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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #18 Anonymous 07/17/2025 (Thu) 16:11:54 No. 31613
>>31612 I second this anon.
>>31614 >>31612 Joke answer: miscellaneous Real answer: my list is a joke, you're the norm, I hope.
>>31611 What cemented hypnosis for me was an episode of The Real Ghostbusters I saw as a kid. Some ghost hypnotized Venkman and I was just obsessed with seeing that episode again until it finally repeated.
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You should marry your tsundere wyvern childhood friend and have a lot of children with her.
personally i just want to have a big cuddle pile with a bunch of monster girls, like hundreds of them all just chilling together. maybe my top 100 or something like that, but also i like the idea of a big one species harem, but its a cuddle harem for cuddling
>>31617 Only if she's the classical variety that just goes deredere after we're married and never resorts to physical violence.
>>31617 but tsunderes are mean, why not just get with the yandere? or the deredere? or any of the deres that arent mean?
>>31617 I keep telling you that I AM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
>>31621 Monsters will read this and go <"Time for exposure therapy."
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>>31618 Clone potion got you covered if you want to stay monogamous
>>31623 Anon, no! You cannot handle this much smug! Smug pollution kills!
>>31623 Monogamy IS really hot, but also
What is Miss Wurm’s favorite song? I wanna rock!
>>31624 They can be smug and I will be comfy, win-win >>31625 But?
>>31627 there was a but there but then i forgot
mamono who gases herself up with talk of "simply gazing upon my form enslaves a man with lust and all I need to do is open my arms and he will be mine, entrapped in endless pleasure and copulation day in and day out and intense mind-blasting mating pleasure that erases all thoughts of anything but sex" but gets tuckered out after one round and loses to headpats
>>31627 >Cheshires being smug about how comfortable and relaxed they're 'forcing' you to be the horror
>>31630 Pet them while snuggling and it's just soft lovey-dovey (smug) babbling
Help some kind of cow women at the library just came up to me and told me "you put the stud in studying". Whats the proper response to this?
>>31633 first you say "thank you for waiting while I consult my internet friends for advice." then you hit her with the "let's go to the fantasy section, I'll introduce you to a whole new world"
>>31633 Try to feed her bullets and gunpowder so she can shoot bullets from her horns like that one documentary.
learncow save me, i need your help learncow i can type fast but i cannot think fast
I want a monster to grab the sides of my head and force me to make eye contact with her until i cry
>>31637 why would eye contact with a pretty woman make you cry frankly I'd just smooch one if she did this to me
>>31629 >tuckered out after one round Afrer one round of what?
>>31639 eye contact is fine but prolonged, forceful eye contact is hell, especially if im being forcefully complimented and praised
>>31641 yeah just disarm the situation with a smooch if it's gonna make you cry crying sucks
>>31642 It's tears of happiness.
>>31641 Nightmarish, you must scream until the voices stop
>>31641 you could always find one of those faceless ladies. i hear they're nice
Happiness be upon ya
>>31646 i cant not smile when i see this
without fluff I cannot be happy
>>31650 Fluff!
Ah, the pleasures of eating ass after a long, tiring day of work.
Thoughts on dress succubi and their ilk?
>set up a monster trap in Wonderland >literally just a string of sausages suspended over a resetting trapdoor >check the pit after 12 hours >6 jubjubs and 2 jabberwocks the birds I was expecting but I really thought the dragons would be smarter than that
>>31649 Same, It's hypnotic, I can't stop looking and smiling. We need portals
mamono man trap that's just a cheeseburger under a basket and stick trap next to a bush with purple cat ears sticking out of it
>>31654 Dragons are just plucked harpies anyway
>>31656 Why use a silly thing like mediocre food when they have something a lot more effective at hand: themselves.
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Loli Wight age gap romance and sex
>>31659 >loli That's supposed to be a loli?
>>31659 behold the superior (artificially induced) age gap romance and sex
>>31662 Doesn't look like much romance is happening there, tbqhwyf.
>>31663 theres plenty there for those with the eyes to see.
>>31664 But where we're going, we don't need no eyes to see
>>31665 because our eyes are covered, our faces smothered. we've no need to guide ourselves anymore.
be a good Friend and make a nice post about a mamono who never gets any posts for me it's beer and boardgames night at the roadside grill stand with ms ren xiongmao
>>31661 Pretty close to the loli/JC line but still on the loli side I'd say.
>>31667 What if there was a monstergirl you forget as soon as you stop thinking about her?
>>31667 Of all the girls in MGE, mandragora is one of them.
>>31667 saccophytes and claustrophytes objectively give the best hugs of any monster girl, and there is no finer place to be trapped.
Ignoring your own personal preferences and mge fate stuff, what monster girl would you be bait for?
>>31669 then her self-report profile would be a bunch of stuff like "once thoughts of her have entered her desired man's mind he'll never stop thinking about her, even for a second, blah blah blah" but the reality would probably be that she is very sad and lonesome because all men have wandering minds
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>>31667 i want to experience a hug from a tentacle at least once in my life
>>31667 Roper and parasite slime are GOOD girls who simply do not get enough credit for the hard work at monsterisation that they do to help transition to a post portal world. Dark matter's get credit for the same reason. >>31672 The first one who decides I'm hers of course.
>>31672 I can't confidently say a balrog because I am not destined for greatness. but the "big dreams but five billion mental roadblocks" aspect kind of applies. I wouldn't allow it though because I'd just disappoint her maybe a bogey but I'm not actually all that into the huge emotional dependence thing and I'd rather actually improve my lot in life than just cry into a blanket forever honestly I don't know. I struggle to think of a single reason why anyone, human or mamono, would ever actually like me in particular. I can't imagine I'm bait for any mamono in particular my best outcome is probably just to get snatched by a mamono that just wants anything with no real specifications or notable qualities I think I don't like this question
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>>31659 Loli Wight anal gape romance
>>31663 >tbqhwyf Dis you had a stroke?
>>31678 nta but i thought it was 'To be quite honest with you friend' but i could be wrong
>>31676 absolute bogey/krampus bait.
>31677 Don't reply to me again, and preferably not to anyone else either.
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>>31659 Superior age gap romance
>>31677 And sex
>>31682 big drama in the pedophile community
>>31681 I dindu nuffin to warrant getting krampus'd and frequently miss my own birthday even, so she'd struggle to find a special day. can't imagine that counts as bait for 'em and I don't think a bogey would like it when I say I'd rather wear my fingers to the bone failing to claw my way out of the hole than pretend to be happy at the bottom I'm simply not marketable to mamono, there are no ThisAnon dakimakura covers or figurines for sale on mamono realm shelves presumably I'm mere "he has a pulse" zombie bait
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>>31667 Last time i posted about slugge, i'll talk a bit about living dolls. In general i love mechanical/synthetic mamono. They specially adapted to being taken care of. Whether it's buying new clothes, taking care of cracks, reapplying makeup. It's the type of high maintenance that i enjoy, and with plenty of benefits. Also, goth lolita.
>>31665 >>31666 These posts reminded me of quotes from Bloodborne
>>31686 man i wish i could say something to help you but please stop beating yourself up so much
>>31677 Cant you be normal and just want to reproduce?
>>31690 That was actually an Event Horizon quote, also known as "that unofficial portals prequel movie"
>>31690 this is very high praise, thank you anon
>>31692 He just wants to be a brainrotted nuisance, in case post 31685 didn't already clue you in about the state of his mental faculties.
>>31667 Summer is when you really want to be clean and refreshed, so it's Bubble Slime's time to shine.
>>31695 What?
>>31672 probably gremlin
>>31695 do you think the guys posting lolis and the guy calling the guys posting lolis pedophiles are the same people
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>>31691 that wasn't my intent but you are correct, I just tried to answer the question objectively and got carried away sorry unrelated raiju post as repentance for basically-offtopic
>>31700 Does she like salt and vinegar chips?
>>31697 Just ignore the ones trying to cause discord by hunting imaginary boogeymen and keep posting normally
>>31700 blep.
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>>31695 Anal with lolis is basic manners in monster culture, no need to be rude by denying them such pleasure
>>31700 this weasel appears fully charged. Do not handle without proper protective equipment.
>>31705 damn the resistances this time I've got huge max health and a passive that allows me to survive one fatal blow
>>31705 The simplest choice is to befriend the weasel. That way she won't attack you.
>>31705 OSHA can't stop me from doing what I want in my own home.
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All the abyss/eldritch monsters have the power to transform their spouses into something more fitting to their needs >nightgaunts have their wing suits >flayers have their squids >nachas have their spider tanks >wendigos have their coats The only transformation thats kinda ambiguous is the shog Wiki says that their husband's bodies become like the slime that make up their wive's bodies after banging and "joining" with them enough times The implication being that just like their husband's furniture and tools, the shog eventually replaces their husband's body with a part of themselves Here starts my theory The body replacement on its own is way too vanilla for the endgame of one of the certified freaks in the sheets that the abyss produces >What if the shog herself is the monsterfucker in this relationship? My theory makes even more sense when taking this section from their wiki entry into consideration: >"...it is said that the reason they fled from their mistresses is probably not because they were unsatisfied with their employment, but because they become envious from seeing the monsters of chaos become one with their husbands and wished to acquire husbands of their own." They were already schlicking to the sights of the gaunts, spider fuckers, flayers, and whatever else lives in the abyss getting it on with their monster form husbands The shog was raised on the sights and sounds of their female compatriots banging all manner of inhuman beasts, so naturally she wants more of the same but cant settle on one form alone for hubby What does the innovative, intelligent, and pent-up shog do? She uses her powers of replication and control over hubby's body to live out any and all manner of human female on monster male depravity she thinks of >Shog reads twilight and gets into the werewolf x human dynamic >acquires a fetish for claws, fur, and a drooling maw >alters hubby slightly while he's sleeping so he wakes up as the abyssal version of a werewolf >Shog see the shape of water in theaters with hubby >Hubby is now locked into a weekend reenactment of the shadow over Innsmouth where he's one of the fish-folk hellbent on banging the hot shog investigator staying in town >Movie night at home watching Aliens >Devolves into bondage night where Hubby is both the face hugger and the xenomorph impregnating a bound shog glued to the wall of their attic In short, Shogs have the greatest capacity for degeneracy out of all the abyss monsters and their quiet personalities should not distract you from the fact they are dirty degenerate monster fuckers
>>31709 The profile is pretty clear that the endgame of shog is melding and union, though i guess that went completely over your head because you needed to insert your fetish into it.
>>31710 >because you needed to insert your fetish into it. Welcome to MGE, pick up your complimentary goat loli and enjoy your stay
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>>31659 Superior age gap romance and sex
>>31709 >>31711 >shog >human female You don't need to welcome me to MGe when you pretty.obviosly have nothing to do with it. As expected of someone trying to reinvent the wheel. And if you bothered reading any of the material, you'd know that the husbands don't change forms in the way you described it. I don't know how you go from slightly slime man to werewolves, but you need to go back to whatever hole you came from.
werewolf mentioned deploying smooches
Hey mod, just an FYI, and this might seem like an overreaction, but I would nip this shit here in the bud before it gets out of hand >31676 >31686 This is the exact same MO as a certain sad sack poster on smug who likes to cause a lot problems
>>31715 I already stopped, will not repeat, and don't use smug
MONSTER GIRL FACTS I banged ur mum
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>>31709 >being a facehugger ive thought of this one before, and i really like it also, this is a really cool idea in general, its kind of a more extreme phantom in a way
>>31672 one of the purple ones
>>31721 I predict oomukade
>>31656 >Anon sneaks up on the bush with purple ears sticking out of it. >Cheeseburger mamono catches another dumb anon! >She is a smart as she is delicious!
>>31667 Imps are good girls and deserve love. And cuddles. And cute outfits. And sexy goth outfits.
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>>31714 r u d y u d y
>>31672 Any mamono that I could brush and / or pet. Especially ear scritches. I would be unable to resist her.
>>31723 a food mimic seems like a mamono geneva convention violation
>>31727 >IN SOVIET GENEVA, MAMONO WANTS TO BE INSIDE YOU
>>31653 Arguably better than lingerie succubi.
>>31653 >>31729 What are either of these? Ittan Momen with real specific forms? The absolute sluttiest living armors imaginable?
>>31672 Satyros with how much alcohol I down
>>31653 mamono in sun dresses the card games on motorcycles of a new age
>>31730 Just succs in various outfits. Dirndl succs, a variety of dress succubi, are incredibly powerful.
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>>31711 >shitposter seething about the sabbath >again Its funny how even after all this time, this one thing remains a constant.
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>>31736 >Why won't you die!? <Cunny machines, onii-chan!
>>31737 Hah. Funny pun. Although automatons are usually super old, so lord only knows what kinda insane combat she's seen.
>>31735 Ah, so, like, a succ in a classy, but form-fitting, business suit? Or a succ in a three-sizes too small gothic cocktail dress, complete with highly trained decorative jewel spiders in her hair? The training being to angle themselves to reflect light at people she wants to get attention from. Also, bug control.
Succ who just wears a fedora and talks about gamergate while pointing at her vagina.
>>31741 this is one of those metaphors, i think
the best succ outfit is a nun outfit, but one of those cheongsam-like lewd nun dresses, with the no-sleeves and the slit sides and she always does the eyes closed and smiling warmly thing until she's about to do something really lewd
>>31743 Respectfully, no. That's a good outfit, but it's no 400 gallons of creamed corn.
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>>31706 >Anon facetanks the lightning proc with 1 hp left over >Unable to do anything as the raiju walks up and flicks his forehead because paralysis Lightning resist is not a meme, it is your only hope
>>31743 So a dark priest
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>>31743 i value all habits
Meanwhile, on 4mon >Zapnon facetanks the headpat proc with 1 hp left over >Unable to do anything as Anon walk up and kisses her forehead because paralysis Headpat resist is not a meme, it is your only hope
>>31745 I'll win eventually... and I won't reduce the damage I'm taking from the lightning even once I WILL ruffle those ears >>31746 no it's different because she has horns and wings and LARPs as a pure holy woman until it's time to activate
>>31749 HAHAHAHAHAHA Anon is dating a LARPER. WHAT A DORK.
NAKED NUNS WITH BIG GUNS
>>31747 >habits I see Darkstalkers hit some youths harder than others
>>31740 A spider tamer succubus sounds hot.
>>31753 is that necessary? spiders are already domesticated and humanities oldest ally
>>31754 How many words per minute can you type? I'm curios if eight legs are faster than ten fingers.
>>31754 >spiders >domesticated Jesus how horrifying
>>31667 My preferences are based around myself, so I'd be a bait to my favorites regardless
>>31758 Whoops meant for >>31672
Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish
>>31760 raiju pokes cheshire and statics all her fur and hair out straight on end
>>31760 raiju sticking a fork in an outlet
>>31760 A White Horn flushed due to the summer heat.
>>31760 Ratatoskr running in a hamster wheel.
>>31760 Ghoul biting a zombie dragon's tail
>>31739 >This is the only way it could have ended. A machine built to end war is always a machine built to continue war.
>level 47 fairy light mage >level 52 fairy dark mage >level 49 pixie rogue >level 5 human fighter This is the ideal party composition. You may not like it but this is what peak adventuring looks like.
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>>31767 The Machine of hatred must be tamed with love.
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How weird is too weird for lilims?
>>31772 Well isn't Wonderland basically run by a Lim?
>>31773 >basically It is "run", by a lim, yes.
>>31774 So there's no end to the weirdness
>>31775 No, i'd say wonderland Lim is about as weird as you can get. You probably just haven't considered or read on how weird wonderland is.
>>31776 >You probably just haven't considered or read on how weird wonderland is Thanks, I try.
I'll give the Wonderland Lim as much limlets as she wants to make her stop being so horny
>>31760 Anon throwing a fairy like a dart or a paper airplane (she likes the speed, makes her feel like an ace pilot taking off from an aircraft carrier)
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>>31736 I'm neither a shitposter nor do I seethe at sabbath, I only find it amusing that someone thinks it's weird that anon inserts his fetishes into MGE, when KC's stance is that everything goes so long as you follow the rules.
>>31780 And i just find it amusing that you needed to completely bend and modify a profile that has nothing to do with those fetishes. And also calling shog a human woman, which just tells me you are just a retarded secondary.
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>>31781 Wait why do you even think I'm the shog anon
>>31784 Being the 3rd reply in that chain, it's not a strange assumption
>>31709 Wendigos don't transform you into coats though
>>31672 Likely a Devil. I’m prime “I can make him worse” bait with vices.
I feel like zombies and other similar undead would be among my top picks if it wasn't for me imagining how much they must smell.
>>31794 Wash her then?
>>31794 HARD disagree about the smell. Zombies come from basically 2 sources: >Liches >Zombification by Zombies For the former, Miss Lich would never let her daughters be stinky girls. For the latter, it's just a sweaty former human lady, so she just needs a shower.
>>31796 >a human corpse reanimated by mamono mana The usual way is also there, which is what i think anon is thinking of. Regardless, you can still take care of a zombie and make her smell good. Couple showers, taking care of her wounds, applying Miss Lich 2 in 1 moisturizer and disinfectant for zombies, etc.
>>31798 What does the farmer (zombie) say? GRAAAAAAAAINS!
>>31794 I'd imagine they'd smell like antiseptic or whatever. Just because they're dead doesn't mean they're rotting. They will try to prevent it of course.
>>31667 Let's go with Wonderland's Trumparts. They're adorable monsters. I'd like to play cards with one, cuddle up inside the card, train together, or bounce ideas off of each other on how to make Wonderland a more fun place.
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>>31659 Well, it can be considered a monster girl so, I'm a huge fab of the Shuten Douji style character. Loli that's aged and experienced but isn't exactly a hag, no idea if I explained ir correctly but ai had to get it out of y chest, I simply love her type and also that ahe's physically strong,maybe as strong as a Baphomet.
>>31667 Not a monster specifically and I posted it before, but I would love to have D&D Friday or Sunday night sessions with hag friends or neighbors, despite them role-playing damage taken and armor stripped or gained with their clothes it doesn't have to be something strictly sexual, just have fun If they want to have sex though I wouldn't say no
>>31806 Tomboy Onis are the cutest, and are even cuter when they start going all flirty and ladylike in private
>>31794 Funnily enough they wouldn’t smell too bad unless there’s some kind of bacterial process going on. I’d be more worried about the lack of smell than anything else.
>>31809 Why?
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>>31667 Nacho is a cute. Cute I say.
>>31806 Are you drunk?
>>31811 Nacho too small. Daddy needs a big ol’ plate of them!
>>31806 I wouldn't mind if she wanted to sit on my face
>>31667 Ghouls are the best member of the undead family tree and most useful minion monster
>>31810 Wife stank, life good. Wife no stank, sad life. Zug zug.
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>>31794 Just wash them properly before making love to them, the more you cum inside them the more they regenerate and the less they smell in the future, just fill then up with your seed like a water balloon If you like Zombies though remember to press B when they are evolving into Wights
>>31817 I specifically want to take a dragon zombie and evolve her into a dragon wight.
>>31806 I think most "500 year old loli" characters are more like that, it's just that people using the term lolibaba so often skews the public perception towards that character type being more hag-like than it actually is.
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>>31819 what are normal 500 year olds like?
>>31820 spooky scary skeletons
>>31818 thats my plan, im gonna have a big harem of undead
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big titty vampire
>>31823 Big titty vamps sound awesome. When do you plan to post one?
>>31824 This one is just asking for teeth correction.
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>>31825 uh oh
>>31826 Not at all what i meant.
>>31826 Amazing! AALLLLLL of my upvotes! You made me actually laugh out loud.
>>31828 Imagine redditshire.
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby.
>>31830 Bullshit. If there were monsters nearby they would be knocking at my door and windows already trying to get into my home and eat my cheese.
>>31830 >sleep-deprived anon begs the monsters to go away so he can finally rest >a zombie crawls out from the ground under his feet >hugs him tightly >anon falls asleep in her hands and gets the cuddled buff
>>31800 What does an autistic zombie say? TRAAAAAAAAINS!
>>31830 >take a quest >leave town >miss wyvern is waiting outside town >pay miss wyvern to fast travel to the dungeon >do the quest >miss wyvern is waiting outside the dungeon >pay miss wyvern to fast travel back to town >turn in quest >take a bunch more quests >miss wyvern's dialogue becomes increasingly flustered >do the last quest >talk to miss wyvern to fast travel back to town >miss wyvern gets a health bar >you cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby
>>31823 Translate it you weaboos
>>31835 The pleasure of having big mammaries.
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>>31817 Zombies are just so cute and simple, they truly are the best undead
>>31837 among all undead they are the most headpattable and that's a fact
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>>31834 i thought it was supposed to be the merchant that was the secret boss fight
>>31838 even a dullahan without her body?
>>31839 The merchant who mysteriously appears in endgame areas where your party struggles?
>>31839 It depends on your choices. Spend too much on fast travel and you get the wyvern, spend too much on items and you get the danuki.
>>31838 That's just false.
>>31842 I'm going to donate all my money to charity then. That way i can avoid having a secret bossfight all together.
>>31840 while the idea is cute you must remember that the dullahan's headless body has become a raging sex machine and is coming your way if you're within arms reach of the head you have about 3 seconds of headpat action before the body koolaid mans through the wall and Interrupted. (Spell failed) Grabbed. Knocked Prone. (Struggle failed) You took 92 damage. You took 106 damage. (Struggle failed) You took 111 damage. You took 123 damage. (Struggle failed) Critical hit! You took 263 damage. You took 152 damage. You lost... with a zombie you have unlimited access and she'll just nuzzle into it. at least once she's mana'd up a little. probably not advisable on first blush >>31843 oh?
>>31840 They are too proud and stubborn for such acts
>>31847 that's the best part
>>31837 If I simply grab one from the graveyard and claim her for myself, will there be repercussions or someone looking for her in the future?
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>>31838 >>31843 Most undead are better for gently cupping her cheek/the side of her face rather than headpatting
>>31848 The eventual moment when she stops complaining and just starts enjoying it makes it so much worth it.
>>31849 If you're raising a corpse into a zombie then the Necromancers' Guild will require you fill out a form or three. If you're taking an already raised zombie from a Lich's workforce just give the Lich a heads-up and maybe a two week warning for her to find a suitable replacement, if you don't wanna get the Lich angry. And let me tell you, a Lich with a grudge is the worst kind of mother-in-law you could have.
>>31853 she'll warm up when the grandbabies start popping out
>>31853 >a Lich with a grudge is the worst kind of mother-in-law you could have. >"I'm sorry for not giving you more warning, ma'am, your experiment/pet project/daughter was so cute I couldn't help myself. If you'd like, I wrote this report on our first experience..." Boom. Her face will never show it but you just turned her opinion of you right around.
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this is the last time i apply to a Eros wizardry class.
>>31856 But coom wizards are incredibly powerful, not even monsters have resistance against eromancy.
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>>31857 thats what i thought, until i learned that the ladies goes first and im the only male practice partner for about 30 monsters.
>>31835 “It was not by my hands I was given massive tits. I was called here by humans, who wished for me to have mommy milkies.” “What is a man? A miserable little pile desiring paizuri!”
>>31835 >>31823 Can't be bothered to look up the kanji I don't remember, so there's a little guessing >Plebian! Quickly become an incubus and become my husband! >Aside for that... >Ah, there's also today's blood sucking! <If you'll become an inkubus I'll definitely give birth to your children <3 <Also the thread mod is gay.
This hellhound is no dope. She's not just strong, but she's smart too! Smarter than your average hellhound. Smarter than even you, Anon. Yes that's right. You have been out-thunk by a hellhound.
>>31864 >no image Heh.
>>31863 for all that talking up how superior vampires are she mysteriously has a lot of dhampir daughters
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>>31865 silence. you won't be laughing when she schools you.
>>31864 fool that the invisible hellhound is, she thinks there is a single thought running through my head besides "pat" her full mental stack is devoted to predicting 5000 different moves, so in this moment, my mind is superior get fluffed get fluffed get fluffed get fluffed get fluffed
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>happy dumb dog noises
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>>31864 I'm proud of hellwan that learned to type.
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>>31869 she will never anticipate my next move!
>>31871 Spoiler that shit, perv!
>>31721 why are all the purple monsters so good? purple is objectively the best monster colour, with pink in second
>>31873 it just be like that
at the end of the day, hellhounds are still dogs, not wolves "I will never be domesticated not in a million years" was steam from one interviewee hellhound. seemed more desperate than anything. "don't even try it I swear it won't work" words from a woman ONE heavy petting session away from rolling over. and frankly, many such cases. I guarantee instant loss from rubbies and patpat or I will grant a full refund
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>>31876 >I guarantee instant loss from rubbies and patpat or I will grant a full refund i am NOT falling for that one again.
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do you own the dog, or does the dog own you?
>>31878 Dogs owe me sex, and the debt keeps increasing.
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Oh yeah, it's Friday Remember to make plenty of love to your auntster today
pinned and marked with hot wet slobbery hellhound tongue on my lips
>>31876 "i'm untamable" "i'm an endangered species" "i can crush a beer can with my tits" these are just dating ploys
>>31882 Which one is the last one?
>>31883 hobgob
>>31877 it's no trick, just honest advise. you must have stopped too early. you really have to get in there and not let up until they're defeated >>31878 in the end it is mutual in that the dog does whatever she wants whenever she wants, but the dog also melts to any kind of affection and becomes fluffputty in the palm of your hand with so much as a "who's a good girl" and some ear scratches >>31882 and to be fair, it works, doesn't it? but EVERY mamono is like this. all the pomp and intimidation crumbles with one simple trick, you just need to know what it is. cheshires driving you mad? put out some cardboard boxes. dragons burning your crops? just go rub the base of their horns. kakuens making a mess of the place? ooooh banana. it's that easy
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>Oh no! Raging mushrooms, my one weakness!
>>31869 I can't wait until she turns the tables and I get to make dumb Anon noises.
>>31837 I like monsters with 1 int or less, like it was mentioned last thread they have not a single thought behind their eyes
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>>27300 >"Phew, this area was something else. Who would have thought we would encounter a desert after that boss." >"You would, if you had been paying attention at our guide." Guess he's right. >"Whatever, keep alert for this one, hopefully you didn't waste all of your antivenom on the way here." Once again, we find ourselves in front of a large stone arch surrounded in clouds. I follow my friend inside of the arena, senses ready to react at any slight threat. Resting on the floor i see a curled up scorpion girl, quite large in size. She slowly rises into wakefulness, and looks to us. <"Tch, you want to go through here, you need to defeat me, you know how it goes." Without saying much else, she unceremoniously lunges her large stinger towards me, which i manage to avoid. Once again, me and my friend split, but this time it brings us no advantage. She's extremely dexterous with both her pincers and her tail, being able to easily deal with us at the same time. <"Hah, time to make this even more difficult for you noobs." She quickly swipes the ground in a circle, forcing us to recede into the edge of the arena. I watch as her image becomes blurry, and then splits in two. Looking back at my friend in confusion, he can only stare back at me the same. We try our best to fight a clone each, trying to discern which one is the real one. They seem weaker, but still not enough to give us an advantage. Between the melee attacks of her pincers and the venom spray of her tail it's becoming more and more difficult to land a hit on her. <"Again!" She laughs maniacally as she does the same sweeping move and split. Now we are fighting against 4 giant scorpions barely holding on. We take a quick decision to focus on one, and when we finally manage to defeat the clone, we look in horror as the others had already duplicated again. >"We need to find the real one, before it's too late." We keep concentrating on them one at a time, doing out best to hold off the acidic poison and the pincer punching, but it seems like it's all in vain. After defeating a final clone, we are overwhelmed. I get cornered, covering my face to avoid ingesting any of the green venom. There is barely anything i can do. >"Hold that one off, we are going to have so much fun with this one." >"Hurry up then, i want to have my turn too." >"We can do him two at a time!" Are they talking about my friend? I use their arguing as an opportunity to look around me. Two of the clones are riding his limp body, covered in sticky liquids. He's barely holding on to consciousness, being aggressively mounted by the girtablilus who inject him with a steady supply of their juice. Behind that horrifying scene however, i see the open arch no longer covered in clouds. We must have defeated the original without realizing. Taking a leap of faith, i start running towards it, my last hope. A hand grabs me. >"Hoy, where do you think you are going?" My fear is enough to make me react quicker than her. I take off the armor on my chest, and flee quickly before any of the others can catch up to me. As i make it through the threshold, all of the chaotic sounds disappear. After a moment of hesitation, i look back into the now empty arena, neither boss nor friend in sight. He was gone, and now it was up to me to finish the rest of the adventure alone. Hopefully wikifag sees the image this time.
>>31887 this IS a legitimate concern, as humans are equally as vulnerable to headpats presumably it breaks down into a pair of clumsy idiots with their hands on top of each others' heads trying not to lose it's a much more equal match than sex or traditional contests of strength, though I'd argue that humans have more ancestral experience petting than any mamono, so we do still have the edge as long as you don't get caught off guard. human hands were literally evolved to pet things. if there's one thing humanity will NEVER LOSE at it's that >>31888 dumb dorks are the fucking best
>>31890 I don't even want to win the petting war, I want both of us to blissfully lose together. I think this stance sets me up for a mostly equal relationship with a hellhound and I'm okay with that. The nap that comes afterwards will be legendary.
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>>31890 >dumb dorks are the fucking best I normally like monster species on the smarter end of the scale. But bumbling loli adventurers that wear too little, are too sexy and are aware of neither drive me wild.
>>31894 actual smartso nerd monsters can be pretty nice too I just like honest and simple women the most, and that "dumb, genuine smile with floating question marks" expression is extremely lethal to me.
Is the cityhound more dangerous than the badlandhound?
I miss deem posting.
>>31896 the cityhound is far less trustworthy and more crafty, but the badlandshound is more volatile and strong. she won't try to deceive you though >>31897 what's stopping you? we had some deem vs angel last thread. or maybe it was the one before
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>>31897 here's a deem green I did. >Interview with demon who would be your manager if you got the job >Making notes while you talk >Making LOTS of notes over minor things you wouldn't have noticed yourself, but become acutely aware of when she starts franticallly scribbling >i.e. when you trip over your words, say we instead of I, saying uh for just a little too long >She dominates the room with but flick of her pen, twitch of her tail, bristle of the wing and purposefully ambiguous hums >It's maddening >as she's distracted by a sudden phone call, you dare to look over the desk >she's mostly written in uninteligible demon script - no dice >but right at the bottom, in dripping, fresh, purple ink that soaks the page so deep it's a miracle she didn't snap the nib etching it onto the paper >"Tormentable." >"Irresistibly so" >Her sudden whisper upon your ear shocks, and you almost fall backwards off your chair in surprise. >you stammer an apology >Her polite smile curls just a hair sinister >"Ah, what I meant to say was >"What I said was 'Thank you anon. We'll be in touch soon'." >don't like how she said 'touch' >really don't like how she said 'touch'
>>31900 charisma breaking this demon by grabbing that belly
>>31894 i don't want to alarm you but you may just like monster women
>>31895 >dumb, genuine smile with floating question marks This, plus maybe optional head tilting, is spot on the kind of behavior I imagine from a loli Salamander.
>>31898 There was an anon that used to deempost regularly and he does it best. I'm not articulate enough. >>31900 Being toyed by a deem at work seems like a delightful hell.
>>31900 >deem green >posts blue deem My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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>>31895 That?
>>31907 if i had a bunyip i'd hug her
>>31910 Yeah, imagine the fluff all other you arms, her soft warmth radiating from her body
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>>31907 very close, but with a more 0 thoughts head empty smile such as this, as an example >>31903 the head tilt is a massive powerup and then everything is further enhanced by a saggy, curious lean forward, like depicted by ms bunyip there >>31910 to smithereens
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>>31912 Maybe this?
>>31914 good and soft and warm, but not on the correct plane of dopeyness I should just scribble another one but not right now first reply of a dumb-compliant mamono will be the mamono doing the thing (don't expect much quality or any immediacy I am semibusy for now but will do it later)
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>>31914 emptier
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smelly bat butt
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I want to cool off with a wet hebi
>>31906 >green deem Deadly sin: greed. Run.
>>31935 Why? I'm not greedy, so I'm in no danger.
>Green deems was all my love >Green deems was my delight >Green deems was my heart of gold >And who but my lady green deems
>>31924 A wet hebi will lose body heat so fast she'll be a clingy mess. You will not cool off AT ALL.
>>31942 they're well adapted to water and water magic
>>31943 You'll see, Anon! You'll be hebi'd so hard and so long you forget your family!
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>>31944 such things are a foregone conclusion
>>31946 Finally a hebi who has some length to her.
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>>31947 it's not about length it's about how she uses it
>>31949 Long snek is CUTE damn it! I like a long snek. MORE SNEK PER SNEK = BETTER.
>>31949 Seriously, though, this snek is VERY cute and has stellar tree... hugging?... capabilities. 10/10 would be heating coil for.
<child porn pic + link Ugh, who keeps posting this horrible shit?
>>31954 Someone from Mick and Cheral's discord, they hang out with unironic CPfaggots from /trash/
>>31949 >climb tree expecting hammock wife >cradles and rolls you in her coils, keeping you perpetually falling but suspended like a juggler's instrument, making you topple this way and that but always slipping her tail in just as you start to feel like you're going to drop >you can no longer leave the tree without her permission
>>31956 That would straight up fucking terrify me. I'm horrified of heights and falling from them.
>>31955 The cp spam started shortly before the 4chan hack, and considering the exact same spammer also posts it on other altchans, I do not think capy is being particularly targeted by the bot. We're still looking for a better permanent solution without inconveniencing regular posters as adding captcha verification for new threads only worked for so long.
>>31958 Godspeed, Volunteer-san! o7
>>31958 >adding captcha verification for new threads only worked for so long. I'm not a fan of current captcha that shows up for reports, so hopefully someone on Capy or another chan can find a way to deal with the bot. >>31957 It doesn't have to be a tall tree. She could keep you like a meter above the ground.
>>31960 It's the constant sensation of falling. It would just break me in horrible ways even if in theory I'm safe. Need cute ground snek for safe ground snek fun.
Safe ground snek fun.
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Not so safe ground snek fun.
>>31961 >It's the constant sensation of falling. Then she should be keeping you stable instead of that simulated falling, however that works. It's her responsibility to make you feel safe.
>>31964 Or we're just not compatible; she needs a more adventurous (or at least less skittish and easily nauseated) Anon. I'm... not really compatible with women IRL, so I can be incompatible with one more woman.
>Anon writes letter to Miss Haku >"Send Noods" >Anon hopes for noodles >Gets a bunch of useless naked Learn Cow pics
>class of students want to get their two favorite teachers Mr Anon and Ms Learncow together I think this is the plot of a B rated MGC romcom somewhere. How would it go?
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>long day at the park, time to pack up >call to your dog >summon hellhound in play mode >where the f- >look into those big, black, shining eyes with irises of running blood >see her scythe claws emerging from her paws and cutting into the earth >huge, heavy tail wags wooshing the air behind her >tongue lolling, drooling, panting, dripping saliva between glaives of teeth >any wrong move and your life is over >...bend doooown... >pick up the baaaalll... >...fetch! >gallops off, rattling her broken chains >wrestles with your dog - very gently, but absolutely will not give it up >returns proudly and spits it out at your feet >hound slime >that's greaaat okaaay time to go home now nice to meet you!! >cocks her head >follows you >grabs your wrist in her teeth >ow ow pointy oh god don't kill me please what what do you want >tugs you out of the park and across the street >'cores on the other side of the road snickering >tugs you all the way to her den no matter how much you pathetically shoo her off >drops your wrist and bounds into the darkness at 100 mph >your dog scampers in >gone >silence >step in and poke around blindly, calling for your dog >see the glow of a candle through an archway >it's not a candle >it's her face >panting (now with cave echo) and wagging starts again >trots up and sniffs your crotch, spinning you around >panting and wagging stops >stares at you with a ferociously intelligent, fatal glint in her eyes >play mode over >both of you totally frozen >put on your pet voice and try to calm her down >back up and ccaaarrefully sit on the edge of her bed to appear less threatening >bowled over by 170 pounds of roaring teeth, claws, muscle, and mofu >fetched
>>31961 get a goat wife, she can handle all the high-up places for you!
>>31968 what happened to my actual dog though
>>31971 He's watching
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Clean river, good fluffy snake
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>>31975 'yip
>>31966 He should sell those pictures and use the money to buy noodles. There's a lesson on entrepreneurship in there somewhere.
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>>31975 >koturday morning >kotsnek I approve of this fluff.
Dear Miss Hellhound I reject your advances. You are loud and rude, selfish and insufferable. Your behavior is completely unladylike and moreover befits that of a brutish, oafish male who spends most time occupying bars and causing fights. You think to bully your way over me and demand my respect and adoration as if you deserve a sliver, and I have not forgotten the incident the other day in which you chased me at the Kikimart. You look like a man as well, as you do not carry yourself with a modicum of grace nor do you bother to tidy your unkempt and scraggy, wild hair. You don't even use perfume to mask your constant, reprehensible sweaty odor. I despise you. I will not be your husband. I will never even look at you. I want a proper girl who acts her sex as my partner, I have been eyeing up that cute Sylph cashier at Kikimart. I will date her instead and you WILL leave me alone. Signed, Anon.
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>>31982 Among the best designs with chesh, KC struck gold twice
>>31984 >rape nigger dog can barely contain her laughter, as she reads you the letter you sent her >all while she's raping you cowgirl style
>>31968 >summon hellhound in play mode >flip hellhound sideways >now she's in cuddle mode. It's that easy.
>>31986 We're not on /pol/ mate.
brutish, oafish male who spends most of his time occupying bars and causing fights here seeking a like-minded mamono wife who I will love and cherish and headpat and smooch and love lots and lots preference for dogs I can't type in italics!
>>31984 >I want a proper girl who acts her sex as my partner, >acts her sex You'd want a human woman for that then. I prefer my sex to be genuine instead of acted.
>>31988 Sorry Miss Hellhound, I will write "n-word" from now on
>>31971 Gonna get turned into a kobold by the vast amount of MAMONO MANA your furious marriage is about to let off. She'll join in soon.
Oooga ogga, Booga hunk ooga booga MASSIVE TITS ooga booga Ooga Hung.
>>31984 Bratty anon Correction is needed!!!
>>31993 Oh, someone is finally civilizing the amazons. Thank goodness, if those unkempt Godless savages were laft alone much longer I fear
>>31995 I think it's the other way around. Anon got decivilized.
>>31997 Hmm, doesn't look like he fully returned to monke then. Not going all the way is actually a double failure.
What if catdog, but MGE
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>>32001 So Inari or Youko? Foxes are cats on dog hardware
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>>32001 Fox or maybe snugglechesh
>>32002 >Foxes are cats on dog hardware Imagine Inari wife miniaturizing herself and turning into a foxloaf on your lap.
>>32002 Dogs on cat hardware are better.
>>32005 A hyena?
>>32006 Those are Wonderland dogs. No, jinko would be it.
>>32007 What do jinkos have in common with dogs? They seem very catlike to me, just buff. Buff kitty is still buff kitty.
>>32008 Big, snuggly, follow order from her master, like a dog
https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/a9/4c/a94c3c5939d6874fc91eff2c3a4ed7d8.jpg >POV: you're the first person in centuries to visit the forsaken shrine and lonely old miss ryu is well past the point of "try not to scare him"
>>31967 Almost every episode is like this: >The A plot is Mr. Anon and Ms. Learncow trying to get something school-related done >The B plot is 2 students this ends up getting together romantically >The C plot is them teasing the Anon/Learncow ship Then every season finalle they swap the B and C plots, but they never get together because these kinds of shows never, ever, ever let the main ship finally HAPPEN.
>>32007 >>32012 >never, ever, ever let the main ship finally HAPPEN. I have hope in mamonokind to have an overarching story arcwith the two main characters coming together at their own pace until their romance fully blooms, instead of giving garbage excuses for why the show has to continue and why, despite all that has happened, none of them has gathered the courage to make the first step.
>>32013 >Show mamono Ah! Megamisama >Decades of manga, anime, even a movie! >Main characters never canonically fuck Smutty fanfics multiply like never before!
It's saturday! Post Saturs!
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>>32014 Every series is going to have an Eros sponsored rerun and i'm all here for it.
imagine a sweaty core sitting on you
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There are several LN pics with this muscle guy in them. Who is he, LN's self insert?
>>32016 I still want mamono to do a remake of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Especially if it's a live action remake where they automatons play the Evas for all the fight scenes.
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>>32019 Those are going to be some big ass automatons. I don't think humanity or mamonokind have the technology to achieve that.
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>>32016 Are demons dorks?
>>32019 And this time Shinji breaks down the wall of Jericho and ravages whatever species if playing Asuka >>32020 Obviously they'd be normal-sized automatons in a model city
>>32020 It'd be like a godzilla movie--the automatons and the angels they're fighting are all human size and fighting amongst models or whatnot. The fight choreography would be key, of course.
>>32019 Can't wait for Ramiel chan to forcefully drill my hole
>>32022 >He ships Asuka/Shinji when there's mamono in the mix and Rei's been there since episode 1. Honestly, though, from the first time I saw the series in the year 2000, it's been Misato. If only there was a horny mamono who drinks heavily who could play her. But alas I don't think any mamono at all fit that stereotype. Ritsuko's totally a sahag, though--she spends the entire fucking series in a swimsuit.
>>32025 Bro? Miss Satyr?
>>32024 I can now only imagine Ramiel-chan with giant anime blush and >< eyes crudely photoshopped onto her. >She's just a giant octahedron, so is probably just special effects + a lich to do the VO work in a monotone
>>32027 I am now imagining Miss Lich trying to do the screeching thing with the most monotonous voice ever.
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>>32022 >>32023 Nyoo. The big robots.... >>32021 Demons are calm and collected seduction machines that have you dance in her palm from the moment they lock eyes with you. Every action is meticulously calculated to make you swoon, and i won't stand for this slander.
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>calm collected seduction machine when you won't sell your soul for her homemade cookies
>>32020 I'm sure a gremlin could build a growth ray if she wanted to
>>32030 What kind of homemade cookies? Or is it like I can pick what I want? Because I kinda want molasses cookies right now, but later I might want chocolate chip.
>>32031 she will. getting a full body blowjob from a grem would make my pp hard, so that's all the motivation she needs.
>>32030 See, usually any other mamono would have raped you in the spot while feeding you the homemade cookies. Deems would respect your decision and instead turn inwards to see how they can improve their temptation game.
>>32034 TELL ME ABOUT THE COOKIES, DAMN IT.
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>>32032 >Chocolate chip >Pixie bites >Sugar cookies >Peanutbutter cookies >Snickerdoodles >Shortbread >Minotaur crumbles >Gingerbread >Wurmcakes >Molasses cookies >Tarts >Macaroons >Macarons >Lilim's delight cookies I mean take your pick from hell's kitchen. And if you promise to be hers forever, then she'll make whatever you fancy, and even let you try her LEWD baking.
>>32035 I don't know. Why would i know what cookies a deem would bake for you? Only she knows what kind of specially made ingredients she will use to get you addicted to having her and her cookies around.
Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish
>>32038 Miss Deem baked you some cookies!
>>32038 Honey bee getting drunk on honey mead and flying erratically
>>32038 Miss Lim has to unbuckle her belt after eating too many potato pancakes
>>32038 Did you even deliver the last time you asked for requests?
>>32042 Hey, he never said SHIT about actually fulfilling requests. >>32038 A whole bunch of fairies in a trenchcoat
>>32038 Redcap cooking show with her damaging the kitchen as she uses her comically large cleaver to cut ingredients
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>>32045 You know what else Miss Redcap has that're comically large?
>>32046 Her heart? The will to make the world a better place?
>>32047 Yes, Miss Redcap has a comically large heart and needs to see a cardiologist.
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Picture of said cardiologist.
>>32049 I don't see the connection honestly.
CARD-iologist? She's a CARD. When will this thread finally be flooded with purple meme kots to appreciate my brilliance?
>>32018 Eros paladin I think, got him in the splicing backlog, will see if I can get to it once I'm finished some work stuff
>>32051 Flood the realm with cheshires, and I shall part the purple sea with my anti-chesh stick. It will part like a memekots thighs.
>>32051 With material like that you'll be lucky to get a pair of phantoms heckling you.
>>32054 Can they also smoke cigarettes and put them out in my face?
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Yukata Yeti
>>32056 She looks like she is absolutely RIPPED underneath that. Fuck ripping a phone book in half, she can rip a phone BOOTH in half.
>>32038 Demon barely hide her lust when anon signing the contract
>>32057 What's better, soft and pudgy yeti, or toned and firm yeti?
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>>32001 I never watched that cartoon.
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>>32059 Both are really appealing, but if I had to choose I'd go with buff Yeti.
>>32050 NTA, but CARDiologist
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She makes wimpy boys cry with heartfelt compliments and reassuring hugs.
>>32064 the only thing that can stem my tears is hound butt on my face.
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>>32057 I would be scared of a beeg Russian babushka Yeti who can pinch your shirt with 2 paw fingers and lift you up
>>32036 >LEWD baking She had me at "hello," but now I'm REALLY curious.
>>32067 A fish dies by the mouth you know.
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it's a lot of work putting on all those belts and chains every morning
>>32069 That's what a husband is used for.
>>32070 they're better at removing clothes than adding them
>>32070 >>32071 >Wifey needs help to get dressed up for work >Husband keeps doing lewd ear nibbles and tailplay >Wife calls in AGAIN
>>32068 Sounds like a reason to choose a ghoul over a dumb mermaid. Won't be killing a ghoul by shoving things in her mouth, no sirree. Also, whatever you said flew over my head.
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>>32073 I'm just scared of drowning. Keeps me away from all the watermono. All except the dreaded Land Shark, who shares my weakness.
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>bratty, selfish, perverted Dark Mage loli >likes to seduce or taunt you, and lay back enjoying the resulting domming and lewding >actually not very hard to keep her sweet and corrected if you're matching her sex drive
>>32073 Old spanish saying about not talking more than necessary. Or in this case about not talking more than necessary about wanting deem biscuit unless you want to get shotgun married to a fat demon of gluttony.
>>32071 >>32072 A dark priest can always work from home.
>>32074 but poseidons blessing keeps you from drowning when you fall face first in a puddle, or coughing when you swallow water wrong you need the fish
>>32076 Deem biscuit sounds like a slang term for their sexy bits. So, yes, deem biscuit plz.
>>32074 >has a fish tail and two feet separately she looks more like a sand sahuagin which makes sense since sahuagin are related to sharks too
>>32078 The only fish i'd take is the horse fish, and only to punish her for existing.
>>32081 You're a weird dude.
>>32081 ms kelpie kind of scary
>>32082 Don't worry about him, he has a vendetta for kelpies ever since one of them took his one and only bro away
>>32021 ALL mamono are DORKS. every single one, no exceptions, but it's well-known that the more powerful and perfect they claim to be, the dorkier they are >>32081 mersharks are bonafide good girls, don't be rude
>>32076 >Old spanish saying Good, I don't need to feel stupid for not knowing it. That said, I'm not spending n for a fat demon, but if a soft glutton deem were offering me some supple blueberry biscuits I don't think I'd have it in me to resist. Are you reading this, demon lord? Please take notes.
>>32081 it's doesn't have to be fish, ms tritonia's right there
>>32087 And Ms. Kraken is right behind you.
>>32081 Take away her heroin and force her to get a job?
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speaking of mersharks being good girls I found this mershark so here it is
>>32089 CARLOS!
>>32090 The many charm points of the mershark: >Dark sclera >Sharp teeth >BOOBS >Resting Predator Face Downsides <You have to be in water, which is DEADLY
>>32092 speaking as someone who lives on an island water is pretty cool, actually
>>32092 >You have to be in water, which is DEADLY Didn't Poseidon or incubization make that not a thing once you're married? Seems like the bigger issues would be temperature, vastly different food, and lack of electricity/electrical devices. It's the semi-aquatic life for me.
>>32094 you won't drown in any poseidon controlled waters, actually. you get a low powered version of poseidons blessing that keeps you alive while the fish converge on your location
i need to stop re-learning mge lore, my top 10 keeps shifting and i feel bad about it
>>32092 Shark week bros...
>>32092 Why are dark sclera so powerful? its not fair, how am i supposed to beat someone with that?
Are there any monsters that you dont currently like, but would with one minor change? for me thats bees, and their whole taking you to the queen thing. if they didn't do that, they'd be a perfect 10/10.
>>32099 dopplegangers are somewhat wasted
>>32098 Dark sclera make a woman look like she is staring at you INTENTLY. And that's both sexy and intimidating.
>>32102 I used to agree, but I think the idea of falling in love with their actual self is really cute. They aren't great as an actual monster, but the story/romance potential there makes up for it.
>>32098 >Hounds >Deems >Mersharks >Apophis >Bunyips >Lava golems >Droo droo pretty stacked lineup. any I'm missing?
>>32103 I didn't look at it that way till now but you're 100% right. Only way to make them even stronger is a purple, pink, or red iris.
>>32102 >>32104 Agreed on both accounts--real doppelganger is best doppelganger.
>>32092 it's fine actually, especially if she's there with you. it's actually just all upsides. there's little actual danger in the MGEverse. I find it kind of grating in a way, but it does make portals more welcoming mersharks are absolute do-gooders that rescue drowning men >>32096 I've been rereading profiles while very s l o w l y doing the sorter again with no ties, and while my top 1 doesn't change my top 10 or so cycles a few out it's kind of normal, I wouldn't worry about it. mostly for me it's actually cycling some of them down. a couple do go up, though. like I forgot the griffon doesn't have a -taur body plan >>32098 it acts as a contrast enhancer for lighter eye colors and glowing eyes, it's fantastic. the contrast really draws attention to the face >>32099 apophis without the mindrape venom siths without the snouts and fullbody fur thunderbirds with adult bodies
>>32108 >very s l o w l y doing the sorter again thats what i'm about to do. i must be clear of mind, and clear of biases. many tough choices must be faced with bravery. part of me hopes i can get mindflayer out of the top spot, because they've held it for at least 2 years now.
I like this board and enjoy having discussions about monster girls with strangers on the internet
>>32110 my hard choices are more towards the bottom end, frankly it's an opinion sorter, let your biases run wild. do reread profiles though (if you can get the fuckin site to work) >>32112 it is a good time
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>>32112 real fucking subtle. who sent you? Druella? The Queen of hearts?
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Wurm doesn't have any specific plan, she just heard people talking about cookies.
Random thought, but is there any random lore I may have missed about the Red Queen being married and having a daughter? Or is she still considered single?
>>32115 >Cookies good >Wurm good It's all good!
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>>32112 >>32114 >How do you do, fellow humans?
>>32112 Me too, Anon. What kind of monster girls do you like? If it's a lot of them, maybe just name one who comes to mind?
>>32099 Plenty. >Ocelomeh I don't like the dominatrix in the sheets, kitten in the sheets dichotomy. Turn down their particular flavor of femdom and I'd be all over them. >Doppelganger Why the FUCK do they lose the ability to transform after marriage? They could be amazing for reforming haremfags and keeping things interesting. >Bunyip, nightgaunt Too clingy for my taste >Titania Too childish, they'd be great if they were mommy fairies instead. Fortunately, papillon now exist and that's close enough for me. >Nureonago The "he smiled at me, we're married now" thing is too much for me. There's no actual problem with it under MGE rules, but I want some agency in my engagement. Otherwise a wife slime would be fantastic. >Centaurs This one only half counts because I wouldn't let horsepussy keep me off of a unicorn or nightmare but it'd be so nice if they were made like satyrs instead. That image Barb drew is incredible for what it shows and painful for reminding me what we don't have.
if there are any mamono reading this PLEASE save me from work on monday I will do anything
>>32119 i like the dead, i like undead dragons a lot
>>32120 every lamia is a clingy lamia
>>32123 apophis is more nippy than squeezy
>Bunyip, nightgaunt >Too clingy for my taste RELEASE THE HEBIS
>>32120 I understand. Ocelomehs come across as being too half assed for me. Just dom me 100%. Or, if they prefer to be a sub then just be a sub outright.
Has a fanfic ever changed your opinion on a girl?
>>32123 There are levels of cling, and the yip's inability to function unless she's coiled around you is a bridge too far in my eyes. I think I could handle a vanilla lamia, basilisk, maybe even a medusa, but the rest of the sneks are no-gos for various reasons.
>>32128 I definitely get that. "completely inseparable" is just too much. if I don't get alone time I am not ok not a wurm enjoyer?
>>32129 NTA, but Wurms are technically dragons, which is weird because Wurms are fucking awesome, and dragons are lame jerks.
>>32129 Too dopey, basically the same "fault" as titania. I don't think I could deal with any of the simple monsters beyond maybe friendship.
>>32099 >Ocelomeh, manticore I dislike femdom but i'm sure that a sub-one must be somewhere
>>32132 You'd have a pretty good chance in finding a sub Ocelomeh. Probably not a Manticore though.
>>32133 >subcore >she uses her tail as a periscope
>>32130 sure but they've got the snek bodyplan and cuddlemonster aspect they basically count as both to me dragons are COOL. I've been a nerd for too long to not like dragons, and dragongirls are a classic. not my favorite but all that power is something I'm into, not to mention melting a tsundere. a real one that cuts the HMPH shit eventually >>32131 ah. as a dumbass myself I'm something of a dumbass enjoyer. I don't think the simpler mamono have any less emotional complexity than the hyperintelligent ones, just less processing power and probably less impulse control. I do think they make the best mamon-bros too, though not that I'd turn down a platonic relationship with someone like ms ryu or hakutaku or demon or whatever, though. I'm sure they're great conversationalists, and I'd need to turn to them for some of my nerdier hobbies. but I just have more fun with shenanigans, and don't like even feeling like I might be being manipulated by someone smarter than me regardless of the truth throw me to the wolves where I can trust what I see and hear
>>32132 I love kots (expect cait siths) and that's the only thing that make me not enjoy as much those two. I don't mind if subcore are rare, make for a good aventure to find one (if they're real).
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>>32137 Nope--they are dorks. Every time, all the time.
>>32099 I dislike bees because of alraunes. I'm very greedy for attention so I dislike the thought they spend less time with me as they fuck around with the alraunes. I get that it's the whole point of their character though from a literary perspective as it makes sense. I wish manticores don't use their tails as much as her entry implies. Not really into onahole play to be honest. Again, I understand that it's a big part of her character. I also wish dragons don't become subservient easily after marriage. Ruins their image for me. I guess it's to emulate the hero conquers the dragon trope. It's also why I greatly prefer malefs over them, but at the same time, malefs are way too hardcore with the monsterization and kingdom "destroying" thing. I need something with more balance.
>>32140 yeah true, but dorks can be COOL >>32141 >I also wish dragons don't become subservient easily after marriage. [...] I need something with more balance. dragons (and mamono in general, probably) are pretty individualized I think. I'm not sure the wandering sage's profiles are a monolith, just tendencies. reading stuff like the dragonia travelers guide and individual character profiles leads me to believe there's gotta be mamono out there that buck trends. get you a red dragon that'll still top and (affectionately) bully you after marriage
>>32142 It's true I'm giving the scholar too much credit sometimes. I'm sure there's a dragon girl out there who fits my needs.
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>>32143 There always has been!
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OK, and here's a cute dragon without any funny business. I can't be totally mean to someone with a pure desire in his heart.
>>32099 >Atlach-Nacha, Night Gaunt The transformations are a deal breaker >Whitehorn She's nice, but would need a satyr-type body for me to find her hot >Amazon, Hellhound Need a sub one, to be honest I already headcanon that and already like them
>>32119 i like apophis and march hares quite a lot. there is a lot i like though. when i did a tier list, about 80% of them where in neutral+ or above
>>32128 i'm cool with being an emotional support human for a bunyip. i'll even wear a little vest so other monsters don't try to pet me as often
>>32137 Emotional complexity is good, but I still need a girl capable of holding a conversation with an adult (even if she chooses not to, like a mantis) who I won't have to tardwrangle much. Babysitting an adult just isn't the kind of energy I want to put into a relationship. As for the manipulation angle, that would ordinarily be valid and a good reason to pick someone near your intelligence level. Trick is, there are different types of intelligence and ultimately it's all about what they use their big brain powers to do. Even if a demon plays our dumb asses like a goddamn fiddle, she's not going to use the ability for anything bad. It's not a problem for the same reason most every monster being physically stronger than a man isn't a problem. I definitely know what you mean though; I wandered down a similar line of thought related to a certain rrat policewoman, but in the MGE you can safely enjoy being the tard in the relationship no matter what.
>>32127 Kind of? I got half way through writing one and started to like H'orcs less.
>>32146 >nacho/gaunt transformations are dealbreakers anon about to get his mind flayed
>>32146 What about the other chaos girls?
>>32152 Count Chocula? She just turns you into a choco taco and eats you. That one's fine.
>>32146 >>Amazon >Need a sub one I can understand the heckwan cause aesthetics, but a subby amazon would just be a buff succ.
>>32151 >>32152 Not really into the other chaos girls, those were just the ones where one change would make the difference.
>>32154 Buff succ with 1 wing. So, fem Sephiroth.
>>32146 I like nachas, but my issue with them is the whole hatefuck thing. i don't get the appeal of it at all, and would rather she just turn me into the spider because she wants to fuck me better
is the wiki always slow as fuck for anyone else?
>>32157 agitation makes you fuck harder or something it seems like a similar principle to msgk
>>32159 if she is being mean to me i will just want to leave, i wont want t o fuck her harder
>>32160 that's okay. you don't have to fuck every last monster (unless they're endangered)
>>32154 I don't think I can explain, there's just something about the brown tribal warrior girl aesthetic.
>>32158 all the damn time, yes >>32161 jinkos are cute and I wish them the best in their endeavors to save themselves, BUT I won't marry one sorry
>>32161 Again with this, jinko? I've already told you that's bullshit but I believe it.
>>32118 As horrifying as the chesh gondola. I'm crying myself to sleep today.
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>>32165 This?
>>32086 Eros is always watching.
>>32167 She likes to watch.
>>32168 She's going to rate your performance, so put on your best game.
>>32166 Would be hotter as a gif
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>>32082 I'm allowed one hatefuck okay? >>32084 No. She destroyed the world and it was a mess to put it back together, I'm not forgiving her for being such a high maintenance bitch with none of the upsides. If i ever catch one i'm shaving her romp and paddling her until it gets beet red. And putting her in fishnets. >>32087 Tritonia is a cute. I have a soft spot for slugges.
>>32169 >first time with new cupid gf >cum early >voice from the heavens booms through the room >3/10
Hatter please stop wearing the suit pants with '(Eat Y Me!)' sewn on the back
>>32174 Regardless of what you meant, what she's going to understand is that she should just take her pants off. Now you get to look at (Eat Y Me) panties instead.
>>32175 OK, but who even ARE "Eat" and "Me?"
>>32176 it's one of them lewis caroll's
>>32176 It's what she calls her left and right cheeks.
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Pound cake?
>>32179 A pound of cake sounds like a lot to eat in just one tea party. Maybe i'll leave a bit for the next now, which will be yesterday.
I feel sorta bad for saying I like hatters (and most wonderlanders, really) when I know I'd only tolerate the personality for a couple hours, wouldn't ever attend a party in the first place, and am not into the mental changes stuff. I would have to politely decline the cheshire's invitation.
>>32181 ms hatter is rather persuasive i see myself getting manipulated (in a good way)
>>32181 OK, more Cheshires for me, then. OH, GOD, I GOT ALL THE CHESHIRES. HELP ME!11 THIS IS TOO MANY CHESHIRES!!!1!!one!
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>>32179 Add a Troll for the anal threesome
>>32183 Don't worry, I can take half of them.
>>32183 hang in there you need to be the dam that stops the flood of cheshires spilling out all over the land the world depends on you stay strong
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>>32181 Hatter is my favourite monster, but I can see where you are coming from.I like hatter for a whole bunch of reasons outside of the quiet lunatic stuff - her soft mushroom body, her cute two-toned hair, her intelligent and elegant demeanor, her stylish attire, sexy spore stuff, sexy hat stuff, her candid attitude to extremely depraved or lewd acts. I'm not sure sometimes if I'd want to live in wonderland or go to the tea parties (would rather just the two of us). Perhaps there are monsters from wonderland but live outside it, and only let their crazy traits show when they get riled up or horny or emotional. Or maybe you rub off on her, who knows?
wonderland mamono obsessed with "I can fix her" romance who intentionally makes herself as fucked up as possible so that her husband can work overtime forever fixing her and periodically announces "I have decided to become worse so that you still have more work to do"
>>32189 And in the end, she was just afraid of her husband growing bored of her and leaving, which is why she always kept him at arms length and gave him so much work. Once her husband understands that he'll reassure her and she will finally change for the better.
>>32190 I'm glad you understood
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I don't know if I can fix her, but she can fix me
>>32191 Me smart yes.
But aside from her doughy, spongy fat ass, what are hatters best traits?
>>32194 the hat and the stare
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>>32194 Literally like 5 posts ago someone made a great case for her: >>32187 She's not exactly my cuppa, but Hatters are good girls nontheless.
>>32194 Getting horny and sensitive and shrooming your brain by huffing the spores (most concentrated around her tits, ass, armpits and especially kissing her)
>>32194 ik it sounds simple but theyre very friendly
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>>32198 anon likes em big and friendly
>>32199 this is very correct, how did you know, what gave it away
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>>32198 It's true though. They are very amenable and great with conversation, even with people very shy or reserved or introverted. Wonderland, by its nature, gets strangers from all over and from all walks of life tumbling into it. Cheshire's may be the guides to wonderland, but it is the Hatter who holds court over the tea parties. She will be on the look out to give a new guest a warm welcome. She can do that well, because she's clever and will probably know a lot about places outside of wonderland. No matter if you're scared, awkward, angry or just confused, Hatter can share a cup of tea, a warm smile and some reassuring words in her logical, confident accent. Even if you don't end up with her, she'll set you talking with another guest who may take your fancy. Hat's are good friends as well as lovers. Honestly, I'm bias, but I think of all monsters for someone to encounter first with portals (either them to us or you to them), hatters would be a very good choice for first impresssions and bridging a cultural divide.
>>32201 what would the WORST "welcome across the portal, human male who wasn't even aware of the monstergirl encyclopedia" mamono be?
>>32202 Sandworm
>>32203 >guy who's never seen MGE before but he did see dunc gets dumped in the middle of the desert at least sandworms are real sweethearts
>>32202 grem or haku because science.
>>32194 Witty sense of humor, shroom tea. >>32202 First one to pop to mind is alice, but that could be due to current conversation. Imagine being a normalfag having to hold back the depraved thoughts an Alice's magic leaves in your mind. Imagine succumbing, enjoying it, and guilt tripping yourself nearly to suicide for doing something deplorable. Imagine her forgetting and you doing it all again the next day.
>>32202 redcaps and cursed swords make a bad first impression
>>32202 Most of the MGE monstrgirls are tame, and at this point most people have come in contact with some form of monstergirl through media. I'd say something like a nightgaunt, or girtablilu, as those not only have a potentially scary appearance but also the attitude to back it up. Would definitely get off you fearing them. >>32206 That's also an interesting take.
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>>32202 Balrogs look like sexy demons straight from hell. There's gonna be conservative religious types who simply CANNOT deal with that.
>>32202 manticore gets mamonarrested for terrifying some hapless git >>32208 I dunno, I still see people calling normal catgirls furries nightgaunt is a good pick though
The hatter, bogey, yeti, unicorn, ren xiongmao welcoming committee throw tea parties for people just portalled into MGE. They're golddust for PR and making a good first impression of monsters. Any others?
>>32211 dragons, succubi, mermaids
>>32212 >dragons a haughty choice
>>32213 she's the best tour guide around
>>32209 conversely, imagine the market for corruptible god-fearing types among demonic mamono I guarantee there is a bottomless well of "pure-hearted priest falls for demon/imp/succubus/etc" smut over there. there's already so much of it over here, it's gotta be a fucking flood among demons themselves
>>32209 I'm going to have to study how to LARP as a conservative then.
>>32211 Dark priests are noted to be part of the diplomacy squad in their profile IIRC. Hakus and whichever the domesticated fox variant is would also be pretty good. Actually, kej would also do well. You can't get much less physically jarring than that and they're well behaved and trained to entertain.
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>>32209 it's all about appearances give her a sweater, put some socks on her horns, maybe a tiny hat
>>32218 >132 >With that figure >AND molestable horns Contain yourself, my penis!
Which is meaner and greener, an ushi or an ogre?
actually I think it's nurarihyon since not only do they look like humans but they can just talk to anybody they want like there's nothing wrong with it >>32221 ogres are definitely both meaner and greener
I think if there was a language barrier between you and the monster(s), and if they were expecting you or not (i.e. if you were summoned vs plopped into a random field), that could definitely make a rough first meeting with a monster. She's just as confused as you are.
>>32225 I just give her the fingerguns and she'll understand.
>>32225 it's usually fine unless you lowroll the abyss or something
>>32225 ufufufu then we~ can talk with our bodies ufufufu~~~ or whatever
>>32222 I can see that backfiring. They can't bed every man and even if the women end up wanting to become youkai as well the dudes that leave are eventually going to realize they were mindfucked and then it's all downhill. Making a demon realm on earth right from the start probably isn't a good idea either.
>>32225 I'll just moo at the holst who's farm I landed in.
>>32201 exactly, theyre in my top 10 and the only reason for it is because i like the fantasy of meeting one in a weird situation and them being a very cool, confident, but also comforting force in that and then just ending up staying with me
>>32227 >lowroll
the portals are about to open. the mamono lord said "there will probably be communication issues for the first few months" beforehand. as a stopgap measure, mamono have little PDAs that can translate text. there's a mamono who studied monstergirl h games to try to land herself a man when the portals open. she keeps confidently approaching newcomers and excitedly showing her screen that's just a bunch of hora horas, tildes, and <3s, and uses phrases like "pleasure pot"
>>32233 I'm embarrasingly weak to horas, so it would work on me.
>>32225 >Chesh pop up in front me >Say things that I don't understand >Slowly approach my hand until she sniff it >Wait a little >Start to scratch her ears >Wait for purring >Lead her to my house >Learn body language in bed >Learn actual language by helping each other >Happy ending
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>>32233 >>32225 >The monster-human phrase book >Monsters walking around with nose buried in its pages >While waiting at coffee shop, one is brave enough to approach you >"Uh... HELLO." >You say hi >"Uh... GOOD WE-WEATHER To-to-TODAY. NICE HAIR."> >you say thanks, awkwardly >you cough, awkwardly >she thinks that cough was you saying something >starts flicking through book rapidly, glancing up at you as the pause becomes awkward >then back to the start >"C-COULD? COULD YOU. REPEAT." >pull out human-monster phrase book >you read what you think means, "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU." >she looks at you funny >laugh at situation >she laughs back, mumbling something in her own language >even if you have no clue what she's saying in her language she's got a very cute laugh >"GET COFFEE?" you ask poorly in her language >"YES." she replies in your language. I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
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>>32230 i see you are fluent in cow
>>32237 the human-to-monster book is a scam, don't buy it it only teaches things like "yes" "marry me" and "please ravage me" and it's all disguised as common day-to-day things you'd ask normally like "no" "hello" and 'where is the bathroom"
>>32240 > "no" I consent >"hello" I am single and ready to mingle (still just one word, surprisingly) >'where is the bathroom" I am backed up and would like to dispose of my semen in you
>>32240 Conveniently, it translates “Great Dragon” to “Mere Lizard”
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>>32240 Your hovercraft will be full of eels.
>>32237 >coffee date goes well, even despite how awkward it was with you barely understanding each other >she likes repairing mana toys in her spare time, and invited you to visit her small shop in your spare time. >as you both finish drinking you try to tell her that you'll handle the bill. >"I PAY" you say in her language >or so you think, but the words you chose mean something like "I need to pay for my crimes" >She seems horribly confused. Crimes? Maybe you think you did something wrong. <"YOU ARE INNOCENT." >Quite a strange thing to say. Maybe it's innocent of you to think mamono like when the man takes care of the bill? >"YOU TAKE CARE OF THE BODY?" You say i her language. Body and bill are close in pronunciation i it. >Maybe he's just trying to compliment my body, she thinks. BETTER FLIRT BACK <"I HAVE BODY, BUT YOU CAN BURRY." >The rest of the people in the shop are growing increasingly nervous. >In the meantime, you are trying to figure out what she tried to say. Maybe she means you can pay the bill after all, so you start getting out your wallet. >Now she really thinks you are trying to pay her to take care of a body. <"I HAVE FRIEND LICH IN UNDERWORLD. SHE TAKE CARE" >Oh, you didn't know a third person was joining in. You don't mind chatting with her friend. >In the meantime however, someone's already calling the police. >"I CAN PAY FOR LICH TOO." >It didn't take too long until the wan police had arrived and arrested you for conspiracy and allegations of murder. You both had quite the laugh when the translator finally understood what was going on. >Her friend Lich still had to pick you both up, so maybe you weren't too far off.
>>32233 >dragon zombie doesn't have time to read >as soon as the portal opens she's off like a bullet >even shifts back to her old monster form just so she can fly to her target a little bit faster >you didn't even know she was a girl until after she grabbed you and carried you all the way back to Dragonia
>>32244 And here I thought I'd be lucky to get just one!
imagine the mongrish accents
I'm gonna become a prolific erotic writer in MGC and remain anonymous. Why? Just so monster girls can be really mad about how I get random details wrong about how monster girls work while also not being able to "correct"me.
Idiot to idiot communication.
>>32099 I always thought the incest gimmick with dark elves and some slimes felt shoehorned, since it could just as easily be applied to any monster. I don’t dislike them, but it’s an aspect I tend to ignore since it never felt like it belonged in their profiles anyway.
>so are you Chinese or Japanese? <I from Zipangu <...ZI-PANG-U >...so are you Chinese or Japanese?
>>32253 Don't bully the whitesnakes, they are good girls.
>>32255 >Meet whitesnek >Play Whitesnake for whitesnek <"Here I go again on my own..." <"Goin' down the only road I've ever known!" >Whitesnek full of blue fire, tears, and rage "I'm in danger"
>>32256 This is why you play meatloaf instead >I would do anything for love >but i won't do that
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https://imgbox.com/g/JDLp7jP2k2 Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 85. This concludes the weekly report. New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/AcS1JB3a Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html
What are you cooking up for the wife?
>>32259 thin-sliced marinated steak for fajitas for the WWW (Were Wolf Wife)
>>32258 ms gnome/gone dark/gone sexual
>>32259 Think tomorrow might be a homemade pizza night, loaded with chicken breast and pepperoni
Need kot girl who goes full sploot
>>32263 explain further "full sploot" seems like most MGE kots
>>32264 2 lewd 4 posting here, so: https://files.catbox.moe/r7owbq.jpg SPLOOT
>>32258 holy shit I made it onto the internet thank you for your aggregation and archival work >>32266 lock this freak of nature up and throw away the key, this is revolting and he's a menace to society everywhere jinko
>>32266 looks like a marshmallow cat to me
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>>32266 I still don't get it, you want kots to turn into a loaf or an onahole?
>>32269 it's simple he wants kots to sploot
>>32269 Another lewd sploot pic to help you visualize it: https://files.catbox.moe/57ttz9.jpg Can you IMAGINE a kot girl who sploots? IT IS TO DIE FOR
>>32271 splooting would be more common than loafing amongst catgirls
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>>32271 >>32270 I get it now, yes a sight to behold
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It's sunday. Post suns.
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Alright anons, you have the ideas, i need the practice. Give me 3(one pr post) non loli mamono that you would love to see a bottom heavy loli version of.
>>32277 Do a Nurarihyon
>>32277 vampire
>>32277 pale rider
>>32277 mimic
>>32275 Sir that's a moon >>32277 Automaton
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>>32277 Oni. Either or both.
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>>32248 >cute little human attempting to speak Volcanic Erotic!
I said 3 pls stop
>>32292 I have the sudden urge to be discriminated and (sexually) harrased based on my silly earthen accent by a bunch of mamono coworkers.
>>32292 Soyjacking and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity
>>32293 You have to pick!
Please clap.
>>32253 She finally blazes: The Mist Continent is rightfully part of the Zipangu Greater Erotic Co-pornography Sphere!
>>32257 Hebi now knows that deep-down Anon wants "that".
>>32240 >'where is the bathroom" Translates as "Would you like to be my meat-toilet?"
>>32301 A magical laboratory to produce new alraune and demon realm plant based medicine?
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>>32253 She's trying her best No bully
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>>32279 >>32280 >>32281 Done, now too look what I'm having for lunch.
>>32312 GET A PADDLE POP
>>32020 They just have a small city set, like in tokusatsu shows but cooler. Alternatively, Automatons are from a different era of more advanced science, so they absolutely could be giant and if the budget allows they'd use a specially constructed fake city, like the ones in bomb tests of old. No matter what happened in the past, Earthmover-chan still needs love too! And help with her PTSD.
>>32316 Also, a phantom could probably fake ANYTHING. I bet phantoms replace tons and tons of special effects in the future. BUT--if she's single, the random populace she puts in the background is gonna be like 95% cute boys.
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>PSA: Saying “I’m fine” when you’re not will trigger a 12-hour Affection Audit.
>>32320 I'm fine
>>32294 >Hellhound, manticore and chesh eating lunch together at work >Spot you trying to sneak past with your lunch to an empty table >no >"Hey! Anon!" cheshire shouts at you >No >"Come sit." hellhound pats the space next to her >NO >knowing you'll be manhandled if you don't, you sit with them >"I thought you were going to walk right past us there." hound says >"You know Earthen people don't have good eyesight, right? They all walk around looking at their phones and have got glasses and shit." cheshire quips matter of factly >Laugh awkwardly at half true stereotype >"Need mana correction, the lot of them, if you ask me." >Laugh awkwardly at manticore's 'joke' >"Hey, what you got there for lunch, Anon?" >"J-just chicken." you say, practicing your monster language >Predatory looks all around >"Say that again, anon?" >"Just chicken." you repeat, wondering if you butchered something >You did >they all burst out laughing, cheshire deadpan repeating what you said in a thick earthen accent. Manticore punches your shoulder >Blushing, you take out your lunch >Homemade chicken in a delicious honey marinade >laughter quickly stops >Hound is drooling, the two kots aren't faring much better >enjoy the brief moment of control, as all 3 change their attitude almost immediately >smug beastwomen are easily manipulated >get honey sauce on your leg by accident >cheshire disappears for a split second, during which you feel something hot and wet lick your thigh >she reappears, smacking her lips repeatedly looking very pleased >core and hound do not >from the way they are looking at you and your chicken, rape and lunch theft feels almost inevitable
>>32075 Smug bratty loli Dark Mage not so smug after her Anon agrees that he's human trash and falls into a depression spiral.
>>32320 So what do you think I should say ?
>>32324 The best thing to say to a Lilim is NOTHING. The second best thing to say to a Lilim is "HAHAHAHAHAH YOU DORK." They appreciate honesty.
>>32322 So, will they stop bullying me if i ask them gently?
>>32277 Troll
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>>32323 They aren't that kind of mean, they're the "Seductive msgk talks big while riding your dick" kind of mean if you just take it, and don't take the bait and join in on the fun by turning the tables, domming and gently sexually bullying her instead.
>>32323 This but an Arch Imp and she says that you're her favorite human and you should be proud to be chosen by her.
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>>32330 >imp posting Imp-pressive!
I'm not just an arch imp, I'm a SUPER imp! Heh, just call me S-Imp for short. S-Imp, or super imp. Yep, I'm the biggest, bestest, thirstiest S-Imp around. Thirsty for adventure that is. Just a thirsty S-Imp.
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spiders are nice, actually
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>>32291 I love Oni ass, I bet the best anal sex experience you can have in all of the monsters realms cannot be compared to spending the night pounding a loli Oni in the ass
>>32334 Careful, Anon! During the day she is a sweet, demure lady, but at night she becomes a ferocious cuddle bug!
>>32334 >Oooh you are arachnophobic? You must secretly want to fuck spiders! Damn right I do
That's a very neat party trick from a hebi. I wonder what she will do with it.
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>>32336 Why does zipangu have so many cuddly bugs?
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realistically, a hellhound wont have the mental, nor economic resources to properly take care of their boytoy pet. this is a horrible situation for good boys who deserve to live a comfortable life as their owner flatten their pelvis every quarter of the day. how do we improve the living standards for such men?
>>32340 They are living on gibs, that won't be a problem. She's going to pay for your food with her EBT
>>32340 you dont need food anymore
>>32341 but she cant cook, wont clean and theres mold growing on the sheets!
>>32341 Ah yes, the true male fantasy of monster girl encyclopedia: actually useful and useable social programs and walkable cities and affordable housing and transport networks full of bus and train and tramway lines
>>32344 the church of eros always has a bed available
>>32344 i just want some comfortable shoes and a nice bed
>>32344 Not the utopia we deserve, but the one we need.
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>>32344 >bennies to make you complacent and dependent on Big Sis >walkable cities with restricted car traffic to increase your exposure to spontaneous dating >public (sex) transportation I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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>>32346 motherfuck i shoulda kno-
I will not get raped on the tram
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>>32350 t. man who got raped on the tram.
>>32343 >can't cook You don't need to cook when you always get take-out and premade discount meals that only need to be warmed up in a microwave or on a frying pan. >won't clean Mayor Yaga promised a maid in every home, and I'm sure those undergraduates in the Meido Academy can use a few extra dollars and work experience, time to spin up the gig economy of on-demand home cleaning. >mold Oh yeah that one is serious, good thing your Hellhound wife can help you burn the sheets so the mold doesn't spread too far.
>>32350 >said anon, boarding the succ-u-bus
>>32349 im more a shog man, a shogloafers and shogmattress are wonderful
Monstergirl that can cure my tinitus?
>>32350 Neither will I, but I will be groped on the tram, then dragged off to a more proper place for rape.
>>32349 >the girl with best titties in the game is >A. FUCKING. BED
>>32355 you're going to have to trust me on this one, but mindflayers. you're also going to have to really, really trust them.
>>32355 Pixie. She uses her shrinking magic to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND SMALL and installs titanium replicas of your small bones in the ear, re-sews the tympanic membrane, and can even install a Codec right then free of charge, if you're a Metal Gear enjoyer.
>>32357 being a bed is no reason not to have amazing knockers
>>32349 Mimics come in all shapes and sizes
I want a pixie to shrink me smaller than her and bully me relentlessly and then snu-snu my pelvis into pixie dust
>>32362 reminds me of that fairy from that milking farm dieselmine game
taking shrooms and doing the charasort to find my REAL top 10
>>32364 >Taking shrooms It's hatter.
>>32361 i'm partial to the elevator mimic and the uber mimic
>>32358 >>32359 So my options are, either getting my brain tenticled, or having titanium inside my ears. I think i'm just going to corner a unicorn with an apple and have her do it intead.
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>>32349 that reminds me, someone requested solopipb to do a jora
>>32369 Disgusting. Look at all those un-marshmallow'd horns!
>>32352 I categorically reject the very notion of eating out every meal. Give me a kitchen or give me death.
>>32372 you get to lick it off of her paw beans every day.
>>32372 so real, nothing beats a home cooked meal. especially if you do it yourself.
>>32374 That's why I make my own meals! >Pop Tarts >Hot pockets >Hungry Man TV Dinners
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>>32275 Is this a sun?
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>>32372 Agreed. Another reason why the simple, tame domestic meido is the best wan wife
>>32368 I had tinnitus at my last job and thought it was permanent, lots of loud machinery in an enclosed space. After I was released I was unemployed for a good while and spent lots of time in the woods. It went away but I have no idea if it was change in scenery or the recovery of my mental state. I got another job in a similar environment to the first, and it hasn't come back yet. I'd vote for the flayer, sometimes these things are more self inflicted than you may know.
>>32372 couldn't agree more I WILL cook for my wife, even if she herself can cook we could have so much more money if she didn't do takeout every meal >>32373 that can still happen
>>32379 >I'd vote for the flayer, Tentacled hands typed this post.
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i think i found one of those pointy ear kikis anon likes so much
>>32383 Hi, it's me, the pointy ear kiki enjoyer. And yes, you have found a diamond in the rough, a majestic meido of pointy-eared proportions!
holy shit the wiki is loading quickly
>>32385 For me it takes like 10 seconds to load a page.
>>32383 This is not a regulation maid uniform
>>32386 frankly 10 seconds to load a page is quick for it
>>32388 I guess? I'm just happy it's alive after all it's been through.
>>32387 Actually, it is. It's the Elegant Bondage - Thigh Split Dress, with complementary blindfold and cuffs.
>>32393 Huh, well I'll be. How big is their catalogue?
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>>32395 mysteriously, they mostly cater to convents
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>>32395 It was put together by the best Anubi Maids, so as you can imagine, it's categorized by formality, occasion, and then by type of piece(long, medium or short skirts, maidkini, etc). Formal, Semi-formal, Informal, and then Serious, Elegant, Friendly or Erotic, creating 12 categories of clothing. Classic maid outfits would be in the Formal Serious category, for example, while that dress would be in the Formal Elegant one.
>>32383 That's a cute batkiki
>>32399 The periodic table of meidos
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i will marry all the Ryu, no hebi can stop me.
>>32409 go on without me, i'll hold off the hebis
>>32368 Titanium as a bone replacement is actually not that bad, it's about as durable if not more, and entirely non-magnetic. Really you have nothing to lose. Though, I also don't know what causes tinnitus, I just wanted to post about a pixie going smaller than small a-la Magic School Bus
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>>32411 Should I be concerned that you went for Magic School Bus as your reference point rather than Fantastic Voyage?
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>>32350 Yes. Instead, you'll do the raping yourself. Go, she's all ready for you!
>>32411 It sounds too heavy to go inside the ear though. Bone is porous and light.
>>32410 Bless your noble heart
>>32412 Maybe he just has a thing for hakutakus?
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This plant stinks (good)
For monsters such as minotaurs who specifically 'take much pleasure in unilaterally raping men', do you think they'd find it annoying/a turn off if you suddenly started consenting?
>>32360 Really the only girl I'd expect to have better knockers would be a door.
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>>32420 Perhaps she just enjoys overwhelming you, making you helpless and seeing your eyes go into hearts when she increases her speed. Even if you consent, she can go further and faster then you are prepared for. Pelvis shattering sex. Shoving her sweaty used panties in your face as she jerks you off. Nursing hand jobs that you can't escape from. Overwhelming you with sweaty tomboy cow love. But also, minotaur is a cozy cow. She likes a cuddle.
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how do i counter these moves?
>>32425 tell her you prefer mature women and her moveset changes to the much more manageable "pout" and "cry" just know that "cry" is a trap move and if you pick "console" you're dooming yourself to go right back into her win condition
>>32378 That's a chirpwan wife. Now I'm thinking about what kind of kooky kiki combos you could make. >Doberman-magpie kiki >Jealously guards your home >does a good job cleaning too but insists on keeping the shiny trash in her treasure room (it's a closet with nice shelves).
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>>32426 shes immune, what do i do?!?
>>32418 maneaters are so peak
>>32427 >parrot-chihuahua
>>32428 it's a feint. that's not immunity it's just resistance continue as normal and repeat it as often as is necessary. her delusions will crumble eventually just hang in there. don't give up
i cant summon guardians fast enough to protect myself so i guess im going to spec into being a necromancer, wish me luck
>>32429 More of a Dryad man myself
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>>32432 use the tried and true early game magic user strat: recruit the first meathead that rapes you.
>>32433 i like to imagine all husbands of plant girls have a club like abyssal husbands do. lan party at Big Fucking Tree on wednesday
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>>32434 >get raped in your backstory by your magic teacher who also happened to be a meathead the game was over before it even began
>>32436 at least she gets to start with a really cool mount
Why are all the girls with malicious dispositions the best? Unless anyone would like to prove me wrong.
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>>32429 Are you an ara ara maneater man, or are you with the smug brat gang? Do you huff your plants?
>>32435 Party at the Yggdrasil let’s go
>>32430 >Tiny (your top shelves will be uncleaned. It can't be helped) >Stereotypically Mexican >Dresses in flamboyant colors >Every other parrot feature just seems to make the chihuahua bits stronger (she gets cold SO easily, will need to spend lots of time on your lap to stay warm) What an absolute terror. Also, I don't know exactly what a tropical abuelita would be like, but I know you'd better try to stay on her good side even harder than you would with babushka.
>>32436 Can we muscle wizard together?
>>32441 >your top shelves will be uncleaned. It can't be helped yes it can. she's so small she can actually fucking fly
>>32444 Not with wings though. Her anger is just so great it propels her upward so she can fuck up those dust bunny pendejos.
>>32441 But surely a ladder could be used
>>32439 predatory, creepy, and smug is my ideal man eater. and yes i huff them. what kind of fool do you take me for
>>32440 >its just a REALLY old dryad and her husband hosting a big tabletop night
>>32446 No puedo hacerlo significa no puedo hacerlo, Anon Mastoh. But if you want, she got a cousin. That bitch is like five feet tall homes, maybe she could reach it?
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>>32438 because they know what they want and they take it
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>>32433 contrary to popular opinion it turns out it was pretty easy being green
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>>32450 Yes! The most dangerous girls are the most sexiest. >>32451 Also pretty easy to be blue-green.
>>32448 >>32451 >Husbands of bee girls and their friends getting into contests to see who can brew the best mead >Old Dryad husband looking like fucking Treebeard because his wife insists he wears foliage from her tree to mark him as hers
Idunno what it is, plants can be sexy to me but insects just cannae. I'm not even a real life bughater. and it is specifically insects because I'd spoder but I wouldn't crab nothin' beats mammals though

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