>>125100 >oni and a ogre Aren't they the same thing?

>>125100 surely theres space for a hellhound paw too if they angle it right

>>125101 ogres are like onis, but they aren't the same thing

>>125101 Related but if you look closely you'll see that one is green and the other is red/blue.

>>125101 they arent green and have less layers

>>125102 What a lucky guy. He will be squished.

>>125063 >Monsters can, canonically, understand the allure that clothing provides >Liches are just autistic I can relate, not that I also wouldn't force her to wear clothes. >>125080 No way, I'm not dealing with the fae. I do happen to have a cotton ball soaked in sugar water for any butterflies needing a place to keep warm though...

>DoTR happens >Start your own business >Anon Y Mous' Dating Center & Gun Shop >you see, some anons would embrace monster girls, both figuratively and literally >others, however, would be wary towards mamono and so, they'd need a guarantee of security, or at least something that'd make them feel safer >nobody knows about the third, more secretive part of this affair >as in how your wife has purchased Cloudflare and now you have exclusive, complete knowledge of virtually every anon's browsing history and internet activities >certain mamono species (we all know which ones.) tend to struggle with acquiring a husband thanks to either their grotesque shape or their unsavory attitude >and they're willing to pay overboard for a chance to acquire a husband...

Red and blue onis already have different dispositions and personalities. Ogres too are different from both. Ogres are more aggressive. They have war-like dispositions and get into brawls frequently, hence the broken horn. Often they are surprisingly intelligent and thoughtful beneath that aggression. Something about layers. There's more to red/blue onis and to ogres than meets the eye. However, given their immense size, it's hard to actually meet their eye, and often your eyeline is obscured by boobs. Unlike onis, ogres are prone to wander and roam. Onis stay in their villages and communities. Ogres don't have any weird zipangu mannerisms or expectations. Physically they are similar. Ogres are probably slightly bigger and stronger due to hunting out in the wilds and living closer to the order, but it's very close. All three enjoy drinking (but the effects are different on blue onis, with ogres being somewhere between the two in terms of constitution). tldr marry all 3 and find out yourself. and buy a very strong bedframe.

>>125109 If I marry all 3 of them, why do I need a bed? >ogre riding me >meanwhile I'm comfortably positioned on the soft tummy & breasts of my other ogre wife

>>125110 BECAUSE it is nice for them to sleep on a mattress. Also you can sleep under the covers and have your mind destroyed by ogre/oni musk. I take your point though. If one is riding you, then you want something nice and soft to cushion you from behind.

this situation but there is a red and blue oni in the body pile lazily trying to get me onto their tits.

The scientists said that the dinosaurs couldn't breed because the park only had females. Little do they know that life is going to find a way once I sneak in there.

>>125109 It's easy to forget bogey and bogie are ogre family too.

>>125114 And I thought I liked Brazilian Miku before.

>>125115 Now THAT would be an entertaining harem.

>>125114 The velociraptor is a lot less intimidating when you meet her face to face and she's only three feet tall.

>>125118 That's big talk coming from someone with a crotch at blowjob height

>>125119 And monsters wonder why human men are so bratty.

>>125116 I desperately need more pictures of monstergirls that fit the Brazilian Miku aesthetic. I need to see a brown balrog in a midriff and short shorts.

>>125117 >Anon and his five exceptionally tall wives of varying dispositions >Does he live in a house built for large monsters, or do they all cram into a house built for monsters of normal size >And just how much food do they consume in a week?

>>124420 Good stuff. Nice short read.

The deems don't want you to know this but the pool noodles at the park are free, you can take them home. I have 458 pool noodles.

>>125124 I only took one. The noodle was free but I had to buy a new vehicle to transport her and that was definitely not free.

>>125124 Good idea!

>>125125 Huge monsters are great. I'll gladly try to find ways to accommodate their massive size.

Finally some good fucking food

>>125128 Big titty troll with fangs is so hot, troll with shark teeth are fine too

>>125128 Aren't melons already out of season? I've heard peaches are in season currently.

>>125128 I want to impregnate that

>>125131 But anon, you want to impregnate every monster posted

giant ogre rape

>>125132 Not alps or siths Maybe a cu

>>125129 >troll with shark teeth That would be much too powerful. Like a domestic salamander.

>>125114 it turns out gyarus have been hunting in packs for a really long time

>>125132 Its a righteous quest to strive towards

>>125138 Challenge mode: low

Need big titty goth tomboy naked apron.

>>125139 most of the quests are pretty easy except ms echidna's she wants to 100% the encyclopedia with her kids, and even make some new ones yet to be documented

What policies will the beeg monster party enact?

>>125142 Tall rooms and stout benches. >but aren't tall and stout also beer references? Yes. Beer is good for keeping beeg.

>>125141 Please understand, she's gotta birth 'em all.

>>125137 if she's such a clever girl then why doesn't she ever go to the nerd games club and play nerd games with me instead of just grabbing me and carrying me off to the unused but suspiciously soundproofed classroom next door?

>>125081 >buff Ice Queen sprints through snow like a charging moose >she throws down her scepter and suplexes you into the snow instead She lords over the winter lands with iron rule and a strong back

>>125142 Government issued anons for any girls who don't have one yet. They come with a guide on proper handling and safety procedures with handy visual aids.

>>125147 do the government issued anons get a good salary? or at least a few blank pages in their handling guide for personal preferenes and such? i wouldn't mind donating my body to the government if it means i don't need to pay rent or taxes anymore.

>>125147 That's good! I hope I get given to some ogre.

>>125149 Of course. There's even a small but very dedicated team of learncows who's job is to translate his personal section and hook them up with local language tutors if he requests or is requested by an exotic foreign species.

>>125149 Ok maube it's not that bad

>>125063 Liches are just natural philosophers