>>30727 >that one hebi from the ocelomeh story hmm yes

>>30727 They can equip armor now?

>>30730 Always could?

>>30730 monsters generally try to keep the equip burden as low as possible

>>30732 most monsters are all attack and no defense

CF who gaslights you into thinking you promised you'd marry her when you grew up.

>>30732 That's some nasty scares

>>30735 If I had claws that sharp, I'd look the same way. I am SO, SO clumsy.

>>30734 >loli Nurarihyon tries to gaslight you into thinking you're married despite the age difference

>>30733 Even the living armors?

>>30738 Yeah, they want to take off that armor and get down, Anon.

what about meeting your mamono wife-to-be's human father to earn his approval to marry his daughter and also meeting the sad sappy smelly NEET suckers your own daughters bring home

>>30741 nah

>>30742 but they're your fellow anons

>>30741 >what about meeting your mamono wife-to-be's human father Well, it'd have to be done eventually... >to earn his approval Not that part though. The wife would do what she needs to and her mom would browbeat dad anyway. >meeting the sad sappy smelly NEET suckers your own daughters bring home This would be one of the harder parts of the setting to get used to, socially. Monsters aren't choosy and it'd suck if your daughter goes for a man you don't thinks is worthy of her, but if she's bringing him home it's already too late. She'd still ultimately be happy, but this is why it's important to nudge her towards a boy who isn't shit early.

>>30741 >hellhound's dad kinda looks like Shaggy and you think he might be high but you're never quite sure

>>30733 >reaches for the wocks gun

>>30744 I mean yeah the marriage doesn't -need- the father's approval but wouldn't you want it? in the same way you'd want to approve of your daughter's choices for me it'd honestly be independent of my mamonowife's happiness. he is why she exists after all, I'd like to at least do him the solid of putting his mind at ease and being an addition to the family that doesn't suck ass

>>30747 Sure I'd want his approval. I'd do my best to get it too, but it's hardly required so it doesn't meet that "have to be done" requirement.

>>30740 The armor stays ON during sex.

>>30749 armored heels are important

>>30749 That just sounds uncomfortable for everyone.

>>30104 That goat was a pedophile

>>30165 kids are stupid

>>30741 >meeting your mamono wife-to-be's human father to earn his approval to marry his daughter As a lolifag I sometimes wonder how that would go, but anyone married to a monster girl is probably going to accept loli marriage as business as usual if it's not already so in cultures from a medieval fantasy world in general. That, or he might also be a lolifag and the daughter inherited her hunger for early romance from the mother.

Need mamono to make me fried chicken.

Actually, scratch that--need chicken to make me fried mamono.

>>30754 Would it be more or less weird if he turned out to be a shota?

>>30758 pretty average result

>>30752 my life would be a lot better if a much older woman picked me out to groom as a child

>>30758 Less. It'd start to look weird over time if she's from a type that doesn't visibly age beyond the loli stage though.

>>30757 you were more right the first time I think ain't a lot that can beat good fried chicken

>>30760 it's not too late

>>30760 Yeah, it really doesn't sound that bad. I am absolutely terrible at women, so having it handled for me would be nice. And I read a lot of books about bugs as a kid, so I'd be likely to get a cute bug. Or spooder...

>>30763 even being de-aged it isn't the same I am a hag of a man. hags are my peers. even a 9001 year old fox is basically as old as I am, the time for age difference has ended not that I would ever get foxed

>>30763 you're right... 22 isn't too young to be groomed... i just have to believe

>>30751 I'm not too much of a fan of them when it comes to sex, but they are very attractive. >>30751 Why would it be? Imagine how snug and protected you'd feel inside her(^2)

>>30766 22 isn't 34...

>>30768 needs Fountain of Youth dark undine correction

There is an Undine living in your house. She can come out of the sink faucets or shower pipes any time when you least expect it. She may sometimes be found in your backyard pool merged with the water, waiting for you to enter. She is going to molest you, and there is nothing you can do about it. When you shower, you might unexpectedly feel her huge, swollen watery breasts press against your back as her hands seize your junk. When you turn on the sink to wash your hands, the water might form into her own hands which take your wrists and hold you down as she emerges from the sink and makes out with you furiously. When you go to sleep at night, you might wake up to the eerie nose of your bathtub dripping, and then see her looming over you, and then her watery limbs wrap around yours like tendrils and pin you as she rides you up and down. Your life will never be the same again.

>>30768 Sometimes I think about how it'd be if the portals open, monster girls flood in... and I end up alone anyway. I'd be fine with that. I've always been alone anyway.

>>30771 >portals open >perfectly good semen pump is somehow left unused Less than unlikely.

>>30770 >backyard pool I can't self-insert like this

>>30772 There might be fewer monster virgins if they stop calling men "semen pumps".

>>30752 My favorite, I would love to have a Bapho auntster and extra points if she has an exotic skin color

>>30772 >when you're flipping through tv channels and see your mugshot at #6 on Eros Most Wanted >there's a bounty and everything those pinks are going to get you

>>30771 looking forward to them opening when I'm like 65 years old and not getting to benefit at all

>>30777 do you even MAMANO MANA?

>>30778 no one's gonna go for a geezer with a degenerative bone disease whose skeleton turns to dust under the slightest plapping

>>30779 Your Unicorn nurse will help you get better.