> Be married to former deem general of the Demon Lord army > Was taken prisoner of war by her three days before the end of the war, signed contract with her the next day > Live in big manor with deem wife, small army of kikimora you're pretty sure were special forces back in the war > Entire wing is devoted to deem wife's collection of arms and armor > Deem wife still likes to sit on old throne > Deem wife still likes to wear increasingly snug army uniform > Deem wife likes to roleplay with you, with you recreating your role as pow

>>113779 What mamono TASTE the best, though? I have heard good things about shog, but am interested in experts weighing in.

>>113782 i'd a barometz

>>113781 I am stricken by the unexplainable desire to serve the blueberry.

>>113771 It's a big problem with mostly diurnal humans, the costs of keeping up the infrastructure at nights simply exceed the benefits of the few customers coming to visit the shop. When there'll be tons of nocturnal mamono it's not gonna be an issue anymore.

>>113782 Gargoyle but only for seasoning. Lava golem for a similar reason. You don’t eat them, but they make fine dining surfaces.

>>113782 I can't stop thinking bout deez fox nuts turns out it's edible water lily

>>113782 Claustro. Just lean in and lick her.

>Walk past claustro/mimic >Anons legs dangling outside comedically >”What are you looking at?” >”Oh. How rude of me.” >She slurps them in >mouth/chest belches out his socks >”Excuse me.”

>>113784 What's there to be explained? If you were face to face with a beautiful and dominating figure like that, you'd fall on your knees and serve the blueberry any way she asked. God only knows I would.

>>113791 What if she asked to be baked into a muffin with her sisters?

>>113792 Blueberry muff…

>>113779 I want to taste a Sabbath Troll

>>113794 the farmer sabbath is all fun and games until they go full monsanto

>>113795 I need a reddit sabbath where they karma farm.

>>113781 >former deem Oh no, what did she turn into after the war? Inb4 "wife." Did they suck the blue out of her as part of the peace agreement and make her a normal succ?

>>113794 I bet she smells like freshly baked bread and flowers

>>113782 I can lick the titty sweat of a hebi all day long

>>113796 isnt that just the momonika sabbath? Im sure they shitpost on reddit while the men go full barcade and play dance dance revolution and foosball

>>113794 I bet she's very fertile

>>113800 Momonika's crew is just kids, not pretentious know-it-alls.

>>113799 Snake oil…

>>113800 No, I need a sabbath of the most wildly toxic, always online girls imagineable. Plus at least a heavy splash of Belle Delphine for extra toxicity.

>>113799 You know that mamono can see when you post like this, right? FAT TITTED HEBIS are going to race to your location when portals open. >The melee on your front lawn over your affections will be adorable >Also TERRIFYING >Also EROTIC

>>113806 My front yard will turn into a pasture of cows, succs and eels holding home baked treats. It'll look strange to the neighbors, but I will be happy.

I’d like to see a lim reduce a proud order hero such as myself into a nursing handjob addict. As if. Won’t happen. She can’t and won’t.

>>113810 Kinda deem for a lim.

saw a hound family move in 2 blocks down, gotta buy a rape alarm now.

>>113811 There's a little deem in every monster. Some monsters just have a lot more deem in them than others. Sometimes a lot more.

>>113813 >Mecha Limzilla >Actually piloted by a deem

>>113813 Lotta deem nutz

>>113814 >Meet a cute h*man girl >You're confused by how this happened, but it did >She trips >The top of her skull hinges open >Inside is a tiny deem in a tiny cockpit >She hurriedly closes her mech's skull

>LLM >LiLiM

>>113817 In a better world LLM would stand for Long Lamia Mommy. She is NOT large, that's all egg laying weight.

>>113816 This would make me ONE MILLION TIMES more interested.

>>113818 Large Lich Mammaries are really good too.

>>113821 Mommy

>"DO it?" >"Anon, I'm not some common sabbath hack. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?" >"I dropped the oppai-bomb 35 minutes ago."

>>113824 Oppaiheimer.

Tim Curry died, post alps and spooky clowns or whatever, RIP

>>113806 I welcome that with open arms Or rather I welcome big sweaty hebi titties right in my face

>>113826 I heard Dolly Parton died too.

>>113826 How'd you do I, see you've met my, faithful... handyman.

>>113829 >not much of a succ by the light of day >but by night I'm one heck of a lover~

>>113826 Funny enough, after seeing the news, I had a video pop up in my feed regarding the Sandown clown, and how clowns in general are possibly based off of the nephilim. It made me wonder what one could do with that writing-wise that hasn't been done to death countless times before.

>>113832 Clowns are half-angels?

>>113824 >"I dropped the oppai-bomb 35 minutes ago." And you didn't tell me?! I wanted to watch! I had goggles and everything! I thought we had something special!

>>113826 He finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by faggotry, pour one out. Semi-related, man do I want someone to actually make and sell these fumos.

>>113833 It's a dive I'm not going to get into here cause it's not really MGE related, but, kinda. It at least gives some more potential for Bogies for any writefag wanting to utilize them.

>>113836 It'd be a good fit for the mythology/origins thread >>61039

>>113834 You missed FAT HAG, but you can still catch LITTLE BOYA

>>113832 I can think of two ideas. The CG has a clown based angel, who are more biologically human than the other angels. She uses, or used, these angels to bring joy and laughter to mortals, and a former mamono lord used their appearance to make bogies for malicious and deceitful purposes. The other idea is that a region filled mostly with bogie mamono mana transforms really devout human women into a unique angel/clown race. To be honest I kind of crammed the nephilim part into these ideas. They could easily work without it, (i.e. its just a special type of pure angel for the former, and its just normal angels that get corrupted in a unique way for the latter).

>>113821 Undead roaming with huge titties are the best

Does the red ghoul bits taste better than the brown ghoul bits? Are ghouls uniquely coloured, like how there are no two cows with the same pattern?

>>113844 It looks like blood and is probably liquid mana, so it should have a taste. You might be able to lick a ghoul clean if you're fast enough; I don't know how quickly it returns.

>>113824 "Too bad you didn't drop it on yourself, FLATTY."

>>113848 She is a gremlin convinced that flat is power and boobs get in the way. She’s a flat fundamentalist. Further, she wants to monopolise that power and remove it from the unworthy. Only the just shall be flat, and only the flat will get justice.

>>113850 Gonna get another grem who's inconvenienced by her nowassive humalawungers and have her make a big titty raygun I can blast the flat gremlin with. Science is war.

>>113851 Can I borrow that Big Titty Raygun? I need it for... reasons.

>>113851 >ANON >IT MALFUNCTIONED >IT... >IT... >IT MADE HER ASS BIGGER

>>113853 You run for the escape tunnel, she may not be able to squeeze through! I'm going to invert the mastlipo generatron and see if that works!

Politely suggest to the grem that she could also get a fat ass by eating more cake and spending more time cuddling with you

Hoooooo are you Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

>>113860 I WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY A POLICEMAN KNEW MY NAME

>>113860 Clever censorship that somehow makes the act romantic

>>113862 Huh, I didn't even notice. She's got hypnotic eyes and boobs.

>>113865 And soft fluffy wings. I can't believe they snuck h*ND holding into that image when one party doesn't even have hands! The image is turbo lewd but still somehow worksafe and cute?

>>113861 I so badly want to lift the roundmage up and watch her flap her cute little wings.

>>113824 Wait, I don't understand. Why do we want to stop Grem from releasing the oppai bomb?

Owl are perfect fluff but I hate the hypnosis bit, very sad hoot.

>>113803 Momonika is the best sabbath, they're very honest about being brats

>>113871 You can always just reskin a regular harpy like we already do with seagulls or headcanon an owl mage who can't/doesn't do the mind control thing. Don't be sad, be creative!

>>113860 >>113861 >My aviation >The beaker >The birbs are alright >A quick hoot (while he’s away) >The hoot by numbers >Wont get hoo’d again >Strigoformophenia >Hoo are you I like birb cover bands. often a gandharva or thunder birb or siren, but the others get involved too.

>>113876 Owl mage would totally do some spoken word prog rock like that album William Shatner came out with a while back

>>113877 Fuck I want to listen to prog with her while we cuddle.

I need pictures! Pictures of SPIDER-WOMAN!

Last thread, someone mentioned a clinic where you could go to hook up with beeg monster girls. How do you suppose the clinic handles makes sure that all beeg monster girls have a fair chance of getting a husband? I know sure as shit that certain ones would be far more popular than others, so I'm not sure how they'd keep it fair.

>>113884 All I know is I would like the BEEG USHI and I assume that she is not that popular because honestly she is a patrician choice and only patricians appreciate her appropriately.

>>113885 Good news, BEEG USHI is not only available, but you get get married to two of them! Or three, or more. Please get as married to as many as you can, they're upset they haven't been picked yet and we can't afford any more stampedes.

>>113884 If you tick the box for beeg but don't know what specific type of girl you want they choose one for you, ez.

>>113884 there's probably a cupid stamping forms somewhere, it's fine

>>113887 I would personally figure that if you didn't know they would either pick one for you at random, or would give you a hundred page long questionnaire asking you about all aspects of your personality so as to assign you the perfect partner; that, or whoever last passed the person administering the questionnaire a hundred bucks.

i can't be certain, but i might be weak to mamano

>>113892 No shame in it. The mamono can sense it, mind you, so don't be surprised if any monster girls you encounter swoop in.

>>113886 The sane part of me knows that I can only handle 1 wife. I am anxious and have self esteem issues and I could never feel llke a group marriage could work for me. BUT >Anon is sitting on a white couch, facing the camera >5 Ushis are behind that couch, looking at him like he is fresh meat

5 fairy sized ushis

>>113897 This but with dragons, jinkos, manticores or just amazonians.

>>113899 best i can do is one

I'll be the one who breaks into the malef's castle with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates.

>>113904 Too late, I already got there with a bottle of chocolate and a box of wine! >t. idiot Anon about to get beeled.

>>113904 >Has gifts >Breaks in You're sending mixed signals. Shouldn't you knock and then offer those on bent knee when she (or one of her many, very deserved) opens the door?

>>113906 traditional dragon courtship seems to involve a lot of breaking & entering and kidnapping.

>>113908 Wait I can just kidnap the malef for free? I she will like it?

>>113909 She'd appreciate your pluck for trying, at least. Might earn you some points.

>>113910 Princess carrying her should be an oneshot attack

>>113911 >should *could >Anon gets to malef's palace >Sneaks past all the newt guards (they know he's there, their lady has just been single too long and he seems nice enough) >After bursting through her door and interrupting her monologue sequence he attempts to pick her up >Only she's not a womanlet like in the profile, she's as tall as he is and the centuries of idly consuming cakes and rich stews have gone straight to her hips and chest >Also, her tail is FAT >Anon's fitness routine was all cardio for the dash out of the castle with his tiny dragon in hand It'll be okay, just... push... through...! Let her heart pupils give you strength!

I'm going to tell mamono i can explode them with my mind.

>>113913 >they imagine what other things you could do to them >they "explode" with pussy juices Anon can in fact, make them explode with his mind

Paladin-chan has started communicating with mysterious gestures. That must mean monsters are nearby. Better stick close to her.

>>113912 If she heartpupils it can't be a bad move, I hope.

>>113920 The interpretation is not wrong...

>>113920 >Tail pussy on non manticore mamonos Always a bit weird

>>113922 Shh.

>>113924 Well it is not like MGE manticores invented it (at least I am pretty sure). Succubi with tail pussies are niche but definitely not unheard of (even outside of Alma Elma from MGQ) and probably the most likely monster type to have one going by hentai.

>>113927 Core tails are a work of art, those thin succubus tails look weak.

>>113928 This, it's a beautiful flower that must be delicately pet and used

>>113928 Apex predator. Nature's perfect raping machine. I think that succinctly sums up what I love about manticore.

>>113934 >Apex predator

>>113935 Urban living has made soft and silly as she is surrounded by modern amenities. But she is still apex. You are like can of pringles to her.

>>113935 That's a subcore, a weak and tamed subspecie of manticore

You can show a manticore a compilation of big cats in captivity doing silly things. You can show her a cute funny kitten montage. You could even present her with a top 10 memorable mantifail moments. However, when she manages to work her big fat meaty paws around her phone, she will hit back with a 'silly human' montage, featuring beastwomen toying with their mollified men.

After thoroughly dominating the manticore, anon stamps "DOMESTICATED" in big bold red on the manticheeks, and then proceeds to parade the batcat, with her hands tied behind her back and wearing a short skirt, a leash and a collar.

I wish she'd TOMesticate me.

>They have venomous spines growing on their tails that are used to prevent interference while milking semen, but besides that, they can also fire them at their prey. This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation. In this state, if a man’s penis is engulfed by their tail, he will reach climax every time the walls of their tail move, and ejaculation will be repeated relentlessly. >Furthermore, in a cruel twist, this venom doesn’t influence the mind anywhere near as much as it influences the body. Knowing fully well what will happen after that, they maliciously retract their spines as if to let the man pull off their tail, but once the man grabs it in his hands, his body will completely ignore his own thoughts, and instead move on its own seeking more ejaculations. Surrendering and spraying cum like a firehose into manticore's sadistic greedy tailpussy

>>113920 Do succubi have fangs? I just noticed that the one in this pic has them, but I don't remember seeing any other succubi with them.

Combine the teasing and teleportation/limb separation of the cheshire with the body type, sadism, appetite and fluff of a manticore.

>>113948 Cut down the sadism and replace it with gentleness and you got my perfect mamono. Hope she's real and waiting somewhere on the other side

>>113941 That's just ugly, just being able to pet her in public is enough

>Anon I have good news and bad news >The bad news is that we are now shipping gentle manticores to those that don't enjoy their sadistic predatory side >The good news is that for every gentlecore we ship, to restore balance to the world, we will produce a manticore with twice the sadism and twice the hunger

>>113952 So everyone is happy? KC did it again, true utopia.

>>113952 >cheshy broke into CoreMail Co. and reversed the shipping labels

>>113954 That's just mean 4 disappointed people and a meeting to switch 'cores Not a funny prank.

>>113955 Leave Cheshy to me!

>>113956 You should manage your kot better. She's clearly missing zoomie sex

>>113957 Makes sense, I'm a millenial.

>>113954 The cores formed a company?

>>113959 A COREporation.

>>113960 CorePURRation, omg

>>113961 That's the kind of corpo I want to work for

>>113961 What do they make?

>>113963 money

>>113964 I must steal their trade secrets then.

Manticore learns magic so she can temporarily transplant your consciousness into a ball of yarn or cardboard box, and then toy and tear it up mercilessly (it isn't painful and feels strangely good).

>>113965 >Anon ventures into Corepurration on a mission of THIEVERY >Gets insta-lossed by the Core in the mail room 5 minutes later Good end.

>>113968 >He didn't make it past the core guards >Not to the laser pointer room with zoomie cores >Not even to the water tank filled with the scuba cores >Not EVEN to the room with the giant manticore chained up guarding the vault

>>113963 Milk

>>113969 The core guard are free, you just have to hold the paw and get out

>>113969 >giant manticore can't be that big

>>113972 She's 2m tall, which means she's gigantic (don't tell her).

>>113973 I'm gonna tell her the mailroom core was taller than her.

>>113974 >Looks at this anon, he made Madeleine cry >Throw him to the slugs

>>113975 im sorry madeline you're very scary and beeg. you're doing a great job guarding the vault. im sure you will pass probation.

I don't care how big the mamono is. She has TWO jobs: 1. She must princess carry me as needed (and I need it) 2. She must be at least 10% yan

>>113972 Anywhere from 6 to 60 feet depending on how important that secret is.

>>113978 Attack of the 50 foot Mantiwife I mean CORE. Manticore. Wife.

I want a fat danuki.

>>113979 Imagine the fluff

>>113980 best start cooking

>>113981 You could get lost in it! Literally she could lose you in there.

>>113983 I'd sink into that heavenly cloud of fluff and she'd never get me to leave.

from tiny to titan

The blob The goop The slop

>>113977 Based and correct.

The facesittening.

>>113988 it's okay if a manticore is shorter than me as long as she's feisty

>>113989 I'm going to dump mana and sizedrain into the shorty until she's tall and smug

>>113990 it's just not a core necessity

>>113991 shortstacks are predators too, i'll give you that.

Russian imperial family.

It's okay if monsters are feisty as long as they're small and dominatable.

>getting dominated by a monster taller than you - hot >getting dominated by a monster shorter than you - also hot

>>113980 Same

>>113993 Time for a revolution

>>113998 Sharks do not like that word.

Mamonos with fat fucking bellies.

>>114000 Yes

>>114001 That is a very pregnant dog.

you know what they say about white boys and hellhounds

you know what they say about black boys and heavenhounds

>>114001 This dog requires 2 kg of high quality medium rare steak STAT.

>>114005 What happens if the steaks are well done?

>>114006 She eats them. The steak has already been wasted, but food is food.

Hellhound doesn't see colour. This is because she is a dog and colourblind.

>>114007 >The steak has already been wasted So melodramatic even a phantom would be jealous.

>>114009 >"This steak was so bad it killed me a second time."

>>114010 You mean it was so good it made your spirit ascend to Hel.

>>114011 Hel's bodyguards, hellhounds btw (hel's hounds), are going to stop you at the border and give you the undead talking to of a deathtime for that well done steak.

>>114012 They're too nice. I know the steak was good, but i don't need the praise from hel's hounds herselves.

>>114006 I think she wouldn't even mind it as a fire-adjacent monster and a canine. You are a dog's husband if you like chewing on shoes. >>114008 Real dogs don't see the same range of colors as humans, but they don't see in black and white. If a dog monster girl was color blind in the same way, she would have protanopia.

>Six 6-9ft helguard hellhounds in full armour and heavily armed escort anon to the interrogation room >Unlike regular hellhounds, these bad girls are stoic, highly-disciplined and abuse the blessing of hel to further unnerve their victims >She doesn't really need bodyguards but they add to her aura, are exceptionally loyal and prefers them over regular assistants or maids >Upset them at your peril >They are very fluffy and sweet if you get married to one

>>114015 You never end up saying what was going to happen to the anon that was being interrogated.

>>114016 He couldn't take the heat. Buckled under the pressure. Squealed.

>>114015 What are they guarding? Monsters aren't too bothered about death and necromancy. Maybe they are sniffing out some order agent trying to sneak into hel to do evil things. Maybe they guard the souls of very dangerous or powerful beings, like dead gods or heroes. Maybe he was detained for the crime of being cute. Maybe someone was trying to steal hel's panties again.

>>114017 Weak. I'd have asked for my Deem lawyer and then not said anything else.

>>113980 That's not healthy for your auntie, you should exercise with her frequently

>>114021 >not said anything else because you were gagged by titty?

>>114015 I'm gonna need a bigger jar of peanut butter.

>>114023 My lawyer is NOT going to be happy about this. You'll hear from her!

>>114025 >That jar of peanut butter was planted on me! It was never my intention to smuggle it or get caught.

>>114015 >>114016 >Now why would a small guy like you, knowing what type of monster is on guard, decide to try and walk on through with several pounds of steak, a sausage string wrapped around your waist as a belt, a vest made of bacon, peanut butter on your ears and nape, 3 tennis balls, a squeaky toy concealed in your shoe, kot perfume and a shirt that says "I love dogs" <No comment

>>114028 With that strong evidence, any mamono court would conclude that he was "Asking for it."

>>114029 It won't go to court. He'll enter a plea deal to become the husband of a retired old-girl hellhound and/or the hellhounds that interrogated him. Cophounds would also like to remind anyone that fancies themselves as 'houndbait' or a 'chewtoy' or 'dogfood' that you do not need to ask for rape in such an audacious and disruptive manner. If you want to be raped, the hellhound already knows - she can smell it.

Man, I tend to wonder how tight and gropable ghosts are considering that they are pretty much ethereal and made of ectoplasm, I wonder if they are very soft but not soft enought for your hand go through their body and if they can have a proper grip with their holes Also I wonder how fertile ghosts are since they are undead and if my seed can properly reach their ethereal wombs or if my ropes will shoot straight through their bodies

>>114030 >that you do not need to ask for rape in such an audacious and disruptive manner. Yeah, but it's more fun that way.

>Anon walks up to hellhound at a dinner >Throws a plate of bacon and eggs at her "RAPE ME YOU COWARD!" >Hellhound sighs >She just wants to be woo'd like those other girls >Why are humans like this?

>>114031 If not you can just go all the way with a Zombie and expect a healthy Zombie daughter

>>114034 But I want big ectoplasm titties all over my face

>>114031 Tldr from the profile, which answers this exaxt same question. Newly formed ghosts are weak and need mana, so they possess you and project their fantasies into your head, and absorb the mana from your horniness. When they have enough mana to materialize, they come out and get raped.

>>114036 Raped and gaped

>>114033 This is it! Surely Prince Charming will swoop in, shoo the rude pervert away, apologize on his behalf and help clean her up! I bet he'd even have a handkerchief!

>>114037 I don't think ypu can have one without the other

I must rape.

Dead hours

>>114043 >extinction event happens >you survive in your bunker but there's nobody left to repopulate with... unless? <necromancy intensifies

>>114044 No necromancy needed, I will biologically reproduce with the dead or I'll die trying

>>114044 >>114045 The thing that would break me in such scenario would be after having a Zombie girlfriend from the start and pretty much making my whole survivor life with her that she would suddenly transform into a Wight all of a sudden after having our usual fun, changing her personality and demeanor completely abd losing forever my cute little retard that I fell in love with That would be scary

>>114046 Just press B dude

bow to your queen!

>>114046 I think that's unlikely. You know how you're always a little bit different with friends than with family? Or with 1 friend group vs. another? Your wife will be the same. Sure, she's a wight now, and she might be a charismatic Chatty Cathy with others. But you knew her when she could convey a whole sentence in a glance, a book in a look. She's closer to you than anyone else, and none of that needs to change, so it won't. Not because YOU fell in love with her when she was like that. At least not just that. But also SHE fell in love with you when she was like that.

>>114046 Anons that act like wighting is inevitable are such worrywarts.

>>114048 Do you ever think that Miss Pharaoh gets tired of dealing with all the Anubii in her court? I'd like to imagine that every so often she likes to slip away from her court, get dressed up in a hoodie and blue jeans and go to movies and amusement parks and stuff.

>>114046 What if you never find out that she wighted? Maybe she keeps acting the same just for the joy of it

>>113994 maybe

>>114048 I will lick her asshole.

>>114055 Extremely based. >Anon, lick my asshole >...I didn't even use my god voice wtf

>>114041 it's a good way to make new monster pals with similar interests

>>114041 This, kot must be touched and pinned down

>>114058 Forgot pic

It's Friday night and you ain't got no room on the couch

>>114061 Easy fix, one if them can sit on my lap, or I can sit in one of their laps.

>>114061 >Friday night Time traveler san...

>>114036 >>114037 Nice... need extremely horny and down bad ghost gf

>>114065 There's a doujin I can't remember the name of kinda like this, she was haunting an apartment a guy ended up renting and she stuck around precisely because he molested her and fucked her stupid every single day.

>>114064 Imagine you could send messages back in time... but only on image boards

>>114067 Yooo, the portals just opened, it's lit af.

>>114068 John Titor... no, Holst Titor!

>>114056 I need more vulva freckles on monstergirls.

>>114054 >>114055 >>114056 I will become a master in prepping monsters for anal and then ravaging mercilessly their asses, I could even give classes about that in university

What is the secret that gives Miss Hatter such a bountiful bust and prodigious posterior? The only mamono I know of that have bigger proportions are Abaddon (who's fucking massive) and Jabberwock (who's also massive, albeit by being really goddamn fat).

What if the stripper actually loves you?🤔

>>114052 That sounds fun. Here's the question though: troublesome tween godling who hasn't grown into her role or mature goddess who's fed up with royal life in general?

>>114076 Sitting all day and eating cakes.

>>114079 Who makes the cakes?

>>114080 Nobody knows.

>>114077 Anal. She pegs me.

>>114084 This would be so adorable.

>>114078 Mature; she's been doing the same role as immortal ruler for innumerable centuries and been dealing with the same boring bureaurcracy and petty politics for each and every day of it. She's bored, she's burned out, and the only thing that makes her happy anymore is slipping away, dropping the regal act, and having some fun.

>>114085 <"I'm gonna fist your peehole!"

>>114087 Less adorable.

It's so over

>>114089 >T.Pyro when Anon fails to notice the love letter she put in his locker. >He did not even touch or move it at all, and is not picking up on her hints. >She's gonna do something drastic at this rate.

>>114089 https://files.catbox.moe/inidhs.jpg

GIANT cheshos

>>114094 Need banyanya for scale

>>114092 I don't know if Pyrows are the type to (intentionally) give hints like that. Their biggest weakness must be clever Anons who are able to quickly figure out their intentions.

>>114097 That other Anon didn't say "Pyrow"--he said "Pyro." I'm pretty sure that is one of the characters from Team Fortress.

Everything is gonna be alwight.

>>114095 She is at least 1 banyanya tall

>>114100 GHOST TITTIES WOO WOO

>>114094 Imagine opening your fridge door one morning as you're making your breakfast and being greeted by the biggest, roundest, bounciest catbutt you've ever seen.

>>114103 Them ain't ghost titties, Miss Wight is as solid as you or me.

>>114097 >cornering a pyrow,getting real close, looking her directly in the eye and asking what it is she really wants

>>114105 SOLID GHOST TITTIES WOO WOO

>>114100 Wight on track (she got interested in race cars)

>>114100 I'm feeling wight as rain. (I want Miss Wight to sit on my face.)

>>114105 W-W-W-WIGHT BLOWJOB!

>>114107 I want to hold hands with a wight and watch a movie while cuddling.

I want a wight to bully me with her massive ass

dragon

>>114111 >>114112 > Be at home, watching old romance with wife at home, cuddling and being lovey-dubey > Feel sleepier and sleepier, doze off after a while > Wake up a little while later with your wife's enormous rump pinned on your face > No chance in hell of you budging it, it's the product of years of overindulgence and all the mana you've pumped into her > "Are you comfy down there, darling? I just saw you sleeping and your face was just so cute, I just knew I wanted to use it as a cushion." > Spend the rest of the movie with your wife's ass on top of you, eating her out as she provides running commentary on what's going on > Gives you a handjob with her ghost hands everytime she orgasms > Both of you are absolure messes by the end of the movie, wife bridal carries you upstairs so you both can get cleaned up > Such is married life with a wight

>>113860 owl mages are truly beautiful >>113871 I've always just headcanon'd it as "their eyes are really entrancing" instead of literal hypnosis

>>114117 in function the hypnosis seems to only sedate or pacify anon to hold still as the owl swoops in similar results have been had from anon staring at huge boobs

>>114113 She looks silly, what's her deal ?

>>114119 Probably raised by parents in a healthy relationship with good communication. And then she fell in with dorks. DORKS. Of course, lots-and-lots of Anons are into dorks, so she's already got a boy she likes and some gyaru-adjacent classmates cheering her on.

>>114119 dragon raised by rabbits love carrots

>>114122 What if Dragon raised by CATS?

>>114123 dragons are cats

>>114124 Dragon scritches?

>>114125 all monsters like scritches, thats hardly a point of distinction

>>114065 being haunted aint easy...

>>114126 The question, then, is how do I get to the scritchable parts of this girl? She seems great and judging by the image she is likely on the market.

>>114128 you just do, just make the motion, all monsters understand that humans were given hands for scritches so theyll come when you do

>>114129 Oh, that would be so comfy, giving scritches to my large wife.

walking up to a cupid and touching her abs

>>114131 this but ass

theres a blood moon tonight, you have a couple hours to prepare; lock your windows, bar your doors, and hide under your safety blanket

>>114133 How do I ensure that I'll get jumped by a big ass hellhound on that blood moon?

>>114134 you can just blow a rape whistle

>>114135 No, no, I want her to blow my "rape whistle".

Cursed Rape whistle is a boss summoning item like in terraria but only works on the blood moon and summons a Hellhound Prime.

>>114137 So a mega badass hellhound with twice the tits and muscles?

>>114138 “The air is getting warmer around you…”

>>114139 Oh so the deal comes with an ignis?

>>114137 >Hellhound Prime A hellhound who possesses the Matrix of Leadership!?

>>114141 its the collar of leadership

>>114141 the dominatrix, maybe

>>114143 Or the MOMinatrix, after a year or two.

>>114133 Well, I just heard the news today It seems my life is goin' to change I closed my eyes, begin to pray Then tears of joy stream down my face With pants wide open under the moonlight Welcome to this place, I'll show you everything With pants wide open With pants wide open

>>114146 Who are you waiting for, actually?

>>114147 usually an old and fat cheshire

>>114148 Like, your mom?

>>114149 I now want to bang Anon's mom.

>>114149 Wouldn't that mean that anon is a chesh too? I'm gonna get some popcorn, you done fucked up.

>>114150 WTF, she's a mom meaning she's already married, plz no NTR shit here, goddamn

>>114151 >Anon is a chesh prowling capybara in search of romantic partners >and there's a bloodmoon incoming Give her a shout if you're a catfucker. Might be your chance.

>>114152 I'm sure Anon is adopted.

>>114126 I'm a perfectly normal human male and I also like a good scotch. Through scritch, unity. >>114127 One could hope for a smaller ghost, but then the weight could be worth it...

>>114153 i am troubled, by fatcats

>>114154 >banged a hot chesh >now have to marry her >you're also stuck with some capybara autist she adopted before >Still nope.

>>114157 Worth it. You get a Chesh!

>>114145 Good, I love incest Also Friday is almost upon us

>You came with the perfect I Railed Your Mom joke >only to find out that the target anon has outdone you long ago by fucking his own mom himself Fucking hell. Some of the MGE fags are completely fucked.

>>114163 Being the reincarnation of one's dead dad does that to people.

>>114162 I have 0 danukis in my bed. I should have at least 1.

Consider nacho, but cow.

>>114123 If she's fluffy, perfection Otherwise, failure

>>114167 but shes a big meanie

>>114169 She's just cranky because she's really pent up from not being milked.

>>114173 but how is she going to get milked if she scares off everyone?

>>114174 That's her Sisyphean task

Poppy alurane that plays in a grunge band

>>114180 I'm glad she stopped making pop music and is now making actual music.

Is it weird that i find bugs cute?

>>114183 no, that means youre a man

>>114184 Admitting that all men belong to bugs is not going make you popular with the other mamono.

>chesh plays the bongos on anon’s helmet! >anon takes 1 damage >anon focuses on his map >anon is focusing >chesh rubs her head on him >anon takes 2 damage >anon is distracted

>>114180 >Poppy alurane So opium breast milk?

>>114185 Cupids calculate vectors?

>>114190 You shouldn't be surprised that the acute angles can do math.

>And for my first wish, i wish that all the words ending in -ties shall not end in -titties <"Very well, this too is well within my abilititties. I shall make amenititties so that all the communititties now speak only in titties. Let's hope that the other deititties don't get mad at these language particularititties.

It’s a bad idea to summon demons. A very bad idea. Look I know the order is wrong on a lot of things, but on this one they are absolutely correct. Do not summon demons. You’ll regret it. No going back. It’s a really bad idea. They are powerful and cunning and out to get you. It’s best not to dabble in such things. Just let it lie. You don’t need to summon a demon. Summon a pizza instead and never think of summoning a demon again. Do you understand? Im gonna turn around and I’m sure you aren’t going to produce some chalk and draw a summoning circle, because you’re smart and smart people don’t summon demons. Just don’t.

>>114193 But what if i summon a demon that can summon pizzas? It's just efficient when you think about it.

>>114188 Cats are truly the best companions

>>114193 instructions unclear, summoned fatass demon with pizza

>>114193 >summon a pizza >there was a demon summoning circle drawn in cheese and pepperoni

>>114197 Wait did you summon her using the pizza or did she come with pizza when summoned?

>>114199 Yes.

I explicitly advised against this

>>114201 You can't really call it a warning if you didn't mention any consequences.

>>114202 She’s evil. She’s blue. I’m not racist against blue by the way I just think that blue people can’t be trusted. She’s way too sexy. She’ll raid the fridge. She’ll interrupt my church sermons with crude interjections and demand constant debates. She’ll probably bring her friends and then her end goal is everyone will have a demon wife or blue circle of friends and everyone’s kids will be demons and other fiends.

do not the demons

So if step on some dirt, and the dirt goes "harder~" am i in trouble?

Creepy doll! living doll but give it a shitty spy kinda power where everyone shouts "creepy doll!" when they first see it

>>114208 I meant shitty SCP fuck.

>>114204 Ok, but where are the negatives? You're only listing positives.

>>114211 She's allergic to cats.

>>114208 So an actual cursed doll, except the curse she got is mildly annoying to her and everyone around her. I kinda feel sorry for her.

>>114214 Cursed dolls are cute BECAUSE they're creepy, though.

>>114216 Boring, give us the big paws

>>114218 Lewd

>>114218 Betrayal, BETRAYAL! SUMMON THE BEAST COURT!

>>114220 I want to ponder this Chesh

>>114221 Emergency snek mating ball armour GO

>>114207 Surely masochist Gnomes are safe to be around or on

>>114189 >MGE physicians prescribe "milk of the poppy" as a painkiller >fresh is the best they say >result: alraune nursing handjobs to make the booboo go away

I would have sex with a cat lady

>>114225 What if you're already married and aren't a complete slut?

>>114229 Wife eats alraune synthesised chemical, milk now has same property.

what if you played a card game and just accidently summoned your boss monster as a monstergirl?

>>114231 Then ygo players will get a lot of seasonal meta waifus, and there will be atleast some variety as just becuase somethings teair 1/0 measn people will play it that and they'red be a MASSIVE increase in dragons

>>114232 Are you having a stroke?

>>114233 Don't do mantivenom, kids

>>114233 of my dick, why you ask?

>>114235 Might want to redo some of them words amigo before the haku gets to you.

>>114234 actually, mantivenom doesn't affect your mind all that much. it's mostly the body. now that's actually even sexier because if you do get lovey lovey ~~~~ mindbroken by her venom it's because you've taken a truly stupid dose of her venom and are so sensitive you probably cum from her merely breathing on your dick.

Why has hakutakus degraded from >Mountain sage full of wisdom and knowledge to >school teacher that rapes the illitarate

>>114239 Because barely anyone wants to go to a mountain.

>>114239 People just don't go to mountains for their wisdom anymore. I imagine a modern day "mountain sage" would just have a substack

>>114238 mantivenom redirects blood from rest of the body into dick, causing all kinds of side-effects until you incubize and can handle it.

>>114231 As a monored aggro player I'd be swarmed by goblins and fire elementals And Im perfectly cool with that. Cheap aggro goblin swarm decks ftw

>>114243 >incoherent goblinian cockthirst It really do be like that.

>>114243 it's the little things

>>114228 Same, they have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes them the best mamonos except for one. I guess dogfags feel the same for dogs

You're going to the netherlands.

>>114247 Tulip fever, huh?

>>114247 I heard they can legally buy magic mushrooms, weird lads

>>114193 I like them

>>114247 why i already live there

>>114231 id have a lot of beetles and other bugs

It is Friday and this thread has a DISTURBING lack of Auntsters.

>>114253 and good music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p8GXZcdrIk

>>114183 For me auntie Abba is the cutest

>>114253 My auntster keeps filling my inbox on Friday with her nudes while I'm at work

>>114256 Auntsters are very clever girls, they can adapt and use technology to their advantage

>>114258 Not just technology, but also they research current day popular fashion trends in young girls, mannerisms and culture so they can go on dates with you and making sure that you get the most realistic and fulfilling girlfriend experience

>>114259 A hunter has to properly research how to lure his prey and how to catch it It's their natural instincts evolved for our current times

>>114260 >Auntster calls my mom >Bakes her chocolate chip cookies recipe Instaloss.

>>114253 My ancient auntster that came out of space and suddenly was my momster's sister

>>114261 Imagine instaloss 4komas of anon and her auntster, probably the most popular page in the MGE newspaper

>>114262 But that's just an aunt, what kind of non-euclidean family tree nonsense is this?!

>>114263 Just like best seller novels like "I made a move on my nephew and we have been going at it since 5 years ago and now I'm pregnant for the 6th time" or "I can' believe that my nephew has made so many moves on me in public since I decided to seduce him a Friday after work?!"

>>114259 That fat cat in gyaru fashion is my kriptonite, I hope she becomes my aun after portals open

>>114061 Well Seymour, I made it despite your instructions.

>>114253 Having a bug auntster is great, I wish she didn't give birth so often though, my home is running out of space

>>114061 Who are they? My imouto and my auntster?

>>114269 It doesn't matter who they are. What matters is their plan.

>>114198 This is how you summon the thiccest, NEETest deem around.

>>114269 Imagine a hot sweaty and steamy night of gaming with them

>>114273 >doing lewd stuff around the house with your auntster and your imouto >sometimes all together >sometimes with one at a time when the other isn't around >you mom keeps doing stuff and chores normally never realizing the debauchery happening at her house Kinky

>>114274 Wait until the pregnancies start

>>114273 I read that as "hot sweaty and steamy night of gaping"

you could probably fool a snake with a pillow that vaguely resembles anon

>>114276 That will come eventually too

>>114275 I bet she will be happy about having grandchildren Just how grandmas get the greatest happiness when giving birth to their own great grandchildren

>>114272 Not quite.

>>114280 Extra fatty monsters are the best

>>114281 You still shouldn't call your mermaid wife a fatty tuna.

>>114281 Auntie demon looks so fine

>>114284 Blobfish

Watch out, anon! She's looking for someone to pamper!

>>114287 Fridays with auntie are the best

>>114288 I’m calling her mommy.

>>114287 >She's looking for someone to pamper I wear Huggies, not Pampers.

>>114289 Mommy can have her turn too

I just want a milf deem to spoil me and I will literally give her anything she wants in the contract in return

>>114287 Is this the legendary big titty goth mommy GF?

>>114293 Doesn't look goth to me.

>>114296 "Now anon, about your part of the deal..."

>>114295 All deems look a LITTLE goth due to the black sclera, red eyes, and blue complexion. Some deems LEAN INTO IT.

Geez It sure is incestuous around here

>>114299 i dont want incest, i just want her to be a milf and mommy me.

>>114300 Mamono are great moms.

>>114299 I know, it's great

>>114298 >black sclera, red eyes, and blue complexion. Those traits don't sound like goth to me either.

>>114301 >CHILD, LOOK, IT IS YOU <Man I love my family >ANON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF IN THE MAGIC SCREEN? <I'm fine- ! >ANON, LOOK, IT IS YOU

>>114303 >coworker >wife >maid >neet >partygirl man she has access to a lot of jobs

>>114287 I'm safe, she's not a kot

>>114304 There's no better way to show your love for your mother than letting her give birth to your babies at least once

>>114299 Yes, CC office lady lost.

>>114301 >>114304 First time I saw this image the dragon mommy's dialogue was >Behold, whelp! 'tis you! or something

>>114303 Those demonic traits do give her the vibe regardless. Life must be tough for the pure, meek little librarian deem.

>>114307 >anon shatters the time space continuum just to become his own father

>>114309 >>114301 Cute dragon daughteru will grow up to be just like her mom.

>>114311 >Philip J. Anon

>>114239 >illitarate Get into the rape chamber, gweilo.

elf seggs

>>114307 Same with grandma, let her gave birth and hold in her arms her great granddaughter

>Arch-Demon High Justice 'Gavel of the Demon Lord' Vano [Lvl 9034] used headpat! >CRITICAL HIT! 20491253235234 damage! >Anon has lost the will to fight!

>>114319 >press face into tits >she collapses immediately

>>114320 anon you can't just cheat superbosses like that

>>114321 It's too late, my face is already pressed between her naked breasts and I am using her soft, voluptuous body as a daki. I have already won.

who qualifies as a superboss in mge anyway

>>114323 beeg tits beeg thighs beeg ass legs for days

>>114319 I never had a will to fight, but the headpat is appreciated. I won't be held responsible if pressing my face into her noble bosom results in anyone instalosing though.

>>114317 Ancient auntsters are the best

>>114323 Eros.

>>114326 Why does she look vaguely grotesque

>>114327 Does Eros have a husband? I bet she's very pink.

>>114324 >YFW baphomet in the beginner zone

>>114323 Tutorial fairy

>>114328 Hot sweaty mature bodies are not grotesque at all

>>114330 I had no chance against her

>>114330 i would massage her flattie chest

>>114328 It's the shading color and intensity plus the detail put into her anus. I can't tell if there's some foreshortening that's supposed to be going on there or if her lower body is also way out of proportion.

It’s ok to be level drained by an imp

>>114337 what happens if you level drain the imp does she get even smaller

>>114339 >harem consisting of an imp and three fairies >bed shaking, blackout orgasmic level draining sex with imp >makes her shrink >let the fairies drain you so they get imp's levels >fairies grow bigger than the imp

Pregnant monster loli. 12-year old mother of 4.

>>114341 Monsters sure are built different

>>114340 If that were how it worked I’d say let them drain me until I’m smaller than all 4. It’ll be a fair fight then.

<Humans are weak and small <Too weak for own good, yes? <Come see friend Jinko, she will get levels for one so helpless and cute as you >You're not sure if this is a trap,threat, or friendly offer >You are sure there will be a cat

>>114344 Yes, I will level drain the big jinko and molest her fluffy parts when she's all tired

>>114324 Legs for days, eh?

If I had a mamono I would be real weird about it.

>>114350 that's fair

I want to be taken as prisoner of war by the strongest and thickest dullahan I can find, marry her, and then retire from the military life to open a cafe in a small mamono town in the countryside.

>>114350 What do you mean by that?

>>114353 Sex. He means sex.

>>114354 You can have some pretty weird sex with monsters, it's true.

>>114353 >>114354 Well, no. I mean that I would dote on her monster bits in weird ways. But, like, depending on the monster lady, it'd vary. >Wax the dragon's scales! >Brush the cat! >Poke the hellhound's beans! >Constantly ask the Ushi for "Ushi rides" around town >Build a snek nest for your snek wife so she can have blankets and heat lamps and a husband all in 1 place. >Nibble antennae >Nibble ears >Roast marshmallows on the Ignis etc. All that kind of stuff.