had some sort of military training, has a lot of experience with a bow, and can fucking fly. What more could you ask for?

>>104162 Someone who knows how to pitch a tent (and not just in my pants) and can start a fire

>>104158 When you're an adventurer, you can shoot as many things as you want and no one says anything. Her hotblooded hus--er, partner even likes it when she draws aggro from demon realm beasts. >>104163 Eros military training only involves making pillow forts and lighting candles, is that good enough?

>>104161 Haku Croft most certainly lives up to the proportions of the original character, doesn't she?

>>104164 >Eros military training only involves making pillow forts and lighting candles You realize that puff piece going around was written by a rata specifically to get naiive Order soldiers to attack Cupid bases, right? There's a reason Eros and Aries are very buddy-buddy.

>>104165 She'd make the original look modest. >>104166 Being bad at camping doesn't entirely make cupids bad soldiers, it just means they'd really like to share your camp fire... And tent. They thrive in more target rich urban environments anyway.

>>104167 Oh, absolutely. It must make all the acrobatics she needs to do pretty difficult, what with her massive tits and fat ass throwing off her balance.

>>104167 >They thrive in more target rich urban environments anyway. You say that, and the Makai kingdom keeps denying the existence of MONSOGV, when there's boatloads of evidence to the contrary. Didn't you hear about that Order Lieutenant Colonel that took a massive cupid arrow to the chest in the middle of their own territory? They still don't know where she was to take the shot, but rumor is the cupid in question spent three days crawling through snake-infested brush to get him.

>>104168 Actually, extra ass and tit mass can be very useful for acrobatics; in the right proportions and bodily positions their inertia can be useful to control the direction and speed of spins. It takes a lot of math to find the balance and core strength to utilize the weight, but it's worth it. Between her horns and, uh, rotational mass she's not good at fitting into small spaces though. >>104169 Next you're going to tell me about the Cupid who shot a king with an ice arrow. Get real, Anon.

>>104170 Really? I didn't know that, that's quite interesting. As for tight spaces, I imagine she either has her husband/adventuring partner go into the tight space for her, or uses telekinesis magic to grab it for her.

>>104169 Eros really isn't fucking around anymore, is she?

>>104170 >Next you're going to tell me about the Cupid who shot a king with an ice arrow. That was rata fake news designed to throw truth-seekers off the trail. I heard about it from that owl with the internet show, Alexia Jones. >>104172 >Eros really isn't fucking around anymore, is she? She never was.

>Anthropologist pyrow >She says you belong in a museum >>104172 Marry and reproduce. This is a threat.

>>104169 >snake infested Were the snakes in a solid state or a liquid state?

>>104174 >Pyrow blinks sloooooowly >her eyelids have FUCK and ME written on them

>>104173 >She never was. Well back in my day you'd never have seen battalions of Eros girls goose-stepping in the streets. The romance-industrial complex and militarization has gone too far, and I

>>104174 Was Eros Shinzo Abe this entire time?

>>104178 Like KC himself, Abe-sama represented a pre-portal leak of the MGE world into ours. To prepare us.

>>104175 Well, solid, the area is known for being infested with Pit Vipers. They say the lieutenant colonel picked the area specifically for deterrence, he was working in some new giant clockwork suit of armor. >>104177 You just never saw it, to the gods and monsters, Love and War are two sides of the same demon silver coin.

>>104150 >ultralight >packs easily >multipurpose The ultimate backpacking wife

>>104181 Don't forget to bring a towel!

>>104164 >cupid adventuring partner >shoots arrows at everything and randomly aggros enemies >still a deadpan expression while doing that >uses pillow fort training to make sandbag walls

>>104021 hug the plant de-smug the plant see her smug smile melt into a happy smile happy family with shortstack plant wife

>>104180 >"We need to get past this gua-" >thwap >"She's over there." >... >"Look, this can't be your solution to every situation."

>>104185 meant for >>104183

>>104185 >Cupid comes armed with noise-maker arrows >and water arrows >and rope arrows >in essence she's just equipped like Garret from Thief Does she even work at the Temple of Eros anymore

>>104187 Eros is the god of Love, not the god of Respecting Property Rights.

>>104185 >"Look, this can't be your solution to every situation." <"...False."

Not going to lie, living in some weird version of MGE Eros wolfenstein and slinking around like in Thief where being seen/caught leads to hot, kinky sex/love would be really fun

>>104171 >that's quite interesting. It's the basis of Calcium Mist Style Cow Fu. If you'd like a demonstration, one can be arranged.

cheshirington, although you may be cringe.

>>104192 I won't ever say no to the chance to see massive cow tits, even if it sounds like they're somehow going to be used to kick my ass.

>>104194 This is the kind of adventurous spirit that gets a man a wife with giant tits and somehow also a tight stomach. Well met.

>>104195 Thanks, but I honestly kinda prefer it when there's a bit of a soft tummy to go with the giant tits, it goes together more naturally. Won't say no to a tight stomach, though.

>>104181 Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

>>104196 Too much meat around the waist for an athletic woman feels wrong too, though. Taut feels like a decent middle ground between the soft belly cow tits imply and the typical "how does she have abs" art you often see for fit anime girls.

Hmmm manti's abs, I bet massaging them will make her purr or enter agro

>leafanon signs up for the "MAID" program because he wants a kiki to molest >next day he hears a knock on the door >it's not a Kiki, but a Lich >and she's not wearing a maid outfit either

>>104202 >>and she's not wearing a maid outfit either that can be fixed

unfixable monsters

>>104204 A hellhound would fix me though.

>>104204 What's wrong with Cheshire?

>>104202 Good enough but she needs kot's ears and tail too

>>104205 >It's just a titania >She's using weights men would find respectable though

>>104207 She is not sleeping in my lap.

>>104207 What's wrong with me? oh anon you should know there's plenty wrong with me.

I want to be captured by the mamono army and interrogated by an outrageously thick demon in a too-tight military uniform.

>>104212 >demon grabs chin and forces eye-contact <"Now you're going to tell me everything I want to know, aren't you?" >be way too far gone already >"...yes" <"Good boy. Be a dear and do TRY and resist, won't you?"

>>104213 Yeah, that's pretty much how it would go; I would try to resist, I think, but less out of pride and more out of wanting to see what techniques she'd use to get me to talk.

>>104216 The tragedy of being a sub. Wanting to experience the thrill of being broken with them going all out and bringing out all the toys, but realistically going to heart-pupil after the first make-out session. The one problem even the DL and Eros can't solve.

>>104217 A flayer or phantom can give you what you seek.

How would a chesh 'extract' information from someone? What I mean to say is how would she "interrogate" them? How would she, how do I say, `put the screws in` an anon? Put another way, how would she mmm - persuade - to give up some incriminating information?

>>104218 Well, duh. She threatened to stop shocking his testicles if he stopped spilling the beans!

>>104219 A flayer, I can see, but how a phantom?

>>104223 >This power blurs the line between fantasy and reality for the person to whom it was transmitted, and it's so powerful that the man will be convinced that he's actually one of the characters in their fantasy tale. It's even said that sometimes, it not only affects the man who was targeted, but the people around him as well, dragging them all into the phantom's wild fantasy. They're one of the two best monsters for playing games of pretend. Arguably the best because they can just suck multiple people into their fantasies and assign roles.

>>104224 >The Anon Parable

>>104220 Purrjob, yes I just want it

>>104224 Oh, shit, yeah, it's been a while since I read that entry in the Encyclopedia; I knew that illusion magic was their shtick, but I'd forgotten it was that powerful. Well, bring it on, then; let's make sure that the outrageously thick demon in a too-tight military uniform has something to work with.

>>104219 You're right, the DL really did think of everything. Never stood a chance.

>>104229 Thank fuck Big Sister is watching over us and defeat is victory when it comes to monsters. I certainly wouldn't have a chance of actually winning. My weaknesses are too many, my needs and desires too simple.

>>104222 He would probably get along with her better than a tech enthusiast Anon would.

>>104230 It do be like that. I'd fold for a warm hug and a nice meal. Love is Truth Surrender is Freedom

All the Thought Police would have to do is smother me with a big enough pair of tits and I'd be Big Sister's most loyal subject for all eternity.

>>104232 Sharks are cats Dragons are cats Pyrows are cats

>>104233 >It really is this simple >Your sufficiently stacked monster carer will craft Machiavellian schemes to make you submit anyway >It makes them wet or something

>>104220 Invisibility stalking carefully constructed jokes to force a freudian slip drugs free event tickets dinners normal glowshire activities

The only rack I care about is a pair of big, meaty horns.

>>104238 You should also care about squat racks. Those are very important.

>>104238 >>104239 and ribs and servers and steering racks and coats and of course titties

>>104240 >and ribs >deem master of the barbecue pit oh my

>>104241 >Ghouls who love swapping spits >It's a collaborative rotisserie exercise >Everyone has a different interpretation of the intended flavors so you get something unique every time, it's nice

I should be the one interrogating, nothing makes sense since mamonos took over

>>104243 Sounds like someone isn't getting enough aftercare. Your spousal unit has been notified; please do not resist.

> Be Sabbath Oniichan > Take Witch wife shopping > She demands to ride in the cart

>>104246 I can't blame her, I still want to ride in the cart, I'm just too big. If she throws a tantrum over the cereal we buy she's getting a spanking though, and not the sexy kind.

>>104246 it's a weird feeling riding backseat on a broom

>>104247 >She LOOKS young >But her cereal desires are anything but >Oats, Oats, Oats >Bran Flakes with Extra Bran >Just a shitload of grain in a box >She HATES that Anon eats a steady diet of Wurm Gems, which is just minerals, sugar, and artificial flavors

>>104204 You forgot malefs.

>>104251 Malefs don't need to be fixed.

>>104242 >Ghouls who love swapping spit This is so fucking hot for some reason, this is why having at least 2 wives is a must

>>104252 malef did nothing wrong and her ethos is sound

I can’t sleep. Send monster with gigantic club to knock me out.

>>104256 Bad idea, demon silver clubs will only make you horny for the entire night.

>>104256 How about knocking one of these up?

>>104259 >it's a fucking horse Holy shit.

>>104260 That horse is amazing and I'd like one. I'm going to headcanon away that bit about polymorph always dropping during sex though.

>>104261 I dunno, Nightmares are cute. She can be a horse, I guess. I wonder if she'd enjoy getting her hooves done.

>>104256 Best I can do is calling the nightmare police to beat you with their silver billy clubs.

I could use the hug police

>>104262 She can be a horse. Just, you know, options are good.

>>104266 >Anon keeps trying to get his hoss wife to polymorph into a Gardevoir

>>104253 Cumswapping is extremely erotic too, specially when they are lolis

>>104261 i don't think they need two pussy

Don't fucking touch me you filthy casual

>>103614 >>103615

>>104271 IMPressive!

>>104269 Well, spiders don't need seven, but she gots what she gots.

>>104256 >>104264

>>104271 Imp is a cute. Cute I say.

>>104274 >"This is our town, and bedtime is by 10pm SHARP. You best be sweet dreaming when I come check or me and the girls are going to have a restful chat with you, if you catch my meaning."

>>104277 Ooh! Will they read me my favorite bedtime story, "Go the Fuck to Sleep?"

>>104113 hebi is such a spectacular girl, her least notable features are that she's a 17 foot long serpent monster with fireball powers

>>104278 Yes, and gently full-body tackle you into the bed to tuck you in.

>>104164 >>104183 >>104185

>>104281 She really seems into this. A bit scary, honestly.

>>104281 shes pretty intimidating, i like that in a woman

>>104281 She's got her sights set on (You)

>>104274 Explain this filename to me. Piru means devil in my language :D:D >>104271 Kinda like one of these

>>104271 >>104274 >>104281 Latenight is a treasure.

>>104285 >Explain this filename to me. It's a reference to the anime "Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan".

>>104287 I see, so it's like that

>>104271 >filename I'd love that, little miss. Shall I buy you a drink?

Tell me a story

>>104291 >"THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED GOLD RODGER, WHO WAS KING OF THE PI-"

>>104291 So then I says to Mabel I says

>>104291 a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

Is this what passes for journalism these days?

>>104268 They should be holding hands, squeezing her faces together cheek to cheek while grinning mischievously

squirrel girls get punished by not having snikers

>>104291 Once there was an anon who was sick of all the cats, so he went on a safari to find exotic new monsters. But when he got to the savanna, he found that it to was full of cats.

>>104291 Have you heard about Sir Kevan and the squid?

>>104291 Man travels the multiverse to look at all the ways he met his waifu. Some.of these are very creative and unexpected

>>104096 waking up every morning tailed and resting in the same hound bosom you slept in

>>104301 But is it? Can a man ever sleep in the same hound bosom twice? The hound tits of Theseus. Always changing, growing fatter, sometimes sweatier, sometimes fluffier.

>>104291 once upon a time, a knight met living armor that liked eros, and they did good eros deeds across the land, the end

>>104303 what the fuck, I've been working on that for 3 years, don't spoil it how did you get on my computer?

Remember to not download any suspicious succuviruses. But you should download credulous succuviruses.

>>104302 <A man does not sleep in the same hound bosom twice. For he is not the same man and she is not the same hound. -Heraclitoris

the are two strategies >1. the succubus lures a man into spending the night with her 2.the succubis just mounts him there and then

>>104309 >Strategy 2 >The succubus mounts anon >She then realises he has no horns, and thus cannot steer him >The succubus dismounts from anon's back

>>104307 You know it's all over when the succuvirus starts referencing things in your secret folder.

>>104309 older sister slaps younger succ upside the head "That's not how mounting works idiot!"