Thumbnail made me think it's some kind of Greenworm.

what can we do to help our allies across the border to accelerate the portal

>>30783 Gremlins require your assistance. Also this very smart Jinko!

The local nun has learned of your intent to try dabbling in the occult and summoning the dark powers in order to bring forth a demon and she has prayed to the heavens seeking intervention. Having now become wise to your scheme, the heavens has sent down an Angel of the Powers to confront you. She comes wielding her holy blade and declares she will punish you for your sinful thoughts. You are alone, your ritual interrupted, no Monsters can possibly help you now. You cannot escape judgment.

>>30785 but what can be done? I will do anything within my power to pet my wife before it is too late for me >big gremlin very interesting

>>30786 my opening move is to tell her she's got a really long pelvis I use the momentary distraction to speedrun the rest of the ritual and see what happens, damn the consequences

>>30787 Throw a banana in there for scale and you'll see she's only like 5 feet tall. Just very stacked. I am into that phenotype.

>>30786 >she just hands you a mop and toothbrush >your punishment is just cleaning the local priory to atone for your acts >afterwards she pays you on your head and tells you she’ll give you lessons to warn you against the dark arts >a few years later you and her are happily married and with three children >now wholly convinced angels are so much better than demons

>>30790 This is the kind of scary story deem girls tell during preteen sleepovers.

>>30789 it's a good'un but what about a gremlin that's just bigger than you 8 feet of gremlin meat that can just pick you up and bully you >>30790 >now wholly convinced angels are so much better than demons not a chance in hell I've been marked by lewd demons since I was like 11-12 years old playing diablo 1, those succubi warped me at this point it wouldn't be repentance it would be betrayal

need that blind snake basilisk moe

>>30793 Not really what I'm looking for in a gremlin, but I wouldn't turn it down. That being said, my ideal gremlin would be all about the weird tech to bully me. That's Gremlincore for me.

>>30794 Lisks and Dusas are ADORBS. Wish they were more popular.

>>30795 it's probably just temporary, there's no way the device that made her that big is stable. she'll bully you for a few nights and then it'll backfire and she'll end up at a 3' tall dork until she builds ANOTHER device that fixes it, and if you don't help her it's straight to the spoogomatic 2000

>>30790 This is so true and easily verifiable! Angel girls are much better than Demons! They're cuter and softer, and they're innocent so they feel sex much harder than Demons do, and receive twice the pleasure! You should find an Angel girl today and be gentle with her at first, and then get rougher and enjoy how she mewls and squirms in your hands! Marry an Angel today!

>>30798 >"Anon" at her computer.

so anyway, the coolest part about demons is how they're actually perfect housewives and the best part of that is when she cooks you your favorite meals whenever you want them everybody knows angels can't cook. combined with that need to really try too hard and overcompensate because they know they're ALSO less sexy it really is kind of embarrassing. you'd think they'd be good for SOMETHING

>>30796 I don't in the case of Medusa. There is no single worse fate than your waifu species going mainstream.

>>30800 maybe they should be bad at housework/cooking so devils still have something to do

>>30802 they can be a loli, for the people who are into that it is sorta weird that they're essentially just big/little versions of themselves but are still classified as distinct mamono even imps and succubi have more to differentiate themselves I like demons as they are and wouldn't change 'em for the world

I need an emotional support slime.

>>30804 amoeba (that loves you)

Angel breasts are far larger than Demons on average, meaning they have unrivaled paizuri ability that Demons can't match since Dumbmons specced more into their hips, and Angel breast milk is far more nutritious and it tastes way better, way creamier and sweeter. Angels win hands down. You should definitely marry an Angel and not a stinky Demon who wears dumb gimp leather!

angels lost when they stopped the portals

>>30806 i support using halos for mundane tasks

>>30808 playing halo frisbee catch with my hellhound wife

>>30801 Man, that's tricky. I get it. On the one hand, I wouldn't want a bunch of weirdos to make Ushis into the new ship girls or some other gatcha game bullshit. On the other hand, Ushis are love and deserve to be given more attention.

I hate that this board doesn't tell you when the thread is locked, also Bapho milk is the best

>>30806 b-breast milk...? it can't be decent for a pure and righteous mamono like an angel to just- breastfeed her husband...

>>30813 Multiple Mullahs and Imams agree that it is permissible for a fully grown man to drink his wife's breastmilk. Drinking breast milk is A-OK in the eyes of the divine.

>>30810 It's just a dumb hang up I have, ignore it.

>>30816 And my big hang up with Medusas is just how much I love the idea of their sneks being derederedere while they're tsun AF.

>>30816 Oooooh! And I like the absolute DUMBEST hair variants.

my wife bought me a WMFD shirt and won't stop saying "YOU JUST KNOW" to everyone we meet

This Hakutaku lady keeps speaking at me in Chinese. I don't know what she's saying but she seems really happy doing it so I just nod along and her eyes light up. She's so strangely endearing even though she won't leave me alone wherever I go now.

MEME KOTS

>>30820 Say "bing chilling".

>>30820 Oh, you just need a translator. Try hitting her with a '你好！我很愚蠢,需要帮助。你能和我做爱吗?'

>>29956 >What's the best motion for a kej? Headpatting a Kej is a lot like how you'd comb her hair, just with your hand as the comb. Slightly spread your fingers outward a little and there you go. Periodically pausing to gently play with her hair using your thumb and pointer finger is encouraged. Although brushing is always appreciated by just about any monster girl you can think of, the Kejourou place special significance to it. Even if the act isn't all that ceremonious. Some can be a bit particular but otherwise it tends to have a improvisational or freeform nature to it. You'll get plenty of non-verbal feedback; in general if she's squirming in her seat, making cute moans, leaning into you, you're doing it right.

fuck you reality get the fuck outta the way already I want to cook burgers for my wolf wife I'm running out of patience OPEN THE PORTAL NOW

>>30791 What if I pull out the bandage befot? Do I get a cool badass skin?

>>30791 >not even the dead may know peace from such lewdness What can men do against such reckless mate(s)?

>>30828 sex, i think

>>30828 the lich is resurrecting you on commission, so you can be with the wife you always post about she waited so long and pooled up so much money to be able to revive you with a high level lich capable of making you truly alive and in your prime again the reason she's not here right now is you're fragile for a while and she wouldn't be able to hold back

>>30820 Impress her by reciting the ching cheng hanji opera by heart

>>30830 She looked at my posting habits? put me back in the grave

Will mamono leave you alone if you firmly tell them that you're scared of monsters and you don't want to sex them?

>>30839 they're why she worked so hard to have you bro

>>30830 What if miss Lich is the wife

>>30842 then congratulations game over yeahhhhh you get your happy ending with your lich wife and it was just a personal project for her

>>30781 HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI HEBI

>>30843 I'd imagine she's celebrating my revival with the most deadpan face ever.

>>30840 Nah they'd just rape correct me for being a bigot

playing the MGE RPG led me to believe that most mamono are actually pretty reasonable

>>30847 What's the progress on that anyway? Which mamonos are in so far?

>>30840 Depends No matter what theyre not leaving you alone but odds are they will pump the breaks if the eyes arent going heart shaped.

>>30840 That's the prime target for hellhounds, manticores, ushi onis and other aggressive dominant mamonos

>>30848 my understanding is that it's ded there's a cat and an imp and an introductory white succubus I've seen one or two screenshots that look like further content but I think they were indev and it's abandoned I'd love to be wrong, but I haven't seen anything on it from a year later than 2022 and I'm not japanese enough to know more

>>30851 Yeah I started reading up on it and it appears nothing has really changed since 2020. I mean I'm sure he's still working on it, just that he doesn't release demos in intervals. And to be fair, this is a really ambitious project so it will take a really long time. We're talking decades here at best.

>>30852 MTLing the latest devpost he upgraded staff size to 3 in 2022 but hasn't even posted about it again since I'd love to share your optimism, the demo left me hankerin' seeing as how you actually get to interact with mamono in a variety of ways including just eating with them the updated art/designs are all super nice too

>>30845 >hug her close >thanks for bringing me back >the dam breaks and the tears start to flow "Not even death can keep us apart!" stories must be very popular in mg culture

>>30854 peggy march's I Will Follow Him topping the mamono charts for three straight decades

>>30854 As this all happens she gives you headpats and calms you down with the most soothingly calm voice ever >"Not even death can keep us apart!" stories must be very popular in mg culture Banshees are a thing after all

>>30857 She won it all from a stand up comedy

>>30857 you should believe in your wife bro she loves you

>>30781 >MGE thread >Non MGE image in the OP Trolling, or just retarded?

>>30860 that's respectable from a human perspective with our dogshit life expectancy and mountains of basic needs. but I doubt she'd see it that way as a mamono, and if she saw you say that it'd probably make her pretty sad. especially if you're doubting her ability I also doubt she'd have that rough a time of it. wonderland's pretty opulent I think you should believe in your wife, but also trust her judgement

>>30862 Stop arguing with him, he's clearly trolling with this woe is me bs

>>30864 NTA, my bad, it was not interesting posts.

>>30861 Pretty sure we're just continuing how the thread worked on jp and /mge/ is just a distinct name that was needed after we were initially told to not occupy the general thread here.

>>30863 Cheer up, Anon. My wife will donate the money to your wife. She's a creeping coin so money is not an issue for us. >>30864 ????? It's just friendly banter mate

>>30866 >thread isn't actually about MGE when it's convenient for me So just trolling now.

>>30868 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/33812293 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/33978782 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/33251353 Picked random 3 threads with non-MGE OP pics made 4 years ago. Sure /mgt/ was practically a MGE thread, but it was fine to post non-MGE pics as long as they weren't related to edgy or degen shit.

>>30870 I know you're trying to be nice anon, but I am pretty sure that anon you're replying to is not posting in good faith.

>>30870 Anon, if you posted an image of a mermaid in the fox thread we wouldn't be having this discussion. This is the MGE thread, as the name says, and that name is there for a good reason, i'm sure you know why. There is a general thread already here, the whole "This is an MGE thread" and "This is a general thread" doublethink doesn't make sense here. Just take an image from the archive next time.

We need more tropical mamonos for summer holidays

>>30873 I'm not the OP, I just don't want to see this place die when every autist starts complaining about their pet-peeves, just like the obsessed remainers on jp said it would happen. We already had someone kill off much of cheshposting, then alps and now you want to forbid anons from posting non-MGE images altogether? What next, we're going to have to start headcanoning away the "icky" (but previously accepted here) parts of MGE like /monster/ does? No, at least I want the mod to decide, not angry randos.

>>30873 NTA, you're like the first person to have an issue in this current thread. With the amount of changes people put into their wives, you do realize that many of them are barely MGE anymore, right? They've practically become OCs. Last thread's blue dragon is hardly even MGE anymore even if it was yerb who drew it and no one complained. You're acting like these threads are fundamentally different to the /mgt/ thread when it's been established that all the posters are from there and OCs have been allowed since many years ago. More than 4 years ago even. Mods, if you find this post off topic, feel free to delete it or move it over to /meta/. I just felt the need to make this point. I'm not going to reply further.

>>30875 >from posting non-MGE images altogether? In the OP anon, in the OP. I'm not saying you can't post non MGE images in the thread. The OP is there to signal what the thread is about, and it's a pretty common practice of 4chan trolls to change the OP to sort of "announce" a raid. You could go the same slippery slope fallacy and say if people keep displacing the MGE topic of the thread it will just become another general thread, and the topics that we keep away will be allowed using the same argument you are using now. "Oh, i found an image of x obviously off-topic thing 4 years ago, guess it's allowed." Some of you need to learn that things have changed in 4 years.

Sure is a nice hand you got there. Would be a real shame if somebody stung it, see?

>>30875 If you know from where the chesh posting come from, it's maybe better that way

>>30879 The fagkot thread?

>>30880 >fagkot Now i'm imagining a cheshire being rolled up in a blunt. The weedshire?

>>30881 Weed is a downer and not an upper, right? So it would mellow out her inane behavior, hopefully.

>>30882 I thought you said you weren't coming here, schizo. No matter, meido is going to clean you up when she wakes up

>>30882 I talk about cheshires a lot, I don't think I'm this "frogman" you keep talking about, I'm just a plain old human.

It's Monday, and you're arguing. BAD

>>30877 >4 years ago Sure, have some more recent ones https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49106072 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49060318 https://warosu.org/jp/thread/49385868 My point is, keep things as they were and 1 thread out of 17 with non-MGE pic more or less follows the established ratio. The whole point of the move was merely getting rid of the pests enabled by inept or hostile moderation. Nothing beyond that and it's likely the move would fail if it was presented as "we're going to become an exclusively MGE thread from now on". At first we were even using the general thread before admin told us to move to our own. >>30887 It's monday and there's no cat ass on my face. Fix this, you missing texture harlot.

>>30887 Monday and bad moods are inseparable. We hate mondays.

One of the many uses of Shogg is a cooling fan. I thought that was interesting.

>>30890 I don't know. Looks like you'd get covered in sticky shog juice.

>>30889 >>30888 Monday is gay(alp) anyway, also I keep posting I'm just more mindful of my posts >>30890 Shoggoth always spooked me since I read 'The Mountain of Madness' drunk in a farmhouse.

>>30891 That's just coolant.

Fuck Monday >t. anon with Alp gf named Monday

>>30894 Yeah fuck Monday, I love Friday instead >t. anon with Alp gf named Friday

>>30894 Punch monday

>>30896 Imagine raping an alp and at the very end after you cum deep inside her she says >Jokes on you, I'm a boy btw, therefore, you're gay lmao Not even cheshires can prank someone this hard

>>30897 nuisance, chesh aren't that cruel or gay

Segg with le chesh?

What's your waifus battle theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iseOSKngyUo

>>30899 Oui

>>30901 Orange Cheshire, weirdo amongst weirdo

>>30900 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szbre3Os1jU

>>30861 MGE has lamias, and I posted a lamia. I could see you having a point if I posted an anthropomorphized Pikachu. But I did not. Pokegirl posting is something people are doing in the /jp/ thread.

>>30850 but those are the scariest ones...

It is too hot, and I demand that the Demon Lord create a system of cold mamono to solve global warming. Especially for me, right now.

>>30907 Yukis, Tsuraras, and Ice Queens are paradoxical beings because they're simultaneously cold and hot.

>>30781 Least possessive hebi

>>30905 Your fear is what made you extra delicious for them

>>30910 My ideal Ushi is a great big cuddle bug. Still rapey, but gentle about it because I am kinda broken.

>>30870 But this is not a "Monster Girl Thread" anymore

>>30912 The Mick? Is that you?

Wouldn't it be more interesting to talk about the monsters?

>>30914 Which ones would you drink?

MGE is love MGE is life

>>30916 Portals can't come soon enough...

>>30916 This is why Miss Ushi needs cooking lessons before being allowed to operate on her own in a kitchen.

>>30911 Excellent taste. For me, it's the big fluffy cuddlehound.

>>30919 This is a core mge picture for me.

>>30918 Cooking Ushi should be an example to others.

>>30921 the bandaids really tie it together

>>30920 Sir, that's a Hellhound, not a Manticore. Jeez, what is it with people and misidentifying mamono these days?

>>30894 I hate Mondays so Alp Monday sounds fine

>>30922 Please commit wisp bait.

>>30894 All horns are positioned to clearly show that they must be given missionary position sex. Otherwise the marshmallows might fall off.

>>30924 Neither of them are Cheshires, how's that core?

>>30924 Hellhounds and Manticores are the distilled essence of 90% of monster girl fantasies. >big girl, who is kind and loves me or >big girl, who is scary and loves me

>>30929 i know they've been watered down a little but kind isn't my first thought about hellhounds

>>30924 Dare you? >>30928 You got lucky this time because I couldn't find any Cheshicore hybrid in the galleries.

>>30928 Cheshire are close relative to batcat unlike stinky heckhound

>>30930 Kind (to you), just a little rapey

>>30913 Yes

>>30926 That’s a lot of hostility for someone making a light comment. Mayhap thou art a wisp?

Purple milky ?

>>30930 eh, there's nothing about hellhounds that paints them as UNkind by nature, they just never actually submit and are particularly rapey which only matters on day 1 before you're officially their husband. after that it's just rough but nondangerous sex they love you like any mamono does. they might not be kind-first like a kiki or shog, but they're certainly not cruel like a manticore can be. and tame or not they are still dogs, man's best friend. and look at that big ol' friendly smile >>30929 they sort of are, though they might just be really good examples (and thus why they are as popular as they are). I'd add lamia and succubus to the mix as the Four Primes >dumbstrong rule of might that takes you by force but isn't super mean about it >predator that enforces absolute control and smugs the cum out of you >you, the human, fucked up and are now inescapably trapped and >charm magic and overwhelming lust+energy drain just seem like the four foundational pillars. most mamono are a variation of one of these, though it's easy to argue hellhounds and manticores are just variations of earlier-released mamono in those distilled essences and there was absolutely undoubtedly an Era that was just manticores, cheshires, and hellhounds you could probably chop it down to 3 and combine the first 2 into a single "powerful entity takes you for her own," and leave the other two at "inescapable trap" and "charm magic et al" for an even more minimalist view, but those are kind of lame succubus is kind of just too much of The Monstergirl >>30936 I can taste the blackberry

>>30930 They like to rape because they know humans are weak but at the same time that is why they are protective and kind to you.

The ideal mamono is a giant chocolate living object.

>>30939 Careful

actually the ideal mamono is my wife in particular

>>30940 Bros she's melting... save her...

manticore special cocktail?

>>30812 I hope that artist will do a winegote someday too.

>>30943 depends, how much agony am I in for?

>>30938 it'd take me a while to perceive this kindness. when i think of a more conventionally kind mamano, it'd be a houri or kobold or something

>>30945 medium

>>30943 That cocktail better have manticore venom in it or I'll be very disappointed.

>>30937 There are a LOT more archetypes than just those 4.

>>30946 the mofumofu aftercare takes place immediately after first blush so maybe a couple hours, before which she's already probably been praising you anyway it's a warped kindness, but it's still kindness (MONSTERGIRL ENCYCLOPEDIA) sure there's kinder, but mamono love you

>>30945 It's just a real cocktail she worked hard to create, you broke her dreams, and she will cry now >>30950 her tail is missing a spike

I forgot, but they are also milk in it

>>30950 yeah for sure that's why I don't really like minimizing it can be an interesting thought process to try, but there are ALWAYS enough "outliers" that they inevitably need their own denominations even something as simple and broad as "Active predator" vs "Ambush predator" doesn't work >>30952 >you broke her dreams, and she will cry now I didn't say no, it was just healthy self preservation >>30953 so is it like a white russian as a base

>>30946 TL version here. >>30953 How hard is it to get them used to milking?

>>30955 Require a lot of training, but it's worth it; the harder to get, the better. >like a white Russian as a base Yup, but with venom, she called it a Rasputin

>>30956 >>30954

With wurms it's the opposite problem. They get cranky if you don't milk them, and you don't want to deal with a cranky wurm.

>>30956 >vodka, manticore milk, mamono-grown coffee bean liqueur, the venom of one manticore barb the flavor definitely hinges on the 'core venom, the milkshakeyness of a WR is kind of delicate if it's still just drinkable candy that seems dangerous/ly sexy and like you will just end up having lots of sex (wow)

This way to the bar, sir

>>30962 Why did she put a potato on the drink?

Is there a monster that isn't milkable? Even lolis and undead are literal cows when it comes to milk production

>>30964 slime

>>30964 Imagine Automaton or Living Armor milk What would it taste like?

>>30961 >definitely hinges on the 'core venom Good but I get you it's too "gourmand"

>>30964 lava golem milk...

>>30964 >undead are literal cows when it comes to milk production Corpse milk, my favorite

>>30963 she just thinks they're neat

>>30966 Like an iron and minerals rich milk, perfect for babies since that way they develop strong bones and a perfect drink for anemic people

>>30963 >he doesn't take his shots with potatoes This is how you know you're not compatible with Earth type mamono >>30970 Marge get out

>>30971 I'm kind of anemic myself so I would gladly take it >>30969 Probably tastes like fermented milk or cheese >>30968 Spicy!

>>30964 wait nevermind the silliest milk isn't lava golem milk it's skeleton milk

>>30964 Raijus are too fast and slippery to be milked.

>>30975 lol, lmao even, if it can be petted, it can be milked

>>30964 Probably anything in the magic material category

Imagine going around the roof of a cathedral attaching milking machines to all the gargoyles while they're frozen in place.

>>30978 Yeah but what would it taste like though

>>30978 >>30979 sweet premixed concrete construction crews probably do this to save on fuel, time, money and effort

>>30972 No... please, i'll have as many potatos im my drinks as Eros wants. Just dont take the earthy type mamono away from me...

>>30974 The torso of a skeleton is technically some sort of magic construct, so they aren't too far from eachother.

>>30963 The "potato" is actually a ball of ice made with frozen fruit juice. >This is our first demonic cocktail that we dedicate specifically to you♥ This small, full to the brim glass goblet expresses everything that my sister and I have♥ >The Moon here is represented by a demonic lamp flower attached to a dragon charcoal sugar tube. >And the Sun is expressed in a piece of homemade ice made of depravity fruit. >And finally, the drink is a demonic liqueur made from Dragoro grapes, dyed with couple's fruit, it represents the starry sky connecting you and us♥. >You use the moon tube, neatly wrapped in a luminous flower, and even though your thoughts are a little confused by the demon liquor, you can still look firmly at us♥

>>30983 I know, it's just funny to think a wurm put a potato on a drink as if it was a lemon. Also, what exactly is a depravity fruit? Nothing in the wiki other than the cocktail mentions it.

>>30878 Oh god, they know he's a bugfucker. Just look at them. >>30894 Imagine having a harem with sex members each named after a different day of the week and fucking them exclusively on their own day. The last day is for orgies and group dates, of course.

>>30983 Well that shuts me up. As an abstainer I plead ignorance.

>>30975 they use their incredible speed and guile to force their titty in your mouth before you can even THINK of doing something barbaric with your hands or worse, a machine

>>30983 Sounds good, what's the catch?

>>30988 it's a foofy girly drink made entire out of fruit and sugar that you drink through a straw

>>30989 That's ok if they put alcohol in it

>>30988 The catch is (you).

>>30989 I like foofy girly drinks made of fruit and sugar. They taste good.

>>30965 >milk slime appears

>hellhound cocktail >it's just heated bourbon

>>30993 This sounds intriguing but slimes being transparent is an oddly large part of the appeal. I guess she could always just drink milk and store it in her breasts like that bartender slime.

>>30993 the problem with this is if she's not refridgerated for a day it all goes bad

>>22339 Threadly reminder there is an active CYOA in the catalog right now. Current choice is actually pretty thread relevant.

>>30984 >Also, what exactly is a depravity fruit? Nothing in the wiki other than the cocktail mentions it. I can't speak Japanese and I could only find the original pages in image form, so it's hard to check what it was called in the original. I'm gonna guess it might be corruption fruit, but I'll leave it to someone who actually knows the language to figure it out.

>>30998 Looks like a figue

>>30998 does not look very tasty I don't generally want to put anything sticky and white in my mouth

>>30997 Well I cast my vote for that sweetest of all nectars

>>30963 Do you not want a baked potato with your drink?

Ok, fine, my wife might not be able to produce milk, but she can make Goldwasser with her shed skin. Bet your wife can't do that, huh?

>>31005 compelling, but I love my non-milk-focused wife the way she is

>>31005 I bet she can make milk and it's just butterscotch or caramel flavored.

>>31005 I bet her milk tastes like coins

>>31002 It's tasty for mamono, not for men. It is supposed to look like cum.

>>30964 >>31005 Considering that all monster have an astronomically low chance to give birth to a human boy that means all of them can produce milk fit and nutritious for a human baby Therefore all monsters can be properly milked

>>31010 Eventually, after either oregmacy or the administration of holst milk.

>>31011 *preflgnancy

FUCK

image of a cheshire pointing at the viewer and saying "dork"

>>31014 If she wants to break the fourth wall, she should go all out and call me out by my name.

Claustrophyte or Saccophyte? I cannot decide.

>>31007 Yum >>31008 Bweh

>>31015 John Monstergirl Encyclopedia?

>>31018 thats Mister John Monster G. Encyclopedia to you

succubros im getting a comission done, what horns do you guys think are best?

>>31020 my vote's for one of these two, particularly left there's something about 'em

>>31020 Wurm horns = MORE HORNS

>>31021 Right is the only right option. Horns are blowjob handles, you do not want them facing towards you

>>31024 left horns have some sexy interactions with hair though I'd post an example but they're not MGE

>>30964 depends on how you define milk. chaos monsters have no 'milk' but they have a close equivilent thats extra addictive and a bit numbing

>>31024 MORE HORNS = MORE LOVE. Do not be some lame Anon with only 2 horns worth of love! GO FOR SIX.

>>30994 >Hellhound cocktail >It's a plastic water bottle filled with 50% malt liquor and 50% cheap gas station wine, shaken vigorously

>>31020 #4 tends to be my favorite.

>>31027 i didnt even consider requesting more than 2 horns, youre a genius

Pochi, please make another doujin. Preferably with face sitting. And tentacles. Fuck it, through in a hoofjob scene for good measure.

>>31028 it's the love that counts (her saliva is also in there)

>>31030 Do take into consideration that the more horns you give her, the less like a succubis and more like a demon she will look. You need to try to hit that spot between sedictiveness and helishness without going too far in the one direction.

i've once again remembered that im not currently getting my pelvis flattened by a jinko every morning, night and about 3-8 more times in-between every day. whats the cure for such a depressing reality?

>>31033 And if you go TOO far, she warps from succ to deem to Try Hard. Stop at 30 horns max.

>>31034 Booze, lots of it. Still waiting for a chesh telefraging me during one those nights

>>31034 Do not listen to that anon. Instead, go for mild excersizing like walks, crunches, etc, as well as finding some happy music to listen to. Maybe get into some form of meditation.

>>31034 echoing lots of booze but also echoing exercise and a hobby of some kind to improve at, and especially encouraging exercise. leeft. get a 40lb kettlebell or 30 if you're a doughy desk dweller and do overhead presses and other kb exercises just layer all that shit on there it is the only way I'm making it to my werewolf at the end of the finish line

>>31037 You can drown it on booze AND do exercise AND add a hobby like painting or cooking. I just told the easiest and quickest way

What weapon does your wife wield? Can she protect your from the perils of the world? If not, is she even your wife?

>>31040 she uses me (mana battery/squid)

>>31040 Dagger and demon silver paw sized claws

>>31040 she needs only her wit and fluff to get what she wants.

>>31040 the My Wife version of my wife has a big fucking sword

>>31040 Hmm, i usually don't think of my wife as being a natural fighter. Aside from being a very angry train of pure death and destruction, she would wield something like an arsenal of poisoned thrown weapons. You will feel the sting of 100 shurikens. pls no bully

>>31040 She would tell you that she is the perils of the world.

>>31040 Spores. Lots and lots of spores. And a bit of magic on the side. one could even call her a magic mushroom

>>31046 i have the sudden urge to pick up a malef during her evil monologue and take her to my humble farmstead without saying a word.

>>31045 This is cute and your love of the dreaded Oomuninja is clear.

>>31040 Energy-draining ghost claws, but she's small and not much of a warrior.

>>31046 Call me Gwyn because the moment she starts waxing poetic about how her tail is a hurricane I'm going to unleash my lightning bolt on her womb. My lightning bolt being my penis.

How would you feel if when the portals opened you found yourself cornered in a dark alley between a wall and your wife, and instead of raping you she just whispers your gamer tag in your ear and then leaves.

>>31059 Well, she better add me on Steam that night cause I won't be able to deal with this level of blue balls otherwise.

>>31059 >gamer I'm going to call her a nigger, duh

>>31059 >gamertag Where do I get one of those?

>>31039 Fair enough anon. Suika would be proud.

>>31060 She'll be invading you in Mamono Souls. >>31062 It's a bit mean to say that to a hellhound. >>31063 It's whatever name you use regularly in vidya.

>>30909 Hebis are good girls: >Snek >White >Yan

>>31040 I like the idea of monk-like learncows. They're physically strong because of minotaur heritage and the monastic upbringing makes sense. So yeah, her bare fists are enough, maybe a stick if she needs reach. I imagine she could hit some interesting pressure points in the bedroom when not going Fist of the North Star on anyone that fucks about.

>>31068 >I imagine she could hit some interesting pressure points in the bedroom when not going Fist of the North Star on anyone that fucks about. You are already fucked.

>>31068 Is she the kind of monk who has a cute cat as a pet?

>>31069 You are already drained

unsagely zoomer hakutaku hawktuahku

that was the worst post I've made in 19 years of using this website I'm sorry

>>31068 she can literally punch knowledge into you with skin to skin contact though grappling would be preferred

Magus dropped a thing elsewhere. https://archiveofourown.org/works/67551831

>>31071 Absolute hagbait.

>>31079 Yes, absolutely yes. A thousand, thousand, thousand times yes.

What kind of mamono would have what kind of pets? >Would a snek mamono have a pet snek? >Would a cute birb have a cute birb? >Would they mix it up? A hellhound has a cute lil kitty who loves to cuddle by her face because fire = warm? >Would a danuki have a giant fluffy samoyed? >Obviously, fairies would have corgis.

>>31067 I want to meet a hebi so prideful she tells me her species name translates to "wife" snake >>31081 I like to think mushrooms girls would naturally have an normal ant colony they take care of ignore any creepy fungus stuff they do for Halloween to scare the ant girls. The zombies also seem to take some amount of offense with the act also me. my wife would have me

>>31081 I feel like most mamono that might have pets probably have pets that are pretty dissimilar to themselves like the hellhound with a cat. probably just an accidental adoption courtesy of the cat delivery system. she's grouchy one day and a haggard and hungry kitten happens to mewl and rub on her leg, she feeds it and it brightens her mood, and now she's got a cat. as an example, at least. hellhounds don't seem terribly likely to have pet animals given that they themselves wholeheartedly refuse domestication (or so they claim) it's probably the egyptian decadence vibes but I see a lamia with a pet tiger or some peacocks or cranes or something

>>31082 Oh, man, I didn't even THINK of all the more out there mamono. I wonder if dryads think of squirrels and birds as pets... or tenants? >Deeply battle-scarred fairy >She has a "pet" falcon, Mr. Bitey >The falcon is not quiiiiiiite domesticated

>>31084 she's definitely got a saddle for that falcon

>>31086 And he HATES it. HATES IT SO HARD. >Ushi has a pet frog. His name is Froggy, and he eats bugs and stuff that get in her cave.

>>31084 I think it gets even stranger when you consider mamano in extreme climates. >Selkies with pet elephant seals. >Lava golems with pet water bears. >Nereids with pet crabs >Cancers with pet fish. >Pale riders with bacteria cultures they take care of for fun and practice as foes so they may forever prevent any WHORES from getting into their husbands >Cursed sword with a pet jackass penguin (they share a temperament) Not to mention all the even more wacky shit once animals start becoming mamano realm animals like the lust inducing scorpions and big scary ass bore

>>31088 if boar drifting is wrong i don't want to be right

all these posts and not a single "the pet is me" post

>>31090 >>31082

>Miss Baph has an absolutely enormous garden >Despite all her magic, it is infested with VOLES. And maybe MOLES. >The point is her carrots are in trouble. >She gets a big old farmhouse cat. >He is useless. Worse than useless, really, since he either sleeps all day or yowls at night to get laid. >So, she goes big. >That's right. >Straight up dinosaur. >He's a 3 foot tall killing machine that eats voles and scares the fuck out of the cat. >The rest of her sabbath pretty much hates him, though. Apparently he tried to break into one of their experiments. >Whatever, Miss Baph's got a kickass garden and the stupid-ass farm Sabbath can SUCK IT. >Zero dinos >Shitty carrots

>>31090 Man, I don't want to be a pet, that's super weird. I want to be her son that she has sex with.

>>31083 Exactly why they like cats, cats bow to no man. There is no such thing as a truly domesticated cat, they simply like hanging around.

>>31094 You're wrong. >Miss Manticore learns to bow as part of her butler outfit idea Cat. Who. Bows.

>>31095 pretty sure she was just stretching her back

>>31096 Top half >You typing normally Bottom half >Pic of you typing that response

>>31093 I just wanna be her husband I want to pamper my wife grill burgs and steaks for her and fix the problems with the den find The Spot behind her ear and turn her into a puddle of fuzzy goo with it then try to get up only to get dragged back into bed and be mauled into ribbons (affectionately) >>31094 fair enough >>31095 clearly a fake cat with no true cat spirit that or it's just another layer of mockery "butlers are human men so I can bow if I'm LARPing haha get owned idiot"

>>31098 I don't pretend to know what's going on in the mind of a manticore. Probably some kind of overly convoluted plan related to humiliating the boy she likes.

>>31099 one can only speculate for me it's psychoanalyzing a cheshire

>>31099 >I don't pretend to know what's going on in the mind of a manticore. Probably some kind of overly convoluted plan related to humiliating the boy she likes. <I want to see what his orgasm face looks like. Okay. He tastes good. I wanna see it again.

>Ms. Ryu wants you to practice basic storm and electricity safety >Ms. Raiju wants you to wave a big meta pole around outside when it's raining

>>31101 That can't be it. Cores are KOTS. She's gotta have a cheezburger in there somewhere.

>>31102 ms raiju sounds like the kind of buddy I want once I'm already married

>>31100 Nobody knows what Miss Chesh is thinking. Not even Miss Chesh. It's more exciting that way!

>>31102 >Miss Ryu's pets: a giant koi pond. >She puts up little signs around it to warn the hebis not to eat them.

>>31105 >i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver on repeat

>>31105 I WILL analyze the void the empty mind. the zen garden of nothingness within a cheshire's brain through her I can achieve CHIM and open the portal myself

>>31107 lmao, that's perfect! I award you 1 Waha! https://files.catbox.moe/gb4abe.jpg

Good night, thread. Please have sweet dreams of cats and memes. And monster girls with pets.

>>31110 Dreams of anal sex and monsters getting anal ravaged by you

>>31106 >Miss Raiju's pets: So many weasels >Oh god they're in the walls

>>31040 The power of love (for me)

>>31088 What about a Golem and her pet rock

>>31111 I'll do my best

>>31069 Nani?! >cums uncontrollably

>>31105 >>31107 >the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma https://youtu.be/5JuVHCJVYf4?si=7qQElrAPxckf3MSK

>>31082 >her species name translates to "wife" snake That's bullshit but I believe it

>watch hunter x hunter for the first time >Oh a cute cat girl >She's a heartless abomination >Redemption bait >Still evil >End It's a pattern that happens too often with cat girl, I don't like it

>>31122 Ants are not cats

>>31123 Easy to forget when they don't look look alike at all

>>31078 My backlog grows...

>>31123 Sir, that's a spider, and she's missing 2 legs.

>>31126 When the ant is sus

>>31127 Ants aren't pigs either.

I'm obsessed by cat in mge (expect for the furry), why?

>>31129 Because you associate cats with comfort and happiness. Seductive being that will annoy you a bit but then release all of your stress with purrs, licks and cuddles.

>>31131 kittens are great for bullying, teasing and snuggling

Clearly there was a bit of a miscommunication when i told Ms Lich that i wanted to rearrange her guts.

I made a mistake and deleted the post >>31131 That's actually really accurate but I didn't realized it, thanks. >>31132 This too

>>31131 >release all of your stress with purrs, licks and cuddles. And mating

>>31135 >leglocking They don't know that i know a secret technique to counter it.

>>31136 Anon, that's not a secret technique, it's Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Please get help.

>>31137 What? That's not it at all. C'mon.

>>31138 I understand that you're embarrassed, but there's actual cures nowadays with modern Unicorn and Sabbath medical techniques. You don't have to mythologize it as a personal strength. If anything, the TRUE strength comes from you taking control of the situation and getting yourself the help you deserve.

>>31135 Snuggle and fuck in the same activity?

>>31140 >"We're behind schedule and have to catch up! It's the only way!"

>>31140 It enhances both activities, yes

Which character do I have to talk to to start the kissing tutorial? It's been stuck in my quest log for ages and there's no quest marker anywhere.

>>31143 Go out at night. You'll see these cheerful women hanging out in convenience stores, and street corners. If you pay them, they'll help you clear that quest

>>31144 Wait a minute, that doesn't look like kissing.

>>31081 >>31088 IRL there's this species of spider that keeps tiny frogs as "pets", so I could imagine an arachne that finds frogs cute.

>>31146 >anon dresses like pepe for his spider gf

>>31147 >Anon dresses as Pepe for his spider girlfriend >clearly a homemade costume made by someone who can’t see >spider urges to WEAVE overwhelm her

>>31150 Anon is blind?

>>31151 Autocorrect decided that typing “sew” was a typo and swapped it to “see.” Autocorrecting automaton requires pregnancy correction.

looking kind of wispy and wighty

>>31153 I want to make babies with the Undead

>>31141 Sex life with autism dog must be fun >playing vidya in your allotted free time >randomly look at the time, oh fuck it's 22:59:50 and your scheduled love-making begins in 10 seconds >storm out of the gaming basement and run to the bedroom on second floor >barely made it just as clock changed to 23:00, wife is already on the bed in lingerie and looking not very amused by your disorganization >quickly jump out of your clothes while thinking of sexy stuff to get in the mood after you almost died running all those stairs >fortunately after exactly 5 minutes of foreplay, Anon Jr. is ready for action despite you being almost late >wife hands you sex sheet for the night, today it starts with mating press between 23:05 and 23:30 >cum at 23:29 instead because of previous lingering stress >dog wife short circuits, starts panting like a wild animal in heat and now you can do her as you please all night

>>31150 sometimes a spider is going to make embarrassing clothes (for both of you) for cosplay sex

>>31153 >No pan. The war of the undead against undergarments continues.

I've come to the conclusion that i still do not want children, but i can make an exception if my wife is powerful and our children will be too

>>31160 >t. Anon with over 400 devil bug daughters

Did you know? A trolls thunderclap is stronger than a Ryus. Don't tell the Ryu, they get very mad about it when you bring it up.

>>30840 Don't worry, you'll find yourself in good company of a totally human girl who also is afraid of monsters and who totally doesn't want to get intimate with you the way the other monstergirls do.

>>31163 Massive ass thunderclap are fine too, I wonder if they can thunderclap with their titties too

>>31154 I want undead daughterwife

>>31165 Monsters are quite dangerous when you ask then to "clap their cheeks", the ahockwaves could bring some dire consequences

>>31168 Monster thong erotic

>>31163 Don't tell the trolls either, they get very embarrassed about it. <"A-all I did was run after the mail harpy! I can't 'shake that thang!'"

>>31169 Monster throng erotic.

>>31171 <Monster Theremin Erotic

>>31081 >automaton who really likes beekeeping because they remind her of little factory robots

>>31173 >anubis who really likes beekeeping because they remind her of little factory robots

>>31173 Oooooh, great choice. Especially if she has no idea what to do with all the honey and wax she gets and has all kinds of problems figuring out what to do with them.

>>31169 Very erotic

>>31174 >gremlin who really likes beekeeping because they remind her of little factory robots

>>31180 They could remind her more of robots... The local alraune will not be pleased when they're visited by cyborg bees.

>>31165 >>31168 I was talking about the thunderclap her hands do.

>>31182 Too bad, I'm already thinking about trolls in tight spandex joggers with "BOOTYLICIOUS" sequinned on the cheeks dropping low and working it to heavy bass.

>>31182 I welcome a troll that would spank me.

why did people choose this over the dedicated mon board on smug?

>>31186 smug has a particular problem with posters who don't actually like monster girls and are only there to post bargain basement political takes in the meta threads

>>31186 >>31187 is right. In fact, they're having an issue with /pol/ posters shitting up their humor thread today. I wouldn't be surprised if we end up with more anons showing up here.

>>31186 smug's users were fucking weird man I only browsed briefly during the outage since I saw it while looking for a /tg/ replacement but the impression I got was this weird "monstergirls but without the sex monster" shit and loads of gacha/tuber posting

>>31186 Some pre-existing animosity, plus some of the users there going "literally nothing of value was lost" in relation to /mgt/ going down didn't make it look welcoming.

>>31177 I want to motorboat

>>31193 That's below the waterline, you'd just be a noisy narco sub.

>>31181 LAZER BEES THAT SHOOT REAL LAZERS!

>>31169 Little girl thong is the best

>>31196 What if she shot LAZERS from that thong?

>>31198 They call it the disco thong.

>>31196 Little girl ass is the best, little girl everything is usually superior to any other alternative

>>31203 I beg to differ Little girls are fine but they cannot surpass the charm and sexiness of a properly aged hag

>>31186 Majority of them splintered off from /mgt/ around the time of Gamergate and they have always had a chip on their shoulders. That and the whole “Nothing of value was lost” attitude makes them less than ideal.

>>31206 I am a firm believer in hag supremacy

>>31203 The only thing little girls can't do better is big breasts because it just doesn't look right. But that doesn't matter anyway, since DFC and small buds are better.

>>31206 I agree, I believe in hag supremacy, therefore, in auntster supremacy

>>31209 if you're going to keep that up I'm just gonna tell you you're dead wrong

>>31206 hag is a state of mind

I want to date a mamono my own age, tbh.

>>31215 is that allowed?

>>31215 Me, too. But I’m in my 40s, so I need a hag!

>>31217 >40 >Hag Words used to have meaning. Now everything over 15 is a hag.

>>31218 christmas cake fell out of parlance, i guess

>>31219 The age gap with Christmas cakes is now the other way around for a number of Anons.

>>31215 >>31217 but 30s (but neither of us are hag-aged mid 30s is still young) I'm willing to go down a decade or up two >>31218 I think it's just the average age of the internet being driven down over time it's a damn shame

>>31215 When you think about it logically, on the scale of high level monsters that can live for thousands of years dating a loli who's a decade or two or three younger than you isn't actually that big of an age gap.

>>31222 I simply don't find the body type or implicit mentality attractive

>>31186 because i do not know what smug is, it took me months to find out this place even exists.

Imagine finding out that this is what sank your entire fleet.

>>31219 I thought about phrasing it as needing cake, but I was concerned it would generate hatter and troll posts. I am a boob guy! I like mammaries.

>>31219 We need to bring it back. It's meaningful to have a distinction between mature women, and actually aged women. >>31222 In terms of proportionality, it very much is. Plotted in a log scale(which is how age works in terms of life experience, 12 is as close to 30 as 30 is to 300

>>31221 >mid 30s is still young I'm that age too and understand I'm not young anymore. >>31222 Growing old together is a romantic thing you don't really get with millennia old monsters. Phoenix lets you do that somewhat, which is cool.

>>31228 It's called middle aged for a reason. You aren't your nor old, which i guess means you are at a normal age.

>>31228 if you wanna be old you can be old I guess but I'm planning on being young until my body physically cannot support me anymore growing old with a mamono sounds complicated. mamono mana offsets a lot of it, I don't believe there's any canon stories about it but I could be wrong. I wonder if there's a mamono wall. "probably not as long as mana is maintained" would be my guess I don't think werewolves are stated to be especially long-lived though, probably about human life expectancy >>31229 I'd say the technical cutoff for middle age is somewhere in the 40s and ends some time in the mid-late 60s. and even then if you stay on top of your health you've still got plenty of gas in the tank honestly the whole "uuugh I'm in my 20s/30s I'm so ooold" internet thing drives me nuts

>>31230 There is always the soul marriage. That way you can reincarnate and reunite with your wife in a fresh start. I don't think growing old with mamono is complicated. It should be a lot easier than with a human. None of the disadvantages of age, as well as being more inherently happy because your connection is deeper. It's the dream inside a dream.

>>31227 Everyone knows the log scale is the tool of the deciever >>31228 >Growing old together is a romantic thing you don't really get with millennia old monsters. True, that's why you should start dating monsters with millennia long lifespans when they're young girls and you'll still see them grow into teenagers and then women.

>>31233 it worries me that you'd say outright that theyre children even in your mind and fantasies

>>31233 >Everyone knows the log scale is the tool of the deceiver The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice.

Stop saying bad things about logs! You’re making the dryads sad!

>>31236 singing the log, log, log commercial for a crying dryad to cheer her up

>>31225 She was very horny, please understand.

>>31238 But she does not even have horns!

>>31236 >logposting

>>31239 ms kraken would look good in a racist caricature halloween succubus costume

>>31234 First time on a chan?

Did you listen to the new song from MF Shroom?

>>31243 No, but I remember seeing a mashup between her work and acclaimed Dragonia city pop artist Tatsuryu Yamashita

>>31242 no i just want to point out its gross and hopefully make them reconsider their life choices even a tiny bit

>>31245 Best monster to teach this guy why he's being silly?

>>31245 >gross lolno, monster kids are hot as fuck

>>31242 not him but I do find it weird when the word child gets thrown in there loli as a body type/character archetype is one thing. not my jam but whatever. but when you start saying "child" and adding the red backpacks or other behavioral stuff, it's kinda indicative of something else at that point not that that's exactly what's happening here, mind you maybe

>>31246 A whole Sabbah squad

>>31246 A loli Hakutaku

>>31246 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY annoying hagshire.

>Anon gets hit by the isekai truck >He's being interviewed by an Eros lich to find his best match before being placed in MGE land >She's more accepting of his weird kinks and interests than anyone he's ever talked to before, and not just because of her near perfect deadpan >He gulps and admits his deepest secret >"I, uh, I've never acted on it before, but I have a thing for l-little girls. Like, actual children." <"Thank goddess. We have so many horny children and it's hard to find husbands for them. It's always 'boobs, boobs, boobs' with other worlders these days." >He didn't do it when he found out he died, but for the first time in years, Anon cries Welcome to the MGE.

>>31252 This but with Momonika

>>31156 >Arachne wife has been spending months on her Twilight Sparkle costume. >Her whole plan is to get her legs into it in pairs, and it's taking her forever to make that work. >She says she has the "perfect" costume for you, too. >And it's a surprise. >Finally, one day she emerges from her sewing room in costume. >It's astonishingly accurate. She even has proper hooves. >Does a little twirl in it. Slowly, as she's a centaur now. >"And not a SINGLE bit of magic in it! All stitches and hitches and hooves and love!" >Then she turns to you, and hands you a package. >"Put it on," she murmurs amorously. >Head off to the master bedroom to do so. >It's a Spike outfit.

>>31251 joke's on you I'm into that

>>31257 Well, now you've gone and taken all the fun out of it.

Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish

>>31258 we can just annoy other people together

>>31259 Dorky Oomukade dressed like Velma from Scooby Doo.

>>31259 your favorite mamono after you flip the script and propose to her

>>31243 I hear she's big on MTV (mycelium television).

>>31259 Lava Golem says she's the floor now.

>>31259 Learn cow teaching chemistry class because the last time they let (mad science monster girl take of your choice) teach it, things went very wrong very quickly.

>>31264 el oh el A loli lava golem insisting on this would be ADORABLE.

>>31259 Big titty Troll wearing a thong

>>31259 LAZER BEES

>>31248 Fallen Brides/Maidens or whichever book it was didn't help with a monsterized ten year old raping a guy.

>>31263 There are no mushrooms on MTV, it's all reality shows.

>>31271 What can be more real than mushrooms?

>>31272 Mushrooms, pepperoni, and onions. Man, now I want pizza.

Related note, is it cannibalism if Miss Hatter eats food with mushrooms in it?

>>31273 mushrooms, chunk sausage, crumbled sausage, spicy rope sausage, pepperoni, and garlic...

>>31275 What kinda crust you go for that could support that many toppings?

>>31274 Not any more than human eating a pig is cannibalism. Hell, kingdom is an even wider category than class, so Hatter eating mushrooms can be as far removed as human eating a lobster.

>>31277 Man, but they're hatters. I feel like they'd make it weird.

>>31274 her profile tea looks like it is steeping with a raging mushroom

>>31276 just standard crust but you ask for well done to get a lil more crunch on those pepps and the crust itself pizza night with your mamonobros (you are a married man so they aren't doing to do anything to you)

>>31279 Dunno, that shroom looks pretty relaxed if you ask me.

>>31281 They all look like that. It's one of the many unnerving things about them.

for me, it's low-level mamono

>>31283 Like wurms? They're underground, so that's into the negative levels.

>>31270 It bears mentioning that isn't unusual for the actual full-blooded born monsters

>>31284 not low Z-level low level like zambos and normalass nekomata and especially werewoofs "lesser" monstagirls deserve love too wurms are very cute though. very good dingus monsters that need headpats asap unfortunately they can kind of just do whatever they want and aren't under my tuesday night drunkenness umbrella of noobs doing their best that I wish the best to I hope ALL mamono find their special man

>>31286 How do you feel about devil bugs? Or pigeon harpies?

>>31285 Banging kids just isn't my jam, man.

>>31288 >Sad_Baph_Bleat.wav

>>31288 well yeah. that's why they try to overpower you

>>31287 >devil bugs not for me, I like cold showers and self respect, but I wish them the best. all mamono deserve love except alps but including siths >pigeon harpies nothing special besides ganbare harpies are cute but I am already married

mamono karaoke night

>>31283 i already got bodied by imps and werecats would a higher level make much difference?

>>31293 the thing is most people are all about them mid-high level mamonos and I just think that's a damn shame

>>31294 Look, I just don't want to tell my kids I got married in the first patch of tall grass outside of Pallet Town, okay?

>>31294 if i struggle against the level 1s what am i supposed to do when something endgame like a level 5 lesser succ saunters by?

>>31295 if that's the hand fate deals you better own up to it don't deny your wife's love, punk swallow your ego just as you swallowed the level 1 slime >>31296 get STRONGER. train. work for it. don't be a BITCH

>>31295 holstaur plains is the real wall

>>31299 Wall? That was my goal. Who needs the Elite Four when I can have the Milky Two?

There is nothing to be ashamed about losing to the bunny leglocks in the starting zone. Everyone knows it's a bullshit move anyway.

>>31289 Wake me up when there's a Bapho who has tits that isn't Marune.

>>31303 wait until this guy hears about ms krampus

your mamono wife is waiting for you she will wait as long as it takes...

>>31299 I mean, it's very hard to keep progressing when you get propositioned by this thing

>>31259 Giant Ant queen caught playing Civ V instead of ruling her kingdom

>>31304 I won’t lie Krampus is probably the last time I genuinely felt excitement.

>>31305 They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the sex chamberrrr.

>>31303 That can be arranged

>>31306 I just lost twice to one attack...

>>31298 >if that's the hand fate deals you better own up to it don't deny your wife's love, punk Fate is what it is, i shall love my wife whomever she may be but I will punch out the hellhound, i will suplex the oni, i will stand tall against the dragon my wife may be the kindest kiki or meekest slime but i shall defend the rights of good men to be free of tyranny. Love shall be equal and beautiful NO MA'AM

>>31306 i always imagined the fight against ms holstaur like a round of punchout you're slapping left and right titty while she's either charging at you with a chest bump, swinging her tits horizontally or trying to smash them downwards on you if you fuck up the timing she can catch your fist between them too

>>31294 I guess I have a lot of mid-level mamono as faves: >Ushis >Cheshires >Hebis >Oomukades >Arachne >Shogs But I really, really like some of the lowbies, too: >Pigeon harpies >Any kind of corvid harpy >Fairies >Devil Bugs >Baphs

>>31315 Ooooh! And IMPS. Can't forget imps. Sorry, I'm tired. Imps are very cute and are good girls.

>>31294 >>31315 What exactly constitutes as a mid-level mamono anyway? Or a lowbie? I would put Baphs at high level.

>>31317 Baphs are WAY too short to be high level.

>>31317 if you would see them in/outside the starter town or the first dungeon it's a lowbie. your blue slimes, large mouse and so on mid's a lot more nebulous

>>31319 Oh, we're talking about THAT kind of level

Year of the hebi.

>>31320 There overleveled elite monsters in most areas though. Like that Hellhound who's right outside town at night.

>>31323 In her defense, the Starter Town Village has really good chili dogs.

>>31323 if they got a skull on them it doesn't count

>>31326 Miss Skeleton has a skull

>>31327 yeah, but like next to her name bar

>>31328 So if miss Goblin got smart enough to put the skull emoji in her nametag, would that mean she promoted herself? Does she just become a Hobgoblin then?

>>31317 Rpg logic: what zone/depth would they end up in and how common would they be there Like an active volcanic island would be an upper-mid or lower-high tier adventuring area with a balrog or dragon as boss monster, stuff like hellhounds and lava elementals and salamanders being mid tier enemies for the area with stuff like pyrows as lower tier. Low tier stuff of a high difficulty area can still be tougher than high tier stuff of an easier area. The werewolf pack might be a boss enounter for your starting area but (by pure RPG logic not actual real fighting) would definitely job to the oni pair or dueling mantis samurai pair minibosses of a harsher area.

>>31313 RIGHT ON and COOL I hope you enjoy your life with your wife brother I will fight off all mamono no matter what until my werewolf comes to collect me if fate decides to put me against an army of dragons so be it my blade will drink deep (nonlethally) until I am safe within my werewolf wife's fuzzy arms there are no doubt countless hellhounds that think they're the one but I WILL have my savage wolf wife. no DOGS only WOLVES >>31315 there are a lot of mamono I like but I only have one favorite >>31317 to me it depends on their threat to a frontier settlement but I'm brainrotted by old-school TTRPGs if the militia of random fighting-fit males armed with spears can probably handle it without issue, it's low-level in spite of my wife being a werewolf I understand that one werewolf is within that capacity but my personal werewolf is a bit beyond that because she has a BIG SWORD

>>31323 That's because the typical order lands tend to include mountain ranges that they only nominally control and zones are not strictly kept so every so often something from the hidden villages and cave dungeons wanders down the peaks into the plains, lured by the smell of unclaimed men and street cart pretzel burgers, unafraid or planned ahead of unsightly patrols.

>>31332 overleveled monsters and noob griefers ALSO deserve love someone's gotta be the sigmund of Newbie Valley and if anyone denies her marriage when she makes up her mind he's a fucking asshole she worked hard to get where she is, she shouldn't have to work had to find her hubby bubby if that son of a bitch doesn't manifest in the mamono realm IMMEDIATELY he's being very rude

>>31334 >someone's gotta be the sigmund of Newbie Valley I was going to say Hogger but you went straight for the jugular with Sigmund. Nobody deserves to get ganked by an invisible melee powerhouse

>>31341 gomen I am not an alliance player everybody deserves it if it's their chosen fate frankly if you aren't ganked by a level 10-11 succubus at level 8 that steals your stats -that- early you weren't destined for one unless you get all the way to level 60 and get drained down to nothing by one. then it was deserved and she deserves you

>>31342 Fate chooses no one to fault like that and noob bullies deserve MiBe correction.

>>31345 I'd let a miss minotaur berserker rape me though

>>31345 humans can't actually be MiBes though we are but chaos spawn of xom, hoping for the best outcome whatsoever hand is dealt us is our fate obviously it is weighted towards our wife, but it is our duty to carry it as far as we can I am going to impress my wife with my progress no matter what

>>31347 >humans can't actually be MiBes though No but a wife can She doesn't like bullies "trampling the flowers before they can bloom" as she says. Makes her see red. I think she's just pretending to be Goku but I follow along anyways, some fun scraps that way.

>BUT IT'S BECOME INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS >I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER >...I am small

>>31349 So, what you are saying is, taking a grem in a hardware store date where you offer to buy her the expensive stuff that's high on the shelves is a valid strategy?

>>31349 we can fix that with an invention, you know ms grem can be as big as she wants to be

>>31351 Small grem best grem.

>>31352 I'm not convinced a grem with size to back herself up seems best

>>31353 A grem with no temper is like a hellhound without claws.

>>31354 that's not even close to what I'm advocating for imagine a gremlin with the means to back up that temper

>>31355 She'll eventually lose that temper as she has the means to back it up. Grem needs the frustrations of being small and cute to fuel the fire in her heart to make inventions. The famous Hakutaku "Simona Freude" put it best. "A gremlin's inventive nature comes from their ancestral trauma of having a low stature"

>you're walking at night in the cemetary (as you do) and hear a Banshee's wail >she's singing the lyrics to "Orphan of the Stars" from Futurama What do you do?

>>31349 >Big grem give up inventing sextoys and paint army or gunpla with other nerds (good ending)

>>31266 Genuine smile chesh made my heart skipped a beat. If only portal could pop before we die...

>>31357 Ignore the cringe ass bitch and go dance some cha-cha-cha with the skeletons at the bar.

Dead thread.

>>31364 I can explain

>>31365 Go ahead and explain then.

>>31365 Kiki needs punishments