>>116082 i'm confused about what age demons think i am an adult

>>116089 >"It's negotiable. Have a seat! Let's talk about it."

>>116086 elves...have changed

I am not very good at negotiating. I need a deem to represent me when negotiating with the deem.

>>116094 in b4 "deemception"

>>116002 The undead are pickles when you stop to think about it. >>116076 For the right price... >>116092 I love Japanese meat elves. >>116094 If you are unable to obtain a deem advisor one will be provided, but it will probably be the other lawyer's sister or bestie. This is not considered a conflict of interest in monster courts.

I'd keep it simple and let the deem I'm negotiating with represent me instead. Leaves zero room for miscommunication.

>>116108 She managed to win you breakfast in bed! But you also owe her wing massages.

>>116108 that's called power of attorney i think

Gag order on anon. With a tail bulb or deem tit.

>>116109 I cannot guarantee I won't press the upper half of my face into the skin and shout "I'm batman!"

I found some stuff in the disorganized mess I call a Monster Girl folder and got a good laugh out of it

>>116113 ms greenworm just can't stop stunting on it

Beware the demon’s smooch.

>>116116 they made melty kiss too strong

>>116117 If it doesn’t get you, then the HoT (Horny over time) malus from the magic lipstick smooch marks will drain your balls dry

>>116117 It's not my fault, they made a smooch stronger than a man.

>>116119 MEA CULPA

>>116121 I don't like this picture. Its smug aura mocks me.

>>116121 Let's be honest: I always already on the ropes and never stood a chance anyway. The kiss just sealed the deal and acted as a convenient autism bypass.

>>116120 many blessings

>>116116 lipstick marks are evil. Worse than hickeys and bitemarks

>I pepper demon's thighs, tummy, boobs, cheeks (face), cheeks (buttocks), tail, back, wings, pussy, pussy, pussy and pussy in kisses >No marks made >Nobody knows how much I love her except her >Deem kisses me ONCE (for sake of argument) >Lipstick on cheek >EVERYONE, now knows I am deem bait >can't even rub it off without a magic handkerchief because the kiss is magic Demoncracy at work.

>>116130 you just need to be bitey. Maybe not on her pussy, pussy, pussy, or pussy, but most everywhere else is fair game. Especially her neck and breasts.

>>116131 >Maso-Subby deem asking for pussy bites

>>116131 you can tell a manticore's weakspot is her neck. they grew a mane to try and block anons nips and bites

>>116138 Why does a manticore require shielding from male nipples?

For all of you Friday incest freaks here's the sequel freshly uploaded https://exhentai.org/g/4169105/abc132dbf9/

Rule 1 of binding a demon is to remember that the demon is much smarter and much more powerful than you, and therefore to insist on a power limiter in the contract so you can decide when she's allowed to use her powers. Rule 2 is to fuck her at least once a week with all of her powers locked, just to remind her that you can.

>>116141 That's too complicated. I'm writing into her contract that I get to pick whatever dessert I want when dining out and then she can do whatever at all other times. She told me this is a really fair deal and she'd know--she has a LOT of sisters.

Oh yeah, it's Friday! Do your best at work today, anon Auntie will be waiting to heal your exhaustion for the whole weekend

>>116141 The first rule is to have fun.

>>116140 >finally the mom giving birth to her son's baby Now that is how true filial love is, that's definitely a proud momster

>>116141 That's retarded and gay. I married my demon wife BECAUSE she is extremely powerful, and my contract explicitly stipulates that we should seek mutual consent on every thing regarding either of us. If your demon wife doesn't want to respect your will and is going to use bullshit power of contracts to have you do shit for her than you should probably not marry her in the first place, she's a domineering bitch and she can go fuck herself with that attitude.

>>116147 Sounds like some switch S&M with a legal flavoring to me. They could just be into that, and that's alright.

>>116148 It'd just get really boring really soon if they're going to actually put that into marriage contract. Remember it's something you sign once per your life, and it's what ultimately governs your marriage for the rest of your lives. S&M shit would be better implemented through Devil contracts, do not mix them up with the Demon marriage contract, those are comparatively weak and generally temporary magical pacts used generally for lewd stuff.

>>116140 I'm glad she's finally pregnant and it's no longer just cumflation

>>116149 Was that written somewhere or are you using headcanon?

>>116151 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Devil%27s_Contract it's not far off; blowjob coupons are a thing

>>116151 I can't point at the wiki since it's behind cloudflare but yes, there were those "devil pacts" mentioned somewhere. Those are made by the devils and they are much weaker and less general than demon ones, and they are used precisely to make someone blow a guy for a whole minute and stuff like that.

>>116149 A demon can put whatever she wants in her contract. If she thinks anon is going to sign an S&M contract, she'd have no reason not to.

>>116154 Yeah, if either of them is big into a kink there's no reason not to put it into the actual contract. You might want to leave it more flexible than just "once a week," but Anon's insisting on inserting his own preferences again here.

>>116154 All I say is that there is no reason to put extra things into a powerful contract. Can't they just figure that out without any global power contracts. Yeah she can create a similar paper to devil's contract and write something in there but, putting things like that in the global contract looks more like a security threat than actual fun time. Sure demons can use contracts for that It just doesn't have to be THE marriage contract.

so is she a firefighter or something?

doodle the noodle

>>116160 It's the firehose of falsehood! She will cover you in nonsense and misdirection so you won't even notice when she takes off your pants!

>>116162 >get a bit of water on your pants >monsters immediately begin stripping you while spouting facts about hypthermia they're so considerate and thoughtful and empathetic

I want to be courted by half a dozen demons who collaborate to design a contract of unprecedented complexity and specificity that makes all other demons weep from sheer jealousy.

>>116167 >half a dozen demons who collaborate Your greed sickens me.