Tailpussy better not disappoint when the portals open. That shit better seal airtight and suck my dick like a vacuum until my balls are literally empty.

when your pursuer-type enemy is ms giant slug

>>125702 I don't even care about that. She is a KOT. I lose to kots. Always.

>>125704 it is an unfavorable matchup to be fair

>>125705 If I had a kot wife I would demand kot daughters and also a kot-kot who is just an adopted shelter kot who I would name Kot and I would pet her and love her and hold her and brush her kot fur.

Your auntster wants to crash into your house despite not being Friday, would you allow her to stay just to hand around?

beware walking alone at night, witches can and will perform snatch and grabs on magic brooms

>>125707 I dunno, she seems a little batty.

When your pursuer-type enemy is Miss Wight: > Been trapped in this manor for the past day or so, even since that one lich clonked you over the head with a wooden mallet and brought you here > Been exploring the manor, have over a dozen keys, three different kinds of jewels, and a lampshade; you don't know why, but you're pretty sure that you need them all to-- > "Darling, there you are!" > Oh Jesus fuck gotta run > Miss Wight has once again found you rummaging through her manor, and once again takes pursuit of you, her claws out and a triumphant smirk on her face > Walks just a tad slower than you, but never stops walking at that speed, while you inevitably tire out > Every time you trip or stumble, she comes within just a few feet of grabbing you, but never quite > Keep getting away, but it's never long before she finds you again > Not sure if you actually got away or if she let you get away > You're pretty sure that she's fucking with you

>>125708 I love blue skin girls even if they are rotting away a little

When your pursuer-type enemy is Miss Ushi

>>125710 they really paid attention to the sound design on the klacks

>>125713 And the ojou-sama laughter

>>125713 They're EXTREMELY important to the gameplay experience.

>>125715 >Anon the architect >Explains carefully to Miss Wight that her mansion needs a couple of large rooms with metal floors >"What? No! That's stupid!" >Anon makes her listen to a phantom's audio mockup of the sound her heels will make in such a room >In the end, Miss Wight suggests making metallic walls, too >Another satisfied customer

>>125716 It's lucky for Anon that Miss Wight didn't know that the right illusion magic would make her normal floors sound that like and would cost a fraction of the cost

>>125716 marble's better, probably

>>125717 >would cost a fraction of the cost You don't understand. When you have fuck you money, part of society is showing that you're rich. She chose the most expensive option on purpose, and also because you can see up her dress when the floors are well polished (always).

>>125707 Of course she's always welcome to stay, she even has a copy of my house keys

>>125719 No, I get the logic, it's just that I don't see how even by that reasoning it makes any sense to replace marble or hardwood floors with ugly metal.

>>125721 The floor is almost as expensive as her underwear. Almost.

>>125721 She finally got pissed with anon always making jokes about her marblin' on his hardwood.

Mountain Dewrara

>>125721 Making a brass-plated floor means the color of the brass pairs well with the red velvet, warm lighting and dark wood siding and molding compared to marble which would heavily clash due to its bright white coloring. She's going for a neo Victorian aesthetic, not a Greek revivalist one.

When your pursuer-type enemy is Miss Sandworm

What if I am the pursuer?

>>125729 Then get ready to cum inside a lot

>>125730 That's what my auntster usually says every weekend

Pursuer Jinko is broken

What the fuck is a pursuer. I need a monster that sits around and does nothing but still manages to capture and rape me. She should also be green and have pyramid teeth.

>>125729 >b-back that ass up!

>>125734 most horror games have a large entity chase your around and kill you if your too solw think mr x or nemisis in the resident evil games, or pyramid head in silent hill

>>125736 Could it be a BEEG claustro using the anthropomorphis spell that is pissed her hubby got out from the plant. Maybe her bratty remarks and smug giggling is a warning she is getting closer.

>>125703 There's an invincible slug slowly crawling towards you. Where you are, it will always know and slowly approach. If he slug ever catches you, it will rape you. That is all.

>>125738 the slug*

>>125731 this nuki looks like she runs a fortune telling scam

>>125740 Your palm lines say you are a gullible fool and need a smart danuki to look after your finances.

>>125738 SHE'S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!

>>125740 Looks also like an arab merchant

Danuki bailiff pursuer

>>125731 >>125740 >>125743 She looks like a wife and is wearing an outfit 100% composed of waifu material. I want her to do Tik Tok dances badly and then complain about her hips and back while demanding SEXO with her every movement.

From: Anubis Civil Service Commander Anon, Good, you opened this message. This isn't Anubis Civil Service. Reply to this post or you'll get Cheshire ass on your face when you go to sleep tonight

>>125729 It's no coincidence some of the best girls are the ones that are so precious anons relentlessly pursue them instead. It's an amazing strategy Remember anons, if you spot one of these precious mgs running around, drop everything and pursue her! Get that once-in-a-lifetime catch before someone else does!

>>125746 I hope you meant AND. If not, by replying I’ve been robbed of my dream to have chesh butt on my face.

>>125746 Oh no, quick I'm must answer Can I get the ass on my lap instead, I will pet the chesh in exchange, xoxo anon

Reading comprehension is not strong with these ones.

>>125746 Better reply to this since I'm allergic to cats.

>>125750 Listen pal I don’t know much about this fancy “reading” of yours but if I don’t wake up to sweaty chesh ass on my face tomorrow I’m gonna freak out!

It is a known fact that reading is for faggots.

>>125752 Would you sign a contract for Chesh ass? Might be good to read it beforehand.

>>125754 Life is about give and take. Sometimes you must trust others. Even chesh. Especially chesh. Bring forth the contract so I can sign it without delay. For chesh ass, no cost is too great.

>>125754 I would not sign a contract for Chesh ass. The part of Cheshy I desire most is her heart.

>>125750 I want the cat.

>>125756 She needs that to circulate blood. You can have a kidney. Or an appendix.

The Anubis Civil Service would send a facts on their facts machine, not post on the World Wide Web.

>>125759 For fax sake

For fox's sake

>>125758 No, I mean I want her love. Not a physical organ. I was being metaphorical.

>>125759 Bruh, the Anubis Civil Service would be writing on clay tablets and in cuneiform if they could get away with it; they've come a long way if they're willing and able to use a fax machine.

>>125721 It's not a replacement, more of an extension. I swear, every time I walk through the corridors of the mansion, it's like the rooms have all been shuffled, so in theory adding a few more to the draft pool should be simple.

>>125761 Sake on the fox?

>>125756 Sad kot is an abomination, deliver her a husband asap.

Little Fox > big Fox

>>125767 No!

Any fox > No fox.

>>125767 That applies to pretty much all monsters

>>125769 I foxless world doesn't sound so bad

>>125767 Only if you can't handle the big ones. >>125768

>>125771 We're living in one.

Miss anubis should we cover the pyramid in a smooth white limestone?

>>125774 The pyramid must be covered in purple sneks! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS! SNEKS!

>>125775 Does the graped anubis build pyramids?

>>125761 Haha I get it, it's Wakamozake!

>>125776 Purple ones, yeah.

I want to be a grape victim.

Turn the pyramid into one giant heater and then grow the Apophis to a huge size so she spends all her time coiled around it. Give her an anon to keep her company.

Scifi anubis who makes every building a dome instead of a pyramid

What do anubi think of Mesoamerican pyramids?

>>125782 7/10 better than ziggurats

>>125769 it do be like that

>>125780 >Apophis-Sandworm hybrid V. Scary

>>125784 I want to put more of my kits in that mommy fox.

>>125774 >We must hollow out the pyramid to make space for car parking! We should also flatten the outside liek a ziggurat, for MORE CAR PARKING! JUST ONE MORE LANE OF HIGHWAY AND WE WILL SOLVE TRAFFIC!!! and then the Anubis woke up from her bad dream and decided to stop playing the new capitalist management videogame and stick to the classic Rollercoaster Tycoon instead

>>125786 dangerously fertile monsters really speak to the primordial parts of my brain

>>125788 so nanoka?

Imagine a Phantom as a horror movie host, like Elvira or Svengoolie. Think she'd appreciate pre-portal cheesy B movies, or would her show only have post-portal "horror" movies that usually end in romance/smut?

>Be you, man with parasite slime wife >The weather is warm, clothing g has gotten light, and you've developed a bit of a "secret stash" as you and the missus like to call it >It's time >Time to find some nice human women to throw your daughters at >Leaving them in a chest to be found by some rando just feels cruel, you see.

>>125787 >no Dutch Anubis who makes RCT videos on montube

>>125788 Giving hyperfertility potions and flooding the world with smug, teleporting memekots.

>>125793 In a last ditch effort to avert the memekot abduction crisis, the Order has made it compulsory for all men to carry a full spray bottle at all times.

>>125791 >it's too early for my daughters to date says man with 300 parasite slime globlets in his house

>>125794 I will simply carry a full spray bottle of liquid catnip

>>125796 i'm starting to think this class that taught me self-defense against monsters by making them too horny to function might have been bullshit

>>125797 I just to be raped by a floaty purple cat. Always Be Prepared!

>a condom? >you must be having a bubble bath with a giraffe! >that's about as much use as a chocolate teapot >About as useful as a candyfloss doorknocker >Like tits on a nun >Or a one legged man in an arse kicking competition >You total fucking pudding >You doughnut >You banana >You absolute melt

I have a simple dream. I want to genetically engineer the ultimate lifeform using Tentacles as basis and then get affectionately, cheerfully but mercilessly raped by my innocent artificial daughter whom I am utterly powerless to stop because she is far too strong and effectively invincible.

>>125800 containment breaches are one of the most romantic scenarios

>>125801 This is why I keep inviting cute spooders to my home.

What's an acceptable level gap between you and your arch nemesis?

>>125804 As wide as possible because she level drained you and is now making you cum with the slightest touch.

>>125804 being a hero wasn't as hard as they say it is

The imp needed those levels more than me anyway

>>125806 Anon’s pelvis is in danger.

>>125804 I read that as "an acceptable level gape"

>>125809 That gape is lame

>>125809 No you didn't, you just wanted to bring that stupid shit up again for no reason

>>125809 >If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

>>125807 you can always donate extra levels to the church of the fallen god

>>125809 1/10 gape, see me after class

>>125811 You don’t want to gape your fox alp Auntster?

>>125813 It’s going to some godless imp. Someone with no discipline and is a complete smug brat. Religion might make her disciplined and strive for more. I could be convinced by a beeg church gargoyle however.

>>125816 some such cases

>>125817 >garg smoking and looking down at you Maybe church is for me after all…

>>125818 it has its perks

I love my large statue wife. 10ft gargoyle, and would have been taller had I bought more stone.

This random kot just showed up in my home and the size of her biceps are making me too scared to ask her to leave. Is this how the cat distribution system works?

>>125822 You're lucky, I'm jealous

Can I get a gargoyle cat? Perhaps an egyptian sphinx one.

Caught a jiangshi

>>125825 The realm, having long been divided, had to unite. The realm, having long been united, had to divide. Such is the wisdom of the hanging Jiangshi

>>125825 I envy those with balls big enough to wear this kind of merch in public

>>125827 There was a guy who started university with me who had an Asuka dangling from his backpack. I knew we would never be friends and so I judged his shit taste in Rei-like silence.

>>125828 Misato > Ritsuko >>>>>>> Rei >> Asuka

>>125829 Shinji's mom has got it going on.

>>125830 Is she a living armor or an automaton?

Kuudere master race

>>125832 Sahuagwinning

>>125832 Is that supposed to be the gameboard for SORRY?

>>125831 Definitely a living armor. Very little of her is actually mechanical.

>>125834 No clue!

>>125835 Yeah, that’s how I see it, too. Now we just wait for portals and for huge titty angels to show up in search of Adam. Kaworu is an alp.

>>125800 Isn't that just normal sex with a normal tentacle? >>125813 Why are monsters in vaguely religious clothing so good? >>125830 It's true; I dig giant robots. We dig giant robots. CHICKS dig giant robots. Shinji's mom just can't be beat.

>>125834 Maybe it's trinkets she has collected from the swamp in hopes of buying anon's virginity.

>>125834 money can be exchanged for good and services

>>125840 wap your wad on the countah

>>125774 In the event of a freak desert snowstorm, the pyramid would be well hidden

>>125844 wasn't that what the pyramids were supposed to look like before time wore it away? or did i make that up

>>125845 That's supposedly what they looked like before the literal and figurative sands of time wore them down to what we see now, yeah

>>125788 I AM NOT paying the child support for rape babies

>>125846 it'd be fun if it was like roman statues where instead of austere simplicity they were gaudy, gauche, painted and perfumed so that way there'd be a bedazzled pyramid with a gyaru pharaoh and anubis blasting shitty music over the nearby sands

>>125847 you dont even have a job in the game all you gotta do is make sure kids are fed and watered

>>125848 And now I'm picturing a bedazzled volcano lived in by a perfectly average (read: very gyaru) balrog and her friends.

>>125850 they had to do a couple renovations after they purchased it from the previous owner

>>125848 Make sure the pyramid has a McDonald's for the kids, they require happy meals

>>125834 It's hard to play video games underwater, so board games are the next best thing.

Waterpolo is popular

>>125854 watermamano just be saying anything to get you in the water do not trust them

Pool's closed due to rape

>>125855 >watermamano just be saying anything to get you in the water No need, I was already looking into swimming lessons.