>Miss Gremlin is EXCEPTIONALLY proud of herself.
>The boy she likes is shy, so she has been crafting more and more powerful drugs to get him to ask her out.
>And this latest one her aunt helped out creating.
<"Now, dearie, he'll turn into and absolute BEAST with this one. Be ready for it."
>Oh, Aunt Gremmie, you horny weirdo.
>Slips it into his patrician beverage (choco milk) at lunch.
>He doubles over in pain after a mere sip!
>Bent over in agony, he begins sprouting fur and claws!
>God damn it, Aunt Gremmie, you horny WEIRDO.
>Wait.
>Fuck the WHAT?
>He's getting smaller.
>Oh, god, he's not turning into a beast man...
>He's turning into a beast!
>A... cat?
>Cat Anon is now a cat.
>If this weren't a mixed human manono school this would've probably garnered a lot of attention.
>Cat Anon slowly approaches Miss Gremlin.
>He sniffs her leg and then hops up onto her lap.
>Miss Gremlin is petrified.
>Then he curls up and falls asleep on her.
>Purring all the while.
>Miss Gremlin has to keep him with her all day, as he won't leave her alone.
>He follows her to every class and sleeps in her lap every period.
>He still waits politely outside the women's restroom if she uses it.
>She takes him home with her, slightly worried.
>Calls up Aunt Gremmie.
>She laughs like a drunken Cheshire Hyena upon hearing the news.
>Then hangs up.
>No wonder Aunt Gremmie is still single.