>>126116 I would fashion them into a cock-and-balls and attract a Cheshire with my stupid squeaky penis.

>>126115 Ms. Whitehorn's cousin from Frostbite would appreciate a salt lick gift.

>>126016 >>126115 I think a snowy Necropolis would be utterly terrifying. Imagine being a lone adventurer or scavenger taking a moment to wade through what looks like an abandoned town blanketed with snow only to see a deathly pale Whitehorn barely even needing to wear her coat. Then once she calls out to you all of a sudden the entire town starts pulling themselves out of the snow or from dilapidated houses, especially if this was at the start of the whole monsters changing into women thing.

>>126119 Throw an undead white cat in there and I can die happy. Honestly I'd probably die happy regardless but that would be so excellent.

>>126119 Consider the following: Wight Ice Queen

>>126121 Consider the following: Anubis Mayor who builds a giant pyramid of ice

>>126121 >Almost zero actual differences except the shade of her ice >>126122 We don't need to talk about Ms. Anubis and the Pharaoh in Wintertown, anon.

>>126117 <Oi, squeaky bollocks! <This madlad has squeaky bullocks! <Kin I give 'em a squeeze, gov?

>>126123 What's the point of living in a town of eternal winter if there is no terrifying ice pyramid that looms over the town?

>>126125 Because you could have something like a huge wizard tower! Or a foreboding pit on the edge of town nobody goes to and warns visitors of! Or a scary forest nobody ventures into at night! or uh, or just a bunch of cottages and places of business like bars...

>>126127 Sure, sure, but those aren't tourist attractions! A giant, terrifying pyramid of ice is what put places like Shelbyville on the map!

>>126128 But it's gaudy, and it doesn't fit! Who thinks of pyramids when it comes to snowy landscapes?! That's just an Anubis stealing prime real estate because tundras are basically snow deserts!

>>126129 I bet next you're going to say that her Ice Trains idea is bad, too. You just hate joy.

Legend has it that if you go into the Anubis bureaucratic offices within the palace’s administrative quarter, you will be picked up by a large Anubis guard and then bubblesorted into the lap of a compatible Anubis.

>>126130 Of course it's a bad idea! Nobody wants an Ice Train, their butts will be cold and their clothes will get wet and gross! Regular trains are good, they're warm inside and they have nice space to cuddle on them! Her ideas suck!

>>126132 I want you to know that Miss Icenubis has the saddest, flattest expression possible, and her ears are totally horizontal with sorrow.

What kind of tourist attractions does Hagville have?

>>126133 I had a Whitehorn camp outside my home one winter for three weeks. Your Icenubis won't break down my walls one bit!

>>126135 It'd take me like 5 minutes to invite her in for hot cocoa. I don't have milk, though....

>>126136 You're the kind of guy that'd invite a Vampire in, aren't ya?

>>126137 If she looked cold or sad, then, yeah, probably.

>>126138 Anon they're Undead, they don't feel anything you fool!

>>126137 >>126138 Does that one rule even apply to MGE vampires? I know that sunlight and garlic still affect them, but I don't think there's anything about them having to ask permission to enter homes.

>>126140 nuh uh, I know this trick! those dumb corpses think I'm a fool but I've seen them before! they have hollow minds and black hearts and I won't be fooled! >>126141 Nah, nothing officially. But it would be probably something they'd do for a laugh.

>>126141 It's not said anywhere MGE vampires need to ask for permission, but it also isn't said that they don't work like other vampires in that regard, so it comes down to headcanon. It's more fun to imagine they do, so I go with that, and I would fall for a vampire making puppy eyes at me.

>>126143 >Vampire eventually giving up and opening her robes to show she's wearing nothing underneath as it starts to become dawn >Demands you tell your kids NOTHING about that and how she cleverly tricked you into letting her into your home >they find out anyways

>>126141 nah, but its just good manners to not enter without permission, vampries are not some debased creature to enter peoples homes whenever

>>126143 Can't say that I disagree with that logic. I'd like to imagine that the rule applies, not because of some sort of supernatural rule or nothing, but because they're immensely socially awkward and are terrified of coming across as gauche or uncouth.

>>126115 wighthorn

>>126141 >>126142 Some vampires might definitely enjoy scaring the shit out of someone who thought not inviting her inside would protect them (and deliberately playing into it a little to let them believe it). I don't remember if vampires in MGE have any specific ability to morph or transform into something else or become intangible but at least teleportation is a thing in MGE so it would be perfect prank to suddenly teleport inside the house behind the person.

>>126148 >suddenly teleport inside the house behind the person. <"Nothin' personal, Anon." lel

>>126137 many an anon has had his kindness preyed upon when he sees a bat with a busted wing on his doorstep

>>126149 Miss Dhampir has been letting her borrow her anime dvds, I see.

>>126141 It does. Any MGE vampire trying to enter my home without my permission gets a sweet dose of burning napalm right into her fucking face. >>126121 Would be really cool if she won't inherit the ice cold demeanor of regular ice queens.

>>126151 That's what big sisters are for, honestly.

>>126148 Gotta see that look on her face when I suddenly pull out a flamethrower.

>>126153 Or cousin. Or aunt. Or daughter. Whole lotta different ways Damp and Vamp could be related.

>stupid vampire cunt trying to teleport into my house >she doesn't know jack about the 15 dhampirs cohabitating with me

>>126143 it's simply more fun for vampires to have numerous weaknesses to go along with their numerous strengths and it's surely only a coincidence several of these weaknesses align with autism symptoms

>>126157 She doesn't HAVE to count all that rice you spilled. She just felt like it, is all.

>>126130 Land trains aren't even real trains! Everyone knows that! It shouldn't be allowed to call them that, ice, sand or otherwise!

>>126130 Ass train? Might not be a very bad idea...

>>126155 Young Vampire who looks up to her cool Dhampir aunt and wants to be like her.

>>126150 >"Lady, I watched you land, I know you're fine." <*Sad squeaking* >"Ugh..." >>126161 Perfect way to get a vampire who isn't a cunt before you incubize. Dhampirs are a gift that just keep giving.

>>126157 A little girl told me that vampires are weak to mating press and anal, so if I see one I should go on the offensive if I plan on surviving

Fox times!

>>126165 can confirm

>>126166 ... sigh....

>>126166 >least evil fox