>>29085 It's where I live, it's comfy and you can wait for the ideal mamono

Sure smells fishy around here...

>>29086 Earth has to have more reasons to visit other than it being a Free For All Anon Buffet.

>>29090 Tell you mom to close her legs then. Gottem.

>>29082 I'm not sharing Miss Hatter's bath water; she can keep the bird.

>>29093 Get to breeding so that we can make stew from your daughters then.

>>29093 Hatter bath water tastes like tea. I wouldn’t recommend it as a main meal, but as something to have after you finish devouring her cake.

>>29095 >Hatter bath water tastes like tea. I expected kombucha.

Threadly reminder that there is currently an active CYOA running. We can always use more readers/participants! >>22339

>>29091 yeah, they can do some charity fundraising for more/bigger portals

>>29096 Let’s just ask one and see what she says. If there’s one monster to give a candid answer to a lewd, crazy and intrusive question, it’s hatter.

Speaking of THREADS... I posted a version of this on the 4chan thread a while ago. This is just a lightly cleaned up repost. Seams Legit >You walk by Seams Legit every day on your way to work. >It’s a tailoring business with a cute title and an even cuter owner. >Most days you see her setting up shop or working ahead of her official start time. >She only makes women's clothing, mostly wedding dresses. >That’s where all the money is in dress-making these days--you can’t really buy mamono wedding dresses off the rack, after all. >Now, you're not, uh, attracted to this shop owner. >Her lithe, dextrous legs. >Her fashionable silk dresses. >Her artfully coiffed hair. >Her ample bosom. >No, she is definitely not someone you want to ask out for a coffee before work, or perhaps a beer afterwards. >OK, she totally is. She’s just very intimidating. >Eventually, you give up on coming up with a good pretense to talk to her. >Just ask her out--that’s the plan. >You knock on the door to her shop one morning before work. >She cutely/daintily/adroitly saunters over and opens it. >A small bell chimes as she does. <"I'm sorry, I don't open for another 20 minutes." >She starts to shut the door. "I just have a question!" >The door stops closing and she looks at you curiously. "I, uh, I walk by this place every day and..." >You're going to ask her out for coffee. >You're going to ask her out for coffee! >She's still looking at you. >Complete the sentence! >You absolute coward, finish the sentence! "I was just wondering if you made clothes for men?" >Fuck. >Fuck-fuck-fuck. >You don't wear fancy silk clothes and now you're just going to be a customer. >You're a big dumb stupid coward. >Oh, god, she's blushing. >She must have noticed your awkwardness and be second-hand embarrassed for you. <"I... haven't." >She's bright red, but you imagine you are, too. <"C-come inside and I can measure you for a...?" <"Suit?" "Uh, yeah. Yeah, OK." >You step inside, silently cursing your idiocy. >This is the biggest mistake of your life, but you can't just walk away now. You have to figure out some way to turn this around! >Miss Arachne locks the shop door and leads you into the back. <"I’ve seen you looking at me, you know." >She's grabbing a cloth tape measure and a sheet of paper as she talks. <"I used to wonder if you were looking for an outfit for your wife." <"I guess not." >That stings. She really knows how to read you. >She's still beat red, though, too. "I, uh--" "I'm not." >She nods. <"Can you undress? I need accurate measurements." >Christ. >This is going to be locked in as a core memory. >The day Anon fucking embarrassed himself beyond all measure. >You strip down to your underwear and socks, your heart racing. >She doesn't even try to make small talk (thank god). >She's just a deft spider crawling around you, measuring things and jotting them down. >Blushing furiously. >It even extends into her décolletage, something that you can’t help but notice and then dart your eyes away from guiltily immediately afterward. >As the tape measure roams your body, you find yourself holding your breath, then suddenly gasping for air as you realize you’re not breathing. >She finally finishes, and you try to compose yourself without her noticing how panicked you are. >You wish you could say something, but you're just too tongue-tied. >Miss Arachne isn’t talking either. >Her face is flushed red on her pale skin, and it continues to extend down to her chest. >Oh, god, she saw you looking at her. >Staring down at your feet, you fight the urge to flee the room. >Just need to act normal and then figure out a new route to walk to work. >Eventually she talks. >Her voice is shaky as she’s clearly picking up your weird vibes. <"Normally, I always ask what the client wants." <"But you've made it pretty clear, haven't you?" >You boggle at that, even glancing up at her face again. >She’s clearly too uncomfortable to even look at you. <"I'll be right back." >She leaves for the front of the shop, and you're alone with your thoughts. >She didn't say you could put your clothes back on. >Maybe she's going to put you in some outfits or shirts or something? >Or maybe she just forgot. >Or is pranking you for making her feel so uncomfortable. >She finally comes back with a thin bit of... thread? >She looks incredibly nervous as she lowers herself down to your level. >It's kind of the arachne equivalent of getting on her knees. >Up close, you can see it's a simple ring of silk, with a bit of red dye in one spot. <"I just made this now." <"It's a garment." <"For you." <"Do you accept it?" >She's looking you in the eyes, and her hand is trembling like a leaf as she holds it up to you. "Uh... sure?" >You don't know what else to say but yes. >She carefully pushes the ring down the ring finger of your left hand. >It's a weirdly perfect fit. >She frowns and adjusts it so the little red blotch is on top, like a cloth gem on a cloth ring. <"You've accepted clothing from me." "Yeah?" >She puts her hands on your sides and pulls you into a hug. >You yelp in surprise. >She whispers into your ear. <"Oooooooh, that's nice." <"You've been terrified this whole time." <"You really know how to woo an arachne, don't you?" AND THEN THEY FUCKED

>>29098 These ladies already seem to have plenty big portals.

After the portals open and monsters become normal after a few years, how do you imagine portal transits? Do you think tourism from one dimension (for lack of a better word) to another would take off? Would you get funny monster/human tourists gawking at famous Earth landmarks or vice versa? What about work and study - would you see exchange programs, apprenticeships and immigrants looking for work? I quite like the idea of airports but portals that I've seen in a few stories.

>>29087 I want a beeg and sweaty hebi

>>29102 you can go teach english at the all succubus school

>>29102 In a hundred years it will be common seeing monsters that want to see the land of their ancestors.

>>29102 yes and yes

>>29105 >ends up at a shinobi academy deep in the mountains

>>29102 >Sniffed out and strip searched by Portal TSA hound >again

>>29108 well, at least it wasn't hebi this time

I have a strong urge to fuck this lim's tits.

>>29112 I'm always sad when a Lim looks sophisticated and normal. The ideal lim is pure, unhinged dork.

>>29113 You need to establish the expected baseline for the gap moe (in this case dork from a species known for being majestic and powerful) to work, otherwise it's like that DnD meme with the entire population of dark elves being Drizzt copycats that denounced the evil ways of their kin.

>>29115 But that's what I want, an entire population of pale, unhinged dorks. It's not gap moe, it's just plain old "I like dorks."

>>29117 Would you be disappointed if your dork was just a plain albino succ?

>>29118 No, I'd be just as happy. It's the dork part that matters. What's on the INSIDE. Also pale chicks are cute.

>>29119 I read that as "also Alp chicks are cute", I think the brainwashing is starting to get to me

>>29121 Two things can be true!

It's Koturday night. Post kots.

>>29123 but it's sunday...

>>29088 >>29086 >Anons spread rumors about Anon-Village, a miraculous place full of naive, friendly anons welcoming to monster girl visitors >It's actually real, except substitute the naive and friendly part for perpetually short tempered and contentious guys who get into arguments over the dumbest shit, sometimes on purpose >And it's less of a village and more of a single abandoned tower they all collectively took over and squat in >Don't walk barefoot in the central atrium if you're visiting, they use it as a garbage dump >They encourage mamono visitors in the hopes that the other anon they're in an argument in gets spirited away, making them the victor by default

>>29121 I mean, they're just tomboy Succubi before they go full wife mode.

Angel sex.

>>29121 Remember that they have the potential to be cuter and sexier than any Succ at their prime

>>29128 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGmr2W-ADSU This is how I feel about alps.

>>29086 El Dorado is real. It's a city full of single creeping coins and a few married to the anons who decided to stay there.

https://imgbox.com/g/JDLp7jP2k2 Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 134. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/pdFOHq4z Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>29123 That ocelomeh pic, it almost make me consider them in my top five

>>29131 Oh sick, my OC's in there lol. She's the Cupid looking girl in there from my own OC setting I write as a story on 4chan. She's an anthropomorphization of love itself, so she's kind of like Eros herself. I was very inspired by Cupid's design when making her own design (albeit she doesn't actually have cupid boots, but Skai made that as an alt because it's cool) because I love Cupids a lot, my favorite MGE monster for sure. And I think lots of pink shades and hearts with caramel skin really represents "love" as a concept the best. Like a girl shaped box of valentines chocolates.

>>29131 It sucks that there are no Troll or P'orc pics, but at least we got some Danukis back on the menu

>>29135 Consider commissioning your favorite artist

>>29136 I'm a starving third worlder, I can't afford art

>>29114 Somehow she looks more erotic with that cloth

>>29131 I really like how this artist always draws girls with the fangs, gives them that extra beasty feel.

>>29102 >at famous Earth landmarks Most are probably on the boring side relative to high magic fantasy land. Wouldnt stop globetrotters of course but the bigger draw would be the man made stuff. Maybe not even architecture since what beats a dwarf built fortress for craftsmanship but everybody is at least a little awestruck for their first air show jet flyover.

>>29131 So what exactly do i have to do to get my pics into the gallery?

Alas, brave adventurer basement dweller! You have met your end at the hands of an overworked delivery truck driver but fear not, I shall grant your deepest wish and you will wake up in the world of MGE! But there is a nuance, it's a PG-13 version of it

>>29156 >cuddling >handholding >smooching Yeah I can live with that, with or without incubization

>>29156 >Have sex off-screen Easy.

>>29156 I'm so in love with my wife that I don't care if it's a sexless marriage, so I will gladly accept this

>>29158 >about to have sex with your wife in PG-13 MGE >you literally blank out the moment you get in the bed and wake up next morning

>>29156 Still better than real life, sad that I can't fuck the chesh but that's life.

Guys, hear me out. Shog stem cell therapy.

>>29165 I mean, if you want to alp...

>>29165 Cure any and all tissue damage! >Side effects include: Headaches, drowsiness, fatigue, upset stomach, constipation, diarrhea, loss of appetite, mania, penile gigantism, hermaphroditism, night terrors, paranoia, hallucinations, incessant sigil sprawling, and nausea >Please consult your doctor before using ShoggOn

>>29165 Why not if it can make me stronger and less ill

so it turns out blue dragons really don't like it when you call them blagons

>>29169 so how do you call black dragons? blackons?

>>29174 There's a word for them, but only they're allowed to say it.

>>29176 N a g g e r

>>29176 Legends say if you say it in public, you'll have to make out with Deonora's ass to make up for it to the whole black dragon kind.

>>29167 Do you have to fuck a shog if you use it or you can still wed any mamonos?

>>29174 Her face when Anon uses the Niggon word. >outwardly Tsun but secretly dripping wet under her reverse-scale

>>29180 Black dragons were knight property back in the old days

>>29165 Any Anon eating the shogloaf eventually shoggifies from the insides out, it's their version of incubising that Anon becomes one with his Shoggi. >Kiki peirogi are tastier and healthier

>femdom Absolutely haram, women are property

>>29183 >he says, as his hellhound wife pulls on his leash and presses him into the side of her boobs.

>>29112 tfw you try to fuck lim's tits and you just uncontrollably jizz all over them the moment it touches her skin

>>29183 >women are property owners fixed that for you

>>29185 >>29187 NTA but not cool

>>29185 >he says, as this honorable sheikh gets passed around by his harem as the communal sex toy

>>29183 <"You'll make a fine slave when I defeat you, human" >"You'll make a fine mount when I defeat you, dragon"

>>29187 >bridal gown >rape dungeon >leash Peak monster performance

>>29191 and also heart pupils, the pic just keeps getting better the more I look at it

Silly apo saying silly things on internet

>>29193 its just not the same without the ofuda.

>>29131 What a good catwife.

>>29194 An amateur will rush in to save her. A professional will notice that her tail can still move freely.

>>29190 >Double instant loss.png

>>29179 Shoggingly fine though your non-abyssal waifu may need a dose herself to understand your scribblings and strange things you say when sleeping But its fine, well documented that succubus mana has reached even the outer gulfs between stars so you'll be fine if THEY show up.

>>29196 Yeah, so? She's a Hebi, not a fox, so she would never fake captivity. The Hebi is the only mamono who is always honest and true, unlike FOX WHORES who are: >FOXES >WHORES

The apo's gallery have some really good things

>>29200 It's not just the apophis gallery.

>>29196 >A professional will notice that her tail can still move freely. and then rush in to save her. better than ending up with a fox, like every other exorcist.

>>29194 Fake, that ofuda would be dripping wet by now

>>29151 I don't know, could be he doesn't check here for OC, though it doesn't make much sense to me. The Neocities page doesn't list here in the update schedule, but other parts of that page had went without updates in the past.

>>29201 True, I'm completting my 'yip collection too

>>29207 Also shown here, I think. This is peak apophis.

>>29179 Oh, almost forgot Seek out cat-like mamono immediately if you experience severe symptoms. Petition them for aid while you sleep For some reason they all instinctively understand

>>29209 purrfect, I'm a cat enjoyer anyway

>>29204 Would be nice if he himself responded instead of posting and then leaving.

>>29210 >tail randomly comes out of her lower back instead of continuing from the coccyx. Fucking disgusting.

>>29211 It's annoying, but acting like a ghost is probably the only way he could avoid getting dragged into thread drama's all that time. It's not relevant anymore, but I guess old habits die hard.

>>29208 I wish this artist would stop drawing futa. Really hard to dig through his stuff without getting jump scared by that, not to mention it goes against the rules. He tries to not tag them (out of respect perhaps) but the futas all bear a lot of resemblance to the MGE girls, so it's really not good for my sanity.

>>29208 >>29207 >>29206 What the hell is she... drinking? Smoking? What is this thing?

>>29214 >That artstyle >also draws futa I knew something was up

>>29216 >I knew something was up Yeah, my dick when I see hot futas.

>>29215 Yerba mate.

>>29214 Every image aggregator site has a tag system and you can either blacklist futa or put -futa in search bar. If you still keep seeing dicks despite having such filter tools, then it means you have a deep seated cocklust and you're going to Alp soon.

>>29219 >blacklist futa or put -futa in search bar Not on Xitter as far as I'm aware

>>29220 Well then cover your eyes or something, you're a big boy

>>29221 Yeah I wish I can automatically close my eyes when I come across that. Maybe an automaton can give me some tips.

>>29222 >Maybe an automaton can give me some tips A multicock futa automaton can give you some tips, but that seems to go directly against your earlier anti-futa sentiments. Are you sure you dislike futas?

>lets be a vanilla normie and download the hellhound gallery >damn, it keeps getting bigger >1.4gb, 2111 files I knew it was gonna be big, but still.

>>29225 >1.4 gb >big It's mostly just images.

>>29225 Now be an autist and download the Anubis gallery! Then spend 24 hours straight organizing it by tagging, re-tagging, and multi-tagging every single pic.

>>29214 >futas From what I browsed, this guy barely does NSFW (I found like 3-4 pictures total), and I haven't seen any futas either.

>>29228 Maybe the real futas were the friends we made along the way.

>>29217 If you look at his media tab on Xitter you will get them.

So lazy today. Don't want to do anything.

>>29224 I hate them only when they're fucking other girls because that isn't canon. I can get by with some pegging though.

>>29230 I did, zero dongs. Unless xitter changed something with nsfw settings, because I'm using xcancel frontend.

>>29233 Well count yourself lucky in that case. Or you're browsing the wrong guy.

>>29210 In the most extreme cases, if you experience the Masquerader with no mask, see strange colours and hear strange piping in the stars, or observe shifting shadows in lonely corners, seek additional cat power. Manticore toxin is temporary, with strange aeons even the little death may die.

>>29087 I think merrows are the best fish.

>>29151 Post them somewhere they can be seen, like this thread.

>>29231 It's a rainy sunday, what are some MGs for this feel?

The holsts are coming for us. how much of our time do we spend thinking of boobs in this thread alone? our galaxy is named the milky way. we are classed as 'mammals'. we've already lost, its only a matter of time before the portals open, and nothing but a tide of holsts, minotaurs, and ushis comes out, riding a wave of milk

>>29200 Thats because apophis are purple, and therefore great. Like mindflayers, and the cool parts of wonderland.

>>29235 So you're saying that I should collect all kot adjacent mamonos (expect the sith) and drink there milk to restore sanity and keep using abyssal drugs? I will.

>>29239 >riding a wave of milk I'm getting the Apsara

>>29211 I post it before I go to sleep, anon.

>>29238 Honestly, any moody mamono can do but if you want one naturally depressed you can go with banshee

>>29243 Kek, it's impressive how nervous and on guard we are even here. Thanks for the good work wiki-anon

>>29240 >purple, and therefore great... Like... the cool parts of wonderland I love Cheshires as much as the next 10 guys put together, but I have a really hard time seeing them as "cool." I'm not sure what they are, really. But not cool.

>>29239 Ushis are cuties, I would be VERY happy with an Ushi waif.

>>29246 >I'm not sure what they are, really. But not cool. Hot.

>>29237 I have though? >>29243 Couldn't hurt to check back next time you are online.

>>29246 She seems cool to me. Even then, cheshires are quite badass.

>>29248 Are you telling me that you find this attractive?

>>29247 I agree. Best cow AND best spider.

>>29249 You're a hundred years too early...

>>29246 Wow slandering the best mamono like that? mate, they're cool when needed

>>29252 She fulfills every man's 2 deepest needs: >Rideable wife >Brushable wife

>>29251 NTA but I do

>>29234 https://xcancel.com/TyphoonXvii/media We talking about this one?

>>29256 How about this?

>>29238 >ryu wrapped in a blanked sad because all of her daughters have left the nest. >lamia too lazy to leave bed because it's too cold and she doesn't have a warmblooded husband that can stand up and turn on the heatlamp. >Matango just feeling the rain hit her umbrella while a squirrel takes shelter under her >Werecat looking at the rain from inside her home, thinking of the days where she didn't have a place to stay. And others

>>29257 No, the other one. https://xcancel.com/losenis/media

>>29259 >ryu wrapped in a blanked sad because all of her daughters have left the nest I feel sorry for mg moms with empty nest syndrome, they'd have it down bad

>>29260 Yes anon we all know losenis does weird stuff, but he keeps it our of these threads and nobody but bad actors keep mentioning it.

>>29258 yup I do but you can do even BETTER

>>29263 I know too and I didn't take part in the reply chain until then, just wanted to clarify for the other Anon.

>>29264 Last pic gives me those Nekopara vibes. Now I want a Nekopara: Wonderland adventure

>>29264 Most of my saved Chesh pics are in 2 categories: >Weird shit >THICCCCCC kots So I don't have much in the normal "sexy" range.

>>29263 But Anon, I genuinely like futas!

>>29260 Yep, dicks immediately. Fuck, so the weird tea Apophis artist is clean after all!

>>29267 The weirdest I have is soft femsub. Anyway, you're the normal one in Wonderland

>>29269 Tea from an apo, sounds good, she must know how to do it even if laced with venom

>>29257 >>29260 >Both of them are Argentinian too. What are the odds?

>>29269 God that Apophis is cute; I know she's earlier in the thread, but she's such an A+ girl.

>>29273 Also uses the same, shitty, lowest-tier wacom as me.

>>29274 How much did yours cost. I bought one for 80 bucks and it hasn't given me any trouble.

>>29251 Fat cats are the best

>>29263 Yeah I'm just saying that I wish he didn't make the weird stuffs because I actually like his normal stuff. I brought it up since someone posted his art.

>>29273 She's, the wintertown one is especially SEX and COMFYDOM Pic unrelated unless she moved too

>>29271 Would be really weird if an Apophis made drinks for herself like that. Then again she might want to check if it's good enough for her future bf.

>>29275 It was ages ago, I think around 100$? But it felt more like 150$ (inflation and all). It still works and I don't remember any problems, but it is lowest tier. Latest things I did with it were the Bapho cunny chamber banner and Bapho boob envy.

>>29281 >Get called by a panicked anubis >Walk in apo's throne room >Find her passed out on the floor >Heal her >"Anon, you must taste my new mix, I saw the chiefgoddess and duel her with my deck" it's hard to be a para medic

>>29283 >it's hard to be a para medic Imagine how much worse it'll be as a single medic!

Do you think some monsters are insecure about their species? Are there succs who dream of one day becoming an apophis?

>>29285 Gazers are described as being real insecure about their monoeye nature and as using their hypnosis powers to ensure their mate is into them. They're VERY weak to men who already like monoeyes.

How do you call a Wurm that's also the head of a town? A goobernor.

>>29287 Ten yard penalty for insulting wurms. Repeat 3rd down!

>>29286 i feel weirdly bad for not liking the monoeye, its not that i find it gross its just not attractive

>>29285 If I hate myself I don't see why mamonos can't too. It's only a matter of reaching a good ending or death at the end.

>>29289 What if... monoeye with cheeseburger?

>>29286 It's not that I don't like monoeyes, but it's the fact that they're so insecure, because it reminds me of myself

>>29286 I like the monoeye, but i'm much more atracted by the loner Cyclops than Gazers.

>>29292 What if simple bunny girl?

>>29286 gayza fluff, its good nuff for me to love em.

Beware of shirt stealing hebis

>>29297 I know that everyone's love language is different and all, but i can't understand what she's saying.

>>29298 Give her time and she might learn a new word or two And she will never shut up about it

>>29283 >>"Anon, you must taste my new mix, I saw the chiefgoddess and duel her with my deck" ???

>>29296 Gazer tails have EXTREME "cheerleader pom-poms" vibes, and I will die on this hill.

>>29300 It's a Yu-Gi-Oh reference, I think.

>>29302 Yeah, I got that much, I just don't get the "tasting the mix" part and how it relates to duelling.

>>29291 i need someone to explain to me why theres so much art of cute girls eating burgers, i do not get it

>>29299 Oh, i can teach her a word or two. >Take hebi by the hand >Take her down the hallway >"Kitchen"

>>29305 American+Fat fetish.

>>29305 >>29307 Not sure why you'd claim that.

>>29306 They will makes use of the kitchen alright

>>29199 >>FOXES >WHORES Wow, they combine my two favorite things!

>>29303 using drugs, tea, and her own venom to have Yu-Gi-Oh duel with heaven (it's all in her head, she needs help, maybe?)

>>29303 It's a progression of posts: >Apophis with yerba mate >Apophis making her own special brews, maybe with venom, who knows? >Apophis found passed out on the floor >Brags about her "new mix" (of yerba mate) >Apparently while passed out she dueled the chief goddess

>>29285 It's probably quite common among monsters who used to be human <"It's not what you think, I was cursed with this form by a powerful demon!" >"That's weird, I was told that they gave women forms that matched their deepest desires. Do you think she made a mistake with you?"

>>29309 >>29299 >>29297 >white is the color of honesty and purity >shirohebis are described to have elegant, respectful decorum >they're the only mg species to rock himecuts >everyone thinks they're unhinged yanderes to be fair, they are unhinged yanderes but come on, give them some respect

>>29314 If she's so great, why hasn't she broken into my home in order to marry and/or murder me?

>>29314 Of course they are sweet and pure Sometimes they can be a bit clingy The only way to fix it is to give them daily kisses even if they are ready to cast blue fire on you

>>29316 I did that and now i look like price Zuko...

Does your wife wear a cape, or wear her jacket over her shoulders? If not, why are you still with her? You deserve EVIL, and POWER, anon.

>>29318 I wear my wife on my shoulders

>>29208 Post the finished one at least >>29260 Hi >>29272 Now you know why I drew his oc with mine >>29214 Gotta pay the bills somehow

>>29320 Move the futa shit into a different account bro

Guess he got fed up of not being able to shitpost here. Mods, please clean that up

>>29320 Didn't know I didn't have the finished one!

>>29321 Nice try, Succuvirii! I shan't be caught by your foul traps today.

>>29321 That preview is fake as shit, I've had wilder rapes with a Hellhound.

>>29320 Look, look! I have even recreated my top-tier 'pophis cropping with the new pic!

I've been thinking about Phasmophobia but with monster girls instead of ghosts for a long time now. I had a design doc but I've unfortunately lost it.

>>29328 Aren't ghosts already monster girls? Would it just be horny ghosts?

>>29329 i'd rather it be 4 monster girls looking for evidence of human male in abandoned buildings

>>29330 I never played Phasmophobia, but aren't the ghosts supposed to be scary? Anons are... not scary.

>>29332 they're kind of scary

>>29333 Which mamono would start flicking their beans while browsing /x/ for some scary single anons?

>>29334 Not hellhounds. They don't like it when you touch their beans.

>>29335 She was tempting him to squish her uterus but he squished her beans instead. It's not that she dislikes it, it's that her pride won't be restored until she rapes him now.

>>29336 Culturally speaking, Hellhounds view almost everything as a smirch on their honor requiring rape to restore it.

>>29337 What if anon has the same culture?

>>29338 Anon is a SECRET HELLHOUND?

>>29339 No, just as retarded, prideful, strong and stubborn as a hellhound

>>29329 Nah, I meant more like you go into a place, and there is some kind of monster girl hiding there doing Something. Evidence would be stuff like claw marks, traces of aphrodisiac in the air/water, that sort of thing. Hunts are just the actual monster hunting you and trying to rape you. >>29332 depends on the anon. some of you fuckers frighten me.

>>29342 >some of you fuckers frighten me. It's just a sexy futa, bro. No need to be afraid.

>>29342 It would be closer to Ready or not, with anon being unhinged, unloved domestic terrorists

>>29343 ? where did this come from? who are you and what do you want from me? i dont like futa personally but id rather they not fuck me. we can be friends though.

>>29344 maybe, but i also dont want anon to open fire on a hellhound. she'd be fine, but its still unpleasant.

>>29345 It was a thing earlier in the thread.

>>29239 There is no secret cow level

>>29348 Is there a secret spider level?

>>29239 sometimes it be like that. you can still pray for strawberry milk before the end comes

>>29345 Sone retard trying a new shitpost after discovering Losenis. Ignore him

>>29346 If anon is smart, he will use demon silver improvised weapons. You can leave court without a scratch if no one gets hurt

>>29351 I have this feeling that someone is trying to destabilize the thread, considering how recently someone was also trying to stir the pot and bitching about Alps.

>>29353 Mods confirmed the alps thing was organic, just a discussion that went on for too long. This futafaggotry however has no place here so yeah, its definitely malicious

>>29322 Easier said than done. Then a media tab putting every single picture in the same place isn't any replacement for a gallery. Would've wanted the ability to have multiple galleries so I could split everything up in sfw, nsfw, and the wilder stuff.

>>29239 What if my onee-sans at home are Holsts?

>>29210 I really like monsters from the desert kingdoms including cats of course, despite being extremely disgusting by black people in real life and darker skin tones

>>29359 Disgusted? Same mate, especially the previous pic I posted and the one you posted. They look like smooth black stone engraved with gold, it's a work of art, it transcends humanity. Anyway, we wouldn't be here otherwise

An mge dating sims where you don't pursuit any heroines until you accidently unlocked a secret route. Where you been stalked by a shirohebi from the beginning of the game and now she has her chance taking you for herself.

>>29362 With monstergirls, unlocking the secret route can happen at any time! And it doesn't have to happen in the game! It's just one of the many benefits of having Miss Hebi in your life (secretly).

>Have hebi neighbor >She is single >You know; you've been watching her >Decide to stalk her >Just for fun >Surprisingly easy >She's such a sound sleeper you can even wander her home while she's sleeping under her heat lamp >Decide to have a little fun with it >Put a pair of cat ears on her while she's out >Just as you do, her eyes open >Boss music starts to play...

>>29362 I'm a bit confused here. You mean a dating sim that doesn't have any female leads until you get rid of hebi somehow(if you decide to not go for her)?

>>29365 predestination simulator

>>29365 You ignore all female leads until hebi who was a former npc taking up as the new and only female lead instead

>>29367 The hottest version of this would be some kind of DDLC-style sequence of female leads getting taken out of the game until it's just you and her.

>>29367 Man, that wording does not reflect that at all. It should have been something like "A dating sim where, if you don't pursuit any female leads, you unlock a secret route"

>>29367 >>29369 This is what happens when 2 hakus accidentally start to flirt with each other

>>29371 Also, it should have been pursue, pursuit is a noun.

>>29370 >>I live... again... But can she beat Well Done?

>>29370 She looks like she's weak to being bathed and taken care of.

>>29374 Look at all that hair--imagine the time it'll take to brush it all.

>>29352 ah, demon silver. my favourite bullshit from mge. its so cool.

>>29363 When you finish the game The secret hebi is just standing behind you and when you turned around. Congrats you got your own hebi wife!

>>29375 >Wash and comb her hair >Polish the bone armor and horns >Sew her clothes >heal her wings and put her to rest so that she doesn't tear them again while trying to fly Boss defeated.

>>29376 i'm still not really clear how it works versus armor. does it physically pierce or just kind of phase though standard metal, and does it clash against demonsilver armor or work the same?

>>29378 I'm sad now. She's not a boss to defeat. She's a lost woman looking for belonging.

>>29376 I don't know if you're sarcastic but it's one of my favorite things, knowing that you can fight without killing or hurting is great.

>>29380 Well, i found her, and now she belongs in my bed resting nicely while i give her a tail massage and help her limbs recover her full range of mobility. Man, undead doctor has to be such a gratifying job to do.

>>29383 Fair enough, but that does not sound like a defeated boss. It sounds like a sick wife.

>>29381 nah i was being serious, i love the idea of being able to have an actual full force anime fight with my wife and have no actual damage be done

>>29384 Why does there need to be a difference? I defeated the boss and now i have a sick wife who's addicted to getting her claws sharpened and getting wrapped in a burrito blanket before i feed her chicken soup.

>>29386 I'm the opposite of >>29385. I would never want to defeat my wife; it's just not me. Sounds like you're super-into that, though. Go nuts, I guess.

Posting undead in an undead thread

>>29388 >chubby >wings are in perfect condition See, this is how you know this dragon zombie is good taken care of.

>>29387 i dont want to defeat her, but going at eachother full force and still getting wrestled to the ground would be hot

>>29389 Like heals like, so if you want your dragon zombie to be big and strong, she needs chicken wings. Hundreds of chicken wings.

>>29388 I want to make more undead with the undead in an undead thread

>>29379 Based off description I'd imagine pierce through normally. Its a supernatural metal so its likely better than iron and steel in that regard but its supernatural property is causing no harm to the flesh, not piercing any defense. Like gromril or mithril/ithilmar of other settings being extremely tough or extremely light, respectively. They're only a bit better than steel except in the one quality.

>>29397 clothing damage is fun so that seems more intuitive

>>29399 Yes, let's piss off the spiders. Smart.

OK, now I'm thinking about pissing off spiders. When I was a kid, one summer we had a garden spider in the front yard, and I would toss rocks into its web to force it to rebuild it. I wonder if spider mamono would know about that and punish me for it if/when they show up?

You can act as fresh as you want, the spiders know that you're not so disagreeable while you're sleeping anyway.

>>29406 But I want to cuddle spiders while I am awake.

>>29379 Several options >Phases through like you said and only cuts mana >Armor gets in the way, as it only phases through if it would harm the victim >Depends on the intent of the wielder

>>29407 Consider coating yourself in glue

>>29409 Looks like Miss Spooder is about to be in a sticky situation!

>>29356 On the chance that you're real, I'll reply. I don't know what's so hard about separating your art? I've seen several artists do this. I seriously think it's advantageous for you so you don't end up on someone's blocklist given that it directly goes against the MGE setting. An MGE fan who stumbles across your page will be hit with that sudden whiplash.

>>29371 >Two hakus fall in love with each other through writing >Both think the other is a cute boy due to name shenanigans >They eventually arrange to meet, two hearts fluttering, prepared to seduce the crap out of the last intelligent human man they can find >They rendezvous >"Wait, you're a woman?" >"Your mammaries make it quite clear that you are as well." >"Oh bother. Well, if we can't be lovers we may as well be sisters. Care to head down to the library to get some dick?" >"Very well..."

>>29412 Getting a lot of Gophy Gophers vibes off that dialog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goofy_Gophers

>>29412 >last intelligent human man I'm retarded from too much gooning, would they still like me?

>>29415 Anon, please do not the Haku Twins. They are too dangerous for you. Imagine NEVER being able to stop breastfeeding on ultra-nutritious haku milk? No, no, just keep gooning and ignoring any chittering noises from inside your house.

>>29415 When's the last time you set foot in a library? I'm sure you're safe.

>>29417 Yesterday, I was looking for erotica

>>29406 What you're implying spooked me, I must double the amount of claymore around my bed

>>29102 immediately cult it up. seems like a lot of fun

We need to give internet access to wonderland

>>29423 Anything but that.

>>29424 Why not? it's going to be fun, and shroomLAN is getting really stale after a while

>>29425 >shroomLAN Can you play Quake on it

>>29425 Nobody except a brainrotted wonderland resident would think that chaotic mess of nonsense and trolling is stale. It needs to be kept separate from the rest of the world. Why do you think wonderland is an isolated realm?

>>29425 >it's going to be fun when a chesh tracks your location and poofs into your room >it's going to be fun to have hatters and hares trolling/being actually retarded >it's going to be fun to be unable to discuss any rhyming poetry without a snicker snack literally busting through your walls with eyes of flame Go back to wonderland and stay go if that's your idea of fun

This might seem a bit unhinged, but there is something sexy about the legs and tail of scorpions that KC wasn't quite able to capture with the OG glirtablilu design. The legs are missing the little feetsies scorpions usually have, and they are too big and clunky, and the tail is segmented wrong. The segments should be way bigger, and they taper at both ends. They also lift their butts when they are about to attack, which doesn't seem to be the case here. Some artists do get it right.

>>29435 >They also lift their butts when they are about to attack, which doesn't seem to be the case here. She's kinda doing it, no? Her butt is in full view. It kinda looks like the classic defensive posture a scorpion would take. Her legs do look a bit wrong though, they're not supposed to bend inwards.

>>29436 Nah, you need to look at her legs. If she was in that position the front legs would be lower and extended wide, while the back legs would be closer to the body. You can only see her but because her human body is leaning forwards and she's diagonal in respect to the camera. Also, her pincers are too small. And yes, i am bodyshaming.

Getting assassinated by ninja succ titty smothering/milkboarding

>>29437 I see what you mean now. It's just how he draws his bugs and arachnids I think. Miss Arachne also has a similar issue.

>>29437 small pincers mean big poison

>>29435 Nah, I get you, he draws them to still be human scaled when the lower half should be massive to sensibly carry the human portion, same thing for many of his taurs. Even centaurs are more like ponies than horses

Which mamono would cure my premature ejaculation?

>>29444 Ushi oni It would no longer be a problem, one way or another

>>29444 Premature ejaculators get cursed blessed with no refractory period

>>29440 That's what they all say.

>>29427 Yes, CS too >>29428 >Why do you think wonderland is an isolated realm? Because mistery and adventure await only the bravest soul. It's stale because you need normality to regulate chaos and make it taste good. It's like salt and meat >>29432 >Yes. >They would not, they just like to debate and discuss any kind of topic around a cupa of tea >Hmmm snacks, it goes well with tea, I heard. You're a tsun tsun, we must break your shell and show you the wonder of the lands

>>29100 took me a bit to get around to reading this but this is good anon, spiders are very nice

>>29449 If some asshole cat or long necked dragon tries to drag me off to some horrible british dimension because of a shitpost I'll sic American McGee on the whole place.

>>29451 Don't bad talk the cat.

>>29452 I'm sure cheshires can handle the banter. no need to whiteknight them

>>29454 I don't know, I think that the older they get, the more sensitive and sad.

Mamonos that mark their husbands by placing a womb tattoo on them are underrated.

>>29457 You mean a ball tattoo?

>>29457 >>29458 At first I thought having a male equivalent of womb tattoo would be hot, but the more I think about it the dumber it gets. Scrotum or prostate tattoo would be too bizarre, and pattern on the dick itself would be like a pervert version of Scar from FMA.

>>29459 Technically it's a large intestine tattoo but eh who's counting

>>29460 I don't care if miss pixie can technically fit in there, the answer is still no.

>>29461 What if her name is Lemmiwinks?

>>29446 I don't think this is a good idea because I'll probably cum like 100+ times in a single session. I get that incubushood makes me resistant to this, but still...

>>29459 >Scrotum or prostate tattoo would be too bizarre If it was magical tattoo sure I guess, but if it's physical... I thought those hurt? You'd have to stick needles in there. So not only would they be bizarre, they'd also be painful to get.

>>29468 MGE tattoos are magical in nature, so yes, it would not hurt. https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Dark_Insignia_(p128)

>>29469 Damn imagine getting a pleasure insignia on your dick, this is going to be intense

>>29470 Pleasure insignia on your dick would make the slightest breeze be orgasm inducing or something.

>>29435 i'd be a little offended to be knifed by a scorpion when she has a perfectly good stinger

mycelium butt cheeks

>>29477 For the last time Miss Hatter, you are supposed to bring an actual cake to the tea party, not just yoir sweaty asscheeks.

>>29459 What about they use the magic to put marks on you where they've touched you, and they can remotely activate the tattoo to make you feel a replay of the touch they gave you. >one long line down the shaft that feels like her finger slowly dragging across the bottom of your dick >a lipstick mark that lets you feel the warmth of her mouth wrapped around you >two dots that feel like her teasingly stroking you with her thumb and index finger

>>29477 I just noticed the cute °w° chesh in the background. Maybe tea parties aren't that bad

>>29475 Stingers are for husbands. Are you a scorpionfucker?

Hatter spores shroomifying my brain and mushrooming up my nervous system until I crave tea and to be cuddled by her like one of her antique teddy bears.

>>29483 if she keeps the veil on

>>29477 I want a big butt hatter + big butt Troll threesome

>>29477 The AI told me I could use mycelia to craft medical inhalers but she didn't tell me how to harvest it. The chainsaw doesn't seem like the appropriate tool in this situation.

Anon getting finned to death https://archiveofourown.org/works/64256662/chapters/164929684

>>29486 Best I can do is this.

>>29363 She's prepping a fist attack

>>29489 ! !

>>29489 So fat

>>29489 That is one BIG mushroom. Even comes with her own tea supplies built in.

I want to raid her bounty but it's too hot today

would you drink?

>>29411 >I don't know what's so hard about separating your art? Buddyman you're asking me to go through years of posting to delete posts one by one, create a new account, and keep tabs on what I deleted to upload to the new account, all the while cringing at myself for old art I used to think was ok but now think is shit due to impostor syndrome because people on the internet asked for it. I've charged money for less.

>>29497 That's fair, it is a bit too late now I guess. Things would get messy at this point like you said. I think the only way you can really do it is if you made a completely new account that's only meant for the clean stuff, but don't move old things over since that's just too much trouble. It's probably gonna cause some confusion though. Not trying to force you, just giving some suggestions. It's ultimately up to you. Anyways, it's getting very off topic now, so I'll just stop here.

>>29489 It's not the same without a Troll nourishing the Hatter with her body making her more voluptuous in the process

>>29502 I didnt clock it at first without my coffee but I now see the vision and fully support it. Just needs an earth elemental in the mix as well and you have the perfect earthy pit to dive into.

>>29497 Do a barrel roll!

>>29497 No fucking clue why you take this retard seriously. Either way, lets move on now, this discussion has no place here.

>>29485 >Veil on Scheherazade mindset. Respect.

>>29485 Absolutely halal

Everybody shut up and fuck your aunt

>>29515 No thanks, childhood friend or nothing and no, mixing aunt and childhood friend is not a good idea, it's really weird.

>>29515 but I don't know this 9ft pile of black shaggy fluff, smoke, ash and rape. she's not my aunt, she's just a big smelly dog-

>>29515 But it's not even friday yet?

>>29515 No. She will continue to be ignored

>>29519 Aww come on, ants are hard working and beloved girls, don't make them sad

>>29520 Post the french lazy ant

What are you getting from Ogreggs?

>>29522 Just black coffee and a plain donut.

>>29515 Give her three heads and I will consider it.

>>29522 Can I get one of the cute jam donuts with green icing and chocolate buttons made to look like the face of a cute frowning ogre?

>>29524 Isn't she the one that should be giving you head?

>>29526 He's leading by example and a gentleman reciprocates.

>>29522 I want a takeout Oni, no need to wrap her up I'll have her as soon as I reach home

>>29527 Nothing says you love your Hellhound wife like a 16 oz pan seared flank steak, a night of passionate love making, and morning 69’ing.

>>29515 Yeah, why not?

>>29530 Dude she's raiding your fridge

>>29531 The one raiding the fridge cannot possibly be the same 'nuki. >Fridge Nuki: Smol of frame and smol of boob >Lusty Nuki: THICC, BOOBTASTIC

On second thought, tell the commander I'm not getting paid enough to fight a looney toon.

>>29536 You just have to think like a toon Eddie.

This cat keeps appearing in my feed of artists, is it a gacha character or just a random cat?

>>29539 gacha

effects of snorting pixie dust?

>>29539 No idea but I'm really tempted to put my face between those cheeks

>>29541 Side effects may include getting ridden by a Pixie, hearing Iron Butterfly's In-A-Gadda-La-Vida, and ending up in Tír na nÓg, or Fairyland as the younguns call it.

>>29541 If you're not careful, you get a pixie stuck up your nose!

>>29541 ending up so small you get your dust hangover nursed away between two titanic pixie tits.

>Anon gives the Cheshires of 4mon a gift >Access to America's entire history of jingles, advertisements, and a plethora of it's most popular media >Cheshires everywhere begin ruthlessly mining this data for terrible memes, out-of-place references, and other ways to annoy their fellow Wonderlanders And that is why mamono don't come here.

>>29541 be careful about your source, a lot of the stuff you get on the street is cut with moth scales

>>29549 I like this moth; she has red eyes and seems lewd.

>>29529 See? That's a great time for everyone.

>Married to cute hebi >She's pretty chill (for a hebi) >REAL weird about her beauty routine, though. >She's like a 1950s housewife--you never see her until she's done with it. >One day you wake up sick >See your wife in a new light >She almost looks... >Purple? >Something about your reaction wakes her up >She looks at you with horror >Her secret is out! >She's a low down dirty Apophis!

>>29531 Good, I like my hags fat and meaty

>>29515 I don't know She's too eager and I'm not a big fan of that

>>29505 Relax, I don't know why you're so angry with me. If you're this easy to get hot and bothered imagine what a Cheshire Cat could do. Perhaps you're into mamonos like her, eh?

>>29558 >you never see her until she's done with it She's busy scheming against the local Pharaoh and earning minions, please understand

Forget the pharaoh, is any apop a bad enough chick to go after the IRS?

>>29316 >enter vamp hebi's castle >get to tall moving platform room >flying hebi heads (all hers, just doppeled) come through the walls and blue fire you back to the bottom >increasing boner makes it harder and harder to get back up each time

>>29521 She comes from ze Alps, hon-hon!

>>29573 the hebi in every room system she's also the shopkeeper and the mysterious love interest

>>29575 Did someone say Alps?

>>29576 >puts on different outfits and personas for each appearance, observing which one you respond to the best >doesn't matter since she's gonna spill her snakesghetti after her bossfight anyway

>hime fishe OP Poseidon's blessings, yes!

>>29573 >another clock tower full of spikes and flying heads I will never understand traditional vampire architecture. The chapel parts at least look nice.

>>29581 Clearly they put a lot of effort into it and want you to see the whole thing, since the flying heads stopped sucking your dick.

>>29561 Putting my thumbs in those big fluffy ears

Help, a small jumping spider is harrassing me while i draw.

>drawspider Mm, I don't know, it doesn't have the same ring to it.

>>29586 t. Jealous drawsucc.

Dead hours.

>>29558 Kinda cool to have a weeaboo Apophis wife.

I wish i Bicorn would hold me at gunpoint and force me to sexually please all of her friends with my mouth.

I'd eat a bicorn's donut.

>>29597 If there's a benefit to a Unicorn turning, it's that she can stack twice as many donuts on her horns.

>>29561 Are you tsundere or something?

>vampire marries royal anon >she bites his neck >the bite starts bleeding >she drinks her fill >the bite is still bleeding >and bleeding >and bleeding some more >oh demon lord its still bleeding >even more bleeding >how long has he been bleeding now? >oh no he's looking pale >and he's still bleeding >GET GRELIA ON THE PHONE ASAP That was when Mrs Vampire learned about the dire consequences of hurting someone with Royal Disease

>>29600 any time anon says "no" he's tsun

>>29604 Pfffft… no. That’s not true at all.

>>29597 >It's anon's birthday >All of the sisterwives are there to celebrate. >Except Bicorn >When it comes to the present, the wivrs take him to the kitchen, saying they prepared something for him >He sits down at the table, which is covered in a large tablecloth that hides everything underneath >On top of the table there is only one silver dome, missing the usual silver plate underneath. >Anon, briming with curiosity, takes the dome away to reveal a hole on the table, and a familiar looking romp sicking out from underneath. >His present? A "donut", covered artistically in chocolate paint, with vanilla accents and powdered sugar

>>29607 This angers the clinician. Hope you prefer yeast donuts.

>>29488 I hate this. Please finish the story already so that i could actually start enjoying it

Aaahhhh, atsuiii~

>>29610 Hmm, gazersmell particles...

>>29607 This is going to get her sued by a cheshire and you do NOT want to go to Wonderland court.

gonna bet on the centaur races

>>29102 I feel like it'll be a taxed-to-death nightmare over-regulated shitshow that's barely worth dealing with for either side for any purpose besides resource harvesting unless the demon lord is the one calling the shots and not earth's world leaders, so I would advise any prospective demon lords to NOT open the portal unless you are positive you can subjugate earth without any major bloodshed (but also I am begging you to hurry before I die) tourism for sure. earth is actually really cool underneath all the garbage, and I know I'd for sure want to go to a whole-ass different dimension where I can earn money without having a j*b. a lot of jobs/etc stuff depends on what unique or plentiful resources a mamono realm actually has and whether magic just ceases functioning on earth. also whether earth has anything the mamono realm actually needs. mostly I foresee "earth exports: lonely man, smartphone" "mamono exports: magic, wood" and a lot A LOT of magic-fueled weapons R&D.

>>29614 I'll take a metric ton of demon silver, myself.

>>29614 >>29102 IIRC there are monster tourism bureaus and such in Dragonia and Lescatie. I'm sure they'll be thrilled to suddenly have a gigantic pool of curious and largely ignorant tourists with little experience of monster culture for them to leave a lasting positive impact. Subjugation or not, I imagine the monsters would want to improve their public image to the people of earth, and tourism/cultural exchange is a good way to do that. Getting (single) portal tourists hitched to locals or monster tour guides is like shooting fish in a barrel.

my main concern is how to get myself a wolf wife when the time comes

>>29576 hebi can be whatever you want that's why she's always the best

>>29617 Is there a cursed item to make women into werewolves? Could you just jab someone with a shed werewolf fang or something?

>>29621 The Ring of Hircine?

>>29608 C'mon anon, you know that's not an issue for mamono. >>29612 >Go to wonderland court >Ends in a civil settlement where anon agrees to pay reparations in the form of doing the same to the cheshire on her birthday.

>>29616 >visit Dragona as a tourist >after showing you around the main city, your tour guide takes you out towards the surrounding countryside >shortly after leaving the city gates, an actual dragon lands right next to you >you'd seen them up in the sky but you weren't expecting to see one up close >or for it to be so big >instinctively you grab your tour guide and pull her back, placing yourself between her and the monster >but it turns out you were overreacting >a man climbs down from the dragon's back, then it transforms into a girl just like any other you've seen in the city >your tour guide is blushing and panting >you look at her, then look back at the other dragon girl, then it clicks >you ask her if she can do that too >she blushes harder <"Yes but a dragon would only ever let her husband ride her... Do you want to ride me?"

>>29624 >Technically provides the information needed for the guy to provide informed consent (to marriage) >Gets hot and bothered over him (needlessly) trying to protect her That one's a keeper.

>>29621 ehhh natural-born is better plus for that to work I'd have to get a human girlfriend first and that's not only impossible but disgusting

>>29626 >for that to work I'd have to get a human girlfriend Nah, you could just keep turning people until Fate made one of them rape you on the spot or Eros noticed you acting out and took pity.

>>29621 sure why not. the half elf/half human/half werewolf infused her arrows with her mana and that seemed to work

>>29627 I think I'd rather just have a real one man no h*man woman baggage all wild

>>29630 the best girls are a little feral

>>29631 100% think my plan is to fill one cooler with meat and one cooler with beer and take a grill into the woods one weekend and hope the smells attract the right wolfgirl and then I can impress her with my cooking skills

>>29630 It's a fair take, but if you want to make 100% sure you get a werewolf you can always make one. Personally I'd go wild with a squort gun filled with ushi blood just for shiggles.

>>29554 Everyone wins, but especially Freedom. Which you can only find in America.

>>29633 at the very least with an approach like that you're thinning the human female herd, which is commendable someone less discerning can pick up the converts and that's all well and good but for a wife, for me, she's gotta be natural

>>29632 That's how dog girls were made as a species

>>29635 This dog is giving me cat flashbacks.

Do jackals count as dogs?

>>29641 they're invited to the canine bbq >dogs of course >wolves stars of the show >jackals of course, they're desert dogs >hyenas sure but don't get weird. they're savannah dogs >bears they're like really big dogs if you think about it >tigers they're the dogs of cats. it's a stretch but they'd fit in >orcas they're the wolves of the ocean >sharks they're the dogs of the ocean >crocodiles they're the dogs of the swamp any of these can partake >foxes get the FUCK outta here. they are the jews of dogs

>>29641 No, jackals are better at counting so they stay as themselves during census and accounting.

>>29645 Everyone talks about schedule dog accounting but never oni or vampire accounting. They have autism too, you know!

Bed breaking sex sounds good, until you havr to replace the bed, that is.

>>29649 but sleeping on the floor is great ever since I ditched my bedspring/mattress for a futon my back's been better than ever simply don't have a breakable bed and the issue fades. your hips can be ground to dust in peace

>>29648 Vampires may have the 'tism, but they think proper work is beneath them. I don't know about oni, especially the smart ones. Red may be too impatient for it, but I'd think blue ones could manage.

>>29652 Ah, my ancient foe... bluebs.

>>29655 >Classy yet lewd Lilim Welp, guess I just gotta surrender to them now, they know my weakness. Awesome pic.

>>29644 >>tigers >they're the dogs of cats

they were going to show up anyway so I needed to make an excuse

>>29644 Cu Sith not getting invited because they're too much dog not enough girl

>>29657 don't worry about it

I need the dumbest most head-empty retard monstergirl around. Zero thoughts behind those eyes. A complete and utter neural void. Just utterly stupid. I need a girl that gives me that half-asleep spaced out look and makes question marks float around her head whenever anyone says anything.

>>29661 sorry, the lim store is all out of lims

>>29663 Lims aren't stupid, they're DORKS.

>>29662 Look how stupid she looks. Fuck that's hot. >>29664 To be frank, stupidity on its own without being a dork isn't very good.

>>29661 Sensei for about five minutes after a good orgasm and/or milking. Make good use of the time.

>>29667 >Haku's INT plummets immediately after being milked or dicked >really enjoys when you look after her in that state >looks for ways to prolong that condition Don't let your learncow get addicted to INT drain.

>>29668 I'd be addicted to INT draining her. We'd be codependent.

is it hotter if the monstergirl is physically stronger than you and shorter than you, or physically weaker than you and taller than you? what degree of separation is palatable in this regard? being strongarmed by a succubus? overpowered by an imp? manhandled by a fairy? or on the other hand, toppling an oni or ogre, or being able to push a giantess around?

>>29661 I present the vacuous cow.

>>29671 Hotter if she's stronger and shorter. HotTEST if she's stronger and taller.

>>29671 An ideal stronger, shorter girl.

>>29671 fairies should be able to suplex things. it's fine

>>29671 Stronger and shorter feels better for comedy, the bigger the disparity the difference there. Taller and weaker feels more grounded and could be hot, like a dex build mantis or something. Actually, that sounds kinda nice. >taller than you >cute despite that >silent as the grave and quick as greased lightning >still laughably easy to pin if you get the jump on her >god help you if she gets out of the grapple though

what would a fairy even do to you if she could overpower you that seems like a recipe for disaster

>>29677 they usually hunt in packs there's plenty to share

>>29671 I want a strong wife and I want her to look strong. It doesn't correlate with height directly, so if these are my only two options, I'd like a shredded short queen. While I'm not big into maledom, I can see the appeal of a submissive big wife too. In that case I'd rather be the one being stronger than the looks suggest.

<"Ara, so you're the man who doesn't like elves, hmm?" <"Sure doesn't look like we're boring you now." <"...!<3" Friendly reminder not to shit talk the tree hippies on their home turf.

>>29680 I literally do not know how to interact with an elf without shittalking it.

>>29681 i could think of one or two other interactions

>>29682 God, what a great shade of chocolate.

>>29655 That dress looks great on Trolls, I wonder if P'Orcs and H'Orcs can do the same

>>29681 Are MGE elves purely the tree hippy kind or are there also the "shining white towers and ten thousand years ago our species ruined everything forever" kinds?

>>29676 >pin down tallflat wife >she glares back with a look of quiet determination >despite wanting what's about to come I will ruin her with so many children

white elves or dark elves

>>29684 Monsters wearing lewd cocktail dresses are the best

>>29687 I can see a slightly different twist on it. >pin down tallflat ex-midboss lich wife >she glares back with a look of quiet indifference >"Is that all?" >She really wants what's about to come and ancient evils know how to hit those buttons She'll have an army of undead yet. Or at least her own little league team.

>>29689 Dark elf raised by trolls.

>>29671 Anything as long as she's stronger Being bested by a fairy sounds unlikely though

>>29690 This one looks like she borrowed/stole the dress from her taller sister or mom. >>29693 >Being bested by a fairy sounds unlikely though https://youtu.be/_vfkzMAWWKE?t=63

>>29689 i like the dark ones with the silver hair

>>29695 I love drows too. Too bad most depictions of dark elves are really just tanned elves with none of that obsidian colored goodness.

>>29691 The real fun is when you pin her down while interlacing fingers. That's when she stops making eye contact with you because she knows she's gonna REALLY get it breaking tallflat kuuderes is all kinds of fun

>>29685 They're the arrogant kind who look down on humans. Instant loss when actually fucking one, though.

>>29696 silver haired chocolate elves are great drow are also great but not all dark elves have to be forgotten realms drow >>29694 >fairy gets a belt of giant strength and it automatically sizes to fit her >RULES OF NATUREs that dickhead that keeps coming around trapping her sisters in bottles into the ground >grown-ass man gets dryfished by a 6-inch-tall girl

>>29671 I prefer stronger than me, but lemme think about it. >Succubus Sure; she can just be like a 5' gymnast or something. Makes sense. >Imp Similar, just more smol >Fairy I dunno, that one just stretches (pun intended) the imagination too far for me. Just too nonsensical and confusing. I'd out-mass her so much that the strength difference would just be meaningless--she'll either never have leverage to use it or she'll just put a tiny fist through my hand and I'll end up in the hospital. I would be into a fairy, though. The horny-as-fuck fairy in the Legend of Zelda cartoon has primed me for fairy love.

>>29700 I'm more into pixies myself because I love smol and bratty girls. A match made in heaven.