>Give up coffee?! >WHAT?! >I DO NOT. HAVE. A. PROBLEM. >FUCK YOU! WHERE'S MY COFFEE. YOU BASTARDYOUTOOKITDIDN'TYOU?GIVE ME GIVEITNOW. >GRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK >I DON'T EVEN NEED MACHINES. IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY BARE SWEATY 5ft BODY >DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE you should be thankful she didn't have a loaded sex-ray or shrink-ray on her.

>>36271 >>I DON'T EVEN NEED MACHINES. IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY BARE SWEATY 5ft BODY God, I wish she were saying that to me

>>36256 Spiders, duh

>>36271 >I DON'T EVEN NEED MACHINES. IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH MY BARE SWEATY 5ft BODY Don't threaten me with a good time. Or do, actually.

>>36270 She looks like she craves sleep.

>>36273 I'm amazed so many replies happened before this post.

>>36271 >...but as the last of the stimulants leave her system, the 36 hours without sleep finally catch up with her >instead of pinning you down and raping you, she collapses on top of you and falls asleep

>>36275 Do gotes still count sheep? >>36277 Now here's the question: do you let her rest comfortably or take advantage of her in her sleep? Keep in mind that she's a monster so plapping her in her sleep might actually leave her feeling better rested.

>>36264 isnt caffeine overindulgence bad for pregnant women? i think the solution is clear my fellow humans

>>36271 Have this relaxing tea instead.

>>36278 I'd let her rest well in my embrace, and then plap in the morning to give her a nice breakfast. As much as i like sleepsex, i wouldn't do it without her consent.

>>36271 Big words for a creature that I could hold with one fist and pine down anywhere

>>36264 Feed the deem your levels instead, substitute one drug with another You don't need those pesky levels anyhow.

>>36275 It's the kind of tired sleep won't fix

>>36282 it's a regular occurrence

>>36282 It's a good thing gremlins are so easily manhandled without their equipment, they'd have taken over the world by now if they were any more difficult for sentai teams to manage.

>>36282 It's why grems are most dangerous with size-changing tech. A grem that's as tall as you, or one who shrinks you to her size, is a menace. Of course, you can still point out she's a midget at heart and that will deal critical damage.

>>36284 >>36285 Grem will be punished when she gets too cock, help her focus back and make better things >>36288 That's just mean. I wouldn't.

>>36289 >5'3" Anon gets shrunk to Miss Grem's size. >Half an inch taller.

>>36288 grem fullbody paizuri

>Cockatrice are small and flightless >Even though being flightless removes the size limitation an aerial bird has >Even though being larger would let them move faster It's fucking bullshit. Where are the big, thicc ostrich cockatrice at? The cassowary cockatrice that will call you a shit cunt, headbutt you so hard you cum until you pass out, then rape you anyway? The bulletproof emu cockatrice? The MGE is bollocks.

>>36295 if they were not small i would probably not have them as one of my least favourite/one of my few Absolutely Nots.

>>36295 If it doesn't exist you can always headcanon it. And with enough effort, a story and several comms, you could easily make it a threadcanon too.

>>36295 sounds like you need cockatrice EXTREME other flavors also available in: balrogs domain, the land of four souls, the abyss and more

>>36296 Being small and flat makes sense for other harpies tengu look pretty normal though but cockies have room to be an exception. Could even be a gap moe thing where a big, dangerous woman runs away from you because she's scared. >>36297 Fine, I will! In several years! If I remember!

>>36288 why stop at "or?" why wouldn't the gremlin invent a size swapping machine that makes you a pint sized piece of bullybait and her a 6' tall bombshell at the same time?

>>36295 the size of those eggs though

Don't give her ideas she has the technical knowledge to pursue. I can't think of anything worse than knowing a girl I could once pick up has now clothihng entrapped me in her stuffy sweaty smelly pheromone-rich worksuit, forcing the zip up over me so I can steam between her breasts for 2-4 hours of her being productive. Then, I'll be nice and compliant and fragile by the time she's finished work and wanting to have some fun. Can't even resist her as she effortlessly throws me on the bed and rides me with force that you'd think only one of her automatons could muster.

>>36302 but implanting dangerous ideas into gremlin minds is itself a good idea or so I've been told

>>36302 your request have been forwarded to the mamono center for male enrichment. an agent will be sent soon to carry out this request shortly, please reply within the next 5 minutes with your preferred species. otherwise, the center will decide.

>>36301 >Smug kiwi cockatrice.tiff Imagine the hips on that bird.

>>36295 >>Even though being larger would let them move faster It also increases their momentum, so it's harder to turn and stop.

>>36304 I wanna go in there

>>36306 but they got that thicky meaty tail for counterbalance and superb handling

>>36304 I was warning against grem doing this to me, but do you have ogres or horcs? ...would those two doing it be hazardous to my health?

>>36306 Can't stop, gotta go fast. They also have air brakes, and as far as turning goes, just send them to the Ushi Oni School of Forest Drifting and Lumberjacking.

>>36302 seems a little elaborate when she could just huck a wrench at me. she's pretty good at wrench hucking

>>36304 i would loath being trapped within the clothes of a busty deem during her work hours at the enrichment center. slowly succumbing to her scent as she reads all the depraved fantasies shes sorting while grinding my lower parts with her thighs

>>36311 the driver of scientific advancement is elaborate, unnecessary solutions to simple problems

>>36311 If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a wrench and schools teach kids to dodge balls these days. It's ridiculous.

>>36313 Anon, you shall be a great husband-o to a Gremlin.

I mean I was just gonna build another doomsday device but like... wow. Active imagination you've got, Anon. I mean... wow. Oh no, don't get me wrong. I CAN build it and I'm GONNA build it but just like, if I were you I'd be asking, 'Is that a good idea?' Cause for me it's a fucking GREAT idea. But for you? Hmm... I dunno.

>>36316 I get to cum in gremlin pussy, she gets husband cum in her pussy, I don't see anyone losing here.

>>36316 i like it more than the fuck-powered toaster i just want breakfast, ms gremlin

This thread needs to end on HOT GREMLIN NONSENSE.

>>36316 We've already got ten doomsday devices gathering dust in the basement. We don't need another one.

>>36316 it's literally just "me small gremlin big" what danger does this present? what's she gonna do, build a machine at me? what's size going to change? don't make me get the bapper

Make the next thread a boog thread.

>>36321 have you considered she can just sit on you at that size and you couldn't stop her

>>36323 that's what the bapper is for. it's perfect gremlin deterrance