>>115001 Pocari sweat is good Would be better served on a Jinko

the back of her coattails, the underside of her hat, the inside of her sleeves she is a mushroom parody of human outline but she does such a good job nobody believes me it is the world that is mad, not i but yeah i'll have some tea

>Mushroom >Mushroom >Mushroom >Mushroom

>>115003 We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for fungi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJSzABM-K0 >>115004 I'd love to drink Jinko sweat too.

>>115003 >Not quite an animal. Bullshit! She's 100% a tea party animal

>>115000 >>115001 A strange phenomenon really. Mamonos seem to get a rank up if they put themselves in new clothes. Scientists are working hard for hours to study and learn why this is

>>115009 the curious case of the greenworm, the papillon and the wonderworm give conflicting data but maybe greenworm is an outlier

>>115009 Every outfit has level requirements and stat bonuses. That's why so many incubi are dressed like Conan the Barbarian.

>>115009 >Anon hears new clothing can level up a mamono >Tries to put a new outfit on his werecat >Does not remember that cats don't wear clothes!

>>115007 She's going to get very flustered if you ask that. Then, with her face buried in her paw, she will hand you the towel she was just using.

>>115009 Miss Hatter herself seems to be an exception to this; I don't think I've ever seen an alternative outfit for her in fanart that surpasses her KC-drawn original.

>>115015 true.

>>115015 She looks hot in that sports wear and I normally dislike both her and human "monster" girls in general

HAT

>>115018 > Aboobra Cadabra I would suddenly be a whole lot more interested in magic shows if they included Miss Hatter making her breasts explode in size.

What's the hazing ritual?

Pear-shaped loli Hatter anal plowing from behind

>>115021 I love Pork

>>115024 Absolutely haram

>>114933 >Judging by the fact that on profile pics they are all constantly leaking juices, it's probably more than some The girls could also just be uncontainably moist. It'd be an annoyance for her day to day but boy would sliding it into that be nice. >>115001 Really it's >h*man woman >h*man woman, with stylish hat Works for dark mages, too.

>girl asks a dark mage to make her prettier so she can attract a boy she wants >girl gets turned into a toad

>>115027 she could have at least given the poor lass some clothes

>>115028 Get out

>>115026 >h*man woman >h*man woman, with stylish hat For me it's >little girl, with stylish hat and big butt

Some of the Zipangu tour guides take the job a little too seriously, although I suppose you can't really blame them. Imagine training your entire life for infiltration and assassination and then finding out that your first and possibly last mission is to escort some clueless foreigner while he takes pictures of all the popular tourist spots.

>>115027 >first boy she sees gets instantly addicted to getting throatfucked Hey, if it works it works

>>115026 >Works for dark mages, too. True. Many a man has been snared by the dark mage in DEVILISH DISGUISE.

Winterstown tourists are free use for single Yetis, and they won't hesitate to do it in public if you give her your marriage flag

>>115026 clothes make the man hat makes the monster

>>115033 I really don't think any men are going to be looking to see if she's wearing a hat or not.

>>115027 I mean, it worked. Imagining the things she can do with that tongue is making me twitch.

I thought I’d finally humiliated the Cheshire Cat, that is until she learned about my ___ fetish.

>>115038 Three letters long fetish, eh? I bet I know what those three little letters are. SEX

>>115039 CAT. HAT. ASS. PAW

>>115040 No, Anon is a pervert who gets off to SEX. Cheshy is right to humiliate him for it. PUBICLY.

>>115038 Oh no she learnt about my sub tomboy fetish, poor poor me

One idea I'm kinda a fan of is that Mad Hatters have the ability to alter their bodily dimensions at will; it's not a spell or the result of a potion or something, you won't ever see them actually do it, and they won't ever acknowledge doing it, even if you outright ask them; it's just something they like to do on their own inscrutable whims. > You're sitting down to tea with your Hatter wife. You go up to the bathroom and when you return your previously petite wife has breasts to put a holstaur to shame. She never acknowledges any change and doesn't know what you're talking about when you ask. > The Hatter waitress at your favorite cafe normally has a small but well-shaped butt, one you've admired many times; out of the corner of your eye, however, she looks like she has an absolute massive dumptruck that wobbles and bounces with each step she takes. > You go down to the beach to get a proper suntan and you see a Hatter get out of her usual outfit to wear proper swimware; she looks flat as a board at first, but in her swimsuit she's so utterly stacked that there's no way in hell that her normal clothes would ever be able to fit on her.

>>115041 >pubic humiliation Anons going to have purple fuzz in his mouth!

>>115043 Fits very well with how candid she is. >Anon my breasts have always been big <Yes but they are HUGE >And?

>>115045 Oh, yeah, the candidness is crucial to the whole idea. I also like to imagine that it actually drives other monster girls up the wall that Hatters can do this sort of thing without any real explanation as to how they do it, and it's only made worse by the fact that the Hatters will never ever acknowledge it.

>>115043 I assign this ability to parasite slime carriers as well, only they're happy to acknowledge it and let you see them doing it.

>Um >Can you please put your dream catcher away? >I >I can't >um >I cant get into your dreams >NOT TO DO LEWD STUFF >j-just ah... i just wanted to take a peek

>>115048 >Nighmare gets stuck in the dream catcher and on the next morning anon has a hoss in fishnets.

>>115047 Makes perfect sense. It would be fun to put them both in a room together and see them try to outcompete the other.

>>115048 >"Can I do lewd things to you (in the dream) as a condition of taking a peek?" <"Uh-um..." >She was always planning to do lewd things >I know she was always planning to do lewd things >This is just asserting dominance

>>115051 >awawawawawa intensifies

>>115051 >anon is wiling to fuck horse pussy but only in the dreams

>>115049 A goth girl in fishnets!? How did she know my ONE WEAKNESS?

>>115053 No, fucking horsepussy is for the waking world to remind her why humans are scary. Dream sex is for tasting every flavor of pussy imaginable.

So what's the deal with imgbox? Is wikifag going to change locations to host new fanart or just wait and see if it's fixed here in the near future?

>>115056 Only wikifag can say.

>>115056 I wanna KISS that demon's butt

>>115056 If I had known that lilim were packing all of that I would have been a whole lot more interested in them.

>>115056 It's been over a month, so I hope he's got a plan B ready in case Imgbox is permanently fucked.

>>115059 >lilim were packing Lilim confirmed as futa

>>115062 Losenis pls go and stay go

>>115060 >>115061 SAFETY FIRST Do not fist android girls

>>115021 you have to kiss all the butts

>>115061 love customizable robot wives

>>115065 >censored RELEASE THE HUSSY!

>>115067 Great now anon’s gonna have to kiss 16 holes. It’s nearly a fucking golf course of hoss holes.

>>115065 no, only 1 butt there is for me.

>>115065 Ladies please, I just want to take a bath

I really, really want a big fluffy cuddlebug Arachne. Ushi are nice but just don't have that soft vibe.

>>115071 don't they?

>>115072 You don't understand. I need more fuzz. Like waking up with second hand furballs and spending twenty minutes untangling levels of fluff. Just smash the spoder and straya snake together KC PLEASE

>>115073 can't argue with fuzz

I wouldn't if I were you I know what she can do WHOAHOAH here she comes She's a maneater

>>115075 It's a funny image, either she's collaring an anon or she's really happy to get collared by an anon

>>115075 ms manticore must've misheard me when i said i like the sax part this is sex, not sax

Would you like a dragon horse?

>>115078 is she nice?

>>115079 Only to her king (you)

>>115080 hm, maybe

>Anon, anon, let's see... >Ah yes. >Anon. >Naughty list. >Dear oh dear.

>>115083 WTF it's August why are you in my house

>>115084 Just a friendly hello and sexual assault.

>>115031 it's an important job, and the Ochimusha takes it very seriously, It's also important to fulfill her charges' requests, like posing in cute poses for selfies, putting on whatever uniform he thinks of next, and sexual relief at any time at any place to make sure he doesn't do something criminal like raping random strangers on the street.

>>115063 >>115075 Post portals, roughly how many manticores would be fans of Hall & Oates, and how many wouldn't care for them? I feel like it'd be about a 40/60 split.

>>115083 I've been a good boy, I know I'm only on the naughty list because of the absolutely DEPRAVED thoughts I've had about Christmas gotes. Just call it a goatfucker list or something instead of making it sound like I have something to be ashamed of. As soon as I' m let out of that bag I'm going to very personally express my grievamces about the placement of men on the naugh

I wish I could be holding jinko's paws in my bed right now

>>115088 Right that's enough excuses from you mr goatfucker she's got 364 days to catch up on and a pair of unnibbled ears (yours) to lick.

>>115090 gote

>>115089 It's stay daylight, jinko wants you to go do something productive. She'll gladly let you hold her paw duri g your nightly ravishing.

>>115093 It's 10pm here

>>115094 The dream of portals. Maybe when you wake up.

>>115095 I do, each morning is a disappointment, let's hope that tomorrow is different. Time to sleep

With an apsara barista you could do the breast milk meme at Memebucks and she wouldn't even be upset.

>>115098 >she wouldn't even be upset. Pretty sure any monster would whip out her breast and start serving it fresh before you could even clarify what you really meant. Except the flat womanlets, they are the only ones that would get mad.

but I only ever order orange juice when I'm out

>>115100 You order orange juice at a cafe? That's enough to get you milkboarded.

>>115100 >juice bar staffed by all kinds of fruit alraunes

>>115021 Anon will be snu-snu’d by the most powerful and beautiful Orc first. Then the large Orcs. Then the loli Orcs. Then the large Orcs again.

>>115102 And fruit werebats.

>>115102 <Haha! Anon, look, that bar is full of fruits! Isn't that funny? You know, like they're all gay? You just can't take your jock alp bro anywhere.

>>115106 "Why do you think I brought you, Alpy?" >Smug Anon is smug >Also he has a mango pineapple smoothie so he is hydrated

>>115106 >You just can't take your jock alp bro But I take her. Every night, every morning and every afternoon.

Mating press loli Hellhounds Full nelson loli Krampuses Fuck loli Ghouls in the ass from behind

>>115102 wouldn't that be dryads?

>go to monster gym trial session >end up communal sweatrag for any and all buffsters that want it >scarring experience >buy membership on way out

>>115113 Raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries--none of them come from trees. And who doesn't want a strawberry in the mouth?

>>115114 Sounds scary, I'd seek shelter with the cardio bunnies (succubi, but also some actual rabbits). Maybe take a dip in the pool with the completely inexplicable mermaids.

OK, now I am imagining a monster girl who has big ol' berries and she shakes them at you.

>>115115 Don't forget melons.

>>115118 Melons are disappointing fruits. And VERY APPEALING tits

they're howling again...

>>115121 >"woof" - Hund

>>115117 >Your alraune wife lactate fruit juice >Until you her her pregnant, at which point it's more like fruit milk >Strawberry alraune are very popular for this reason

>>115121 >>115122 >Anon1(KF-Hagville): HH >Anon2(KF-Hagville): asdwdasdasdadasa <Anon2 raped by Hellhound

>>115124 >"Yer all fur coat and no knickers, bitches!" <"All the better to rape you with"

>>115126 worms don't stand so good ma'am

beware of dog

>>115132 I'll keep my eyes peeled for dangerous dogs. These, for example, look VERY dangerous. I'll be keeping my eyes on them SUPER A LOT.

>>115124 Imagine Resident Evil but you are being hunted by hags insteads of BOWs in the mansion

>>115134 maybe a couple of BOWs ms X could be a jiangshi

>>115134 I want to arrive the first night with the Alpha team

>>115132 OK, at the expense of everything else.

>>115139 >Later that night, Anon was raped by a cat

>>115140 the shirt said "friendly cat". he wasn't to know

>>115141 Really? REALLY?

>>115142 i'm toast if a manticore gets ahold of one of those shirts

>>115143 You're in luck. Mandickwhores can't get the shirt over their wings.

>>115144 plz no bully manticores. they have feelings too

>>115134 You're definitely onto something here. All the zombies are...well, zombie hags, or other slow-moving hags, the Hunters are Lizardmen, Yawn is an apophis or lamia hag, the Chimera are...again, chimera, Neptune is a wereshark, the Tyrant is...an ogre (something like that), etc. The only question is what to do with Wesker. since he's secretly a BOW himself in the original story; is he a vampire hag in this canon, or does he start as a man and turn into a alp hag in one of the sequels?

>>115147 Wesker is secretly the abdomen of an Atlach-Nacha, he got tired of constantly being insulted and ran away.

>>115148 Does the nacho have baby nachos? Because I could go for some nachos.

>>115134 I think I can handle a bunch of wights.

>>115150 So, are you telling me that you have... the Wight Stuff?

>>115084 Labor day is a holiday

>>115152 Labor already? Anon works fast.

>>115142 She was wagging her tail as well. Dog guys just don't know the danger signs.

Guess who woke up jinkoless? I wish I had an abuse goblin now.

>>115156 k, sending one your way

>Buy a knickknack from Mrs Wight at the flea market >Find out it is haunted when you take it home >All of Mrs Wight's knickknacks were haunted that day >She really had to many spirits floating around her manor >No refunds

>>115158 They're scaring the cat, bad spirits

>>115134 <Behold, the ultimate life form!

>>115134 Shog gets a little less patient every time you encounter her, although it's only when she's set on fire with a jet engine that she really decides to stop playing games with you.

>>115165 You can easily defeat her with a smooch.

>>115165 Just embrace the shog and every problem melt away

I wonder if KC is planning to do something further with the Abyssals, or the monsters of chaos as he calls them. The monsters they're based on are aliens, but the MGE seem to be stemming from the depths of the ocean instead.

It's first day of the school, remember to tip your local Coupid school shooter and clap.

going to the store to buy weird crap due your wife's pregnancy cravings

>>115087 If they aren't willing to sing along to Out of Touch with me while we drive on the freeway, then they're clearly not the kind of woman I want to be with.

>>115171 So what did you buy? Canned tuna and icecream? Macadamia nuts and ketchup? Instant coffee?

>>115171 The truly weird cravings you can't get from a store, like the petals of wild roses or ground up moon rocks

>>115171 >ancient evil gets pregnancy cravings for somethign that literally does not exist anymore How do you even deal with this?

>>115175 Dr. Lich and Gremmy Grem are going to build me a time machine

>>115175 Depends. If its a lost recipe than you have to go on a long quest to find the other ancient evil who remembers how to make it. If its an extinct animal or plant, well, you always have your cum.

>>115177 Anon goes on a chain of quests of getting an ancient evil pregnant, the ancient evil craving for something only one of her old friends knows how to do, and then anon getting that ancient evil pregnant. (they're using anon to get the band back together.)

>>115177 >ancient evil wife wants to eat an animal that went extinct while people were still swinging from trees, seasoned with a plant that humans cultivated into something completely different We can handle the seasoning with genetic engineering easily enough (spared no expense!) but the meat really does need time travel

>>115176 >>115177 >anon has to go on a long cross-continent expedition gathering up fragments of a recipe lost to time but preserved as verses and folklore across various cities and cultures >and he has to break the very fabric of space-time to hunt dinosaurs >all so he can halm his ancient evil's pregnancy cravings. >And he has one hour to do all of this. Any longer and its game over Go lay with the ancient evil, they said. It'll be a good life, they said. Fucking hell

>>115180 It almost sounds like you're complaining.

>>115180 If you have access to a time machine, that one hour is no longer a significant limiter

>>115181 >It almost sounds like you're complaining. Sounds like something she'd say with a glare and a raised eyebrow

>>115175 Semen.

Consider the ancient evil plant

>>115185 Apparently, there is a real life tree in California that's almost 5k years old

>>115185 Old enough to be coal.

>>115185 8ft tall queen dryad

>>115187 She’s hellhound black skinned cause she’s evil, although that makes absorbing light harder.

>>115185 Lazy and slow moss alraune that's been NEETing it up for millenia

>>115186 >>115188 >woken from her slumber by human city building >she’s not entirely against it, but must set boundaries and demands tribute >bring her a boba tea now or she’ll destroy the city

>>115183 >obviously pregnant ancient evil giving her grumbling hubby the stink eye I hope LN or yerb draws this, the idea is hilarious

>>115193 Sorry, this is all you're getting for now

>>115194 I'd love to see it in a better artstyle (no offense) but still, marvelous, anon. Well done >Be quick about it you lazy bum lmao

>>115195 We all start from somewhere. He'll get there eventually.

Waking up to a hellhound licking your face

>>115196 No I won't because I don't work at it. I'm better at the words.

>>115194 >Speaking in rhymes Ancient evils and their quirks. Makes you wonder if they have always been like this, or if being sealed away for so long has made them even crazier than before

>>115198 >because I don't work at it Well, what are you waiting for? Start practicing.

>>115198 plz work at it and draw hag spiders doing hag spider shit

Remember to wear a cross and garlic around your neck to stop Apophis from biting you.

>>115202 Don't you mean vampires?

Remember to wear a collar around your neck to stop the Hellhound from biting you.

>>115203 No I mean Apophis. I figure if it works for vamps it must work for grapes. >>115204 >mmmm prepackaged anon

>>115202 An bomb suit would be more effective That's my personal choice for most mamono encouters.

>>115206 I just wear my usual. My body and personality are sufficient for me to feel safe from mamono. As long as my very few weaknesses are not exploited I will be completely safe.

>>115206 Hell yeah. A real snazzy suit that looks “bomb” is sure to to get the sneks swooning.

Grape that can enchant her venom so it deages or shrinks me when she bites.

>>115207 You're mad or overconfident

Wonderland >we’re all ma(i)d here

>>115214 Hmmmmm maids

>>115215 Anon that is not a wonderland maid. Unless it’s secretly a tigger jinko.

>>115216 Ask her if bouncing is what she does best...

>>115031 I've just imagined how fucking hard must it be for an Eastern Kunoichi to do her work in a country with technologies similar to 21st century ones. >be proud assassin of the Sukadika clan >trained your whole life to become the best assassin >you get a mission, eliminate some white guy (let's assume it's somebody like the anon from the fox thread, that doesn't like 'Oriental' foxes) >you know where he lives, so you prepare to quietly infiltrate his house/ranch/bunker >once you're in, you quietly move to wherever he currently is >just before you could strike him, some alarm triggers >before you understand what's happened, he pulls out a gun and fills you with demonic silver >he rips your clothes up and rails you in every fuck hole >now you're his servant Me, I'd love it if a kunoichi was out for me, but I'm afraid I'm not that important to anyone to sent a sexy monster girl assassin my way. :(

>>115216 My bad, wrong pic

So if I slapped a slimegirl on the ass, what would happen? Would she be able to hold herself together, or would it make a mess?

>>115225 big jiggle

>>115225 You’d be sucked inside her body

>>115228 Like somebody's wearing Edgar?

>>115194 Fucking gruntilda woman wanting fried dodo in truffles with red honey DON'T YOU RHYME AT ME YOU WITCHY HAG I'M BUT AN INCUBUS YOU IMMORTAL NAG

genie wish rules 1. no killing 2. no forcing falling in love 3. no revivng the dead 4. NO PONIES

Patrolling the desert region makes you wish for Winter Town.

>>115228 Imagine the threesome

>>115233 it would be very clean

I'm craving some milk, goat's milk will do just fine

>>115235 maybe a sip

>>115235 Goat milk? Oh well la de dah me fancy pants! Hey everyone, get a load of this guy! He would be fine ONLY with goat milk. Typical. Anons these days don’t know how good they have it. Back in my day, I would have KILLED for goat milk. No we had to make do with TROLL MILK, and OGRE MILK, and even BUG MILK or RAT MILK.

>>115199 >>115230 How else would an ancient evil talk though? Surely they wouldn't use modern vernacular. Even Dracula had to make effort to learn to speak English without a noticeable accent

>>115232 Very cute, would feed tarantulas to

I wanna write about hags. > Recently got acquired as servant by vampire hag > Vampire hag's curves just erupted when she became a hag, her breasts and ass and thighs are utterly enormous now > Tries to do the whole haughty vampire routine on you, but it's much less effective when you're constantly distracted by her colossal rack, or when she needs your help every now and then to get her out of chairs because her ass and thighs are too big for the seat > Can do a very impressive noblewoman's laugh, though > Feeding on you is actually quite difficult because her giant tits keep getting in the way, vampire hag and you both take yoga classes to become more flexible to address the problem > Dhampir hag (who may or may not be related to the vampire) runs a gym in Hagville to help hag keep in shape, ready to hunt down single men > Still in amazing shape, but no longer as agile as she used to be with the much larger rear and thighs she acquired over the years > Still likes to get into her old vampire hunting outfit every now and then on special occasions, even if it doesn't fit as quite as well > Lich hag continues on as much as she had before, studying magic and learning new spells > Hasn't quite noticed that her old clothes don't quite fit anymore, but probably wouldn't care if she did > Gangs of pyrow hags congregate around Hagville's convenience stores, video arcades > Still wear the same outfits from their younger years, even if they really don't fit anymore > Not that they ever quite did > Act as pack hunters when going after men they see > Anubis hag has most amazing collection of Legos you've ever seen, including the limited edition Maou's Castle > Has the most impressive Minecraft server you've ever seen

>>115235 To have enough for a glass you would require several Sabbath members

>>115243 it's probably fine. pound for pound goats make a lot more milk that cows

>>115242 You forgot the Inari Hag.

>>115242 > Gangs of pyrow hags NEED

>>115246 Older pyrows are sexy

>>115243 I'm pretty sure that there is specialized personal for such requirements

>>115245 > In Hagville, on certain nights, there's a lone noodle cart operated by an Inari Hag dressed in white > Only appears late at night, only appears for single men who are all by themselves > Inari Hag is friendly and warm, offers the men a bowl of noodles and beer for ludicrously good price > Inari hag reduces men to stuttering mess through a plethora of innuendos and suggestive poses, man invariably disappears with inari hag to god knows where > Unclear if it's the same inari hag, or there's a whole clan of them somewhere who do the same trick over and over again

>>115247 All older monsters are sexy, but older pyrows are a cut above

>>115249 hagville(night) has a different vibe

>>115252 Urge to ask for "uppies" INTENSIFIES

Self conscious hags who are unsure about raping anon

>>115252 Hagville at night feels less like just another neighborhood of MGC and more like it's own little world. Where the rest of the city is constantly overflowing with nocturnal mamono doing their usual thing and all the usual goings on you see at night in any other city, Hagville is unnaturally quiet and still. You walk down the street and you see and hear nothing. It's so quiet and still you can hear the sound of your footsteps echoing down the streets and alleyways. You feel the weight of a hundred pairs of eyes on you, but when you look around you see...nothing. And then an inari hag offers to give you the most amazing paizuri you've ever had in your life.

>>115252 it's best not to go out after curfew propriety and restraint are cast aside things get a little...lawless.

>>115255 >Do nothing >Win >Probably get a great piece of pie or something as part of your aftercare Hagville is a wonderful place.

>>115256 >town being patrolled by dhampir vigilante with guns I'm feeling safe.

>>115257 You're getting a whole ass meal as part of your aftercare. Old family recipes that's been passed down for generations that she perfected over the many centuries she's lived.

>>115255 And then a skeleton popped out, monster girl edition

>>115258 If you're feeling safe now, just imagine how safe you'll be when the dhampir (hag) vigilante offers you the chance for some extra protection if you're willing to eat her out or let her sit on your face every now and then.

>>115261 That's what you call a mutually beneficial relationship. Of course, I'd also need help dealing with the situation in my pants those services cause so I'd ask for her assistance there, too. Maybe I'd sneak her the odd beer or snack while she's on patrol to actually even things out.

>>115261 Okay, I'm off to the streets now. Are there any single dhampir sisters out there?

>>115254 You have to stick it in the core or hellhound or ogre or amazon or whoever. Heck just get them in the right mood and make a forward move. It ignites them. It’s the match that sets their flickering embers of monstrosity ablaze.

>>115263 simply thrust yourself into a perilous situation and one will surely appear

>>115263 Lots and lots. Hagville is a dangerous place for lone single men who go out by themselves, so you can be sure that there are plenty of dhampir vigilantes on the lookout for dudes just like you. If you get real lucky you might get more than one.

>>115265 I AM in a perilous situation! Every time I wake up in my bed, there are NO dhampir sisters lying next to me! It's been like that for years!

I'm not saying hagville isn't wonderful, but spare a thought for the hags that live outside hagville. The hags at the adventuring guild, the bakery, the hospital.

>>115268 hags in the denial stage, before they are safely contained

>>115268 You mean like that wight living in a castle mansion 3 miles outside the city? Would she accept me?

>>115269 Surely not all hags need to be contained. Especially not ones who can find love where they are. I want to be hit on by grizzled hags at the pub after work, and I am NOT going to hagville.

>>115271 how would you introduce yourself?

>>115270 did you delete this post or is the BO on the fritz again?

>>115274 deleted and edited it

>>115259 >whole ass-meal Tonight Anon dines on BUTT

>>115273 I thought I would need to infiltrate her castle and pretend I'm about to steal things so she would rape me?

>>115273 Send her a love letter and have it delivered to her by harpy; it doesn't have to be long or fancy or anything, it just has to show that you're sincere and you'll definitely catch her attention.

>>115273 monster mariachi band.

>>115276 I'm always in the mood for some traditional Hagville cuisine

>>115280 i had assumed getting a hag to agree to letting you eat her ass was difficult.

>it's an ass eating party Fuck that, I'd rather eat pussy instead.

i'll have a water

Analingus

>>115242 Fuck it, I want to write more about hags. > Live in Hagville between pharaoh hag and apophis hag > Both like to wear tight sweaters, only become more and more curvaceous with time > Both dote on you, ask you to come over every now and then to help them with little things around their home > Both flirt with you incessantly, but neither has made a move yet; you're not sure why, but you suspect it's because they're in a cold war over you and either one is waiting for the other to make a move > Work for deem hag CEO at local Hagville company > Calls you in one day, tells you that she has promotion for you > Am now CEO's chair, with her sitting on you for the entire workday > Sometimes decides to not wear pencil skirt when no one is around > Go to local Hagville shop, run by Danuki hag > Sells magical trinkets and oddities, all for well above what you can afford > "Hey, I think we can work out a deal." > Danuki opens up robe, reveal enormous breasts, chubby midriff covered with sweat > "If you help me get cleaned up, I'll give you a hefty discount. Interested?"

>>115287 anon don't know what he's gotten himself into

>>115288 Oh, God, no, Anon has no idea what's waiting for them when the peace finally breaks; the aftercare is going to be absolutely fucking amazing, though.

>>115289 Imagine getting graped and hit by god voice at the same time.

>>115290 ego death

you could just throw yourself onto some spiderweb

>>115289 There's gonna be a several day religious war in bed. >>115290 This is only the start of the battle of who can break anon into more pieces.

>>115293 Days? Oh, no, Anon is going to spend at least a month in that bed before they're done with them.

>>115294 >Entire oral history of their feud, overlaid with rape, rape and cuddles

>>115295 The duo actually hired a choir of anubi to recount the whole thing from Day one all while they're busy with Anon and also to provide cool drinks and warm towels as needed.

>>115296 Great, now the jackals need to be fucked too... No one can sit in the cuck chair amd tell stories no one's listening to forever.

>>115297 They'll definitely be rotated in; the duo thought of everything here. Also, surprisingly enough, all the while it's being recounted the apophis and pharaoh are actively listening and sniping at each other for the others transgressions all while they're riding Anon.

>>115296 Plus a supply of desert kingdom potions that lets a man take more than his volume of blood in venom, and the one that causes visions that a pharaoh can control and mindfuck with.

do you think a pharaohs power still works if she's using sign language?

>>115300 if not then pavlov with her until it is so

>>115300 The universal signs for blowies and handies sure do. What more would she need?

Listening to pharaoh wife tell her history, with grape chiming in. >EONS AGO... before the pharaohs of old rose- <old folks such as herself >-the kingdom was a dry wasteland- <just like her pussy >-that only the hardiest of men could survive- <like the bathroom after her morning sh- >SILENCE

>>115302 The universal signs for lap pillows, hugs, and possibly uppies as well, depending on potential size difference.

Tell me about the egyptian magic.

>>115288 I wish more hags started wearing the desert kingdoms fashion, just jewels and transparent clothes

>>115307 You ever seen Prince of Egypt? >You're playing with the big girls now

>>115292 Or you could twang the strings like a banjo. Probably gets the arachne all hot and bothered.

>>115292 >leaving cans of beer/coffee for messy milf Arachne >one of these days you’re gonna fall in by accident and she’s going to delete your virginity

>>115309 BY THE MIGHT OF HORUS YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE US

>>115312 KITTY! There is a KITTY! I see the KITTY!

>>115314 Riddle me this now, and riddle me fast What makes mice love cats and brings boys to full mast?

RETURN THE SLAB

>>115315 BEER!

>>115318 No the answer is toxoplasmosis

>>115319 Whatever. Another beer, barmaid

>>115315 I will simply scritch the kitty instead of answering her riddles. Only scritches. No thoughts.

>>115321 Extremely rude. She loves riddles and you're pissing on it.

>>115322 Presence of kitty overrides all thoughts. Must do scritches. Maybe petting and brushing. No riddles.

>>115321 BASED

>>115321 >>115323 Cats have a tendency to bite and hiss and scratch and claw when their limit for physical affection is reached

>>115323 Same anon, I will answer the riddles just to get more petpet time

>the sphinx is too tall for anon to reach ears of LOL. Answer the riddle and she may stoop.

>>115325 I would stop if I get bites and such, but I would be proud of them because I would be kot marked by a kot.

>>115327 He wanted to pet the pussy, that option is still on the table for him

>>115315 yo momma

>>115327 >put finger in hole >ears go down >molest fluffy ears

While all this cat nonsense is well and good, I don't think the guy who wanted to learn more about Egyptian magic is going to benefit greatly from it, unless he wishes to become the Chief Nekomancer of the Desert Region

>>115332 hmmmmm nekomancer

>>115333 Ooooooh! I would NEKO her MANCERS.

>>115333 BY THE POWER OF RA

>>115334 Careful she will call her apprentice

Guess what?

>>115337 No, I don't need to guess. I already know. It's Cheshire ass again, isn't it?

>>115338 yippiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yerb has posted a cute Ushi!

>>115341 Damn, yerb's getting really good at it.

>>115341 oh fug

>>115342 Yeah, normally I'm not really an Eros man, but this Ushi really appeals to me.

>>115341 This is some Valentine's Day Disco Fever stuff right here

>>115345 Ooooh, that's a good idea--get that Ushi some chocolate-covered strawberries and roses. Put on some smoooooooooth jazz. Get ROMANTIC with it.

>>115341 Looks like the type of girl to make matching sweaters for herself and her boyfriend.

hope you remembered to get your wife pregnant in time for labor day

>>115349 >"And this is where i would impregnate my wife, IF I HAD ANY"

>>115347 We only need 1; hers, so I can be sweaternapped.

>Wife has cat (not kot) >Go to wife's house (just married) >Introduced to cat >Become best friends with cat >Wife devestated >You and cat smug at wife

Level 1 adventurer girls in your party driving you crazy (with lust)

>>115333 I love desert kingdom fashion

>>115354 yeah

>>115353 >barely scrape out a 3v1 win against the dragon princess >royal dragon bloodline is no joke even at level 1 <"so I'm totally strong enough to join your party, right?" >you do have a spot open and she did nearly wipe your entire party >looks like the dragon loli is in

>>115356 >next dialog option has some options grayed out >"this option is unavailable on the royal dragon's consort route"

>sabbath bullying adult succ for being old, tall and having boobs >step in >save succ >kiss succ >tell her I love her for all those features >succ wife = win at life

>>115356 current party: malef princess lilim princess greenworm princess almost like somebody was trying to pawn off their troublesome daughters to a suitable babysitt- i mean, servant, i mean consort nothing like roughing it in the woods camping with 3 spoiled princesses

>>115359 I would do the same. It's insane how much power children/womanlets have in the MGE. Regular-size girls need love too.

>>115360 >greenworm princess... roughing it in the woods And in the morning, Anon and his party awoke to a 50' radius of barren wasteland and a VERY AWAKE greenworm

>>115356 >>115360 >royal dragon bloodline is no joke even at level 1 Gaming the system by gathering a party out of recruited lolis from op noble monster races >lvl1 Wight princess, wants to be a great noble knight >lvl1 Balrog princess, amazed at everything new she sees like it's a vacation trip >lvl1 Royal Dragon princess, often boasts about being related to Deonora herself, actually does look somewhat like a child version of her >all three will only equip the skimpiest micro bikini armors and combat mini-dresses, and no other types of body armor sets

>>115359 This man's wife succs

>>115361 The children aren't that much stronger than adult sized women, that just insecure baphomet propaganda.

>>115356 Who are the other 2 people in the party?

>>115354 That first dress is undead fashion though

>>115361 >>115365 It's a couple of monsters with child bodies that are super powerful, Baphomets and Malefs (and everyone in Shirokuto's sabbath) The "normal" monster children substitute the lack of physical and magical power with the soft power of having allure off the charts.

>>115369 >the soft power of having allure off the charts. Hard power more like. A monster will never need to fight if their opponents are compelled to fuck them, and we all know who wins the battle in bed.

>>115370 i'm built diffferent, anon thought i could beat a succubus at sex

>>115370 >and we all know who wins the battle in bed. Everyone.

>>115369 I love little girls with prominent and delicious asses

>>115369 I want to rest my head between those cheeks and take a nap

>>115369 Malefs are not limited to childlike bodies.

>>115369 I wish Nav was able to draw like this again

>>115370 >we all know who wins the battle in bed. Me. She also wins by losing to cock but that doesn't count

>>115378 pretty sure he would if you pay him

Point a tv remote at a chesh and press pause. Do not press paws.

>>115381 Press both at the same time to short circuit the simulation and be ejected from the mewtrix

>>115382 This Cheshire is equipped with wonderland’s fast play. Your cat and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass fast play, select the main menu button at any time. Fast play will begin in a moment.

>Anon goes to Hagville >Casually mentions he was hoping for Wonderland monsters >Hags give side glances to each other >One of the foxes with a bunch of tails takes him aside >"Are you sure, Anon?" >Anon nods innocently >"All right, then." >She hands him a business card >It's an elegant eggshell white, with a steaming tea cup on the bottom right corner >There's even embossed steam rising from the cup >"Turn it over" >The other side lists an address >It's only a couple of blocks away >"That's your ticket in. Good luck."

>>115363 My party would be a couple dhampirs, a dark mage, and a blue oni. The question is, what the F is our adventure?

>>115303 Why does this seem like it should be getting narrated by the Automaton Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future?

>>115385 I would gladly enjoy the company of a hag in Hagville, since I bet there isn't a single monster hag that isn't attractive. There's obviously races you don't like, since taste is subjective, but even the ones you don't like are bombshells of their own.

>>115389 It's not just about the sex, I bet their cooking is exquisite and some are into classical hobbies like d&d, fishing or even retro videogames

>>115390 >Hag beel can cook many things! >Instant mac and cheese >Hamburger Helper >Baked potatoes >She is THE REAL DEAL in the kitchen!

>>115390 Sure but the hag sex is great too

>>115394 Those girls are barely 300! What's being done there is practically criminal!

>>115385 >Anon approaches the address >It's a house-sized mushroom wearing a top hat >There's windows and doors like a normal home, and the top hat's brim forms a balcony in what one would assume is the master bedroom >Perhaps in retrospect he was not in need of help finding the Wonderlanders around here >There's a small sign over the doorway >"Party Business Only" >The door has a large, ostentatious knocker >Anon carefully lifts it and clacks it against the door >After a few moments, the door unlatches and creeks open

It's your responsibility to kiss her bruise and tell her everything is going to be ok

>>115398 She's lucky it was bumping into a table and not slithering on lego. I don't think I'd have it in me to put her down if something like that happened.

>>115398 It's moral boosting cat's job

>>115398 Is it weird that I am still into her in the 4th panel?

>>115401 >Monster girl encyclopedia? Miss me with that alp shit give me the og monster encyclopedia Never has the Kikimora librarian felt so confused in her career.

>>115349 Impregnating the maid, how shameful

>>115403 Only thing worse is NOT impregnating her.

>>115404 I'm with this guy.

Good morning sirs.

>>115389 Why would she steal Yukari's bow?

>>115413 I want Yukari to steal my virginity

banish all human """monstergirl""" fags

>>115416 You need to shut the fuck up.

>>115415 Stealing is bad though

>>115418 I believe Anon will give it if Yukari asks nicely.

>The treasure miss griffon was protecting with her life was a scratching post >I have now become the replacement scratching post

>>115420 ouch

>>115421 It’s not so bad. I get scratched but then I get licked and chewed upon. And her feathers are soft!

Being covered in scratches is a mark of love and ownership from the big kot.

>>115423 all kots can do that

>>115425 And if a big kot does that to you it means she loves you very dearly. Good scratching post.

>>115423 Yes but it's different marks.

>>115427 Scent marks?

>>115428 tailpussy hickeys barb puncture marks plus the usual kot stuff

Why do I like scratch marks but not femdom?

>>115430 Because you are spiritually a scratching post that was born in a humans body.

>>115431 Ah, that's explain a lot

>>115428 So that’s why Cheshire rubs her head all over my face.

Ocelomeh would never do that sort of thing to a pale skinned pioneer whose body is like a canvas for nibbles and scritches.

>>115430 For a more serious answer, it's because scratchmarks aren't related to femdom. They're just a heat of the moment thing.

torn to ribbons

mauled by the tigers eaten by the cheshires shredded by the jaguars sliced by the lions obliterated by the housecats

>>115438 >nekomata: forgotten >werecat: left in oblivion Sad!

>>115435 I see, thanks. Feels real dumb

>>115439 i classed them as housecats but >torn up by the twintails >eviscerated by THE cat

>>115439 They're both in the housecat category cheshs too

>>115442 chesh is an enigma. we dont even know if shes a cat.

>>115443 >we dont even know if shes a cat. >Cheshire Cat >Family: Cat Who's we?

>>115444 Must be a cyberchesh trying to infiltrate Dogtown

>>115445 If a cat went into dog town she’d get LICKED. She’d get LICKED so hard. And then piled upon by many small fluffy kobolds, and licked some more. And then the hellhounds and kikis would come and shower them in hospitality.

>>115442 Chesh is a big cat like lions or tigers that preys upon tea, biscuits, cake, fishos and anon. especially anon.

>>115447 Silly anon

Life sucks. I wanna DIE and RISE AGAIN as UNDEAD INCUBUS who doesn't need to eat or breathe and can just FUCK MY HOT UNDEAD WIFE all day

>>115448 ambush predator. chesh 1 - anon 0

>>115420 What a story, Mark! Give us another YARN

>>115451 She saw I missed my home and was having trouble adjusting to the scratching post life, so she flew off for a day. When she returned, she had my old belongings if s in tow, including an old teddy bear id not cuddled since I was a kid. I had little use for it now, but the thought was sweet. She dropped it at my feet like a house cat with a “gift” for its owner. I gave her a scritch to say thanks. She gave me three dozen scritches in return.

From this point onward, non-femdom relationships are forbidden. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>115455 Oh, really? Explain this, then!

>>115455 finally

>>115456 NTA but that's what I was looking for. Thanks

>>115455 Forbidden doesn't mean impossible, just harder to get

>cheshire breaks out the paprika and cayenne and starts sprinkling it on anons chest >"what's the matter anon. I thought you wanted to add some spice to the bedroom!" >anon was then handcuffed to the bed and licked all over

>>115455 Yeah, insecure maledom fags need to be mered and tamed. Anyone who tries to dom a powerful woman by exploiting some weakness even a 6 year old child could use, has the effect of said weakness reflected on them and enslaved for life.

>>115461 Fuck off anon, we had a fun thing going on and you have to derail it once more.

>>115415 >Yukari dress has an open back That first pic makes me imagine so many hot scenarios, hags with exposed back dresses are so hot and erotic

>>115461 You're taking that post too seriously and expressing a sentiment nobody else here agrees with. Maledom is welcome, people like you are not.

>>115463 Stop being a crybaby.

>>115459 much like cats, guys can be drawn towards things forbidden

>>115465 Maledom might be welcome but the "I have exploited a ridiculously stupid weakness and claimed a Lv666 graceful dragon queen" is just pathetic. What's the point in being powerful if you can be claimed by a weak ass human that's 1000000 times weaker than yourself. Besides, it's a long overused trope.

>>115468 Anon, you're arguing with ghosts about people that don't exist. Just shut the fuck up and talk monstergirls. Genuine advice.

>>115468 i threw a tiny net on her fair and square, ok

The thing I like most about Cheshires sexually is the teasing. Her finding out about what makes you tick and being endlessly smug and teasing about it.

>>115470 Listen, i just painted a tunnel on that wall and she just ran into it and fell down. I'm taking the win.

>>115469 You sound a lot like that fag from Smug that has something against femdom. Curious. >>115470 >throws a tiny net on a dragon >she sighs and wraps him in that net >then she carries him back home in that net and rapes him Dragons win again.

>>115473 That dragon is now both Anon's conveyance AND his sex slave, so Anon won twice over.

>>115474 That got reflected too. Anon is eternally enslaved to said dragon.

>>115473 i do like when a monster throws the fight and takes a knee with a "let's see where this goes" attitude

>>115475 Unfortunately for Miss Dragon, Anon is too stupid to notice and since they are both VERY HORNY for each other, he thinks that he's taking the lead in most things. Because most things are aggressive sex. And then pancakes.

>>115476 >and then she reasserts her dominance at any arbitrary point

>>115477 Figures. He wouldn't have become a slave if he wouldn't have been so abysmally stupid. Fortunately fr Ms. Dragon, a being much smarter than himself, that means she can easily manipulate him into doing whatever she wants him to do.

>>115479 Making pancakes, bacon, eggs, and waffles? When they both love breakfast food? Maybe Mrs. Dragon has a touch of the stupid as well.

Mamono bottoms have to resort to very desperate strategies when the average human boy is way weaker than them. Or maybe they enjoy holding back

>>115480 I mean, she wouldn't say no to the pancakes and waffles Anon has made for her.

>>115481 ms vampire handing you an extensive list of her weaknesses and telling you to start studying

>>115483 >use that list to KO the vampire and flee her before she claims you

>>115484 papercuts are poor form

>>115485 But, what if every vampire has a hitherto unknown weakness, that they can all be OHKO'd from being hit with a rolled up piece of paper?

>>115482 Uh-huh. Face it. They're both UTTERLY CONVINCED the other is the sub, and from the outside everyone else in their lives is sickened at their lovey-dovey antics. They're fuckin' made for each other.

>>115483 And then you cut to anon studying her weaknesses until late night, only to fail the "test" miserably. But that's alright, Ms vampire is patient. She's old, and she has plenty of time for that mor- ahem, that silly little anon to get his act together. Every time he gets a little closer to actually beating him her moaning at night gets louder. She has to let the frustration out somehow.

>>115487 Except the dragon has actual dominance over him.

>>115481 Being stronger isn't a problem for subs. In fact, it's even more pronounced when it's obvious she's much more powerful and still chooses to let you be in charge.

>>115490 That's for normally subservient mamono. How's a dragon going to explain to her (online) friends that her horniness for that one anon is so big she would much rather throw away her pride as a dragon and kneel to him than fight fairly in battle.

>>115489 And what about the time they both talked about doing maidplay, and they BOTH showed up dressed as the maid?

>>115491 She'll rape that anon and tell her online friends she's got her most precious hoard.

>>115491 She's the one getting laid, not her friends so...

>>115491 pictures of her children

>>115492 The dragon thought they'll have a threesome with Alto Eris, so she dressed appropriately to serve her superior mistress. Same with Anon.

>>115493 But she doesn't want to rape him though? She wants Anon to rape her, but that dumb stupid himbo couldn't swing a sword right if his marriage status depended on it.

>>115491 Dragonia cemetery is full of those who tried to hold onto their pride.

>>115497 Eh, at this point you're just moving the goalposts. The original point was that the "Mere and tame all dragons" guy gets mered and tamed instead. If there is really a dragon that wants an anon to fuck her hard, all she needs to do is slip some rage potion into his meal and he'll be ravaging her within like 15 minutes. >but what will her friends say? What can they say? It's a total win for the dragon. She tricked that shy ass hero larper anon into fucking her with nothing but a pinch of rage potion that wouldn't do anything to her unless she drinks like a bucket of it. If anything, she'll get all the respects from the fellow dragons

>>115498 Dragon lady cute. Would cuddle.

Shark

>>115501 he's right

>>115499 >you're just moving the goalposts This isn't an argument. I'm just making up a silly cute story reminiscent of those tsun romcons that go on for too long for fun. Why are you like this?

ALL DRAGONS ARE JUST CATS

>>115501 It looks cute, but her forearms bulge out a bit weirdly, like she has sleeves on when it's just her skin.

>>115501 get mere'd

>>115506 the villainous australian shark

>>115503 Looked to me like the continuation of the original post. >a silly cute story reminiscent of those tsun romcons God damnit I hate tsundere girls, so guess I just try not to imagine anyone I care about be like that. Besides it seems a lot more reasonable that the dragon (even if she does want to be aggressively dominated by Anon) would just use some trick to get him to it, rather than be all tsun defiant about it. Besides she's a strong, confident woman. If she wants to get laid like that, she'll just do it without all the insecure crap that fits more in humans.

Have you seen this Imp? Well, now you have

>>115509 Sorry little miss, you have to be this tall to ride this ride

Get ready for cowgirl.

How do you guys figure public transportation would handle monster girls? How is a subway or a bus going to handle everything from a seven or eight foot tall oni to a centaur-sized centaur?

>>115512 they'd probably have a couple specialized cabs so anon can choose his molesters more specifically

>>115513 That would be the simplest answer, yeah. For buses, you'd need to to have seperate ones on all the lines for the larger mamono and those would probably filk up quick, but it would indeed be much easier for Anon to decide if he wants to be groped by a beeg mamono or a regular mamono.

>>115512 Magic aside, most public transportation is already pretty tall, so there wouldn't be much issues with the medium-taller monstergirls. Taur-types would get their owns spaces, similar to the spaces for cyclists or strollers. Most monstergirls are either humanoid or Taur, so those issues are taken care of by making the transportation a bit taller and more spacious. The two main issues would be 1. Lamia type mamono. They are pretty long, and aren't able to sit. If they're relatively short, they could fit in the seatless spaces, but they generally require more space. 2. The increased weight. As more of the cabin fill up in the vertical direction, busses and trains will need to be engineered to be able to sustain more weight. All of these issues are resolved if you have a pocket dimension mage(or probably several) that can link several key places and stations with short pocket dimensions that open to and from a central hub. Or portals. I imagine most big cities would be laid out like that, smaller cities would have busses and a couple of train lines that can fit most, while having several lines of busses specifically of lamia body types, and very small towns would be connected to major cities with regional trains.

>>115516 they can use a series of pneumatic tubes for lamia and slimes

>>115512 Mega architecture necessitated by large mamono physiology and enabled by mamonobanana magitek. Think alt history 1000 years reich stuff that makes pale nerds go >vgh, what could have been... So massive airships, trains and so on

>>115517 That is a horrible idea for several obvious reasons, including being a nightmare to maintain, being dangerous if you get stuck in them, or if the cabin breaks letting the pressurized air in.

>>115517 If Futurama did it, why couldn't mgs do it?

>>115519 It' s a terrible idea, but you just know that some gremlin is going to give it a shot.

>>115509 Did you know that every imp?

>>115516 Yeah, a portal network with supplementary bus/train service would probably be the most effective way to go.

I can imagine an oblivious Anon getting into a bus full of single manticores by mistake. and then he gets too scared and farts

>>115524 Just sit with the one who meet your visual tastes and lock paw-hands, nothing wrong can happen now

>>115524 they should do it louder to assert dominance

>>115525 If you aren't too scared to do this...

>>115523 Honestly, ditch the portals. They are useless. Pocket dimensions are way, WAY, WAY better for this. So in a normal bus/train route, you have a vehicle that goes through several stops to reach the hub. Now with portals, you can only have an entrance and an exit. This poses an issue, as you either connect all the stop portals to a central hub, making it too complicated and huge, because you have like a dozen stops for the hundreds of lines/routes, or you have two portals in each stop, connecting the previous and next stops. This is just awkward because now you have people constantly crossing several portals instead. What you do is to create a long room that connects several doors instead, making it easy to just walk until you reach your destination instead.

I must rape.

I must huff core booty

>>115529 Anon, your manticore is shitposting from your computer again.

>>115528 But doesn't a pocket dimension functionally exactly the same as a cental hub for portals? You have all these doorways connected to various spots in the world and one location connected to all of them; it comes across as being exactly the same once you scale it up enough.

>>115516 >>115523 >after the invasion, small boxes the size of a phonebooth have begun popping up on corners of streets of various cities, all with "Under Construction" signs on them >is it an ill omen? mana bombs hidden in plain sight? not many are brave enough to vandalize one of them, and those who try find the materials to be way more resistant to damage than normal brick steel or plastic. probably enchanted, some guess. >a few months after the booth epidemic started, the signs are replaced with "Teleportal Travel Network" and sides are labeled as entrance/exit >decide to check one out, open up the entrance at the one nearest to your house >dr what's-his-name was right, it really is bigger on the inside >like a whole mall or a small airport, but each kiosk leads you to a different corner of the city or even the country(?!) instead of some dinky airplane >all destinations labeled with big letters, and there's info panels with arrows all over >seas of commuters going every which way, and there's even those non-escalating escalators on the floor to speed you up if needed >all decorated like a Moscow Metro station because the mamonos in the government like that ye olde castle aesthetic with statues and murals and fancy floor tile patterns and big ceilings for the flying mamono to really stretch their wings/brooms man, imagine the sight. and then imagine being yelled at by a working class minotaur who doesn't like it when dummy humans just stand in the doorway appreciating the sights, she's got work to do and she can't be late on her first day, so mooove already!

>>115530 >anon my fluff is right here >right here >come on man