>>124409 It is with Cheshos. And those clown girls.

>>124410 You have to drop small pianos on them at first, so they can develop a resistance to larger pianos.

>>124411 personally i'd start with a concertina or something and work up from there

>>124410 What about raising sons?

>>124413 Ra does that.

>>124414 You cheeky little nigger

>>124415 Nigger monsters are great

>>124416 I must glaze those buns

>>124414 As does every anubis.

>>124416 But what if I want my kids to have the same skin color as me?

Hello. I made a short smut story about a goat taur lady getting plowed inspired by the doujin in picrel. Came out to be just under 4k words. I'm a bit of a degenerate so uh, the "lady bits" lean towards monster instead of girl. If you're into that sorta thing, then check it out, if not, fair enough. Link: https://rentry.co/goattaur

>>124420 >I'm a bit of a degenerate so uh, the "lady bits" lean towards monster instead of girl The only degeneracy would be depriving taurs of their proper taur parts

>>124421 Degenerate reporting. Where are my satyr centaurs?

>>124422 The only degenerate reporting I know is Rata-chan news

>>124424 i like the purple one. she's up to no good

>>124425 Is she making trouble in the neighborhood?

>>124425 Purple one is married, but you could ask her to introduce you to one of her daughters.

>>124427 yeah i know. at least 3 of them, i believe

>>124420 Pretty good for a short goatfucking smut, not everything needs to be an elaborate grand multi-chapter story about saving the world But With Monster Girls™ also spilled litres of mana to that manga

>>124425 They're both up to no good, she's just honest about it.

Every time this dumbass cat wants to drain me she INSISTS we go back and forth with the mana mana song from the Muppets. Can we just fuck normally for FIVE MINUTES?

>>124431 It is AUTHENTIC sex music from Italian porn. Look it up!

>>124431 >those thighs The average monster BMI keeps rising...

this thread needs more hellhounds

>>124433 good

>>124433 It's kinda inevitable when a whole population goes from hunter-gathering/medieval agriculture to modern living where calories are countless and cheap. On the plus size, it does also meant that mad hatter and wight asses and thighs are bigger than ever and are getting bigger and rounder all the time.

>>124434 https://files.catbox.moe/idetyf.jpg This but with Hellhound and rape.

>>124433 I know, it's great

My favorite monster duo is an extroverted Wight who is the life of the party and a low-energy introverted lich.

>>124438 I would find Miss Vampire a whole lot more likable and agreeable if she had some extra pudge on her. Not that much, even, just a soft tummy and some extra heft to her chest and hips would be marvelous.

>>124440 Then I hope you're willing to supply the blood required to get her to that size.

>>124441 Hell yeah I am. I'd happily let Miss Vampire take all the blood she wants if it meant getting to see her getting thicker and thicker.

>>124437 What a fantastic monster girl. Thank you Demon lord. Thank you Druella. Thank you Hel.

>>124438 BMI gets higuer and the sag gets lower

>>124436 And just think of what that bounty would do to wivestock!

Fat ass, fat ass, I'd rather have a girl with toned ass.

Sniff hellhound pussy

>>124446 I'm too easily swayed. I see a soft chubby monstergirl and I'm all in on plump women. Then someone posed a naked, muscular monster girl, and I want to caress her abs.

>>124448 You're gonna end up with a lizard girl, anon.

>>124449 NTA, but there are a few lizard girls I could get with.

>>124450 Shit, who could say no to a lizard? Especially if this lizard is a million times stronger than you.

>>124450 I would marry any malef with those sorts of proportions without a second thought.

>>124447 That's even more disgusting than laying with an alp

>>124452 Normally I am more of a bugs and cats kinda guy. But I am weak to fire types and thicc types as well.

>>124453 >I would marry a malef >malef bubba thinks his choice would mean shit dealing when with a malef

>>124450 such as lizards (mere)

>>124455 >bugs Win11 Automaton has entered the chat.

>>124454 not to mention way hotter

>>124459 Disgusting

Cute pic to close the thread