>>121978 Literally impossible to beat, 0/10. I'm still trying to find some way to explain myself if and when I buy her and Bogie's charms.

do have a cow

>>122012 I'm cat-assing this whole thread!

>>122014 My auntster said that we have cow at home

>>122014 I can't tell which part of foxes are bigger: their tits or their ears.

>>122017 the world may never know

>>122014 That third one is a sheep, which can be milky too.

>>122016 Auntsters know best, fresh homemade produce is the best

>>122014 Do fox tits get bigger as they accumulate more tails? Cause that's the only explanation I can think of.

>>122021 Milk is power therefore nine tails -> powerful fox -> lots of milk -> big boobs.

>>122020 >fresh homemade produce Troll-like typing detected

>>122021 this is the power of aburaage

>>122024 SEE!? I told you! Look at her! She's not gonna "foxy jumpscare" shit. She's probably SCARED OF STAIRS those knees are so overworked.

>>122018 >>122024 Most men's hands will go straight to the boobs. Mine will go to the ears.

>>122026 >fox_schlicking.mp3

>>122026 i must go for the hips and thighs

>>122016 Imagine how big and strong you would be growing up drinking your auntie's fresh breastmilk every single day, even decades after your own mother stopped breastfeeding you all the way to adulthood

>>122020 Boob veins... need.

Hooking one end of a cable to a raiju's clit and the other end to my penis.

>>122032 is that wise?

>>122029 Having breastmilk every single day of your life without burning the equivalent amount of calories would end up in obesity or a mongolian warrior build

>>122034 i suspect you might being vigorously burning calories on a regular basis with mamano about

>>122034 Duh, just burn all those calories just by having sex with her while drinking her milk, I'm pretty sure auntsters teach that from very young age

>>122036 things would be different around here if i was monopolized by an evil fox

>>122037 Different how?

>>122038 He would be monopolized by an evil fox.

>>122038 more hugs per day, maybe?

>>122036 We can exercise too but the sex while breastfeeding sounds too good to avoid

>>122029 This but having a grandmomster with voluptuous saggers that doesn't want to stop breastfeeding you unless you give her a baby to breastfeed

Calm down incestfags it's not even Friday yet

>>122024 >this is the power of aburaage If the danuki have any sense whatsoever, they should be selling this shit at every street corner; mamono the world over will buy it by the wagonload and the average breast size will probably go up half a dozen cups.

>>122044 lol no

>>122033 It's a raiju, wisdom is folly.

>>122046 Momxson incest is the best genre of doujinshi, I wish we had more monster stuff with that writing

>>122047 The only true wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing.

>>122048 Giving birth to a sister that is also your daughter, stuff like that makes me diamonds

>>122050 I think mother should make their sons wear protection when laying with them, that way their offspring only belong to the future wife instead of the mom taking that privilege away from her

Imagine a Japanese-style horror movie like Ju-On or Ring where the antagonist is just the most absurdly stacked fox imaginable. Just unbelievably utterly stacked to the point that the heroes are only able to get away because she keeps getting stuck in windows and door frames because of the sheer size of her tits and hips.

>>122051 Aren't condoms forbidden in monster society?

it keeps happening

>>122052 I can only imagine this being 2 movies. <Movie 1: Terrified Anons fleeing a horrible fox monster >Movie 2: Horny fox needs dick BAD and keeps trying to get "stuck" so some Anonymous Anon will take her to pound town First one's a horror movie. Second one is a slapstick comedy.

>>122053 it's taboo but it's not as if anybody enforces it kind of like the sabbaths approach to megamorphosis

>>122057 >Sabbath mage builds her own megamorphosis spell >Ends up a tallflat Very few such cases

>>122055 I absolutely see that, and you know what? I think you could actually have a horror movie that's both at the same time by virtue of there being two POVs, one of the anons, the other of the fox. From the POV of the anons, it's a horror movie; there's this fukken huge fox monster who's stalking them through the forest or some abandoned shrine or something like that and trying to catch them, classic stuff. From the fox's POV, it's a comedy; she's just mega-horny and trying to find someone, anyone, to screw her brains out, but because she's an antisocial horny weirdo who lives out in the middle of the woods all her attempts at seduction just come across as terrifying.

>>121989 Then we will simply go UNDER THE OCEAN

Imagine having your CC chesh colleague taking care of you when you get sick and miss work at the office. Bonus points if it's like in anime with rice porridge and head on lap

>anon... you've been groping my ass and making out with my horsepussy for the better part of the morning >now my legs are too shaky to stand up >come around to the front so I can at least help make dinner later >plus I miss you. >>122064 >throws a can of deenz at you >something something omega-3s >doesn't want to get sick, blablabla >shuts the door >kinda rude but you get it, she's big and important and has a job to do, she can't be getting your bug >open the sealed deenz tin >oil-stained heart on a sticky note on the inner lid >eat >flip on some MadTV for noise and roll over to rest >body settles, mind wanders into nonsensical fish-fueled pre-dreams >tips of two sets of claws graze your scalp like a slow spring breeze >beenz on your neck >invisible smoochum on your cheek

>>122039 What if I were monopolized by a morally grey anti hero fox

>>122065 Cute tsun, thanks anon for the green

>>122053 I don't thin that it counts when they are used as an education tool

>>122053 Why would they be forbidden? There would be plenty of mamono and men like me with condoms fetish and using them as sex accessories.

>>122067 >make your way to the kitchen the next morning >CEOW is there reading the mewspaper >blush and say hey, thank you >one ear goes down, one brow goes up, asks what for >for >nevermind >make some uh oatmeal, that's what your hand grabbed >"Weirdo." >"Are you coming to work today?" >you're feeling better >you don't want to impose any longer >they need you >you really should >you're annoying her >yes >"Wrong. Dumbass." >open the oatmeal can >full of purple and black cat hair >paw pops out like a prank snake and pushes you back >land on your bed, in your bedroom one floor up >"Stay down or I'll steal your zinc."

>>122053 More than prohibited I bet they are more of a toy than a tool

>>122053 the condom industry would change to for sabotaged condom play

<"I hope seeing my other form didn't frighten you too much." >"I don't know, it was pretty scary. I think I need to see it again to help me get over it." <"...pervert"

>>122051 Negating your momster the joys of motherhood by her own son should be socially punished for being against the basic rules of filial love

>>122073 >special condoms that are sturdy enough to hold semen for "condoms skirt" or "snack container" purposes, but break from pressure of proper babymaking nakadashi ngl that would be really neat, like a challenge for both parties involved to cause ejaculation strong enough to break it

>>122071 The purrfect colleague helping her fellow mate(husband?)

>>122071 Silly mamono who use pickup lines like "steal your zinc", "pilfer your potassium" and "mooch your magnesium" on guys they like.

>>122074 >regular-ass dragon but with bedroom eyes oh noooooo

>>122013 you can beat her plenty, she's just plush and so soft that she absorbs all your punches some things don't need explanation. or you can mix the unexplainable ones with normal keychain accessories and then nobody will notice

Yay it's Friday! Remember to do your best at work today and a whole weekend of fun with your auntster will be unlocked after coming back home! Personally I would live an auntster that is just a bit older than me, like a 5 to 10 year difference, the huge gap of like 20 to 100 years like is in some scenarios is fine to but I would love to have an auntie that is still into tabletop, videogames, watched the same shows and movies as I did and we even shared some common events while growing up together, like a mix of cool auntie and bro The old pampering auntster with a bombshell body is fine too though

I hope, with enough tea and spore huffing from her body, I can eventually become so wonder-brained I can out candid the hatter. I’m going to say indubitably so much.

>>122083 >anon becomes a clicker

>>122084 dont be so dramatic. it's just like incubisation, only you think faster, speak like a hatter, stop being at all shocked at the degenerate lunacy of wonderland, and crave milk and tea. anon won't become a zombie. that's only undead lamentation hatters and ones that engage in dangerous amounts of facesitting.

>>122088 May be obvious, but the way they get you is that they don't stop holding it even after you're done. The walk back to your chair is somewhat uncomfortable.

I need a police hatter and police chesh to stop and search me for an unmasturbated penis.

>>122074 Kinda like this?

>>122090 >oi guvnah, you got a loicense for that prick?

>>122081 Friday night gaming and chill with your not so old auntster

>>122095 I would be so angry if a woman like that with all them coils was sitting all alone and not wrapping me in them. That is ILLEGAL.

>>122093 It's the 'slammer' for you.

>>122097 cat

>>122098 Which one

>>122099 left side

>>122099 right side

>>122100 >>122101 >Anon's head asplode

>>122102 assplode. >>122101 she's wearing cat ears made of mushroom. soft and fuzzy. mad catter. lionsmane.

>>122103 I would pet a mushroom kitty. Because kitty.

>>122097 Anyone who wants to be molested by the monster cops, especially the wondercops, is a sick man.

>>122105 >a sick man Then he will be molested by the monster nurses

>>122106 I have authority deficiency disorder. I need the long arm of the law to cuddle me, pet me, grope me.

>>122105 He wouldn't be in wonderland if he wasn't.

>>122110 wonderland is a strange place

>>122111 That’s the strangest wock I’ve ever saw.

>>122111 Cute dog, why angry?

>>122113 she hasn't been trained yet

>>122113 she seems more intrigued by the novel experience than angry judging by the tail

>>122111 I like my dragons filled to perfection

>>122116 >“The ideal dragon is a perfect sphere!” Found the math guy

>>122118 For me, it's spherical foxes

>>122114 >The "How to train your dragon" movie did numbers in dragonia

>>122115 It's a very arousing concept

>>122120 >How to drain your human

When I asked them to take the lead in bed, this was not what I had in mind!

how long does an elven pregnancy last?

>Pegging? >Sir, I'm a plumber not a construction worker.

>>122123 GIWTWM

>>122126 >paw beans and licked Lucky fucker.

>>122123 <"plz dom me" >gets dommed <"WTF, HOW COULD I GET DOMMED?!" On the bright side, at least you did not get domed

>>122128 Anon the joke is that she is taking the LEAD. As in a lead leash made of lead.

She may be stupid

>>122129 >she is taking the LEAD Wtf then why do monsters act so weird when I pull my gun on them???

>>122130 our kids are going to be so dumb

>>122132 man what a cool hellhound. i hope her kids are cool and not dweebs like me. no promise on intelligent hellpups.

>>122129 Is that safe? Hellwan would care about her human's health.

>>122132 Of course they will be dumb if you make babies with your family members

>>122134 she's not sure and is now panicking and fretting and whimpering. better give her a smooch.

>>122136 I wish I had a beeg mamono to cuddle.

Wurmy is a stable genius in her own line of work.

>>122137 or maybe 3-4 little ones

>>122137 you reckon? you think? I think. And I think she wants it and wishes it more than even you do.

>>122131 >anubis decided to take the lead and claim you assertively >you pull that gun on her >sure thing, she took the lead this time >the demon realm lead that knocks her out cold for good

DL might have made mamono, but Samuel Colt made them and humans equal

>>122140 That is... good?

>>122142 Except shoggoths. You shoot them and they just reform like the T-1000.

>bogie puts finger in barrel of anons gun >barrel explodes into a banana peel shape >anon has comedic soot on his face >bogie cleans him up with a napkin >a long napkin she can’t seem to pull entirely out from her pocket >she shrugs and just sits on his face to clean the soot off

>>122143 It is good if you like hugging big fluffy monsters. I would want to know she is as happy as I am, if not more.

>>122142 You forgot the demon realm lead/silver. >human makes gun >mamono makes non-lethal projectiles for it >since guns don't deal any real damage anymore, there's no reason for any decent society to regulate them in any way >now you can go monster hunting just like the mamono go husband hunting There's some good real equality in there.

>>122144 Just about any slime would do, you can empty a whole box of .50cal cartridges into them and they'll just let the bullets fly through their watery substance.

>>122120 the great mereing of 2010 destroyed the nations pride and doubled its population

>>122142 Fairies and fairy-adjacent mamono are on equal grounds too.

>>122150 That reminded me... >Rata with a Gun

>bullets hahahahaha

>>122153 >sploosh >splots >splorts And other noises as various highly accelerated projectiles pass through slime

>>122153 they're just cutting bullets out of the air with many-times-folded katanas anyhow it's not a big deal

Grem probably purchases ballistic gel from slimes

>>122155 They are anti-zip anti-nip anti-katana bullets, guaranteed to Americanise any wannabe samurai into an eagle girl.

>>122135 Monster genetics don't work like that

>>122074 I can't imagine seeing the dragon a form after the cute girl form and being anything other than awe struck if she's not actively being menacing. That's gotta be like the second or third best part of having a dragon wife. >>122157 I hear each one is dipped in french fry oil and given a firm handshake by JM Browning herself (he's a wight now).

>>122124 About the same as a human but they’d have the benefit of sailing through pregnancy and delivery unlike human women, who God cursed with the pain of pushing a softball through a coin purse.

>image 1 - cat on dog violence during the height of world war wan >image 2 - peace is declared >image 3 (present day) - the paw alliance that puts aside the differences of cat and dog to pursue mutually beneficial goals such as headpat and anon.

With the power of dreamhorse you can spend 24 hours a day with your wife! (Un)Consciously!

>>122161 Explain the traitors

>>122163 That's kot on kot violence caused mostly by the fact that cheshires are creatures of chaos. I hope she's apprehended and placed in the bag of shame shortly.

>>122164 Cat violence is out of control

>>122165 Female animals mounting others during heat is not only a habit shared by cats, most mammals do that including sea mammals like dolphins

>>122165 >>122164 That's why you need a man to deal with kot when they get violent

>>122166 I find an scenario of sweaty monsters humping each other to try to get your attention extremely hilarious

>>122168 they really should be doing it with me in the middle of it all, licking up the sweat

>>122168 STOP LAUGHING, START THRUSTING.

>>122166 Damn nature you scary

>>122168 >go to work at an MGE city office >enter the building >all office ladies and hags start tearing off their clothes and start mounting and humping each other until they are drenched in sweat >you keep going to your cubicle >when you go next to each cubicle each monster does the same with the closest monster they have >you sit in your cubicle >they start doing it at the entrance of your cubicle and you keep hearing the loud plapping sound and the sloshing of footsteps on a wet floor >you receive an HR call >they ask why aren't you inseminating your coworkers >they explain that it's in your contract >after that you receive a call from the CEO to go to her office >you enter >she naked and sweaty humping her naked secretary >she stops and tells you to start doing your part

>Sorry, I don't like lesbians There, that's how you evade your responsibilities.

>>122174 That's how you get sent to the re-education garden.

>>122166 As long as it's only mammals

>>122176 >Salamander/lizardman mud wrestling matches >Single men are allowed in for free

I love dragons that femdom

Oh deer, Ms. Whitehorn is drunk again

>>122173 That's what you get when you work for Big Cow.

>>122179 Can I drink with her? Does she like hard cider?

>>122176 If you see a wock doing this then she's definitely trying to tell you something.

>>122173 I bet the CEO is a Danuki, and all the workers are Foxes including her secretary

I wouldn't mind a danuki dominating me either

>>122184 Auntie can dominate me any time she wants

>>122185 im usually not into the aunt stuff but if it's femdom then I could be down. down on her. down on my aunt's musky pussy.

>>122185 Same

>>122185 What a coincidence, my auntie is an expert in that subject

Making autistic incest babies with auntie...

>>122183 They're all human women with leaves on their head, that's the weird thing.

Man, my fantasies are fucking boring. All of you are thinking about these incest and harem scenarios, and I'm just thinking about spending time with my succubus wife. Half the time I'm thinking about her, I'm not even thinking about sexual things.

So many fat monster girls so far ITT

>>122183 I like when nukis and foxes put their differences aside for making evil plans thrive

>>122191 Fantasies are fantasies, there's no such thing as boring, small or depraved fantasy

>>122191 If it makes you feel any better I filter some of those fantasies because they're so repetitive despite being weird. Nothing wrong with appreciating the simple things.

i thought I was going somewhere with this job at Anubis Co. but it turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.

>>122194 In the right places

>>122166 Troll and P'orc neighbors trying to the entice me with their loud hard hit and sweaty plapping motions while naked, and it works

p'orc and troll generating torque on my penis

>>122157 Bitch you have no idea how badass would a gun shooting bullets like that be. >get a gun that converts weak monster girls into badass eagle girls, or some other kind of strong, assertive girls >get somewhere where there are lots of people >start shooting everybody >the place is now full of big, muscular, extremely beautiful, incredibly aggressive eagle girls, dragon girls, tiger girls HUNGRY FOR YOUR DICK >you can play catch with them for a while pretending you try to run away from them, they like that sort of foreplay

>>122200 No man would be able to survive the combined love of a meaty troll and porc smothering them

>>122203 And if you shoot the beeg badass horny rapists with the bullets a second time? That’s right. They get even hornier.

>>122204 I will, I promise

The contents of your cum jar have become alive and now want to fuck you, you must take responsibility.

>>122173 That's why cities are fucking gay and wage slavery sucks. On the countryside you just get approached by a minotaur and 4 seconds later you realize why this position is called Cowgirl.

Anon you bet your entire life savings against the harlem globe trotters. I'll let you off, IF, you let me squeeze your head between my thighs.

>>122205 monsieur is into some extra spicy stuff I see

Sex with slutty brats all day while they have no school on the weekend

>>122210 It's like the last stand in halo reach, but delaying the inevitable only makes your pelvis more shattered.

>>122211 As long as it end in pregnant lolis

>>122207 Gross, couldn't be me. I may well have impregnated a small harem of ittan momen, but that's the civilized option.

Do monster girls still dress as vampires on Halloween because vampires fucking suck?

>>122200 That's a literal mermaid's call, there's no way to resist those alluring sounds, I bet it's the same way their hordes use sounds to communicate, ass slaps and ass to ass plaps to send orders instead of drums

>>122217 >Vampires dressed as elves (everyone thinks they're elves too haughty to wear a costume) >Elves dressed as vampires (similar to the above) >Lazy teens everywhere dressed as ghosts or mummies >Succs dressed as manticores >Manticores dressed as jabberwocks >Jinko dressed as cheshires >Cheshires pretending to be sane >Majin VERY effectively pretending to be human women It's a fun, confusing time all around.

>>122219 >Manticores dressed as jabberwocks What's the point?

>>122220 Her tailpussy does a good impression of a jabberwock mouth tentacle.

>>122147 >miss dragon had outlived the last two demon lords, and in that time had defeated enemies vastly more powerful than a single untrained human with an overly elaborate musket >a simple glance told her that there was no possible way he could pose a threat to her >maybe if he had demon silver bullets, but those are incredibly rare outside of monster territory and he certainly didn't look like he could afford one >even if he could, she could handle one or two bullets <turns out he had at least thirty

>>122224 >the stupid ass human didn't know that the dragon has a fucking hi tech plasma cannon/railgun/missile launcher and it's fully automatic This is why dragons keep raping humans, lol

>>122224 Peak dragon is when they lose to sex

>>122227 Peak dragon is when they're all sweaty and exhausted while laying eggs.

Peak hellhound is when paw on my face.

>>122229 The paw is on your face. The hellhound might be slightly bemused, smug, puzzled, or saying “ugh weirdo” (but still wagging her tail). Now all you can see is her beans and fluff. What do you do? The ball is in your court.

Peak Jinko is when her nipple is in my mouth.

peak harpy? i guess they do tend to nest there yeah.

>>122232 The boobs are on your nose. The jinko might be slightly bemused, smug, puzzled, or saying “but I'm in heat!” (and panting like crazy). Now all you can taste is her boob milk and cleavage sweat. What do you do? The ball is in your court.

>>122228 Helping her lay eggs with a little push from behind

>>122234 >>122232 Would

>>122230 I have to be honest, I didn't really plan my moves past this point. She'll have to do something eventually, right? Surely she can't just leave me standing like this, beaned.

>>122235 I refuse to believe sex isn't the most effective and common way for inducing labor among mamono

>>122237 sleep tite hellwan

>>122234 I'm fine with my position. If I'm really thirsty, I can switch to the other nipple later.

>>122233 Only if the wyverns didn't beat them there.

>>122232 I like when monsters try to fatten me up using their milk

>>122236 Cute tigger.

>>122243 Auntie does it every Friday

Family cuddle piles with momyip and the yiplings. Walking around with yipling ankle warmers because they don't want to let go. Scritching yipling ears and listening to them squeak. Helping little yiplings make and paint their first masks. Can guys suffer from baby craziness?

>>122246 >Can guys suffer from baby craziness? I already suffer from it, I don't think there was one day in the last 7 years that I didn't think about depositing my baby batter in a fertile fox womb

>>122247 That's just a symptom of advanced Foxoplasmosis. Weird that so many people have it when foxes aren't even real.

>>122248 If foxes aren't real then what keeps digging up my garden?