kon?

>>124466 will this be in the exam?

>>124468 yes, now put on the practice ring.

>>124466 Miss Haiku You are a poem How do you do it?

>>124470 How does Miss Haiku expect me to concentrate when she has such massive tits to stare at?

> Be servant of vampire > Vampire comes home in a huff from social gathering, pissed off because Miss Wight made fun of her for her (relatively) small bust size > Vampire tells you in no uncertain terms that she's going to fix that, is going to be feeding on you more and more until she's even more stacked than Miss Wight > Vampire immediately increases blood intake; starts taking blood twice a day instead of just once, then ups to three times a day > You suddenly need healing magic administered every day to make sure your body has enough blood to function normally > New blood intake doesn't seem to have any effect, then one day Vampire realizes to her joy that her old underwear doesn't fit anymore > Vampire immediately ups her blood intake even more, puts you on protein-heavy diet to maximize blood production > Effects become more and more apparent with passage of time; vampire goes from lean and mean to much larger, jigglier, even smugger version of herself > After just a month or two she's surpassing holstaurs and other bovine mamono in terms of sheer bust size, looks like she's soon Miss Abaddon to shame > Other effects are apparent too; her derriere keeps getting bigger and rounder, her thighs get thicker and fatter, she's even got something of a tummy to go with it all > Vampire is pleased as punch regardless; loves to go out in public with you to show off her new curves > Is experimenting with your diet to maximize growth; is apparently working with a lich to have her findings published, other vampires are apparently very curious about their findings

>>124479 <"hes staring at my tits again... good~" <"i hope he fails the exam again this year." <"another year, then he'll make a move on me for sure!"

Imagine your rival alping instead of your bro

>>124484 Tsundere Alp is fine too

i want to gruntle disgruntled magical girls

>>124484 No, if you cum inside your enemies they win!

>>124484 If that's the newest meme character, it's not even an alp. Why do alpfag always act this gay and retarded

>>124490 NTA, but I act gay and retarded because I heard online that it attracts Cheshires.

>>124480 You at least get to eat well.

>>124490 It's not gay if he's a girl

>>124480 vampires have many books and several schools of thought on human husbandry, and how to get the best tasting blood. for a proper study ms lich will be controlling things like mood(happiness, fear, the height of ecstasy?), habitat, clotting factor, diet (loli vampires favor the diabetic or prediabetic blood for its sweetness) mysteriously, one of the most important findings was the mans blood tasted better if the lich wore an apron while cooking the food and in the following months many have corroborated these results

>>124484 Alps are not supposed to looks this good, they should be scrawny and unappealing

>>124497 Slender Alps are cute too and they are in fact appealing

>>124498 I think that in general we underrate tall flats. They're cute!

>>124499 I'm sorry, but I'm still going to proceed with my evil scheme to contaminate every tap on the plan with holst milk.

>>124499 it is elegant

>>124499 Average size flats too

Bullying Alps is homiephobic

Do not bully alps because they enjoy it, be nice and gentle instead if you want them gone

>>124499 But what monsters make for the best flatties?

>>124523 boogs, especially mantiseses and mommy long legs

>>124523 Ittan Momen. All ironed out with no wrinkles.

None of you have minds strong enough to survive being shoved into balrog's cleavage without being mindbroken.

>>124535 You'd need to go a lot lower than a balrog before I have a chance of coming out with my mind in one piece and I'm okay with that. Mindbreak me, volcano mommy.

>>124533 I've always been curious about these. How would they actually pan out as wives? Their article seems to barely describe them as more than objects rather than actual women, although maybe it's just me.

>>124541 Its best not to contemplate how ittan momen reproduction works. Life's little mysteries and all that.

I want to cream pie the big kot, why is my brain obsessed with kots. Help?

>>124480 >go to the next ball >wiggling in her carriage seat to put her nemesis in her place >Miss Wight is wearing an even more elaborate dress and even more precious stones >people are already praising her for her recent discovery in astronomy before vamp arrives fashionably late >anon's essence made his wife richer and smarter and your essence made your wife ... bigger >vamp is at a critical lowpoint >will you convince her that Miss Wight is a mean hussy who doesn't deserve to influence her life (locks in Path of Refinement) >or will you convince her that the real and the physical is what (un)life is all about, not sophistry and materialism? (locks in Path of Hedonism)

>>124638 >why is my brain obsessed with kots Toxoplasmosis >Help? None possible.

>>124480 Hell on earth. Maybe Eros protects me from this kind of selfish mamonos.

>>124640 Is it terminal?

I wonder if the wikifag is still updating the galleries, God bless that man

>it turns out the ancient evil was never sealed in the first place >she just quit because she got bored, and now most people don't recognize her anymore

>>124644 evil is stored in the body fat

>>124643 I hope he already made plans to switch to another solution because I suspect Imgbox might never fix their shit at this rate.

>>124502 Yes!

It is now ILLEGAL to fox.

>>124644 >Anon. >Can you keep a secret? >I was wondering when I'd have to tell you this. >I wished the day wouldn't come. >But here it is. >More than anything, I hope you won't think differently of me. >It regards my past. >I have a dark, dark chocolate. >The cacao in my bars. It's not 75%. It's 80. >I just add more sugar. >People think my chocolate is better, deeper, more complex, like I get it somewhere special - I don't. I've just fooled them into eating extra dark. >That's right, extra dark. I've been serving misbranded extra dark to the whole town since I started this. If anyone finds out and reports me - if the inspectors find out about the SCALE of it... >I'd be ruined like a peasant village on the bad side of a mountain. >It's times like these I'm glad you were a dragonslayer instead of a chocolatier. Their oaths are even stricter. >Phew. >Thanks, you old sweet tooth. I'm sorry I was so worried. I'm still not used to having someone like you in my life. >Say. What guild did you join after you retired, anyway?

I’m a menace to society. I have had lewd fantasies about monster girls in uniform. I must be locked up by the MGCPD and sent to a correctional facility where I will be corrected.

>>124651 Whose the chief of police?

>>124652 Better yet, whose the chef of police

>>124653 they take a packed lunch. if they are lucky husband makes them one.

Ufufufu The performance is about to begin

>>124652 An very tired anon, he's a veteran from before the portal and still unmarried. Too much work, a lot made by his own new policewomen.

I have a mouth, but no titties to suck on. This is unfair.

>>124657 He should marry and retire one of the new girls, enjoy donut and coffee dates. His replacement should be a monster girl. I vote for kraken, dragon or krampus

>>124659 He can't, ks married to the job you see

>>124660 >ks freudian slip, the squids have been deployed

>>124660 It's time for him to quit. For someone new to step up. He might settle down with another cop, or a nice succ, or a rowdy delinquent balrog.

>>124656 Finally, I get to see live rendition of peak of human cinema - the plane hijack scene!

>>124662 >It's time for him to quit >telling grizzed old vet anon to divorce the love of his life (his job) May Eros strike you down where you stand!

>>124663 >Monster cinema >"IS ANYONE ON THIS PLANE A DOCTOR?" >Unicorn already wearing a sexy doctor/nurse outfit walks into shot >"I AM." >No explanation on how Dr Unicorn could have possibly fit in an economy seat or why she was even flying economy >No time for that >She has to suck the venom out of anon's penis

>>124535 I would ignore the danger and put my head on loli Balrog dfc or thighs.

>>124535 Is her cleavage sweaty? If yes then I'm done for. Same could be said if she shoved my face in her butt though.

>>124535 I would her and her Pyrows minions

>>124669 Be careful with the Alps mixed in their ranks

In these cold times I must stay warm. I need to be facesat under a blanket by a beeg monster.

>>124671 I dunno, Anon. Sounds dangerous.

>>124672 Yeah, it would be different to be facesat by an ushi. I'm not saying unpleasant or even difficult, but different.

>>124670 I fear no man

>>124674 Do you fear the dread nightmare? She is a very clumsy lady. You could get stepped on (non-sexually).

>>124674 >Fool! No man can lay me! <I'm no man!

>>124652 Ambitious, clever, sets a good example? Mostly because SHE WOULD LOOK HOT AS FUCK IN THAT OUTFIT.

>>124665 I meant THE plane hijack scene. The one where Abaddon-chan and her goons kidnap doctor Anon and crash the plane with no survivors (because everyone there was already undead)

>>124678 The fire rises.

>>124678 there's also various sky pirates, sky krakens and sky charybdis to watch out for

>>124679 Ayooo, dat pussy is literally FIRE🔥🔥🔥

>>124680 I can haz sky kot?

>>124678 Bane being mamono washed is very sad. Some things should never changed

>have one friend who's very effeminate looking >he's never shown interest in women >probably crossdresses for all you know >portals open >expect him to alp within a day >next time you meet him he has a hot feminine monster wife >however the one chad in your friend group is now an alp

>>124682 there's manticores, chimeras and gremlins for all your sky kot needs

>>124685 am i a joke to you?

>>124644 The secret to not being recognized anymore: put on a whole lot of weight. >>124686 No, she's very precious to me.

Confident cocky griffon maid and tepid cutesy kiki bodyguard

>>124679 >telling 'nubis to stop playing her silly MoI4 mods and get a job

she can also beat dragons up, which is very impressive. not many monsters can do that. sure a human can mere a dragon just fine but otherwise dragons are very scary opponents. miss chicken kitten dont care.

>>124690 oomukades are dragon bullies too maybe these dragons aren't all they say they are

>>124691 Are they ever?

>>124688 Kiki everyday

>>124691 dumb lizard get im-peded

>>124691 >oomukades are dragon bullies too Only the eastern ones (unless I'm misremembering and KC said the exact opposite)

>>124693 in my opinion the griffon has larger boobs and is sexier. i would rather my maid tease me and skirt the power dynamic and boundaries of what is appropriate

>halfway through spooky month >barely seen any discussion about about goth monsters Disappointing

>>124691 My Pedephilia is getting STRONGER

>>124688 >Bullying your bodyguard >Being bullied by your maid Heaven.

There's a reason the Ryuu keep themselves out of oomukade territory.

>>124696 She's sexier and a kot but also a dom so I can't

>>124697 I want Miss Banshee to be overwhelmed with emotion and push my face into her enormous chest and/or thighs as she tenderly weeps.

>>124697 Goth kot sexy but is she evil?

>>124699 hell yeah. your griffon maid will find any excuse to clean in the same room as you, and then constantly brush you with her tail or wings, or simply thrust her ass in your face as she bends over to clean something.

Early birds get the worm, thats why you should rember to opean your window before bed so the harpies have access to you in the morning.

What modern luxuries would a birb enjoy?

>>124699 Bullying your bodyguard is even worse than bullying your maid. Ensuring she has a healthy amount of confidence is vital.

>>124707 Velcro, automatic doors, and anything that makes it easier for when you have to manipulate things using wings and talons.

>>124708 You don't understand, it's MUCH funnier when some asshole doesn't take her seriously because she's stammering and tearfully asking him to go away. Watching him get demolished when he takes one step too close is amazing every time.

I want to """bully""" my jinko bodyguard

>Yes boss >No boss >If they ever say that to you again I will crack their skulls open for ya boss

>>124676 Even better

>>124711 >Bodyguard in the streets >"Assaulted" maid in the sheets This is acceptable. Nothing quite like "pinning down" and tickling a woman you just watched (very peacefully and mostly figuratively) snap a dude in half.

>>124715 Get a room already!

>>124715 Like kissing a vacuum cleaner, poor guy.

>>124717 Better a vacuum cleaner than a drain snake. Do NOT kiss frogs, they will not turn into princesses but they will turn your throat into an onahole.

>>124701 It's not just ryus. Everyone stays out of oomukade's gooncave.

>>124701 >gehe, gehe, gehehehe Damn, she's unhinged

>>124719 How's she supposed to get a hubby now if not even men go in there?

>>124719 That's mostly just the smell. >>124721 Maybe one day she'll realize that the people telling her to "touch grass" were giving her genuine advice. Probably not, but maybe.

>tell pixie you don't see how she could be an effective bodyguard at that size >pixie just snaps her fingers and grows to 3 meters tall >asks if you see it now or if you'd like her to show you some restraining techniques

>>124723 Showmeshowmeshowme

>>124723 It’s true she could protect me at that size pretty well, but if she wanted to be extra sure, she could shrink me to fairy size and shove me in her tits or panties.

>>124714 Yup, best of both world

>>124726 Need jinko maid to give scritches to

>>124704 All cats are inherently evil

>>124728 That is true and why I love cats with all my heart.

>>124728 Not cheetahs. Cheetahs just want headpats.

I want my bodyguard to assert herself

>>124731 Is that really the most effective way to guard a body?

>>124732 It's just a medical check she does every evening to make sure he wasn't injured or poisoned.

>>124733 It's also an excellent workout and a sleep aid. Isn't she thoughtful?

>>124734 Yeah, and if I'm sleeping as her little spoon tucked between her huge fluffy hound body, then nobody would dare attack me.

I can take her

>>124737 computer says no

>>124737 Take her where?

>>124740 Pound Town

>>124541 they're spirit types so imagine ghost blowjob but also sexo with the ghost in the sheet or something like that

>>124740 I was hoping to dinner but she can't make up her mind on where she wants to go

However she's most in her element raping a cute anon

I want my manticore rapist to have a cute dorky kot side, but make no mistake - she wears the trousers. I just know her ticklish and sensitive spots if I want to fight dirty, and give her a good reason to spine me. I like them loving but sadistic. I love to be dominated. She loves to spine and devour me. Hold my hand with her paw in public posessively. Bite my ear and lick my cheek. Of course I'll scritch her back and cuddle her after sex. The aftercore aftercare is a delight. It's a perfect match really.

>>124715 anon was choking on some food and ms hebi is performing lifesaving heimlich maneuver (modified)

>>124746 would tease a manticore until adequate results are had

>>124731 the safest place is probably under a hellhound

Which mamono would throw the best Halloween party? I'm personally leaning towards either Miss Hellhound (loud music, orange beer, more smashed pumpkins than the eye can see), Miss Wight (masquerade ball with copious amounts of sexy shenanigans and her secret recipe for spiced cider) or Miss Bogie (mountains of candy and other desserts, all manner of genuine spookiness, and big clown tits).

>>124750 if bacchus is running a monster mash i'd check it out

>>124751 I would definitely go to a Halloween party run by the church of Bacchus. God knows that there would be plenty of booze.

>>124138 Going to be really hard to wait for next chapter, Osum did nothing wrong

>>124750 I'm not big into tricks but I'd love to be miss Bogie's treat. I'll also nominate Gargoyle for a gothic themed party.

>>124749 I feel VERY safe.

>>124748 >Anon that wasn't funny (it was very funny and she's just a sore loser)

>>124750 Step the FUCK back, we just entered titania territory. They aren't spooky monsters or undead, but there's no way fairies wouldn't be entirely into putting on costumes, eatting entirely too much candy, dancing, playing pranks, and fucking. That said, a wight party would be my second choice. Balrogs might work as well if you ignore all the melted chocolate.

>>124757 A party hosted by Miss Balrog (and Miss Pyrow?) sounds like fun, but it also sounds like a good way for anyone wearing a costume to get heat stroke.

>>124758 They'll be getting stroked alright.

>>124758 If you go to a monster party, especially a fire type monster party and you're not dressed lightly that's your mistake. But also <"Ohmigawd Anon, you're, like, totes fire right now! Let's get that costume off before you unalive yourself, LOL! >Anon was then stripped and made even hotter

I need a tall busty undead noblewoman to hold me lovingly and tell me that everything is going to be alWight. I really do need it.

>>124759 Specially their Alp friends

alps are gay

>>124754 >I'm not big into tricks but I'd love to be miss Bogie's treat. For better for worse, Miss Bogie loves her tricks, so she's almost certainly going to scare the shit out of you at least once before the night is through. It would actually be entirely in character for her to lure you to somewhere where you think a party is going to be held, just so she can really get you good and spooked before she makes her move.

>>124763 Alps are just the safe horny degeneracy of these threads

>Kunoichi, bogie and krampus all appear on the same night to deal with that evil nasty anon >By pure coincidence Well, this is awkward

>>124766 I've got some tin cans and a few leftover candy canes. I can at least distract the goat so my bro Anon has a fighting chance. Or at least so he can make them work for it harder.

>>124765 still gay

>>124768 more boring as its a pritty shitty gimmik

>>124767 Anon is fucked, dude; as soon as they all realize that they're there for the same reason, they're going to mutually conclude that Anon is such a naughty person that it's going to take all their efforts combined to give him a sufficient punishment.

>>124770 Take turns sitting on him!

>>124770 Damn, time to walk away with my head low. Maybe the krampus has a sister or something.

>>124535 Joke’s on her I am only weak to the most hag Balrogs

>>124771 Sitting on him is Step One of the process Step Two is multiple hours of paizuri from all of them, Step Three through Five is each of them is going to have their own special punishment for Anon, Step Six is a short intermission, and then they're all going to come together again for the grand finale.

>>124772 Not sure about the krampus, but miss bogie definitely does. >>124697 Why settle for goth when you can have fluffy mofu goth?

>>124762 I wouldn't mind stroking a thick meaty tail or two

We need to talk about snek shedding. Seriously, why is it the moment they move into somewhere they start erecting a hut in the garden? Why? For what purpose? What are they doing in those sheds?

>>124778 Just let Apophis have her secret lair.

>>124779 >Have grape wife >Normal (as a grape can be) >Suddenly there is a structure at the bottom of the garden >Check it out >Apophis BARELY fitting in her hut/yurt/igloo/tepee/shed >Dark, save for an atmospheric lantern beneath her face >"WELCOME... to my LAIR." >*Dramatic hissing*

>>124778 I erect a small hut whenever I see snake tiddies, if you know what I mean