>>35129 that but not at all bashful. very dorky, fairly energetic and positive. the wisdom of an aged fox is a lie. she says smart things about as often as she does something clumsy or unintentionally goofy, and she's always looking forward to what fun can be had tomorrow >>35133 given how much of my ideal fantasy life involves plumbing the depths of dark and horrible places for loot and glory I am worrisomely vulnerable to creeping coins. how can I defend myself from these monsters?

Voluptuous Kitsunes in their 40s supremacy. Picrel is ideal kitsune body. I need me that.

Coffee and hugs before work are state mandated now

>>35134 >how can I defend myself from these monsters? That's the neat part, you don't

>>35135 But can she makes grill cheeses?

so anyway, a couple things happened and you got stuck with the flunked-out maid team

>>35138 She is an excellent cook

Innocent Alice! I love kissing Alice! Tenderly molesting Alice! Alice twitching under my hands! Alice!

Praying to the Fallen Goddess herself as a joke while wishing for cuddles! Haha, there is no way an extremely lusty bombshelll of a goddess would suddenly appear in my room and trap me in a lengthy mind-breaking cuddlesex session. That would be absolutely ridiculous and totally horrible if it were to happen.

>>35143 Portals delayed 3 additional days for this post

>>35144 You mean the schedule was moved up 3 days Mamono are the last group who'd judge someone for being horny

>>35145 Fallen goddess tore up the research facility demanding access, now. Please refrain from tapping the glass, it distracts them.

The nyan pile call me, open the portal now.

>>35147 you don't wanna go into that pile trust me on this

>>35144 Yeah, but nothing about getting summoned. Checkmate, fallen goddess. Now yeet me into your realm and cuddle rape me.

>>35149 I like the cut of your jib, Anon. Cupids? Lilim? Nah. I'm gunning for Eros herself. Come to me, Goddess of Love.

>>35148 Why? It's one chesh with clone potion, sleeping in it seems heavenly, the purring will wash away my worries, the soft nimbles are cute, I can pet to my heart contempt. I don't see anything bad

>>35150 We gotta aim high

>>35151 none have ever returned from the nyan pile, traveler you cannot handle the nyan pile. it will eat you alive

>>35153 I don't like vore, I should be safe.

>>35146 Poor gremlin techs can't get a moment of peace for their research with the furious monsters clawing and punching the walls and staging protests outside every damn night.

>>35129 Always ask a mature monster woman what's her age. When she answers you should ask for her REAL age.

if it sucks so bad maybe they should hurry up

Guys help I said it as a joke earlier in the thread but now I'm seriously thinking of romancing Eros I have literally never so much as gone on a date and now I want the Goddess of Love I can't stop thinking about it

>>35161 Don't worry anon, if it makes you feel any better, she's completely out of your league.

>>35155 Gremlins ain't gonna get it done on their own in the first place Magical problems require magical solutions

>>35163 >she's completely out of your league. This is the secret lifehack mamono don't want you to know. If you think lowly monsters are out of your league, you end up happily married to a lvl 1 slime that was "born" 10 minutes before you met her. But if you believe you are out of a monster's league, you may end up in bed even with Fate herself.

i wonder what chaos monsters we'll get next.

>>35171 an eerily normal cat girl with black fur and hair

>>35170 If there is something in this world that's just in overabundance as lvl 1 slimes are in the MGE is arrogance and hubris. It's simply a numbers game that those who think that monsters are out of their league get paired with their mamono equivalent.

>>35171 Byakhee Mi-go Dark Young Aboleth Flumph

>>35171 id like an azathoth that drags you into a dream dimension. or, they have some kind of fate thing where at some point in your life you fell into their dream and didn't realise. no idea what they'd turn you into though, thats the difficult part.

>>35133 Backup thread: https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49780007

>>35172 You're joking but Eldritch cat made of sound and color are a thing. A chaos werecat or big feline sounds good

>>35186 Intangible, incomprehensible pussy from outer space.

Undead who have been sitting in tombs for a millenia have zero sense of time. If you don't want to be stuck cuddling some wraith or barrow-wight for days on end, set a timer and don't cave in to thier pleas for "five more minutes."

So is a krampus just a therapy goat??

>>35188 but i am the one asking for just 5 more minutes

>>35189 I don't know if she's THE rapy goat. More like the Christmas Goat. I'd say a drunk Satyros hag is gonna be THE rapy goat.

>>35190 Someone's gotta snuggle the mummies

>>35191 Miss Krampus is very rapy during Christmas though

>>35193 the hoard is coming

>>35194 She's not rapey, she just likes surprise gifts.

Big paws foxes > normal boring foxes

>>35198 True, more things to brush and pet.

>>35188 Tomb and dungeon dweller undead are perfect for me, they are as love starved as I am and we can love each other as much as we can And there's enough of me for the whole horde dwelling in the catacombs

>>35198 Thia but loli big paw Fox

>>35199 Tails mofu, paw mofu, ear mofu and the spiciest of all, crotch mofu I shall brush, pet and huff all of them.

Where would you want to live in MGE, assuming you are single? And if you already had your ideal monster, where would you live then?

>>35205 I would like to show up in front of the absolute BIGGEST, LONELIEST, HORNIEST Ushi imaginable. After that I ride her back to Earth because in my heart she can punch through the walls between realities. And after that? Careful sex in my home as it is NOT designed for Ushis.

>>35205 Anywhere deep within mamono territory, can be demon realms or green demon realms I don't care.

>>35206 Wintertown, either in a big Chalet or in a bunker.

>>35205 A spirit realm. While I don't know where I would live before meeting the wife, I just want to travel the world with the smoke wife, adding other mamono to our motley crew while being to enter a dimension created to our own perfection whenever we want.

>>35211 I am now envisioning Miss Ushi pulling a sled while wearing a fluffy red coat with fluffy white lining. I am in the sled, and Miss Ushi’s speed is DANGEROUSLY HIGH.

>>35214 Meant for >>35213

>>35215 TOO LATE. NOW THERE IS A WHITE HORN WHO IS COMPETITIVE WITH THE USHI ANS THEY ARE RACING. Sled racing. WITH TERRIFIED HUSBANDS IN THE SLEDS! THIS IS THE ORIGIN STORY OF SLED RACING IN MGE AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

>>35205 Is there a world map somewhere?

>>35205 Wherever I can find a Jinko, preferably one of the snowy lands.

>>35217 nope. this is probably the closest thing to it, and it shows an indistinct subsection

>>35217 We need a world map and a calender,

>>35220 the calendar is just various mamano firefighters posing

>>35221 I mean more of a timeline of events. Something to place stuff like the DL's ascention, the the Fall of Lescatie, Court Alf, all in a semiprecise timeline instead of vague references to 100s of years passing.

>>35221 >mamano firefighters It's cool and all, but I'd like a little more variety than just Salamanders.

>>35224 there's also a blue salamander

>>35222 >For the vast majority of its history, the world was quite different from this; but succubus ascendancy changed it all about a thousand years ago. It's at least a thousand years since the succubi took over, so the current DL's ascension. That's a lot of years to cover.

>>35226 Here is how you cover it: >Roll your wife in low melting point chocolate >Roll your chocolate-covered wife in chocolate chips >Enjoy!

>>35226 He doesn't have to coveer eveerything or write a bunch of stuff. I'd just like something to place current events both in time and space, and prefereably some ammount of backlore related to the geopolitical changes related to those current events.

>>35232 a nureonago would be mine from a smile. i guess ms hebi isn't ready for that level of devotion

>>35234 I bet they like the chase.

>>35205 From hazy memory, probably some lake or river town in the Land of the Four Gods. I don't need a Chinese aesthetic or anything, I just want to live somewhere work can be done without constant fucking and rape is unlikely. That's what night time is for. The water will keep things cool and provide leisure activities. No change to that answer whether I'm single or married.

>>35205 I'd probably be on the road adventuring to find my wife. After I find her I'll still continue adventuring anyhow.

>>35233 AMATURE The moment you breath is when she knew you are the one Because fate

>>35205 eros church basement

>>35205 Probably wonderland for both. I crave the wonderflayer, and i like most monsters there anyway. Although if i had to choose another place i'd wanna live in the royal makai. I like city life.

>>35236 >I just want to live somewhere work can be done without constant fucking and rape is unlikely You can achieve that in pretty much any human city that's friendly to mamono or any green realm. The dark realms are where stuff gets freaky

>>35241 plus, kc has said a couple times that any time a profile says 'all the time' (as in fucking all the time, spending all the time cuddling, etc) its only turn of phrase, so i imagine most (but not all) monsters spend quite a while chilling per day, only dedicating a reasonable 6 hours to sex per day.

Hebi? More like HEAVY. Get it? Because she's FAT.

>>35243 raijus sleep 18 to 20 hours a day so it's probably fine

>>35244 thats a bit mean

Well anons. It's that time again. You have the ideas, and i need the practice. Give me 3(one per post) of your favorite mamono and a meme/movie scene with very expressive faces to recreate.

>>35247 i like mindflayers and i also really like that image of that guy from phineas and ferb holding the milk and chicken, so that i guess?

>>35243 >6 hours I demand 8. No negotiations.

>>35249 6 hours is the moderate, lowball estimate, for monsters that dont fuck much. You can get your 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of fucking, and 8 hours of liesure.

>>35247 Make a Lilim doing ACDC's crying face from Jojo

>>35246 plus everybody knows snakes are all muscle

>>35250 For monsters and incubi sex can replace sleep. There's really no reason not to put in a solid 8 hours banging unless you're busy or need more cuddle time.

>>35249 >swooning deems

>>35247 Owl mage 1: ORLY? Owl mage 2: YARLY!

>>22339 Threadly reminder, there's an active CYOA story in the catalog!

>>35253 I mean, sure, and MRE's can substitute a meal. Doesn't mean you can eat it for the rest of your life, or that it would be pleasant. In the same sense, i'd imagine mamono and incubi still need sleep to rest their bodies and reset their minds.

>>35257 >Mrs. Nightmare’s philosophy: sleep, the perfect time for SEX.

>>35247 Idea 1 >favorite mamono Holstaur >favorite movie scene OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Idea 2 >favorite mamono Demon >favorite movie scene STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE! That's all I got

>>35258 Guided lucid dream sex must be incredibly powerful.

>>35257 >Laughs in MAMONO MANA

>>35244 YOU ASKED FOR IT CUM SOME MORE

>>35262 Ahahaha! Dakkadakkadakkadakka! Fun fact: hebi with minigun is self-sufficient because firing the gun heats it up and the heat will then warm the hebi

>>35248 I just realized the squid is upside down.

>>35262 Would make her a sandvich.

>>35262 >Anata wa shinde imasu. Odoroki ja nai. Guys help, she's taunting me in weeaboo now!

>>35205 In a cottage by a lake, just like a place I used to know.

You were lucky enough to avoid the zombies today, but the supplies you gathered will only last you a few days before you have to go out again. You have to be lucky every time you leave the safehouse, but the zombies only have to be lucky once.

>>35268 But I only avoided the zombies because I didn't find the right one. I haven't gotten lucky at all.

>>35248 TRICKSHOT!

>>35247 The "Here's JOHNNY!" scene from the shining where his face is stuck through the door, with MG of choice.

>>35243 But where do I wageslave if I sexo 6 hours a day?

>>35271 Classic

>>35270 I lost a lot of sanity, help really dark we're at woman

>>35270 ayy lmao

>>35251 I take no responsability for any psychic or mental damage this image might cause.

>>35277 A behelit...

>>35277 it looks kind of like one of those ancient spooky samurai demon masks, lol. nice

>>35277 reminds of one aztec vampire speaking of aztec Taking taco kitty to taco bell or pollo loco would just asking to be raped by her

>>35280 What if taco cats got as pissy about being called Mexican as kikis do about being called Russian?

>>35255 Don't have Kabel Bold, so Comic Sans will have to do.

im done with it all. im just going to lay down in the Inari temple and let them do as they please.

>>35284 RIP Anon. He succumbed to temptation and was lost to mofu. May he rest in tail.

Enough about Chesh, I want to know about her identical twin sister, 'Ire'. ...I just want twin cheshires.

>>35286 you mean Tweedledum and Tweedlefat?

I bet if you kidnap a lizardgirl they just see it as a kind of dating.

>>35288 This is already well known.

>>35289 I just want to know the reaction to some lizard girl, waking up in chains and going "well... Not what I had planed but I'm not gonna complain"

>>35286 Ire is a very very angry chesh. So mad. Furious, even. Livid, really. I mean she's perturbed. Tilted. Utterly steamed.

>>35290 >and going Meant to say "would she just go". But I'm too tiered to even type now. Please don't send me back into the dungeon miss Haku

>>35291 frumious, even?

So, lizardmen. Could you beat one as you are in a duel without the use of trips, traps, firearms or MAMONO MANA weakening of your opponent? How willing would you be to let one train you until you could? Personally, I'd get my ass kicked but I'm down for a training arc under the right circumstances. >>35288 All sorts of stuff becomes possible when Fate is covering your ass. And if you think about it, if she got kidnapped someone must've defeated her in some sense, right? >>35284 Exhibiting genuine signs of depression is one of the few ways to deactivate a monster's Rape Mode. They'd tend to you until you felt like living again, THEN rape the live out of you.

>>35294 >All sorts of stuff becomes possible when Fate is covering your ass I don't see how fate is any relevant in this particular case, or what it would cover. Mamono can be freaky and weird without it being some preordained, large scale plan. Sometimes it's ok if stuff just works out in the end you know.

>>35295 Their lives have "no bad endings" clauses. You can view it as some Machiavellian machination by the gods or as stuff just working out in the end, but the end result is the same: hilarity. Things like monsters selling themselves at slave markets to find a man would be silly without that protection, but with it? Ha.

>>35296 >Their lives have "no bad endings" clauses Do they though? How do you know there is a guarantee of that? Not saying there should or shouldn't, but you can imagine that at least some mamono that got killed by the order never really got a chance after that. There isn't always an opportunity to revive them afterwards, and reincarnation doesn't really solve the -life- bad ending.

>>35297 >How do you know there is a guarantee of that? Word of God. It doesn't seem to apply when monsters aren't around, but when they are the suck will work itself out eventually. Various forms of undeadification also sidestep the death thing, just look at dragon zombies.

>>35294 a fightwife is the ideal, I just don't want her to mere the fuck out at the end

>>35291 Nothing a kiss and hug couldn't heal.

>>35298 >Word of God You mean KC? Has he said explicitly that no mamono ever get a bad end? Seems a bit too forced, even for him. Also, undeath isn't always an option. It requires high concentration of mana in the ambient.

>>35205 I'll break down the doors of a generic sabbath branch and carry off as many as I can

>getting a hernia trying to kidnap Deonora Should have tried Malef. She looks a lot more portable.

>>35301 >Seems a bit too forced, even for him. Dear, sweet Anon... >>35303 Squats, oats, and minotaur milk. >>35299 I would take better to a dragon mereimg than a lizard an doing the same. Is a military-minded noblewife too mere?

>>35291 >Steamed chesh that's what I call assburgers

>>35304 >Is a military-minded noblewife too mere? it's within acceptable ranges but far from ideal but mostly because I wouldn't want to marry into nobility ultimately as long as it's no-holds-barred wrasslin' to see who's on top it's fine

>>35303 Not all malef are lolis or shorstacks

>>35306 With lizardmen I feel like the nobility would be a state of mind, at least normally. I think a woman who acts proper in public but still strips down to a bra and loincloth to goad you into wrestling her to submission could be fun. No one needs to know about the sand pit under your bed, after all.

>>35308 >I think a woman who acts proper in public but still strips down to a bra and loincloth to goad you into wrestling her to submission could be fun. I want to run up to a noble lizard girl in nothing but a loincloth and wrestle her into submission in public

>>35205 some where on the road where i can i provide a rest for travellers

>>35284 surrendering to fox is the winning play

>>35311 That looks like an awful lot of fox in a small package.

>>35170 many such cases

>>35309 >Mereing her in public I don't know how well you thought this out but boy would I be interested in seeing the result.

>>35294 what you do is you slap a lizard with a dueling glove and then not show up to the arranged duel

I will fight against foxes until my very last breath, until my body is torn to shreds, until the very oceans run dry they will never attain a complete victory so long as a single memory of an atom of my being remains with everything I have, I will NOT be foxed

>>35318 it's kind of nice though

>>35319 it does seem nice but I'm committed to the bit

Monsters most likely to say "nothing personal... Husband"? >Easy mode: cheshires >Normal mode: martial types >Hard mode: non-martial types

>>35321 HEBIS

>>35322 >HEBIS :DDDDDD

>>35323 I heard one of them even has a mini gun!

>>35321 >nothing personal... Husband

>>35321 >Not bad, Anon. You made me use five percent of my power.

>>35321 Matango wife beating me in a RTS game. her then shoving my face into her sporery tits however she will make clear to be VERY personal and I have no choice but to accept it as 'punishment' for losing to her

>>35321 >>Hard mode: non-martial types Tanuki seizing all your financial assets.

Bicorns love saying "Get a load of this guy". It's their favorite thing to say.

>>35328 First thing I imagined as well. >"Nothing personal... Husband. Just business, you understand." >>35326 >Takes off her training weights >Turns out everything but her panties was a training weight

Hellhounds love saying bark bork brork heck borf. It's their favorite thing to say.

>>35339 Only the Swedish hellhounds.

>>35340 >Swedish Hellhounds have a +2 to Craft Dinner >Canadian Hellhounds have a +2 to Kraft Dinner

>>35311 I would gladly surrender to tiny Fox hag

>>35313 I want to impregnate monsters without compromise. Don't take me wrong, I would take responsibility but in such a vast world with such a huge amount of desirable monsters I just simple crave more, which is weird since I've always been against harems.

>>35341 I want to buy no name brand food, from no frills with a hellhound, before going skiing.

homecooked meals made by me for a hellhound all this and more if you hasten the portals

>>35345 >>35346 OK, what kind of food and / or meals? Hit me up with your lovingly assembled Hungry Dog Dinners

>>35347 I am a simple man, I just want to grill meat. steaks and burgs and porkchops and salmon. lots of beer. lots of potato sides sometimes I get ambitious. last week I pounded chicken breasts paper thin, used them to tornado wrap a mix of mushrooms, mozz, and herbs, coated them in panko, and fried them in tallow, eating them over fettuccine alfredo. not sure how into that a hellhound would be though. my actual dream is to cook for a werewolf and our dozen children but a hellhound is also fine. really I just want a mamono wife to cook for period

I'm just feeding my Hellwan some hot dog

I was about to comment I have too many types, from kind and gentle mommy lilims, to spunky tomboy onis, to loyal kuudere ochimusha, and wonder why my tastes were so wide, only to realize I'm crushing lonely

>Ywn eat sandworm spice straight from the source Why live?

>>35349 that's cannibalism dude... >>35350 I like a wide variety, but I only love a couple if you actually feel lonely while being alone I guess I'd suggest finding a way to make friends but I have no idea how to do that

>>35348 Jesus, that chicken alfredo recipe sounds AWESOME. Props.

>>35350 Get a Kamaitachi so you won't be lonely

>>35350 oh, i just thought it was because i like women(monster)

>Date Holst >She has boobs, but no udders It's like dating half a woman.

>>35356 udders would make it too weird

>Holst that thinks she's a pettanko because she's not as busty as other Holsts >still has a larger chest than most other girls you know

>>35359 >pettanko Isn't a pet tank more like a Living Armor?

>>35359 it happens

midwestern emo pyrow from year 200X

2000s "teh spork of d00m" neon pyrow

for me it's actually a denim jacket metal tee 90s pyrow

>>35205 thinkin' 'bout life in the city at the base of an active volcano spicy food big stone buildings roving packs of gyaru variant monsters everywhere lava hot springs widespread employment positions for salarymen oddly good public transportation services plus it's nice to think about pyrows accessorizing and glamming up their lava golem friends

>>35365 >oddly good public transportation services When they're running. They stop oddly early so it's easy to miss the last train/bus. >>35361 The flatty has both the best proportions and the lowest self-esteem. Perfect. Well, she'll be more perfect if I can convince her to hit the squat rack with me.

>>35365 this summer's taught me I'm not cut out for volcano life

>>35368 How about Wintertown? It's really warm this time of year! And when it gets cold, it's much simpler to warm things up by 50 or 100 degrees than it is to cool them down by 2000. Plus, look! Miss White Horn! She's totally cute and normal!

>>35369 no thanks. she does not look trustworthy. I'm going to live in Idyllic Woodland Temperate Village

>>35370 >Temperate Village >Literally SURROUNDED by the least temperate mamono--Satyros. Good luck to you and your liver, Anon!

>>35372 those bacchantes are known for their sensible and responsible parties, that both respect your limit and stay within it

>>35372 my liver is hardened by 20 years of alcohol consumption and I'd probably need to be physically dragged to a party to meet a wife at anyway I'm skeptical it's a satryros but it's not a bad outcome

>>35370 Get ELFED, idiot.

>>35375 LISTEN TA ME YA POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES

>>35375 oh bother

>>35368 you are only unhappy in this heat because you attempt to avoid it while fulfilling societies needs if you were mostly naked and embraced the suck by guzzling water and wife in equal measure it'd be great

I bet the part of a lamia's human flesh right where it connects to the snake half is really sensitive like right on the "thigh" line you could probably just run a finger along that area and make them squirm around and squeal

>>35224 They also have a few hellhounds and an automaton.

>>35376 Hmm? What proportioned?

>>35378 You're halfway there. To truly beat the heat the water you guzzle must also be your wife. Or you can marry a fire type or some thing for the resistance, but that feels like cheating.

>>35383 >glacies wife when it's 110f and you'd rather eat a popsicle

>>35384 That's spousal abuse.

>>35382 THE PEAR SHAPE'S SUPPOSED TA START FROM THE HIPS, YA WEE-HEADED FREAK

>>35386 https://files.catbox.moe/dvf6gt.jpeg

>>35386 I suspect this man may be angry about something.

>Encounter catgirl wizard >Check moveset >Rape Anon >Rape Anon harder >Rape Anon softer >Rape Anon again I thought she was supposed to have fireball or something

>>35389 Werecat are simple creatures. You can easily beat her by raping her first. Don't forget to offer fisho next morning

Anons, I'm no longer satisfied with just pining for various mamono. A kind, gentle lilim. A kuudere ochimusha. A genk girl Raìju. Tomboy salamander. Mommy mode kitsune. Blushing, nervous Cupid. And all mixtures of trait and mamono I mentioned. I love them all. But it is no longer enough. Eros, Goddess of Love, I'm coming for you. YOU are my target now.

>>35391 Take her out to dinner first, you brute

>>35391 Confess to her first you philistine

>>35133 Hebi just wants to say hello

>>35393 EROS, I LOVE YOU ! WILL YOU BE MY WIFE? I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE A VERY GOOD HUSBAND BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TRY

>>35395 I don't think she heard it, you gotta pray LOUDER

EROS! DO YOU HEAR ME? CAN A MAN DREAM OF TAKING THE HAND OF A GODDESS? I WILL! FOOLISH AND ARROGANT AS IT MIGHT BE! EROS! QUEEN OF MY HEART! WILL YOU GRANT ME THE HONOR OF BEING YOUR HUSBAND?

I love this episode. it's the one where a balrog sees his ambition to romance a goddess, and moves to help him try and realize it. but along the way she falls in love with him and he realizes he was ignoring the beauty right in front of him

>>35374 >my liver is hardened by 20 years of alcohol consumption Somewhere, an ancient fox's eyes visibly shone reading this

>>35400 Considering what alcohol does to the liver, i'd say they'd take him and start feeding him with healthy mamono food until it goes back to normal.

>>35400 I said HARDENED not RIPENED this is why I will never trust a fox. they're the one species I WOULDN'T share a friendly drink with on principle. I gotta protect myself

>>35374 My doc said that it's not hardened but weaken and numb and that I should stop. I don't like my doc, we need healing magic to sustain drug abuse

>>35402 Bro, do you realize what kind of delicacy a liver soaked in various alcohols for 20 years would be to ancient foxes? I mean it's not like they would actually rip it out and eat it, it's just their old pre-DL habits still lingering in the back of their minds.

>>35403 Magic doctor offers you loving better than drugs first Patient needs mamono bites to live

>>35405 >Patient needs mamono bites to live I don't think this is certified Dr. Horsepussy advice.

>>35406 Shut up and let Dr. Acula bite you

>>35406 Don't care MORE MAMONO BITES!

>>35414 At this point you are just laughing at random words.

>>35419 Mucus Toad, please translate

>>35416 >At this point you are just laughing at random words. Peak chesh

>>35419 Sigh...

>>35421 Everything Chesh does is peak. She is a 5 star mamono!

>>35365 I want to have an Alp bro from the volcano region and an Alp bro from the desert region, see how they compete and fight each other for silly reason and stuff like that

>>35424 I bet it would look like those gachimuchi face-offs

>>35430 Imagine a sad chesh saying that when you don't laugh at her old overused joke

>>35431 I would never do that to Miss Chesh. Her old jokes provide comfort and joy in a bitter, graying world.

>>35433 Imagine telling newly arrived monsters that we "treat" depression with chemicals that disable your dick.

>>35434 "So you are saying depression enables your dick." Some Banshee, probably.

>>35429 Hey buddy I think you got the wrong town, Lescatie is two miles down.

>>35432 >gif >not the version with the boner sadge

>>35438 What are you talking about?

>>35429 >gachimuchi with monsters Hot

>>35424 >brawling and stripping each other in your room while you're just casually playing vidya >suddenly they stumble upon you totally naked >a mysteriously placed bottle of baby oil that was suspiciously open falls upon them >they start stripping you too while they keep brawling >one thing leads to another >you seed and baby oil is splashed everywhere inyour room later that afternoon At least make them clean the mess

>>35394 >when your hebi neighbor has a bad dream and wants to sleep in bed with you i am not made of stone

>>35443 Duh, she’s your hebi neighbor, not your dusa neighbor.

>>35394 How do i increase my resistance to sad mamono? I can't adopt the first homeless Kobold that i find on the street pleading and sniffing for food.

>>35445 ? just adopt them all

>>35446 But how am i going to feed every single mamono that comes to me because she's feeling slightly sad?

>>35447 you can reach out the the royal makai, eros church or sabbath for funding they love those sorts of stories

>>35447 in case of fox, simply contact your local Inari temple for food aid. if you do not have a local Inari temple, you will have one soon

>>35447 Just use your cum if run out of food

>>35448 Sigh. Fine, might as well just start a shelter for the sadmono i find that aren't for me with the rest of the wives and the funding. >>35449 That sounds vaguely threatening, >>35450 But i need food to make cum.

>>35451 small amount of food makes small amount of cum which makes medium amount of mana to produce medium amount of food once you enter in the starter energy you're set

I wish our rulers were actual lizards.

>>35456 Dragons aren't lizards.

>>35458 really now? guess il just ignore them then.

>>35458 Maybe he wants a Salamander president instead of a Dragon queen.

>>35459 Yeah, Lizards have 4 limbs, dragons have 6.

>>35461 Look at the cute lizard I found.

>>35464 Wurms have vestigial legs hidden bellow the skin of their tail, so they are dragons.

>>35461 >>35465 behold! a dragon!

>>35460 makes sense, no one likes bitchy dragons.

>>35464 Wurms are good gurls, so please don’t sully them with the derisive term “Dragon.”

As much as I like KC's Succubus design with those tattoos and fancy decorations, there's something very arousing about a completely ordinary girl being a succubus.

>>35466 Wrong limb type. Dragons have 2 arms, two legs and 2 wings.

>>35443 >i am not made of stone I'd like to be. Where is the nearest medusa? >>35466 That's a horned lizard. >>35468 Being caught between these two looks like a great time.

>>35471 Still plenty cute. I have to say I actually like KC's tattoo designs and them having function as well makes me a lot less averse to women having them. I might ask her to get one on her tongue myself.

>>35473 YOU ARE NOT READY

Dragons are large, scaly, fire-breathing cats.

>>35476 What's a dragon's version of catnip?

>>35477 It's actually still catnip. That's why they pretend to be lizards, they don't want anyone figuring out their weakness.

>>35477 You.

>>35478 Nah, that's just false and boring. >>35479 That's every mamono's catnip. Doesn't really count.

>>35441 With their tongues

>>35477 It should be something silly, like a common ingredient in cologne.

>>35477 it's obviously gold coins

>>35483 I was kinda thinking of that too, but it would be too much. Dragons gathering large hordes of gold would be like a cat sitting in a huge pile of catnip. Extremely funny, but i doubt any dragons would have survived the self induced equivalent of the opium wars if that was the case.

>>35485 eh, I think it works. it gives them the zoomies (with fire) for a while and then they fall asleep on their hoard for a few hundred years

>>35482 Olives

>>35487 Never ask a dragon why there are so many of them in not!Greece

which monster is the most evil?

Do you think Medusas sell the statues of petrified men to dark elves so that they can then sell them to rich monsters some sort of illegal husband trading?

>>35489 Man

>>35490 That's fucked up, mamonos wouldn't do that shit

>>35489 In monsters, it comes as a result of being single for too long. So probably a few sealed ancient evils followed by Druella.

Give me your energy

>>35493 Why not? Capture a couple of Order intruders, and turn of a profit as well as making the world a better place by placing men in their rightful place: Bellow the bottoms of wealthy mamono.

>>35492 As long as they eventually end up unpetrified and with loving monster wives it doesn't seem out of line with the setting, especially if the men got stoned in self-defense.

Remember that Fairies are asking to be corrected, they are addicted to the joys of stretching

>>35498 I'm not an expert on yoga but i guess i can try.

>>35498 I don't think I could willingly do the fairy onahole thing no matter how much they say it's fine, it's still visually cruel and I'd bet she'd fake agonizing pain and scar me for life

>>35501 >I'd bet she'd fake agonizing pain Why in the fuck would she do that, mamono love sex. She would keep giggling like a retard and mockingly say >is that all you can do, big boy? to entice you to go rougher on her

>>35495 >>35496 I don't like mamono slavers, I should be the one selling mamonos to the right anon

>Be you, Order soldier >Gallantly charge into the lair of a vile snake creature to protect the land from evil in the name of the Chief God >Round a corner >Catch a glimpse of a nice pair of titties and the mildly annoyed glare above them >Time stops for you, you are now a statue with a bitchin' pose >Get traded around several auction houses >Hundreds of year pass >The Chief God falls >Monsters rule the world >Get bought by a smelly NEET who got rich off of Moncoin mining and couldn't find a husband any other way >She unpetrifies you in a room so full of aphrodisiacs that even fully armed and armored you don't stand a chance >You're still not sure who raped who that day >Though life in the future is nice, you wonder why no one thought of delivery pizza sooner Also, why does she keep ordering olives if she's just going to pick them off?

>>35498 >tell pixie she's cute but you couldn't deal with the size difference >get shrunk to half her size

>>35502 >Why in the fuck would she do that as a prank, she's a fairy and I'm a sensitive virginal dork and an easy mark >>35505 that sounds more fun honestly

>>35503 It's very scuffed, but i hope it gets the point across.

>>35507 KEK, understood. I shut my mouth on the subject, sorry.

>>35507 I like how this applies to a lot of weird stuff you can do in MGE

>>35508 Don't take it too harshly, but you were doing too good of a mastercard impression there. If you can sell mamono in slavery i can fantasize about being sold into slavery to some fat bottomed wight,

>>35509 I don't really think it does, most weird stuff rejection I see is just "this is too weird of stuff for me" and not "no one should be able to do this weird stuff."

>>35507 >Consensual Slavery Anon, that's just a serf

>>35509 Learning and accepting that you can just not interact with the parts of the setting you don't like is a requirement people can struggle with. Basically everything is allowed so there's a lot you could object to.

>>35512 Not really, at least not in the historical context. Serfdom is less about consent and more about coercion, usually debt. That being said, being sold as a serf to a wealthy wight because i lost all of my life savings in a casino isn't that bad either.

>>35498 After this https://exhentai.org/g/1526341/bc305b390f/ I would gladly cum inside a fairy, it seems that they enjoy it a lot

>>35514 it helps when your lords love, value and treasure you

>>35498 I need more monsters in spandex A Troll would be specially nice

>>35516 Or ladies, in this case.

>>35517 Imagine how much fun you could have at a monster gym

>>35517 I bet there's a Sabbath spandex/latex brand

>>35520 >brand I mean branch

>>35520 kuroferurus dark matter manipulation seems pretty close

>>35521 They have stores too, so brand isn't too far fetched.

i regret to inform you that Anonymous will no longer be posting here. he recently got adopted by a demon and, as per their contract, will now live with her on a homestead away from modern internet infrastructure.

>>35524 May the DL bless him and his farm girl deem wife.

>>35524 good for him, I'm glad happiness found him

Yo that's some peak art. Is that actually an alp?

>>35424 Forgot the reply tag, is this art actually an alp? It's peak

>>35399 I'm sure Ms. Rog is sweet, but my eyes are on divinity

>>35528 It's a pretty old one. And yeah, it's an alp. You can always reverse search the image.

>>35511 You'll change your tune after a dude with his Trumpart wife move in next door to you

>>35531 that's different

>>35532 Neeeeigh

>>35524 I might die if I weren't able to shitpost for a few hours a day. What's the offline equivalent? Being a nuisance at the local bar?

>>35535 you could get a creative hobby

>>35535 graffiti

>>35524 Poor guy, hope he can flee from this hell

>>35535 Find an offñine hobby, for me it's woodworking

>>35543 The finest alp hobby.

>>35390 Not even a true werecat. She's far more fucked up than that in terms of nature.

>>35543 woodworking is neat but I find it to be my least favorite part of making my shitty scrap steel knives >offñine there are CATS posting here.

>>35546 I know, she just needs a lot more love

>>35535 Paint miniatures and play games with them

>>35551 Too expensive

>>35552 Just paint some fairies and have them roleplay all the fighting!

>>35550 Would pet and watch her eyes go big.

>>35537 Only you understand me. Although I guess that does count as an offline hobby...

sell me on your favourite monster

>>35558 Unconditional love

>>35558 I would never sell my favorite monster! SHE IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!

>>35558 >absolutely fluffmaxxed arms/legs/tail/ears >works for both brands of harem ("dragged back to the rapecave" and "leader of the pack") AND (my personally preferred) loner monogamy >"loyal" is right there in the disposition field >but also ferocious, your safety is guaranteed if you're with her >and first meetings are ripe for enemies-to-lovers stories >will never expect you to eat or prepare rabbit food, but probably wouldn't turn it down >extremely capable of providing fresh-caught meat >virtually guaranteed simple rural life ending >will share survival skills and responsibilities for a very mutual relationship rather than a particularly power dynamic-driven relationship >not overwhelmingly clingy at all, you'd retain your autonomy (barring rapecave endings) and accountability, and can be your own man >bites and scratches >always down for wrasslin' >on average kinda dumb but not outright stupid (it's cute), perfectly independent herself >you can still enjoy Danger Mode long into your marriage by way of full moon nights, while the rest of your days and nights are pretty normal >or you can just match her wildness and let the beast out yourself >extremely romantic about the moon and nighttime outside of that >very honest, earnest, elemental beings that live for the here and now, making enjoying every day with them a breeze >imagine the dozen rambunctious tomboyish children making a mess out of everything and causing problems for your neighbors (and you)

>>35558 >canonically one of the most beautiful monster species >very smart, noble and cultured >more tact than most monsters when it comes to romance >undead have a special appreciation for closeness and intimacy >optional: peak big butt loli

>>35558 redhead

>>35564 I love her already.

>>35548 Nya, Anon. We're all lonely human men! Post pics of your hands.

>>35565 it resonated with deeply when i read rsanon's manticore and a half long ago. the manticore was trying to figure out why anon would stare at her. was it her dishelved dress? her monsters attributes? her standoff personality? nah it's the red hair. anon likes red hair

>>35567 Isn't she the manticore with the extra arms?

I have a growing need to buy more art of pandas. Maybe being held at gunpoint by a pmcp (Panda's mist continent party) agent and contributing to panda repopulation.

>>35568 yeah

>>35568 beans

>>35571 is it just my touch-starved ass not remembering the feeling of another human's flesh or do eg kot beans feel extra nice to poke

>>35572 I have always been a fan of poking kots right in the beans. BUT most kots are not fans of getting the ol' bean poke.

>>35572 they're generally much softer than dog beans

>>35574 Dog beans.

>>35575 i'm still poking them of course

>>35576 Obviously this dog knows that her beans are at risk, so it's her fault they got molested.

>>35575 why would this irritate her I just wanna poke a little

>>35578 Honestly, I empathize with her. I don't like it when people touch my feet either.

>>35575 >Yes, we will be having sex in the bath >beans... >Quit it

>>35579 I think I have literally never had someone else touch my feet

>>35580 Pretty much that. Men only want 1 thing, and it's to TOUCH BEANS.

>>35581 When I was a kid, my parents would sometimes. For me it's like being tickled but no laughter, just an uncomfy feeling. Kinda like this, actually: https://youtu.be/iV_a2WSbdM8?t=27

>>35582 I also want to touch boobs, ears, and tails, and to be wrapped up in fuzzy canine arms, and to get scratched a bit lightly but beans are a large part of things

>>35581 As someone who enjoys getting massages at massage parlors (ACTUAL "You call that a massage, press harder dammit!" massages, not happy ending "massages"), I don't mind a good foot rub, and could probably give a pretty good one to my mamono wife.

>>35571 god i love multi-arm

I like ms dorome but I am not terribly sure about kissing her. seems like the only unpleasant aspect of dorome but I also just saw this chinese guy spend 8 million bux on a rotating cylinder of mud and he's very physically into it so I hope he's with his dorome wife now

>>35587 motorboating doromes is the new skincare routine fad

>>35588 definitely into that but what I'm really into is really deep intense kissing and this thought process might unfortunately cost her some ranks next time I sort

anon gets stuck to a hellhound tourist with a chinese finger trap while exploring the mist continent

Anon orders a muffuletta sandwich. Gets a MOFUletta sandwich. Inedible; covered in fur.

>>35591 what the hell is muffuletta that doesn't even sound real

>>35592 It's totally real. https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=muffuletta

Good night, US thread! Good morning, EU thread! 8======D~rocket ship~

>>35594 how dare you I am still up for 4-5 more hours

>>35558 exhibit A

>>35571 >can get wrapped in six mofu at once I need it

>>35558 Hear me out here. A regular ass basic cat girl maid is actually top tier. Now i know what you're thinking. Anon, but wait, there's like a billion way cooler things than that. I would say to you: (ok maybe but listen) >Smugmaxxed and playful >Dextrous and cleanly >Lithe and beautiful >Fluffy prehensile tail shenanigans >Fluffy ears >Even monster haters like catgirls >Likes to chill I waffle on favorites all the time, but something about a smug, devious, regular cat girl is just chefs kiss to me lately.

>>35601 honestly the basics are important catgirl maid is "regular and basic" for a reason many people forget this, willing or otherwise

>>35602 are they?

>>35603 >reproduction prohibited No wonder she seems so on edge.

>>35604 Only a matter of time before she snaps and drags anon off into an alley away from the cameras

>>35603 yes catgoil maid will never die so long as even a spec of my legacy exists on this godforsaken rock. they aren't my favorite but never will I ever let the legend die

>>35601 True, but I would counterbalance it with a kiki and watch the sheanigans

the mamono whose face you see when you think about bat outta hell is your fated mamono

>>35612 >batcat I don't like the result, even if it's a feline and fluffy.

>>35613 if manticore is your AND LIKE A SINNER BEFORE THE GATES OF HEAVEN I'LL COME CRAWLING ON BACK TO YOU then you're fine probably mantidork is a good girl, don't look down on her just because she's popular

>>35615 >don't look down on her just because she's popular It's not that, just not a fan of the profile

>>35617 >just not a fan of the profile She looks better from the front anyways.

>>35617 profiles are not a monolith, just an average if your dreamcore is nicer (or meaner) she exists and is waiting for you

>>35620 >profiles are not a monolith That's the out of universe, meta explanation. I think it'd be more interesting to say that the MGE is a book written by a human and his fairy, meaning it's based on whatever information he can get at the time, and influenced by stuff like general culture, rumors, as well as his own biases, or even certain monetary incentives member of that species could give him to be portrayed a certain way. That would explain somewhat contradictory profiles, like the unicorn one.

Guys help, do I need poison resist or aphrodisiac resist to fight a manticore

>>35624 I think it's an in-universe and nonmeta explanation regardless. any thought-forward human in the MGEverse (as we so clearly are) could come to that conclusion in the exact same way a thinking feeling human being would cast some level of doubt on his fellow man's perception of reality, I fully understand the wandering scribe is just some dude asking some mamono about herself. "how do you find a man?" "by trapping him in an ENDLESS PRISON OF PLEASURE, duh, my pussy is supreme, no human can beat the fluff," etc. alla 'em profiles are just dorkyass monstergirls gassing themselves up, they're just as ronery and dorky and unsuccessful in love as us, and we're only experiencing their accounts through an unreliable narrator. it's 3rd and often 4th hand information. I'm sure there's nuggets of truth in there but I would be EXTREMELY SKEPTICAL of eg the ENTIRE baphomet encyclopedia entry and anything similar. nobody's gonna be real about "my pussy is the greatest thing ever it brings men to their knees it topples kingdoms anyone who even so much as gazes upon me falls and becomes a lolicon or whatever." it's invariably some ego-driven goober shit, and I don't think the understanding of that is exclusively garnered by metaknowledge never believe everything you read, even if it's on paper

>>35626 Yes, anon, you can include "Monstergirls are DORKS" to the reason i stated above. No need to obfuscate it in such a long paragraph.

>>35631 sorry, wordvomit is in my blood

>>35624 Yeah, I'm just too paranoid. Manti is my fav design, but not in my top 3 mamonos for this reason. I just need a little bit of faith in fate (lol). Anyway, what's your answer to >>35612 ?

>>35632 It's alright. I do like reading. >>35633 I googled it, and it's old people music i've never heard before, so nothing much comes to mind.

>>35439 There's an alternate version of the gif out there that is forbidden.

>>35634 Oh, I didn't understand that it was about a song, I just thought about the first mamono that came to mind if something were to jump in front of me. I'm retarded

>>35635 This is my favorite pic of a cheshire, it brings joy to my heart. Now I know that they're a gay version of it. Curiosity killed the cat.

>>35638 Assume it's a Werechesh and she uses her two kot tails to make pranks

>>35639 I never saw the other one, and I won't look for it. I just need to forget, mindflayers, where are you when we need you

>>35473 Miss Medusa curing my erectile dysfunction by turning my dick as hard as stone

>>35625 You can do that, OR you can use a nasty level 1 spell called "shared weakness". Combine it with a "mirror ring" that applies statut effect you get to your enemies (and vice versa), and your battle against the manticore will be easy.

>>35648 How is shared weakness a lvl 1 spell? It lowers all of enemy resistances to your own, meaning you can apply upwards of 50% resistance debuffs to bosses when that's usually a high level thing.

>>35649 Yes, very few know about it; it's a simple spell developed by low-level (mamono and men) to bring down big shots. There's only one counter; whoever has the highest level when casting applies their resistances to the others.

>>35651 That sounds more like shared strength that shared weakness.

If I get elected, all beast mamono enjoyers will be airdropped into the middle of a huge forest and hunted down by their waifus one by one. Participants are encouraged to record shaky video footage and to react dramatically to every sound and shadow.

>>35654 MGC elections won't happen in another 3 and a half years.

>Hebi becomes aware that Undines are water spirits >Anon can't go out when it's raining anymore because of the "Whore droplets".

>>35655 I figured it would make sense to start campaigning early, especially considering the woefully myopic maid-centric policies of the current administration. Someone has to stand up for the chewtoy and wolfbrain demographics whose legitimate demands have been largely sidelined.

I've noticed lilims are suprisingly unpopular. Lim haters, why?

>>35662 Not a lilim hater, but it's because they are insecure that they will never be able to fuck them.

>>35662 No fluffy bits

>>35662 It's just the job title bit. A lilim is a straight up demi-god who can CREATE an entire country to rule (if she wants). That's an absolutely absurd power dynamic and I'm too much of an anxious, weird little loser to deal with it. There's nothing inherently WRONG with lilim, I just know they're a terrible match for me. As for why I like to call them smelly NEETs? Pretty simple, really. >They're not real, so they can't do anything to me about it >Even if they WERE real, anything that powerful I would treat similarly--I also talk mad shit about politicians, CEO types, etc. It's a verifiable fact that not only are lims DORKS, they're SUPER DORKS, and just talking to one makes you 10% more likely to die alone.

>>35665 And yet they are still not dorkier than anon.

>>35662 Because it's just short of asking for a goddess bro. Even if their profile didnt make them out to be kind of bitches it feels almost greedy/arrogant to make the strongest, wealthiest, most politically connected girl your favorite, let alone the possible thoughts that you might be choosing her for those things instead of for her. Plus, personally, I dont know how many there are but since they are all from just the one family there is definitely a set number.

>>35669 >I dont know how many there >He doesn't know about the DL's daily live birthing shows NGMI

>>35663 >>35668 It'd be funny if Anon was destined to marry a Lilim and it turned out she's not a dork at all.

>>35662 I hate Lilim. I hate them so much I want to rape one all day every day. No, I don't care that she's actually into it, it's the principle of the thing. >>35669 I believe that latest number we got is something like "around 100", but that might just be me miss remembering things. We know for certain there's at least 20 since they have been mentioned. Also like >>35670 said. It's cannon that the DL gives birth to an audience every now and again. This comes from a time when KC was a bit more okay with stranger kinks.

>>35669 >>35672 Yeah, it was "at least a hundred", and DL and her husband are still at it.

>>35668 Well, not to brag, but I am a computer programmer who plays D&D and Pathfinder 2E.

>>35674 >who plays D&D ALP!

>>35672 But KC said his fetishes hasn't changed in over a decade

>>35675 Not all computer programmers are trans women, Anon.

>>35677 I never spoke about IT, that's my job too. Playing 5ed on the other hand...

>>35678 I only play 4E.

>>35679 Gazer bait

>>35680 How did you know!?

>>35672 >>35673 >"around 100 Was more so my point, there is a set number of lilim in the world and their existence is tied to some of the most important shit in the world. Once you make one up that's not just some one-off for you and your story that's Lore now, claiming a significant piece of the world. It'd be easier if there were grand daughters and so on since there's already been a thousand years but one of their quirks is since they're THE representative of monster society they can't force themselves to settle down with just anyone.

Hear me out—devil bug / Lilim hybrid. She is married and FECUND, producing all the lilim babies you could possibly want!

>>35682 >It'd be easier if there were grand daughters and so on I mean, if that's what you want, why wouldn't there be. The 100 number is more or less at the time of the wandering scholar and the canon MGE stuff. You can imagine you lim being from any other timepoint in the future where they are more common. >one of their quirks is since they're THE representative of monster society they can't force themselves to settle down with just anyone. Just plain wrong honestly. At this point i think you are just begging someone else to write the peasant marries lilim story because you are too insecure to imagine/write it yourself.

>>35684 >Just plain wrong honestly Am I? I swear to god I read it somewhere

I was worried I wouldn't get to finish this in July but I wrote like half of it in the last 24 hours and here it is. Some sticky Bee sex in it, stupid Bee puns and Alraunes on mobility scooters exist. hope you enjoy https://archiveofourown.org/works/68457611

>>35685 Nowhere to be seen in the profiles or the extra. KC also wouldn't write such a silly thing. Look at the balrogs.

>>35687 Okay, I’m looking at them. They seem annoyed with my staring.

>>35670 I'm pretty sure that there's a TV show in which monsters go and give birth for prices and stuff like that, like your average family show

ropers ability to mimic outfits is woefully underutilized

>>35687 balrog has a specialty clause to make you into your/their ideal besides, my point wasn't "they only pick the best man possible" its that they would be waiting to find "the One" when they could walk through a street and pick anyone they wanted. Since they have infinite choice and some level of getting into social/political concern if they participate in court shit at all, they get choice paralysis in hoping to find the perfect love story is what i'd imagine(whether because they want to show their dedication to the ideal of cooperation, want to show off in front of their peers, or because they've all know about their parent's story). The same ways the orchard field hand is wondering why the hell the 69th princess to the royal makai, appointed ruler of the Grand County of Niceonia is taking an interest in his apple picking ass, she's getting into her own head about it all aside from the fact that she loves him. She could've picked out any man from any crowd in her numerous speeches, tours, or public appearances but she's head over heels for the bumpkin.

>>35691 >balrog has a specialty clause to make you into your/their ideal I'm going to fucking murder you Anon, Balrogs don't have a clause. KC saw the failure of the other powerful mamono and had to write what's usually subtext enabled by the wroldbuilding as cleartext, otherwise complete retards like you would have missed it. If you want to whine about it go ahead then.

>>35686 I'm going to take a shot every time you make a pun.

>>35693 You'll get a light BUZZ

>>35693 RIP Anon

>>35692 >So then, you'd expect that the husbands they choose would already be champions, heroes, or successful men accomplished in various fields, but that doesn't necessarily seem to be the case. To provide an actual example, I'll record a story told to me by the husband of a certain balrog, a man famous for ruling as the king of a certain volcanic kingdom on behalf of his utterly hedonistic spouse. One day, a beautiful woman casually called out to him in town. Soon, they were joined. It turned out that the woman was none other than a balrog, but at the time, the man was merely the second son of a small bakery in town, in other words, apparently, he was an extremely average youth. r u sure?

>>35691 >balrog has a specialty clause to make you into your/their ideal Kikis help their masters real the ideal too, the fuck are you talking about?

What is the best kind of tail? I think its the milking kind that succubi sometimes have.

>>35698 FAT SPIDER BUTT.

>>35692 >and had to write what's usually subtext enabled by the wroldbuilding as cleartext That's explicitly a clause. You can say that the point is implied in all other great monsters but its still a clause. Not that it matters for other great monsters because its never implied that they only seek out great people either while for balrog its explicitly their main schtick. I don't know who you think you're talking to but at no point did I ever think >Liches only go for archmages and Dragons for grandmasters

>>35698 manti's tail obviously, kiki's tail second, and good old cat's tail third.

>>35700 Bud “Grandmaster B” Bundy canonically marries a dragon.

>>35698 A Manitcore's tail pussy. It can poison you, fuck you, wrap around you... It's the best!

>>35690 I want to be held in a ropers tentacles. I want to be roped into a relationship with her.

>>35697 >Kikis help their masters real the ideal too There's a difference between >exhibit his abilities to his fullest extent and >The force of the raging flames easily pushed him to overcome all the fear, bewilderment, and resignation. The former is enabling you to be your best self the latter is pushing you to become great and powerful instead of being the best baker in the land. One clears your head and lets you focus the other drives you to be Conan, king by his own hand. >>35702 But did he score 4 touchdowns in one game to win the city championship for Monster High? I think not which is why he may be grandmaster but he is still a student to the real teacher.

>>35696 Retarded. Absolutely braindead. I can't even begin to describe how much grey matter you are lacking. Go read my previous post again and read every word. Look them individually in a dictionary if you must. If by then you don't get it, go to a university and attend a couple lessons in reading comprehension. >>35697 I'm not referring to their gimmick. I'm referring to the fact that KC had to specify that yes, they do indeed also date men that aren't born with exceptional qualities, because they can see the potential, etc. >>35700 If you are the original anon, >at no point did I ever think You said it for Lilims, even though there is also nothing specifying lims only go for politicians, etc. If you do understand mamono aren't like that, then you can agree with me that Lilims don't think along the lines of "I can't settle down with anyone" in general. What i'm trying to say is that you can marry a lim. >That's explicitly a clause. See the first response. I don't know why people bother writing.

>>35705 conan might make some great donuts though

>>35706 >You said it for Lilims No i didn't. You took "I can't settle down with anyone" to mean >they must be great and powerful when i meant >they are looking to have the perfect match whereas other monsters may latch onto one of the first dudes they see. >that KC had to specify that Yes because the entire point of the balrog is that they are married to great men. He had to specify that because their entire gimmick is being married to grand and important dudes. No other monster has that gimmick so it isn't necessary to specify that they're okay with grabbing who they want.

>>35707 He might but unfortunately a man does not become king by pastry. Well, all except one.

>>35699 Not a tail, but this is very wise regardless. >>35701 >>35703 Correct

>>35519 I can imagine that we ourselves would segregate into our own gyms, for no other reason than that its hard to stay motivated when monster half your size has no ceiling and started as strong as you are now.

>>35708 >Yes because the entire point of the balrog is that they are married to great men. You are understanding it wrong. Mamono grab who they want. Go to the profiles and see how many times it says "When they find a man that strikes their fancy...". Seriously, go to the wiki and search "strike fancy". That exact wording is used several times. You are working under the wrong assumption that mamono don't have any taste and that they will go for just anyone. While that might, emphasis on might, be the case for stuff like slimes, large mice, etc, for the grand majority of mamono they pick who they marry. Balrogs aren't special in that sense. Also, Balrogs gimmick isn't picking men who are already powerful enough, it's about turning you into the best possible version of yourself, which is what i mean with KC needing to specify otherwise it would fly over the head of people like you, and even after specifying people still don't get it.

>>35686 Nice, much apiary-ciated.

>>35713 >apiary Now here's an uncommon word to learn

>>35654 you've got my vote >>35698 fluffy canine tail reigns supreme

Lotta manticore talk lately. But did you know that they are in fact CUTE?

I want to go around MG city opening window curtains just to see the monster's reaction

>>35716 yup, that's why I want to pet them and molest their ears

>>35716 gonna find the manticore with the meanest most sadistic and cruel reputation around and call her a cutie patootie just to see her reaction

>>35662 They're 2powerful4me. It's not some power imbalance thing, I just don't want the trappings that would come with being married to someone that high profile. I can imagine a pharaoh of a small nation or a country wight, but the demon lord's daughter is going to be out there moving and shaking things.

>>35716 How would anon feel if his manticore wife's sadistic/cruelty streak wasn't ever directed at him, but instead towards others? Like, say a Karen insults her, and she just goes off putting the bitch in her place, then drags you back home cause she's all giddy now.

>>35721 PERFECT

>>35662 not a hater, big fan really. just another social status issues reply for the pile. they're not for me but I'd be remiss to let a lack of limposting allow people (probably sad and lonesome lims) to think lims are hated. I just don't want any kind of nobility at all and I especially don't want to be a trophy husband

>>35721 An ally of justicecore? Nice.

excited to go to ms wurm's Cool Rocks and Sticks Emporium

You know what mamono we haven't talked about in a while?

>>35726 ms gargoyle?

>>35726 Bubble Slime?

>>35726 Bogie? Or is it the "your mom" setup?

>>35726 Kappa? Aka, the most unnecessary monster girl niche there is.

Then up comes Shog I'm like "yo Shog what's up?" She's like "nothing" I'm like "that's cool"

>>35726 Manticore

>>35732 I don't think ms manticore has gone unmentioned for the last like 10 threads

>>35733 Sorry, my bad. Cheshire, then.

>>35728 Bubble slime (and most slimes, honestly) is (are) great. I did that tier list in the other thread and she happened to get top 3.

What do succs do in MGC. Everyone wants all of these extravagant, scary mamono and they never give a chance to the simple plain succ.

>>35736 Normies

>>35736 Imma get a harem of vanilla succs.

>>35736 pretty sure everybody likes succs it's just that this thread is for dedicated special needs autists like myself that have developed specific physiological needs like mofu in the actual 'verse succubi are immensely successful

>>35738 Get a Neapolitan harem! Strawberry, vanilla, chocolate!

>>35740 What's a strawberry succ?

>>35740 Eros Succ, pale Succ, and dark skinned Succ, sounds nice.

>>35741 sunburned succ

>>35736 I've been contemplating a story about a low level succ who's shit at draining power when she succs but won't ever admit it, and just starts following around and attempting to boss around an ultra strong hero who decided not to insta-smite her once he realized how weak she was. also on the vanilla monster topic The other story idea was a barbarian shipwreck survivor from a far away land who encounters p'orcs and starts a civil war/power struggle in the tribe.

>>35736 >they never give a chance to the simple plain succ. That reminds me of a story. https://pastebin.com/saYcSdmc

>>35741 A succ who has strawberry flavur. Test by licking! Horns have the most flavur, and spade tails have the second most.

>>35736 I fucking love succs. They may be baseline, but the baseline is fantastic. They just don't get much love because they aren't very quirky, but I'd take one any day.

hmmmm dorome made out of ice cream

>>35748 Miss Dorome is not the Rocky Road I expected!

>>35749 mudslide ice cream is right there...

>>35749 >hellhound >mud wrestling champion >steps into the ring >Annoyed waiting for opponent >Lookbehindyou.shout >the ring is her opponent >360 degree hug >loses badly >Miss Dorome interviewed after >"What's wrestling?" >Yeti shows up just then apologizing for missing her match. Dorome have infinite potential as a wholesome idiot slime/golem/thing.

>>35750 Isn’t that an ice cream drink? Not quite the same thing. I need a thicc af Anubis to make a ruling here.

>>35751 pro wrestler is like a dream career for me so I hope human men are allowed into the MWWE I can be the face everybody believes in but always lose

>>35747 I mean, succs are quirky, most people don't think about it. You can do a lot of stuff with a horny succ who knows spells like mage handjob and Minor Delusion.

>>35754 They can be quirky, but it's not built in like, say a dhampir or satyros. They're more blank template than the LOOK WHAT I CAN DO girls that get discussed and memed on constantly.

>>35740 This guy gets it. Getting all the succs! And a demon just to get some blueberry as well.

>>35755 Not impossible. I do love the fact that all succubi are somehow lewd magic masters inherently. Like imagine a succ invites you to her magic toy shop and then you need to cover your eyes from all incomprehensibly lewd stuff while she smiles at you thinking about how she can break your innocence.

>>35736 Succubi are as vanilla as it gets. That said vanilla is a classic for a reason. LN did a fantastic job selling them

The new Gaira profile has been translated.

>>35758 That succ is me when someone reminds me that LN is gone

>>35759 The war of the undead against underwear continues.

>>35759 I like her holdable hands and smoochable tongue and squeezable boobs also her ghost tail is cute betcha she's a huge dork

>>35760 He’s not gone. He just posted on twitter a couple of days ago.

>>35759 Looks a little too sane for how I like my undead.

>>35764 No problemo!

>>35763 Oh nice.

>>35765 No that's a girl worth breaking into an abandoned mental institution to find.

>>35764 did you read her quotes though she's a certified weirdo

>>35768 Where does one get a weirdo certification?

>>35769 Miss Anubis.

>>35768 She's wierd, but is she "wake up chained to a gurney and locked in a morgue" wierd?

Realistically if the portals opened, the most human looking of the mamono are going to be the most successful , at least in the first decade or so So succs, vampires, dhampirs, anubis, kitsune, Cheshires, other cat girls, to a lesser extent, Danuki WE like the freakier mamono but it'll take some time for them to be popular

>>35759 would bust

>>35772 i'd get a pet parasite slime look at that goofy lil face

>>35772 Why the unnecessary spacing?

>>35772 This is fine. There are enough nerds who'd be into them for everyone to get a husband and once word of their good qualities gets out they'll have fewer issues. In the meanwhile, give eel. Or cow, though I don't imagine that saturn pattern girls would have much issue either outside of the lolis.

>>35712 >You are working under the wrong assumption that mamono don't have any taste and that they will go for just anyone. You are correct, but mamono standards are also not human woman standards. That's the entire point. All mamono can instinctively read the soul of a man and know how compatible they are, meaning any current external factors like your looks, height, social status, wealth etc don't matter as much After you're together with her I'd argue most mamono push you to be better, but that's a natural consequence of being in love and wanting to be better for your partner

>>35712 >>35775 I find it easier to read that way

>>35759 bustin' makes me feel good

>>35778 It's ok if it's full paragraphs, but it's really fucking weird when it's 3 sentences.

That hellhound just cracks me up.

>>35759 why was anon in a dark medieval castle anyway?

>>35781 Werecat at least has TOM posting, werewolf has nothing.

>>35781 Talking about plain mamono.

>>35782 Mind your own business.

>>35783 i liked the rough idea for her being a loveable idiot

>>35783 werewolf has me...

>>35783 I wouldn't mind a single werewolf, I just don't want a pack, whether I'm the bitch or the alpha. If I must have a harem I'd at least want variety in species (and body type, but that's not excluded in a werewolf pack).

>Grem makes anon wear her newest invention - the techno trousers >it goes exactly as you'd expect

>>35789 They are very comfortable trousers that blast techno music and have stroboscopic lights?

>>35789 I can guess how that works out, having seen Wallace and Gromit.

>>35772 no, they make him commit crimes because a harpy stole the remote

>>35791 >>35789 It's the wrong trousers!

>>35791 With grem and anon chasing a fairy on a high speed model train set?

gremlin invention that can hook mamonochan into our internet for one day

>>35783 Wrong a recurring anon is werewolf enjoyer

Got it; 2 cait sith waifus coming up!

>>35799 I always say werecat to avoid this scenario.

>>35800 Oh, trying to be tricky, eh? 3 cait sith wives for you, then!

>>35781 I talk a lot about chesh but if I have to choose between the humble werecat or 95% of curent profiles, I would choose the were-kot in a heartbeat. With a link, it's better

>35801 They're an another board if you want to post about that thing.