>>113709 Maintain them pregnant?

>>113710 how horrible! >>113711 to make cute garg daughters yes.

>>113709 Kintsugi-ing cracked weathered hag gargs...

>>113713 What would happen if you repaired the gargs with mamono realm silver?

>>113715 silver garg

>>113716 I wonder though, wouldn't she be in a state of constant arousal? Or maybe she'd be immune against silver because she's made of it.

>>113717 only if you touch it

>>113719 >Slap ass of gargoyle >She cums >I break three fingers Worth it.

Gargoyle gets butt stuck in cement mixer in an attempt to make her ass bigger

>>113722 She succeeded, but at what price?

>>113723 >but at what price? you spending the next 5 hours working with a jackhanmer and chisel

>>113723 Laugh at her. You won’t be laughing when smothered under several kilos of garg ass when she turns to stone for the day.

>>113726 Just several kilos? Was this gargoyle carved out of pumice or something?

>>113727 If she were carved out of marble, then her density would be 2.8g/cubic centimeter. I don’t know how volumous the gargoyle ass is. If we say it’s 4000 cubic centimeters, then that is 11,200g or 11.2kg

>>113728 You did the math! All right, that sounds like a more reasonable number.

>>113731 4 litres sounds pretty small to me though. She needs to pack on more volume into her ass. Also, you have the weight of the rest of her, not just the butt.

>>113732 She'll need to find some sort of monster girl that can do earth magic if she wants to do that, I reckon.

>>113734 >”so why did you learn earth magic anon?” >”uh…” >garg wife smugging silently behind him

>>113739 >I like to work with my hands.

>>113739 Did my wife's enormous dumptruck of an ass not give it away? It's right there and she's sure as shit not subtle about showing it off.

>>113734 All she needs in some limestone and a dip in the volcano realm metamorphic magma chamber.

>>113742 I mean, sure, but what's the fun in that when you can get hubby to do it by hand, sculpting and reshaping each and every aspect of your new bigger butt?

Stupid fat gargs need chisel correction.

>>113739 Atleast his garg is smugging at him, gnomes get annoyed instead

>>113743 >>113742 I for one am excited to go to the specialist gargoyle health spa at the volcano, with its balrog and dorome and lava golem and other artisan staff

>>113745 no YOU need cultural correction. Expand your knowledge of the statue medium. Long trips to the art museum. Walk walk walk get cultured get cultured get cultured.

>>113748 This makes me realize that nocturnal mamono would bitch SO HARD about the hours that things like museums, banks, and so on are open.

>>113749 It wouldn't be too difficult to employ nocturnal mamono for a night shift.

>>113750 >Anon got offered an extra 5 bucks an hour to help train the night shift mamono at the museum. >Nothing but gargs, vamps, bats, and weird neets. Yeah, EZ PZ. No worries.

>>113751 Dumb-dumb! You run-run! Or they make you cum-cum!

I chain myself to the BEEGEST gargoyle in the museum as an act of protest

>>113753 Protest against what, exactly?

>>113750 zombies don't require sleep

>>113709 pressure washing the garg

>>113671 >She's probably ultra-tsun to all the doordashers, too. I have a dastardly plan to untsun and unsad the ancient dork, based on this knowledge. Dress up as a delivery driver, ring the doorbell, when she opens the door to angrily say she' hasn't ordered anything I'll tell her something along the lines of >I'm here to deliver justice upon you, for all the crimes you committed against Humanity! <!!! >wait, sorry, wrong uniform. HENSHIN! and then i'll change into combat armor with the funky belt thing that the kind pink woman gave me to "punish evildoers" with. The ancient dork will get scared, I'll play along for a bit then laugh because it's just a prank and she should lighten up, and she'll laugh too at how good of a practical joker I am. It's a perfect, foolproof plan.

>>113754 Against the tyranny of big breasted monsters smothering my freedom of-

>>113758 That's restraint tickle torture, you better be ready for what will happen when she gets unstoned.

>>113644 >horny angels who have been at sea for god knows how long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5IUyg9whQ but replace all instances of "love shack" with "love boat"; That's how it would feel to be the only guy (or even one of a handful of guys) on a cruise ship full of angels that have been marinading in loneliness and lack of sexual partners since long before you got helidropped/beamed onto the ship, and they don't want to wait any longer. Is it just me or are the hearts in their eyes slightly more red than the usual pink?

>Scary tall garg >Smol anon graffitis her podium >She unstones rapidly to grab his wrist >”Naughty boys get punished.”

>>113763 >punky garg who asks smol anon to spraypaint her and make her look cooler

>>113765 >she gives him piggybacks after

>>113763 Imagine one of those brats stenciling a handprint on her ass or something and running off while she's petrified and unable to do anything about it until sundown

>>113749 Why wouldn't the facilities stay 24hrs. open now that there are nocturnal mamono out there? This human centric BS doesn't make sense anymore.

>>113757 The convenience stores don't want you to know this, but the cashier zombies are free, you can bend them over the register in the dead of night to have fun with them, or take them home for a few hours or even most of the night, as long as you return her and the shopping cart you won't get in trouble.

>>113767 This is grounds for punishment. Or more stenciling.

>>113768 Because it costs money to keep places open 24/7. We already have 2nd / 3rd shift humans who'd maybe want to go to a museum or grocery store or whatever at 3 am, but mostly can't.

It’s good luck to kiss the statues ass before class begins for the year. >gyaru garg laughing to herself as anon falls for it

>>113769 >Giddy wight starts her new job at Pump-n-Go >Expecting to get fuckin' PLOWED >Maybe even PLOUGHED; she doesn't mind a British accent >Instead, just really boring work and tired people buying unhealthy snacks >No gettin' bent over the Snack Cakes stand for Miss Wight

>>113774 it's not uncommon to find deonora working the counter at various dragonian shops