>>123110 >I want… a really large demon, and I want to sit in her lap while I eat. And I want tiramisu. With some fruit on the side. And she should be handsy and teasing and eat with me. Don't be surprised when you're asked to fill out paperwork in regards to physical characteristics of the very large demon (how tall should she be? how much does she weigh? what should be her body fat percentage? what would be her ideal breast size? etc), and the exact level of handsiness and teasing you expect. They'll be able to fulfill your wishes, make no mistake, but they're sticklers for exact details.

>>123112 With some intuition and mind reading, the host can pry out exact details even if you yourself wouldn’t know how to phrase it. Suggesting things you didn’t even think of. It’s very hard to hide things from demons. They have a sixth sense for lewd secrets. Yes you can also ask for the host deem. It’s a revolving door position the last one lasted a week before she married and went on her honeymoon.

>>123114 True, but it seems entirely in-character for them to have you write down your wishes anyway, just to get you thinking about what you really want and to get further insight about you from what you write down vs what you really, really want. How big a deem can they provide, anyway?

Fun fact: You can defeat any monster girl with the power of love.

>>123117 i was looking at some statistics and i'm pretty sure the dark brave has more love power

>>123115 Huge, but it's a cafe, so grande. So tall you are face to face with her womb tattoo. A regular demon's tail is cable thickness, but you can't even wrap your hand around the girth of hers. The spadebulb is verging on the size of your head. There's something cute and absurd with how much restraint she shows regarding contracts, demon rules, not overstepping her bounds, even though you feel she could crush head with thigh. Prefers sorcery and subtlety and teasing words to melt your resistance. The constant teasing, groping, abuse of size, handsiness and display of strength just the cherry on top that even IF you were to outwit her, she could just take you by force. Depending on how your afternoon goes, she may do just that anyway. She delights in holding the contract high enough that you can't read it, and instead has to dictate it to you or put you on her lap. Some demons come this large, but given their nature and powerful magic, I would expect them to be capable of some amount of size and shapeshifting. So when anon asks for big, the demon replies 'how big?'

>>123120 Oh, she's *perfect*. If she does put me in her lap I'll sign whatever she gives me, no questions asks.

>>123118 I for sure wouldn't mind experiencing what it is like to lose to love of such level.

>>123088 This particular bitch isn't extracting anything from me. Otherwise, the usual >What are your sensitive zones anon?

>>123117 And anal sex

>>123121 you should ask her how the weather is up there. i hear tall monsters like it when you do that.

>>123118 >>123123 >bitches be talking about defeating a dark brave >me, an anon, thinking about how to approach her so I would have a hope for a date with her

>>123118 She's a glass cannon, monsters take extra love damage

large monsters are perfectly safe. look at this happy customer. his five wives are bodyguarding him on his way to the suit store for a new suit because he ruined his current suit for reasons that aren't relevant.

>>123126 Nah, I'm going to ask her to give me uppies and see the height from up there myself.

>>123117 Counterpoint: An arachne can bind and gag someone before they can declare their love for her.

>>123129 >gargoyle >Swine Ew-w-w

>>123131 yeah but that usually requires them to do a lot of setup beforehand, unless you're getting lassoed by an ushi

>>123062 >>123063 >Anon stares at the paper intensely >Picks up his pencil >"Let's try x equals 0... nope, that's wrong. How about x equals 1... that's wrong too. Let me try x equals -1..." Ms. Haku's response?

>>123099 Such a thing can't be allowed to exist; I'd be there from open to close daily. It'd ruin my life.

>>123127 You can always just ask her to "escort" (totally not a date) you. Mamono knights love that.

>>123136 braves are easily lured by quests

>>123136 >be me, anon without a suitable noble status >ask monster girl knight to escort me Sound like I'm gonna get whipped instead for daring to address a noble like that...

>>123138 Oh, is this happening in delf territory?

>>123141 Nah I'dd like a demon or dragon dark brave (if possible). Or Wilmarina Noscrim. The canon describes a possibility of her being with me and I love extremely strong girls with gentledommy disposition.

The world guide mentions there being powerful arch demons like how there's arch imps. What would they be like and how would they be different from normal demons?

>>123138 >I hope she doesn't realize I'm not a real noble <I hope he doesn't realize I'm not a real knight

>>123123 This but Alp bros instead of braves

>>123129 Looks like they're idols and he's their manager. >>123132 I don't agree with whatever complaints you have about piggus, but what do you even have against gargoyles?

>>123144 anon is easily deceived by outfits and uniforms

>>123137 Listed, if a deem or a delf or vampire or whatever hits on me and she's wearing a fancy enough military uniform, I'm interested. End of story.

>>123146 The only real "complaint" I have against high orcs is that they stink according to the profile. Take that away and they'll be one of the monster girl kinds I LOVE. Gargoyles on the other hand, they weird me out, according to their profile they encase their husband in stone for as long as they sleep. And while they're awake they do nothing but have sex. I love sex but not to that fanatical degree, same issue I have with the fallen god's domain.

>>123099 hel's kitchen

>>123137 Look how proud and sculpted her horns are. Anon never stood a chance.

>>123107 >You go to Deem Cafe >Deem waitress asks you what you want "Carrot Cake." >"Whole or 1 slice?" "One slice." >"With raisins or without?" "With!" >"Walnuts?" "Yes, please." >She starts in on a bunch of detailed questions about the wait staff >You're very hungry and just want cake, you don't care about the way it's provided at all. >You try to explain this to the deem >She nods and walks off, somehow clacking audibly despite the commotion of the cafe. >A few moments later, a slovenly deem shows up, waitress outfit crumpled and covered in... dirt? >Coffee grounds? >She tosses your plate onto the table haphazardly >The cake falls over and nearly off the plate entirely. >You look up as she tosses a fork at your face. >You fumble with the fork and drop it >Her eyes burn with some incomprehensible rage >She tosses another fork at you >You catch it, and take a bite of the cake >"How is it?" she spits out with hate in her voice "G-good!" >It really is the best carrot cake you've ever had >She huffs and hustles off >You're pretty sure she called you an asshole under her breath, too

>>123149 It’s a good stink though. Wife stink. Like a musky fuck-smell.

>>123155 OK, but what if Miss H'Orc always smelled like a fresh cinnamon roll?

I ordered a jar of Spines in Brine off the internet but I wasn't in when the delivery came and they left it with my manticore neighbor instead. She didn't say anything when he handed it over but the way she looked at me I'm pretty sure she knew what was in the box.

>>123149 The "nothing but sex" part is just the standard hyperbole that the wandering scholar puts in the profiles. Even with the fallen god you wouldn't just be having sex as pandemonium is described as having trade and stores that connects itself to the rest of the world.

>>123158 they're for medicinal use

>>123154 Did the deem cafe have a sloverly jerk deem on standby, or did one of the other deem waitresses have to get dirty to fulfill Anon's request and that's why she was pissed at him?

>>123162 I like to think they keep her on standby in case of tsundere or subby Anons. For me it is BOTH!

>>123157 Then she’d always smell like a cinnamon roll. MGE is pretty much whatever makes ( You ) happiest.

>>123107 I don't want to eat. I get on my hands and knees and have a demon sit on my back like a stool while she eats there.

>>123166 Lucky for you, you can indeed request! Just be very clear how long you want to do, or you might be that deem's stool for quite some time.

>>123157 That's what I gotta imagine from now on.

>>123107 Chantilly cream off her tail bulb?

>>123107 >long as you can sign the Terms of Service which include a ton of responsibilities for you

>>123162 I'm guessing her acting pissed was part of the service.

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