>>124145 As a wise man once said, "give me a spooler and a place to bed and I will repopulate the world."

>>124141 I'm dead.

>>124160 the caudal lure

>>124155 They call him anon mcboogboobs.

>>124166 Not to be confused with Anon McBoOoOoOobs, who titfucks ghosts.

>>124069 Be careful, surrendering yourself in Winterstown may lead to a fate with ice girls

>>124170 First blowjobs, now paizuri. Ghosts are getting versatile.

>>124171 Just don't go down on them or your tongue may get stuck

>>124172 One day they'll realize that they have vaginas and then we're all in for it. I hope ghouls never come to that realization either.

>>124176 ghouls do be nommin

>>124176 Doing a ghoul in the pussy is how you pacify her.

>>124182 One bite and you are drooling like a ghoul.

>>124184 Gotta do her from behind, then.

>>124185 Seems like more fun if you're both out of your minds while going at it.

>>124185 She gotta bite you eventually. That's like... her thing!

Sucking ectoplasm straight out of ghost tiddies.

>>124198 It'll take QUITE A WHILE to get that much ectoplasm out.

>>124174 Just because their IQs ADD UP to 125 doesn't mean they're intellectuals.

>>124203 I've got all night.

>>124207 >Anon sucks on ghost tiddies >After sucking all night, her tiddies are bigger than the start of the evening >Ghost has heart pupils and is VERY smug Good luck, buddy.

>>124206 They’ve got one and a half brains between them. You’ve only got one.

>>124208 >I got to suck on titties all night >They got larger after this Yeah, I'd say my luck is pretty good. I might have preferred a cow, but she's a cow in spirit. Pun very much intended.

>>124209 Yeah, but my brain does things beyond >puns >rape >rape puns So I don't know that they're exactly going to impress me.

>>124211 It’s simple. They’re going to use this book they found to learn the int drain skill. And then you’ll be stoopid and easily impressed by their middling intelligence. And then they’ll take you away somewhere private and love you.

Getting hit with int drain by a jubjub is an experience.

>>124213 i spent years learning all those spells you overgrown chicken!

>>124213 'tis a potent ability, any aspiring wizard would do well to acquire a supply of jub feathers for use in their own spells

>>124213 >dumber than a jub >start calling her jub-sensei >awa~

you have inspired me fellow anons, i will create a jub/malef dragon hybrid! i will be praised as the greatest alchemist in all the lands when shes done!

>>124217 will anon get jubbed or set on fire for his insolence? stay tuned!

>>124212 Anon, that is just a plumbing manual.

>>124218 my eyebrows are a small price to pay for the perfect lifeform.

>>124217 >extremely high power and arrogance >extremely low intelligence and self-control At least the problem will solve itself when he won't be able to do any more experiments.

>>124221 There's not a smolmono on the planet who I wouldn't let hurt me due to cuteness.

>>124224 you forget the most important part! >EXTREMELY high reproduction rate

>>124173 Winternubis warns travelers of this and yet few heed her warning, it keeps Ms. Whitehorn MD busy in the local hospital

>>124214 >i spent years learning all those spells And seconds forgetting them, LMA. It'd only be mildly more embarrassing than getting instagibbed by Melty Kiss.

>>124230 Look, until I can go full incubus and get an immunity to cold, I'm going to do the only thing I know for a fact won't involve getting my dick frozen.

>>124217 25% chance of humpty/malef

>>124174 would discourse with

>>124249 Being the little spoon?

>>124266 Being the soup spoon?

>>124155 i thought it was weird the zoo wanted blood donations

>>124271 Sari is correct. I do like being called "loser🤍"

>>124275 i like when the mamano lady🤍s at me

I would meow at an apophis. What's she going to do, bite me?

>>124270 What food even gets served in the ice queen's court?

>>124301 borscht, ice cream, frozen grapes, iced coffee

>>124301 It's mostly just Anons getting stuck to girls and someone having to fetch Miss Hatter to boil some tea.