*KON* *KON* *CLICK* That's all it takes for a fox hag to claim ownership over you with the intent to make you her boytoy. Why don't you own a dog girl?

>>29506 fun fact: you can also take ownership of foxes this way too.

>>29506 boring! court me like a real youkai, you horny fossil! i need at least a month of repeating vivid dreams and weird compulsions to wander deep into the forest before il even consider letting you top.

>>29532 I don't like this because I seriously wouldn't know what to do next with her.

>>29532 >>29588 My fluffbrain can't process the concept of dominating a fox (unless she orders me to)

>>29602 dominating a fox is the ultimate fluffbrain though. there is no tricks, no plot to make you dependent on her, you simply choose tolove a fox and marry her without truly being foxed. there is no foxbrain stronger than that.

>>29603 >anon's gonna choke a bitch

>>29029 should really read the fine prints of those marriage contracts, otherwise you might just end up marrying an entire clan

Its not fair... every time I go to the gas station to buy snacks there is this same fox staring at me when I look away. When I look back she is minding her own business but I can feel her gaze when I look away. I can feel her powers subtly grooming me against my will. Her mere stare is all it takes! It's not fair!! Please leave me alone!! Leave my celibacy be!!

>minding my own business on a rainy day >suddenly, sunshower >now married because there was a fox within 100 meters of me during some random, relatively uncommon meteorological event they're just looking for any excuse, arent they? whats next? we're forced to share a bed because the feng shui is wrong? give me a fucking break.

>>29670 >Leave my celibacy be!! Don't worry, she will keep your celibacy safe from all the dumbfuck foxlets and their shitty tricks like >>29732

>>29670 get your midnight snacks somewhere that dosent sell dirt cheap fired tofu.

theres always a bigger fox.

>>29603 I don't understand this thread's obsession with submitting to foxes when they are the most pathetic canines in the animal kingdom barring chihuahuas and the like. Just force the kitsune down and pump a kit into her.

>>30619 >dude refuses free pussy at first, sticks to his principles >gets drugged, light femdom ensues >then he takes the initiative and fucks her brains out >is shown that later they get married That manga is top 3 fluffbrain reading material

>>30619 >Just force the kitsune down and pump a kit into her. You are already terminal-stage fluffbrained, you just don't realize it.

>>30682 Listen ladies, all you gotta do to snag a man is throw a tantrum.

>>30683 Ah yes, the three stages of fox domestication >ohohoho, an ordinary human around these parts? don't you know this forest is full of dangerous youkai who would feast on such easy prey? >stop making that silly face human, I showed you hospitality and let you spend the night in my home, now you should repay the favor >ahh my loved♥, touch my belly and feel how lively our children are♥

>>30719 >Ah yes, the three stages of human* domestication

>>30729 >human domestication

Foxes must be impregnated and worshipped

>>30958 I'm going to keep breeding my foxes until their fox blood is diluted to the point that they become human

>>31051 That's cruel!

>>31052 Too bad, they should have not threatened to wipe out my human bloodline.

>>31051 they will reach a critical mass before you'll succeed. that is, if it's possible at all. no matter what, at the end of it all most of your family tree will be foxes.

>>31053 Too bad, you are already foxxed at a cellular level.

>>31056 come on now Anon. dont ruin it for his wife! she was this close to have a willing partner in her quest for a triple digits foxlet horde.

>>31057 >triple digits foxlet horde. Oh god, imagine the fluffy vermintide. Anyone caught in it will just fucking disappear.

>>31058 First they come in secret, then they come in peace and by the time mankind notices what's going on, entire governments are already under their thumb bosom. They assimilate every last human bloodline on the planet, until systematic generational fox-fucking leads to an overpopulated planet consisting entirely of foxes and a small "human" male demographic, which is genetically incapable to sire anything other than more foxes and corrupted males. When the population nears critically high numbers, they stage a mass migration and depart through portals towards dozens of fresh hunting grounds, leaving behind a breeding world which will continue to re-populate and spread foxes every few centuries. Neither human, elf, dwarf, nor any other humanoid xeno is safe from these relentless predators in their endless drive for genetic evolution. They're as they say: the perfect organism

>>31056 >get foxed >manage to escape or at least that's what they want you to believe >some time later, dating a human girl to get over your trauma >sexo with your human fiance, planning on making a big family to spite the fox rapists who said they would wipe out your human bloodline >your foxxed sperm begin to corrupt her >few months later, you end up with a pregnant fox and a litter of kits in her belly There's just no escape, they really want to genocide us.

>>30682 If only she gotten pregnant at the end

Anal sex with foxes, the only solution

>>31178 Final Solution to the Vulpine question

Foxes make for good tradeswomen

>>32877 Blessing every household with fertile foxwives

>>32877 >No thank you. <Slams door in her face

>>33040 <as you turn away from the door the the fox appears before you once again, smiling smugly >"you see, it is Inari's edict that every man be afforded a chance at love and prosperity" >"for this purpose, she has created us kitsune as her progeny, to fill the hearts, stomachs, and houses of the child of man on every world and to rid him of all his burdens, worries and seed~" >"should you ever feel lonely, hungry, or backed up, please visit our newly summoned temple at the end of the street! we will take care of it!" >"... we also hosts board game night every friday and sunday, this week we'll be playing dominion" <the fox then wanders into your kitchen

>>33044 So they are like jehova's witnesses, only you can't get rid of them. Oh just great.

>>33235 >gookboatfox made for Big Yank Torpedo

>>33286 how bigoted of you azur lane is chinese, not korean, they're chinkboatfoxes

>>33288 >biggest aircraft carrier of WWII >gets bodied by amerifats after 10 days of service The absolute state of sakura """empire"""

>>33455 good thing (you) save her from that horrible fate by showing her the future where all the botes rides the shitcan(you) express, giving her the will to break free of her fate

>>31534 That's a rather unusual drill extension she's using… I cant imagine it being work safe.

a new makaroni megafluff approaches.

>>33692 Too much fluff