Pool noodle thread. Post yippers.

>>116170 if they cant, i wont either

>>116170 I'd be perfectly happy with a big titty goth mommy GF. If they're out of those I'll take the big titty tomboy childhood friend combo.

AS I WAS SAYING

>>116174 >silence a fellow schizo is talking

>>116172 It turns out there was nothing metaphorical about the corporate hydra. The corporations were quite literally being run by different heads of the same beast.

>>116176 sucks when you get outvoted at a meeting

>>116176 >multiple personalities dissorder arguments at MEETING

>>116176 one of the heads is an unabashed NEET and refuses to work

>>116170 Remember that it's Friday, do your best so you can go back to your demon or angel auntster, they are both equally horny and alone

>>116180 how come you never say hi to your niece or cousins at these frequent family gatherings?

>>116181 I'm pretty sure that your cousindaughters live with you all year long

>>116181 Because they don't leglock me for 3 hours at a time while demanding creampies?

>>116170 >I want 200 things >meanwhile me >Want big thicc stronk yeti hugs i am a simple man

>>116184 That was 11 things vs your 5.

I would like to hold hands with an age-appropriate woman. And maybe enjoy a nice meal with her.

>>116186 What is this, some kind of adult woman fetish?

>>116185 i mean, it's not the amount of adjectives that's keeping me from mamano, it's proximity

>>116179 >first meeting with the board >...and Sarah, who took early retirement >no reason for her to be here, except that they're physically joined together and she can't not be here >after everyone settles in, she quietly slips underneath the table >and goes straight for your pants >either the other heads don't notice her sucking your dick or they're all very good at pretending not to notice >you try as hard as you can to stay focused on the meeting >it's your first time in front of senior management and you don't want to leave a bad impression <"...I believe that anon has been researching that particular problem. Would you like to share your findings?" >she's still sucking >you take several deep breaths and start reading your notes in the most steady voice you can manage >just have to hope they don't ask too many questions

>>116180 Fridays are the best to hit the gym together with my auntster

>>116190 Imagine the shower together after the workout

>>116191 Can I imagine a SPACESHIP FIRING LAZERS instead?

>>116191 The showers at gyms in the MGE world must be quite spacious

Who's your favorite demon-type monster girl? Mine is a devil, because a cunny and black sclera are an unbeatable combination.

>>116194 Cheshire

>>116194 Demon for similar reasons

>>116193 They need to be able to fit centaurs and sneks, I'd say that tracks.

>>116194 For me, it's the humble succubus. I love how blueberry deems are, but the profile succ has a more preferable disposition even if I'd gladly take a deem regardless.

For me it's druella, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>116199 >Lescatie gets range banned from this board

>>116188 Cute cat

For me it's cute cat, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>116203 Hmmmmm who could that be

>>116204 >pissin again huh anonsiebub?

>>116205 >He doesn't let her hold it Kinda cringe anon, kinda cringe

>>116206 if she touches me for even a second she will pick me up and store me in her inventory like i was some sort of key item

>>116207 Touch her and put her in your inventory (auto equip on you shoulders)

>>116210 Not possible. She has very fast micro. I'm afraid I am inventory slot 1 anon now.

>>116211 Dang, that's sad but don't worry, being a teddy bear is alright I heard.

>>116210 I would equip her rectum around my dick

>>116211 be real anon, your a slot 0 item unlike me, an ever dependable slot 3

>>116207 >you cannot drop a quest item.

you have ZERO sell value. because you are PRICELESS.

you are butt bongo slave now. chesh will play the bongos on your butt for 1000 seconds.

>>116217 But I want to bongo Chesh butt! This is ROLE REVERSAL and is illegal!

>>116220 Her beans will tap a fine rhythm on your buns

Something is wrong with this church.

buying anon 3 ref

>>116222 works on my machine

>>116222 Oh no, not at all Everything is more than ok

Those plants girls are a bit clingy

>>116222 I mean, these are just your typical members of a Church of Eros except that they're wearing black instead of pink or white. Members of the Church of Bacchus look like this all the time except they're both horny and drunk.

>>116222 I don't know, I have this powerful urge to attend a congregation...

>>116222 But miss seabishop can take the pulpit wearing nothing but a couple lucky starfish, and nobody bats an eye.

>>116222 >pyrow >kitsune >elf >minotaur No shit, Sherlock, there IS something wrong with this church. Not a single apsara in there!

>>116222 >>116224 So what happens if I get a nun pregnant?

>>116232 Or an Alp nun

>>116234 The fag hours have arrived, I see.

>>116233 The flock swells.

>>116235 Yeah, ever since YOU got here. lmao gottem

>>116194 My favorite is the Balrog. I like haughty girls. I like the infusion of vigor she gives me. I think she's really cool and want to be taillocked by her. Her fire sword is really awesome.

>>116241 She would be warm to cuddle. Would have hot cocoa and cuddles with on a cold winter's eve.