>>112590 no but there's snowcones and popsicles if you want

>>112579 And that's a good thing, babayaga approved it

>>112592 >Come, enter the ice palace Calling it now, that's her term for her royal vah-jay-jay.

I want to ride a horse. Like, a normal humanoid bipedal horse. None of those 'centaur' abominations.

need

>>112596 Not a good idea, remember what happens when you lick a metal pole in winter?

>>112600 the answer may surprise you (it's fox sex, again)

>>112600 >Forced to give ice queen cunnilingus until she warms up Sounds like a great idea actually

>>112600 But my shaft is ROCK hard, not metal hard. She can lick it all she wants.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY NIPPLES ARE FREEZING ANON HELP

>>112600 The hard part is finding a kikimora at a metal concert in the first place.

>>112605 it's not that hard to find them if you wait until the clean up crew shows after the event sometimes they have their own improvised concerts if the mics are still there

>>112604 She's lying. I licked her nips and didn't get my tongue stuck to them AT ALL.

>>112607 you didn't lick enough, get back in there

>>112607 licking them not enough. you gotta gum them. eat them up. the whole snake titty.

https://youtube.com/shorts/exRQ1jLnRpc?is=K3M-A-NR7LA0dNZR too many puppies

>>112610 seems fine

>>112610 This is the birth rate that the ML envisions.

>>112599 I, too, wish to hug the whitehorn. >>112609 I read this and all I could think was <"Don't just lick my nipples. Eat them."

Cabin fever

>>112617 kot kot snek warm

>>112581 Yes, you are good at identifying cows.

>>112619 It's honestly pretty hard. This pic has ZERO cows. Which shocks me to this day.

>>112618 yes. all a man needs. for 3 months. 3 cold cold months alone with kot kot snek and warm.

>>112617 I will steal all her heat by hugging her when I comeback from work

>>112623 You are begging for snek punishment. Sneks can learn magic that lets them ignore thermal equilibrium. I.e. they can steal warmth from someone colder than them.

>>112600 i just imagined a monstergirl trying to be sexy and naked poledancing in winter and getting her labia stuck to it

>>112610 >thousands of wolf children no one can support that many

>>112626 Guess whose gonna have to warm it up

>>112627 You'd need your own city for that. If it were me, I'd call it Rome...

>>112628 I gotta blow on it?

>>112630 Actually, the best solution would be to piss on it.

>>112630 >Dork apopsicle thought her idiot pole dance might have accidentally lead to anon eating her snussy >he's blowing on it >at an angle >now he's holding his warm thermos against it >oh for fuck sake

>>112630 Like a man who just unearthed an automaton.

>>112632 Is she dumb? How is anyone eating her pussy when it's glued to a cold pole? You have to get it off first.

>>112631 Is this a monstergirl with a piss fetish?

>>112634 you lick around it. pry your fingers inbetween when it's warm enough. then get your tongue in, but be careful not to get it frozen between you, the pole and the snussy

>>112636 Sounds like a good way to get your tongue stuck to her pussy, stuck to the same pole on the exact same spot.

>>112631 It just needs to be a warm liquid. Tea will do fine.

>>112638 Lick the tea off after. No wasting tea. >>112637 Only if you're careless. Or silly.

Instructions unclear, poured pot noodle on danger noodle.

>>112624 Lol, lmao, I can just keep hugging and give her back, Infinite positive loop

>>112637 What a terrible thing to happen totally by accident. Nothing else for it but to enlist another monster for "help."

>>112644 >pharaoh watching the whole scene wondering if this is another plan to get her into biting range

>>112644 Eventually a very annoyed dragon is going to come by to put an end to this ridiculousness with her incredibly hot breath.

>>112645 How on earth did she end up in the arctic? Unless she wants to keep tabs on the grape. Very close tabs. With anon. In a cabin. Alone. Just the three of them. And kots.

>>112647 She's allowed to go on holiday sometimes.

>>112645 There's nothing for it and apopsicle is still one of her subjects. Send in the royal hound, she should be good for at least one schlorp.

>>112648 In her defence a winter retreat with saunas is probably very nice. lots of hot chocolate and blankets and keeping warm indoors. nothing to do but scheme with or against grape in sexing anon more.

>>112649 i've seen the royal hound schlorp an entire peanut butter jar in like 5 schlorps. she'll get it done.

>>112651 ... pics or it didn't happen

>>112652 >pics or it didn't happen It didn't happen! Tell no one or you'll be turned into a toad! And peanut butter is good for the fur anyway!

>>112653 Well, to be clear I wanted to see pics because Anubis + Peanut Butter is relevant to my interests. My SEXUAL interesets.

Anon, the royal hound, grape, pharsnow, 2 kots and warm. All in a cabin. Alone.

>>112655 thats a lotta sweaty sex

>>112656 I will help. I'll lure Miss 'Nubis out of the situation with dozens of jars of peanut butter.

>It becomes a horror-sex movie as the winter goes on and miss 'nubis runs out of jars of peanut butter >But then she finds one under the floorboards >It's... smooth. > RAGE >breaks into anon's room >"HERE'S JACKAL!"

>>112658 If I knew that I would have only ever given her jars of smooth peanut butter.

Eye contact with a mamono is an agreement to marry. Not a hard agreement, but it's an acknowledgement that one day you will marry the mamono.

>>112660 Unless it's a basilisk, then it is a hard agreement.

>>112661 I have a VERY hard agreement for Miss Lisk.

>>112660 How could it not be after looking into those big, beautiful eyes?

>>112660 >dude smiles at a nureonago out the window while he's flying out of zipangu >she slowly waves back but he doesn't think much of it >when he gets home she's already there in an apron cooking a hot meal how the-

>>112654 Be forewarned that in the royal court it is considered incredibly uncouth to cover your junk in peanut butter. Of course, it's even more uncouth to lick peanut butter off of someone's crotch, so please be sure not to blackmail the royal wan. She might ha e to break her very important schedule if you do that.

>>112665 I was just planning on bribing her with it to spend time with me. And maybe watching her schlorp it up a lil bit. But thicc Anubiseseseses are a weakness of mine.

>>112665 I'm gonna put a dab of peanut butter on my lips.

>>112665 there's probably an hour or two set aside for blackmail on her schedule

>>112660 Eyes are the windows to the soul, how can you expect to bare your soul for a girl and not be married promptly afterwards.

>>112660 Get me with this eyes and I'm lost to oblivion

>>112669 This is true. Looking directly into a monstergirl's eyes means your souls touched and are now intertwined.

>>112671 it's fate, probably

>>112672 I wish more art focused on the eyes.

I want a monster to do this to me before fucking me with an intensity of magnitude 20 earthquake.

>>112674 >they named a crater after me! anon, from the hospital bed

>>112674 Sorry, you'll get this instead

>>112675 Legit.

>>112668 >HFW Anon still hasn't blackmailed her after she's let him catch her schlorping PB, sleeping on the job (scheduled), masturbating, and sniffing his underwear Her planner is in ruins! What's a girl to do?!

>>112676 anon why... too real

Big burgers with big kot on kotday?

>>112680 (large) maid cafe

>>112669 Can confirm, I've accidentally married an anubutt or two.

>>112681 2 Meido 2 Furious

>>112681 Yes, massive jinko acting all shy and wearing french maid costume would send me to heaven

>>112682 Second pic is cat, I can say from her beautiful face

>>112592 I want to marry the Ice Princess

>>112685 TIL that jackels are cats

>>112687 Everything is a kot is I say so because peepee goes hard and cat are cute

Dude, snacks.

>hellhound injects kot DNA into her (given by gremlin) >I... have... ASCENDED

>>112690 That just makes a fox with extra rape.

>>112689 I dk not trust this monster

>>112689 Well, if you put it that way...

>>112654 It's an instinct among all canine and canine-adjacent monsters. Rumors say even foxes can't resist the call of nutty cream. The ol' peanut butter on your you-know-what is also known as the classic ice breaker on first dates with those beast girls.

>>112692 fairies can be troublesome creatures

>>112695 >ask for "real sex" >she shrinks your dick to her size

I need a vampire, but like, for tiredness.

>>112700 time vampire might be cool

>>112698 as long as it doesnt return to full size when its inside her

>>112698 Better not ejac or the pressure might make your penis explode

>>112698 >>112710 >yet another fairy and her hubby case where his dick expanded and now they're stuck together for miss unicorn to figure out >this is going to require a large amount of lube

>>112711 Doctor Hoss would be as impressed as she is mortified when he comes in.

If you’re gonna have same size sex with the fairy, should she grow or should you shrink?

>>112714 i feel like the power dynamic twists more strongly in the fairies favor when she's shrinking you

>>112715 Yeah it’s a big scary world. And you can’t even fly. Best stick close to big sis fairy.

>get shrunk >fairy's artstyle changes

>>112714 I'd want her to grow. I don't want to be small and I'd also have a mental list of things I could bend her over.

>>112719 you'd have a lot more options for things to bend her over if you were small though

>>112720 They would be more difficult to get to and many of them wouldn't mentally register as load-bearing objects at first.

>>112721 i figure the fairy has put considerable though into it so i'd just ask her for ideas

>>112721 The idea is to make the fairy bear your load, dummy.

>>112722 thought, even

What would wights think of death metal?

>>112641 Tipsy apopcicle wants to nibble and bite but her teeth won't stop chattering from cold

>>112726 >Apopsicle accidentally invents new sport: SPEED BITING

mamano philosophers be like "to bra or not to bra, that is the question"

>>112732 It doesn't matter since my auntster's titties are the best to me, even that level of sagging is perfect

>>112732 >>112733 God those titties are so alluring, I want to jack off or have sex but I have to go to sleep because I have work tomorrow...

>>112734 It wouldn't hurt before sleep.

Man, I wish I died to BIG TITTIES

>>112739 Paging Dr. Lich, paging Dr. Lich

>>112742 Everybody knows liches can't have big titties.

Dont bet on it

>>112746 Lies, these pictures are surely edited. I won't believe it until a Lich chokes me with her massive bazongas and forces me to apologize or else she won't stop asphyxiating me.

doll on its own= not scary doll with woman and she is asking that you "play" with them= still not scary doll with at woman thats asking you to play and the doll is shaking her head in horror= concerning at least

>>112748 What if the woman is asking you to play and the Doll winks at you

>>112750 THEN ITS OKAY i mean is mge, you wont die, probably be found drained to the bone, but not dead

>>112750 I'm taking the doll home and "play house" with her

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths they're funny cause they're true. Stupid deaths, stupid deaths hope next time it's not you!

ZESTY Alps

>>112753 >anon dies stupidly >buts its not even funny so he doesn't get on the show

>>112754 I bet if she will that zesty with my dick all the way up her ass

>>112755 Maybe they should make it 'sexy deaths' instead. I also think miss lich needs an energetic co-host, like miss bogie (dressed in all black) or a phantom or a ghoul.

>>112754 Imagine wonderland Alps

>>112754 Oh no, not the boots that go KLAK

It's a rainy Sunday. It should be spent in a maid café, drinking and eating the rain away

>>112754 Are fine too

>>112760 >It's a rainy Sunday Clearly it stopped raining because a rainbow is all over the thread

>>112761 Oh I forgot that Latenight also started drawing some Alps, those are really cute

>>112761 I want to shove that nerd in a locker

>>112765 With you in it I bet

>>112754 >You called your bro a pompous fag that one time >This is the result

>>112763 Don't put gay in my maid or pastry

>>112765 ass too big

>Makai demon learns English so she can produce a contract you can read >This is the first thing she writes you after a week of lessons

>>112772 But what if it was the other way around. What if you signed a contract in written in makai out of desperation and then over time you learn the language and start to realizing just how much stuff was in the contract.

Yeah but what if life was nice though? What then, tough guy?

>>112773 It's a present that unwraps itself over several years. Meeting highly niche requirements that trigger intense lewd effects you couldn't ever expect. The surprise is the fun part.

>>112752 >"play house" Yes, I too would take her home and explain to her that it's not lupus.

Maids again. DAMMIT. Job rework when?

>>112776 This vexes me

>>112753 Now that he's dead, Miss Lich has passed hosting duties over to Bob Saget. Trust me. Big upgrade. Miss Lich's deadpan delivery of convoluted magic puns was not a crowd pleaser.

>>112759 >Oh no, not the boots that go KLAK ... >Anon's wife has been bitching about not having enough fancy boots for a night on the town >Anon for perfectly normal reasons is INTIMATELY familiar with his wife's feet and decides to buy her something >Sees "The Boots that Go Clack" online >Buys them since they're perfect >Wife initially very excited to wear them out. >Perfect fit. >Perfect looks. >And they make a robust "clack" noise on solid surfaces, exactly as you both hoped. >But >BUT >BUT! >They also literally SPEAK the word "clack" whenever she steps on carpet, dirt, grass, or anything else soft. And that's how Anon learned that you can never, ever, ever buy footwear from a company run by Cheshires.

>>112766 Maybe

>>112780 Yeah I bought a pair of walking boots from them and the first thing they did when I took them out the box was sprout legs and walk out the door.

>>112759 I doubt that Alps aee skilled enough to walk wearing high heels, specially the fancy ones together with those high cut party dresses with exposed back

>>112779 Her sarcasm was killer though. I'll miss her, she was funny in her element. Usually incredulous roasting of pre-DL heroes that died in spectacularly stupid ways millenia ago and still have the bravado to claim otherwise.

>>112747 WISH GRANTED

>>112774 lots of sunning and snoozing

>>112747 Bro, tiddy enlargement magic is something that any monster girl that can cast magic has access to; hell, Miss Lich probabaly knows a spell that could give cow tits to every mamono in a hundred mile radius.

>>112789 Ugh, magicked-up titties don't feel or taste right.

>>112789 Yeah and there’s no equivalent for ass. Which is why ass>tits cause there is no shortcut. tits are all natural (no skill) or cheating with magic.

>>112757 Now I'm imagining a Bogie version of Paul Heyman/Bearer and I want it so much.

Idk miss bogie I can’t see the funny side of you sitting on my face. Am I missing the joke?

>>112794 She's gonna poop on you, Anon.

>>112795 Fart jokes are beneath bogies.

You are an adventurer looking for teammates and enter the local town hall in your search for a group to join. However, this is mostly monster territory, so there aren't many adventurers around and the only ones there looking for party members are complete noobs. There are two groups of two low level monster adventurers that are looking for a third member, and both parties look like you would fit in them. Which group will you join? >the carefree innocent girls (Salamander and Anubis) >the overconfident horny girls (Amazon and Ocelomeh)

>>112797 Amazon and kot girl. I don't like anubi and I don't want my life to be run by some overly pedantic monster girl.

>>112774 i could be a lot more edgy if this dog would stop hugging me

>>112778 >>112776 >"im afraid you have lupusaphilia, canis lupusphilia that is." >"its quite common among among men of fairer complexion"

The only “adventure” I’m gonna do is for the “quest” to get my hellhound wife a bacon sandwich and a beer involving an “expedition” to the kitchen.

>>112801 Huh. That actually does explain all my posting about giving Anubises peanut butter.

>>112804 >Gaijin-san rikes fucky-sucky, yes?

>>112805 I would draw crude stick figure of Miss Ushi so that monster girls know what I am all about. Art not mine, to be clear. Found and saved like all other art on my computer machine.

>>112805 you'd be fine in zipangu until you accidentally break some strict taboo and the punishment is your head being taken on the spot by a samurai (head of penis taken into vagina). elsewhere? not so lucky. ocelomeh would eat them alive.

>>112807 I'd visit the most prestigious and pretentious sushi restaurant and ask for a knife and fork to eat with. Also for some ketchup because the sushi rolls are too bland.

>>112807 Ochimusha are cute. What other zipangu monsters would look good in samurai armour (or similar military uniform)?

>>112810 Ushis

>>112804 a lot of anons were concerned about being coerced into the mail order husband program but you can't argue with the results

>>112811 >Ushi with whole arsenal of weapons on her back + charging at you with a naginata Scariest possible thing you can imagine.

>>112813 No, her running AWAY from me is scariest.

>running from a gang of alps >ever since the monsterization, that's what happened to every single bully, thug, predatory opportunist and their likes >basically all shitty men were turned into alps and all shitty women into vampires >unfortunately, that didn't stop those college jocks from pursuing you >if anything that gave them another reason to fuck with you >you lock yourself in an empty room, before the alps notice you >there aren't any windows or the room is too high up to escape through one, basically the point is that the only way out is through that door you've got in >if the alps find you there, there's no retreat >your last, best hope is that you have picked the right room to hide in so, what would it be? A). A chemistry lab B). A practical incantations lab C). Cafeteria, with lots of monster realm foods and spices, some of them in concentrated form for cooking D). The toilet

>>112813 >she's too lazy to deal with sheathes so she just pokes them in her carapace when she's done >her dulled sense of pain and ridiculous healing ability make this a non-issue and the virulent ushi blood only makes the weapons more dangerous to would-be opponents >also they are convenient back-scratchers

>>112807 I choose Dragonia.

>>112817 Congratulations. You are immediately declared a highly valuable treasure and fought over by dragons rich and poor to add you to their hoard.

>>112798 Do keep in mind that if the Anubis is much younger than you and basically your subordinate, you're going to be in charge.

>>112818 and THAT is how I've got all those dragon wives!

>>112819 >your age is two digits in most cases >Ms. Anubis has been waiting or thousands of years in her desert ruins Yeah, nice gamble.

>>112816 >Stroking and brushing ushi's fluff >Discover a small knife lodged into her body >She forgot that was even there >Ninja encounter apparently

>>112810 Hebi and Onis

>>112823 Onis aura farm in their samurai armour, sitting on their cushions with their retainers and flags and fans.

>>112821 LET IT RIDE!

>>112804 >be anon in monster Sweden >country has a large fraction of amazons >they do whatever the F they want, raping white men as they please >often they even form rape gangs and act as an organized cartel, sharing the addresses, phone numbers, social media accounts of the few remaining single white men >any moment you can run into them, she might be a cab driver, a waitress in your maid cafe, or just some random pedestrian you'll meet in a dark alley

>Ancient onis - Decked out in samurai armour to attack and subjugate an anon to take back to their village and snusnu >Modern onis - Decked out in american football gear to attack and subjugate an anon to take back to her apartment and snusnu (and get boba) the more things change the more things stay the same.

>>112815 Practical incantations lab. >learn battle magic >use it to destroy the alps chasing you

>>112827 >and get boba >the more things change the more things stay the same. Does that mean that ancient onis were the ones to first invent boba by drinking unfertilized mucus toad eggs through a bamboo straw?

>>112826 if anon didn't want to blanda upp, why didn't he wear the anti-rape bracelet?

>>112830 You mean a Smith & Wesson?

>>112831 >Amazon just bends the gun into a circle. <"Here anon, you can wear it like a bracelet now."

>>112829 It was a sake drank through a straw because the chieftain, “big chieftan boba the big booba” had broken her jaw. Someone pranked her with mochi balls and she just kept drinking. Note that balrogs and some other monsters dispute the inventor of boba.

>>112832 She's got to withstand all the six shots if she wants to do that. And then get to me before I reload.

Someone put the video of him getting gangbanged by 5 Amazons on the internet

>>112834 Eros and Ares make sure that tsun little fruits like you get -100% ATK debuff against mamono to make things both faster and easier.

>>112834 The bullets will bounce off her boobs like that one scene from Btooom.

>>112838 if you want to invent something to get mad at, i guess

>>112836 LOL Ares would actually appreciate me fighting back. So it's more like getting +100% ATK, the very first shot knocks the amazon unconscious for enough time for me to safely get out there.

>>112837 That's why I aim for the head.

>>112840 >fighting back >only to flee Kek, nothing but a coward i see. But don't worry, the amazon regiment will make a man out of you.

>>112841 I bet you do, fruitcake.

>>112842 Well what the hell am I supposed to do with those amazons once they're knocked down? They're no longer a threat so, I just leave before she gets back up.

>>112834 >"Heh, if an amazoness shows up I'll just shoot her when she shows up in front of me" <Words said by an anon who got ambushed by the master amazoness hunter he never heard coming

>>112845 Some "master" huntress that is still single. Yeah. Master, my ass.

>>112841 She'll just catch all six shots in between her teeth. and then spit them out back at you. >>112844 >Well what the hell am I supposed to do with those amazons once they're knocked down? Man, you really are here just to post about violence huh.

>>112846 She absolutely will “master” your ass with that attitude.

>>112847 >>112848 Oh, the hoplophobe alp is here. >violence violence muh violence MGE is full of violence, nigger. And it's made mostly okay by the demon silver weapons.

>>112849 violence without even a hint of sex or romance is pointless, tactless and undesirable

>>112850 >t. based Ancient Greek Hoplite Anon

>>112850 Yeah, your personal opinion is very important to everybody. Grab your award and get the fuck out of there while I shoot down amazons with demon silver magnum bullets and then romance dhampir sisters.

>>112849 >Can't even be a good sport >Can't possibly imagine a sexy situation with the scenarios he creates, it's all to get angry >Doesn't understand the vibe of the setting or thread >Resorts to slurs and namecalling It's pretty obvious you're the odd one out here.

So, who pissed in Anon's cornflakes this morning? I haven't seen this much "Nuh uh uh, I'm invincible!" posting in a while.

>>112854 He's mentally 13, please understand.

>>112854 its just some tourist

>>112854 Its just some outsider who hates 99% percent of the setting

>>112854 I have my wife piss in my cornflakes every morning. I didn't get her full-blown diabetic to NOT take advantage of her sweet, sweet pee.

>I HATE amazons >I want a wife that is NOT AN AMAZON >I would never let an AMAZON near me >I would never let an AMAZON pin me down and have her way with me repeatedly >I am NOT AMAZON BAIT >that’s why I got on a plane to AMAZONland >and then picked a fight with an AMAZON with no other monster girls nearby >so I could prove to everyone how much I DONT WANT AN AMAZON WIFE

>>112861 he sounds like he secretly wants to fuck amazonian spiders

>>112862 What are the statistics for men kissing amazons in their sleep?

>>112864 averages to like 5.6 a year

my, what a mess.

>>112853 I think meido slapped warning on wrong post here

>>112853 Warned the wrong post, but the person who this is directed to know who he is.

>>112862 once again I am suggesting to consider tanned or dark-skinned tomboy spiders

Times like this make me glad to live in hagsville. No pursuit or tests of strength, just warm smiles and warm brownies that are definitely not bait to get you inside of single monster's homes.

You are a free company merc. Who will you take the contract from - the Order's angel or the demoness from the Royal Makai?

>>112872 >Anon spots a warm, fresh-baked brownie on the ground, seated on a fresh leaf >Eats it >Sees another such brownie on another leaf a good 20 paces away >And then another even further away >Follows the path, collecting brownies as he goes >Leads to a cheery little cottage at the edge of town >A thiccccccccc dark mage is baking a pie in front of a big window >She waves as Anon approaches Anyways terrible idea and I hate it.

>>112873 something tells me the order doesn't pay very well

>>112875 true. but you get a guardian angel to take care of you.

>>112873 Demoness from the royal makai, what kind of stupid question is that? I don't want to have innocent blood on my hands

>>112874 At least she's letting you keep your dignity and the trail doesn't end in a cardboard box held up by a stick. Just go in, she seems nice and there's a sweating carafe of cool milk right next to her...

>>112876 But what if i just simply make a contract with the Demoness and then corrupt the angel that would have made a contract with me? It's a 2 for 1 deal.

>>112872 >Upside of living in mamono territory: you don't have to worry about being unwittingly made to eat the cum brownies >Downside(?) of living in mamono territory: there's no guarantee you won't have to help make them anyway

>>112878 >Anon sees a freshly baked pie under a cardboard box held up by a stick. >It's a homemade apple pie >With ice cream that hasn't even started to run yet "I know this is a trap." "HOWEVER!" And that's how Miss Troll snagged her man.

>>112881 Cumming on your wife's meal is a husband's duty

>>112883 An honor, even.

>>112873 Goo them white

>>112885 omg kitty must give scritches and more scritches no matter how annoyed she is that I am ruining her badass vibe

>>112875 Oh, aye "perform a service to God," they say. Well, service to God don't fill my pockets and they say Makai always pays. Demon contracts may be hard to weasel out of, but they're at least fair. >>112879 How very mercenary of you. >>112881 Cum brownies aren't a concern because no monster would waste semen like that. Breast milk brownies, however, are a constant concern if you're a fag. >>112882 >This is moronic. >Insulting, even. >Do they really just think human men would walk into that just for a little pie and ice cream? >...Are those sprinkles? It's actually kind of terrifying when monsters stop the Machiavellian romance/rape plots and treat human men like the simple creatures we are.

>>112886 Yes. Cums too.

>>112887 I like to think that for every sensible "I will bake him a pie and tell him my feelings" there's like 19 mamono who are like, "I WILL BUILD A RAPE BUNKER AND CREATE A COMPLEX SERIES OF EVENTS TO DRAW ANON TO IT." "THEN I WILL RAPE HIM IN THE RAPE BUNKER THAT I BUILT SPECIFICALLY TO DO ALL MY RAPING IN." And nothing those 1/20 sensible mamono do can disuade their less sane counterparts from this plan. To be clear, I want to get tricked to go into the rape bunker, but I'm ROMANTIC like that.

>>112889 Better hope to be in the 1/20

>>112890 But what if there's spooning after?

>>112891 It doesn't fix anything.

>>112885 Ah, yes, the secret third rout that unlocks if you reject both angel and devil and manage to survive without any help to the Shark's Bay zone. <"Pssst" <"Hey kiddo, over 'ere" >You see a feline figure calling you from among the shadows in a dark alleway <You decide to approach her, despite your better judgement <"I've been watching you ever since you decided to tell those two meddle-noses to pound sand" <"I gotta say, you're a capable one. Most of the foolish ones that don't choose a side end up defeated and raped by a lvl 1 slime." <"But not you, you are cut from a different steel than most." <"And i have an offer for you. Join us, we're free from the influences of heaven or the makai. You're not one of those, right? You're not a good boy that's content with sucking up to the goddess or licking the makai's boots. You're independent. You make your own way in the world." <"So are we. But you gotta pull your weight. Nothing in this life's free" <"So tell me, what are you going to do. Do you want to go back and beg for forgiveness to angels or demons, will you continue alone, or will you join our glorious cause? >Politely decline [Alignment: NEUTRAL] >Eagerly Accept [Alignment: CHAOS]

>>112893 >>Eagerly Accept Any other options would be foolish

>>112893 She's going to be SO MAD that I interrupt all that dialog with ear scritches and demands for her to curl up in my lap.

>>112893 I'm a good boy who wants to lick the Makai's spades.

Cheshire Cat but she's doing her job for once and giving people a tour of wonderland. Go on, ask her a question!

>>112897 can i go home now?

>>112895 It just means yes but you take the lead

>>112898 please remain seated until the end of the tour.

>>112895 On the first infraction she just says she doesn't want any scritches from a scrub like you. On the seccond one she warns you to not go further. On the third one she just breaks the negotiation and you gel locked out of her route. And if you disturb her again she throws you to the shark infested waters. Hope you can swim!

>>112896 >Miss Greenworm is doing the usual >Eating all the fresh fruit and veggies in her neighbor's garden >Spies something odd >Anon is licking one of the gardening implements >Kinda hot, but he's a weirdo

>>112902 >Wormy also licks her fingers after eating something tasty >She understands

>>112901 How can you unlock the unfinite scritches route?

>>112901 Mersharks are just the cats of the sea, so I'll just cut myself until one shows up and repeat the process.

she's got a foul mouth and cusses like a sailor, even though she's actually a dockworker.

>>112905 You have to impress the chesho and romance her. Do quests for her and take choices with the CHAOS alignment. >>112906 I thought catfish were the cats of the sea, but whatever,

>>112908 It's that easy?

>>112909 It wasn't easy to survive alone until Shark's bay, and the missions she gives you won't be easy either, but such is the life of an unaffiliated mercenary.

>>112908 >I thought catfish were the cats of the sea, but whatever, Most catfish live in fresh water, so they're cats of rivers.

>>112911 >Most Yeah, most. There's still plenty of catfish that live in salt water.

>>112879 i'm starting to think demons might be a little naughty

>>112910 I don't care, the promise of purple kot's fluffy earsw ill push me through

>>112914 Based and Kotpilled.

>>112915 and it's not even Caturday!

>The anon thinks his ravenous guests, with their sharp teeth and crude language, are but hungry fools >He reckons, when they are fed enough, they will leave him alone and have a nice nap >But it is anon who is the fool >For even if he avoids becoming the main course, then he will surely lose his bed and couch to these tomboyish creatures

>>112915 Always has been, dying for it is acceptable

>>112918 oh no, not my couch

>>112920 serves you right. now you if you want to sleep you've got to squeeze in next to either a dry shark or a sweaty ghoul. Maybe even inbetween the pair, becoming the filling of a sandwich that will be bitten to pieces.

shorks >cocky as shit when in the sea >fragile delicate little flower that anon must protect and aid while on land, possibly with a wheelchair, gill massages, skin moisturiser and headpats

I require only the most mentally ill hebi.

>>112922 note: results may vary

>>112923 <3

>>112918 How did they get in his house in the first place?

>>112926 Left food out. Probably played a multiplayer game like a fighting or racing game by himself. Maybe they know him elsewhere but could very well be a home invasion. >>112924 this one is extremely dangerous and probably a hag. avoid avoid avoid danger.

>>112926 when you hire mamano movers because they're really cheap but then they move in with you afterwards

>>112928 >>112918 >note the ghoul did most of the hard work, on account of having legs to lift with

>>112929 >shark is carrying box up the stairs >you wonder how she's even able to move, she has no legs >then you hear it <GASHUNK, GASUNK, GASHUNK

>>112929 the shark does most of the driving and throws stuff out from the back of the truck

>>112931 >driving I gotta see this.

>>112934 the best episode was when greenworm got her drivers license

>>112918 >>112928 >"Why are you biting all my stuff?" >"You mean OUR stuff? It's so everyone knows that it's OURS. If it's got the bite marks on it, then it's property of CHOMP movers." >"I never agreed to that. And furthermore blah blah blah blah" >As anon nags, he starts pointing his finger at the pair in a rude fashion >"Oh hey, we missed something." >*nom* >*nom*

>>112934 It's quite the interesting problem to design an automobile that's compatible with mermaid like bodies. The first thought is to leave all of the usual feet functions to the hands, but the hands are pretty busy with gear shift and turning, so the only thing i can imagine is either that mermaids can only drive automatic because the other hand would be using the pedal-substitute, or design a system where she can do it with her tail On solution is to put her tail in a hole and have the pedals surrounding it, so that she can push them more comfortably. Or maybe her ventral fins are strong and mobile alone to push some pedals that require less force, so that she doesn't have to use her whole tail.

>>112924 It says she's a ghost, so it didn't work out for her that well.

>>112938 i don't know, she seems unbothered

>>112938 She's just the Sand Kingdom regional variant of the Mersharks. She's Ghost/Ground type instead or Water/Fighting, and they were buried as guards for the Pharaoh.

>>112937 Magic is a bit of a cop-out answer, but it would be the easiest. I'm assuming sharks and mermaids would sit as a human would, but they may actually have a special seating harness that is more comfortable for them. They are large, but not THAT large so that feels doable in a way it might not for a hoss or spooder or snek. Automatic drive would probably be necessary. I was thinking maybe the little fins (ventral?) could do operate some mechanism, but I don't know how much pressure they have, and they would need to be in an odd position on the seat. Same goes for the other two pairs of fins. Crazy answer? Bite operated breaking.

>>112941 >Bite operated breaking. I first thought of something like that too, but considering the forces one experiences while breaking, that wouldn't be particularly comfortable, and could break her teeth or give her a concussion.

>>112940 Why the fuck did they bury sharks? Did the pharaohs of old have shark tanks? Were they super villains? Did they just like the idea of having sharks as bodyguards/mounts to accompany them to the land of the dead? I can't even imagine the logistics of this. Probably capturing them in the sea and then hauling them up the !nile. Do the undead sharks resent them for this?

>>112939 Why do ghosts always have such MASSIVE badonkahonkers?

>>112945 Ectoplasm goes there

>>112944 They're sandsharks, anon. They are native to the area.

>>112939 The light hair tanned skin black sclera design is so unf. Sweaty hag undead shark tits... don't even bother biting me, just smush my face in that underboob and I'll be wrapped around her finger.

>>112945 to paralyze you with fear and terror

>>112949 I'm not feeling the full effects of her terrorbags yet, I think I need them on my face to really feel it

>>112949 They're scaring me stiff!

>>112951 >me sitting in my chair right in front of her with my arms wide open

somehow the ghost sand sharks, as sexy as they are, are less scary than the water sharks (also sexy).

>>112950 Banshee may be corporeal, but she's very in tune with the spirit world.

>>112954 very in tune with MY spirit maybe spirit to spirit contact touching spirits

>>112954 Is that why her nipples are always erect? Is it the cold of the spirit world? Or is it because undead never bother to put any god-dammed underwear.

>>112953 the desert is a strange place full of ancient mysteries but ocean scary

>>112956 Why do you think she always cries? She's lamenting that she's never had a husband and how unbelievably horny she is all the time.

>>112955 >touching spirits LEWD!

>>112957 The desert is extremely scary. You are easy prey in the markets and bazaars. If you are like me, you'd stick out like a sore thumb. You'll attract the eyes of thieves, bandits, pharaohs and worse. The desert is harsh. The scorching heat lead to monsters offering titty milk for hydration, and griffons shading you from the sun. The freezing nights lead to close cuddles. The magic is ancient and strange. Many of the desert kingdoms inhabitants have little connection or care with the affairs or magic of the outside world. They are caught up in their own legends, their own politics, their own battles. But ocean scary.

>>112957 >ancient mysteries Do any of those ancient mysteries have uhh, a phone number? Maybe an email or a fax? An advertisement in the newspaper with their address, perhaps?

>>112960 it do be like that

hebis are good girls

>>112963 *Hebi. Zipanguese words don't have a plural.

>>112963 I'm not the biggest fan of lamias but they're cute. Not a big fan of yanderes either though.

>>112965 she's just a little possessive, is all her only crime is loving too much (and breaking and entering)

Snek but mummy and covered in bandages

>>112964 They will when I'm done with them. Onis, ochimushas, kitsunes (so many kitsunes). All of them.

>>112968 >All of them. Professional gaslighter wants to know your location.

>>112971 Just follow the trail of monster children with big noses who say "dess" unnecessarily.

>>112966 >her only crime is loving too much (and breaking and entering) That's just stereotyping, at least she's knocking the balcony door before entering

>>112961 A poem in hieroglyphics carved into a pillar lying around in the desert somewhere is the best most of them can offer, please understan d

>>112971 let's see how she likes it when i break into her house and say i'm her husband and have been her husband the whole time that'll show her

Hagridden

>>112961 Knock on a sarcophagus and ask for directions. Put a parchment out of place in Anubis office and talk to her to get directions while she’s distracted fixing it. Solve the sphinx riddle and ask her.

>>112971 I'll just gaslight myself that she already knows my location, and she'll know. Pretty sure that's how that works.

Putting non desert monsters in sexy desert clothing.

Do you think Zipangu monsters would like Licorice?

>>112967 i'm surprised there's not more of it but maybe it makes the design too busy

>>112967 when people do desert snake they always get the dancers silks which is still really nice, don't get me wrong

Werecat mummy when?

>>112983 But i want Ms Snek to shake her snooty

>>112985 you should worship cats, probably

>>112987 I am all about that.

>>112987 I already do, kinda, just want to tame them but also obsessed with them and their silk like fluff

>>112988 if ever a weird blue or purple lady needs my help to perform a ritual, i'll hear her out

>>112991 hard work is its own reward (the hard work is fox sex)

tea is good

>>112993 that sure does look like a raging mushroom in her teacup. oh well, i probably shouldn't worry about it

>>112993 I prefer coffee

>>112979 I want a Troll in a desert attire, imagine the sun exposed Trolls that you find at the desert using those transparent silk clothes and gold jewelry/pasties

>>112987 I love the undead in all flavors

>>112913 Demons fighting in anal tug of war against Angels

>>112997 Dark chocolate cherry undead with cream cheese frosting

The mercenary operation is going south, chesh help is required

>>112982 Yeah, that’s fashion advice I give to all sneks. any clothes makes their look “too busy” Best to go with nothing at all.

>>112992 1520 years = 555180 days 28663446 orgasms in her lifespan = ~52 orgasms per day 4228629 intercourse sessions = sex ~7-8 times per day 28663446 orgasms per 4228629 intercourse sessions = ~6-7 orgasms per sex session Good luck.

Getting baited and teased by a smug Cheshire, starting combat, somehow losing to her (to both your surprise) out of dumb luck and then getting sexed.

>>112993 I bet she gets teabagged very often

>>112993 she's drinking a raging mushroom. she's drinking the penis shaped rape shroom.

>>113001 Bunyip paws typed this post.

>>113006 Hey! She has an excuse valid under monster law. ...She's sexy.

>>113005 she looks calm so it must be fine

>>113003 Does licking the chesh tits unplug her?

>>113009 licking chesh tits ingests chesh sweat (dangerous) and potentially chesh milk. ingesting chesh sweat inflicts several debuffs like horniness, red-faced, confused and addiction and can accumulate into chesh sweatrag (permanent debuff). yeah she'll enjoy it immensely and it'll throw her off, but it's a risky gamble that could end with you retardedly sucking her underboobs like a vegetable.

>>113010 but it's a risk worth taking. she will probably come off hornier and a bigger mess than you will if you really lavish her fat chesh tits in kisses and licks.

>>113010 I see those all as positives and reject your fearmongering. >>113011 COWARD. It's not a risk. It's all GOOD ENDS.

>>113012 So how do you get a “bad end” (the sexy kind) with a Cheshire?

>>113010 So I can get milk from the source? I will

>>113013 I'm not sure it's possible to have a bad end with a Cheshire.

>>113011 So fucking hot, I love this kot

>>113012 This anon gets it. It's pure bliss to lick and get lick by the purple kot

>>113002 I'm bad with names, remembering that many children would be rough.

>>113018 don't worry anon, thats what the spell "Anon's greater sterility" is for

>>113013 Lick her butt?

owls are nice though the way bably owls face plant to sleep

>>113022 Bey she won't get mad at you for not knowing what color her eyes are.

>>113022 OWL LEGS. CURSED.

>>113026 I'm more of a boobs guy so that's not really a problem for me.

>>113027 her having huge tits doesn't make the shocking truth of owl legs less real. https://files.catbox.moe/ygb34r.webp

>>113028 On the one hand, you're technically correct (the best kind of correct!) but on the other hand BIRD BOOBS.

>>113028 All I see is that they go all the way up. Is there an officer here, problem?

>>113030 someone fact check owl mage legs sexy, NOW.

>>113028 They really do go all the way up...

>>113031 You can see her sexy slender legs through the gap in her feathers

>>113033 Even better, those are black tights and she can look backwards to watch you while you do your thing. Owlmage is decidedly S tier sexy.

I've seen enough. I've heard the facts. Owl have sexy legs. The debate on owl ass has yet to be settled.

>>113035 Birds by default need soft butts to sit on eggs.

>>113036 True. You could use birb butt as a very comfy pillow. Of course, the opportunity cost for that is not usi g the rest of her body and losing out on wing hugs, so it’s rarely worth it. But it is all relative! Ask her to sit on you so you can feel what it’s like to be one of her eggs, and you’ll understand. Birbs have very sexy asses.

>>113037 With how big her wings are she could probably still cover enough of your head and torso to give you a nice fuzzy buttcave

>dadon meticulously builds egg cot >optimal padding. Lighting, heating, monitoring >spends half his day just watching the eggs, never daring to touch them >mama monster gleefully free carries the eggs everywhere >whoops butter wings >harmlessly bounces like a rubber ball >dadon nearly dies of a heart attack

>>113038 Comfy way to spend a rainy night in the woods.

>>113039 They divide egg duty? Cute. Good couple.

>>113039 >that one scene from the original Macross

>>113039 wurm eggs are notoriously difficult to distinguish from rocks

>>113039 God, that would fucking TERRIFY me. I would be that Dadon x 1000. >>113044 I may need to marry a wurm, then. Only safe egg for me to handle.

>having to scold blackbirbs and dragons for stealing things for the eggcot >getting serenaded by a soothing melody from a siren or Ghandharva >wyvern asking if and how soon after hatching she should find a boy for newborn to impression on >malef and phoenix in contest for prettiest eggs >wurm no contest for toughest eggs >griffon hasn’t decided if she lays eggs or not

>>113046 Griffons obviously lay eggs, just like birds and cats.

>>113047 There is no evidence that a Cheshire has ever been laid.

>>113048 Rata investigators will eventually figure this out. Eventually.

>>113048 And there never will be, unless you confiscate her disembodied vagina from that one boy she always hangs around.

>>113044 Rumor has it that wurm eggs are just rocks momma wurm thought were especially pretty. Wurm magic makes them eggs later.

>>113048 >>113050 Time to institute monstergirl hymen inspection day.

>>113051 >try to crack open cool looking geode >the wurmling inside imprints on you guess i'm a dad now

>>113053 >not the biological father There is only one way this goes, Anon.

Wurmling too cute. Too pure to gaze upon. I’d have to incubise with mom wurm first because the cuteness would kill me otherwise.

>>113044 >wurm convinced rock she knocked off the wall in her sleep is an egg >starts wondering why it isn't hatching...

>>113054 There are lots of ways it goes. Can you even BEGIN to imagine what a hot commodity a single dad with a wurmling would be? That guy is going to need the JAWS OF LIFE to get monster girls off his dick. So, Miss Wurm gets a stepmom, Anon gets a wife, and all that.

>>113054 what a completely unforeseeable turn of events but like, what are you going to do? not the wurm? impossible

>>113046 I don't know if they have any practical use, but their sheer rarity must make Phoenix eggshells valuable.

>>113059 Something akin to stain glass windows and obsidian maybe, with the fire of the birb inside lighting it up more and more as it develops. She’s a spectacular piece for the coffee table before she becomes your daughter.

>>113052 Not a very good idea unless males are not allowed to do the inspection.

Something is different about this bnuuy

>>113062 The drawing is crappy and she's too fat?

>at MGC high school >girls hit growth spurt before guys >anon now has to deal with the Beeg clique who are 2-3x his height

>>113064 Oh, god, that would have destroyed me. I'd have been unable to resist the urge to let them mandhandle me.

>>113064 That doesn't explain why do they reach as tall as 9ft (or ~2.5m) while boys all settle under 7ft.

>>113066 They'd be that tall naturally if they're centaurs, soldier beetles, or spoods or lamias or whatnot.

>>113064 My favourites are already taller. You didn't need to to do this to me but fuck it, I'm in. >>113066 Because it's hot

>>113065 >passed like a parcel between the jinko, the hellhound, the ogre and the balrog (or whoever you like) >why do you even hang out with them again? >feel boobs on head >oh. yeah. that’s why.

>>113067 Or dragons, hellhounds, manticores, ocelomeh, amazonians, jinkos, gryphons, and... lots of them. 8+ft is normal for a healthy, strong MG.

>>113066 in previous eras mamano didn't get enough nutrition so this is just them reaching their potenial

>at eros clinic set up for guys like you after portals >”so… what are you into?” >”girls that are tall.” >”Really? …how tall?” >”tall.” >”big?” >”beeg.” >”I see. Interesting.” >”is that a problem?” >”oh no not at all. We’ve got a fair few girls on the taller side, and they’d just EAT a tiny thing like you up. What else tickles your fancy?”

Big, strong, sexy women are the best.

>>113072 Can they set me up with a beeg dark mage? The only better thing than a regular dark mage is one who's more than seven feet tall and has tits bigger than my head.

>>113074 >”I dunno anon. She seems a bit weird to me. Nice of you to take an interest in her, but you may be leaving the building inside her clothes.” >”oh you don’t mind that?” >”enjoy your new wife sir!”

>>113075 I like dark mages because they're a bunch of weirdoes, so beeg dark mage being a little weird doesn't dissuade me none.

>>113074 hope you like chocolate

>>113077 Oh, shit, I'd completely forgotten about her. I really should give Nightreign a try one of these days.

>>113075 Guess where Anon is in this pic.

>>113072 Which one would call me a fag during mutually lovey-dovey, hand-holding baby making?

>>113081 The alp.

>>113082 I hate that you're probably right.

>>113081 Alps are the obvious answer, but a tomboy or brat type like a salamander or something could playfully do that too. For different reasons, but still.

>>113081 Dragons would, if Anon is deredere enough and she is tsundere enough.

>>113081 A cheshire or manticore, maybe?

>>113081 Nacho, at least at first.

COCKSUCKER

>>113062 i wouldn't worry about it

What does Hagville look like, anyway? I personally see it as something along the lines of a David Lynch style small town; very cozy at first glance, with a lot of small well-maintained houses and cafes and small businesses all occupied by easy-going and friendly hags, but behind the doors the hags are increasingly man-hungry and god help you if you're a single dude and you go there alone.

>>113090 Hagville is like that. Hagtown has an actual town square. Hag City is DANGEROUS and if you go there while single YOU WILL GET MARRIED.

>>113061 Obviously the first male to do the inspection becomes the husband.

>>113091 i'm just there to meet up with an online friend for some platonic recreation at a second location

>>113090 Hagville's got some god damned good coffee and cherry pie. Seems to be a lotta chevron patterns everywhere, so much I'm seeing them in my dreams. Peels uoy elihw uoy gnihctaw sehs!

>>113094 Oh, man. I hope so. I hope she's chitinous and skittery, too.

>>113090 Oh, shit, there's an entire city filled with hags? Be still my heart.

>>113096 If your heart is TOO still, then you get a hag lich.

>>113091 >>113090 the biome i usually picture Hagville being is big city. big main road with blackout dark, seedy alleyways, pierced by glowing eyes and emanating a mischievous giggle every once in a while.

>>113098 I mean, that's pretty much all of MGC after dark. Hagville, the way I see it, appears on the surface to be much more innocuous in appearance, and it's only if you're not wary that you see the true face of the place.

Age of the internet is a godsend to Hagville. Even if it's just 0.1% of the guys thinking that's where the hottest girls are, the residents gotta be really successful online.

>>113100 But it IS where the hottest girls are. They're HAGS.

>>113100 You'd think that, but hags are so behind the times technologically wise, even compared to other mamono, that the most advanced among them still have dial up; they have no idea how popular they are.

>>113103 >Hagville the source of all those remaining AOL subscriptions.

>>113103 Those really old sites had guestbooks. It takes just one dude saying the site's owner is hot and leaving his e-mail address to become her boyfriend and make the internet adoption skyrocket.

>>113104 decent amount of the cursed vhs tapes too

>>113106 >cursed VHS tapes The most 80s of the cursed swords

>>113106 > Hear rumors of cursed video tape that makes people disappear when they see it > Was apparently created by a hag who was so annoyed that she couldn't find a partner that her rage was imbeded into the tape > Do some looking around, find tape > Takes three days to actually find a vcr to play the tape > Two more days to find a tv that can actually hook up to the vcr > Finally turn on tv, put in cursed tape > Footage plays of most ridiculously busty ghost you've ever seen coming out of well > Tape plays for about fifteen seconds before the video becomes impossible to see, it's so old that it no longer works > Fucking hags

>>113106 Undead hags are the best

>>113109 Auntie Zombie is looking fine

>>113106 Kids these days, back in my time I was seduced by a singing manmono trapped in vinyl record.

>>113111 >Kids these days You raaaaaaaaang?