Will they eat all the eggs if offered?

>>111452 you were warned pregnancy will do weird shit to your brain!

>>111509 Maybe she's got a night shift or something.

This but with slimes. Slimes are gross.

>>111505 Everyone always says "wyvern," no one ever says "howvern."

>>111512 I say "we-vern" because there's no "I" in it.

>>111512 So does that make whenverns residents of the colorado rockies?

Whovern? Damn.

>>111513 >there's no "I" in it. Well, there should be. Wiverns for everyone! For each man a wifern!

Dead hours

Isn't the correct form wheryverns dare?

>>111518 oh bother

A monster's best feature is her neck fluff.

I'm hugry. Hugry for Bogie.

>>111522 >it's dangerous to go alone, take this

>>111523 I wonder how she would feel if i hand it back to her filled with my cum.

>>111524 I hope for your sake you waited until you were ready for the next round.

>want bogie to scare me shitless and correct me massively with extreme methods >also don’t want to be a piece of shit She’s just going to pat my head and call me cute for wanting to be a bad boy.

>>111525 Uhh, suppose i didn't. What would happen?

>>111526 I'm sure she can find some inconsequential and harmless sin she can use to tease and correct you.

>>111528 I guess I did leave the toilet seat up.

Have you considered getting lost in the bamboo forest?

>>111530 Not really on my list of concerns, no. Bamboo doesn't grow here, you see.

>>111530 Pros >? >Cons >Lost in a bamboo forest I don't see the point.

Bamboo horrid invasive species ruins gardens

>>111533 beetles will take care of that infestation

>>111533 Smug running bamboo alraune that overtakes your garden and even makes shoots pop up inside your house...

>>111536 💢

>>111536 I need a claustro or troll to protect my garden. >>111535 Or a bamboo bruising boog.

>>111539 >bamboo bruising boog. Sounds kinky.

>>111530 Yes and let the nekomata lick my wounds

>>111541 Nekomata was infected with baby rabies and anon died from rabies, RIP

>>111542 Better dead than kotless

>>111543 But if you're dead you are kotless. Isn't it better to live too kot another day?

>>111545 I had kot but if stop having kot, why live?

>>111546 Undead kot.

>>111547 Undead cat bounce

>>111548 So a Jiangshi kot, then.

Should I make this a charm or standee?

>>111550 How big a standee are we talking here

>>111551 I'd say about 5-6 inches tall if it were to become a standee. Maybe taller if y'all want it taller.

>>111552 Might be cool at any rate

>>111550 I prefer charm but a standee would be cool. It's possible to buy one from you afterward?

>>111554 I actually got a shop that KC greenlit for me to sell mge charms and standees. So you can buy from there when it becomes available. You can find what I currently have at Skai_supply

>>111550 The tail would make for a neat stand

>core stand I hope she does the silly jojo pose too.

>>111555 I didn't knew, will get the kots

It is Tuesday. You must wait until koturday. In the meantime, enjoy a ghoul or other monster that chews.

>>111559 No! Kots or death!

>>111560 Anon you are an impetuous whelp. You will get a doggo at this rate

>>111561 oh no

>>111550 Standee, definitely.

>>111561 I hope it is the Tism doggo.

>>111561 Remember that foxes are canids too

>>111565 They are just cats on dog hardware

>>111565 i sure hope no rude fox takes all those levels i worked so hard for

>>111562 Weebs, translatio?

>>111562 Kikis alone are so versatile.

>>111568 キキ means kiki hope that helps

I hope it’s one of those ghoulhounds.

What would an MGE horror game look like? Two examples come to mind: 1. First-person game where player is hunted through manor by beeg fox/kikimora/wight. 2. Obligatory Five Nights With Freddys knock-off, with a cast of various monster girls. 3. Resident evil clone with various varieties of MGE undead.

>>111572 alien isolation but it's a manticore pretending she doesn't notice you

4. a game where anon learns how to count to two with a vampire that is hiding a big secret

>>111573 Honestly, a horror game where the main stalker enemy actually knows exactly where you are and is deliberately toying with you would actually be pretty damn scary.

>>111572 human girl (that likes you)

>>111576 nothing a cup of funny black liquid can't fix

>>111574 Should have added this is like one of those creepy edutainment games that have become more common. Would work with a haku or bogie too.

>>111572 I'm all in for Resident Evil

>>111579 >stuttering glowie anon trying to escape singing zombies mite b cool

>>111567 Give one-tailed lolifoxes spirit energy, it's free and she can convert it into levels herself

>>111572 Dating sim but all the heroines are your family members, the auntster is both the tutorial and the secret route

>>111572 The true horror is not having a monster wife.

>>111579 Crimson heads? More like crimson head-givers

>>111584 >have to cum on defeated zombies to keep them from coming back as crimson heads

Ghoul is biter than zombie tho

>>111572 >>111575 You guys remember Miasmata, that game where you're triangulating your way around some island while being stalked by some unknown, dead quiet predator where your early warning signs of it being nearby were things like the birds going silent? Give me a bunyip version. Sometimes you'll turn around when things go quiet and you'll just see the eyes off in the distance because she can't work up the courage to pounce you.

Rust but it's all naked monsters chasing you with spears

>>111562 >he did so much unspeakable debaucherous things to his poor, demure, submissive maid that he maxed all her stats out in 1 year That poor kiki, suffering in silence. How could any master be such a callous scumbag as to put his hands on his help? We have to save these poor, abused souls! Rise up against the tyranny of Babayaga and Maid academy that spreads this pain!

>>111590 Did he max out the kiki's stats or did she max out his? It was kind of hard to tell from what google translate spit out.

>>111591 The latter, I think.

>>111588 I remember this game! I always meant to play it, but never got around to it; you're absolutely right, a bunyip would fit perfectly into it.

ok. So after carefully collating your interests, I’ve come up with the perfect monster >an undead >cat fox dragon chimera >maid >hag >ancient evil >…who is also your relative >with cow tits

>>111572 da ocean

>>111594 Perfect, ship it.

>>111594 red hair is important

>>111595 >Subnautica but sex

>>111594 That is actually accurate. You got me.

>>111595 Iron Lung but the creepy sounds are coming from all the lonely ocean monsters gooning and trying to entice you to leave your sub and fuck them until miss Kraken loses control of herself and jumpscares you

>>111594 You forgot tomboy

>>111594 I'm a simple man, a maid with cowtits will do. She can even be an actual cow if that makes things easier.

>>111601 Your greed knows no bounds

>>111562 I wonder how much difficulty this Kikimora has performing her usual duties with such colossal knockers. Like, it must be difficult sweeping or mopping when you can't see a good portion of the floor in front of you and it must be incredibly difficult trying to dust with such heavy weights throwing your balance off.

>>111604 have you seen her horde of little kikis(big)?

>>111604 With sensibly designed decor she could just wrap a towel or several around her chest and make them help her dust that way.

Flattymora toils all day with no sex while cowmora just has sex all day. It’s not fair!

>>111530 >>111532 just because men dosent return from there, dosent mean they're lost.

>>111608 would go to wonderland

>>111607 Flattymora needs to go visit her local Dark Mage and get her hands on a potion or two to even the playing field.

>>111610 >anon now has 2 flattymoras

>>111611 every maid team needs a cutting board and a washing board

>>111607 Has she considered not being flat? Surely Baba Yaga has a tonic or two for that. >>111610 Her playing field is already perfectly level. That's the problem.

stupid thoughts with monsters I had this idea of a knight dramatically fleeying a town becoming a demon realm halo-3 ending style

>>111615 What is he, fuckin' gay?

>>111615 what would the monster girl equivalent of the Gravemind be?

>>111617 The big MILF tentacle in a tentalce forest >There is much dirty talk, and I have listened through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk, and you shall listen.

>>1116so a dramatic wagon/horse run while tentcles and spikes of demon energy happen around him and monsters try to get in his way?

>>111607 That's okay, I'll lick and tease her nipples as a reward for all her hard work so that her tits may grow

>>111616 He's not fuckin' anything, that's the problem Chief and Doomguy have. We need to get them some living armor, stat.

>>111621 >Your architecture is not that different from the Autumn's <Don't get any funny ideas What do you think Chief and Cortana meant by this shameless flirting?

we need water to counter the heatwaves

>>111623 i like thinking about dark undines full of lascivious intent evil water

>>111624 Evil Water, wasn't that OPM villain?

>>111621 ...does that mean Gordon Freeman's HEV suit is already cursed?

doomguy gets a bun

Reverse horror game: mamono getting hunted down by an anon

>>111628 Some girls want to be chased as foreplay, I guess

>>111628 i'd watch a series about a bunch of ghosts and supernatural monsters going to abandoned/haunted/cursed locations to look for proof and evidence of human male

>Reverse rape? >So shower, aftercare, then sex?

>>111630 >human boy has been here <how do you know? >video essay dropped

>>111627 A deem could be fun though. He could rip and tear that pussy up every night.

>>111621 In the 2016 nuDoom doomguy was said to have an "impregnable" suit of armor so I guess she just need to stop beating around the bush and get to it

I recently moved into the suburbs of MGC. I did not have a chance to view the property before moving in, but I was assured there was nothing that could rape me inside the house. There were pictures and everything. No ghosts or hidden traps or mimics or anything. Yet when I go to inspect my garden, there is this smug little bastard growing at the foot of it. She lives in the house next door, but apparently her roots spread into my garden and so she insists she has every right to grow there. She is slowly inching towards my property. Her tendrils reaching ever closer. It is salami tactics. Soon she will have my entire garden and then will be in my house. I have to have good ventilation and wear a mask outside because of the insufferably intoxicating smell. She is smug, has a threatening aura about her and I just know if I get too close she'll assault me (in a sexual manor). I am not plantfood. I am a man, and this monster , whatever her name is, has no right to eat me. What can I do? If there are any deem lawyers, what is my legal recourse? No trolls please, unless you are a garden variety troll.

>>111635 no she's a protected species so you're stuck with her

>>111628 >an extremely shy anon pursuing a wight in her own castle <"um-m-m... Ms. Wight? C-- Can I hold your hand, please?" "It... feels so lonely in my home..."

>>111636 She's not even a native species. She just moved in and cause there aren't many claustros in these parts 'whoops!', critically endangered species. Anyway, if she is on that list, then that means her kind isn't having any sex. lol.

>>111635 Fight fire with fire: surround your house with redwood saplings. Maybe some nice bamboo. NO ONE will live on your property if you can't.

>>111636 You mean "invasive" species, right? Though I'd bee glad to pull that weed out and deal with her myself if she'd be growing into my lawn like that.

>>111641 No, protected species are a different kind of menace. The kind that gets Ranger Hound involved if you fuck with them (in a non-lewd way). Birds are really bad about abusing that, I hear.

>>111643 So what you're saying is that attempting to uproot that weed (don't worry it won't kill or hurt her, I've researched that to make sure) summons a hellhound wife so I could have threesomes with her and the claustro?

>>111644 >Claustro and hellhound threesome Does she like the taste of dog? Does the hound mind get acid on her? If both yes then you are FUCKED.

>>111644 Why do we always assume that monsters just stop existing if they're not single unless they're we'd to (you)? Ranger Hound is married and takes her job seriously, you'd get bonked over the head with a demon silver billy club and used to fertilize the plant. Environmental protection is srs business.

>>111646 >waking up and the first thing you smell is claustro acid >the first thing you feel is the warm melty musky wet flesh of her trap >first thing you see is that DUMB FUCKING PYRAMID SMILE >oh no >OH NO <oh yes ~

>>111631 chugging stamina potions and proneboning hellhounds all night

>>111647 You mean her AWESOME FUCKIN’ PYRAMID SMILE, right?

>>111646 I didn't settle in a region with married hellhounds.

>>111649 Sure. >Smug claustro resting on her plant while it milks you silly like claustro #2 >Can't see inside but your muffled moans are encouraging >Picks her teeth mockingly as you cum

>A-ahem. >REAL LIFE IS AN IMMERSIVE SIM! YOU CAN MAKE PROGRESS BY STACKING BOXES! EVERYONE DO YOUR BEST TODAY! Such is the life of a forklift operator under Anubis supervision. She tries hard to motivate.

>>111651 I don't know if I want to go into the alraune forest, I'm not a fan of orgies.

>>111628 This perfectly describes a cockatrice's daily routine

>>111653 That's fine. You will find one in a quiet area by a nice spring and there is plenty of privacy in her sacc/trap/plant

>>111652 I prefer to follow the sphinx path, sleep on the boxes

>>111654 Meep-meep

>>111655 >a harem of shy bee girls and an alraune

maybe ms claustro won't be so smug after i brush her teeth

>>111572 Resident Evil but the mansion is that Hagville mansion greentext from a couple of threads ago, in which the STARS team of anons are getting hunted and ravaged by hags while trying to escape from that game Plot twist: they can't escape in the end

>>111659 >And who the fuck do you think you are? <I'm your dentist. >For a nerd, you approach me very confidently <I can't inspect your cavities without getting closer >Then come as close as you like Dentist song from Little Shop of Horrors

>>111650 You didn't think you settled into a house with single claustros either, but look where you find yourself.

MGC houses with overgrown gardens due to plantgirls are prime fixer-uppers

>>111663 Ugh, no way. I'm hiring a plant relocation service, one with lots of trolls.

>>111664 they have relocated into your bedroom

thats why you buy refubuished, the types thats been recently moved out or something

>>111666 you can just sneak into a monster's mansion and bum one of the many rooms they aren't using

>>111666 But then you pay a premium. Don't you want the satisfaction of conquering your garden and taming it into a lush, diverse, but navigable paradise?

>>111572 Silent Hill but in the end it turns out your adopted daughter is a baphomet with amnesia.

>>111665 Not mine. I would find a way to thank those extremely helpful troll movers though...

>>111670 >you can give them a flower from your plant wife and then thank them while you fuck your plant wife silly. fine. you can have your troll movers. the soil ph was all wrong in your garden anyway.

>>111671 And just like that everyone was happy. The irony of me using a floral air freshener after all that work removing flower girls isn't lost on me though.

>>111671 trolls and plants should get along

>>111673 I should frequent the claustro bakery.

Swimming in Desert Kingdom rivers is perfectly safe. The croc girls living near them are very friendly and love cuddling. The are just a bit aggressive about it.

>Claustro harajuku style crepe >Green with cream and lemons and limes

>>111675 >be on a tour boat >hear a low rumbling >ask what that was <Oh that's just Gustavia. She's uhh. She's raped 300 men since 1987.

>>111677 to be fair it was 1 man 300 times

Do not feed or molest the alligators.

>>111677 >>111678 That's less than once a month. She's really gentle with her husband.

>>111678 It was also only rape the first time. He's still very vocal about it, gives the tourists something to get excited over. >>111675 >Chilling on the bank with /fit/ crocs and thicc hippos >Not a tanuki in sight because you're at the wrong type of bank >Also, because of the crocs

The desert is no place for a plant

>>111683 cactus

>>111684 Truly the most tsundere of plants.

>>111684 she is highly specialised. my claustro will be complaining and desmugged. my sacco will be warmed to deliriousness. my alraune will need constant attention.

>>111684 She'd be like an iron maiden with aphrodisiac spines.

>>111684 I knew a cactus once. Nice girl, but her family was full of pricks.

>>111684 You've heard of Horse Cripplers, now get ready for Man Rapers

The oasis plants are nice enough. A little TOO nice

ms honeysuckle kind of scary

>>111689 >Man Rapers And now I'm thinking of a Carolina Raper pepper girl. Anyway, we already have multiple species of man rapers and no one is ever ready for th

Hey, I recently moved into Hagville, and live next door to one of them Kunoichis. She's perfectly friendly to me when I speak to her, but every so often I catch glimpses of her staring at me from a distance and every then now and then I come from home in work it feels like there's been somewhere else inside the place, and I'm pretty sure it's her. Should I be concerned at all about her behavior?

>>111693 If you see her sneaking glimpses, and you can tell she’s been in your house, then there’s nothing to be worried about. it’s when you suddenly can’t see her sneaking glimpses and your house feels totally normal do you have a problem.

telling Dr. Flayer that I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy

Kunoichi can dangle from your ceiling for hours at a time just so she can drop her fat sweaty (extra sweaty from hanging there so long) ninja booty on your face the precise moment you wake up.

>>111662 Yes, single claustros AND single hellhounds. Amazing mix!

>>111694 Why is that, though? Does it means that she's finally made her mind up and has decides that she's going to make me hers, or what?

>>111701 It means ASSASSination attempt imminent. If you can’t see her, then she’s using her skills for real.

and to think, all those times i thought it was a simple spider kissing me in my sleep it might have been a villainous kunoichi instead

>>111703 A villainous spider ninja.

>>111702 Ah, I see. When the day finally comes that I'm to be crushed under fat Kunoichi rump, should I try to make a break for it or find somewhere comfortable to wait?

>>111675 It's not the crocodiles you should be worried about.

>>111706 they never warn you about the sandsharks

>>111705 It’s up to you. She would rather subdue you then take you to a safe place for interrogation. But if you pick a bed or sofa or somewhere comfy she may loaf on you for quite a while. Don’t huff too hard.

>>111706 I'm told I have no rhythm, I'll be fine. >>111708 >Don’t huff too hard. Instructions too difficult, huffed extremely hard.

>>111708 Being loafed on by a hag kunoichi with a huge ass sounds pretty ideal; thanks for the tip.

>>111709 >+1000 Poison >+Stunned >+Mindbreak >+Dependant >+Hypnotised >+Cushion >>111710 She's soft and squishy.

>>111711 Considering all the physical activity she must get, when as a hag, there's almost certainly a great amount of firm muscle underneath all that squishiness. Hell, there's a good chance she specifically exercises her ass to make it that much more effective as a weapon.

I want my queen to rest her head on my lap as i feed her grapes

>>111712 She will read up on whether anon is an ass man or boob guy, and then train accordingly. Mine would know like two dozen pins/holds/positions to press my face into her groin/ass

>>111714 >anon is an ass man anon with big ass?

>>111713 With your free hand casually resting on a regal titty this sounds like the life.

>>111713 >human woman with a snake I consign her to the trash bin, along with hatter and dark mage

Pearloli Kunoichi She's optimized for getting caught and also making you want to catch her after you catch a glimpse of her

>>111718 shes an undead

>>111718 Guess I'm going dumpster diving, even if the shroom isn't terribly upset about being there.

>>111713 Tanned undead are fine too

>>111673 Does having sex with that Troll counts as a threesome?

>>111723 the chimera conundrum

>>111723 Unprotected sex would be a threesome, if you wear condoms then only the troll counts and the tentacle/slime gets nothing

I wish for fat genie ass

>>>111726 I've always wondered, would a genie be offended if you wished for her to have a fat ass or big tits or whatever? Mamono usually undergo this sort of transformation after becoming married to someone, so she should in theory be open to it happening, but it feels kinda uncouth to outright ask it.

>>111727 The GALL of a genie to get offended over a sexual wish when she is the one that is always trying to monkeypaw wishes into sex. She lives to serve. She won't be offended in the slightest. She would prefer if anon asks for something that she can change which will make him hornier. Makes her feel like she's doing her job. They live to serve, but are tricky, dynamic and not always submissive.

>>111682 Ackshually hippos are mainly muscles and as a result so dense they have to "swim" by sinking and jumping under water because they don't float well. If they were fatty they wouldn't have that issue. So hippo girls would actually be EXTRA "beefy".

>>111704 No spider could ever be villainous.

>>111635 have you tried telling her to not act like a villain, because you're not attracted to villains? most plantgirls only spread their roots on their own property, so her spreading on your turf means she considers it hers, in the "we're married and are sharing everything" sort of way. You can't get out of the relationship, but you can influence how it goes.

>>111731 what about this one

>>111732 Are you saying negotiate the terms of my surrender? What could I offer that would keep her on my good side?

>>111729 They are still covered in fat though, that makes them bear mode, they'd still be thick.

>>111733 She’s just about the least villainous spider imaginable.

>>111736 The only way is up!

>>111696 > Go to bed at usual time, sleep soundly the whole night >Are awoken a couple hours earlier by something dripping on your face > Eyes adjust, see what appears to be a woman dressed in some sort of ninja outfit dangling from the ceiling right above you >Her absolute enormous ass is right above your head, the black silk covering it damp with sweat >You only have half a second for this to go through your head before the ninja woman drops onto you, her enormous butt landing right on your head > Your head is pinned to your pillow by its sheer mass, no amount of moving or shaking can get her off > Slap her on her ass, feel it jiggle, feel sweat fly as you do so > Realize that your body heat is making her sweat more, overpowering you > Suddenly feel her move around on top of you, realize that she's getting comfortable > "Are you doing all right down there? I'm in need of quite a rest after such a long night, so I'll need to be here for quite a while."

>>111738 What clan do I need to insult or pay to have this happen to me. >The intense heat, smothering silk-covered flesh and intoxicating sweaty reek of kunoichi butt poison your mind within seconds >An instant pink brainfog, like a smokebomb in your mind >Even though you just awoke from a deep sleep, you feel light-headed again >Chances of you pushing her off slipping away by the second >You'd fall asleep again if not for your pulsing morning wood >She instructs you, sleepily, to take deep breaths of her butt while she lazily polishes you off with a sweatdamp tabi footjob >drift in and out of consciousness as she repeatedly milks you, although the scent and heavenly cushion of her rear on your face is enough by itself to make you edge >can't even tell if she's awake >is she sleep raping you? >best night (day's) sleep you ever had >proper sex when you are both rested

>>111737 Yes, beeg spiders owe me uppies.

>>111739 Surprisingly enough, there's an app for that; just look up which clan you're prefer to hire, select yourself and specify whether you're an breast/ass/thigh man, and you'll be smothered under someone's posterior within 24 hours.

>>111741 Wow you can even hire non-kunoichi ninjas to do it! The wonders of modern technology. It’s almost too easy to get pancaked under an oni’s shinobi rear, suffocated beneath a kunoichi ass or facesat by a raiju rogue. You can specify a time, place, intensity and even what perfume they should wear/how sweaty they should be. Thats not even looking at their headscissoring or breast smothering offerings.

>>111572 I've got a few ideas in mind. >Dead Space but the ship is infested by MGs horny for dick. >MyHouse.wad where the player progresses into an increasingly lewd scenery. The electric box scene and the following burning house is replaced with a creepy basement with a secret entrance which turns the map into a zombie invasion scenario >Player entering an old asylum/abandoned mansion with nothing but a camera and has to survive the horny MGs there. >Player stuck on an old creepy ship, abandoned for 30 years, alone and surrounded by creepy human-monster hybrids. >The standard "Monster mana bomb drops on city, turns everyone into sex crazed zombie women and anon is one of the few surviving men" >Guy stays the night in a slightly creepy city, covered in mist, it's fairly OK during the day but at night creepy (and sexy) monsters get outside, hunting for men driven by sexual lust >SoNiC.ExE BuT WiTh MoNsTeR GiRlS

>>111741 the kunoichi dating app works by placing a hit on yourself

>>111572 Horror is a weird genre to pair with monster girls. Hmmm... >Anon has 5 monster girls pursuing him and they all LOOK human >Dark Mage >Dhampir >Kejourou >Kitsune-tsuki >Nurarihyon >The TWIST: They're all HUMAN WOMEN, and they're LYING to get a man. Anon's CHILDHOOD WYVERN FRIEND is the main character, and she's trying desperately to expose all these lies. Difficulty: No murders

>>111745 at least the resident evil thing where the nearly-foiled villain injects themselves with the virus to gain power makes more sense with mamano mana

>>111746 That's true. But she's just going to rape Anon after being boosted via mamono mana.

>>111744 As it should be. I’m too awkward to ask a monster assassin, hitman or mercenary to use her specific set of skills on me. An app works just fine.

My ideal mamono horror >Cute spooder >She hugs me

>>111745 Fake Kejourou is the easiest to expose, followed by Nurarihyon imposter and fox-spiritless woman. The remaining two are a bigger challenge. >>111746 Amazing case of fake it till you make it.

>>111750 OK, but hear me out: Anon is dumb.

>>111751 Wyvern-chan is a resourceful girl, she can do it.

>>111749 scared stiff

Wyverns are smart. Ok they are dumb but they are fast learners so they become smart.

>>111754 There should be more pics of wyverns being SUPER COOL and doing loop-de-loops and stuff while making WOOOSH sounds.

>>111755 Oh oh oh and they should learn magic and take special equipment like bright powders and flares and fireworks and shit so they can do AWESOME air shows while they fly

>>111756 Holy FUCK yes. That would be so fuckin' cool.

>tomboy wyvern draws massive heart with her flight >spots anon watching her with binoculars >does some swoop de swoops to show off >later, when sweaty and horny, dive bombs him, pins his shoulders down with her wings and savagely mauls (kisses and bites) his face >also territory marking with her sweaty wyvern boobs

>>111749 That spider is close enough to being a horror monster.

>>111761 fuzzy chitin is friendly and approachable

>>111763 >friendly and approachable Until she moves, anyway. That'll take some getting used to, but after that, cute spooder!

>>111764 The skittering is what makes the lady spider so EROTIC.

gonna drum on a turtle shell

>>111766 pocket turtles.

Send me to farm and let me milk the barn cats

What if the cow fed, groomed, looked after and milked you instead? Would you like that? Would you like Miss Mino to milk you with her hands?

Bizarro farm where you are the cattle and cows milk you. Note you must still milk the cows.

>>111774 One of these is not like the others.

>>111775 Yeah, the Holst is looking more shy than excited like the other two

>>111773 >>111774 Is this some kind of psy op? How much is big milk paying you to shill their man-cattle farms?

>>111775 miss holst has showered today?

>>111777 Too many cows. Not enough men. So the mootriarchy are expanding their appeal by advertising to subs and guys that would enjoy being bullied by like a dozen cows.

>Live on farm >Doted on by cuddly species of monsters >They also lick your face >Big warm and soft >Good at cooking >Food is free >Free milk >Nice countryside for long walks >Comfy farmhouse bed >Large variety of personalities and dispositions (and of the 4 cow species) >All you have to do in return is milk them regularly >(And agree to 4 hour intense milking sessions where you will be given milk + potions, raped and milked for three dozen orgasms if that was in your employment contract) >Only other con is constantly smelling of sweaty milky cow boobs

>>111780 Too much cow affects the brain, Soon you'll only be able to think about milking them.

>>111781 NTA, but I think about spider cows a LOT. Like a whole lot. Like maybe too much. So I think as long as I go to the Spider Cow Farm where I milk the spider cows, it'll be fine and not much changes.

I'll just go to the minofarm, which is a rowdy place full of aggressive tomboy minotaurs. It is messy and without discipline. All they do is eat, lounge, get drunk and do dumb feats of strength with tires and tractors and hay bales. They are outcast cows, sent away for not being milky and submissive enough like the humble holsts. I won't lose, no matter how loud or crude or beeg or strong or sexy they are. I certainly won't be licking any mino abs.

>>111783 >I certainly won't be licking any mino abs. The minos will realize that you want this so much that you can't stop talking bout it unprompted. And they will constantly be getting those abs all sweaty, or "accidentally" spilling ice cream on them, or loudly wishing they had husbands who could "tongue bathe them into oblivion" and then smirk at you knowingly. I sure hope you've thought about that, Anon.

Fools are those who think they can overpower the bovines. Those hulking masses of fat and muscle are only submissive as long as they can get all they need from you. Food, shelter, attention, as long as their wants are met they will stay peaceful. But if it's not, they have plenty of means to get them by themselves. So be aware, whenever a holst seems to stare at you, she's sizing you up, measuring on what she'd need to do if the day ever comes. Calculating, if the effort of toppling you would be less than to continue working under you.

>>111785 I want to sleep on Beeg Ushi like she is a fluffy bed and then make pancakes in the morning.

>>111784 I’ve thought about it. But I must remain resolute. If one finds out they all find out. And then they will start calling me “sweat rag” and bullying/teasing me and calling me a pervert. And they will find any and every excuse to rub up against me or shove my face into their abs, and probably elsewhere like armpits or ass or tits. They expect me to lick those areas as well, and they’ll start milking me while they do it too. I am gonna get dragged into their changing room barn after every wrestling competition. I am going to be drenched in them. I am going to reek so bad of tomboy cow sweat. Every night squeezed and cradled by at least two of them. Life of the farmhand I guess. That and milking the Minos and giving them sports massages. I will enjoy every second of it.

Love fluffy ears

>>111788 Cow has fluffy ear sometimes

>>111788 Would too

>>111790 This is spider cow erasure and I won’t stand for it!

mino going to go into confused idiot cow mode when I obsess her fluffy fuzzy legs and cute hooves. >>111792 ushi are cute. hmm maybe I should get a cursed mino with oni blood in her that has to wear an eyepatch seal.

>>111781 cow

Mino ranching is very hard. So is ushi ranching. I would advise you start with holsts before attempting those. Hakus are an intermediary. Holst profiting is easy, as their milk is always in very high demand. An idiot could do it, but a smarter idiot can do it very well. Haku milk is in less demand and can't be passed off as holst milk, but it is still high quality. You will earn more by using their brains for schemes and consultancy. They require mental stimulus, so go near towns and libraries and universities. Mino profiteering is dependant on you needing lots of physical labour (so an actual farm). They need more space than the other cows for their mazes and exercise. Ushi profiteering is hard. Their milk is high quality but an acquired taste. They can rack up hefty property damages if not careful. You need terrain and housing suitable for their strength and bodies. Often they are in isolated mountain communities so transport would be difficult, but ushis make good all terrain vehicles. Their strength can be sold, as can their silk and leg hairs as material. It goes without saying that any cow is dangerous, but minos and ushis have the smallest margins for error.

>>111795 people are sleeping on barometz ranching wool, jelly and milk all from one convenient source

>>111796 Non bovine ranching is outside my wheel house. I know a bit about sheep and orcs/horcs. If nothing else consider buying some sheared sheep floof blankets. Everyone should use them. So soft.

>>111797 everything is a cow if you believe

>>111798 This is a worse classification than the BUNK cat detector.

>>111799 i cannot refute the power of a cowprint bikini and cowbell when applied to mamano

>>111800 If I put those on an ogre or oni it’d probably fool a mino. Or it wouldn’t but she’s not gonna argue if they wanna wrassle.

>clueless anon introduces red oni in cowprint bikini to his mino herd >hilarity ensues >runtime: 360 minutes

>>111802 >im not sure I should introduce you to the others… <what? Why? >well, it’s just uh… the colour of your skin… <t-they’re racist?! >what?! No. Just uh… passionate. about red.

>Oni encourages minos worst impulses >Gets mino even more drunk, teaches her about clubs, zipangese cooking and curses >Mino encourages oni worst impulses >Gets oni even more aggressive, cuddly, down to wrestle and milky (also protects from beans) >Also red oni is the one colour that makes mino hyper aggressive and rapey Terrifying combination

>>111795 Hakutaku farming sounds like it would be considerably difficult just from how rare and reclusive they are; god knows how long it would take you to find just one or two, let alone enough to get a whole farm going.

>>111805 Inside of each Haku Taku is a tiny factory that creates more Haku Taku! Hope this helps.

>>111805 just make a library or something to attract and tempt them with knowledge

>>111807 >>111805 >please do not call our celestial seminars 'hootenannies'

>>111808 Proud hakus dont get to go to the honkytonk

>find work helping a lonely Troll lady with her vegetable farm >cozy life, the food is great and I also get free housing at her home >we end up having a lot of success with the produce >months later there's also gallons of fresh milk for sale at her stand >we even expand to dairy products like cheese and butter >but there are no cows at the farm

I must rape.

>>111811 Settle down, Miss Ushi. The spider slut anons are in another castle!

Good morning Winterstown, it's another snowy day with Rata-chan radio! If you can hear me through your yeti fur earmuffs, here are today's headlines! >Winterstown Wooly Mammoths hockey team celebrates 5th straight win, 3-0 over Frostbite >Ice Queen declares public health crisis amidst low population numbers, urges townsfolk in plain terms "have sex, reproduce" >Ice Queen amends previous commandment barring public sex due to risk of cold, approves of public sex with a minimum of one Yeti >Following this amendment a suspicious number of Yetis with flushed faces have been reported roaming the streets of Winterstown, this Rata recommends staying away from town square so you don't get snuggle raped! >Weather forecast today is a high of -10C and a low of -22C, our Glacies reporter tells me to expect dropping temps and blizzards continuing for the week as decreed by the Ice Queen, no doubt she's feeling the blues after that report! >If you need to stay warm, don't forget to stop by Whitehorn's Winter Wears in the main square of Winterstown! Fur coats, blankets, tail covers, stockings, all tailored in shop for any sort of monster parts! Ms. Whitehorn knitted me a new sweater last week and my shivers stopped as soon as I put it on, and she even knitted a cute scarf for our Glacies reporter! Whitehorn's Winter Wears, where the warmth lives That's all for the morning news, tune into our evening show with Ms. Whitehorn for more Winterstown happenings!

>>111814 Undead meidos are the best

>get into argument with salamander >challenge her to a fight >loser has to wear a maid outfit >somehow knock each other out at the same time I win right

>>111813 I see there is still a chronic underreporting on snow harpies flying men to the rooftops and forcing them to seek shelter from the cold in their plumage.

>>111817 Owls are known to fly silently, so it makes sense you don't hear much about snow owls capturing men.

>>111813 Wow, perfectly normal winter temperatures! It's like being back home before climate change happened!

>>111818 Fly silent, fuck loud. The owl way.

>>111812 What do you mean? They are literally right /here/. >>111786

if only there were a birb that is literally on fire to warm you up. a fire birb. a flaming birb. a forgotten flaming birb.

>>111816 A maid and butler cosplay sex session sounds like a win to me. Be sure to put as much effort into your uniform as you want her to put into hers!

>>111822 Ashy bird burned out

>>111823 she insists i wear the dress. she says I look cool in the suit and wants this to be a punishment. i pull on her cheeks and call her an idiot.

Are there any more of these caps about monster girl restaurants? I've looked through the archive but haven't had any luck.

>>111825 >"So you get to look cool in a suit while I get punished? Nuh-uh." I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you both wore suits, but imagine tomboy lizards with garter belts...

>>111825 She struggles with the maid uniform, her toned thighs keep snapping the garters.

>>111825 Wear the dress. Look silly. Look cute. Look like the squishy mage she loves. Let her bully you over it. Then make fun of how cute she looks in her own dress. Have sex and ruin the uniforms.

>>111826 Those are all.

>>111831 Well, that's a bummer; I'm always loved these for just how fun a concept they are.

>Make potions. >Sell potions. >Get hit on repeatedly by all the athletic soldiers and beastwomen and adventurers >they all need health potions, stamina potions, isotonic drinks and a bunch of other crap >all want discounts >all want the D >constant flirting like <“oh, can I get that special potion. The white one. You know the one I mean ~” <“Is that a bottle in your pants or are you just excited to see me?” >yes it is just a bottle. just take the health potion you bought already please Sooner or later they are going to claim me as their personal potion maker or something worse. I’m the best in the city. Lucrative profession but dangerous.

>>111833 It's your ingredient suppliers and rival potion makers you need to be on the lookout for. You know there's a dark mage somewhere in town doing the same thing and they do not play nice.

>>111834 >rival potion makers plotting >danuki ingredient suppliers wanting 'vertical integration' (nudge nudge wink wink) >demon angel investors with an asterix in the contract >actual angel investors with ulterior motives >regular customers (the whole shebang) >the Potion Executive National Inspection Service (PENIS) agents

>>111835 And occupational hazard monsters like these you tend to encounter while brewing potions and scouring archives and finding ingredients. Potion making is not for the faint of heart.

>>111833 Don't get me started on being a male magical engineer in MGC. THE only male magical engineer.

>>111814 i didn't know zombies knew how to breakdance

>>111810 Considering that all monsters in the end can lactate like cows, even Alps, and seeing that you are going to suck a lot of titties while growing up from your momsters, classmates, teachers, childhood friend, neighbors, coworkers, etc. I guess that in the end everybody ends up built like a steppe Mongolian warrior in his prime through adulthood

>>111834 > Open potion shop, become enemies with dark mage who also owns a potion shop on opposite side of town > Dark mage is a real asshole, constantly trying to ruin you or just fuck with you > Keeps trying to put a curse on your business, need to invest in protective charms to nullify them > Likes to spray your storefront with fake pheremones, driving all your customers into horny frenzies > Once released devil bugs into your store one night, called the health inspector the next day > Leaves disparaging reviews online about your shop, pretty sure it's all her since they keep recommending her shop and going into excess detail about how nice the owner's tits are > Every so often she gets drunk and walks over to rave at you, pretty sure she has a drinking problem

>>111832 You can always make more, or start the conversation yourself.

>>111844 Yes, I am fully aware that I can do those things; I'm asking because I figured that there would have been more of these in the past and I want to be able to save them in case this website/the archive goes poof.

>>111843 I just wanted to grill make potions... Maybe she'll chill out if I marry that nice Eros paladin who keeps complimenting me on how I look in a smock.

>>111833 If one ever gets too handsy just offer a them a shrinking potion and say it’s a sex potion. Deposit the angry but tiny sally or succubus or whoever in pants. Note. If she realises before drinking there is non zero chance you are forcefed potion and sent to panty/boob/butt jail.

>Brewing potions without a license big regulator deem is going to have some choice words

Monster movie idea: She's a Wonderful Wife >Depressed man is assigned as a rookie cupid's target >She shoots him with a black arrow instead of a regular one >Instead of running crying and lonely into some woman's arms, he gets turbo depressed and climbs a bridge >NONONONONONO >The Cupid now has to talk him down and show him how his death would affect those around him and how many ways he could find love from the fantastic women around him >It's a Valentines classic

>dragon zombie following Order hero down into the ruined city <"So what does this monster look like?" >"No one has laid eyes on it in thousands of years but the stories tell of a dragon with claws large enough to snatch up entire battleships and wings that blot out the sun when it takes flight. I'm sure I will recognize it when I see it." >meanwhile the Chief God herself is fighting the urge to go down there and yell at him >somehow the only guys who can resist corruption are the ones too dumb to recognize it

>>111851 >Hero given out of date/straight up incorrect information >Somehow it's his fault for not knowing he was meant to attack the nice lady with the skin condition and low body temperature >Even after she gave him tea Classic Chief God. Though really, being chill is working out in the dragon's favor. She might still have gotten the sword of she were being all arrogant and violent.

The CG is a failure! Her predecessors were at least competent at their jobs. She should just hang up the coat and go to the theatre with Eros. We will find a replacement CG.

>>111847 Unfortunately, the dark mage is very sensitive about her being single and she's going to double down on her crusade against you.

>>111854 Maybe it her potions weren’t so WEAK and INFERIOR and DILUTE and POORLY BREWED she wouldn’t be single.

>>111855 Actually, she's single because she has a drinking problem and all her dates end with her getting sloshed on cheap red wine and it gets real uncomfortable, real fast; her friends are very concerned and are thinking about doing an intervention.

>>111848 >give shrinking potion to manticore >get spined repeatedly and paralyzed by tiny manticore >tiny manticore examines giant penis for a moment >clamps her tail down onto the tip and begins working the shaft with her entire body

>>111856 It may be time to do the unthinkable: spike her drinks with a liver tonic that makes it impossible to get drunk. I hear it's banned in Zipangu.

>>111857 That’s my apex predator!

>>111857 Some pocket lamia could probably pull this off, too.

>>111857 >Get raped by a 5 inch manticore >Flaunts her victory by scaling your paralysed mindbroke body and planting her tiny if shapely butt right on your nose >Rubs in her victory >Plants her teeny tail on your lips good measure >Can taste how aroused she is >”Next time I’M drinking the shrinking potion” <ok. your funeral >? Shadow of the Corelossus

>Corelossus More like, coreloser. Lmao gottem.

>>111862 Rude. i hope a 5 inch core sneaks into your apartment and snusnus you

Consider bratty loli Griffon and being eachother's treasures despite the teasing and bants

>>111851 So she's nice enough to not rape and show around a poor hero? True saint

>>111857 Extremely hot, peak """femsub"""

>Scale the corelossus while avoiding her pawbeans and spines >Reach the mofu >Mant ambush

>>111826 C U T E U T E

I want a core that makes me feel like prey.

>>111870 Big fat manti tailbulb chomping on your head like that giga snail in one of those modern king kong movies

>>111871 You know I think head inside bulb might become my safe space. That and head between paws and head between boobs and head between thighs and head in mofu and head under ass.

>Extra sensitive ears to hear prey >Extra sensitive nose to smell prey >Extra sensitive eyes to spot prey >Extra sensitive paws to feel where prey has walked >Extra sensitive tongue to enjoy tasting prey >Extra sensitive.

Extra virgin too.

>>111874 I wonder if mantioil is good for cooking

>>111874 That's true, she does have an extra virginity that needs taking.

>>111874 Of course. The pussy is ONLY for you. She designs it over weeks and months after raping you with her tail pussy. So that when you finally fuck her regular vag, it is the single most perfect orifice your penis could ever penetrate.

>When they attack a man they always use their tails. They just keep sipping essence through their tail for a while after catching a man as though he’s nothing but prey to them, and they don’t use their vagina like other monsters. >A man’s essence taken in through their tail efficiently bonds with their body, and diffuses entirely throughout it. Even if they don’t suck essence directly through their genitalia, it reaches their vagina, uterus, the inside of her mouth, and even her fingertips. They become intimately familiar with the taste of the essence, and the shape of the penis of the man who will become their husband. Ultimately, it causes their body to be remade perfectly for their husband’s exclusive use so that they can pleasure him even more rapidly than usual and taste his essence. >After specializing every part of themselves for their husband in this manner, they will ravish him using their vagina for the first time. The sex on that occasion results in such great pleasure that both of them will no longer be able to live without it, and this is ingrained in their bodies. This, for sure, is proof of marriage to them. That’s how much their husband and sex with him is special to them, but they almost never speak of their true feelings. What a strange creature.

>>111864 imagine

The frog is cumming.

>>111877 >That moment when you realize that this means manticores intentionally edge themselves for months >They probably get off a little from the tailpussy, but she knows it feels nothing like her baby making hole will >Her friends all tell her as much and she can feel it in her soul and her womb >But she has to make herself perfect >That means months of holding back so she can finally use her manticoremaker at its peak >When the moment finally happens, she cums even harder than her man, who has been regularly getting off all that time >Pride dictates that she doesn't show it though Manticore? More like gooncore.

>>111882 making a manticore goon her brains out until she can no longer hide it

>>111881 One of the lewdest creatures.

>>111884 You KNOW she tongues herself all the time

>>111884 Her only skills are brick throwing and frog being.

>>111884 No mamono should have thighs as good as those

>>111885 I can hardly blame her.

>>111884 I want her in a threesome with a Troll, that way they are both well moisturized during the actions

SEX CHICKEN

>>111879 >imagine ...carrying her around the house looking for objects to fuck her on

Lich got a job as an editor at a VFX studio. She's working on a horror movie. You might think it an odd choice, but she's highly skilled at reanimating the dead.

>>111891 Definitely the type to monopolize your lap and refuse to get up.

>>111893 Honestly, same. But I would be in the lap of a cute spooder.

>>111894 Honestly, same. But I would be in the lap of a cute ogre. When you say 'lap of a spooder', what do you mean? The pedipalps?

>>111894 i would sit on the cephalothorax

>>111895 Yes! >>111896 Also yes! Look, she is beeg and floofy and I want to be constantly in contact with her so I know I am safe.

>>111821 >/here/ IT'S TRUE.

>>111893 >"Hmph, what's the rush? I don't want to get up yet" Later >"Hmph, I want to go one more time, don't get off of me yet"

i wish to view the ushi in her natural environment, doing ushi things

>>111900 Ushis do many things! Some even thrive in urban environments!

>>111900 a day in the life of ms ushi >wake up >brush away bed of furs and animals skins sized for 2 (for 1) >use her rough and fibrous silk to knit a potato sack >put it with the pile of potato sacks >dig out a section of burrow so her burrow is bigger >go outside >patrol her territory for human male >find no human male >hug a tree to practice hugging human male >tree splinters from the force, splits in half and falls over >find small snack on way home >drag 400 kg demonrealm boar carcass home, saving some as a sensible treat for later >knit a potato sack >put it with the pile of potato sacks >nestle into her 2 person sized bed (for 1) and put on second eyepatch as an improvised sleep mask >dream of human male tomorrow will be better, maybe

>>111902 NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED

did you know the arthropod abdomen has the perfect curvature for the human spine for a good nights sleep

need evil cat woman

>>111890 Sex Chicken gifs?

>>111905 In which part of wonderland can I find this type of Cheshire?

>>111907 chesires are always a guide to those who are truly lost, but follow the tail of hell into dark, yet darker forests at your own risk

>>111905 she looks friendly. I would pet her.

>>111909 Petting monsters just because they look friendly has to be the single most foolish thing a man could do.

>>111905 around blacks, never relax

>>111905 Why is her tail anal beads? Is that the evil part?

>>111905 Big cat for big sex

>>111905 Please auntie stop sending me nudes, I have work tomorrow and I need to sleep

>>111915 Aunties will keep flooding your inbox until Friday

>>111915 A pic or two a day wouldn't hurt

>>111916 >>111917 Imagine your auntster exposing herself and being nude around you as often as posible, making sure that she becomes your fap material while growing up until she has the chance to take all of your first times and maybe more

>>111918 I don't think I would be able to endure to adulthood without doing the deed with her

Thinking about undead pirate sharks

>>111920 thinking about dullahan sharks for max headpats

>>111921 anon she needs her head to bite. You’re just gonna boop and head pat and rotate her head. Let her nibble you.

Sharks are so cool. Shark hybrids and chimeras are even cooler. Imagine a tiger shark with kot tendencies, or a nightmare shark that bites you in your dreams.

>>111921 >>111922 You need a dullahan wife to be both big spoon and little spoon AT THE SAME TIME. And for the record, any mamono who marries me gets to bite me as much as she wants. I'm into that.

>>111923 Cursed cutlass that looks like a shork.

Wonder if a dullahan would eat herself out to masturbate.

>>111926 There are men who can suck their own dicks. At least one has explained that while technically you’re getting a blowjob, as a practical matter, it feels more like sucking a dick. So, I doubt a dullahan would be into licking her poonani on a regular basis.

>>111927 If you aren't flexible, the helpful dullahan can suck your dick for you.

>>111928 2 Flexible 2 Bi-curious

>>111919 Same, I think she would have given birth at least twice by the time I enter high-school, at least it's good practice for when I get a real wife

slightly defective vampire

This kind and mentally stable blue weasel has offered to help with my electric bills. Isn’t that nice? She really gave me the impression of a lady with dignity and class.

>>111931 Looks good to me.

>>111932 Don't believe it, she'll stick a fork in your outlet and just rack up a bigger bill

>>111934 If she does that she’s going to fly across the room. Bad weasel. Stick to tits.

sure, weasels are pretty active while they're awake but they also sleep like 18 hours a day

>>111936 Imagine the cuddles. Imagine the zap fluff. Imagine the spooning (conductive metal spoons)

Trying to match raijus freak

>Handjob while she presses her used panties against your face <"Ok, now press your boxers to my face and finger me." free energy aint free

>>111916 she's just a little strange like that

>>111940 I have two small furry dogs and vacuuming all the fucking fur everywhere is a nightmare when they shed, there's no way I'm cleaning up after that fluffy bitch

>>111938 licking Raiju's glazed goonhand

>>111942 I gotta get my face decorated in her juices. That way I’m ultra conductive for when she rides my face a second time later, but with the electricity on. Same thing for the dick.

zap

>>111947 Last 2 need so bad a Raiju like that. Bandage on nose is cute.

>>111940 >>111916 Feels like a trap, sleep is optional

>>111950 >You cannot sleep, there are enemies nearby

>Get isekaid to mge >Tell monsters that Earth is a world of electricity and science >assume we are all gremlin and Raiju and thunderbird fuckers >get harassed by zapweasels asking if we treat them like gods or something

>>111952 I mean, kinda?

>>111954 in the time you have to clarify this, several smug raijus will have encircled you.

I am Zeus! I am Odin! I am Jupiter! I am Raiden! I am Raiju! I am a God! The God of Thunder, Lightning and SEX. Fuck me, Mortal, or face my 10,000 volt headpat! >power metal boss theme starts playing

>>111956 >calls herself Raiden >wields a shiny blue blade as seen here>>111947 There's no other choice, we have to do a boss battle before sex

>>111956 I meant Thor not Odin FUCK.

MORTAL CUUUUMBAT TU DU DU DU DU

>>111958 She will show you a good time.

>>111940 That's so much fox...

>>111961 One of zipangu's most dangerous swordmasters, a saint and devil with the katana, but you'll rarely see her fighting because it interrupts her goon session. IF you are a young plucky anon looking for a good mentor, look elsewhere. BUT, IF you are a young plucky anon that wants a bad mentor who is also good with a sword, then she may teach you a thing or two... in bed.

They want to play "Double Dragon" with you.

>>111964 They both look unsure about this, bet they're virgins

>>111964 wtf dragons can share?

>>111966 Ugh, I hope not. I don’t want to communal property. I want a violent, jealous dragon to name me her greatest treasure. Also the want to roast marshmallows with her.

>>111966 Mostly but don't be surprised if they still fight each other sometimes.

Are there any stories where the Order poses a serious threat? A situation in which a wolfess' hubby is in mortal danger?

>>111968 >nightly duels for who gets cummed inside of first

>>111962 perfectly adequate amounts of fox

>>111966 Dragon sisters can share.

>>111918 >she becomes your fap material Going balls deep inside her counts as fapping then?

>>111973 Sex? No no, you're both just masturbating using her vagina.

>>111974 imagine the sound of those goofy bells ringing when she's hopping up and down on you

>>111931 that's a very effective vampire, she has an effect on me

>>111964 >I took a wrong turn at the hot springs and now I'm married to two dragon gods?

>>111977 oh no!?

>>111975 Sounds pretty hot actually. Now I'm wondering if there aren't any voiceworks with that gimmick...

>>111978 My dreams of forever being a random pleb, dashed...

>>111974 Vagina, anus, mouth, titties, etc, with auntie it's all safe

Get out of that jabroni outfit.

european red foxes

>>111981 cute clitoris peek

>>111983 russian fox domestication experiment foxes that look like dogs

Test your might

>>111969 Why would there be when that goes against the spirit of the setting in the first place?

>>111987 NTA but I want a big bad for bigger badder deem to rescue me from

>>111987 It doesn't really go against the spirit of the setting, it's just a more serious take in regard to the order. Maybe it's a small town where the forces are equal, or a country far from the main mamono army.

>>111989 mose cases that have the orderas a leget threat are stories that support the eradication of monsters, or crossover bullshit i get what you want, but you might need to dig through AO3 to get something akin to what you want that doesnt have monsters get genocided"

You are most in danger of being raped in the deepest parts of the order, as that is where the monsters are needed most. You are actually safest in the belly of the beast. Get a job in the makai and you'll do fine. No rape absolutely guaranteed or your cum back.

>>111991 >you are actually safest in the belly of the beast. Instructions unclear now I am being raped by a sandworm.

>>111964 >>111966 its some weird quirk of dragonian society i assume. its a rather common occurrence among their kind.

>>111993 Fourth is just dad-anon trying on his old armour against his daughterus. He lost, and must now buy ice cream.

>>111989 It goes against the spirit of the setting in the sense that the main draw is about having sex with monster girls. Not another derivative of either Warhammer, Greyhawk, or LOTR. Like the other anon said you’d have to look deep and hard on AO3 for stuff like that.

>>111993 endless dragon sex

>>111993 It's not unheard for Wurms to be twins.

>>111991 I got isekaid into the middle of order territory and conscripted into the order navy. Save me miss kraken.

>>111997 No way a wurm can get drunk. No way a wurm can get crunk.

BROKE: Sex with dragons WOKE: Snacks with dragons BESPOKE: Snacks with wyverns

>>111999 potion loli wasn't joking about her strongest potions

>>112000 dont use the purity of the innocent wyvern to degrade noble dragons

>>112000 >Go to cinema with wyvern >She yawns >Casually puts her entire wing around your shoulder >Cute but a bit awkward >Then she attempts to steal some popcorn >Whole fuckin wing goes in >Popcorn everywhere >Sigh >Pick up second reserve bag of popcorn from hiding space >Hand feed her

Loli metallic dragon harem

>>111969 Maybe a bit too late but, check Lost in the Past by Guy_with_pen.

why do all the dragonslayer class perks just give romance and conception(?) bonuses?

>>112006 Well they're Dragons Layer perks what did you expect from them?

Some really dangerous monsters can forcibly swap your class. Careful.

>>112007 i dont know, like damage bonus on dragons? unique gear option? not counteracting the effect of the "tsun traait", what even is that? and why is counteracting it the capstone ability of the class.

>>112009 It gives you fastforward and skip on dragon monologues. That is a BUSTED perk. Those speeches are what give them buffs.

>>112008 good thing i only quest in zones with natural monsters... like foxes

>>112011 >Class changed to tofu chef

>>112009 >damage bonus Ah, an Order hero. Dragons are some of the toughest monsters; if you want to slay a dragon, you'll have to seek a special blessing or the help of a particularly powerful artifact. You should ask Sasha Fullmoon, a high-ranking priest, or Wilmarina Noscrim so she could help you obtain a sword of red iron that is filled with the power of VINDICATION IN THE NAME OF THE CHIEF GOD. Go forth, brave faggot Order hero!

>>112013 >Sasha Fullmoon >Wilmarina Noscrim weren't those 2 brutally tortured and killed during the fall of Lescatie? do their ghosts guard the holy relic? please tell me where it is! some incredibly rude dragon and forced herself into my party and wont stop clinging to me when i sleep, and her level is too high for me to see.

The chesh said she had a shortcut to the land of dragons if i just follow her

>>112014 >weren't those 2 brutally tortured and killed during the fall of Lescatie? Maybe you should just read the wiki before saying some really silly stuff.

>>112015 you will find that the path really DRAGS ON... then she'll rape you once you're exhausted.

Oh yes cheshire there are some really nice fields of RAPE in my hometown. We grow lots of RAPE to make RAPE seed oil. I just love RAPE. If someone gave me the gift of RAPE I'd be so happy. >Anon why did you bring that up unprompted. That's really weird. What, are you hungry? Nostalgic?

>>112016 maybe you should listen to the very factual and totally not fabricated propagandizing proclamations of your local priest of the Chief God instead of some crummy wiki.