>>121978 Literally impossible to beat, 0/10. I'm still trying to find some way to explain myself if and when I buy her and Bogie's charms.

do have a cow

>>122012 I'm cat-assing this whole thread!

>>122014 My auntster said that we have cow at home

>>122014 I can't tell which part of foxes are bigger: their tits or their ears.

>>122017 the world may never know

>>122014 That third one is a sheep, which can be milky too.

>>122016 Auntsters know best, fresh homemade produce is the best

>>122014 Do fox tits get bigger as they accumulate more tails? Cause that's the only explanation I can think of.

>>122021 Milk is power therefore nine tails -> powerful fox -> lots of milk -> big boobs.

>>122020 >fresh homemade produce Troll-like typing detected

>>122021 this is the power of aburaage

>>122024 SEE!? I told you! Look at her! She's not gonna "foxy jumpscare" shit. She's probably SCARED OF STAIRS those knees are so overworked.

>>122018 >>122024 Most men's hands will go straight to the boobs. Mine will go to the ears.

>>122026 >fox_schlicking.mp3

>>122026 i must go for the hips and thighs

>>122016 Imagine how big and strong you would be growing up drinking your auntie's fresh breastmilk every single day, even decades after your own mother stopped breastfeeding you all the way to adulthood

>>122020 Boob veins... need.

Hooking one end of a cable to a raiju's clit and the other end to my penis.

>>122032 is that wise?

>>122029 Having breastmilk every single day of your life without burning the equivalent amount of calories would end up in obesity or a mongolian warrior build

>>122034 i suspect you might being vigorously burning calories on a regular basis with mamano about

>>122034 Duh, just burn all those calories just by having sex with her while drinking her milk, I'm pretty sure auntsters teach that from very young age

>>122036 things would be different around here if i was monopolized by an evil fox

>>122037 Different how?

>>122038 He would be monopolized by an evil fox.

>>122038 more hugs per day, maybe?

>>122036 We can exercise too but the sex while breastfeeding sounds too good to avoid

>>122029 This but having a grandmomster with voluptuous saggers that doesn't want to stop breastfeeding you unless you give her a baby to breastfeed

Calm down incestfags it's not even Friday yet

>>122024 >this is the power of aburaage If the danuki have any sense whatsoever, they should be selling this shit at every street corner; mamono the world over will buy it by the wagonload and the average breast size will probably go up half a dozen cups.

>>122044 lol no

>>122033 It's a raiju, wisdom is folly.

>>122046 Momxson incest is the best genre of doujinshi, I wish we had more monster stuff with that writing

>>122047 The only true wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing.

>>122048 Giving birth to a sister that is also your daughter, stuff like that makes me diamonds

>>122050 I think mother should make their sons wear protection when laying with them, that way their offspring only belong to the future wife instead of the mom taking that privilege away from her

Imagine a Japanese-style horror movie like Ju-On or Ring where the antagonist is just the most absurdly stacked fox imaginable. Just unbelievably utterly stacked to the point that the heroes are only able to get away because she keeps getting stuck in windows and door frames because of the sheer size of her tits and hips.

>>122051 Aren't condoms forbidden in monster society?

it keeps happening

>>122052 I can only imagine this being 2 movies. <Movie 1: Terrified Anons fleeing a horrible fox monster >Movie 2: Horny fox needs dick BAD and keeps trying to get "stuck" so some Anonymous Anon will take her to pound town First one's a horror movie. Second one is a slapstick comedy.

>>122053 it's taboo but it's not as if anybody enforces it kind of like the sabbaths approach to megamorphosis

>>122057 >Sabbath mage builds her own megamorphosis spell >Ends up a tallflat Very few such cases

>>122055 I absolutely see that, and you know what? I think you could actually have a horror movie that's both at the same time by virtue of there being two POVs, one of the anons, the other of the fox. From the POV of the anons, it's a horror movie; there's this fukken huge fox monster who's stalking them through the forest or some abandoned shrine or something like that and trying to catch them, classic stuff. From the fox's POV, it's a comedy; she's just mega-horny and trying to find someone, anyone, to screw her brains out, but because she's an antisocial horny weirdo who lives out in the middle of the woods all her attempts at seduction just come across as terrifying.

>>121989 Then we will simply go UNDER THE OCEAN

Imagine having your CC chesh colleague taking care of you when you get sick and miss work at the office. Bonus points if it's like in anime with rice porridge and head on lap

>anon... you've been groping my ass and making out with my horsepussy for the better part of the morning >now my legs are too shaky to stand up >come around to the front so I can at least help make dinner later >plus I miss you. >>122064 >throws a can of deenz at you >something something omega-3s >doesn't want to get sick, blablabla >shuts the door >kinda rude but you get it, she's big and important and has a job to do, she can't be getting your bug >open the sealed deenz tin >oil-stained heart on a sticky note on the inner lid >eat >flip on some MadTV for noise and roll over to rest >body settles, mind wanders into nonsensical fish-fueled pre-dreams >tips of two sets of claws graze your scalp like a slow spring breeze >beenz on your neck >invisible smoochum on your cheek

>>122039 What if I were monopolized by a morally grey anti hero fox

>>122065 Cute tsun, thanks anon for the green

>>122053 I don't thin that it counts when they are used as an education tool

>>122053 Why would they be forbidden? There would be plenty of mamono and men like me with condoms fetish and using them as sex accessories.

>>122067 >make your way to the kitchen the next morning >CEOW is there reading the mewspaper >blush and say hey, thank you >one ear goes down, one brow goes up, asks what for >for >nevermind >make some uh oatmeal, that's what your hand grabbed >"Weirdo." >"Are you coming to work today?" >you're feeling better >you don't want to impose any longer >they need you >you really should >you're annoying her >yes >"Wrong. Dumbass." >open the oatmeal can >full of purple and black cat hair >paw pops out like a prank snake and pushes you back >land on your bed, in your bedroom one floor up >"Stay down or I'll steal your zinc."

>>122053 More than prohibited I bet they are more of a toy than a tool

>>122053 the condom industry would change to for sabotaged condom play

<"I hope seeing my other form didn't frighten you too much." >"I don't know, it was pretty scary. I think I need to see it again to help me get over it." <"...pervert"

>>122051 Negating your momster the joys of motherhood by her own son should be socially punished for being against the basic rules of filial love

>>122073 >special condoms that are sturdy enough to hold semen for "condoms skirt" or "snack container" purposes, but break from pressure of proper babymaking nakadashi ngl that would be really neat, like a challenge for both parties involved to cause ejaculation strong enough to break it

>>122071 The purrfect colleague helping her fellow mate(husband?)

>>122071 Silly mamono who use pickup lines like "steal your zinc", "pilfer your potassium" and "mooch your magnesium" on guys they like.

>>122074 >regular-ass dragon but with bedroom eyes oh noooooo

>>122013 you can beat her plenty, she's just plush and so soft that she absorbs all your punches some things don't need explanation. or you can mix the unexplainable ones with normal keychain accessories and then nobody will notice

Yay it's Friday! Remember to do your best at work today and a whole weekend of fun with your auntster will be unlocked after coming back home! Personally I would live an auntster that is just a bit older than me, like a 5 to 10 year difference, the huge gap of like 20 to 100 years like is in some scenarios is fine to but I would love to have an auntie that is still into tabletop, videogames, watched the same shows and movies as I did and we even shared some common events while growing up together, like a mix of cool auntie and bro The old pampering auntster with a bombshell body is fine too though

I hope, with enough tea and spore huffing from her body, I can eventually become so wonder-brained I can out candid the hatter. I’m going to say indubitably so much.

>>122083 >anon becomes a clicker

>>122084 dont be so dramatic. it's just like incubisation, only you think faster, speak like a hatter, stop being at all shocked at the degenerate lunacy of wonderland, and crave milk and tea. anon won't become a zombie. that's only undead lamentation hatters and ones that engage in dangerous amounts of facesitting.

>>122088 May be obvious, but the way they get you is that they don't stop holding it even after you're done. The walk back to your chair is somewhat uncomfortable.

I need a police hatter and police chesh to stop and search me for an unmasturbated penis.

>>122074 Kinda like this?

>>122090 >oi guvnah, you got a loicense for that prick?

>>122081 Friday night gaming and chill with your not so old auntster

>>122095 I would be so angry if a woman like that with all them coils was sitting all alone and not wrapping me in them. That is ILLEGAL.

>>122093 It's the 'slammer' for you.

>>122097 cat

>>122098 Which one

>>122099 left side

>>122099 right side

>>122100 >>122101 >Anon's head asplode

>>122102 assplode. >>122101 she's wearing cat ears made of mushroom. soft and fuzzy. mad catter. lionsmane.

>>122103 I would pet a mushroom kitty. Because kitty.

>>122097 Anyone who wants to be molested by the monster cops, especially the wondercops, is a sick man.

>>122105 >a sick man Then he will be molested by the monster nurses

>>122106 I have authority deficiency disorder. I need the long arm of the law to cuddle me, pet me, grope me.

>>122105 He wouldn't be in wonderland if he wasn't.

>>122110 wonderland is a strange place

>>122111 That’s the strangest wock I’ve ever saw.

>>122111 Cute dog, why angry?

>>122113 she hasn't been trained yet

>>122113 she seems more intrigued by the novel experience than angry judging by the tail

>>122111 I like my dragons filled to perfection

>>122116 >“The ideal dragon is a perfect sphere!” Found the math guy

>>122118 For me, it's spherical foxes

>>122114 >The "How to train your dragon" movie did numbers in dragonia

>>122115 It's a very arousing concept

>>122120 >How to drain your human

When I asked them to take the lead in bed, this was not what I had in mind!

how long does an elven pregnancy last?

>Pegging? >Sir, I'm a plumber not a construction worker.

>>122123 GIWTWM

>>122126 >paw beans and licked Lucky fucker.

>>122123 <"plz dom me" >gets dommed <"WTF, HOW COULD I GET DOMMED?!" On the bright side, at least you did not get domed

>>122128 Anon the joke is that she is taking the LEAD. As in a lead leash made of lead.

She may be stupid

>>122129 >she is taking the LEAD Wtf then why do monsters act so weird when I pull my gun on them???

>>122130 our kids are going to be so dumb

>>122132 man what a cool hellhound. i hope her kids are cool and not dweebs like me. no promise on intelligent hellpups.

>>122129 Is that safe? Hellwan would care about her human's health.

>>122132 Of course they will be dumb if you make babies with your family members

>>122134 she's not sure and is now panicking and fretting and whimpering. better give her a smooch.

>>122136 I wish I had a beeg mamono to cuddle.

Wurmy is a stable genius in her own line of work.

>>122137 or maybe 3-4 little ones

>>122137 you reckon? you think? I think. And I think she wants it and wishes it more than even you do.

>>122131 >anubis decided to take the lead and claim you assertively >you pull that gun on her >sure thing, she took the lead this time >the demon realm lead that knocks her out cold for good

DL might have made mamono, but Samuel Colt made them and humans equal

>>122140 That is... good?

>>122142 Except shoggoths. You shoot them and they just reform like the T-1000.

>bogie puts finger in barrel of anons gun >barrel explodes into a banana peel shape >anon has comedic soot on his face >bogie cleans him up with a napkin >a long napkin she can’t seem to pull entirely out from her pocket >she shrugs and just sits on his face to clean the soot off

>>122143 It is good if you like hugging big fluffy monsters. I would want to know she is as happy as I am, if not more.

>>122142 You forgot the demon realm lead/silver. >human makes gun >mamono makes non-lethal projectiles for it >since guns don't deal any real damage anymore, there's no reason for any decent society to regulate them in any way >now you can go monster hunting just like the mamono go husband hunting There's some good real equality in there.

>>122144 Just about any slime would do, you can empty a whole box of .50cal cartridges into them and they'll just let the bullets fly through their watery substance.

>>122120 the great mereing of 2010 destroyed the nations pride and doubled its population

>>122142 Fairies and fairy-adjacent mamono are on equal grounds too.

>>122150 That reminded me... >Rata with a Gun

>bullets hahahahaha

>>122153 >sploosh >splots >splorts And other noises as various highly accelerated projectiles pass through slime

>>122153 they're just cutting bullets out of the air with many-times-folded katanas anyhow it's not a big deal

Grem probably purchases ballistic gel from slimes

>>122155 They are anti-zip anti-nip anti-katana bullets, guaranteed to Americanise any wannabe samurai into an eagle girl.

>>122135 Monster genetics don't work like that

>>122074 I can't imagine seeing the dragon a form after the cute girl form and being anything other than awe struck if she's not actively being menacing. That's gotta be like the second or third best part of having a dragon wife. >>122157 I hear each one is dipped in french fry oil and given a firm handshake by JM Browning herself (he's a wight now).

>>122124 About the same as a human but they’d have the benefit of sailing through pregnancy and delivery unlike human women, who God cursed with the pain of pushing a softball through a coin purse.

>image 1 - cat on dog violence during the height of world war wan >image 2 - peace is declared >image 3 (present day) - the paw alliance that puts aside the differences of cat and dog to pursue mutually beneficial goals such as headpat and anon.

With the power of dreamhorse you can spend 24 hours a day with your wife! (Un)Consciously!

>>122161 Explain the traitors

>>122163 That's kot on kot violence caused mostly by the fact that cheshires are creatures of chaos. I hope she's apprehended and placed in the bag of shame shortly.

>>122164 Cat violence is out of control

>>122165 Female animals mounting others during heat is not only a habit shared by cats, most mammals do that including sea mammals like dolphins

>>122165 >>122164 That's why you need a man to deal with kot when they get violent

>>122166 I find an scenario of sweaty monsters humping each other to try to get your attention extremely hilarious

>>122168 they really should be doing it with me in the middle of it all, licking up the sweat

>>122168 STOP LAUGHING, START THRUSTING.

>>122166 Damn nature you scary

>>122168 >go to work at an MGE city office >enter the building >all office ladies and hags start tearing off their clothes and start mounting and humping each other until they are drenched in sweat >you keep going to your cubicle >when you go next to each cubicle each monster does the same with the closest monster they have >you sit in your cubicle >they start doing it at the entrance of your cubicle and you keep hearing the loud plapping sound and the sloshing of footsteps on a wet floor >you receive an HR call >they ask why aren't you inseminating your coworkers >they explain that it's in your contract >after that you receive a call from the CEO to go to her office >you enter >she naked and sweaty humping her naked secretary >she stops and tells you to start doing your part

>Sorry, I don't like lesbians There, that's how you evade your responsibilities.

>>122174 That's how you get sent to the re-education garden.

>>122166 As long as it's only mammals

>>122176 >Salamander/lizardman mud wrestling matches >Single men are allowed in for free

I love dragons that femdom

Oh deer, Ms. Whitehorn is drunk again

>>122173 That's what you get when you work for Big Cow.

>>122179 Can I drink with her? Does she like hard cider?

>>122176 If you see a wock doing this then she's definitely trying to tell you something.

>>122173 I bet the CEO is a Danuki, and all the workers are Foxes including her secretary

I wouldn't mind a danuki dominating me either

>>122184 Auntie can dominate me any time she wants

>>122185 im usually not into the aunt stuff but if it's femdom then I could be down. down on her. down on my aunt's musky pussy.

>>122185 Same

>>122185 What a coincidence, my auntie is an expert in that subject

Making autistic incest babies with auntie...

>>122183 They're all human women with leaves on their head, that's the weird thing.

Man, my fantasies are fucking boring. All of you are thinking about these incest and harem scenarios, and I'm just thinking about spending time with my succubus wife. Half the time I'm thinking about her, I'm not even thinking about sexual things.

So many fat monster girls so far ITT

>>122183 I like when nukis and foxes put their differences aside for making evil plans thrive

>>122191 Fantasies are fantasies, there's no such thing as boring, small or depraved fantasy

>>122191 If it makes you feel any better I filter some of those fantasies because they're so repetitive despite being weird. Nothing wrong with appreciating the simple things.

i thought I was going somewhere with this job at Anubis Co. but it turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.

>>122194 In the right places

>>122166 Troll and P'orc neighbors trying to the entice me with their loud hard hit and sweaty plapping motions while naked, and it works

p'orc and troll generating torque on my penis

>>122157 Bitch you have no idea how badass would a gun shooting bullets like that be. >get a gun that converts weak monster girls into badass eagle girls, or some other kind of strong, assertive girls >get somewhere where there are lots of people >start shooting everybody >the place is now full of big, muscular, extremely beautiful, incredibly aggressive eagle girls, dragon girls, tiger girls HUNGRY FOR YOUR DICK >you can play catch with them for a while pretending you try to run away from them, they like that sort of foreplay

>>122200 No man would be able to survive the combined love of a meaty troll and porc smothering them

>>122203 And if you shoot the beeg badass horny rapists with the bullets a second time? That’s right. They get even hornier.

>>122204 I will, I promise

The contents of your cum jar have become alive and now want to fuck you, you must take responsibility.

>>122173 That's why cities are fucking gay and wage slavery sucks. On the countryside you just get approached by a minotaur and 4 seconds later you realize why this position is called Cowgirl.

Anon you bet your entire life savings against the harlem globe trotters. I'll let you off, IF, you let me squeeze your head between my thighs.

>>122205 monsieur is into some extra spicy stuff I see

Sex with slutty brats all day while they have no school on the weekend

>>122210 It's like the last stand in halo reach, but delaying the inevitable only makes your pelvis more shattered.

>>122211 As long as it end in pregnant lolis

>>122207 Gross, couldn't be me. I may well have impregnated a small harem of ittan momen, but that's the civilized option.

Do monster girls still dress as vampires on Halloween because vampires fucking suck?

>>122200 That's a literal mermaid's call, there's no way to resist those alluring sounds, I bet it's the same way their hordes use sounds to communicate, ass slaps and ass to ass plaps to send orders instead of drums

>>122217 >Vampires dressed as elves (everyone thinks they're elves too haughty to wear a costume) >Elves dressed as vampires (similar to the above) >Lazy teens everywhere dressed as ghosts or mummies >Succs dressed as manticores >Manticores dressed as jabberwocks >Jinko dressed as cheshires >Cheshires pretending to be sane >Majin VERY effectively pretending to be human women It's a fun, confusing time all around.

>>122219 >Manticores dressed as jabberwocks What's the point?

>>122220 Her tailpussy does a good impression of a jabberwock mouth tentacle.

>>122147 >miss dragon had outlived the last two demon lords, and in that time had defeated enemies vastly more powerful than a single untrained human with an overly elaborate musket >a simple glance told her that there was no possible way he could pose a threat to her >maybe if he had demon silver bullets, but those are incredibly rare outside of monster territory and he certainly didn't look like he could afford one >even if he could, she could handle one or two bullets <turns out he had at least thirty

>>122224 >the stupid ass human didn't know that the dragon has a fucking hi tech plasma cannon/railgun/missile launcher and it's fully automatic This is why dragons keep raping humans, lol

>>122224 Peak dragon is when they lose to sex

>>122227 Peak dragon is when they're all sweaty and exhausted while laying eggs.

Peak hellhound is when paw on my face.

>>122229 The paw is on your face. The hellhound might be slightly bemused, smug, puzzled, or saying “ugh weirdo” (but still wagging her tail). Now all you can see is her beans and fluff. What do you do? The ball is in your court.

Peak Jinko is when her nipple is in my mouth.

peak harpy? i guess they do tend to nest there yeah.

>>122232 The boobs are on your nose. The jinko might be slightly bemused, smug, puzzled, or saying “but I'm in heat!” (and panting like crazy). Now all you can taste is her boob milk and cleavage sweat. What do you do? The ball is in your court.

>>122228 Helping her lay eggs with a little push from behind

>>122234 >>122232 Would

>>122230 I have to be honest, I didn't really plan my moves past this point. She'll have to do something eventually, right? Surely she can't just leave me standing like this, beaned.

>>122235 I refuse to believe sex isn't the most effective and common way for inducing labor among mamono

>>122237 sleep tite hellwan

>>122234 I'm fine with my position. If I'm really thirsty, I can switch to the other nipple later.

>>122233 Only if the wyverns didn't beat them there.

>>122232 I like when monsters try to fatten me up using their milk

>>122236 Cute tigger.

>>122243 Auntie does it every Friday

Family cuddle piles with momyip and the yiplings. Walking around with yipling ankle warmers because they don't want to let go. Scritching yipling ears and listening to them squeak. Helping little yiplings make and paint their first masks. Can guys suffer from baby craziness?

>>122246 >Can guys suffer from baby craziness? I already suffer from it, I don't think there was one day in the last 7 years that I didn't think about depositing my baby batter in a fertile fox womb

>>122247 That's just a symptom of advanced Foxoplasmosis. Weird that so many people have it when foxes aren't even real.

>>122248 If foxes aren't real then what keeps digging up my garden?

>>122249 Probably just the mole people. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>122249 Boars maybe.

I want to huff h'orc___ >If you want anon to huff pussy, press 1 >If you want anon to huff ass, press 2 >If you want anon to huff feet, press 3 >If you want anon to huff boobs, press 4 >If you want anon to huff armpit, press 5 >If you want anon to huff chestfluff, press 6 >If you want anon to throw her in the shower, press 7

>>122252 8

>>122253 secret button

>>122252 7 I want Anon to choose VIOLENCE. And a rubber ducky.

>>122252 I don't want to huff, I want to cum inside and impregnate, I will throw the H'orc in the bath to clean her properly and we will fuck on every step of the process

>>122257 You do you. I’m up for shower sex and clean cuddles and grinding against each other in the hot tub. However I’m also down for the sweatiest smelliest intercourse possible with plenty of scent huffing and licking.

>>122244 Being cute is what tiggers do best!

I wanna watch scary movies and eat junk food and fall asleep in front of the tv with Miss Dhampir and Miss Dark Mage.

>>122048 >Momxson incest is the best genre of doujinshi I know, and for that it pains me that Orutoro died before releasing another chapter or the moms recording themselves...

salamaders live for hype moments and aura

I want to sit in a cafe next to a grem workshop with wireshark open on a laptop and snoop through automaton's most secret packets

>>122265 >ASCII art of grem boobs

>>122262 >orutoro is dead Sauce?

>>122267 He died doing what he loved: his mom, lol.

Alps are gay.

>>122266 I think that's supposed to be a wall...

>>122271 The most exciting thing about boobies is the enthusiasm with which they are shown to you.

>>122267 His last twitter post was on march, he skipped this comiket and has been on radio silence for months, he's definitely dead

>>122270 It's not gay if he's a girl

>>122274 That's the MOST gay, Anon! She's a GIRL! She has cooties! You need to stay with STRONG, MASCULINE MEN.

>>122270 Lies and slander, they are cute girls and doing the deed with girls isn't gay Also I really like thay all that "hanging out like bros" is in the official profile, it only adds sex as a bro stuff

>>122219 to be fair a Human Woman is scary

Well it's time to go to bed, may you have a wonderful Friday night, an amazing rest and pleasant dreams with your auntster guys. Also have a pleasant weekend too.

>>122278 That's a lot of effort just for snatching a couple's discount

>>122279 >split a plate with a danuki (platonically) for the savings >it turns out a couple's plate is in fact legally binding and you are now her bf oh no?!

>>122081 >having weekends off >implying

>>122270 Anyone who fantasizes about alps is gay. Alpfags are simply going to become alps, not get alps. You can't convince me that you're straight if you fantasize specifically about having a gay friend who's obsessed with you but it's ok because you also fantasize about eventually turning him into a woman. Or worse yet, you fantasize about guys that actually pretend to be women. Succubi are where it's at. Those are the underappreciated good girls, often overlooked because the average man would be frightened of being drained of life essence or tricked in some way because of the hurtful stereotypes and human myths. It's a shame that all discussion about succubus like mamono is completely overtaken by alps. In fact I think that in the entire last week of discussion succs weren't brought up even half as often as alps.

>>122283 >t. anon who accidentally married an alp

Fall approaches, the warmth of man will be surrendered to cold wives.

>>122285 >Only coils him once an hour Does she even love him?

>>122285 Can't say no to hourly coil Not that I have a choice

>>122286 You dont know how long those hourly coil sessions are. They could be an hour themselves.

In Icelandic, "cat" is köttur Thus today is Kötturday

>>122289 Good, big kot from the cold tundra

>>122290 Iceland is the home of Lava Golems and hot springs.

>>122291 Hot bath with white tiger?

>>122292 Tigers or köttur of any kind are not really native to Iceland... you'll have to import them and pay import fees! Probably

>>122293 I will, no price would be too high to have onsen and jinko at the same time

>>122277 maybe humans were the real monsters all along

Saturday mornin and cat auntster still want more fun after Friday

>>122292 soaking with wet jinko drying off wet jinko brushing damp jinko fixing damp jinko bangs snuggling fresh jinko tits jinko arms and legs possessing you

>>122299 PEAK SATURDAY, drudru when?

Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fightin'. Get a little action in! (don't get involved in a rowdy monster bar brawl)

>>122304 >>122305 Sure is violent in this part of the world...

>>122306 Lizards it is their way of life. Hellhounds are too competitive and energetic to hold back if someone else attacks them. Ogres have extremely bad tempers, worse when they are drunk. Red onis just like the action. It all works out in the end. They're big strong girls. Might not have happened if they had an anon to reign them in.

>>122305 >can I train you? >I don't know, CAN you? Or are you asking for permission but are too DUMB and MEATHEADED to do it properly by asking if you "may" teach me? And thus, the student becomes the master.

>>122297 Double dipping on days and fun cat aunties have pregnancy rates skyrocketing, it's not fair for the other auntsters

>>122304 Today's entertainment is miss mino wrestling miss ogre. Big. Strong. Sweaty. Flexible. Tits against tits. Horn-grabbing, tail-biting action. Don't stand too close to the pit. Someone might throw you in. You'll be immediately seized by them and squished between them. There is no obligation for the establishment to intervene if an anon falls into the pit.

>>122308 >Denial of your permission would preclude my capability to train you. I have the means, but I cannot if you refuse. Allow me - ironically - to demonstrate that for which I do not need your permission. May you survive.

>>122311 Oh no, she's a nerdalingerdinger!

the fairies have enchanted you to make a fun sound effect when struck avoid the wurmwoods

>>122305 No, too mean, fuck off

>>122314 >fuck off Saying that to mamono has a non-zero chance of going in a weird direction

>>122313 What are they gonna do, hit me with a rubber chicken?

>>122316 How so? It should temporarily set their "fuck" mode to off, which should make them leave you alone unless you're already married to the mamono in question. If you're experiencing trouble, please contact your local Lilim. Now if you said to "fuck ON", then you only have yourself to blame.

>>122314 Sucks to be anyone that realises they're weak as shit but wants a lizard/salamander to train them. Not everyone has such a thin skin. I'd love that sort of teasing, light jabs, then blossoming into something more overtly affectionate.

>>122318 https://cyanideandhappiness.fandom.com/wiki/2010.10.17

>>122305 >Golly, you're the worst!

>>122288 They better be AT LEAST 2 hours each otherwise she is a BAD WIFE.

>>122283 >often overlooked because the average man would be frightened of being drained of life essence or tricked in some way because of the hurtful stereotypes and human myths. Actually it's simpler than that, succubi are simply too generic. Dragons are extremely strong, dark mages are extremely hot, anubi are exotic etc. Succubi are just generic sex demons and that's why they get little attention. I agree though, they're good on their own, it's just that they're surrounded by colorful monsters and each of them has something unique about them.

she's worse than bad, she's pure evil.

>>122324 You're exactly right, I think; it's exactly the same reason why regular elves are more or less entirely ignored by the fandom.

>>122283 Alps are popular because they're a big joke. You have to admit it, there is a lot to be said about a species of literal tranny faggots. I doubt there is more than one alpanon who would seriously, like actually, like really fuck an alp.

>>122326 More for me then

>>122316 What if I tell her to go fuck herself instead?

>>122327 I'm not one of the "alpanons" but I'd have no issues with fucking an Alp, mamonomana fixes everything. The same way I would have no issues being together with a monsterized women, I'd rather leave all the tranny/incel internet brainrot out of my monster girl fantasies

>>122329 She grabs your wrist in a vice-like grip while she searches for a good place to let you watch.

>>122330 >incel You are so wrong! She's NOT an incel, she's a proud member of nobility and therefore she cannot give herself away to some random pissant! It's totally not like nobody wants to fuck that snobby tsundere cunt and she is too stupid to let herself be taken by one of those very few guys who are into bullshit like that.

>>122332 >pissant It's pronounced "peasant", ma'am.

>>122333 >ma'am LOL LMAO even

>>122334 It costs nothing to be polite!

>>122335 Not so polite to call a guy "ma'am".

I'll be the cheshire/hatter's loyal butler/assistant and say 'yes marm' to everything they say. And have a cool moustache.

Imagine if you will, a demon girl corrupting a guy for months so she would have him sign his soul away to her, but then he just refuses her.

>>122313 i think bogeys make squeaky toy noises when you hug them tight or while thrusting into them

>>122339 >or while thrusting into them There's no way I can focus on the sex if she sounds like a squeaky toy I wouldnt be able to stop laughing

>>122340 Sure, for a couple of weeks, but eventually you'll start getting hard-ons whenever you hear a squeak.

>>122338 for what purpose?

>>122327 I could believe it was a joke if it only happened once or twice. Nobody tells the same joke this many times unless they're actually being serious.

>>122338 Why would I refuse? Not doing much with my soul anyway. She can probably make better use of it.

>>122340 on that thought, slime fucking's got to make some wild noises

>>122340 If Bogies squeak too, they can work with that.

>>122347 <oi humie, I just bought your family's crushing debt <how about you suck my fat sweaty tits and I erase it. sounds fair? absolute grimdark, MGE was a mistake.

>>122348 dead debt

>>122348 Still a better deal than student loans

>>122350 >have to whore yourself out to creepy older women just to get education OOOOH SAAAAY, CAN YOU SEEEEEE

>>122343 >Nobody tells the same joke this many times unless they're actually being serious. What a moronic take. By this same lagic you'd have to tell me that you think we truly consider hand holding to be turbo degenerate.

>>122348 It may be a worse situation.

>>122345 Cute slime

>>122351 Weird. I whore myself out to creepy older women for love of the game.

>>122355 you need to consider her feelings as well, Old Women feel extra sinful when they compensate you, and that can be very enriching for certain types of Old Women(evil)

>>122356 There are old single women who aren't evil? I thought that was a package deal, it's the only way to explain wizards.

>>122348 BO, you should probably stop deleting everything that triggers you. >>122347 started a discussion and I have no idea what was it all about cause you just nuked the OP.

>>122357 ancient goods tend to be scarier than ancient evils. at least the evils can score a date

>>122358 I deleted it myself, not the admin. I made a typo and, after rereading my post, I thought that it was pointless.

>>122343 So you guys believe that monster girls actually break men's pelvises?

Being elected mayor of Wintertown is a lot like playing Frostpunk only instead of misery and squalor there's comfort and sexy times

>>122343 some people are very dedicated to being annoying

>>122356 I wish I could, but I am such a helpless SLUT for old women (evil) that I cannot help but submit to their every whim.

Hear me out: you and two human girls crashed on a habitable but mostly wild planet. You have a limited set of tools and resources, no shelter, and no contact with the other human beings so far. There's a constant threat of monster girl raids who come to you to raid you for resources and/or slaves. The only humans you can hope to meet are either crash survivors like you or runaways fleeing slavery. What are your short term, long term goals? How are you going to survive in there and how are you going to plan your future?

>>122363 >local citizen requests [sex] >local citizen demands [sex] >local citizen requires [sex] >local citizen desires [sex] this governing stuff is hard work but it's good to keep the morale up

>>122366 ditch the girls, find an ushi, make a family the dream

>>122368 PATRICIAN TAKE

>>122366 Short term goals: It's unlikely that I'd be able to keep myself alive and safe for long, that gets even harder with women to deal with unless they're knowledgeable in something useful. I'd just do some basic bushcrafting to keep us from dying long enough to determine that I'm actually dealing with MGE monsters, then determine which band is least objectionable, then go over and slap the ass of the most attractive raider I can reach. Long term goal: monster wife. The girls will be fine.

Is it a crime to self medicate on imported apophis venom?

>>122366 I would immediately surrender to the monster girls in exchange for opportunities to pet cat mamono and give ear scritches.

>>122371 It's irresponsible. You should get it prescribed.

>>122373 I don't know the answers to the medical questions I need to give in the appointment to ensure I end up with grape venom and not scorpion or core or something.

>>122371 Yes, but only because importing apophis venom is illegal. You should import an apophis instead.

>>122375 When the package arrives, she leaps out the box like one of those snake in a can toys.

>>122374 You just need to ask a right doctor. She'll even handle the injections for you.

Mixing manticore venom, alraune nectar, and apophis venom.

>>122376 >"Anon does not serve, Anon rules!"

>>122376 Shit, what the fuck's happened to her fucking tits? I'd love to serve a malef's pussy like 6 times a day if she wants that but, not if she's a goddamn loli.

>>122381 We do definitely need more of this kind of Malef but I still think Malef-chan is cute and want more content of her in general.

>>122382 To each his own I guess, that's why different types of monster girls exist.

>>122382 I have a feeling malef would be even more popular if the profile girl looked like this.

>>122384 I don't think that would matter much, most of the malef popularity comes not from them being lolis but from them being extremely powerful dommy mommy dragon girls.

>>122358 Protip: use the fucking public logs before you schizo out https://capybarachan.org/logs.js?boardUri=mg

>>122385 Now imagine if they visually attracted the dommy mommy audience though. Half the time I feel like no one reads the actual profiles and the image is more important.

I want to have a Troll auntster that gives birth to my babies at least once a year until I have enough children to make two football teams and make them compete against each other

>>122382 Same I prefer this malef body

>>122387 There's different kind of people anon, some people stick to the profiles as i it's fucking Bible or something, others interpret them liberally enough to allow variations that would fit their personal tastes. The images matter a lot for many people but even there are deviations, you can see big titty gremlins, loli hellhounds, dragons with varying scale coverage etc. Speaking of malefs I think there was a moment when KC had to confirm that they were actually all bigtitty dommy mommies and the art was a "young immature individual" or something.

>>122382 Women should be: >Evil >Dominant >Mommies I don't care about how beeg or smol they are or their boobies are. They need to be evil mommies I can fuck!

>>122371 Depends if it's ethically sourced. The venom itself is legal but snake abuse is not.

Always pet, always

>>122393 This is very cute, even if it is slightly lewd.

>>122393 Just imagine how tsuntsun a tiger would be about getting pats. Delicious.

>>122382 Young Malef acts up because she still feels like she has to prove herself. Old Malef already knows she's number one and doesn't have to prove a damn thing.

>>122396 omg, a nigger

another giga tiddy hellhound picture has been commissioned by me, I gotta stop listening to my brain on this

>>122398 That's not your brain speaking. Do you have some valkyrie way back in your bloodline or something?

I feel like Jinko endangerment is a big hoax designed to trick you into letting yourself get raped by tigers

>>122400 Tiger endangerment is a hoax, panda endangerment is not. Someone needs to convince them that they should stop giving handjobs and let hubby finish inside. It's illogical.

>>122400 Same deal with elves being all like "sadly the time of my people is over" when a quick glance at the census numbers shows that the elf population has never been higher.

>>122400 Jinko maids are a rare so the endangerment is real

>>122403 Oh, the dangerous cuteness of large maids. Why do I wish for her to cradle me in her arms like a baby?

>>122397 Desert kingdom creatures are fine in my book

>>122404 Because it's normal for a master to ask for such things

>>122404 so many kingdoms have fallen because a few noble families thought it was okay to leave the heir alone with the maid >oh she's perfectly docile, not at all like those monsters the church warned us about... and it always ends the same way

>>122408 Yeah, the maid polishes his spear real good

>>122408 Between lusty maids and foxes it's a miracle that human kingdoms still exist at all.

>>122390 People who treat it as Biblical text are silly anyway from even an in-universe perspective because he’s interviewing one individual for the most part. But that’s life.

>>122396 But I want big Malef to step with her clawed foot on my head and make me praise her superiority.

>>122408 She's docile, that's a fact. Corruption still grow but it originates from the masters and it's powered by the maids.

>>122412 She may not need to do it anymore, but that doesn't mean she's forgotten how to do it.

>>122405 Desert kingdom? More like anal kingdom lol

>>122411 Yeah, it's a general idea of what each mamonos is like. Personalities may vary between individual mamonos from a same species and some could even be opposites to the profile (rare but possible). Anyway cat tits?

>>122405 Imagine Desert Kingom Alps

>>122418 >Desert Kingdom Alp >wears wide harem pants, a tiny Aladdin-vest as the only covering for their chest, curvy slippers and a turban that keeps falling over their eyes (actualy you keep pulling it down to bully them)

>you post about wanting to fuck foxes because you want to fuck foxes <yes >you post about wanting to fuck alps because you want to fuck alps <no dude it's just a joke haha no one actually wants to fuck alps why would you ever think that

>>122421 Unfair, I should be the one grappling her into a princess carry, direction our honeymoon bed.

>>122422 The average jinko weighs over 500 pounds so you may find that a little difficult.

>>122421 Ocelomeh also know mucha lucha about grappling.

>>122423 New gim goal. Hope mamonobanana will help a bit

>>122425 Gym* Jinko are grappling my neurones into oblivion

>>122420 Trying another angle after getting BTFO'd, huh?

>>122423 The difficulty is what ales it worth it. Like, picking up a snek, only fluffier (usually).

>>122426 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXY5Gme-fQ

>>122420 I think the answer is pretty obvious at this point

>>122430 I think girls who wear glasses are cute.

anon eats succ pussy. yeah. he does. it's true.

>>122390 >the art was a "young immature individual" If true that makes her even better UOOOHHH actual brat as the profile girl

>>122432 I hope to one day be as good at eating pussy as my wife is at giving head. And I hope my wife is really good at blowjob.s

>>122403 Seems a bit mean to make her do tasks that require dexterity with those massive man-grabbers

>>122435 They're more dexterous than you think.

>>122435 If she got the maid academy diploma, who I am to question her ability? I don't mind helping if it means more time together and it doesn't hurt her ego.

>>122437 If I had to choose between helping and giving ear scritches, I would pick the scritches.

>>122400 less talking and more impregnating sex it is the way of the conservationist

>>122366 I think I need more context. Who are the girls, do I like them, which monstergirls are there, can I talk to them or is the alien language barrier too much, etc. If there are slaves and furthermore runaways, I'd have to assume these monstergirls are evil, and not MGE kosher type of evil.

>>122438 That's unfair you can't compare those, one option is too good

>>122437 i should sell counterfeit maid academy certificates

Noodling catfish mermaids in the south.

>>122431 I agree

>>122444 electric amazonian catfish though

>>122446 An electric eel wife is a tangent but sounds fun.

>>122181 Ms. Whitehorn will seduce you with an assortment of wine, mulled wine, hard cider, kossu, shochu, and Winterstown's famous vodka

>>122448 >when ms whitehorn wants to have a romantic dinner with you but you're spoiling the mood by trying to wiggle out of the ropes binding you to the chair and asking to go home

Forget Ryus I want to fuck the weather, marry the weather and have children with the weather itself.

>>122448 And this kossu, it comes in salmiakki flavor perhaps?

>>122450 Are you sure? Weather elementals can be pretty scary.

>>122449 >romantic dinner This made me imagine dining with an Ice Queen at one of those a comically long nobility tables hewed of ice, and some of her Glacies servants quietly facepalming and stepping in to saw the table to a more intimate size

>>122453 what's on the menu? iced coffee, shaved ice, ice cream?

>>122452 I'm reminded of Black Hole-Chan. Even then, would.

>>122455 Don't be so silly! The Ice Kingdom has excellent cooks, and you're in for a great meal of normal foods at normal temperatures. In fact, a nice hot coffee or tea is seen as extremely sensual to drink with a lover. Their ice cream is absolutely insanely fucking baller as fuck, though. omg you got no idea.

>>122420 Well, /mg/ is designed for hetero people, after all. We don't expect anybody into actual gay sex.

>>122460 Gay sex requires two males, Alps are females.

>>122461 Yes, TECHNICALLY they are females.

>>122455 As the other poster said she's a monarch with servants and chefs. You can expect excellent food and a number of courses, the desserts will probably involve chilled or frozen things though.