>>60114 >tfw no dommy mommy state to take care of all my needs

>>60114 >sheltering >subconscious Haha, yeah, subconsciously. Definitely not fully consciously and willing. And they are definitely not a permanent resident there either.

>>60114 certainly not. I'm also not thinking about milking cowgirls or cuddling with animal girls.

>>60114 id expect her to ask me if i am hiding non mongirl human women

>>60921 >gachaslop

More shitposting incoming! https://archiveofourown.org/works/75655231

>>60937 gacha monster girls are still monster girls

>>61033 I know, i know. Doesn't make me hate the genre any less.

>>61042 Hasumi>Tsurugi >>FIGHT ME

>>57934 I like holstaurs, yetis, and bogeys, in that order. Holstaurs struck me as some of the most chill monsters that could lend well to motherly roles. While I am confident the intention was living out a farm life with a holstaur, I like to fantasize about a slow neet life with one. They also have my favorite design. The colors are simple, the clothes is revealing but still present and close enough to functional, and their design clearly communicates what they are. With my mommy fetishes at play and the strong potential for breastfeeding, If KC did not have a rule against monsters aging and a breast size limitation, Holstaurs would be that perfect anime girl I had been seeking for years. Even so, a mommy role looks good on a holstaur and I hope to make my own cow monster OC but separate from MGE and the rules on fanworks. Yetis are pretty self-explanatory. They are very soft and squishy and the white hair contrasts nicely against their dark skin. Being so inclined towards hugging, naturally I think they too look good in a mommy kind of role and I lament their shortage of fanart because they have some of the more wholesome fanart I have seen for this series that does not need to force anything at the expense of any plausibility such as fanart that depicts heckwans as soft and gentle girls instead of vicious rapists. Bogeys are my third favorite MGE species but I feel guilty that I do not place them higher. Perhaps I am too shallow but I think it is that hat thing that made me think they just have really tall heads. Otherwise, they would be able to compete pretty strongly for the role of my favorite species for their cuddly and wholesome personalities. Once again, I lament the shortage of fanart. There are other species I like but I will have to post about them another time.

>>61628 I don't need to fight you, you are allowed an opinion, even if it's garbage.

>>61628 https://x.com/ArikanRobo/status/2000140426892992913

Was thinking earlier of the trope where a woman marries a man from a completely different culture and has to adapt to a new reality away from her home and possibly even hide her presence from the local populace when it came to me, what if we reversed the roles? If you married and moved in to your wife's homeland, do you think YOU would be able to adapt to a culture that is likely to be completely alien to you?

>>61890 > Do YOU would be able to adapt to a culture that is likely to be completely alien to you? Eh, i've done it once, can do it again.

>>61909 Are you an alien perchance? Asking for a friend.

>>61972 Depends on who you ask, really.

>>61809 >even if it's garbage. while i appreciate the understanding and civilized discussion let me explain why i hold this opinion I like my girls a bit more put together than tsurugi i also share similar interests with her - deserts

>>62004 >Anon and Hasumi both have their own gravitational forces so they attract each other Pottery. I like my girls with a bit more spice to them, while being sweet at the end of the day.

>>62026 >>62004 Can you two kindly pause the discussion and explain your choices in waifu to someone who only knows a little about Blue Archive? Like what school are these characters? I don't recognize them and the oozing blood halo looks really cool.

>>62035 I've never played Blue Archive, but I'm pretty sure all the girls are from the same school and their uniform denotes which club they belong to.

>>62035 Kenzaki Tsurugi is the captain of the Justice Task Force of the Trinity school. She's quite the eccentric gal, she's usually a small push away from a fighting frenzy, unless she's around sensei, in which case she can barely manage to hold her composure, becoming quickly embarrased. She can put herself together when it comes down to it, and behind all the crazy stuff there is someone who cares about others and pays attention to their needs, even if she can't display that well. Hanekawa Hasumi is the second in command. She dedicates herself to the administrative side of things that Tsurugi usually can't handle, and that means that most of the time she's the one in command. She has quite the appreciation for sweets like the other anon said, which leads to her being insecure about her weight. >>62044 There's a bunch of schools, each representing some concept. Trinity is themed around christianity, Hyakkiyako is jap themed, Valkyrie is themed around cops and police, etc. Inside those schools you then have clubs.

>Author and artist of multiple ongoing manga >Supervisor for the 5 Kobayashi's Dragon Maid spin-offs >Consultant on the anime and movie adaptations of his works >Participates in manga anthologies >Gets hired for multiple R18 games >Somehow still finds time to make doujins Cool-kyou's work ethic is absolutely insane. With how packed his schedule must be, it's incredible how he doesn't take breaks or falls ill more often considering he's also overweight.

>>62298 IF only i could be so grossly entusiastic about my work

>>62044 oh so basicly a bunch of schools each with their own theme/philosophy: Trinity - extremely british and Catholic, very orderly(also vert racist) Gehenna - a bit german in general aesthethic, chaos and freedom(everyone is demon themed) Milenium - SCIENCE!!!! Abyddos - a desert region in big debt Hyakkiyako - japan, but also allience of a bunch of smaller clubs Shanhaijing - china, very business orientated Red winter - the USSR but there are coup`s every 5 days, with the same stalin analogue somehow coming back on top (pic related) Valkurie - cops, they arent very good at their job Arius - an exiled underground terrorist organisatioin of child soldiers SRT - 2 clubs of 4 people are left and they are broke and live in tents,(1 of them are also terrorists) Kronos - journalists(FOREVER IN NPC JAIL, pic 2 related) Highlander - train autists, also bratty twins Wild hunt - arts, ,(pic 3) Odyssey Maritime School - No info available Ebisu satelite school - No info available

>>62902 Ever had a millipede crawl on your hands? Now imagine that ticklish sensation, but spread all over your body.

>>62949 Myriapod monstergirls are rare. Not everyone can be enlightened to the leg goddesses.

>>63402 I wouldn't drink that "water", camel humps being water storages is but a myth.

>>63563 Well, duh, she's not storing it on her humps.

>>63563 They don't store ice in them either.

>>63649 oh no, that part is actually true

>be techno-magical engineer >live in a city that perfectly accepts monster-girls >sometimes they give you a bit of trouble, nothing you can’t stand up against, though >one day you’re out for a walk >man the weather is amazing, isn’t it >suddenly a lizard-girl blocks your way, with no explanation <”If you lose, you’ll have to marry me.” >so she says >you try to reason with her, what does she even want from you anyways? >you’re a skinny research & development enthusiast with a knack for arcane knowledge and gadgets, weigh barely above 150 lbs. >she’s two heads taller than you, has more muscle than at least six of you, and as a monster-girl, she’s stronger than thousands of women (and twice the amount of that of men) >she doesn’t listen to you, pulling out her monster-silver blade <”Come on, are you a man or not? Fight me!” >oh doggamnit, this temptation trick again >ergh, whatever, you just want to end this quick >pull out an impulse rifle from the back pocket of your pants and blast her into oblivion >her clothes are all shredded, she’s flat on her back, drooling and panting >you give her a wink and continue on to your business >fifteen minutes later, something hits you on the back of your knees >you fall down, the place where you got struck surprisingly feeling immense throbbing instead of pain >the lizard-girl from before picks you up and carries you towards her home <”You have proven yourself a superior warrior, and now I must marry you no matter what” >doggamnit, should’ve seen this coming...

https://x.com/i/status/2000163397757972743 Need fat yeti motherwife to warm me through winter...

>>63888 who doesnt?

>>64036 I don't need it,

>>63796 The lizard brain is strong with this one.

>>64604 This artist's girls have the uncanny ability to awaken my inner parental instinct I didn't even know existed.

Okay, so I've just finished reading a MGQ fic that was clearly created as a joke and ironically it is one of the best mgq fics out there. A trollpasta author has better plot/story/in-universe development than half the writefags on ao3. MGQ fandom has just officially hit a new bottom.

>>65990 The MGQ Ao3 fanfic situation is crazy.

What exactly does "dry fish" mean? What's the oldest known source of it?

>>66211 It describes man being fucked to death, albeit it kinda evolved and some anons also use it to describe intense non-lethal sexo. IIRC it originates from OG MGQ where Ilias calls Luka dried fish in one of the numerous snuff bad ends. Though it might be an even older term that trtr or Rogue used.

>>65990 Link to story?

Dead elves are love, dead elves are life

>>66215 She's fallen on hard times i see.

>>66222 Well, she lost her job so you gotta make ends meet somehow

Suppose I'm gonna drop some of my writery. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77278016