>>112535 Perverts come in all shapes and sizes.

>>112536 Someone's gonna have to take the photo for her... Anon is complicit in fairy perversion.

>>112537 And I am guilty as charged!

Can you imagine an "ara-ara" hellhound?

>>112540 yes. old retired milfhound that thinks she is past her rape phase but if you bait her enough it'll rekindle that flame.

>>112542 She's the least perverted mamono imaginable! >Wife >Mom >Missionary position sex for procreation She needs to be more perverted, like the hat lady.

>I'm sorry anon, I lied to get your attention >I'm not a Mad Hatter, I only dyed my hair >I can't even monsterize due to a rare genetic condition >I'll understand if you decide to leave me The fate of every hatter/dark mage fag

>>112530 This but with my auntster instead

>>112518 What species would Osaka be? Hardmode: no Wurm

>>112546 Hatter

>>112546 >Hardmode: no wurm sums up life

>>112548 TRVKE

>>112549 >Overlay heatmap of reported happiness with wurm residences >can clearly see, in the data, that wurms act as happiness nukes in the areas they live

>>112543 That's an easy fix, just introduce them to each other; hatter and kiki will become fast friends due to their similar nature and before you know it kiki will be the biggest pervert you've ever seen.

>>112551 >I cannot possibly wear a hat THAT fancy and audacious in front of mastah

>>112462 If the moth didn’t want to have a fat ass she wouldn’t be a moth in the first place.

>>112553 Just give it time, before you know it Kiki will be wearing hats bigger and fancier and more outrageous than could be imagined, which she will insist on wearing during any and all bouts of lovemaking. Also, she's gonna get a whole lot more curvaceous but that's probably because of all the tea parties she goes to with Hatter.

>moth finds hatter clothing and hat >eats it >anon now has to deal with moth off her fucking face on psychedelics

>>112544 Disgusting.

>>112558 Yea that's why I keep saying, those human "mamono" were a mistake and should have been retconned into something else or erased. If you can't handle even pointy ears on your girl, you have no business reading a MONSTER GIRL encyclopedia.

>>112544 You can reliably distinguish normal women from dark mages, hatter and the like by whether she is interested in you. They will also be way above average. So if a girl who looks several orders of magnitude out of your league acts very interested and not immediatelly grossed out you know you found one of them. You probably won't even have to wonder since they are likely to put moves on you first.

>>112544 She is cute. If someone like her is going this far for me of all people then she really must be into me or this a very high effort scam or attempt to sell me something. I am sure an audience with the Queen of Hearts could fix her, just bomb her with mana ball or something. Failling that there is always Greila to check her up.

>>112544 Mad Hatters don't even come from humans, they're matangos who the QoH mutated because they were ignoring her >>112560 >human mamono were a mistake Stop trying to make Ms. Zombie cry, she is doing her best

>>112544 >>112560 You CAN tell these tards are outsiders.

>>112563 If you put a hat on a human lady she becomes... >fashionable >another hatter!

>>112560 No, your stupid scenario is disgusting

>>112553 but what if mastah requests that kiki wears something fancy and audacious and easy to take off when needed? we can call it a "new work uniform with all the necessary conveniences" ifit would help her feel better.

>>112569 A Kiki does what her mastah orders.

I reckon if you drink enough tea and huff enough hatter muff you can replace every myelin sheath inside your body with mycelium

>>112571 This happened to that Tarzan kid in Avatar 3

>>112572 so neural connecting with hat via shrooms? hot. very hot.

>>112569 I want to offer nice hat to my maids

>Give a single hat to your maids >It's the sex hat >Only the maid who wears the hat may suck your penis

>>112522 Imagine asking for momyip and watching her freeze up as she achieves fission in her cheeks.

>>112569 That line will get any kiki to wear anything. It's the ultimate key to unlocking kinky maid/master kinky cosplay sex

>>112552 Heaven

attention: cow

>>112581 Attention: COW ('eepy)

>>112582 Creepy *

>>112581 >touch the cow >do it now

>>112585 if i can still move i have not been grasped by enough ushis

Attention: COW (maid)

>>112261 >>112311 And thus the Ice Queen's cries for a husband wen unheard as do the fierce gales and snow falling upon her domain; her blizzards increase with intensity, skies darken for 30 days of night, and if you listen closely you can hear a soft, gentle sobbing coalescing in the winds

>>112588 Sorry Ice Queen, but the power of gyarus are too strong. Become one and I will be an ice faction loyalist.

>>112588 Has she tried warming up her kingdom? At least enough for a good ski trip.

>>112590 A ski lodge run by a comfy Ice Queen would be a nice place, with plenty of onsens and fireplaces to warm up