>>29983 1.5 The Dragonia of Today・Friendship with Other Lands Even after the country was reborn as Dragonia, it’s not like every problem was solved. When the age of the former Mamono Lords ended and monsters took their current forms, the dragons of Dragonia came to interpret “coexistence with humans” as “married life with human men”, and began perceiving human men as males of the same species. Of course, the great crimson dragon who ruled Dragonia… or rather, Her Majesty the Queen felt the change in values as well. Her Majesty, as a dragon, the ultimate species, was resolute in her pride and confidence in being the pinnacle of monsters, and as such, she was terribly confused by the fact that she was becoming aware of human men as those of the opposite sex and even finding them endearing. Despite being shaken by these two conflicting feelings, she continued to comport herself bravely without desiring a husband, ruling Dragonia as she did in the days of the former Mamono Lords. The catalyst for Her Majesty’s change of heart was none other than the current Demon Lord herself. Some time after her succession to the throne, the Mamono Lord1, who had travelled to Dragonia for some sightseeing, saw through Her Majesty’s hesitations, and told her, “as the one who leads the dragons of this country, if you lie to yourself about your own feelings, neither dragons nor humans can coexist properly with each other”. However, to Her Majesty, who was suppressing her feelings of lust, the Mamono Lord’s words that penetrated her mind truly struck a nerve. Her Majesty, at that time ashamed of her tender feelings for humans, challenged the Mamono Lord to a battle in order to demonstrate her power and prove that her rule was without flaw. She transformed herself back into the form of the great crimson dragon– unleashing an inferno with a savage roar as if to reduce their surroundings to a scorched wasteland and striking again and again with her mountain-shattering claws, Her Majesty was a natural disaster given form. In spite of all of that, the Mamono Lord bore all of it upon herself, continuing to preach love and its power to protect the people dearest to us to the Queen. Over the course of her clash with the Mamono Lord, Her Majesty realized that she had become obsessed with her pride as a dragon and her rule, and, just like the former king of Dragei from ages past, had completely forgotten how to face those most close to her. Afterwards, she became utterly devoted to the Mamono Lord, who had shown her the wonder of such a thing firsthand. From then on, due to Her Majesty’s royal proclamation, “dragons and humans should actively mate, and live in wedded bliss” became heralded as Dragonia's foremost principle of coexistence, and we proactively welcome human men. Furthermore, here in Dragonia, where we tend to be isolated due to its geography, we are taking advantage of our mobility as dragons to make great strides in a wide variety of intercultural relations, like inviting couples from other monster realm nations as lifestyle models, and showing jabberwocks from Wonderland around as transfer students. Translation notes: 1: The guide switches to honorific speech when talking about the Mamono Lord, which wouldn't have been fruitful to attempt to capture in translation, but is still kind of neat. 2. The Dragonian Environment 2.1 The Dragon Empire of Dragonia The Dragon Empire of Dragonia1 is a sprawling, mountainous nation that is built entirely on the slopes of colossal sacred mountains. Lying at the foothills, the lower stratum of the city is a bright green monster realm little different from the plateaus that surround it, with an open and lively atmosphere much like a castle town. On the other hand, because Her Majesty, with all of her tremendous mana, resides in her castle on the upper reaches of the mountains where many dragons’ residences are also clustered together, dragon mana is constantly permeating the air, mixing in with the clouds that blanket the area, changing the scenery of the peaks to that of a dark monster realm, enshrouded with unusually thick mana. Looking up from the foothills, Dragonia’s summits are always covered by clouds. The countless paths that stretch up the inclines as if drawn to the peaks are truly enchanting, but for an ordinary human to attempt to reach a summit themselves would entail dangers for both the body and spirit. In addition, because the city streets of Dragonia extend over many of our sacred peaks, depending on your destination, you may be forced to move from mountain to mountain. As a result of forcing yourself to climb the mountain and trying to reach the top, you’ll no doubt be enveloped in mana-dense clouds and met with disaster; when you wake up, you’ll be nursed back to health in a dragon’s nest. Such cases are reported frequently. In order to avoid meeting with an unforeseen accident like that, in order to participate in tourist activities that are difficult for humans to accomplish on foot, it is strongly recommended that you make use of the Tourism Bureau offices scattered throughout the foothills. Translation notes: 1: I think what's being made distinct here is that the "empire" of Dragonia is a codified developed city-state that is centralized around one mountain range/cluster of mountains regarded as special in some way, and the "territory" is more like land that just technically belongs to the empire but isn't really developed. Ergo, it's not like the entirely of the empire is built around this sacred mountain chain with occasional breaks for not-mountains, which was what I had thought at first. 2.2 The Dragonian Territories Dragonia, once described as a natural fortress, is surrounded by row upon row of expansive mountain ranges, and has a vast domain and plenty of nature. The plateaus scattered throughout the mountains have all become bright green monster realms, and couples affected by the fresh air and spacious mana characteristic of the highlands will passionately make love in the great outdoors– a rather common sight. Within these areas that have become bright green monster realms, gorgeous natural lakes where aquatic monsters can live comfortably, and prairies expansive enough to open a holstaur ranch or race into the yonder on a centaur’s back are spread throughout. Wherever you go, you can obtain the blessings of nature in some form or another, and because the environment is well-suited for the cultivation of not only the monster realm produce peculiar to bright green monster realms, but human crops as well, it seems that many couples who were originally living in a predominantly human nation visit these lands and live an idyllic life together. Furthermore, many of the mansions used by the Dragei nobility as summer retreats in the days of the former Mamono Lords have been left untouched. If you contact the Dragonia Immigration Bureau, it is possible to turn one of these estates into your new home, living life at a relaxed pace. 2.3 The Dragons of Dragonia In order to live by the ideals of human and dragon coexistence, many dragons, not just the dragons referred to as “rulers of the earth”, call Dragonia and her territories home. When a single man visits the Empire of Dragonia and explores her lands, there will always be at least some threat from a monster. If an experienced adventurer walks across the plateau, it’s not unheard of for him to be challenged by a lizardman or a salamander as a test of her skills before she enters the Great Tournament of Dragonia. Moreover, if you end up straying higher into the mountains, as if beckoned by the lovely monster realm flora, you’ll find youself captured as the perfect prey by a wyvern prowling the sky, or a wurm bursting out of a cave after picking up the scent of a male. If you succumb to your greed and trespass into the Dragon's Graveyard in search of rare ore, I can say with confidence that there’s no escaping a dragon zombie in desperate pursuit of a husband. Moreover, because the rich natural environment of the Dragonian territories makes them the perfect place for a great variety of monsters beyond the dragon family to obtain a husband and start their newlywed life, single men must be constantly aware that at any time, many monsters will be targeting their chastity.

>>29984 The dragon that can pierce the heaven deserves a man to pierce her hymen.

>>29985 >Guide to the Dragon Family: Introductions for the Races Rulers of the Earth Dragon Approachability: ★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★★ Dragons are the most common members of dragonkind that you’ll see in Dragonia, alongside the wyverns, and are recognized as the race that represents this land. The dragons that inhabit this land can mainly be divided into two categories. The first is those who make their homes amid the ever-lingering, mana-dense clouds of the sacred mountain peaks, living in a form similar to humans and only changing into the forms they bore in the days of the former Mamono Lords to descend the mountain. The second is those who settle down in the caves and Dragei fortress ruins of the Dragonian Territories, seldom seen in the city. Since ancient times, dragons have been referred to as the highest-ranking monsters, and are famous for their strong bodies and high intelligence, as well as their extreme haughtiness. Some “wild” dragons, fighting against their monstrous instincts that recognize human men as males of the same species and living in the mountains and caves of the Dragonian Territories in order to avoid contact with them, may, due to this infamous pride, look down on humans as “beings far inferior to themselves”. However, in Dragonia, a land that prides itself on “the coexistence of dragons and humans”, nearly all dragons have perceptions regarding humans more in line with “males equal to themselves” or “fellow soldiers providing mutual support”. Still, there is a degree of caution that dragons recognizing humans as equal beings from the start entails. There are times when a man that a dragon is interested in, spooked by the race as a whole, assumes a timid demeanor, or, bewildered by her frankly-given affections, continues to behave as if a shy little boy1, and ends up being considered pathetic for a “male dragon”. And so, the dragon, with this perception of the man in mind, will take him by force to her lair in order to “train” him into a man befitting a being such as herself. If this occurs, the abducted man will never be released. He will be forced into intense, passionate sex where the dragon utilizes every inch of her body, from the tips of her claws to every last hair on her head, and whether he likes it or not, will find himself acquiring the stamina befitting a dragon’s husband. Dragons often have absolute confidence in their draconic existence, and because of this, there are many times when they approach humans in a manner that is at times high-handed, at times with physical closeness that could be called excessive, as if such a thing were their birthright. In times like these, understanding that this sort of attitude is a manifestation of their affection and trust towards humans, and confidently approaching them without caving in is the first step to building a good relationship with a dragon. Translation Notes: 1: The original wording here is 奥手, which originally meant "late-growing rice" but now euphemistically means a "late bloomer". It's often (not inaccurately but somewhat inadequately) machine-translated as "shy". A lot of Japanese media uses it to specifically refer to a character type in romance-based stories where they are not yet used to interacting with people they're attracted to (typically the opposite sex, but it's not unheard of in BL/GL!) Flying Drakes, Soaring Across the Heavens Wyvern Approachability: ★★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★ If you were to look up at the sky in Dragonia, you’ll frequently catch sight of these girls, massive wings outstretched, soaring through the air with dignified ease. Like the aforementioned dragons, wyverns are treated as a representative race of Dragonia, and as the dragons that have been mostly commonly ridden by humans and joined forces with them since the days of the former Mamono Lords, they have also become the symbol of the Dragoon Corps. The wyverns that inhabit Dragonia are markedly influenced by the Corps, where humans fly and fight together with their dragon mounts. In other words, just as they have an instinct as monsters to feel attracted to human men, so too do they long to experience flying with a human on their backs; depending on the individual, some may consider it a point of pride. Compared to dragons, brimming with confidence and, depending on the circumstance, bearing overwhelming auras, wyverns are driven by their desire to give rides more than any feelings of pride or ego. They have a particularly strong interest in humans, and upon spotting a human, regardless of their sex, will actively call out to them and attempt to kindle a friendship. These girls, with their extremely affable dispositions, who love conversing with and aiding humans, often offer to show adventurers who have just arrived in Dragonia around, and in some cases may even attempt to get some upon their backs. Here in Dragonia, where it is impossible for a human to see all the sights on foot, it is highly recommended to travel on the back of a wyvern; however, there are countless cases where in doing so, their innate curiosity will lead them to start touching the human’s body. In particular, when their riding partner is a human man, taking a very strong interest in the body of the opposite sex that they’re coming into contact with for the first time, they may attempt to innocently fondle the man’s crotch (the point most conspicuously different from their own bodies), take his hand and press it against their chest, or ascertain the way his fingers may feel on their more sensitive areas. They may even try to entice his hands to their private parts. Supposing the man becomes aroused by this somewhat extreme degree of closeness and his groin responds in kind1, that swelling and the male scent that rises from it will wind up stimulating the wyvern’s innately possessed “sexual assertiveness”. Once their female instincts take over, their perception of the man will shift from “a companion to befriend” to “a male who wants to mate with them”, and he will no longer be guided to his original destination, but to the darkness of a back street or the shade of a lush thicket, and eventually a love nest for devoting oneself fully to the act of conceiving with them. On the other hand, the wild wyverns that live in mountain ranges far from the city also share an interest in humans, but that interest is more specifically “I want to ride a human man”, and so they will aggressively attack adventurers. If you were to find yourself captured by one, and in that state mounted, the only way to not lose to their gleeful pounding of their hips would be to thrust your own up with the same ferocity in order to establish your dominance during sex. If you instead buckle under their crashing hips and the storm of pleasure that would surge through you like a mighty gale, all that awaits you as a prisoner of their nest is a sex life of being mounted as their one and only dragon steed, day and night, continually ejaculating semen. Translation Notes: 1: Okay, okay. Yeah, this was originally "crotch gets bigger" even in Japanese but because that sounds stupid and highly unsexy to me I changed it. Crotches don't get bigger! Dicks do! Sheesh! Recklessly Rushing Earth Dragons Wurm Approachability: ★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★★★ Once in a state of arousal, blasting forward heedless of the large obstacles like boulders or large trees that stand in their way– these are the wurms, also called “earth dragons”. If one were to hear of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps, most would probably associate with it the image of dragoons riding on the backs of dragons or wyverns, but half of the successes of the Dragoon Corps here in Dragonia are thanks to the power of wurms. As one might know, here within the vast Dragonian Territories, abundant nature like mountains, forests, plateaus, and marshes spread as far as the eye can see. Most of it, however, is primeval forest untouched by humans, and it also contains all the dangers of a natural labyrinth. While those who are accompanied by a guide are safe, it’s not at all uncommon for tourists who forgo such planning or adventures seeking a dungeon to wind up imperiled in the Territories. When some unfortunate soul falls into such a predicament, finding them is no simple task even with the help of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps. Downpours and thunder caused by local weather, thick rising fog, and towering trees that grow densely together– all of these forces of nature turn into obstacles, imposing significant limitations on the dragoons’ “aerial searches” and simultaneously robbing those stranded of their physical strength. In such desperate circumstances, the Corps relies upon and dispatches wurms. The wurms inhabiting Dragonia are extremely sensitive to the signs a human emits, such as sounds and scents. A lost human’s cry for help, their exhausted, panicked breathing, even the smell of a bleeding wound– they can detect a human in crisis from any and all of it. Possessing temperaments gentle enough to be considered simple and overflowing with motherly love, many wurms work in establishments such as taverns and inns with relaxed atmospheres that utilize natural caves, easing the weariness of travel. However, upon sensing that a human is in danger, their beloved “families” take precedence over anything else and, when set upon rescuing a victim, they rampage through the earth in a direct line regardless of all obstacles to carry the operation out. In Dragonia, there are many human men who were charmed by, and ended up falling in love with, the devoted and loving image of the wurms who rushed to their aid after an emergency in the Dragonian Territories and nursed them back to health. So, too, are there plenty of human women who admire the wurms’ selfless, fervent dedication to rescue operations and hope to be assigned to the Dragoon Corps Ranger Unit, whose main duties are nature conservation and search and rescue. “Y’know, I always thought my life didn’t mean a damned thing… and really, it didn’t. I was born in the slums– all I could remember from the time I was grown enough to even think about it was thievery n’ violence. I made my way by lyin’ and cheatin’ today just to see tomorrow. Heard that there was some dragon treasure out there in the forest and set out, thinkin’ I’d finally turn my luck around, but all I got for gettin’ as lost as I’ve ever been was a one-way trip down a cliff. In the end, I just start screamin’. About how all I wanted was just to be happy, like every other poor sod wants, just for once, how I didn’t give a damn if the one who could give that to me was a god, or the Mamono Lord, or whoever the hell else. And right then, that’s when she showed up! An angel– my angel!... an earth dragon, barrelin’ towards me, shakin’ the earth and mowin’ down trees like they were daisies. Y’know, I’m the one layin’ there half-dead and sobbin’ like a baby, but she looked like she was about to cry more than I was. Everything I’d heard up ‘til that moment about monsters was that they were horrifying creatures, but lookin’ at her right then, she looked just like a light of salvation. So what happened after that? Hah! Alright, buddy, this one’s on me! I’ll let you in on the full story of how me and my honey fell in love!”1 Deputy captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Ranger Unit ~Galahad Balbazar~ Translation Notes: 1: (Deputy) Cap'n Balbazar here speaks in a really rough, masculine manner, so I wanted to be able to express that to you guys in English. It was honestly the most fun I had translating this whole section! Wonderland Dragon Exchange Students1 Jabberwock Approachability: ★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：ー Dragonia, as part of the empire’s diplomatic efforts, invites dragons from far-off monster realm nations well-versed in their own lands as “dragon exchange students”, striving to enhance mutual understanding and advancement for both parties. Jabberwocks are the dragon race endemic to “Wonderland”, invited as its representative dragon exchange students. Originally found only in Wonderland, there are no wild specimens of jabberwock in the Dragonian Territories; in the Empire, however, standing out remarkably with their distinctive, enchantingly curved horns and provocatively exposed skin, they are quite easy to spot. There are many individual dragons among those in Dragonia who approve of humans, but at the same time, due to their draconic pride as “the mighty who overwhelm all others”, when they finally become aware of another as the opposite sex, the idea of laying bare their own feelings as a female leaves them bewildered and ashamed. Invariably, this leads to their way of interacting with human men being stiff and clumsy. And yet, while still dragons themselves, and therefore building upon the very same feelings of shame, jabberwocks take immense pride as “the lewdest beings who overwhelm all others”. Because they have absolute confidence in their obscene behavior towards human men, their ways of dealing with human men far outpace Dragonia’s dragons; many individuals possess an assertiveness to rival or even surpass wyverns, and most have the generous motherly bearing of a wurm. For this reason, the girls who are invited as dragon exchange students are often assigned to work at the Dragonia Tourism Bureau, teaching novice dragons who find themselves turning into blushing maidens when it comes to guiding men around the way to approach them. Much in this way, married jabberwocks and their husbands are invited from Wonderland to the Dragoon Corps as special instructors, where the dragoons, seeking to deepen their bonds with their dragon mounts, witness the couples perform demonstrations of a proper marital relationship so intense and indecent that they turn their faces away without realizing it. Furthermore, jabberwocks, who are entrusted with the role of blocking adventurers’ paths as “trials” in Wonderland, even make appearances as opponents in the Dragoon Corps entrance exam or in the arena. When confronting a jabberwock, what is being put to the test for the human in question is not the simple strength of their arm, but the depth of their love for dragons. Just as with dragons, should a man understand and appreciate their affection towards humans, and express his heartfelt love of dragonkind through his words and deeds, both the man himself and the jabberwock will recognize the challenger as a male worthy of satisfying a dragon. “Tea parties”, held by the jabberwock couples who visit this land and have their love solidified by putting the man’s love of dragons to the test, making use of Wonderlandian sweets and magic items in order to make the love between man and dragon ever more lewd, have become something of an underground craze here in Dragonia. Translation Notes: 1: PUNS! Did you guys know I love puns? Because I do. 竜, the kanji for "dragon" that is used as the catch-all for the dragon family of monsters, is also pronounced "ryuu" in its on'yomi, or Chinese pronunciation, which is the pronunciation most typically used for compounds (stick a pin in this because I'll bring it up again real soon). 留学生, "ryuugakusei", means "exchange student", typically one from abroad who is there not as a permanent transfer... AKA a foreign exchange student! 留 and 竜 are pronounced the same way! I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to express this wordplay in English, but at the end of the day I just went with "dragon exchange student" because it was the least tortured and because "dragon" and "foreign" are like... kinda-sorta slant rhymes. A bit. The one I was the most proud of was "scalorship student", but the world wasn't ready for that. Healing Goddesses of Water Ryuu Approachability: ★★★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★ A race of dragons with power so mighty as to control the weather and bring rain, even revered as “water goddesses” in the “Zipangu Region” far to the east– these are the ryuu. A huge hot spring town called “Ryuusen Village” sprawls across the eastern reaches of Dragonia, where it is known as one of the most famous tourist destinations in Dragonia, and many ryuu call it home. A large portion of them run hot spring resorts there. They love the sight of humans easing their weariness and feeling good in their hot springs, and depending on the time and circumstances may even come to men’s sides during their baths, offering them sake made from the sacred waters that they themselves have brought forth and diligently washing their backs. The origins of why a race native to the Zipangu region live in a distant land such as this in such large numbers date to a time as far back as that of Dragonia’s founding. When the empire was new, when Her Majesty the queen had only just sworn the oath of human and dragon coexistence and bequeathed it the new name of Dragonia, the scars of the Dragei Revolution still ran deep within the Empire. A particularly serious casualty was the land set ablaze by the privileged class of the Voli when they fled Dragei to obscure themselves from the dragons: the scorching “Eastern Wastes”. During the time when the dragons and humans worked together to rebuild the empire despite such painful scars lingering, a lone ryuu from Zipangu arrived. Summoning rain and dampening the scorched earth, and using her awesome power to unearth the source of a hot spring, the ryuu instantly transformed the region into the Ryuusen Village, a massive hot springs district where dragons and humans alike could rest their weary bodies. The ryuu, who made great efforts to heal both dragons and humans and was idolized as “Lady Tatsuizumi”1, would eventually mate with a man and bear many daughters– many ryuu. That is to say, the ryuu living in Ryuusen Village today are the daughters of Lady Tatsuizumi. Bearing a maternal presence inherited from their mother, these “ideal hostesses2” of Ryuusen Village seek to envelop the hearts of others as warmly as the waters of a hot spring. When a single man comes for a night at their inn bearing a broken heart, it seems that they will very often share a bed with him to try to heal his body and spirit. In this way, here in Dragonia, the ryuu’s serenity is equal to the wurm’s, but one must never forget that they are still dragons. No matter how agreeable they may be, deep in their hearts, they have pride as the “water goddess” daughters of Lady Tatsuizumi. They are ordinarily not the sort of girls to get violent, but if one happens to glimpse the sight of one bathing, this is not the case. To the ryuu, for another to see their bare bodies is tantamount to a violation of their dignity as water goddesses, and what’s more, something permissible only for their own beloved husbands. If by some mistake a man were to encounter them while bathing, the ryuu would be entirely driven by her own rage and insatiable lust. Her roiling emotions will never calm until she has claimed the chastity of the man who humiliated her, and made him her husband.

>>29987 Translation Notes: 1: This founding mother is called "Lady Ryuusen" in the original (machine) translation. Naturally, there is no furigana telling us how to read it, so we can't know for sure the "right way". I, however, have written it as "Tatsuizumi", and here's why: I wanted to avoid any and all ambiguity with the name of the village itself, due to the fact that in Japanese, the village is 竜泉郷, written with 竜 (our catch-all dragon kanji), and the name of the character is 龍泉, written with 龍, which is also the specific kanji used for this specific species of dragon. A Japanese reader would be able to immediately tell them apart as different, so we should be able to do this in English too. Let's get back to what I mentioned before about the 'Chinese pronunciations' of kanji- "ryuusen" would also be the on'yomi of 龍泉. The kun'yomi (or "Japanese pronunciation") would be "Tatsuizumi". On'yomi is, as I mentioned before, the standard reading for compounds, but, and this is important, not so much for names. For a real-world example, read as a noun, 高原 would be pronounced as "kougen", and refers to plateaus. Read as a proper noun, AKA a name, 高原 would be pronounced most typically as "Takahara". Yeah, Japanese is a tricky language. Also there's apparently a sake brewery called Tatsuizumi! Cool! I am giving you all of this information to back up my decisions because I am an autist and you'll just have to deal with that. 2: "Hostess" is a pretty meh translation for 女将, which refers very specifically to the female proprietresses of traditional Japanese establishments, but it's what I went with because it's what sounds the least clunky in English, even if I'm sacrificing that quintessential "this is a very Japanese thing" that 女将 implies. In the notes it goes. Unfulfilled Souls Dragon Zombie Approachability: ★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★★★★ There are times when especially proud dragons may end their lives as solitary beings, never having mated with a human man. In these circumstances, monster mana responds in kind to that most deeply-held lingering regret and amasses, causing them to come to life once more as dragon zombies. The pride they possessed as dragons, along with their reason, has melted away in exchange for a body whose decay has been halted by mana. All that remains within them are the lingering attachments and regrets that they never mated with a human man, and thus, an avaricious desire to breed with a man who crosses their path and have children. Dragon zombies are always in heat, and once they catch sight of a human man, they heed their instincts and attack him in an attempt to have sex. Since their reason has rotted away, their intelligence is inferior to the time where they were once dragons, but once one is captured by a dragon zombie, there is no escape from their sheer brute strength. Dragon zombies represent substantial danger to human men, but in Dragonia, the abundance of opportunities to mate with a human makes it so that dragons passing away alone is quite uncommon. In turn, witnessing such a peril within the Empire is exceptionally rare. But the same cannot be said of the Dragon’s Graveyard, located on the outskirts of the Dragonian Territories. It is where the remains of the dragons who fell victim to harsh training and military campaigns during the age of the Dragei Empire are buried. The Graveyard is constantly overflowing with the enduring sorrows and attachments of the dragons from that time who longed to build a good relationship with humans, and, due to the tremendous amounts of mana that were drawn to those feelings of resentment, all of the buried dragons were resurrected as dragon zombies. These dragon zombies still roam the dark, mana-thick haze of the Dragon’s Graveyard to this day, and if a human were to step foot inside, he would end up as the recipient of their long-held lusts. Those captured by a dragon zombie, as a whole, will never see the outside world again. That being said, the physical affection of these monsters, within whom lingering attachment to humanity and grief swirl together, is on one hand a greedy devouring of the man’s body, on the other an admirable thing where they are devoted to serving the man in any way. If the captured man is able to fill the sad void that fuels her actions with his own fuckrod1, little by little, the dragon zombies will start to regain their powers of reason, and hearken to the man’s words. Within the Dragonia Empire, fairy tales are often told about human men who conquer the ancient sorrow lurking in the hearts of dragon zombies, and build with them bright and happy homes. In actuality, there are cases where humans who have mated with dragon zombies in the Dragon’s Graveyard return to the Empire to live together after marrying them. These men, true saviors of dragons, are lauded as “dragon killers”2 by the people of Dragonia, and are treated similarly to heroes. Additionally, on rare occasions, a hatchling3 who lost their life during the Dragei era will be resurrected as a dragon zombie with a childlike form, and out of curiosity, will leave the Dragon’s Graveyard and wander into the city of Dragonia. While these young dragon zombies are still lustful, they do not actually pose much threat to a human. If you ever find yourself meeting a little lost dragon zombie, one option available to you is to try to treat them with love, holding no fear in your heart and understanding their underlying loneliness and heart that longs for humans. Translation Notes: 1: I know what you may be thinking- "wow, that sounds really vulgar in something that so far has had a very polite, professional voice! What a weird choice!" And that's exactly what I thought when I read 肉棒 in the original! 肉棒, literally "meat-rod", is a vulgar euphemism for the male genitalia. "Fuckrod" (or something similarly "dirty-sounding" like "cock") really is the best way to translate it, I promise I'm not pulling it out of nowhere. The original just saying "penis" doesn't capture the vibe lmao 2: Yep, this is literally ドラゴンキラー ("dragon killer", in English) in the original, so it was like that for a reason. This is almost certainly another bit of punning, because キラー can have a dual meaning, just like "lady-killer" in English. Another example specific to Japanese is マダムキラー ("madam killer"), which refers to a charming dude who specifically goes for older women; a cougar-hunter, if you will. So the double meaning that I think is happening here is both "MGE-ified version of 'slaying', meaning that the threat is gone" and "man who is considered popular and charming by dragons". 3: I went with "hatchling" because the original is 幼竜, another ~novel kanji compound~! Plus I wanted to avoid ambiguity. "Young" for a human can apply to teenagers, and "young" for a dragon could be like, 50. 幼 very specifically implies "very young", and in compounds for animals, refers to juvenile stages (幼虫, for instance, refers to insect larvae). Let there be no doubt in your heart for even an instant that these are dragon lolis. Gladiators Nonpareil Lizardman & Salamander Approachability: ★★★ Risk of encountering a wild specimen：★★ Classified as monsters within the lizard family, lizardmen and salamanders are known as the “star performers”, leaving behind incredible legacies in the annual Grand Tournament of Dragonia. During times of peace, they often refine their swordsmanship at the Dragoon Corps training grounds, which is open for use to those of the Dragonian Territories, or at the ruins of ancient battlefields; it’s not uncommon for them to challenge skilled adventurers visiting the area to a battle. The best chance to catch sight of them is, as one might expect, during the period in which the Grand Tournament of Dragonia is being held. When that time comes, they begin showing up in weapon shops and taverns within the Empire, looking for human men to participate in the Grand Tournament with them, and they’ll strike up a conversation with warriors they find promising. Simply being recognized and approached by these high-caliber swordswomen is a great honor in and of itself, and the yearly sight of cocksure warriors huddled together in taverns, nervously drinking while they wait to be invited has become a staple of Tournament season here in Dragonia. The men these girls strike up conversation with tend to be warriors already possessing a high degree of skill, but at times, the monsters of the lizard family may also come up to a greenhorn adventurer as if picking out a weapon that suits them at a weapons shop. The lizard family monsters of Dragonia also especially excel at teaching the art of the sword– by training a rookie as if he was a seasoned fighter during the short amount of time leading up to the Grand Tournament, they can make him into a worthy partner. If they were unable to get the results they were hoping for in the Grand Tournament, lizard family monsters will conclude that it was due to a lack of mutual understanding between them, and in order to get to know each other more deeply, will start to actively desire sex. It’s becoming common in Dragonia for these sorts of duos, after making love countless times and eventually becoming husband and wife, to achieve brilliant results in the following year’s Grand Tournament. The students of their training are not limited to humans, either. The majority of the dragons serving in the Dragonia Dragoon Corps were originally unaccustomed to human weaponry, and therefore their skills were rather poor. In order for these dragons to at times fight as knights themselves alongside the men, the Corps will call upon lizardmen and salamanders as instructors, learning from their superior swordplay and deep knowledge of the weapons used by humans. One of the strengths of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps is that they’ve learned their school of combat directly from many husband-wife duos from the lizard family that have been invited from other monster realm nations as instructors; it is all because of this highly practical daily training that, when faced with a variety of external threats, they are able to quickly and flexibly adapt to the situation and respond in kind. 【ADVERTISEMENT】 Instructors Wanted！ Lizardmen & Salamander Couples: The Dragonia Dragoon Corps is currently recruiting combat instructors to teach their techniques to novice mounts! All candidates must have confidence in their skill with a sword; confidence in sex with your spouse is a plus. On-site housing is guaranteed within the “Valley of Bonds”, the Dragoon Corps headquarters! Choose from three styles: a quiet cave, a city home in the Cloud District1 with incredible views, or a royal abode, repurposed from a former aristocrat’s mansion! For those far away: if you contact us via written correspondence in advance, we will send a dragoon for transportation needs. If you and your husband think that this is the job for you, please contact the Dragonia Dragoon Corps headquarters today! Translation Notes: 1: Do you get there very often? Oh, what am I saying- of course you don't. 雲上 is how it's written in Japanese, or "above the clouds", but this sounded less clunky. Also a reference to a place called "Dragonsreach" just really tickled my brain but good. (I don't have anything else to add, so can I just say that it's a really really cute mental image to think of all these tough guys being like "uwaah... I hope she finally notices me... uguu..." in a bar like blushing maidens? Because it is.) >Guide to the Dragon Family: The Relationships Between Humans and Dragons Dealing with a Dragon Meeting In Dragonia, where opportunities to meet and interact with dragons can be found all over, there are several things that one should keep in mind. Perhaps chief among them is being fearful upon one’s first meeting with a dragon, as was discussed in the description previously given on the dragon species. The danger that poses the greatest threat here in Dragonia is none other than the preconceived notion that humans bear of “dragons are terrifying beings”. If a human who is unable to dispel the image of the dragons of the age of the former Mamono Lords from his mind comes face to face with a dragon, it’s no great surprise that he would be terrified of their overpowering bearing and aggressive attitude, and end up drawing back in fear. However, no matter what attitude any dragon may take, their hearts are full of feelings of love for human men. To fear them, then, is in their eyes tantamount to being told they have no appeal as a female; a dragon who senses a human’s feelings of terror will be left with a deep wound in her heart. Moreover, there have even been times where these feelings can inadvertently lead to the stirring up of the dragon’s natural sadistic urges. It’s a not at all rare occurrence that, because a man approached with undue fright, an ordinarily gentle dragon has their passions ignited with thoughts such as “I just want to bully him1 by assaulting his body with pleasure!” or “I want to make it so he can’t live without me!” and in that aroused state, carries him off to her home. There’s nothing wrong with having feelings of admiration and respect for dragons, but in Dragonia, when you converse with a dragon, it is highly recommended that you are fully aware that keeping more distance than is necessary out of a sense of reverence is counterproductive, and that you treat dragons as if they are your close neighbors. Translation notes: 1: "Bully/torment" was unambiguously the word used in the original Japanese (虐める), ditto with "sadism" earlier (嗜虐性, although that word doesn't necessarily imply sexual sadism as 加虐性愛 does, more like, idk, how a cat is kind of sadistic in that they like hunting for fun), but I think we're all well enough aware of the lore at this point to know that this doesn't necessarily mean the same thing in MGE as it does for us. Ancient Forms The dragons of Dragonia, who usually take on the appearance of women, due to their immense power, are also capable of temporarily reverting back to the hulking draconic forms they once had during the age of the former Mamono Lords. In fact, one can witness dragons in this transformed state all throughout Dragonia. However, as was previously explained, when it comes time to interact with human men, a dragon’s heart is the very essence of a woman in love, and they may show some resistance to the notion of being thought of as “a symbol of great power”. For them, their ancient forms are the “aspect of power” within them, and is such a delicate matter that, depending on the species and individual, some may not want to show it to anybody except their husbands. For these reasons, wishing to see a dragon transform into her ancient form immediately after meeting her may end up giving her a bad impression; conversely, she could take it as an unabashed confession, as if what was said was “I want to see every part of you”. In other words, asking for such a transformation is equivalent to declaring “I’ll take full responsibility”. In this instance, even if you find yourself set upon by a frenzied dragon, please know well in advance that you did so at your own peril. There are certain risks attached to referring to a dragon’s fully draconic state, but on the day to day where they appear as women, showing interest in their horns and claws, or their large wings and tails leaves a particularly good impression. For dragons, one’s horns and claws are the body parts that most represent their pride as a species, and a man taking notice of them is proof that they are attractive as dragons. That being said, in the chances that one would like to build an even more intimate relationship with them, while the “draconic” symbols no doubt matter, what would be best would be to give their “female” symbols– their breasts, hips, buttocks, and the like, of which they are even more proud– your attention. Dragons tend to prefer a strong, unflappable attitude, so staring straight at these feminine aspects without any hesitation and praising them out loud without getting bashful is the first step towards an exceptionally smooth relationship. No matter what kind of dragon she may be, in her heart she can’t help but want to become close with the man she’s come across, and the clumsiness with which she fails to express that well is a part of a dragon’s appeal. When encountering a dragon here in Dragonia, it is necessary at times for a man to actively touch her skin, gently caress her breasts or buttocks while whispering to her about their charms, and be the one to guide the dragon himself. Dragon Marriage Most human men who have built up a close relationship with a dragon will, by mating with her and coming together in the “Pair-Bonding Ceremony1”, become a dragon couple recognized throughout the empire. A human man who has become the beloved companion of a dragon will receive powerful dragon mana countless times during sex and become an “incubus”, and in Dragonia, these incubized human men are officially treated as male dragons. From that point on, he wears a “Necklace of the Pair Bond1” crafted from his dragon wife’s own claws around his neck. The Necklace of the Pair Bond is, for the dragon wife, the mark of a happily married woman who has found the one and only male dragon for her in her lifetime, and for the man, proof that he is a gallant male dragon as acknowledged by a female dragon. The Pair-Bonding Ceremony is a wedding ceremony wherein the new couple exchanges necklaces with one another and puts them on for the first time; it has become customary to hold the ceremony at the top of “the Pillar of Heaven”, a tower that pierces the skies of the Dragonian Territories. In Dragonia, which cherishes its founding principle of the coexistence of humans and dragons, the Pair-Bonding Ceremony is a rite that demands precedence above all else. For that reason, a day this ceremony is held is always declared a citizen’s holiday, and in celebration of a newly married couple, and thus, the advent of a male dragon, dragons from all across Dragonia gather at the Pillar of Heaven in order to watch the ritual to its very end. The singular remaining element of the culture of the Dragei Empire is the “Dragoon Corps Parade of Triumph”, which is held after the necklaces are exchanged. The Parade, where members of the Dragoon Corps march, full of magnificence and valor, leading the procession of the dragon bride and groom to Her Majesty the Queen, is considered “the triumphant return of the dragons”, and there is no small amount of monster couples who visit Dragonia as tourists just to see this procession. And so, being watched intently by swathes of people both Dragonian natives and visitors, under the authority of Her Majesty the Queen, the passion of the ceremony reaches its peak when the pair exchange a kiss, pledging their eternal love. The dragon bride and groom, completely enveloped in thunderous applause, ceaseless cheers, and the amorous cries from monster couples who wound up having sex in the heat of the moment, finally embark on a new chapter of their lives. Translation notes: 1: I've elected to go with "Pair-Bonding Ceremony" and "Necklace of the Pair Bond", as opposed to what the original translation gives as "Couples Ceremony" and "Necklace of Pairing". This is because the word used specifically for both is 番い, which doesn't refer to a human couple, but an animal pair. "Pair bonding" is the specific term used in biology for species wherein mating pairs form strong bonds and typically/ideally mate for life. I found this highly fitting for MGE dragons!

>>29988 Legends Surrounding Dragons When evening arrives in the city of the Dragonia Empire, wandering minstrels arrive at the taverns and eateries, and one can enjoy their food and drink while listening to the yarns they spin of the magnificent love between dragons and humans. Of the tales told by these legendary storytellers, the most classic, and most popular, is that of the First Dragoon, Dell Row, and the founding of Dragonia. In the long chronicles of the coexistence of dragons and humans, a considerable amount of such grand sagas exist, passed down and told now as legends and fairy tales. And yet, the leading roles of the stories told by these bards aren’t necessarily limited to the heroes who changed the course of history. A great number of these tales, from “an adventure story about a young rookie dragoon who admires the heroes of old, working together with his mount to overcome the many obstacles on his way to becoming a full-fledged dragoon”, to “an epic poem about a greedy adventurer who wandered into a dragon’s nest in his search for treasure, who came to realize the value of love during his days with her”, to “a romance about a poor but compassionate youth who drifted to the Dragon’s Graveyard and filled a dragon zombie’s empty heart”, are all the fateful encounters of dragon couples living in Dragonia now, sourced from their own testimonies about their love lives. There are many gaps as species, discrepancies in values, and potential risks between dragons and humans. Men end up being attacked simply because of a dragon misunderstanding them, which is why they relay these stories– that one must learn how to act around dragons, that loving a dragon is not easy. However, it is because such obstacles and hardships exist that the romance between dragons and humans, and the time they spend together, make for such enchanting stories, possessing a spark that never fades away. When you meet a dragon here in Dragonia and feel that spark, eventually becoming husband and wife, the story of your love might just be told in the minstrels’ songs, another footprint in the story of the coexistence of dragons and humans etched into Dragonia’s history. Dragon Monsterization In Dragonia, it is not impossible for human women who have been exposed to dragon mana to end up monsterizing into a dragon, but such cases are exceptional; very few instances occur over the course of an entire year. This is because a human woman transforming into a dragon, a species possessing tremendous power even among other monsters, means that her body is the vessel in which high concentrations of dragon mana are poured into. If this happens, an ordinary woman would find herself completely violated by mana in the process of changing into a dragon, and she will be unable to maintain a dragon’s great pride… or to put it another way, a strong sense of self. If a woman who is flooded with these high quantities of mana has a “lustful” nature, it’s typical for her to become a race of monster more suitable for her needs; simply undergoing monsterization in a land such as this, where dragons are so close, is not enough to raise the extremely low chances of becoming a dragon. Regardless, here in Dragonia, there is a group of women in possession of a particular trait that, should they be monsterized, will all but guarantee their metamorphoses into dragons. These women are those who are called “dragon slayers”1. Dragon slayers, as the name might suggest, are master hunters who made careers and livings for themselves defeating dragons in the age of the former Mamono Lords. As one knows, the dragons of that time were exceedingly menacing, and exceedingly dangerous monsters. There were dragons so savage that one could not subdue them even when commanding a whole army, and they even toppled entire nations with their overwhelming power. Those who made their way towards such savage drakes’ nesting grounds, set up camps, laid traps, and after many long days of fierce battle eventually slayed them were none other than the dragon slayers. The dragon slayers of yore were legendary figures with power comparable to the “heroes”2 of today, and their deep knowledge of dragonkind and extraordinary weapons and magic that only showed their true power when facing them were the very picture of hope for humanity. However, after the ascension of the current Mamono Lord had brought an end to virtually all of the tyranny dragons inflicted on humans, the world around the dragon slayers, once lauded as heroes, changed as well. The rare ores needed for their clan’s ancestral magic, passed down for generations, the special tools for blinding dragons, the raw materials used in their traps, and of course, the cost of maintenance– be as it may that they were necessary expenses in order to defeat a dragon, it was no small sum for a country to pay one single dragon slayer. Even so, in the old days, when weighing the damages caused by a dragon with these women’s3 salaries, most countries determined it was slightly cheaper to keep a dragon slayer stationed than to remain in terror of the dragon menace. However, now that that menace is no more, the nations who once kept the slayers in their employ no longer needed them, and they even came to be denounced as “excessive power”. For the dragon slayers alive today, gone are the days of being hired by countries, and of being called heroes. They instead roam about the world, finding work as mercenaries and wild game hunters. What remains in their hearts is a strong desire to reclaim their prosperity as dragon slayers once more, and an iron will to prove their worth and restore their clan. The current “dragon slayers”, as it were, are simply the descendants of the slayers from their golden age, and even though they have the skills, many have never seen a dragon, let alone hunted one. When these women arrive in Dragonia seeking dragons, they are shocked by the current coexistence between their former enemies and humans, and as if aiming for that crack in their spirit’s armor, dragon mana penetrates through. This mana adapts itself to their bodies, possessed by the spirits of the dragons slain by their ancestors, with ease; due to a lifetime’s worth of obsession towards dragonkind, they maintain their sense of self, and end up monsterizing into the very beings they sought to slay. While now reborn as dragons, they have not lost their powerful urge to “claim victory over dragons” that they had when they were humans. So, in order to prove that they will surpass all other dragons, the “slayers” seduce human men with a passionate approach that utilizes their freshly transformed bodies to the fullest, and actively try to mate with them. All dragon slayers who have come to Dragonia in an attempt to hunt dragons to this point, without exception, have transformed into “female lizards” with happy homes, and are the envy of other dragons. The dragons slain by their ancestors during the age of the former Mamono Lords have often left curses upon them before returning to the earth: “some day, we dragons will prosper on the flesh of your descendants4”. Perhaps the image of former dragon slayers making love to their husbands as dragons themselves is due to the nature of the curse transforming along with the rise of the Mamono Lord: “some day, your descendants will ensure the prosperity of our dragon clan as female dragons”. Translation notes: 1: Once again, we've got one that is written in katakana as the English phrase "dragon slayer": ドラゴンスレイヤー. Interestingly, a reference to slaying dragons is in the history section, where the weapons of the elite army are referred to as of the dragon slayers, but that one is spelled 竜殺し, or "ryuu-goroshi", in Japanese. Therefore, it's reasonable to conclude that even though both refer to those who slay dragons, any old schmuck could have been a 竜殺し, but ドラゴンスレイヤー certainly refers to this specific bloodline. 2: These are the heroes that the lore discusses; you know, Wilmarina and pals. They're specifically referred to exclusively with the terminology 勇者. The term that I have translated as "legendary figure" here is 英雄, which has a slightly different nuance that is hard to articulate in a single world, but can also be translated as "hero" depending on context. 3: Even when referring to the old days, the dragon slayers are referred to as the plural feminine pronoun 彼女たち, which leads me to believe that this clan was basically matrilineal/matriarchal and that only women could be dragon slayers. 4: 糧, the things that the dragons are vowing to turn the descendants into in Japanese, has a dual meaning as both literal (AKA food) and figurative nourishment/sustenance. This is probably the pivot for the nature of the curse, and I tried to incorporate "prosper/prosperity" in both versions to create that sort of ironic echo. I also threw in "flesh" to try to make it a bit of a double-entendre. Like both "eating flesh" and "pleasures of the flesh"... well, you get it. Or at least I hope you do.

This is everything that has been translated until now. The section that haven't been redone yet are: 15. Tourist Information 15.1. [Dragonia Dragon Knights] 15.2. Dragonium 15.3. Dragon's Lifeblood 15.4. [Dragon Wing Street] 15.5. Necklace of Pairing 15.6. Dragon Orb 15.7. [Dragon's Bed Alley] 15.8. Magic Dragon Flute 15.9. Marriage Collar 15.10. [LongQuan Village] 15.11. LongQuan Buns 15.12. Bitter Holstaur Milk 15.13. [Gekirintei] (Reverse Scale Pavilion) 15.14. Dragon Steak 15.15. Ryudon (Dragon Donburi) 15.16. Mamono Realm Shelled Bug Fry 15.17. Dragon Spike 15.18. [Chain Store: Love Ride] 15.19. Couple's Fruit Mixed Juice 15.20. Pamumu 15.21. Chocolate Horn 15.22. [Tricoromille Dragonia Branch] 15.23. Dragon Sized Parfait 15.24. [Mamono Realm Bar Moonlight] 15.25. Mamono Realm Cocktail Dragoro Berry 15.26. Mamono Realm Cocktail Little Wyvern 15.27. Mamono Realm Cocktail Salamander Kiss 15.28. Mamono Realm Wine Char Dragonian 15.29. Mamono Realm Wine Drane Ronti 15.30. Mamono Realm Wine Alto-Eris Tiara 15.31. Mamono Realm Wine Lescatie de Rouge 15.32. Mamono Realm Cocktail Sun Light Moon 15.33. [Dragonia Arena] 15.34. Liliafrau 15.35. Marietta 15.36. [Dungeon Introduction] 16. Immigration Bureau 17. Dragonia Glossary 18. Afterword All the new translations will be added to the wiki when they're done. If you notice any typos or have any feedback, please respond with it.

>>29979 >It was japanese to russian mtl, then regular russian to english translation. Wait, is that the whole wiki, or just the Dragonia?

>>29991 That's Dragonia and Side II, and around three islands from side III. Oh, and the Ask.fm QnA is also mtl. The rest is regular japanese to english.

>>29992 So pretty much all the side stories. Either way, thank you for the good work.

I'm going to make Deonora my slampig

>>29994 Fate will find a way to cuck her out of being mere'd.

>>29988 i think dragon slayer is a much better title than dragon killer

>>29996 Dragon Layer is an evem better title.

>>29997 Dragon Slayer, Dragons Layer, not a big difference.

Let's get this over with, shall we?

I want to lubricate Oomukade leg joints with my saliva.

>>29988 >From that point on, he wears a “Necklace of the Pair Bond1” crafted from his dragon wife’s own claws around his neck. Neat

>>30001 >Bond1 Is that 1 supposed to be there? I imagine it's from a hyperlink

>>30002 The numbers are to mark the TL notes.

Cat + dragon = good? Extra tsun tsun or it cancels out?

>>30004 >Cat + dragon = good? Ever tried to herd cats? Now imagine if cats had wings and could breathe fire

>>30004 Dragons are already cats of reptiles.

>>30007 Well, controlling a herd is not the same as taming an individual. With the right incentive(heapats, scritchies, and golden fish filets) you can tame even the most bitter of catgons

>>30006 A firemage manticore?

Guys, I have a great idea. I'll get one of those shark-proof cages and you lower me down into the Hellhound pit. I'll stream the whole thing, it'll be hilarious!

>>30010 Why not add a bet system on who is breaking the cage first, anon or the hound

>>22339 Threadly reminder, there is currently an active CYOA story in the catalog. It just received an update the other day.

>>29988 >These dragon zombies still roam the dark, mana-thick haze of the Dragon’s Graveyard to this day I need to save these poor creatures...

>>30011 >the hellhound shows up with a camera of her own >it's an unboxing video

>>30010 Send me to the troll pits amd it's a deal.

>>30014 im doing my part, my wife and i collect their horns to make flutes to hand out as souvenirs

It would be really funny if an anon pined and overpowered a manticore, ruffling her mane while staring directly in her eyes, using her tail like a cheap sextoy, forcing deep french kisses, slapping her butt and bitting gently her neck...

>>29988 If the dragons were buried back in the old days then each individual mausoleum would have to be the size of a castle to fit the body. Imagine the renovation opportunities.

Would you eat some cold soba and drink sake with your nekomata translator and bodyguard on hot summer night in Zipangu ? It's not a vixen trap so no need to worry.

>>30019 >using her tail like a cheap sextoy The poison will get to you though, you're going to get addicted to it just as planned

>>30023 I will inject it into her too until we are two retards on the floor slowly fucking each other and cumming every 10 seconds.

>>30024 Anon you do realize that most species are resistant to their own poison right?

>>30025 Poison is if you bite her and get horny. Venom is if she bites you and makes you horny.

>>30025 You have to use catnip to counter manticores.

>>30025 I know but I feel like manti are dorks that wouldn't develop resistance to their own toxins since they're so "strong" and "fearsome". Otherwise I can pay one of you to make an equivalent

>>30026 So you're telling me to go lick toads

>>30028 Well if she's anemic or maybe had a birth defect perhaps she could be vulnerable...

>>30027 Catnip would work but it's missing the horny part, maybe if you laced apophis venom with catnip extract it could work.

>>30031 The horny is built in, catnip calms cats by making them dazed and horny. Catnip doesnt work on prepubescent kittens for this reason.

>>30029 Yes, always.

>>30032 Aaaaaaaah, catnip it is, let's be retard horny

Mmm, no, I think I'll pass on dragons still, double the dragonia tour ticket and give it to the next guy, far too dangerous for me

>>30036 How about dragon tourists in your homeland?

>>30036 but look at how CUTE leia is god I wanna call her CUTE to her cute fucking face. just over and over. imagine how much CUTER she'll be once she's blushing after I pay for both of our ice creams. then I'm gonna buy her a fucking sundress. and she'll be even cuter and when she finally gives me that genuine happy eyes-closed toothy smile as the wind blows through her hair I'll be enslaved by a dragon

>>29984 I need to hear this dragon's "ohoho"

>>30037 Plausible, but they'll be easily distracted by shopping that i could slip away with naught but a polite hello if we cross paths

Meow

>>30038 Sweet until the last few words

>>30042 Name a more iconic duo

>>29988 Zombie Dragon lolis mentioned

>>30043 you know damn well I just meant "in love with a dragon"

>>30046 Sure mate, sure

>>30044 You can't, they stared in the abyss and saw of devilish the AC is. Also black cat are hot

>>30050 >saw of devilish the AC is. What's so evil about the air conditioner? >Also black cat are hot Can't argue with that.

>>30051 It's reference to one of HP Lovecraft novel Wow, I thought that black cat from ancient Egypt were good but office lady goes hard too

Give me a name for bee

>>30053 Abigaëlle

>>30051 >>30052 It's called cool air. The liches would laugh at such an unskilled attempt to preserve one's body after death. And let's not even talk about how much shittalk he would get for not having an emergency refrigeration system. Amateurs.

>>30044 Jub-Jubs and the stump.

>>30053 Beertha(She has that name because her parents concieved her while drunk).

>>30057 Oddly enough I'm already writing a scene where she chugs honeymead and stars flying crooked because of the buzz lol But no >>30054 A bee gal might work better

>>30053 Tabeetha, but her friends call her Tabbee.

Here I am, listening to 80 JP, drinking wine and smoking a cig after harvesting my garden. Feels empty, not sharing it with a love one make it aimless. I don't know how you keep going but you inspired me to do same. I guess that if MGE is real, a Cheshire is doing the same, complaining on 4mon about it and all. All of that to say, thanks guys for making life a little better everyday.

>>30058 It's pronounced a be ga L, that's why I thought about it but it doesn't work in English

>>30060 Sorry, I'm going with Abigaëlle

>>30053 Abbie, Beatrice, Bianca for bee pun names. You could also do flowers instead like Daisy, Poppy, Rose, or Sunny (last name Flowers)

>>30064 Poppy? It's a flower?

>>30065 It's what opium is made out of

>>30065 Red flower, yes. >>30066 Be careful asking a lethargic Kiki for a glass of kompot.

>>30066 >>30067 The more you know

>>30066 I read this and thought >huh, which one, copium or hopium? ... damn.

>>30069 The succvirus brainrot is working

>>30067 I thought compote was like a liquidy marmelade.

>>30072 Same, fruits slowly cooked with a little bit of sugar and cinnamon

>>30069 Both so long as you have coin.

>>30072 Two different things.

>>30075 What's the Kiki's special kompot? Mushi pierogi soup ?

It's always scary swapping the components of an old Automaton for a new ones. Not knowing if her old system, barely running thanks to the digital equivalent of duct tape, is going to be able to handle the upgrade. "Surely even if something goes wrong i can just revert to the old pieces", you think to yourself, but you know that's not always the case. You fear seeing her go to sleep and then never waking up again.

>>30076 >Kiki's special kompot It's made from poppies, in a way

>>30078 Can't be bad if a kiki "maid" it

>>30076 Googled it, and apparently kompot is slang for polish heroine.

>>30077 Dark, can't you let her scan it first to see if it's compatible?

>>30077 for me I think the fear would be ship of theseus-ing your wife

>>30083 Not even her fully comprehends the intricacies of her own mind and body. It's easy for a new automaton, with all the newest technologies, but as she ages with you and changes, her own body is no longer the same as the grem ingeneers planned. Some might say i should just get a newer automaton and put the memories of the old one, but those people lack a soul >>30084 Humans ship of theseus themselves constantly.

>>30080 Makes sense, every Kiki is a POLISH HEROINE! And a dusting one, too!

>>30086 Every Kimi is a disgusting polish heroine? I don't follow.

>>30086 don't worry bro I thought it was funny

>>30086 >every Kiki is a POLISH HEROINE! Let's be fair, there are Kikis that are heroines of other nationalities. >>30087 Heroine = female hero, certainly not disgusting. Heroin = drug.

>>30089 I got the Heroine part, not the disgusting one.

>>30086 By day Anon is a kind hearted philanthropist who spends his days with his sweet kiki maid. By night he's a supervillain crimelord whose arch nemesis is a masked heroine wielding an assortment of cleaning supplies. Neither know of the other's secret. What will happen to them once the truth is revealed? Will kiki help her master clean up his act, or will Anon corrupt her into the dirty girl he knows she can be? Find out in our new series Midnight Meido, now available on Netdix.

>>30089 As much as I want to claim her for my country's representation, its really not, its more eastern, ruskis et al. I'll still probably do some Polish pics with her.

I AM THE MINOR GOD OF ROMANTIC CURSES! it is I who creates taggles and snags in the tapestry of fate! just watch as I curse this Kiki to have her fated love be prime househusband material! AHAHAHAHA!

>>30095 why are there so many minor love gods, shouldn't eros have this on lockdown?

>>30096 most of the minor gods born during the -dere heresy still linger about with small followings. it seems that as long as people fantasize about weird relationship dynamic, they're going be sticking around, so might as well get used to them.

>>30094 >As much as I want to claim her for my country's representation, its really not, its more eastern, ruskis et al. How about Sea Bishop? Not very obvious, but she is one. >I'll still probably do some Polish pics with her. Like this one? I'll be looking forward to them. Poprosiłbym o jakąś z mojego miasta, ale ostrożność/paranoja powstrzymuje mnie przed dzieleniem się informacją o konkretniejszym miejscu zamieszkania niż kraj.

Can't stop! She's just a soldier Can't stop! The endless war game Will begin along the horizon again today

>>30093 >ep 5 ends with both coming home after a hard night causing / preventing crime >Anon is feeling down that his plan to raid the fine mist plate factory of their new experimental "easy clean plate" they were developing for the military for use on low-to-no-maid operations >He was planning to steal it and either hold it for ransom money or keep it as a training plate for the little ones when the time came >Midnight Medio (forma da Liliowiec Kiki) feels proud that she managed to protect the morally grey plate that stood as an insult to the pride of all true maids but understood not everyone was so fortunate to have one and thus was a useful modern invention for the everyday house wife. >They both arrive home at roughly the same time, Anon clearly down and Liliowiec clearly beaming. >Upon seeing his Wife Anon instantly perks up having completely forgotten last nights battle with that accursed mask heroine. >Sweet scene of Anon smiling at the sight of his ray of sunshine and Liliowiec showing loving care for her master making him breakfast. >no typical raunchy scene at the end of this episode as it just ends with both of them cuddling on the couch watching a scene as it pans over to the kitchen sink >The plate Anon used completely cleaned off except for one large heart shaped stain while the plate Liliowiec used still dirty, but lots of heart shaped clean spots on it. tell me when Netdix has the cross over movie with mamano magi.

>>30100 >Liliowiec Please call her Lilia, my autism can't take this.

>TRAGEDY STRIKES IN RURAL COUNTRYSIDE >A human male wearing nothing but a straw hat and denim shorts with sandals has been spotted doing unspeakable things outside MGC this week. Witnesses report seeing the male farming a cabbage patch by hand and sweating in the oppressive summer heat, sparking controversy and outrage among MGC citizens. >"HE... HE'S WORKING! I... MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS!" - Kikimora bystander alleged to have been walking down the dirt roads when she saw the horrifying sight. >"I saw him drinking gatorade for electrolytes! That's awful! He should be drinking something better and nutritious like my breast milk instead! And then sit back and let me milk his cock with my breasts after! How can this happen?!" - Distressed Holstaur that lives down the road from the human male's farmhouse. >"Bruh this ain't it chief, bruh actually so mamonover right now. I've been blogging about this on Gremtok all day bruh, all my niggas seething with me for real for real." - Depressed Pyrow witness at the scene. >"*sniff* We've failed as a society... No human male should be out there torturing themselves like this. We were supposed to be their shepherds who cared for them, but we've let humanity down... *sniff*" - 90000 year old lonely Angel hag that runs the nearby Order mission. >"Honestly! All that energy and he puts it into physical labor instead of letting magic do the job! With that much stamina, he could be filling holes like mine instead!" - Succubus Karen commenting on the news from local Kikimart parking lot. >We here at Ratanews took this chance to approach the human male embroiling himself in the hard labor of farming and asked him why he was doing such acts, and he had this to say. >"I like it. It's pretty therapeutic, y'know?" - The Human Male in question. >We had to physically restrain one of our camera crew from jumping him then and there, and our entire team were crying tears of distress and agony on the way back to the news station. The situation is developing still. More at 11.

>>30102 wow I can't believe I made the mamonews all I wanna do is stay active so I can keep up with my wolf wife man leave me alone

>>30103 That reminds me. As a toddler I got into the local paper for kissing a goat at a petting zoo. Does that mean I am mana marked by a gote?

>>30104 Could the goat cast spells? Then probably not, but i'm sure you can use that story in any bar/sabbath building to at least get their attention

>>30104 I think you should try and find your local baphomeetups there's probably someone who's been waiting for you for years

>>30104 the petting zoo isn't as safe as they say it is

>>30104 Now the question is if you're destined for a big or a small goat.

>>30108 He's actually destined for a throat goat.

>>30102 Mamono can't stop me from working.

>>30105 I was like 2-3 years old; I only know it happened because my parents told me about it. So... maybe? I sure hope so. >>30106 Would if I could; I'd love to learn to cast me a spell or two. Doesn't even have to be like fireball or whatnot. Lil fireworks or a nightlight would still be stellar. >>30107 Sir, I think that is in fact the HEAVY petting zoo. It's next door to the regular one. >>30108 Smol, I hope. Smol goats cute and smol goats have spells.

>>30109 Nancy Reagan?

>>30109 Not that I'm complaining, but she doesn't look like a goat at all.

>>30113 And what are you, a goatologist?

>>30109 still fucks me up to this day how you take a dnd ghoul and make it hot it's neat that you can beat them by just fuckin' 'em in the pussy but I feel like the numbing/paralysis aspect could have been emphasized. "ghoul saliva is a neurotoxin that paralyzes and numbs all the nerves except those in the penis, which are engorged and made sensitive, so a man paralyzed by a ghoul who wants to make him her husband doesn't register her lovebites until the event is over." plus paralysis would give them some more power over those who would exploit that their vagina is super sensitive not sure where exactly it came from but I got it in my head that uniformly they have raspy, smokey sexvoices but I'm gonna keep on pretending they can do latter-day tom waits covers

>>30115 >shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhQ40R1wbwQ

>>30116 >they have raspy, smokey sexvoices My brother, you are a gem of a man. That is a VERY sexy detail.

>scrolling through prospective maids at the rent-a-mamonomaid hiring agency >kiki, kiki, shoggoth, kiki, shoggoth, shirohebi, shoggoth, shoggoth... >same ol' same ol' >ocelomeh??? >>30118 for some reason I also assumed it was just canon and generally accepted, but after rereading the profile there's just nothing about it I can only assume it came from an ancient greentext or something. I've had a blues singer ghoul concept stuck in my head for as long as MGE ghouls have existed

>>30119 >for some reason I also assumed it was just canon and generally accepted, NTA, but i thought that was the norm too. I think it just fits their scheme of seducing men with their throats, whether it be in the more literal sense, or as in their voices.

>>30061 >All of that to say, thanks guys for making life a little better everyday. Same anon, same.

>>30119 >>ocelomeh??? She makes some mean hot chocolate. >I can only assume it came from an ancient greentext or something. Probably. I knew it wasn't in the official profile, but I swear I could see Ghouls associated with sexy raspy voices before, just can't recall the origin. Either that or we got a case of Mandela effect.

CATS ARE NOT MAIDS

>>30123 Well, that's just wrong. Cats can be whatever they want.

>>30123 Good ones can be.

>>30123 the unlicensed maid epidemic continues

>>30120 >>30122 glad to know it wasn't just me because I checked, saw nothing, and was wondering if it was another alzheimer's moment >>30123 some of the BEST cats are maids "catgirl maid" is as quintessential as it gets speaking of catgirls, what I was thinking is >dude that owns like a dozen normal, mundane cats >cheshire finds him and decides to have some fun what happens

>>30127 Twelve cats is really too many cats for one Anon. Sounds like he's a hoarder.

>>30129 sometimes cats just adopt themselves

>>30104 If that were how it works I'd have a harpy wife by now because I got attacked by a pigeon as a child.

>>30131 I lost most of a finger to a horse but I DON'T like centaurs so I hope that's not how it works

>>30132 she's coming for that carrot

>>30122 I don't think KC has ever gone into detail what mamonos would sound like

>>30132 Been enamored with the story of Medusa for well over thirty years now, so maybe out there is a tsun snake waiting for me.

>>30132 Did you ever get the finger back?

>>30139 dont post offtopic bro

>>30137 how do mamono childhood friends even work at what age do they start searching for husbands

>>30141 you grow up together

>>30135 Miss Medusa cured my erectile dysfunction by making my dick hard as stone

>>30142 sure but like I got forcibly married to my h*man neighbor in her driveway at age 6 as overseen by and at the behest of her big sister but it means absolutely zero what happens if that's your childhood, but your neighbor is an ogre instead are you just locked in?

>>30137 I would like a wurm ADULT friend.

>>30145 she's a childhood friend. if you're an adult, she's an adult it's just that now you remember building forts in the woods with her and playing knight vs dragon with her and beating her ass in video games since you were a kid and that time you were both absolutely positive you could run on water because you saw how to do it in a cartoon

>>30146 Man, that sounds like it would've been fun as hell. I wish I really did have a childhood wurm friend.

>>30147 think, anon, think don't you remember catching lightning bugs with her, but the part where she didn't have legs meant she couldn't get around so well so you caught way more than she did and she started crying, so you gave her some of yours and you both had really meager jars full of lighting bugs but it made her smile? don't you remember going into that abandoned house that you were both absolutely certain was haunted, but now that you're an adult you just think "thank fucking god we didn't run into any druggies because that place was full of used syringes and broken beer bottles?" surely you remember the time you had to partner up for gym class so you teamed up with your buddy, and you did the back stretching thing and she accidentally flipped you all the way over herself and dunked you into the ground. she was crying, she thought she killed you you DO still have that VERY cool stick she gave you as long as you promised to use it against her if she ever lost control of her dark power and became the archdemon lord, right?

>>30122 Cute, cat girl are the best maids

>>30139 That was Rankin-Bass, who were basically overworked goblins.

>>30100 >Upon seeing his Wife Anon instantly perks up having completely forgotten last nights battle with that accursed mask heroine. >Sweet scene of Anon smiling at the sight of his ray of sunshine and Liliowiec showing loving care for her master making him breakfast. Touching scenes like these are what give people a reason to care about the characters and their motivations. He's a good master

>>30148 Is that Wurm a Zipangese smoker perchance?

>>30152 she wouldn't have picked up smoking if you'd just stuck by her side...

>>30153 Kek, it hits hard but if I was dumb enough to get into smoking like that, most mamonos would. Losing the sight of your loved one does that

>>30148 Honestly if an adult wyrm can uproot trees with ease a child and her limit breaking friend could probably handle a crackhead

>>30156 what if it was a crackhead red oni

>>30158 She should probably find a man instead of the needle. Possibly find jesus/Eros too.

>>30131 >>30132 >>30104 When I was a toddler, a mother goose thought I was one of her goslings and tried to get me to follow her into a lake, and I actually almost did until my mom realized and pulled me back before I stepped into the water. The goose got mad about it too. Am I MILF harpy bait?

>>30164 How does a goose make a kid follow her?

>>30104 As a toddler I went to a similar zoo like that but you get your picture taken while you get touchy with the animal. I was so scared of this small baby tiger that I felt like kept scratching me or something but my mom kept saying it's well behaved and I didn't believe her. I don't think it actually did scratch me though. So I guess that's my story with a childhood Jinko friend.

>>30165 Apparently by taking a few steps, turning around and waiting until I walked towards her, taking another few steps and waiting, and honking if I started walking away from her. Then chasing after my mom with her wings spread when she pulled me back

>>30167 It seems your destiny has been chosen for you

I pet a snake when I was little and were obsessed with them. Things have changed, miss apo will have to compete with miss Cheshire for being the best purple

>>30171 yeah but bunyip though

>>30172 She's in my top 3 so Y E S

'Yip hours?

>>30175 Imagine how long you would have to bathe a feral yip to get the grime out of her hair.

>>30176 Grim doesn't get stuck on Bunyip's fur, grooming is just a pleasant activity

Rats and mice are active animals, aren't they?

>>30178 Why would shampooing a yip and cleaning her hair be unpleasant? The clean yip at the end of the bath is just as much of a reward as the effort you put into cleaning her.

>>30180 I meant that cleaning her is a great bonding activity, even if she's not dirty

>>30179 If they don't exercise, they turn into nervous wrecks constantly on the look for some nebulous threat. Eventually some of them end up as schizo conspiracy theorists.

>>30181 You said yips can't get dirty. Who pays you to spout such obvious propaganda?

>>30182 Conspiracy theorist rats? In my walls?

>>30183 It's on her profile if I remenber well

>>30185 It says it doesn't lose its fluffiness underwater. Besides, everyone knows that the wandering scholar is a paid shill.

>>30186 >manticore does her usual spiel about the amazing tailpussy that will blow your mind >"buy an ad"

>Even though large tracts of Mamonoland and many old and famous mamono realms have fallen or may fall into the grip of humanity, and all the odious apparatus of Order rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. >We shall fuck in the seas and oceans. >We shall fuck with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. >We shall deflower all men, whatever the cost may be. >We shall fuck on the beaches. >We shall fuck on the breeding grounds. >We shall fuck in the fields and in the streets. >We shall fuck in the hills. >We shall never surrender. And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this realm or a large part of it were subjugated and cockstarved, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Bishop Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Eros's good time, the New World, with all of its chocokots, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Old.

>>30188 Actual fatherless behavior. Remember to raise your daughterus well anons, so they don't turn out like this.

>>30189 Does make you think about what the DL's husband is doing while the whole mamono vs Order wars are happening.

>>30191 Chilling in his retirement home. The days of being a hero are long gone for him

>>30188 >It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore monster works. <Jack... Jack listen. Tell me, Jack, when did you first become... well... develop this theory? >Well I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

>>30194 A succubus with a tradwife fetish becoming the most powerful being in the MGE universe is still very funny to me.

>>30197 Beware the tradcubus

>>30188 I read it in his voice.

Hope whoever making this comic still making it, haven't heard any news about it for a long time.

>You come back from work extremely tired >undress from your work clothes and jump into your bed still hungry >when you close your eyes, you can hear the noise of wet tendrils slowly wriggling towards your head >"No glimpses of the incomprehensible madness outside of our universe today shoggy, i'm not in the mood" >The bed slumps in disappointment, and then covers you snugly with its blankets, while you hear the sounds of frantic cooking in the kitchen.

They don't want you to know this, buy you can counter any aggressive and dominant monster by triggering their maternal instincts.

>>30198 >>30203 >Pushing normally gentle mamono to rape >Calming down agressive mamono into cuddly ones Which one is better?

>>30204 Tough question. Both are VERY good, but I think I'd have to go with the latter, as I fantasize more about cuddling with mamono than I do about having sex with them.

>>30204 Both are wonderful. Recently I've been thinking about ancestors of Holstaurs being Minotaurs that got the taste of maledom and really liked it.

>>30206 >Holstaur >Maledom My wardrobe is all red whenever I'm around holstaurs

>>30207 Oh, man, now I wonder if that would work on Ushis. >Anon wears all red on his way to the Ushi farm cut to... >Smug Anon in the ER (A&E for Euros) being attended to by Dr. Unicorn for SEVERE PELVIC INJURIES

>>30207 >Big buff Mino that submits herself to you and loves when you're in charge >Soft and curvy Holst that just takes what she wants It really is a tough choice.

>>30209 You need the spider cow who spider rapes you cowgirl style.

>>30209 >not fucking your wife in a whole month when she looks that good Is he gay or something? Ask for a massage to warm up if you're that down.

Finally Friday, remember to do your best at work today

>>30215 I don't work today, I'm going to spend it painting small army men. Maybe I will impress a dork mamono

>>30200 That project has its own thread on /monster/, the baphofag commissioning it posted an update last month

>>30213 It’s not REAL love if it’s consensual.

>>30213 Maybe she's not his wife yet and thinks he's being professional not fucking a farmhand girl.

If you let a shog consume your brain it is like having a cloud server but for your brain. It is much more efficient and safer to do your thinking inside shog.

>>30224 You make a persuasive argument. Tell me, do shogs support cats and catlike modes? I would love a lapcat (Shog) to pet while I think.

>>30224 I don't know man. Last time I tried something like that I ended up swapping bodies with a mindflayer and we had to get another mindflayer to come over and fix it.

>>30225 Yes, also shogs love to have an actual cat at home

>>30224 >it is like having a cloud server but for your brain I like Shogs, but this sounds like an argument against them. >>30225 How pettable does this one look?

Looks like someone from the cuckcord got triggered again

>>30228 Oh, my. She’s purrfect!

>>30228 >kiss here Finally, clear instructions for how cats work

>>30230 Nah it's not targeted, just spam.

>>30234 Oh no, it is targeted. It's common practice amongst these vermin to post CP then report it to try get the whole place deleted. It's definitely the usual suspects doing it since they cant post here for long without getting banned

The little spider jumped on my arm again, help.

>>30236 Escort it outside

>>30237 >Escort it A bit of a strange ask, especially in front of so many people. What do you think i am, a slut for spiders?

>>30238 Yes.

>>30238 You've already got one hanging off your arm and jumping you with impunity

>>30238 I think you're a nice guy and will do the nice thing of taking the little spider outside, putting her down gently and telling her to hug a cute boy from her class

>>30238 That makes me imagine an escort service of monsters in which you hire a monster as an escort, but the monster stays forever with you Ring fee not included

>>30242 >Mge escort service turns out to be speed wedding I knew something was fishy

>>30243 Or the other way around. >MGE escort service where you suspiciously end up always servicing the same clients >If you ask your "Goth" Centaur boss, she will just dismiss it with some excuse

>>30204 I'll take the former, but only if rape mode is an occasional thing I bring out with loving bulli. >>30241 Ah, the "you should fine a boy your age muchore handsome than an old man like me" routine. I hear that always gets junior monsters going. >>30244 Doing Eros' work, that cuck horse. Now I wonder how an Eros nightmare would look and how cloyingly sweet an Eros unicorn would be.

>>30244 >MGE escort service where you suspiciously end up always servicing the same clients So that's why I ended up with a hebi everytime

>>30246 it's fate

>>30245 >Eros Nightmare Takes you out on elaborate romantic dates in your dreams. While she's very forward in her dreams, she still hesitates somewhat to initiate intimacy herself, and she disappears at dawn, leaving only the scent of roses and a perfumed letter telling you how much she enjoyed the date and how much she wants to see you again at night. >Eros unicorn Incredibly sweet, to the point of diabetes. No matter how dorky or cringy you are, she always finds it endearing. Has pushed you against the wall several times, whispering into your ear things you are too embarrased to tell anyone, but is waiting for your confession.

>>30247 The last sentence before you get hebied

>>30246 >hebi hires you as an escort >really liked it, says she looks forward to spend more time with you >your next client is... the same hebi in glasses >introduces herself with a different name >decide to humor her and let her have the "first" date with a man again >your next client is... the same hebi with a temporary tattoo that makes her look like she's from yakuza >play along with her again and do what she wants >your next client is... the same hebi with a different haircut and a hat >tell her you don't mind roleplay, but it helps if she tells you beforehand so you can prepare <What are you talking about? >turns out your clients really were different hebis >they're not even related and don't know each other, their similarities were just a coincidence

>>30253 >Having several hebis now stalking you Oh boy.

>>30254 whoever bags the yamata no orochi is getting 9 hebis

>>30253 I will pretend to cheat with each and every one of them The sex will be amazing

>>30256 What happens if you get bluefired by two Hebis? It says you won't be able to feel satisfied without her, so does that mean you don't get to cum until both of them milk you?

>>30257 I guess it depends who blue fired him first After he creampied the first one then he has to do the second one

>sneak into ryu's shrine at night >set up a big mirror and a hidden camera >watch the hebis trying to fight their own reflections

>>30260 jubjubs also get territorial around mirrors when they see some big tit hussy trying to creep up on her man

What is an absolute MUST for you in a monster girl, regardless of species? Sexually, romantically, physically, spiritually, whatever-elsely.

>>30246 nah, you're actually just destined to be with a hebi. you specifically. go forth, be free.

>>30262 pronounced hips

>>30262 Cuddly and a little scary. Also has to be someone with a similar sense of humor to mine.

>>30259 I will creampie all of them

>>30262 Rapey

>>30262 Aside from common sense and all of the usual stuff you'd want in a partner, the main one would be love of physical closeness and cuddling.

>>30265 >>30268 good to see plenty cuddlechads present

>>30262 She has to have an appreciation for the art of storytelling, irrespective of whether or not she's literate or not. >quote from man who read stories to a primordial Lava Golem

>>30262 She needs to be a child with child-bearing hips and a fat ass.

>>30262 She needs a giant heart to love me with and enough actualization to have interests and hobbies outside of wife things so we can both enjoy a bit of alone time every once in a while. She should also have a sense of humor and be reasonably straightforward with her thoughts and feelings. Physically I like big tits, but so long as she's got something close to a handful that's negotiable. I appreciate a number of different personality and body types so those are the only real constants.

>>30263 you're right I should be with a hebi Afterall she said this is fate

Time to become a evil wizard that keeps messing with low level monster girl adventurers. No reason for it, I just feel like this is the career I want to go with

>>30274 Anondalf please

>>30262 Honestly, two things: fluffy and she's a sub or at least no femdom.

>>30274 >spawncamping rookie mgs I wonder how bullyhunters would've worked out in MGEland

>>30262 level 1 "you must be this tall to ride" is hobbies and a willingness and ability to share, engage with, and talk about them, and granting me the same graces. and honesty is a must the next level is a soft adult body and a love for cuddles. if I can get her to laugh and vice versa then great, and I love rambunctious fighty types and then ideally, she has no weirdass semen extraction mechanisms she insists upon, she's a huge dork with dorky hobbies like myself, and is maybe a little dumb (cute...) but not a bimbo. I like horns and fluff in equal measure, either is fine >>30274 do you have an escape plan when they come for your tower, or is that an afterthought? or are you just going to be a cackling from the shadows, haunting them at every turn, stealing away their treasures and leaving very rude traps, forever out of reach?

>>30279 >Sorry, hero, I was actually in a different castle.

>>30278 High level monsters coming for that dick as divine punishment by Eros

>newbie party of a lizardman fighter, witch M-U, lamia cleric and nekomata thief keep failing quests and gaining no XP because Anonok of the Black Spire keeps tormenting them >only advice they're getting is "just rape the son of a bitch" >but he's always invisible and flying

>>30280 >anon lied >he was not, in fact, in a different castle across the country >he was just hiding in the closet >laughs and eats popcorn as he watches the party struggle in their wild goose chase on his magical TV

wizards, not even once

employee turnover rate of cat cafes must be pretty high

>>30271 are you always the same guy or is this just a common sentiment?

>>30285 Call.it karmic payback for all the griefing wizards suffer in the hands of succs, imps, demons, snakes, any mg with hypnotism, any mg with telepathy, any mg really since wizards are nerdy lonely virgins and-

>>30287 I'm anon, you are anon, we are all anon.

>>30288 frankly, wizards deserve it >>30286 cheshire cat cafe, or jinko cat cafe?

>>30287 i think that but i don't say it much but i like woman of all sizes so it's not particularly notable

>>30290 >frankly, wizards deserve it >t. lizard noob seething at that wizard who keeps taunting and kiting her to KO like a dishonorable cur git gud shitter lmao

>>30288 God I wish a max level hellhound adventurer would raid my tower already.

>>30290 >Jinko cafe >It's a butler Cafe, not aaid cafe >Tigers in three piece pantsuits Oh no, I'm swooning

>>30288 Better to be a Wizard than a Warlock the only spells my patron taught me is embiggen and greater fortitude.

>>30288 plus there's all those rushdown, pin and silence strats

>>30277 no femdom is rare but respectable. being a monster girl enjoyer but not being into femdom must be tough, theres soooo much of it

>>30294 Anon, butlers are exclusively male. Whether or not a maid is wearing a suit is irrelevant, she's still a maid.

>>30285 Wizards are in at the moment. All the monsters are buying wizard hats for their husband and making them learn some low-level magic so they can do the whole 'warrior and wizard' roleplay. Get in on it while you can!

>>30292 you're mistaken, I just think problems should be solved legitimately with steel and thew, and that cheating at reality (literally lying to the cosmos about itself) is for losers and nerds I seek strong like-minded mamono to join me on my quest to create a world that runs on rule of might that we will definitely see to completion with no distractions, for sure >>30294 don't miss out on the sharp-eyed christmas cake white jinko who is very professional but is growing tired of the game and dangerously pent up after so long of holding back for the sake of her job

>>30299 i dont know about that, i think maids and butlers are more of a feeling difference than a gender difference. a butler has a totally different vibe to it than a maid.

>>30299 >Um, actually... Ah, my dear autistic friend. Anyway, I think mantises would work well in that environment as well. Probably liches too but it would be really weird to see one.

>>30300 Balrogs 100% treat wizard costumes as a fetish.

>>30300 are the witches and other wimpy, magically-inclined mamono picking up swords and still trying to be the warrior half? even if their husband is a warrior they ensnared?

>>30294 If I had a Jinko of my own, I'd have her wear a variety of outfits cause I couldn't decide if I want to see her in a suit or in a maid dress.

>>30305 >Balrog makes her husband wear the wizard robe and hat he adorned before they were married >He's surprised it still fits (he's gotten JACKED since they hooked up) >She's loving every minute <"Oh goddess, babe! Dig deeper! Dig more greedily!" >She did not pass but she still came really hard

>>30300 wizards become vogue as husband targets >an entire generation of warrior monsters are born with increased magical abilities inherited from their dads >they can cast minor heals, buffs and debuffs >next gen wizards complain about this new wave of monsters that resist their usual griefing bs >old school wizards: lmao git gud zoomers, when I was your age I used to pubstomp entire guilds! Wizards are such meta oppressing shitheads they ended up griefing their own future iterations. Love to see it

>>30311 it's always safest to assume that when dealing with wizards the end result is a net negative

>>30309 >Anon limps into work one day, barely hanging onto his staff <'Dude, what the hell happened?' >He looks up, more of a hollowed out husk than a man <'For ten days, from the lowest depths to the highest bedroom I fought the dreaded Balrog, until at last, I cast down my ancient foe and smote her orgasm upon the comforter.' >Coworkers just roll their eyes <'WE GET IT KEITH, YOU HAVE A WIFE AND A HEALTHY SEX LIFE.'

All this hate and for what? Because i wanted to supply the sabbath hospital with electricity? Because i help the homeless catgirl shelter with the heating? Is it a crime to entertain wurms with dancing lights?

>>30298 It's rare and the girls I'm looking for are not much into maledom but KC gave us tool, either fate, raw strength or good old raging mushrooms. The lack of content is more sad but since I don't write, I can't cry

>>30287 It seems to be a relatively popular sentiment, that combination of cute and lewd is particularly magnificent after all.

i go for str +fai build a wrestling priest that wanders around mge spreading the good word and wrestling evil have a wyrm nun as my companion

>>30318 the pear is powerful

>>30320 how bunny girls ought to be built with all their hopping power

>>30316 yeah, yeah. that's how they say it was at the start but they all inevitably go mad with power. all you have to do is scroll upthread to see the real wizard dream, tormenting innocent noobs and making their lives miserable >>30319 for me it's str/dex/con medium armor swordnboard me and my werewolf wander the world getting rich off of braving danger and immediately spend it on weeklong benders that land us in trouble which is just the start of the next adventure I do the cooking, she does the bushcraft, we both do the fighting, and neither of us do the thinking

>>30321 a proper hopper needs some jiggle upstairs

>>30322 ME an the wyrm go spread the word fuck up bad guys and make places better also we lift stones sometimes we prank fuckers by pretending to be from chief goddesses faith and sending fools to marry monster girls and say its her will

>>30323 Blueberry milk...

>>30323 do they smack her in the face with each step

>>30317 I'm also a maledom fan who likes species that aren't very maledom by default, I've even written a few longer greentexts in the past but I almost never seem to have the time to write out more of my ideas.

>>30323 its best for them to be flat reason being is that its better constrant to their massive jiggling ass and thighs

>>30326 >exp farming jiangshi by running in a circle until they knock themselves out

>>30328 subcutaneous fat stores all pull on each other though when they're going the same direction, as they would whilst hopping huge tits would only enhance the ass and thigh wobble plus, this gives her an additional form of attacking straight out of a hop. few men could withstand having those things dropped right on top of their head. huge tits is an evolutionary advantage

>>30275 A wizard is never a premature ejaculator, nor does he have erectile dysfunction. He always cums in his wife exactly when he wants to.

Imagine your town gets invaded because you decided to (as a joke) petition Lescatie, Royal Makai, Dragonia, the nearest Eros church branch and basically every other monster state within reach for a "humanitarian intervention" against singledom not expecting they'd all actually show up. Imagine the chaos.

barb's been very active lately

>>30334 Do chocogoats give chocomilk?

>>30333 it was going pretty routine until the wonderland incursion

>>30333 >monstergirls now outnumber single men 3:1 >single monstergirls request a humanitarian intervention against singledom to all neighboring human kingdoms >too many arrive >the cycle repeats >hometown keeps getting bigger and becomes the crown jewel of co-existence

>>30322 This is discrimination. I've done nothing but spread happiness, and yet mamono judge me based on what others have done, instead of my own merits. I can't help but to think they want me to be evil.

>>30334 Desert bapho preaches the wonders of little brown girls and translucent white veils over dark skin

>>30334 I want a Troll and a P'orc wearing that desert outfit

apartment gargoyle discovers that one of the tenants of the building she roosts on has been single and masturbating every single night for the last 20 years

>>30341 He must be an extremely powerful wizard if he managed to evade her and other monsters for this long.

>>30340 For me it would be a loli Pharaoh and a loli Apophis

>>30345 needs more water zombies and aquaghouls

>Wake up >Have sudden, intense urge for tiger girls I am being gangstalked by Big Jinko, I just need the evidence to prove it.

Cheral's discord buddies at it again trying to get the site deleted I see

>>30347 you probably won't be able to prove it until she proves it to you your only hope is to set out a box. a big box. she won't be able to resist it. then make a stick-and-string trap with another, bigger box to trap her in it it works on all cats, no matter the size

ms candlegeist is pretty cute

>>30351 Wanting to feel useful is relatable. Candlegeist would be very caring towards her master with low self-esteem.

>>30351 yeah. little high maintenance though, even among mamono perfect companion to a dungeoneering husband

>>30351 Do you think if she drank some fragrance oil her wax would take on it's scent for a while? Imagine giving her a perfume bottle as a gift, and then she just wordlessly quaffs it.

>>30358 This but with Cheshire

>>30358 she get all hot and melty during sex and you wake up stuck together

>>30351 >>30355 >>30356 >>30358 >>30360

When I was a kid I loved playing with candles and getting melted wax on my fingers. FORTUNATELY I'm also the anon who kissed a gote as a toddler so I am immune from the warm embrace of Miss Candlegeist.

>>30359 I feel like this post could be in reply to any post ever made

>>30358 I could imagine a Candlegeist wanting to share the smell of her partner, but would prefer to have a scent he would enjoy. Essential oils must be popular among them. >>30359 Cheshires don't glow and I wouldn't trust one that does.

>>30363 Yeshire. But in particular, who doesn't want a cheshire to quaff a bottle of perfume?

>>30365 it probably wouldn't be very healthy for her but it would be in character >>30364 CIAshire...

>>30365 Does she rub mouthwash on her armpits too?

>>30366 >it probably wouldn't be very healthy for her Gee willikers, Miss Chesh, your pee smells terrific!

>enter the pie making contest in MGC >get destroyed by Miss Troll who places first with her cherry pie while I come in fourth place >enter the pumpkin growing contest in MGC >my small pumpkin falls in at like ten, while Miss Gnome wins with her pumpkin she grew so big a truck was needed to transport it >enter the arcade fighting game contest in MGC >finally somewhere my skills shine, I school all these poser- nevermind Miss Grem annihilates me and wins the prize money >enter the skateboarding competition in MGC >break my hip while some zoomer Pyrow wins with her sick moves, earning the ultra rare tony hawk signed monster energy shirt despite not knowing who he is >enter the knitting contest in MGC >honestly don't know what I was thinking, I can't knit for shit so some 90000 year old fox hag knitted for me out of niceness and I won but I mean, she did that not me so it doesn't count as a real win >enter the medieval reenactment jousting competition in MGC >...surely I can win this one, jousting is a proud human tradition, these monsters don't know shit about it, they lack our human zeal >get sent flying out of the reenactment grounds by the Dragon knightess opponent I faced FUUUUUUCK I hate these Monsters, they're all so much better than me! You just can't beat them in anything! I give up. I hate Monsters. I am leaving, I am moving out of MGC. I will never look at a Monster again! They have humiliated me for the last time...

>>30369 druella usually sweeps knitting and penmanship contests

>>30369 if you got washed by a gremlin that's a skill issue they're all zoner players but they have NO patience and will just do that thing where they give up their strong fullscreen gameplan to run straight into you because you're just sitting there blocking and they get bored then you 360 them a couple times and they explode in real life

>>30369 Humans do pretty well at the petting, brushing, and grooming competitions. Have you considered doing any of them?

>>30372 Those aren't real contests! That's just Monsters trying to get humans like me to show them affection so they can rape me later! There's nothing competitive about petting a Hellhound! Anyone can do that! I could go pet the Hellhound girl over there down the street from me but that doesn't make me a winner, she'd just rape me afterwards anyw- Oh god she's looking my way... She's looking my way. I'm getting out of here. I'm leaving. I'm- fuck she's coming after me. SHE'S COMING A

>>30374 If you can hear me scratch behind the ears and at the base of the tail it puts them into factory reset so you can at least get to a neutral position

some people, I swear if I saw a hellhound I'd do my petting duty with a smile on my face

wyrm girls are cute i like seeing them frolic about and be cute and dumb then make a little entry about the herd

tragically, they had to outlaw #1 Mom/Dad and #1 Husband/Wife shirts they were causing far too much conflict between mamonos unable to accept another woman's husband wearing a #1 Husband shirt conversely, "I'm Fucking Stupid" and "I'm Stupid" shirt sales have skyrocketed, but tensions are mounting over many reports of misunderstandings, and they are due to face similar restrictions me, I think this is all a ploy to ban the sale of shirts altogether. wake up weresheeple, don't let Big Sunscreen control your life OR your wife. think of the vampires and other sun-sensitive mamonos and fight back

Well time to go to bed, have nice dreams with your auntster by your side and have a nice weekend guys

>>30379 Why are there so many Danuki Auntsters?

>>30378 This is why you buy species specific novelty wear instead of generic >t. hellhound wife and wears "I Fought the Dog and the Dog Won" shirt

>>30381 >buying a shirt for the specific purpose of having it torn off

>>30377 Wyrms don't travel in a herd. They're a Wyrmering.

>>30378 >they were causing far too much conflict between mamonos unable to accept another woman's husband wearing a #1 Husband shirt >No, my husband is better! He satisfies me every night! >No mine is! He does that too and cooks breakfast for me in the morning! I'd pay to see mgs squabbling like this kek

>>30380 Because nobody likes them so they have to prey on family members since early age

>>30384 >the husbands can't even just walk off to a bar and let them fight it out while they share a beer and some quiet time because then they're two dudes walking into the same bar both wearing #1 Husband shirts >>30385 don't be mean mamonos lurk these threads you know

>>30386 >mamonos lurk these threads you know I hope a vicious oomukade is lurking the thread and decides to visit me!

>>30387 they are always lurking and have IPs shown so they know who's who, but unless something's changed they can't post or do anything yet it's just a barometer for the Great Joining and a way for some anons to get picked ahead of time via a funding auction they bid money to fund the portal and whichever girl has majority share of an individual anon gets him when the time comes. shares are also on the UI for them, so good posts that make a mamono want to "buy" you drive share sales, which drives the funding of the portal >source? I'm an expert

>>30385 >they have to prey on family members since early age Living the dream, I wish that was me though

>>30376 She's a good girl who deserves pets.

>>30382 Monsters do it with pantyhose all the time. >>30388 Please give eel. Let my entire house become a slip n slide. I need it.

>>30390 indeed, it is so some might say they even deserve the most pets for being such good girls >>30391 make a longwinded post detailing your love for unagijoro make it like you're shouting that love from the mountaintops ignite their passion for you with your passion for them tell me all about it how do you meet your eelwife? what do you do after?

Have you tried the get raped speedrun. We win those easily.

>>30393 Meant for>>30369

>>30393 I can't win those because I keep consenting not sure how to fix this

>>30395 Knock yourself out with alcohol, you can't legally consent when knocked out.

>>30396 but I want to love mamono

>>30392 >make it like you're shouting that love from the mountaintops Not my vibe, friendo. I'm more of a holding hands and whispering sweet nothings while our foreheads touch kind of degenerate, but I do think about eels a lot. I headcanon that every "accidental" slip their husband takes is actually calculated and eels have a with they don't usually let others see. Paired with a bit of playfulness it sounds like they'd be wonderful women to be with as if the slippery tradwife schtick wasn't enough. I haven't thought much about how we'd meet, my mind always skips past that part. I'm a sperg so an ol' fashioned slip to break the ice is just what Dr. Horsepussy ordered. I have this recurring daydream of me being a farmer somewhere by a river (I know nothing about farming but the vibes are immaculate), being picked up by my eel wife after a long day, walking home flipper in hand and having a bath together before some festival or another. Just a nice comfy life with a comfy but still fascinating girl. I could probably also be amphibious myself if I had to be. Oh, and slippery nuru sex. Lots of that.

>>30369 Have you tried the depression tournament? We always win, even against hags

>>30398 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zELof0Euc90

>>30383 What do you call a Wurm with wanderlust? Whatever her name is. Wow, what a terrific audience.

mamono-run casino

>>30400 The melody of love.

>>30405 Imagine Creeping Casino Chips

>>30407 Gambling is scary enough as is

>>30334 Echidnas aren't that scary once you get to know them.

Hags falling for the "LONELY MEN NEAR YOU" scam again.

>>30183 i i Anubis stuck to the ceiling

>>30412 Or a Mexican anubis.

Hebis are the most dignified and purest mamono of them all

>>30411 i foresee no consequences to fleecing elderly mamano

>>30415 They are too tech illiterate to do anything about it.

>>30378 >hire a hakutaku to tutor your son >she starts wearing a "Your Son Calls Me Mommy Too" shirt

>>30414 Not sure if true.

>>30418 Then which one would it be, in your opinion?

>>30414 >>30418 I feel like hebi's skin would taste like soft peach

>>30419 I think we all know who is most dignified.

>>30418 Of course they are They are very innocent and would not ever ravage their husband

>>30422 I will still pretend to cheat on her

>>30420 their sweat would taste like honey

>>30423 >pretend I will fuck so many hoes behind her back, that she will turn into a horned snake

>>30423 >>30425 You are both terrible people and I sentence you to mine for Cait Siths to marry in the Sith Mines on Planet Sith.

The heat... the all-encompassing heat...

>>30427 Drive us all insane, we must kill the sun

but sometimes Eros gives you what you need instead of what you want

>>30429 What I want: Cuddles What I need: To be Bussy Broken

>>30429 What happened to her horn and eye?

>>30431 Last guy escaped

>>30431 Tragic stamp-collecting accident.

>>30429 No, not Eros, my only hope...

>>30430 Does that means what I think it means?

>>30427 Here.

>>30436 Whoah, three scoops. Sure hope she doesn't drop any on her chest ahaha

>>30436 Hellhound could be almost cute, almost

>>30435 Boy, you've sure got me pegged!

>>30432 Poor Ryu. Must have been traumatic for her.

>>30440 I'm more worried about the guy; she most likely killed him in a nasty way.

does anyone know any good artists that have comms open and are knowledgable-ish about mge? im wanting to get a character as a mindflayer drawn

>>30442 Nav

>>30385 >being a 12 yo boy at home with your family >during dinner your auntster gives you a nipple slip >later that evening before bed she flahes you her fat fucking titties in front of you and gestures you to accompany her to the shower Tell me you would be able to resist such impulse, because there's no strength in myself to say that I would say no to that

>>30442 Depends what style you are looking for Lionrion, Kaze, yerb, Skai, Leona

>>30446 That echidna is beautiful, kinda odd how the "mom" gacha mg gets so little art of her actually being a mom

>>30442 It's a shame that there isn't any comm artist list. Skai has drawn some tentacled girls, but it's unlikely you'll get your comm anytime soon. https://x.com/Skai_Art Jeff has his open, and he's pretty fast, at least in my experience. https://x.com/jeffodraws Yerb also has comms open. If you need some cute stuff, i'd go with him. https://x.com/yerbmeow Else, you'll just have to go through the mindflayer gallery and see if you see any @s you like and look them up on twitter, or look the image up in google.

>>30446 NTA, but putting the images in the same order as the names would have been a good idea.

>>30449 True, still you can see the watermarks on the images Execept for Leona

>>30444 Now, i wouldn't hesitate. At 12 years old though? O'd have been confused and laughed at her because she looks weird, causing irreparable damage to her self esteem.

>>30444 >12 yo boy At thar age I remember going full mast just by ogling those people magazines with Pamela Anderson on them that my classmates carried around to school, I bet a nipple slip would have made me cum instantly before even knowing what cumming is and a full flash of a nice pair of titties would have made me explode

>>30442 karbo

What monstergirl would teach you to be as lazy as possible?

>>30457 Ant Arachnes are all about taking it easy.

>see undead grizzly >"Guess you could say this one is pretty bear-bones" >get raped.

>>30458 We need a chimera out of giant ants and ant arachne to create the ultimate efficient being. Too laborious to leave work undone, but too lazy to do anything but the minimum required.

>>30447 hebi has taken over as the new snek mommy

>>30457 probably Kraken they seem super chill

>>30410 yeah but then you discover they're all baby crazy nut jobs

i am a machine that turns wyrms into pregante wyrms

>>30463 Put a baby in them so they stop being crazy

>>30465 you should never feed a gambling addicts addiction

>>30466 90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big, and snekmomma didn't raise no quitter.

>>30467 she just knows she'll get that lim or son pull, just one more baby

>>30468 But who's going to raise all those children? There needs to be some moderation.

>>30421 Massive law bringers >>30436 They're SUCH good girls! >>30462 I imagine them being a bit ditzy as well. It's a good combo.

>>30428 the summer heat and sun is necessary for contrast and without it we'd NEVER have mamono beach episodes or sweaty mamonos being miserable in front of fans eating popsicles

>>30469 their older siblings. Dont you know how extended families work, anon?

>>30471 Just introduce that Anon to Dark Demon Realms--it's exactly what he's looking for! Also full of gothic architecture and sexy gargoyles.

>>30472 That just sounds cruel. Sire they can help out a bit, but pumping out children just to not raise them doean't sound great.

I'm going to pick up hags at the bad end bar and then dip on the last minute.

>>30477 just for that I'm going to be extra nice to the widowed old succubus next door who always calls on me for handyman garbage and turns a "can you help me with something real quick" into 6 other annoying little favors she's "too short" for in spite of having wings or "too weak" for or "just needs a hand now and then"

>>30479 Anon, are you sure that she's really a widow? Mamono mate for life. Mayhaps she is actually a SECRET SPIDER?

>>30480 he must've reincarnated

>>30481 Lying spider hands typed this post

magical monster girl and im the random enemy number 3 who somehow gets lots of screen time for some reason a lonely 24 year old who fucks around on the interent and likes going outside to have fun and i somehow keep bumping into magical wurm chan every time i go out but we dont know that and we hang out constantly teasing a relationship but we always stop right at the perfect moment

>>30483 Magical Wurm Chan is too cute for Random Enemy Number 3. I ship her with Jon Cena.

If you milk a beelzebub and turn the milk into cheese, would the cheese taste like Casu martzu?

>>30484 but then shes all alone seen john cena isnt seena there

>>30471 True but I wouldn't mind a permanent winter town, with only half of spring, autumn and winter

>>30487 It's like talking to a Marx brother

>>30486 Yes better than the more realistic way to make it. It's not even really good, I don't get why my grandpa love it so much.

>>30471 i like when ice girls are wearing bikinis in blizzards. they can still hang out on frozen beaches

>>30489 I want to flirt with eastern European fox by lightning my cig with her, kinda like a wired kiss

>>30488 permanent winter IS kinda nice there's nothing more comfy than cold, dark, hard stone covered in snow lit by warm orange fires I want to live in an old secluded northern castle ruin and warm myself by the fire with my wolf wife

Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't working, that's the way you do it Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free

>>30494 Life with Gandhavara is like a Bollywood movie, any moment in your life might just become a musical sequence

>>30494 do you think they actually have horns under the headpiece or are those just ornamental? and what is the purpose of the fluid in their necklace?

>>30496 Horns are ornamental. Fluid is likely some form of perfume.

>>30497 So the spiky nipples are ornamental too? Damn...

>>30491 Ice girls do reverse tanning, where they absorb little snow particles on their skin to become whiter and smoother.

>>30494 nobody talks about gandharva tails and maybe they should

>>30500 What's so special about them?

>>30501 long, lustrous, pronounced. tail feathers are often neglected on harpies

>>30502 I think about grandharva often, they're too underated but they're not my thing, more like a background character

>>30502 Not every bird has long and luscious tail feathers. Most of them are short. You'd need to look for something like a harpy-of-paradise.

>>30504 a lot of designs completely omit them it's tragic

>>30495 She's Indian too, so it fits

italian alraune who flowers as tomatoes and is unfortunately very italian and her vernacular is laced with capiches and prontos

>>30506 well yeah, if you want the other kinds of musical you get a phantom

>>30507 but tomatoes are a new world fruit

>>30509 listen pal I don't make da rules heah

>>30505 Artists forget stuff like that all the time, or they omit it out of laziness. Can't count the times people forget to draw the tail on beastgirls, even when drawing them from the back

>>30511 omitting fluffy tail isn't just an error, it's a fucking cardinal sin

>>30512 I agree, but not all of us have gone to MGC artschool and studied mamono anatomy.

>Squire Scramble >Some think that Dulluhan’s would chase after knights but that couldn’t be far from the truth >They want the Knight’s squire >Squires are already trend to the basic needs of a knight >Why not take them for their own uses >It would be a waste not too >Most squires are taken in by a Noble Dulluhan and are given important duties >These duties include bathing her, keeping the bed warm, attending fancy balls with her, satisfying her needs, meeting her parents, surprising her with a puppy, fathering her children, and so many more.

>>30513 i wouldn't want to miss out on all those hands-on anatomical education opportunities

>>30515 >keeping the bed warm This one is especially important, given her undead constitution.

>>30513 sure but I feel like people who like beast girls all love fluffy tails and wouldn't ever omit it. it's as key a charm point as fluffy ears and fluffy paws and unfluffy fangs I sure don't ever skip it. I'm not much of an artist though, I'm a fuckin fraud

>>30494 Am I going mad or does she have more thigh than normal?

>>30457 a mindflayer

>>30519 Big fluffy tail are VERY important

>>30519 >wouldn't ever omit it Not every artist is a dedicated mofubrain. And I'm sure you are not a fraud. >>30520 Compared to what. That's the encyclopedia pic.

Is there a character who you think about as a monster girl a lot? If so, who, and what species?

>>30524 I know its the encyclopedia pic, i mean it looks edited to make her thighs show more. as i said though, i think im going mad. either way, she looks better now.

>>30517 It’s incredible important for the squire to keep the dullahan warm, he may be required to perform warm up “activities”.

Imagine horny brats with exotic skin tones wearing see-through lingerie and seducing you, looking smug while letting you stare at their flat chests, fat butts, fat pussies and sexy anuses in their variety of lewd colors until you can't take any more.

>>30527 Like helping out with stretching?

>>30528 kicking them at least 40 feet away, probably towards you so you can have them i guess

>>30529 anon got an eros gig teaching yoga

6'6" busty curvy gremlin, the final result of her finest invention, with an online gamer temper and vocabulary

>>30528 Too much to handle, let's start with a mildly smug brat in a bikini instead.

>>30529 “Horse riding”

>>30504 Eurasian magpies have quite long tails, no need to look that far.

>>30508 Speaking of music, I wonder what's popular with pyrows. I bet it's absolutely obnoxious, whatever it is.

>>30500 Will always disappoint me how the Phoenix has the dumb tassels instead of a glorious tail.

>>30528 Exotic skin tone erotic

>>30540 it do be like that

>>30536 They're still on phonk edits

>>30540 >Exotic skin tone erotic Especially when it's loli nipples poking behind hair thin white silk

>>30540 True, imagine snuggling with them during a chill night at the apophys's palace after a hot bath and a delicious dinner

how much would the typical wyrm weigh? how much would the typical lamia weigh?

>>30545 Given Lamia would be able 10 meters in length from tail tip to human head, they’d weigh about 350 to 450 kg easily. Wyrms would weigh more by at least a hundred kilos given their heavy scales and big meaty claws.

>>30545 1-2 tons for a lamia, double that for a wurm

>>30545 The yerba mate Apophis got this. Wurm of equivalent length might be heavier because of denser muscle mass.

>>30548 >internet dude social media RPs as a monstergirl for other dudes man that's still weird every time

>>30549 Wait until you hear what you do when you write fics.

>>30551 writing about characters is not the same as inhabiting a character

>>30548 >>30547 gentlemen, this is why we lift

do u like wurms from the land or from the swamp?

>>30553 Earning a forklift license is more feasible.

>>30554 mountain wurms seem more fun and there's less insects but crocs are basically just swamp dogs and a swamp wurm is basically just a really long crocodile which means she's basically just a swamp dog but long, so they're probably fun too, given that canines are the best

>>30554 do wurms notice terrain?

>Driad uses one of her branches to make a bow for her husband >Dragon turns one of her horns into a warhorn as a proposing gift. What other cool stuff like that can you think of?

PROTIP: to defeat the Lim, fuck her until she cums

>>30555 You can't feel your wife's breath hitch from a forklift cab, you can't feel her worm her way deeper into your clutch, you cant feel the beauty and warmth radiate off her as you clear a threshold with a bounce in your step. You vill do the zercher squats You vill princess carry your 3000lb snake wife

PROTIP: To fuck the lim until she cums, first defeat her.

>>30559 >>30561 But I keep cumming before I can even touch her. What am I supposed to do then?

mamono hot spring that's split genders but only for the specific purpose of mamono getting up to peeping mischief it also publicly disallows sex but that's just to make them sneak it in which is more fun the only punishment is light bapping and being told to cut that out the "rules" also serve to draw men in who go hoping to be left alone or do peeping of their own there's a legend of one specific hole in the dividing fence that if eye contact is made through it, the person on the other side is your one true love

>>30562 throw a rock at her

>>30564 It closed after "incident". That poor cyclops...

>>30562 think about fond memories of your mother and you can power through

>>30560 Yeah, but your wife can't buy you one of those novelty birth month forklift driver shirts if you don't have the certification and no amount of squats will let you produce the same noise and rumble as an IC forklift engine.

>>30567 It backfired and lilim aura has caused me to develop a mommy complex towards the lilim. Now I can't stop thinking about the lim whenever I try to think about my mom.

>>30567 Oh, no, now I cum whenever I think about my mom!

>>30569 >>30570 you knew you were going into mamono world and you didn't invest any points into WIL?

>>30571 I put all my points in Tax Evasion!

>>30571 all points in strength

>>30572 understandable but honestly you should have expected that to attract monstergirls that would target your weaknesses because that just makes you a high priority target >>30573 definitely works at lower levels but at some point you gotta start investing in some defenses once mamono tactics start diversifying at later levels and damage starts leveling off. you won't be oneshotting forever regardless of how high you pump it

>>30574 I wanted to engage in a long, complicated battle of wits with the Mamono Revenue Service Anubi! How was I supposed to know they'd send a Lim?

>>30576 bro ALWAYS build for the worst-case scenarios the average situation is not threatening enough to have to build for and taxes are payable with a quest or two at the guild, and you can generally rely on your mamono teammates. plus not overperforming near them is good anyway because then you're flying under the radar until everything comes online good WIL for enemies like lims and succubi, and passable physical stats so you can escape grapples from a lot of the most common mamono and at least help out your allies is the way to go. focus your skills on stealth and survival so you can evade the real problem encounters outright if you have to it's about making it to the end and hopefully by then you have powerful enough items (since those are the real power spikes) to defeat the mamono lord and become the new one. that's my plan anyway. I just have to really hope my fluffy tail fetish doesn't get targeted by a monster with more strength than me since I can't afford to pay off the fetish negatives while spreading myself thin early on, but I should be able to just avoid those encounters

>>30544 Snuggling with an Apophis, Pharaoh, Anubis and one of those black-and-gold cats except they're all lolis, after negotiating peace between the desert kingdoms by marrying one princess from all of them

>>30558 >Matango gives husband a snuffbox filled with her spores (it never seems to run out) >Slimes give their husbands art pieces made by creative use of their slime (paintings, tie dye shirts, glass ware somehow) >hellhounds like to give wood burning made with their eye flames or more glassware smelted with their eyeflames and also rape >mimics give husbands a piece of treasure that they form like a pearl >harpies give pillows stuffed with their feathers, and other gifts one can do with feathers. >Abyssal monsters sometimes give objects which simply should not exist or don't exist. >A lot of more hellish or magical based monsters sometimes like to show their brand new womb tattoo to their husband for the first time and ask if he wants to get a matching tattoo for himself >More religious monster girls (fallen god worshipers, eros worshipers, girls who inherit their religion from mom and dad) tend to give faith related objects, like rings in addition to any gifts they would otherwise give. but regardless of species or personality every monster consistently gives the most important thing to her husband to be her love and devotion

>>30577 nah, dump everything but STR and CON then hope that the berserk rage will bonus carries you through all the charms

>>30579 a hellhound literally cannot rape me, it's impossible

>>30558 >Arachne make and gift clothes to a man they want to marry. >Jinkos bring a slain wildebeest. >Cheshires give ancient memes like "Kilroy was here"

>>30540 The undead are popular for a reason

>>30586 The high up species with their extra elegant pale tones are the best

monstergirl threads paused the world over for saturday evening lovin' with the wife except for ME

>>30587 For me Zombies and Mummies are the best and my personal favorite, they have something that makes them cute and extremely attractive despite being so simpleminded

>>30589 there's something about a drooling retard holding you down and milking you dry and barely has any idea what she's even doing that's really appealing

What if MEOW

for me it's BORK

>>30592 >Swedish Chef-dating Anon.

>>30593 sniffBark bork brork heck

>>30594 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N425PSAYnsA But with, I guess, a Swedish Bogey?

>>30595 bogeys are nice and I'm sure she'd make excellent meatballs if she put her mind to it and could stand to be away from her husband for the minutes required to cook a dish, but a bogey is not my wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY I guess I should scribble another woof tonight

>>30596 Aww. You had me thinking about how muppets --> mamono!

>>30597 which mamonos are statler and waldorf

>>30598 Two very old Cheshires

>>30598 >>30600 Alternative answer: Two cranky old Wights. They'd be better at that Oh-ho-ho laughter.

>>30600 >>30601 I feel like one can be a cheshire and one can be a wight

>>30602 Either way I'm into it--I'm VERY weak to funny women who are mean. And to HAGS

>>30603 comedy at the expense of others is always funny, especially when it's at the expense of me (as long as it's true) hags are the future and since they're mamono they can have white/silver hair (the best kind) without being physically otherwise geriatric

>>30604 Not geriatric, but any hag worth her salt is going to at least look middle-aged.