Very nice. Sexy too.

I bet Delf would give BDSM courses for anons. for example, how to shibari your wife or best aftercare practices.

>>125647 >anon is not even married he just goes to get tied up by elves

>>125647 They have the most complete knowledge(besides the SM haku). Techniques from the ninjas to the spooders to their own perverse inventions. I'd hope people don't need teaching how to give aftercare, but rather stress the importance and value of it. Maybe a few cozy ideas and the secret delf gooey chocolate cookie recipe.

>>125648 sounds kind of nice. a houdini-style anon might be able to make a living doing a performance of slipping out of ropes and various entrapments the elves devise

>>125649 That's exactly what I had in mind for the aftercare. It could even be tailored to your wife's tastes. It's the only time where cooking for your maid is ok.

>>125651 Never mind, also when she's sick or unwell, so not the only time. I'm stupid.

>>124641 We're gonna turn it into DOOM 2: Hell on Earth.

>>125650 And yet houdini-anon still comes back every day for more elven loving (and binding). He may not be physically trapped, but his heart belongs to the elves.

I'm not fucking around. I'm just going to fish Ms Kelpie out from the lake, using the net to brandish sone fishnets and spanking her fat ass until it goes red and sticky.

>>125647 That guy's girls all look whacked up.

>>125653 Seeing this got me thinking about mamono in futuristic skin-tight jumpsuits, which I don't think I've seen much art of.

'tis the season, then

>>125637 >This post is ectothermophobic. Reparations in form of body heat now. t.

>>125658 I can't believe Miss Whitehorn fucking shot Santa Claus.

>>125660 That's what you get for wearing red

>>125659 The others aren't allowed my heat, but Miss Rara can do whatever the fuck she wants to me. Ice mistress is a nice mistress.

>>125660 Due to recent Clausian incidents, Ms. Whitehorn has been suspended from teaching hunting and firearms classes at Snuggle Scout camp

>>125661 That's minotaurs, though, isn't it?

>>125664 Hunters, anon. Hunters wear red.

>>125665 Minotaur Farmageddon 3 - The hunter becomes the hunted

>on an adventure >night time >need a lamp >suddenly, a random encounter >Yup, found another idiot moth What do?

>>125667 that's a big moth. you should probably give up and become moth-food

>>125668 You know what they say about big moths. damn her ass so fat she made the whole bridge collapse

>>125669 I'd be concerned if she ever sat on my face. The weight and moth dust might make me some sort of moth addict. She's a bit of a ditz too. Might not even realise the effect she's having.

The kind of girl that can make you accidentally cum from how she hugs you and rubs up against you.

>>125667 Ignore her, she will when sun rise

I’d let the moth int drain me.

Brain just makes you anxious, moth makes you relaxed.

>>125674 But wouldn't she prefer someone bright?

>>125675 lol. send this anon an unusually large moth

Moth mouth...

>>125677 Moth to mouth resuscitation fornication

>>125668 It's his clothes that she's gonna eat.

>>125679 And then he’ll be cold. If only there were a large soft warm moth to smother him.

Sudafed isn't strong enough for this cold, I need Ms. Hatter's tea.

>>125684 get well soon

>>125680 Moths are good blankets.

Moths turning into mothers implies their final form is modest.

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

>>125689 Foxes shouldn't be put into corners, we should be put into your bed.

>>125690 Maybe the fox is a cubist

>>125684 When I'm sick I want my auntster to take care of me, but since I'm a grown ass man I have no one to take care of me and also have to go to work anyway despite feeling like shit

me trying to steal miss hatter's tea like im some sort of cereal mascot antagonist

>>125693 <Oi, those hooligans are always after me Lucky Shrooms <It's 'cause they're psychedelically delicious, innit?

>>125694 Marriage. On the spot.

>>125694 Miss Hatter is made of shrooms. Wouldnt a cereal slice through her squishy shroom teeth?

Miss hatter’s spores can make you smarter and have better clarity (with side effects). Can I huff hatter/drink her tea as a study drug?

>>125696 Milk and time, friend. Milk and time.

>>125698 I think we all know who made that post.