>>19670 I was going to ask if it was the /tg/ kind or the book kind, but that seems to have been answered.

>>19675 Admission of weakness, don't settle for less even in death.

>>19659 Dead body erotic

>>19676 With that attitude you might as well kill yourself right now. >>19677 It very much hasn't. I meant it as a general idea, to see what people here might be interested in. Whether it's a pre-written story you choose your paths in, or an interactive thread with one or more characters who may be individual or common to all of the thread, or a mix of the two.

>>19680 Don't need to be that harsh, I won't stop you. You asked for our opinion, I gave you mine.

I got your CYOA right here: >you see miss Jinko. >do the needful?

>>19679 >walking in public in loose pants >feel spontaneous erection building up >"fffuck quick anon, think about dead children to avoid embarrassment!" >dead children:

>>19682 A tiger is not a valid option

>>19680 A /tg/ CYOA is not exactly either of those things, and is more like the question of whether you'd fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck but as an image or PDF. The latter that you gave is a quest. Back to the question at hand, I'd be interested in the pre-written one a bit more. I guess my advice would be to keep them short in the sense that the individual route lengths are short, but the number of choices are relatively plentiful. The appeal of pre-written is seeing where the choices lead and it's replayability so read length can bit a bit shorter than the typical story. If you're going for a quest whether that be a singular character or multiple joining in, having a general outline of the scenes or set pieces rather than the stories is recommended. Also kept short so that you don't burn out in the middle of it and leave it hanging.

>>19683 My favorite

>>19682 What's the needful? What's her skin color?

>>19687 >Miss Jinko senses your delay, and does the needful to you instead. <JINKO END>

>>19684 And a Zombie wearing tiger underwear?

>>19682 Yes

>>19688 Bad ending. This book suckd

>>19679 The fabled bare rear undead fashion is great

>>19690 >In your haste to do the needful, you do not notice that there are many Jinkos <Jinko End>

>>19692 The more intelligent ones prefer the bare top option

Funny that there would be undead discussion right now, I was playing around with height comparison tools and picked this image to use. Enjoy the incidental undead propaganda on top of the intended Sabbath propaganda.

>>19696 Optimal carryfucking body

>>19695 damn, imagine starting from adopting a stray zombie that's barely held together with staples and can only moan >waaaaaaaaarm and a year later you come home to see that

>>19691 <JINKO END> Get it? It’s her butt!

>>19685 >whether you'd fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck but as an image or PDF. >confused tentacle.png That honestly explained nothing, but i'm not from /tg/, so it's whatever. I'll take it to heart to keep short.

>>19699 I don't get it.

>>19698 I want my Zombie back

>>19649 She'll get neither keeping company like that. My word. >>19657 Boo! >>19698 That would make it all worth it but I'd really struggle with the period where she's just a dumb zombie.

>>19704 >but I'd really struggle with the period where she's just a dumb zombie. But that's the best part

>>19706 Both is good. Wights are just as cute as zombies.

Why do jubs tremble when they don't see their husbands for long? Because they went cold turkey.

>>19678 If you prefer a challenge you could try sneaking into a dracolich's lair and stealing her phylactery.

>>19697 If you think that's the optimal carryfucking body, I'll have you know some of the other pictures I tried fitting into the comparison were literally at standing blowjob height.

>>19675 >tfw u dig up some dragons great grand aunt whose never got laid then her niece witnesses u fucking her

>>19711 Post em'

>>19704 She's not dumb, just slow! Very very slow. And hungry! Hard to think on an empty stomach. There's a lot going on underneath that smile. Unlike with dorome.

>>19714 Girls are the cutest when they are almost retarded.

How do I stop my monsterized aunt from trying to hump me during family get-togethers?

>>19716 spray bottle

>>19715 >Girls are the cutest when they are literally brain dead FTFY. I'd still prefer the charming wit of a wight.

Too many undeads, not enough cute kot to fight with in your party

>>19717 Instructions unclear, now she keeps talking about how I "made her wet"

>>19718 Undead are dead but not braindead. They can very easily add and multiply.

>>19722 What do you call a Lamia who does math? An adder!

>>19723 Please buy a better book

>>19724 His addition to the conversation was most pleasing. Should we really divide ourselves so over pun quality? Personally, I think any effort is greater than nothing and his efforts should be given equal praise, that's the square root of good thread culture. Give hatter wife

>>19724 Reading is for alps.

Goblin story! Food and stuff! Bon appetit! https://archiveofourown.org/works/65337145

>>19727 Merci!

>>19725 Good joke is the basis of healthy shrooms kingdom, are you implying that hatter failed her people by lowering standards?

>>19726 Sex with highly educated Alps

>>19726 >>19727 >Reading is for alps <hi guys here's some reading teehee t. alp Kinda sus