>>114948 >chav claustro >upper class RP claustro

>>114948 Her teeth are obviously excellent. Look closer.

>>114952 That's not the same girl.

>>114945 I prefer osaka to Tokyo and this kind of tomboyish fox, I'm cooked

so long dental plan

>>114955 Mamono dental plan is just "Drink 20 liters of cum a day."

Add dentists to the long list of obsolete professions once everyone incubises. The career move is sex with wife to sell the mana.

>>114958 >obsolete Until monsters read about the old earth cliche of "pervy dentist sexing young girls under anaesthesia"

>>114958 >to sell the mana. I can imagine there's still some medical emergencies that need treating, as accidents still happen. If you fall down and break a tooth you still the area to be cleaned and disinfected, even if either the old tooth or a new one will grow. Also, with the increase of resilience it will just mean people will do more daring stuff that mamono mana just won't be able to keep up with. As for selling mana, that's only really effective for large scale stuff, like powering cities and industrial processes. Most small appliances could be powered by a mana reserve in the home itself.

I need a busty lich to lay down on me so I don't do anything dangerous.

>>114961 Not like you were going to do anything dangerous to begin with.

I need a heavy ghoul to suffocate me under her rear

>>114962 C'mon, man. Let me get a busty lich.

>>114960 If mamono mana could cure human stupidity, they wouldn't need a medical sabbath.

>>114962 NTA but a lonely drunk night is peak danger for a man

>>114965 >Miss Witch examines Anon's penis >"So you're saying you tripped and landed PRECISELY on a plastic drink stirrer?" >Anon nods >"And said drink stirrer just HAPPENED to go all the way up your urethra." >"And is stuck in there." >Anon nods >Miss Witch sighs deeply >"Lemme get a colleague in here quick to help." >She exits and returns shortly with a loli dark elf in a lab coat >Miss Witch waves vaguely at Anon >"Your problem now." >She leaves and locks you in there with the loli dark elf. >Loli dark elf looks up at Anon smugly >"We have such sights to show you!"

>>114965 they're mostly there for fetish-wear

my religion is not a fetish-wear costume

>>114969 >Confused_Fallen_Goddess_Worshipper_Noises.wav

>>114969 That Wurm is literally a cosplayer.

>>114971 you call it cosplay, i call it jobswapping

>>114971 So you're saying she's a poser.

>>114971 Can she cosplay as a busty lich?

>>114974 Wouldn't it be better if you found an undead Wurm and gave her INT potions?

>>114974 Maybe not a wurm but dracoliches are probably the most common subtype of lich, since the average dragon would have the intelligence and resources to become a lich and would most likely prefer not to become a zombie.

yeah i'd rather take the wurm

>>114975 You may find this unbelievable, but this is more about boobs and a woman lying on me than the lich part.

>>114976 I like the dracolich idea

>>114978 >a woman lying on me Proffesional gaslighter wants to know your location.

>>114976 dragons not beating the "do anything except get laid" allegations

>>114980 Cheshy, you just light your farts on fire for fun, not professionally! Also, wood

>>114981 It's only malefs and normal dragons. Don't lump wyverns, wurms, dragon zombies and dragon newts in with them. Ryus and otohimes (who?) somewhere inbetween.

>>114984 malefs are definitely pro being bred

>>114985 True, actually. Dragons really letting the team down.

>>114976 Most dragons that end up undead are in denial until it's too late regardless of their true intelligence. Dracoliches are relatively humble because they can admit their faults. >>114978 That part is pretty easy.

high orc that wants to be dominated

>>114988 More common than you would think

>>114969 i can't be certain but i suspect monsters may have made slight alterations to the standard habit

>>114988 She will be forcefully bathed and brushed.

>>114991 >no high orc who keeps engineering different ways to mud wrestle you you wouldn't think it would come up that much, and yet...

>>114992 Don’t wrestle with pigs. you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Though I also want to be dirtied by a sweaty horc.

>>114993 i had to, i needed to: settle a bet prove a point decide where to eat tonight she was being stubborn she called me a coward it was best 2 out of 3

>>114988 if i pull the tail does she squeal?

>>114994 >decide where to eat tonight probably a reason she's sitting her butt/pussy on your mouth. >it was best 2 out of 3 what's your win record at the moment?

>>114996 don't worry about it

>anon I’m starting to think you’re not wrestling me to win, you’re just wrestling me to lose >mmph mmmph mm? (I don’t know what you’re talking about I hate being smothered in horc tits)

>>115000 also >h*man woman >h*man woman, wonderland

>>115001 ms hatter is an inversion of this. her clothes are completely mushroom, mimicking the outline of a human, a parody of a human