>>117849 This is fine

>>117852 Some of these are not like the others.

>>117853 They are all ancient

>>117854 Only the first one could qualify as an auntster. The rest of them fail spectacularly.

>>117855 What do you need to qualify?

>>117856 the hint of desperation is vital

>>117857 Do they need to be related or is it any chubby desperate hag?

>>117858 it helps

>>117858 They need to be related, or a family friend. They might be desperate, but they also have a certain air of confidence and allure behind the casual way they interact with you. They also need to be close, and have known you enough, not every desperate hag from the street can call herself your auntie.

>>117836 i like the profile stuff the artist wrote >Kakuzaru-san >A girl with white hair and various fruits growing bountifully >She exudes an air of dignity like an elder >But she just kept eating mana-rich fruits And her hair turned white—actually, she's still young >She speaks random lies or Instructions as if they were profound wisdom >And loves to tease men who know nothing

>>117782 That's right, give it a good slap. Maybe a little squeeze while you're at it. Make it rain. >>117806 That one's wet now, she won't be able to keep it stacked in her locker like the others. >>117817 I need that Y'shtola image. >>117823 About as tricky as I'd be when I ask her to accompany me so she can protect me from all those other naughty dragons. >>117835 Friendly reminder to all masters that pencil skirts are a welcome substitution for the usual long and flowing maid skirts. You can freely sexualize the maids. Please sexualize the maids. I kinda want a maid with a chaste, traditional winter uniform and the smuttiest summer uniform imaginable now.

>>117862 >I need that Y'shtola image. Now that I think about it, isn't that bitch blind or something? Would explain a lot.

>>117860 >talking to mamano >age, thirst and milk addiction meters pop >also what does adoption risk 20% mean? don't worry about it, maybe

Damn onis and ogres and hellhounds and salamanders and others talking about sportsball again.

>>117855 Lies and slander, aunties do it our of love, not desperation

>>117866 What happens if you brush your auntster until she falls asleep?

>>117867 You wake up naked, covered in kiss marks, drained and she wakes up pregnant

They taught a hellhound to play tennis. She gets so tense and worked up during a match. It’s so hard to not eat the ball. There is so much rape afterwards to let up that pent up frustration.

>>117870 The frustration makes her play harder. Can you believe they don't even use the good noisy balls! Luckily she can make her man squeak all she wants after the match.

>>117870 >>117871 Joanna McEnroe is the bad girl of tennis, after all. Even your local hellhound at the bar would blush at all the shit-talk Joanna says to her opponents.

I would never play tennis with a hellhound when I can play Hide the Salami.

>>117871 She’s known to get very tetchy, doubly so if she loses. If she so much as hears a squeaky toy, then she might crush whatever’s in her paws at that moment. It triggers a Pavlovian response in her. See, she had to undergo a lot of training with anon to play tennis with the level of discipline she does. He had to use some rather creative methods. Other hellhounds would gasp and giggle at her if they knew what he did to her. A lot of training and teasing with her locked up/restrained. So yes she can ignore most distractions and provocations for a round of tennis. But not a long game. A tournament is very tough if she doesn’t get breaks.a real test of her patience and discipline. push her enough she will snap. That composed hellhound vanishes and all that pent up rape and rage comes firing out.

If she loses anon is in for level of beaning not see in centuries.

Let us set aside the venerable hellhound for a moment and remember the ever loyal kobold. Who's a good girl? She is!

>>117876 When you buy a big enough house, it should come with a complementary Kobold for security purposes and companionship

>>117876 Don't underestimate a Kobold whose human is in danger. She can be very determined and competent.

>>117877 How would you feel about a Kiki who's in touch with her doge side instead? >>117878 Imagine being a thief getting your shit rocked by a chihuahua kobold because you threatened the wrong man.

>>117879 >throw a frisbee >prim and proper kiki-chan jumps in the air and catches it with her teeth The video that went viral

>>117880 Weird how it was more popular than those kikis elegantly shredding in their skateboards, but she was cute and looked really happy.

>>117881 Other viral videos >Hellhound gets slapped by kitten >Dramatic Look Wurm >Florida Man yoinks a Medusa >Florida Man yoinks a Basilisk >Florida Man yoinks... etc.

>>117876 Cu Siths are fine too, they are the bestest of best girls

>>117882 >Bunyip yoinks Florida Man "He was a sick cunt, but I'm sicker," said the newlywed fluff noodle.

>>117883 They’re not even the best sith!

Hound vs food season 2 (featuring Wock)

>>117886 Wock eating wok?

>hebi has a little too much to drink on a friday night >decides that the diet can wait until monday and heads out into the woods for some fresh meat >wakes up on sunday to discover that a hiker caught her constricting a demon realm beast and eating the entire body >the video already has over a million views

>>117887 They’re going to THE BIGGEST stir fry in east Moncity.

Hebi family hug

>>117891 Where is husband!?

The LONGEST shirohebi udon restaurant

>>117888 She'd do something about it but she's going to be too FAT to move until she's done digesting it

>>117892 He's taking the photo

The HEAVIEST wurm steak in North East Dragonia

>>117891 I'm concerned about the one with black hair, some poor sap might not see her coming. Is that allowed? >>117892 Surrounded by snek.

>>117882 >BORROWER CHALLENGE! Living in Anon's house without getting caught! >DISASTER! Anon found my channel! >CORNERED! Is this the end?

>>117904 >Borrowing wedding rings: size DOES matter!

>>117904 >I PUT PIXIE DUST IN HIS COFFEE?! >Human update - you won’t believe what happened >Top 5 thing to avoid when keeping a tiny human between your tits (watch until the end for bonus tip)

A question: if you were trying to get into a relationship with a cupid, namely a hag cupid that was a workoholic and had given up on being loved herself, what would be the best way to get her attention and show her you wanted to be with her?

>>117913 Ask her plucky underlying to shoot the hag with an appropriate arrow and be in the vicinity when the hit--I mean mission fulfillment takes place.

>>117914 That's actually quite a simple and effective solution, I guess the trick will be me getting in sight of Miss Older Cupid so that her underling can take the shot and not be arrowed myself and made to fall in love with, I dunno, a passing wurm or something.