>>32383 This is not a regulation maid uniform

>>32386 frankly 10 seconds to load a page is quick for it

>>32388 I guess? I'm just happy it's alive after all it's been through.

>>32387 Actually, it is. It's the Elegant Bondage - Thigh Split Dress, with complementary blindfold and cuffs.

>>32393 Huh, well I'll be. How big is their catalogue?

>>32395 mysteriously, they mostly cater to convents

>>32395 It was put together by the best Anubi Maids, so as you can imagine, it's categorized by formality, occasion, and then by type of piece(long, medium or short skirts, maidkini, etc). Formal, Semi-formal, Informal, and then Serious, Elegant, Friendly or Erotic, creating 12 categories of clothing. Classic maid outfits would be in the Formal Serious category, for example, while that dress would be in the Formal Elegant one.

>>32383 That's a cute batkiki

>>32399 The periodic table of meidos

i will marry all the Ryu, no hebi can stop me.

>>32409 go on without me, i'll hold off the hebis

>>32368 Titanium as a bone replacement is actually not that bad, it's about as durable if not more, and entirely non-magnetic. Really you have nothing to lose. Though, I also don't know what causes tinnitus, I just wanted to post about a pixie going smaller than small a-la Magic School Bus

>>32411 Should I be concerned that you went for Magic School Bus as your reference point rather than Fantastic Voyage?

>>32350 Yes. Instead, you'll do the raping yourself. Go, she's all ready for you!

>>32411 It sounds too heavy to go inside the ear though. Bone is porous and light.

>>32410 Bless your noble heart

>>32412 Maybe he just has a thing for hakutakus?

This plant stinks (good)

For monsters such as minotaurs who specifically 'take much pleasure in unilaterally raping men', do you think they'd find it annoying/a turn off if you suddenly started consenting?

>>32360 Really the only girl I'd expect to have better knockers would be a door.

>>32420 Perhaps she just enjoys overwhelming you, making you helpless and seeing your eyes go into hearts when she increases her speed. Even if you consent, she can go further and faster then you are prepared for. Pelvis shattering sex. Shoving her sweaty used panties in your face as she jerks you off. Nursing hand jobs that you can't escape from. Overwhelming you with sweaty tomboy cow love. But also, minotaur is a cozy cow. She likes a cuddle.

how do i counter these moves?

>>32425 tell her you prefer mature women and her moveset changes to the much more manageable "pout" and "cry" just know that "cry" is a trap move and if you pick "console" you're dooming yourself to go right back into her win condition

>>32378 That's a chirpwan wife. Now I'm thinking about what kind of kooky kiki combos you could make. >Doberman-magpie kiki >Jealously guards your home >does a good job cleaning too but insists on keeping the shiny trash in her treasure room (it's a closet with nice shelves).

>>32426 shes immune, what do i do?!?

>>32418 maneaters are so peak

>>32427 >parrot-chihuahua

>>32428 it's a feint. that's not immunity it's just resistance continue as normal and repeat it as often as is necessary. her delusions will crumble eventually just hang in there. don't give up

i cant summon guardians fast enough to protect myself so i guess im going to spec into being a necromancer, wish me luck

>>32429 More of a Dryad man myself

>>32432 use the tried and true early game magic user strat: recruit the first meathead that rapes you.

>>32433 i like to imagine all husbands of plant girls have a club like abyssal husbands do. lan party at Big Fucking Tree on wednesday

>>32434 >get raped in your backstory by your magic teacher who also happened to be a meathead the game was over before it even began

>>32436 at least she gets to start with a really cool mount

Why are all the girls with malicious dispositions the best? Unless anyone would like to prove me wrong.

>>32429 Are you an ara ara maneater man, or are you with the smug brat gang? Do you huff your plants?

>>32435 Party at the Yggdrasil let’s go

>>32430 >Tiny (your top shelves will be uncleaned. It can't be helped) >Stereotypically Mexican >Dresses in flamboyant colors >Every other parrot feature just seems to make the chihuahua bits stronger (she gets cold SO easily, will need to spend lots of time on your lap to stay warm) What an absolute terror. Also, I don't know exactly what a tropical abuelita would be like, but I know you'd better try to stay on her good side even harder than you would with babushka.

>>32436 Can we muscle wizard together?

>>32441 >your top shelves will be uncleaned. It can't be helped yes it can. she's so small she can actually fucking fly

>>32444 Not with wings though. Her anger is just so great it propels her upward so she can fuck up those dust bunny pendejos.

>>32441 But surely a ladder could be used

>>32439 predatory, creepy, and smug is my ideal man eater. and yes i huff them. what kind of fool do you take me for

>>32440 >its just a REALLY old dryad and her husband hosting a big tabletop night

>>32446 No puedo hacerlo significa no puedo hacerlo, Anon Mastoh. But if you want, she got a cousin. That bitch is like five feet tall homes, maybe she could reach it?

>>32438 because they know what they want and they take it

>>32433 contrary to popular opinion it turns out it was pretty easy being green

>>32450 Yes! The most dangerous girls are the most sexiest. >>32451 Also pretty easy to be blue-green.

>>32448 >>32451 >Husbands of bee girls and their friends getting into contests to see who can brew the best mead >Old Dryad husband looking like fucking Treebeard because his wife insists he wears foliage from her tree to mark him as hers

Idunno what it is, plants can be sexy to me but insects just cannae. I'm not even a real life bughater. and it is specifically insects because I'd spoder but I wouldn't crab nothin' beats mammals though