>>117316 It is reference to Luvia from Nasuverse. She is Finnish and an ojousama.

>>117321 >impregnating your twin auntster during your usual Friday threesomes >they both give birth to twins >happy accident but I bet it's a silly coincidence >they get pregnant again >they give birth to triplets this time I don't think my finances can deal with this

>>117238 That's not a secret. A secret attack would be her practicing other types of elemental magic because she knew you would stack fire resistance.

>>117322 Ah, I gotcha.

Garglegoyle Lmao.

>>117324 >Anon's face when the dragon hits his +10 fire resist armor with a pink flame (armor resists don't apply to Eros magic, BTW. It's not even technically an attack). This game is broken in the best possible way. Fortunately, Anon is still well equipped to make her heart pupil when she's more willing to mess around.

>>116979 >>116980 Snownubis can't fit a date into her schedule, Winterstown would fall into utter ruin and cold without her guidance, or so she says Snownubi would need to buy a contemporary winter outfit to wear, pick a coffee shop, case the coffee shop the day before for staff, menu items, prices, seating locations, ask the Ice Queen for fairer weather that day, fit a coffee date into her bureaucratic schedule in the morning, and account for time to change clothes before an appearance before the royal Winterstown court in the afternoon

>>117323 Don't worry, the monster government subsidizes such families that give such wonderful attempts to fight back against the birthrate declines with juicy economic benefits, so families keep pumping those blood related babies

Haghounds don’t know how to rape. They forgot, cause they single and never raped. You can absolutely rest assured that a haghound won’t rape you.

>>117329 So that's a rejection, feels bad.

>>117331 Don't BS me, we all know about those Jane Wanda tapes every hag hound watches, all clad in spandex and leg warmers. They may not have raped yet, but they're staying prepared.

>>117329 Snownubis is just like every girl I ask out, they're "too busy"

>>117333 Relax. She’s a noob at rape!

>he fell for the “monsters are all technically noobs at sex argument” >he lost the debate >at the monster debate society >he got raped orally >he got orally raped >by monster arguments

>>117336 Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking

The "form a party and go on adventures" is far simplier than rape or dating

>>117324 >that moment when you realize dragons are actually extremely intelligent and can easily learn combat magic if they can be bothered to

>>117338 But I must be raped. By my adventuring party. Bunch of snakes.

>dragons >intelligent Name 5 great dragon thinkers.

>>117341 Philosowurm Aki Mizuyama the Orb Ponderer Ellandallender the Wise Maleficent The One Who Writes the Lyrics For Spontaneous Combustion But Chooses to Remain Anonymous Out of Humility

Love ain't free. The tree of romance gotta be litterd with the cum of lovers. Druella aka "Whore of Lescatie" is not my leader, she is extremist and probably bisexual as well :DD. Consent and pure love, not rape and pelvis breaking ok. Praise eros.

>>117341 Quetzalcoal, the mother of civilization, goddess of life, fertility, knowledge and wisdom

>>117343 Baise, would join her militia

>>117343 You can tell how much time a cupid has spent in virginity by how edgy her manifestos get.

>>117343 >and probably bisexual as well Way to alienate the harem audience.

>>117344 Testing my auntie Lucoa's claims of fertility

>>117343 She joined special forces, and after that her ideas, her methods, became... unsound. Your mission is to locate the colonel and terminate her command.

>>117349 Sounds like an invite to join her

>>117336 >“monsters are all technically noobs at sex argument” Technically not wrong, they just have op stats

>>117351 I wonder what it's like to have genetic fuck memory?

>>117352 It's not genetic, it's magical fuck memory.

>>117353 It's both

They might have magic sex knowledge, but that doesn't guarantee that they're prepared for what actually doing it feels like

>Fairy boxer >She tries to speedbag your balls >As a joke oh no! my beautiful testicular!

>>117342 Philosowurm… The glomper of nerdcows.

>>117357 Philosowurm sounds cute. Would study underneath her.

>>117355 A lot of the time it does make sense that they themselves would also be overwhelmed by what they're doing for the first time despite the fact that they just kinda know how to do it. >TFW no monster wife who mindbreaks herself on your dick while mindbreaking you in her pussy

>>117358 She is in need of a man to ponder.

>>117340 If you get raped by a party of snakes thats on you. Snakes are enemy-coded you should have heeded the red flags before going on an adventure with them.

>>117358 >Would study underneath her. Good luck, her study tunnels are as deep as her thoughts. Deeper, actually. Much deeper. Getting beneath her to study will be difficult is what I'm saying. >>117361 She's just a little purple, not evil. I can fix her.

>>117359 >monster spends weeks or months seducing her target >"yes, perfect, soon he can't resist me" >instantly loses to cock when he fucks her

>>117361 They just kept following me and I couldn't shake them off so I thought I might as well treat them as my party.

>>117362 She’s purple. She’s evil. She’s pevil.

Give me a valkyrie in Eros colors. Let her realize that there IS a god suggesting that she slobber all over heroes knob with three fingers inside of herself, just not the god she thought. Give her a moemoekyun beam. >>117363 Hey, that's mission accomplished, she's gotta get on the cock before she can lose to it. And Anon is still technically unable to resist her...

>>117268 you live a long time and you meet a few people plus they play bridge and bingo together

>>117367 All the hags belong to bowling teams and play together on Friday nights.

I want to ask Roko the Basilisk out on a date but I heard she's shy.

>>117369 'Lisky business

>>117367 I want to play classic D&D with them, costumes and all

>>117372 >Dare you enter my magical realm?