> Be married to former deem general of the Demon Lord army > Was taken prisoner of war by her three days before the end of the war, signed contract with her the next day > Live in big manor with deem wife, small army of kikimora you're pretty sure were special forces back in the war > Entire wing is devoted to deem wife's collection of arms and armor > Deem wife still likes to sit on old throne > Deem wife still likes to wear increasingly snug army uniform > Deem wife likes to roleplay with you, with you recreating your role as pow

>>113779 What mamono TASTE the best, though? I have heard good things about shog, but am interested in experts weighing in.

>>113782 i'd a barometz

>>113781 I am stricken by the unexplainable desire to serve the blueberry.

>>113771 It's a big problem with mostly diurnal humans, the costs of keeping up the infrastructure at nights simply exceed the benefits of the few customers coming to visit the shop. When there'll be tons of nocturnal mamono it's not gonna be an issue anymore.

>>113782 Gargoyle but only for seasoning. Lava golem for a similar reason. You don’t eat them, but they make fine dining surfaces.

>>113782 I can't stop thinking bout deez fox nuts turns out it's edible water lily

>>113782 Claustro. Just lean in and lick her.

>Walk past claustro/mimic >Anons legs dangling outside comedically >”What are you looking at?” >”Oh. How rude of me.” >She slurps them in >mouth/chest belches out his socks >”Excuse me.”

>>113784 What's there to be explained? If you were face to face with a beautiful and dominating figure like that, you'd fall on your knees and serve the blueberry any way she asked. God only knows I would.

>>113791 What if she asked to be baked into a muffin with her sisters?

>>113792 Blueberry muff…

>>113779 I want to taste a Sabbath Troll

>>113794 the farmer sabbath is all fun and games until they go full monsanto

>>113795 I need a reddit sabbath where they karma farm.

>>113781 >former deem Oh no, what did she turn into after the war? Inb4 "wife." Did they suck the blue out of her as part of the peace agreement and make her a normal succ?

>>113794 I bet she smells like freshly baked bread and flowers

>>113782 I can lick the titty sweat of a hebi all day long

>>113796 isnt that just the momonika sabbath? Im sure they shitpost on reddit while the men go full barcade and play dance dance revolution and foosball

>>113794 I bet she's very fertile

>>113800 Momonika's crew is just kids, not pretentious know-it-alls.

>>113799 Snake oil…

>>113800 No, I need a sabbath of the most wildly toxic, always online girls imagineable. Plus at least a heavy splash of Belle Delphine for extra toxicity.

>>113799 You know that mamono can see when you post like this, right? FAT TITTED HEBIS are going to race to your location when portals open. >The melee on your front lawn over your affections will be adorable >Also TERRIFYING >Also EROTIC

>>113806 My front yard will turn into a pasture of cows, succs and eels holding home baked treats. It'll look strange to the neighbors, but I will be happy.

I’d like to see a lim reduce a proud order hero such as myself into a nursing handjob addict. As if. Won’t happen. She can’t and won’t.

>>113810 Kinda deem for a lim.

saw a hound family move in 2 blocks down, gotta buy a rape alarm now.

>>113811 There's a little deem in every monster. Some monsters just have a lot more deem in them than others. Sometimes a lot more.

>>113813 >Mecha Limzilla >Actually piloted by a deem

>>113813 Lotta deem nutz

>>113814 >Meet a cute h*man girl >You're confused by how this happened, but it did >She trips >The top of her skull hinges open >Inside is a tiny deem in a tiny cockpit >She hurriedly closes her mech's skull

>LLM >LiLiM

>>113817 In a better world LLM would stand for Long Lamia Mommy. She is NOT large, that's all egg laying weight.

>>113816 This would make me ONE MILLION TIMES more interested.

>>113818 Large Lich Mammaries are really good too.

>>113821 Mommy

>"DO it?" >"Anon, I'm not some common sabbath hack. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?" >"I dropped the oppai-bomb 35 minutes ago."

>>113824 Oppaiheimer.

Tim Curry died, post alps and spooky clowns or whatever, RIP

>>113806 I welcome that with open arms Or rather I welcome big sweaty hebi titties right in my face

>>113826 I heard Dolly Parton died too.

>>113826 How'd you do I, see you've met my, faithful... handyman.

>>113829 >not much of a succ by the light of day >but by night I'm one heck of a lover~

>>113826 Funny enough, after seeing the news, I had a video pop up in my feed regarding the Sandown clown, and how clowns in general are possibly based off of the nephilim. It made me wonder what one could do with that writing-wise that hasn't been done to death countless times before.

>>113832 Clowns are half-angels?

>>113824 >"I dropped the oppai-bomb 35 minutes ago." And you didn't tell me?! I wanted to watch! I had goggles and everything! I thought we had something special!

>>113826 He finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by faggotry, pour one out. Semi-related, man do I want someone to actually make and sell these fumos.

>>113833 It's a dive I'm not going to get into here cause it's not really MGE related, but, kinda. It at least gives some more potential for Bogies for any writefag wanting to utilize them.

>>113836 It'd be a good fit for the mythology/origins thread >>61039

>>113834 You missed FAT HAG, but you can still catch LITTLE BOYA

>>113832 I can think of two ideas. The CG has a clown based angel, who are more biologically human than the other angels. She uses, or used, these angels to bring joy and laughter to mortals, and a former mamono lord used their appearance to make bogies for malicious and deceitful purposes. The other idea is that a region filled mostly with bogie mamono mana transforms really devout human women into a unique angel/clown race. To be honest I kind of crammed the nephilim part into these ideas. They could easily work without it, (i.e. its just a special type of pure angel for the former, and its just normal angels that get corrupted in a unique way for the latter).

>>113821 Undead roaming with huge titties are the best

Does the red ghoul bits taste better than the brown ghoul bits? Are ghouls uniquely coloured, like how there are no two cows with the same pattern?

>>113844 It looks like blood and is probably liquid mana, so it should have a taste. You might be able to lick a ghoul clean if you're fast enough; I don't know how quickly it returns.

>>113824 "Too bad you didn't drop it on yourself, FLATTY."

>>113848 She is a gremlin convinced that flat is power and boobs get in the way. She’s a flat fundamentalist. Further, she wants to monopolise that power and remove it from the unworthy. Only the just shall be flat, and only the flat will get justice.

>>113850 Gonna get another grem who's inconvenienced by her nowassive humalawungers and have her make a big titty raygun I can blast the flat gremlin with. Science is war.

>>113851 Can I borrow that Big Titty Raygun? I need it for... reasons.

>>113851 >ANON >IT MALFUNCTIONED >IT... >IT... >IT MADE HER ASS BIGGER

>>113853 You run for the escape tunnel, she may not be able to squeeze through! I'm going to invert the mastlipo generatron and see if that works!

Politely suggest to the grem that she could also get a fat ass by eating more cake and spending more time cuddling with you

Hoooooo are you Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

>>113860 I WOKE UP IN A SOHO DOORWAY A POLICEMAN KNEW MY NAME

>>113860 Clever censorship that somehow makes the act romantic

>>113862 Huh, I didn't even notice. She's got hypnotic eyes and boobs.

>>113865 And soft fluffy wings. I can't believe they snuck h*ND holding into that image when one party doesn't even have hands! The image is turbo lewd but still somehow worksafe and cute?

>>113861 I so badly want to lift the roundmage up and watch her flap her cute little wings.

>>113824 Wait, I don't understand. Why do we want to stop Grem from releasing the oppai bomb?

Owl are perfect fluff but I hate the hypnosis bit, very sad hoot.

>>113803 Momonika is the best sabbath, they're very honest about being brats

>>113871 You can always just reskin a regular harpy like we already do with seagulls or headcanon an owl mage who can't/doesn't do the mind control thing. Don't be sad, be creative!

>>113860 >>113861 >My aviation >The beaker >The birbs are alright >A quick hoot (while he’s away) >The hoot by numbers >Wont get hoo’d again >Strigoformophenia >Hoo are you I like birb cover bands. often a gandharva or thunder birb or siren, but the others get involved too.

>>113876 Owl mage would totally do some spoken word prog rock like that album William Shatner came out with a while back

>>113877 Fuck I want to listen to prog with her while we cuddle.

I need pictures! Pictures of SPIDER-WOMAN!

Last thread, someone mentioned a clinic where you could go to hook up with beeg monster girls. How do you suppose the clinic handles makes sure that all beeg monster girls have a fair chance of getting a husband? I know sure as shit that certain ones would be far more popular than others, so I'm not sure how they'd keep it fair.

>>113884 All I know is I would like the BEEG USHI and I assume that she is not that popular because honestly she is a patrician choice and only patricians appreciate her appropriately.

>>113885 Good news, BEEG USHI is not only available, but you get get married to two of them! Or three, or more. Please get as married to as many as you can, they're upset they haven't been picked yet and we can't afford any more stampedes.

>>113884 If you tick the box for beeg but don't know what specific type of girl you want they choose one for you, ez.

>>113884 there's probably a cupid stamping forms somewhere, it's fine

>>113887 I would personally figure that if you didn't know they would either pick one for you at random, or would give you a hundred page long questionnaire asking you about all aspects of your personality so as to assign you the perfect partner; that, or whoever last passed the person administering the questionnaire a hundred bucks.

i can't be certain, but i might be weak to mamano

>>113892 No shame in it. The mamono can sense it, mind you, so don't be surprised if any monster girls you encounter swoop in.

>>113886 The sane part of me knows that I can only handle 1 wife. I am anxious and have self esteem issues and I could never feel llke a group marriage could work for me. BUT >Anon is sitting on a white couch, facing the camera >5 Ushis are behind that couch, looking at him like he is fresh meat

5 fairy sized ushis

>>113897 This but with dragons, jinkos, manticores or just amazonians.

>>113899 best i can do is one

I'll be the one who breaks into the malef's castle with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates.

>>113904 Too late, I already got there with a bottle of chocolate and a box of wine! >t. idiot Anon about to get beeled.

>>113904 >Has gifts >Breaks in You're sending mixed signals. Shouldn't you knock and then offer those on bent knee when she (or one of her many, very deserved) opens the door?

>>113906 traditional dragon courtship seems to involve a lot of breaking & entering and kidnapping.

>>113908 Wait I can just kidnap the malef for free? I she will like it?

>>113909 She'd appreciate your pluck for trying, at least. Might earn you some points.

>>113910 Princess carrying her should be an oneshot attack