>>112590 no but there's snowcones and popsicles if you want

>>112579 And that's a good thing, babayaga approved it

>>112592 >Come, enter the ice palace Calling it now, that's her term for her royal vah-jay-jay.

I want to ride a horse. Like, a normal humanoid bipedal horse. None of those 'centaur' abominations.

need

>>112596 Not a good idea, remember what happens when you lick a metal pole in winter?

>>112600 the answer may surprise you (it's fox sex, again)

>>112600 >Forced to give ice queen cunnilingus until she warms up Sounds like a great idea actually

>>112600 But my shaft is ROCK hard, not metal hard. She can lick it all she wants.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY NIPPLES ARE FREEZING ANON HELP

>>112600 The hard part is finding a kikimora at a metal concert in the first place.

>>112605 it's not that hard to find them if you wait until the clean up crew shows after the event sometimes they have their own improvised concerts if the mics are still there

>>112604 She's lying. I licked her nips and didn't get my tongue stuck to them AT ALL.

>>112607 you didn't lick enough, get back in there

>>112607 licking them not enough. you gotta gum them. eat them up. the whole snake titty.

https://youtube.com/shorts/exRQ1jLnRpc?is=K3M-A-NR7LA0dNZR too many puppies

>>112610 seems fine

>>112610 This is the birth rate that the ML envisions.

>>112599 I, too, wish to hug the whitehorn. >>112609 I read this and all I could think was <"Don't just lick my nipples. Eat them."

Cabin fever

>>112617 kot kot snek warm

>>112581 Yes, you are good at identifying cows.

>>112619 It's honestly pretty hard. This pic has ZERO cows. Which shocks me to this day.

>>112618 yes. all a man needs. for 3 months. 3 cold cold months alone with kot kot snek and warm.

>>112617 I will steal all her heat by hugging her when I comeback from work

>>112623 You are begging for snek punishment. Sneks can learn magic that lets them ignore thermal equilibrium. I.e. they can steal warmth from someone colder than them.

>>112600 i just imagined a monstergirl trying to be sexy and naked poledancing in winter and getting her labia stuck to it

>>112610 >thousands of wolf children no one can support that many

>>112626 Guess whose gonna have to warm it up

>>112627 You'd need your own city for that. If it were me, I'd call it Rome...

>>112628 I gotta blow on it?

>>112630 Actually, the best solution would be to piss on it.

>>112630 >Dork apopsicle thought her idiot pole dance might have accidentally lead to anon eating her snussy >he's blowing on it >at an angle >now he's holding his warm thermos against it >oh for fuck sake

>>112630 Like a man who just unearthed an automaton.

>>112632 Is she dumb? How is anyone eating her pussy when it's glued to a cold pole? You have to get it off first.

>>112631 Is this a monstergirl with a piss fetish?

>>112634 you lick around it. pry your fingers inbetween when it's warm enough. then get your tongue in, but be careful not to get it frozen between you, the pole and the snussy

>>112636 Sounds like a good way to get your tongue stuck to her pussy, stuck to the same pole on the exact same spot.

>>112631 It just needs to be a warm liquid. Tea will do fine.

>>112638 Lick the tea off after. No wasting tea. >>112637 Only if you're careless. Or silly.

Instructions unclear, poured pot noodle on danger noodle.

>>112624 Lol, lmao, I can just keep hugging and give her back, Infinite positive loop

>>112637 What a terrible thing to happen totally by accident. Nothing else for it but to enlist another monster for "help."

>>112644 >pharaoh watching the whole scene wondering if this is another plan to get her into biting range

>>112644 Eventually a very annoyed dragon is going to come by to put an end to this ridiculousness with her incredibly hot breath.

>>112645 How on earth did she end up in the arctic? Unless she wants to keep tabs on the grape. Very close tabs. With anon. In a cabin. Alone. Just the three of them. And kots.

>>112647 She's allowed to go on holiday sometimes.

>>112645 There's nothing for it and apopsicle is still one of her subjects. Send in the royal hound, she should be good for at least one schlorp.

>>112648 In her defence a winter retreat with saunas is probably very nice. lots of hot chocolate and blankets and keeping warm indoors. nothing to do but scheme with or against grape in sexing anon more.

>>112649 i've seen the royal hound schlorp an entire peanut butter jar in like 5 schlorps. she'll get it done.

>>112651 ... pics or it didn't happen

>>112652 >pics or it didn't happen It didn't happen! Tell no one or you'll be turned into a toad! And peanut butter is good for the fur anyway!

>>112653 Well, to be clear I wanted to see pics because Anubis + Peanut Butter is relevant to my interests. My SEXUAL interesets.

Anon, the royal hound, grape, pharsnow, 2 kots and warm. All in a cabin. Alone.

>>112655 thats a lotta sweaty sex

>>112656 I will help. I'll lure Miss 'Nubis out of the situation with dozens of jars of peanut butter.

>It becomes a horror-sex movie as the winter goes on and miss 'nubis runs out of jars of peanut butter >But then she finds one under the floorboards >It's... smooth. > RAGE >breaks into anon's room >"HERE'S JACKAL!"

>>112658 If I knew that I would have only ever given her jars of smooth peanut butter.

Eye contact with a mamono is an agreement to marry. Not a hard agreement, but it's an acknowledgement that one day you will marry the mamono.

>>112660 Unless it's a basilisk, then it is a hard agreement.

>>112661 I have a VERY hard agreement for Miss Lisk.

>>112660 How could it not be after looking into those big, beautiful eyes?

>>112660 >dude smiles at a nureonago out the window while he's flying out of zipangu >she slowly waves back but he doesn't think much of it >when he gets home she's already there in an apron cooking a hot meal how the-

>>112654 Be forewarned that in the royal court it is considered incredibly uncouth to cover your junk in peanut butter. Of course, it's even more uncouth to lick peanut butter off of someone's crotch, so please be sure not to blackmail the royal wan. She might ha e to break her very important schedule if you do that.

>>112665 I was just planning on bribing her with it to spend time with me. And maybe watching her schlorp it up a lil bit. But thicc Anubiseseseses are a weakness of mine.

>>112665 I'm gonna put a dab of peanut butter on my lips.

>>112665 there's probably an hour or two set aside for blackmail on her schedule

>>112660 Eyes are the windows to the soul, how can you expect to bare your soul for a girl and not be married promptly afterwards.

>>112660 Get me with this eyes and I'm lost to oblivion

>>112669 This is true. Looking directly into a monstergirl's eyes means your souls touched and are now intertwined.

>>112671 it's fate, probably

>>112672 I wish more art focused on the eyes.

I want a monster to do this to me before fucking me with an intensity of magnitude 20 earthquake.

>>112674 >they named a crater after me! anon, from the hospital bed

>>112674 Sorry, you'll get this instead

>>112675 Legit.

>>112668 >HFW Anon still hasn't blackmailed her after she's let him catch her schlorping PB, sleeping on the job (scheduled), masturbating, and sniffing his underwear Her planner is in ruins! What's a girl to do?!

>>112676 anon why... too real

Big burgers with big kot on kotday?

>>112680 (large) maid cafe

>>112669 Can confirm, I've accidentally married an anubutt or two.

>>112681 2 Meido 2 Furious

>>112681 Yes, massive jinko acting all shy and wearing french maid costume would send me to heaven

>>112682 Second pic is cat, I can say from her beautiful face

>>112592 I want to marry the Ice Princess

>>112685 TIL that jackels are cats

>>112687 Everything is a kot is I say so because peepee goes hard and cat are cute

Dude, snacks.

>hellhound injects kot DNA into her (given by gremlin) >I... have... ASCENDED

>>112690 That just makes a fox with extra rape.

>>112689 I dk not trust this monster

>>112689 Well, if you put it that way...

>>112654 It's an instinct among all canine and canine-adjacent monsters. Rumors say even foxes can't resist the call of nutty cream. The ol' peanut butter on your you-know-what is also known as the classic ice breaker on first dates with those beast girls.

>>112692 fairies can be troublesome creatures

>>112695 >ask for "real sex" >she shrinks your dick to her size

I need a vampire, but like, for tiredness.

>>112700 time vampire might be cool

>>112698 as long as it doesnt return to full size when its inside her

>>112698 Better not ejac or the pressure might make your penis explode

>>112698 >>112710 >yet another fairy and her hubby case where his dick expanded and now they're stuck together for miss unicorn to figure out >this is going to require a large amount of lube

>>112711 Doctor Hoss would be as impressed as she is mortified when he comes in.