Sardines

>>34024 Curses. I was trying to find an abyssal image to claim the 21st thread for the best faction. Congrats to the desert.

>>34024 >Anubis when you tell her that you want to pain minis together forever.

>>34025 Boudin

>>34024 Damnit, you beat me to it

>>34027 Jesus, look at the size of those PAWS.

>>34027 Funny that you post that I'm about to paint miniatures among them is a Cheshire for my chaos lord in terminator armor Sorry Anubis-san

>>34027 what faction does she play? those pharoah fuckers? i dont know much about fantasy/aos sorry

>>34030 Paw slut detected.

>>34032 Tomb kings in fantasy Thousand sons in sci fiction Most likely a homebrew of big dog women with Egyptian and big library dork vibe not matter the setting.

>>34034 tomb kings was the one i was looking for. I was going to say bone kings, but i think i got them mixed up with the bonereapers.

>>34033 At least all beast enjoyers can regroup around paws

Which abyssal transformation is the most powerful?

>>34037 All of them at the same time. Giant hairy tentacle slime spider.

>>34033 Now that I think about it, those big paws are not really made for modelling and painting, maybe they use a spell to turn it temporary into normal hands

>>34037 The one given by the astral kots.

>>34033 What man wants to hold a pawlet in his hand when BIG MEATY PAWS are also available?

>>34040 Astral kots just turn everything into BED TIME.

>>34041 That's bodyshaming. Girls with small paws deserve love too.

>>34041 >We obsess over big paws >Mamonos obsess over fine human hands Testing each other hand/paw when portal opens will be cute >>34042 I only remember that they were extremely strong and are friends of all who are friendly to cats.

Do mamono bees need GIANT flowers to gather nectar? Or do they just roll in ze hay?

>>34045 they dont need them, but bees are good girls so theyre allowed to use 24% of the annual budget on Big Fucking Garden.

>>34045 Just get an Alraune and they'll sustain each other

I've wanted to make an mge tier list video with incredibly in depth, philisophical discussion for a while

Call me the ghost buster, cause I bust in ghosts

>>34049 But do you bust the ghosts

>>34050 Yeah, after I bust a nut in them. They come to my home and won't bother people anymore.

Everyone talks about the cats and dogs, but nobody cares about the puru-purus and nyuru-nyurus...

But what does a dog eat dog world really mean?

Call me the automaton kisser, because I lick windows

>>34053 Oh, I think you know DAMN WELL what it means...

>>34044 >Mamonos obsess over fine human hands Humans are practically like newborn cubs to beast mamono: no sharp fangs, no claws, no fur. The maternal instincts would go off the charts.

>>34055 If a Hellhound eats a hot dog, is it cannibalism?

>>34056 I'd go off HER charts, if you know what I mean.

>>34058 I don't know what you mean.

>>34059 Neither do I!

>>34054 I prefer apples

Eat the hellhounds circle of hell, if you know what I mean.

Alright anon, i'm off to work. Please, do not post lewd images of bug butts until i'm back, ok?

>>34056 The contrary is true too, imagine helping her doing basic things that we're use too in our world

>ask the dragon knight recruiter about the "undead corps" option on the form >"We don't actively recruit dragon zombies, but the dragon graveyard contains many fallen warriors and sometimes they find their own way back to us." >"I must warn you that the undead unit is not like our other units. They're some of our best fighters but they struggle with... everything else. It's all they know."

>bzzzzt they work for the mercenary >the mosquitto woman bzzt

>>34065 Can her soul truly never know true peace?

>>34051 anon actually lives in luigi's mansion at this point

>>33943 >For the vast majority of its history, the world was quite different from this; but succubus ascendancy changed it all about a thousand years ago. Only the giga hags would be the monsters from the past era. Even then, these monsters tend to be very wise and don't kill for no reason. Think of those nine tailed fox myths. I'm ashamed to say I'm even more excited to meet them, knowing all this. The amount of knowledge and wisdom she would have would be impressive, not to mention their sheer strength for having survived for that long. I'm less than a tiny speck of dirt in her eyes but I'm happy she chooses me regardless. Age is power!

>>34037 Wendigooner because you not only transform into her Stand, [ COLD AS ICE ], but the sight of your massive hairy hoser spearing your wife drives onlookers insane.

>>34070 I thought you become the shadow in the hood, not the hood itself?

>>34071 It's not a shadow, it's a giant hairy ape like thing inside the hood.

>>34071 You turn into a giant Sasquatch-like creature inside the hood.

>>34073 i guess it's not that different than right now

>>34072 idk why but i find the idea of bejng a big hairy monster much more uncomfortable than any of the abyssal tranformations

>>34067 she got over the existential stuff a couple millennia ago. she's pretty chill

>>34072 >>34073 Oh, I thought the hairy part and the arm thing was an extension of the hood and she controls it. I guess this makes more sense. >>34075 It's not that bad, the TL note says it's probably reversible unlike the others.

>>34076 >she's pretty chill Another point for hags

>>34077 all the transformations are reversible if you feel like it, though i guess there wouldn't be much of a point to reversing the shog one

>>34079 I don't think Nacho Spider is going to let you go from her vagina though. I guess the same can be said for Night Gaunts and Flayers.

>>34080 I think all the abyssal are described as feeling uncomfortable when their husband is in human form because they want the connection back. Plus, flayers rewrite your mind a bit so you'll likely end up more comfortable as a squid than as a human before long.

>>34080 nacha's extra pic is just that. it's if you need her to be more bitchy again

>>34082 They're just bitchy because they want (You) to be in their vaginas that bad

>>34082 >>34083 And because I like tsuns

>>34082 >turns back into a human for one (1) second >"YOU FUCKING FAGGOT"

>>34086 Best girl moves

Can I get an abyssal who doesn't do the funky stuff. I don't know if you got those in stock. Less abyssal more... foyer-to-the-depthsal.

>>34089 Transforming you and being one is, to them, the ultimate act of love. I think there would be some who are human-fetishists that really, really like their husband's normal form. They're considered a bit weird, but they're out there.

>>34089 there's that one kraken, asura mythra or something. she's just a touch abyssy

>>34089 This one's an aybssal! Y-yeah. Totally. She uh, transforms you into sharkbait! But like, you don't change at all when that happens so it really isn't an inconvenience. Ok, she does't go in the abyss either (it's really dark and scary that deep in the ocean), but she's dipped her fin near the entrance! That counts!

>>34092 her mom works in the abyss

>>34086 How do I force her to keep me in human form so we can have this kind of sex more often

>>34094 bite REALLY hard

are monster kids really annoying too? my opinions of the echidna hinge on this.

>>34096 yes. You'll have to tough up as a dad and learn the tricks of the trade to annoy them back

>>34096 nah

Would you get your monster a cat? What monsters would cats like most? What monsters would like cats most?

>>34100 Inu to Neko

>>34100 Witches obviously, which witch would go without a cat?

>>34102 you're her cat

>>34089 this one makes you clean

>>34103 Nyah, I think I'm not.

>>34085 <"Anon-ymoussss"

>>34103 >>34105 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7B24KwdOM

>>34100 Wouldn't the cat just monsterize into a cait sith and you basically get another wife?

>>34089 You want your strange horrors from beyond the stars to not warp your mind and body? Best you can hope for is that a Flumph shows up one day. >>34100 >Would you get your monster a cat? I already have cat and she ain't leaving, if the wife can't accept her then she'll be no wife of mine.

>>34077 Nah I made a reference to it being her stand because my brain is cabbage and my sense of humor is more rotten than the dumb Zombie Dragon banging on your door.

>>34109 Yourself and the cat are a package deal

Anons cat betrays him and sleeps on his wife’s chest, as she is warmer.

>>34104 >WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

>>34113 worse yet, his wife is a tsurara-onna

>>34108 Having to put up with a Cait Sith is a fate worse than death. All she knows are horse racing, gambling, and riding you around like Master Blaster.

>cat is smug >portals open >now anon has wife >wife is also smug >he gets home and both her and the cat in her arms are smugging at him.

>>34117 That, unironically, is the dream.

Going through the charasort with a pure heart still, gargoyles are so good and I never even knew

>>34119 What do you mean "Pure Heart"?

>>34096 >are monster kids really annoying No, they're cute (and funny)

>>34119 got to respect a girl with a plinth

>>34123 omg, that meido is adorable. STEALING THAT PIC. But her husband definitely is the one who put her in that while she was sleeping.

>>34033 I like big meaty paws, but I also headcanon that monsters can make them smaller and more nimble.

>>34125 I just headcanon that mamono are quite nimble with their BIG, MEATY PAWS.

>Headcanon ANON YOU MAGNIFICENT SON OF A BITCH THAT'S GENIUS! I'm going to the workshop. You go grab that nice dullahan from the library and bring her here.

>>34127 Sigh... the things you do for love.

>>34085 I don't want to be a slave, I want to buy an app and she will be my slave

>>34096 I really like the idea of echidna but I've come to realize that I'm not a bad enough dude to handle raising daughters from ten different species.

>>34130 they ease you into it after the dungeon management tutorial

>>34100 Yes, I like cats and I'm sure that a chesh, an 'yip or a kiki would like one Good question, most likely cat subspecies but also shogs Don't know

>>34127 >"Anon, I hear an angle grinder, is your wife..." >"Yeah" >"Again?" >"Yeah. 'Headcanon' set her off this time. I spelled it right and everything." >"I'll go hide my propane tanks." >"Someone should warn that dullahan at the library, too. I'll be in the basement, Deedeeing it up. Again..." Gremlife ain't easy.

Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish

>>34135 Ice Queen summer

>>34135 Banshee lighting a candle for Ozzy

>>34135 Fairy holding an ice cream cone bigger than she is

>>34135 Your wife getting angry because you never fulfill her requests

>>34135 You finally drawing something instead of just asking for the requests.

>>34044 >>Mamonos obsess over fine human hands I could also see centaurs and legless monsters interested in men's legs.

urgent PSA: cow

I want ro travel back to japan so much, 1,5 years to wait once again.

>>34143 dont have time right now, can i cow later?

>>34143 Can I have two separate, smaller cows with the same mass?

>>34147 Yes, if you're willing to wait a while and for them to call you "Daddy."

>>34148 Hold on, that means three cows with a total mass of double the original's. I just want less cow per cow. Give me a small cow with mere F cups who thinks she'll never find a man. I'll love her anyway.

>>34149 Are you saying you don't accept your own daughters?

>Krampus has one special day every year >But anon? >He has 365 special days a year (don't ask about leap years)

>>34024 Ok, I'm posting hebis instead

>>34152 Good job, Anon! You are a good person who has a good heart.

hebis are scary...

>>34155 because you're thinking of cheating on her, right? i knew it! you're going to go out there and get snatched up by some inconsiderate WHORE! hebi will never leave your side now.

yeah they give me the hebi jeebies. i went on holiday to zipangu and this one hebi at the shrine was selling charms and she stared at me longingly and really held my hand for quite some time when exchanging money. gave me the hebi jeebies. am glad I got out of there and she won't follow me.

>>34155 They're only scary if you did something wrong. Or you thought about doing something wrong.

>>34154 Thanks and you too anon!

>>34156 I will still pretend to cheat on her to get some intense sex

>>34155 But they are good girls! There's nothing to be afraid

>>34157 Hope the charm was worth it! It might give you luck and a wife

>>34157 those shrines are just tourist traps, no matter the species that house them. they're all just elaborate speed dating locations where desperate mamos can pick up clueless gaijins.

>>34163 I wish there was a shrine like that for ushis...

>>34163 >Roadside tourist trap cow shrine in the middle of Kansas Need.

>>34162 i thought you were supposed to rub hebi scales for good luck

>>34164 It's a special cave behind a waterfall. There you shall find the sacred ushi temple, where it is said the first ushis came from. You may partake in the rituals, like making ushi buns or mooing at the moon in the natural window to the outside world in the rocks. You may also purchase ushi fuzz charms, cow rings and other trinkets to support ushi charitable work.

>>34152 zrongm zrongm zrong

>>34165 >Cowgirl-miko fusion uniforms >Hip vents and boob vents >10 gallon hats (that's about 40 liters for y'all foreign folk) >Milk talismans Fuck, why do I do this to myself? I need to learn to draw.

>can't go to shrines, they're traps >can't be in a town, they're traps >can't tour dragonia, it's a trap >can't go to the beach, it's a trap it's not safe to go anywhere... I'm just going to get a nice quiet isolated cabin in the deep woods

>>34170 >"ehehehehe~ its just too easy~"

>>34170 You have to date a monster that literally is a trap. It's so blindingly obvious that she's a trap that it would be impossible for her to catch any man if she were a trap. So, in actuality, she won't trap you. She absolutely will NOT trap you when you give her a hug. I GUARANTEE it. You can trust that smile, can't you?

>>34166 They might be a bit freaky to give you their shed snake skin for good luck >Does the shed skin of a lamia have any special effects? Like, if I carry around the skin of an Echidna as a kind of charm, would that make Echidnas like me more, or even turn me into one? Would it bring me good fortune?" >"If the Echidna's magical power has seeped deeply into the skin, then yes—it can make you more attractive to Echidnas and other lamias. In the case of women, it could even cause them to turn into an Echidna. (Though becoming an Echidna requires considerable innate potential, so it’s more common for them to become a lamia instead.)

>>34170 You're not safe anywhere you go, but the less safe you get the more safe you are.

>>34174 go to a high-risk area, maneuver yourself in such a way that there will always be competition for you. just stay clear of bicorns and you're good.

>>34175 Imagine inhaling the air that she expels through her mouth. Exquisite....

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DIeVIzEKJbg Have you ever considered the possibility of jinkos being related to holstaurs?

>>34170 you too?

>>34172 in her defense her smile is less untrustable than many smiles shown in default portraits I would put it in probably the upper 60% of the "trustworthiness of a smile assuming no prior knowledge of MGE" list

>>34172 Some say marriage is a trap, so... >>34179 >shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIeVIzEKJbg Would milk a Jinko btw.

>>34181 True, that's almost certainly the smile of a rapist. That or a brat who will make you rape her. You have a pretty good idea of what you're getting into looking at an expression like that.

>>34175 Lmao get fucked mick

>>34183 maybe she's just really friendly

>>34183 I mean I'd trust that smile to not rape me more than I'd trust a 'flayer's smile or mucus toad's smile. there's a certain friendliness to claustro's and it's only really scary because she has sharp teeth which isn't her fault her tongue is in her mouth so it's automatically less dangerous than many mamono smiles

>>34186 You're so distracted by her mouth that you aren't looking at the rest of her face. So that's how they do it...

>>34121 i havent been true to my feelings in my last go at it. i have biases and i also just kind of assumed things about some monsters and thats awfully unkind of me

>>34187 Mouths are sexy. Especially danuki mouths

>>34184 oh fuck is he here too? havent heard that name in a while

>>34175 I fuckin' told you not to post cats.

>>34183 >make you rape her i have never understood why kc still describes it as rape when it is literally the man being raped

>>34191 it shozs bqn post noz, nice

>>34172 i have a thing for leg locks, constant close contact, aphrodisiacs, and kidnapping. these girls were made for me.

>>34192 things get a little murky in the throes of passion

>>34190 Not anymore lol, it's a perma

>>34185 well, no monster girl is ACTUALLY rapey, its all just a bit. you could leave your drink with them, let them escort you home, whatever. youre safe with them.

>>34187 I mean sure she looks a little smug but she's smiling with her eyes too so it's not a fake smile and it's not like she's in the upper echelons of trustworthy smiles, 60% isn't that high. especially when a lot of the competition is like ogres, raijus, akanames, pale riders and mucus toads. she's not breaking into the mermaid or ryu tier of "a smile you can trust unconditionally" but she's not in the RED ALERT zone

Drink up! No no it's fine! I won't rape you. I promise. I mean, can't really tail pussy your penis and squeeze you dry if I got a drink in there haha. A COCKtail if you will, hahah. No no don't walk away it's fine. Eh? My spines? Oh, don't worry. Those are VENOMOUS, not POISONOUS. You can totally drink them - they add a nice sour hit to this fruit punch. C'mon... I made enough for two. I don't want to drink it all by myself... by my lonesome... please?

>>34199 this manticore can't rape me because I consent

>>34199 I would drink it to assert dominance on the manti

>>34151 What about leapyears?

>>34198 That's right, Anon, you trust that genuine rapist smile. There's a (6)0% emphasis on the zero chance you don't get raped, right? Monsters need more autists like you. >>34199 >The drink is not only completely fine but also pretty good >She still pricks you when you move in to take a sip Gets 'em every time.

>>34201 >You get drunk because coretail cocktail is way too strong >She gets even more drunk because all that alcohol gets absorbed by her tail and her mouth (pic related) >You both try your hardest to get penis inside core tail >fail as way too drunk >get faceful of mantifluff >Surprisingly comfortable >Snuggle

>>34166 If a zipangu mamono ever calls me clueless gaijin i'm going to cum right thwn and there.

>>34205 is that so?

>>34205 i like when the little animal girls call me ningen

>>34207 >sup my ningen

>>34203 there's actually a 0% chance because all I have to do is converse from a safe distance away

>>34193 What the fuck, dude. Are you OK?

>>34208 That's our word!

>>34202 The goat gets GOOFY. Not a special day for anyone.

>>34212 What if i smooch the gote?

>>34212 Goats can be like that.

>>34204 Perfect, I tamed the beast even if my head tearing itself. I'm sure that ordering her to snuggle will destroy our hangover

>>34201 but anon youre just doing what she wants and ending up on a cute date

>>34213 I'm afraid that will only make her lick you. >>34214 It was silly enough that a baph got up onto those lines, but I could believe it. She's magical and small enough for a strong monster to toss. But how on earth did krampus get up onto those lines? She's just hanging there, playing a harmonica. Goofy I tell you. Goofy.

>>34213 She will become SMUG

>>34210 Z = w Q = a

>>34214 capricious little things

>>34216 Yes but I made that choice therefore I'm doming her or something

imagine the power a satyros, baphomet and krampus trio would have. only a troll and a bridge could stop them

>>34221 it's like when anon pretends to be hypnotized by ms gazer

>>34215 beware the cuddlecore. beware the snugglecore.

>>34220 >capricious Pun intended?

>>34223 I assume that she is hypnotizing me to do the sexy times to her and then brushy-brush-brush out her tail.

>>34225 always

>>34224 thank you for the notification I have been made aware of the cuddlecore, and will go to it

>>34226 usually. sometimes it's to take out the trash or deciding on which restaurant to go to though

>>34224 I can out cuddle her even if she purrs

>>34206 Don't tell the foxes that. I don't know what would happen if it was a fox who said that.

>>34231 dont worry Anon. foxes have been known to harvest data from this site for years, they already know

>>34230 >>34228 Fools. Soft paws will squash your head. Sweet-scented chest fluff pale as cream will tickle your cheek and befuddle your nose. Deep chested purrs and chuffs and and contented exhales deafen your hearing. And when you're nothing but a pillow in her loving embrace? Bam. Her tail will constrict you like a snake, not to spike, but to squeeze. To squeeze you ever deeper into her hug, into her large and powerful but soft body. She'll squeeze all the thoughts from your head until all you think about is core. Underestimate this batcat's capacity to love at your peril.

>>34233 >Here lies Anon >He never scored

>>34205 Zipangu monster babes doing their best to speak your language but choose the words that they like the most

>>34233 Wrong, they're no fool but her. I know all those things but I spec in the best human stat, endurance. I will never let go until I'm done snuggling. The game was rigged from the start, I enjoy the snugglecore and don't want to stop

>>34233 I can handle it no, I can beat her at her own game by the time I'm done with her she'll be BEGGING for my hugs and ear scratches and massaging the part above where her tail connects to her spine. she won't be able to live without me. they'll write a human male encyclopedia entry about me and it'll be like "one minute with this type of anon fills a monstergirl's head with thoughts of nothing but cuddling for the rest of her days" "his fingertips become perfectly molded to scratch a mamono in all the right ways" "no mamono can resist his burly arms"

>>34180 This looks like a cozy existence, but the fox doesn't look like she approves being photographed

>>34238 caught out with unbrushed mofu. you know how it is

>>34232 And it's not just the foxes. Everyone in Zipangu knows. Including the embellished details and far-reaching conclusions.

>>34240 pretty sure all mamono from all over know that all anons all lose to all mofu, honestly. no exceptions

>>34209 And wear the proper safety equipment. >Anon decides to chat up a plant and arrives wearing a hazmat suit >She's going to have to talk you out of that >OH good, a challenge >Rapist smile intensifies >>34238 Without her kiseru and smug? Of course she disapproves.

I'm in a glum mood today, lads. Where can I find an archive of Rescue/Savior captions or stories with mamono?

>>34241 anon had a lot of bad matchups and is pretty weak in the current meta

>>34243 If our writefaggots would fucking tag their stories better this question would be easier to answer.

>>34235 Whenever i see a mamono with a hime cut i just think about kissing her forehead and then hiding that kiss under the hair. Yes i know that tldoesn't make any sense.

Whenever I see a mamono [...] I just think about kissing her [...] Yes I know that tldo[...] make[...]sense.

>>34249 many such cases

>>34249 This is especially problematic for fox hags.

>>34251 DO NOT EVER compliment her cooking it's for your own good

>>34252 it's polite, though. i can't breach the social mores

>>34253 its asking to be foxed is what it is.

>>34254 they'll twist any action or inaction to suit their ends anyhow no need to overthink it

im leaving my foxlets here while i go shopping. please take good care of them, would ya Anon?

Mad hatter won't be so mad when I hug her, and won't be so hatter when I knock her hat off while hugging her.

>>34257 The lewdness of this is completely off the CHARTS.

>>34257 she's got a smaller hat under her hat

>>34253 But it's really good! I'd imagine someone could marry her just to eat kitsune udon every day! I am genuinely stunned that she's managed to stay single all this time. Was I too enthusiastic? I'm blushing.

>>34258 >>34259 These posts have been HAT CHECKED as true.

it's 2025, no one wears hats anymore

>>34257 What kind of hats would you see a hatter in, besides the usual/typical top hat? Would they enjoy ball caps, berets, sun hats, or any other kind of headwear?

>>34263 An Eros hatter with one of those berets would be something else. >>34262 You're going to start seeing mad hoodies all over MinMon in a few years.

hatter in a tricorn and facemask and trenchcoat

>>34263 Some are quick to adapt to city living. Other's take the mushroom aesthetic to strange new places. This third one is both practical and stylish!

>>34262 Hats are old school. Market them right and they'll be back in fashion.

>>34267 we need mamonos if we're going to bring back hats and capes

Suddenly smells like dhampir in here.

>>34268 I think Hatters have hats handled. >>34028 Looks like Miss Chesh is working on capes...

>>34266 >Bucket Hatter that lives in a beach town, has plenty of outdoor physical activity, and loves listening to yacht rock and city pop >Drinks kombucha instead of regular tea

>>34269 I love the smell of tomboy in the morning!

>>34252 > Oh wow this is the best tofu stew I've ever ate. Surely you would make a fine wife and mother one day

>>34273 Odd, I don't recall saying the second sentence there

>>34268 no fit too outrageous -the mamano's creed, probably

>>34272 Dhampirs are smelly sweaty tomboys after running around the city all night and that makes me very aroused.

>>34267 That's right, get a sexy hatter showing off this season's style, and they'll sell like hot cakes. Besides, Eros wants you to wear a hat.

>>22339 Threadly reminder there is currently an active CYOA story in the catalog, it was update yesterday morning. The protagonist has so far encountered what looks like an Eros Catgirl and an Apsara.

I would like to see another monster wear hatter's outfit

my pure heart is being tested. they're both so perfect.

>>34280 Why not both?

>>34280 always bet on purple

>>34257 >hug mad hatter >hat falls down rabbit hole and lands on march hare >already horny she placibos herself into letting it work >get raped by two hatters many such cases

>>34281 im trying not to do any ties. i guess i could make an exception. >>34282 im going to cry

>>34280 >>34282 Yeah, have you considered what'll happen if they start coming out with purple versions of other mamono? Like purple worms? They're green worms, but purple. Or Miss Deem could make you a deal...

what would a purplehound be like?

>>34284 I don't think monster girls would mind ties, really. Everyone's a winner, then!

>>34287 Not all monster girls. You know how plumbers feel about ties.

>>34286 Do you really want a Hellshire? Cause that's how you get Hellshires.

>>34289 >Do you really want a Hellshire? ..... maybe?

>>34279 Troll would really rock it.

>>34290 Hellshire Farms does really good smoked meats!

>>34285 i genuinely believe miss flayer put a weakness to purple in my head at some point >>34286 and you've done the same thing. smug, extremely powerful hellhound who makes you feel weak just from the warmth of her flames. they burn brighter as her desire to dominate you flares up, and you just keep getting weaker and weaker, totally at her mercy. she pins you to the wall, leaving you propped up only by her knee and her holding your wrists above your head in one huge paw. the fire burns away what held you back before, incubising you just from exposure. not that itll help.

>>34293 >miss flayer put a weakness to purple in my head No, Anon. It was another, FAR MORE SINISTER mamono...

>>34294 cheshire is also really, really good, but not quite as good as apophis and flayer. im still getting one shot by them, though.

>>34280 I tied them. my heart is tainted now

>>34291 True. She's the only monster who has the ass to do hatter's pants justice.

for me it's getting a mamono to compliment MY cooking as I pamper HER and shower HER with affection see how you like THAT. get owned. absolutely obliterated

>>34298 >t. Anon destined to civilize a NEET mamono.

horc smell particles

>>34299 nah ideally she remains mostly feral

>>34301 but you're describing domestication

>>34302 nah domestication takes generations, this is just making friends with a wild mamono

>>34303 >>34298 fully agree with this. i want a monster much bigger and stronger than me who lives mostly on instinct to rape me senseless most of the time, but i also want to cook for them and cuddle with them and make them feel good about themself.

>>34305 >t. Anon with Kaiju waif and a bunch of kaiju kids

>>34287 honestly yeah good point. i feel less impure now

>>34306 i am responsible for thousands of the world's greatest threats. mb

>>34308 I can't complain, not really. My ideal world involves a LOT of these ladies running around.

how do you survive both of them at once

>>34310 I pick Hatter every time, and hide behind her for protection from the 100 demon night crew lady. I CANNOT a harem.

ms raiju's MGS1 stream ended early tonight, she was in the middle of the torture scene and something came up and she had to go

>>34312 so did she, later

>>34313 I hope she's ok, she was sounding really emotional about something and I could hear something going on in the background

Imagine a lustful and clingy loli monster gf.

>>34315 ✅ Lustful ✅ Clingy ❌ Loli I cannot join you, Anon. I have a deep, abiding need for MEATY HAGS.

>>34316 hags are great but I just need my wife to be an adult in general

>>34317 so fucking real

my heart has been torn to shreds several times over this day. i need to be held.

>>34282 can't argue with that

>>34317 For me, age-appropriate women are gonna be 40-somethings. So the whole HAGS thing is just me wanting an age-appropriate woman.

>>34310 That's the neat part.

>>34317 is this more to your liking?

>>34319 I have an easier time with the higher ranking matches, personally it's the lower rank ones I struggle with >>34323 not at all

>>34310 Survive? I would pick the Nurarihyon every time so I can get both and then some!

>>34319 Oh, man, some of those are CRAZY hard. For me: >Chesh >Shog >HEBI >Fahks But I would be happy with any of those 8. Even if I get my tongue stuck to Miss Tsurara

>>34316 The lolis can be a little meaty too, in the places where it really counts. >>34317 >I just need my wife to be an adult in general That' easily arranged, just wait until your monster gf is an adult before marrying.

>>34321 anon needs some kind of spell that reveals the age of mamano around him

>>34326 i ended up going >raiju >shog >wisp >fox almost the opposite of you. i respect your choices though, im obviously very close.

>>34324 I kind of agree, I've been really struggling between the lesser of two evils on a lot of these. The high rank ones are definitely harder though, because I really like a lot of monsters.

been thinkin about ms raiju a lot recently not sure why. she's been climbin those ranks though

>>34331 she can really weasel her way in

>>34331 she used to be my absolute favourite around 5 years ago. i did an old fic of her ages ago which i orphaned. wish i didn't. it shows my growth.

>>34332 that looks like a comfy lap pillow

>>34328 When a monster says she's under 18, always ask if she means years or centuries.

>>34335 She means aeons. She's only on her 18th cycle of the universe, and only now has she finally found an opportunity to lose her virginity.

>>34328 no need for a device, just use your eyes and talk to them for a while if they both look like an adult and don't act like a kid it's good enough

Fuck thinking. Give me a name for a guy and a Shog.

anon and iris

>>34338 Jens and Shou.

>>34338 Beck and Khal

>>34338 John Monstergirl and Goopy

>>34338 Me and Her

Only now realising how good Kelpies are too. Feels good, since theyre local folklore for me.

>>34338 Guy: Arthur Shog: Pengy

>>34338 Wilbur and Mora

>>34338 you have plenty of ideas for male names, so il just suggest that the shog starts out without a name and the guy ends up naming her Yogurt.

>>34340 Is it a reference? >>34344 Great for summer, too.

>>34348 >Is it a reference? Jens is just a generic male name, Shou is a black souls reference though.

>>34337 yeah, but it's kind of nice to have a number over their head when they're putting on airs

>>34344 Only local folklore shit round here is the Goatman, who is basically just a Baphomet. Not fun times since I don’t prefer loli.

>>34349 >Shou is a black souls reference though. I haven't played it yet and the name only makes me think of Touhou.

>>34351 Anon, there are MANY gotes. Not all are smol.

>>34352 well, its not her exact name, but i went with Shou instead, since it sounded more like an actual name.

>>34354 I won't be treating it as a reference, but I'm going with Shou cause it makes me think of a Zipangese Shoggoth and that fits what I had in mind even better.

holstaurs when they learn that some people are lactose intolerant

>>34356 >Sad_Moo.wav

>>34356 >anon with a 4x weakness to milk oh no~

>>34316 Lolis are just body types. Just get a lolibaba.

>>34319 Cheshire, not a question Pyrow, not a question Hebi, mostly because Wisp is far too clingy outside of sex. Tsurara-onna, hard choice, but I just find her more interesting overall.

>>34360 >mostly because Wisp is far too clingy outside of sex And hebi is not?

>>34361 Just get on miss Hebi's good side and she'll let you go. She's quite gentle, you know. As long as you promise her.

>>34358 It's not the sexy kind of weakness though, it's the kind where anon has to buy new underwear, pants, take a full shower, and the janitor has to disinfect the floor and throw out the mop head used to clean the mess. If anything, Miss Holstaur would be somewhat traumatized and guilt ridden about what happened to poor anon due to the force feeding.

>>34363 Imagine a Holstaur alchemist figuring out a way to cure lactose intolerance

mamono cats don't even have access to toxoplasmosis yet imagine the power cheshires will have when they can reverse-engineer it from earth cats

>>34365 I like to imagine it as a catgirl Pale Rider.

>>34363 nah, they bypass shitty allergies and make them into sexy ones. no reason lactose would be any different

>>34366 >the white cat pale rider travels across the land spreading toxoplasmosis wherever she goes >infected men have their brain chemistry permanently altered >simply seeing a catgirl causes their brain to release feel-good chemicals and become overwhelmed with an overwhelming desire to sniff and fluff feline mamono >Foxco LLC has a price on her head for threatening their mofu mind control monopoly

>>34356 The 2 legged moo milk has manactate instead of lactate, you're good

FACT: your destined mamono wife can see the posts you make about her, and seeing your longing for her causes her emotions to swell, generating a surge of mana that fuels the hastening of portals, so you should make posts about her more often tell me about the peaceful days of your married life

>>34369 The enzyme responsible for breaking down that sugar would be called manase. Heheheh.

>>34371 Nah bro that mana is first used to pull their husbands first via isekai. It's more mana efficient anyway.

>>34371 0645- Alarm goes off, wake up next to learncow cow wife. Enjoy learncow softness and warmth 0700- Wife drags me off of her and out of bed, 0730- sparring with learncow wife (I'll win eventually,but not before that gi stops making her tits look great) 0815- showers, breakfast, final prep 0930- Open the temple. Sensei does out wisdom and medicinal herbs for the locals. I... help (I'm getting more helpful by the day) 1530- Close the temple. Clean up and reset for tomorrow 1700- shopping, herb gathering, dinner prep (minor date potential) 1830- Dinner, dinner cleanup 1900- Furious release of the pent up sexual energy stored throughout the day ???- Study and talk of scholastic things while I'm sage time and my wife's IQ has been lowered to a level that ironically makes it easier to explain things in a way I understand ???- nightcap or a small hit of an appropriate fantasy drug Bedtime sleep with cow titty as a pillow It's a simple life, but fulfilling.

>>34374 that's the stuff

>>34365 Now imagine if they have access to cat allergies, but instead of the nasty kind where you are literally dying, you get really dopey and horny. You might still sneeze though.

>>34376 himbofication is almost certainly some mamono's fetish

Random thought, but would a Satyros respect Anon's choice to not drink booze anymore for serious health reasons, even if she's really into him?

>>34378 pretty sure her mamono mana would allow him to the health to drink to his heart's content without concern

>>34374 Wait, how did I forget to schedule milking? I'm ashamed. Slot that in before sparring and during teacher sex.

>>34378 It'll be fine because mamono magic, but you might get drunk easily so miss Satyros would have to take good care of you every time while you're out cold after she invites you to a drink. So, everyday, basically.

>>34379 How long would that take though? I could understand if it's an overnight thing, but what if it takes like a year or two, or even more, before Anon incubizes? Can Stayros-chan hold out that long?

>>34382 IIRC their booze is already some magical stuff that doesn't cause hangovers. Ya boi Bacchus would hook her up.

>>34382 I don't think it'd take that long just for something like that if they've been together already for any real length of time he's certainly going to be fine if it's some kind of first date where he mentions he used to be a heavy drinker but sadly cannot anymore she'd absolutely do everything in her power to enable him again as soon as possible, and there's enough general healing magic around she'd find a way to work something out for him. probably even if she wasn't romantically interested in him honestly, just as one drinkbro to another. losing the capacity to drink is a brutal thing to see happen

>>34384 It's more like she causes the drunkeness to feel pleasant. So you'd wake up feeling refreshed instead of the shit you get from a hangover.

>>34386 >The “Satyros wine" that they make is one of the most high quality wines; like the sound of their flute, it doesn't ever cause a hangover, and it always brings about a pleasant intoxication. straight outta the profile but yeah the liver fix comes from general magic, I wouldn't worry about it wouldn't mind that myself, my liver's decently abused

>>34387 Yeah that's the part I was reading, so I'd imagine you'd just feel relaxed and refreshed.

>>34385 >Meet a Satyros through work >You two hit it off through some shared hobbies, and she wants to go on a date >End up meeting later for mini golf, and you have a few fun games >She asks if you want to go to the bar afterwards, but you decline, opting for a diner instead >She notices your discomfort, but doesn't push the issue >Over your meal you explain you used to be a big party drinker when you were younger >You show off the scar when they had to replace your liver a few years ago with a hunk of your cousin's healthy one, and that recovery went well but was still a bitch and a half >You mention wistfully that while you don’t really miss the drunk feeling, you miss the taste of your favorite drink and the social aspect of drinking >You see a melancholy look cross her face, that's suddenly replaced with one of fierce determination >She slaps both her hands on the table <"I'm gonna fix it."

>>34359 I mean, I could see that. Maybe a cute gote girl. Or an IMP.

>>34368 >Would.gif

>>34390 for me it IS the drunk and the taste I want to crush a couple boxes of dragon's milk alone (together) in my room with a satyros, badly whispersinging 50 year old songs and playing vidya until the sun comes up on a tuesday

>>34391 >IMP Imagine, the eternally youthful 3000 year old Arch Imp who still speaks like a kid just because she always feels young. She sometimes says wise things like a hag but when you ask her how did she know about that, she just says: <I made it up LOL

>>34371 Sure, why not? >Cheshire wife can't sleep without you >Always watching you if you happen to stay up later than her >Saucer-like purple eyes in the corners of your vision >Slip into bed >"Nya." >That means she forgives you, but you need to cuddle her to show you're sorry. >You do that for a little bit, and soon she is a purry, sleepy kitty. >Fall asleep in each other's arms >Wake up to her staring at you wide-eyed >Licks your face, then nips your nose >Then she licks your nose and cuddles into your neck >Falls asleep again, drooling on you

>>34371 >Wake up to a falling sensation. >Panic. >Wife grabs you. >"You're safe! You're safe!" >Your Ushi wife can't sleep worth a damn in a bed--she needs a web. >YOU can sleep just fine in either. >But waking up in a web always-always-always means waking up while thinking you're about to fall to your death. >So... you're trying to get used to it. >On the bright side, it does mean a lot of aggressive cuddling every morning, which you quite like. >"You know what that panic does to me, Anon." >Oh, right, you always forget about that. >She's a natural born predator and you're squirming in her web. >oh no~.jpeg

>>34371 I want to answer this. But I can't. I fantasize about a lot of mamono - I find something to love about them all. But whenever I try to think of how life would be with one, an ugly question rears its head and won't let me go. "Why would anyone love YOU, you witless scum? You're lucky enough that you have family and a couple of good friends. Don't push your luck asking for romance too. You're not worthy of that, and no one gives two shits that it's because of details you were born with, like your height or your ugly face. Even the mamono would be turned off by you. You will never find love. " I am not having a good time with this one bros. Why would a mamono love me, indeed.

>>34398 There are monsters out there into bad boys like you, don't worry about it. She can fix you.

>>34398 get bogey'd

There's a secret to getting a hot wife. PIT TRAPS

>>34371 im going to start a homestead, build a hostel for travelers on the road. theres going to be a farm for cooking and alchemical ingredients. hunts wil be made and meat converted to roasts, jerky, and rations. im gong to try my hand a making liqueurs or mead

>>34402 >mead No, Anon! You will attract BEE HAGS. Do you want that? Do you want THICC, DRUNKEN HAG BEES WITH ENORMOUS HAG DOUBLE DS AND THIGHS THAT CAN CRUSH A BOWLING BALL?

>>34403 well I mean he's married at that point so it's not like they're his problem

>>34403 The valkyries the mead also attracts will protect him. Mostly.

>>34404 Maybe he wants a harem

>>34403 I'm already writing a story about bees and honeymead...

>34398 If you can, you should nip this sadsack shit in the bud right now, mod. Like I mentioned in a previous thread, it's the same MO as a problem poster on smug.

>>34406 i have a harem; im not against bees, but i think im more of a wasp guy, among other things

>>34371 >>34408 Sometimes a man's just depressed, anon

>>34408 Why are you letting problem posters live rent free in your head dude. Talk about your wife instead.

>>34089 Shoggoth is the least funky out of all abyssals because you're still you, just slightly better because nanomachines Shoggoth remakes all your cells out of herself so if you get stabbed she can just harmlessly yoink the stabbed parts to the 4th dimension and your body keeps working same as it ever was, and if there's infections or bacteria she's maid enough to clean it all up.

>>34412 Imagine a pale rider trying to start a harem with a shog's man. Do you think working overtime as his immune system would make her tense? Maybe a bit more... off than usual?

Can someone update me on the lore for polygamy by MGE rules? I know it's possible but it needs some special rituals or permissions or something

>>34413 You see, your immune system attacks foreign contaminants because it doesn't recognize them. Your wives will get to know each other better and eventually, they'll learn to team up.

here's that wisp-wight looking girl from the gaira cover again now with fewer watermarks

>>34414 There's not really some special permission for a guy to get a harem. Sometimes it's because you're married to a harem mamono, like a Bicorn or Nurarihyon, or sometimes its because multiple mamono like the same guy so they form a harem around him.

>>34414 it'll usually cap out at 5 or 6 wives barring unusual circumstance

>>34418 Can you not get a harem of 200+ monsters (One from every species)? I guess technically some would be impossible to maintain such as Unicorn (they'll just turn into a Bicorn).

>>34419 i think the current record holder is that saint with the 72 houris

>>34419 NTA but you would have to be an "extraordinary" person. To be honest, the limit thing is only really been applied to Bicorns, Devil Bug has a line of "where there's one there's thirty", and the Nurarihyon has the "Night Parade of 100 Demons". Who knows if those are exaggerations or not, but I think with the fated lover thing, if you really want a harem consisting of every type of mamono, I don't see why you wouldn't get it.

>>34413 >>34417 No but like, how does it work with the whole soul-bonding thing that goes on in a mamono marriage. Like once you make love to a mamono you're forever bonded and touching someone else of the opposite gender in a sexual way actually negatively affects you. So how do harems work around this

>>34421 Alright anon what's the lore with you saying "NTA" like this is a reddit thread

>>34423 NTA, are you cheshiring or are you serious?

>>34423 >NTA >Not That Anon >Reddit Huh?

>>34422 The other mamono is your soul mate too I guess? There's not really any concrete rules, but the RPG demo that allows you to fuck at least two different mamono without consequences, and there's the Lescatie guy with a harem of 9 without being married to a bicorn or a mamono like that so who the fuck knows the specific rules of harems.

>>34422 >Like once you make love to a mamono you're forever bonded and touching someone else of the opposite gender in a sexual way actually negatively affects you This isn't remotely how it works. Having sex doesn't immediately bind you to a mamono, nor do you explode if you touch another one. It's just mostly common sense anon. If you want a harem, you have to tell her that explicitely. She might agree or not. Simple.

>>34421 >>34427 All this time I operated on the idea that there was a mystical bond that kept a mamono and her man together. This was also part of the appeal for me -absolute certainty I wouldn't be cheated on.

>>34425 Look I'm kinda new to chan boards I get my lingo mixed up

>>34427 If you touch the TNT golem she will explode though

for me it's werewolf monogamy

>>34429 Lurk moar rather than being snarky next time bro

>>34428 >ated on the idea that there was a mystical bond that kept a mamono and her man together. There is. It's called love. It's just that love doesn't stem from just having sex.

>>34428 They just love you that much, that's the bond. Nothing magical per se.

>>34428 They can't. Do you think the your wife is the center of the harem? No, they aren't, its you.

>>34398 Wait, I'm not the only one thinking that? Thanks I feel less alone but I hope that you can find a way to crush that though

>>34430 tnt is not nitroglycerin unstable

>>34437 Wow Mamonocraft lied to me

>>34434 I'm pretty sure there is a magical bond between a husband and wife, I mean at least soul wise. I would have to check the wiki again but I thought the lore was that once a mamono has sex with a man his soul is "stained" with her essence and now they are bonded together in the sense that once they both die, they will reincarnate and still end up being together in their new lives.

>>34439 The only part I remember was that there's a necromancy ritual which had something like that. But I think that's technically optional? Maybe lorefags can elaborate more?

>>34439 There is. Mamono mana from a monstergirl will change you into an incubus, and if she wants you, it will claim you as hers. However the whole soul thing is "Soul Marriage". It's in the Sabbath Grimoire book.

>>34437 Ah, but you see, she explodes with the power of LOVE

And i'm going to explode with the power to tell you to RTS

>>34440 >>34441 Okay, so I found where I read the bit about soul bonding. It's on Monster Girl Redux, The wiki links it so I'm guessing this is a good source of info even if the source just says "Personal communication with KC". Sorry if I'm being too retarded about this, but I was so confident I saw it before.

>>34443 Real-time-strategy?

>>34425 >>34439 Yeah this is the lore I remember reading

>>34445 Not contradicting what i said. We were talking about harems, and the soul stain happens when she marries you, although here it's probably meant more as in common marriage, not mecessarily related to any legal process, rather a declaration of love. You can have more than one mamono soul stain you if that's their intention(It's also in the QnAs.)

>>34446 sorry ms anubis I'm too stupid for those but I can try to nade cultist rush you in DoW1 or ghoulbox you in WC3 if it would make you happy

>>34450 She will slut rape you in Praetorians, it's an Egyptian faction strat

Seggg on the beach with the pirakot's crew

>>34356 ill just tolerate it. for her.

A menace

Are you really in love if your soul isn't stained every color of the rainbow?

>>34457 t. Bicorn.

>>34457 Sorry, not into alps.

>>34451 Egyptian Anubis lusting after Roman infantry, a tail as old as time

>>34456 >literal walking onahole

>>34460 She's less reading it and more showing them to you like a crazed gooner.

>>34459 >he doesn't like brojobs don't hate on a homie just cause (s)he's beautiful

>>34371 >cooking stretchy anime meat for my big cuddlehound wife and watching her devour the whole thing in a couple of bites (the big toothy grin afterwards is the best part) >watching her do her daily training routine of impossible physical feats and over-the-top combat drills because she's "sworn to be my guardian" (I know it's mostly just showing off, but it still works on me) >sitting on her lap with her big fluffy paws wrapped around me as she watches me do my nerdy human stuff (she doesn't really understand any of it, but she loves listening to me either way)

>>34398 The government, funded by the Eros Church, makes you share your room with a mamono because the mamonos need sexual sustenance and there's a new govt program for that and yadda yadda. Over time you two develop a natural bond, she finds something she likes about you, maybe more than one thing, who knows, mamono tastes are different than ours. Maybe she's one of those "I can fix him" types, maybe she's also a failure like you so you can commiserate together and uplift each other. But even complete nobodies can get a happy ending.

>>34398 i used to be like this and in many ways i still am, but cognative behavioural therapy really helped me with this and i highly reccomend it. you have to put a bit of effort in, but its so worth it. it helps you stop the (wrong) thought processes you frequently use and helps you make healthier ones.

>>34467 >cognative behavioural therapy CBT

>>34371 >204 miles underground >wake up in squid form >stare up at her in hazy bliss, still being aggressively milked for the entire night >getting a handjob, paizuri, blowjob, thighjob, all at the same time, while still having sex >shes just smiling the whole time, utterly satisfied, gorging herself on my unending ecstacy >she slows down, and lets me revert back to my human form for a few hours of cuddling >neither of us have eaten food in decades, shes just had my pleasure and seed, and i've just had her milk and energy >havent used human words in just as long, other than our mutual mumblings of 'i love you'

>>34371 >>34470 same anon again. i think id end up with a harem given how indecisive i am and how it seems a lot of monsters dont mind sharing. unfortunately, flayers, gaunts, and wisps are among my favourites and i dont think they'd like sharing

>>34469 I was very close to specifying that its not a cock and ball torture joke but i thought it might take away from my genuine suggestion that the guy goes to therapy. it really helped me and it breaks my heart seeing someone else like me. its no way to live. but yes, dark elf endless overstimulation drug enhanced evermilking cbt.

>>34471 Flayers and gaunts can share, you'll apparently just get transformed into a hybrid of a squid and black sludge thing. Wisps... yeah, might be difficult.

>>34371 >Alarm rings at 6 >Wake up and clean up >read the latest issue of Sabbath Journal while enjoying breakfast >Report to the lab with my lich >We have a lot of work to do today >lunchtime >lich wife orders me to eat >Evening >getting tired, could use a coffee >meet up with lich waifu for a break >engage in some "scientific discourse" with her in the break room >night time >no rest for the weary >a month of prepwork and progress comes to a head today >everything is set >all the mana circuits are set >fire it up >its working! >It worked! >we'll need to compile all the data from the experiment >and it was messy so it needs more polishing >but holy shit it worked! >celebrate the success with lich waifu >can tell she's excited and happy, she's making more kuudere lich noises and bouncing so energetically >go to sleep at like 4AM >Alarm.rings at 6 >damn, no rest for the weary indeed >maybe I should become an undead too >after the thesis resentation though

>>34467 Which country?

>>34475 im in scotland

>>34469 CBT Cock&Ball-Torture? I guess some Mamonos might be into it if you ask nicely.

>>34472 >>34478 Doc Flayer does C&B Therapy, it's a bit of a combination of both.

>>34478 The best part about mamono mana is that it actively protects you from harm. So, imagine, all that torture but with no fear of it ever being permanent. It's still going to hurt though.

>>34416 What a beautiful **2*28 year old spooky ghost.

>>34481 holdable hands

>>34467 > cognative behavioural therapy Sounds spooky, I don't want to take meds

>>34481 What kind of sound is .....(heart emoji)

>>34486 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVBQQ_O43M

>>34487 That's a bit of a long sound.

>23 hours ago >400 posts already

>>34484 no meds needed, its all just unlearning bad thinking patterns. for me it was mostly for anxiety and being conviced everyone didnt like me. first session was just talking about my life and going over some insecurities. its all done at your own pace. i would also like to say that the self flagilating, open self hate, and discussing it basically unprompted is itself a reason people would stay away from you

>>34491 But what if the voice in my head are telling me that nobody likes me except her and that i should always trust white snakes?

>>34493 i was refering to actual real life therapy not mge fucktherapy but you should be afraid

>>34495 I know, just joking around to make things a bit lighter. >but you should be afraid Why?

>>34490 Is it a bad thing? >>34491 I was not the og poster. I will look into it in my country but it sounds dangerous if done with a bad therapist. I already apply the second part. Thanks anon for you answers >>34493 Replace white snake with purple cat and I would be ok with that deal. She can live in my head rent free.

>>34497 As fun as it sounds, i don't want to have a 24 hour uninterrupted broadcast of chesh twerking compilations streamed into my brain.

>>34498 It's small price to pay to have someone to speak with at anytime, being protected from other mamonos and being able to summon her when I get powerful enough

Imagine, your current life, being streamed in your wife's mind. She can choose to close the stream and reopen it at any time but you don't know when. She's still trying to summon you over, watching the streams will help her gather more mana, especially the more you try to show your love for her. How would you react, knowing this? Anything you'd do differently? Do you feel more confident?

>>34501 I will only masturbate on my top 3 mamonos; everything else doesn't change.

>>34501 I guess i'd write more fics about her and try to jerk off more. Since she'd (probably, idk, im not sure who my favourite is) be a mindflayer i guess id clean my ears very provocitively

>>34501 Feels a bit strange, knowing someone you haven't met could be possibly watching you at every moment. I don't think she'd be judgemental, but at the same time it'd be strange to say that i'd feel more confident. What i can say is that it would take away much of the loneliness. Having someone with whom to share those little moments of happiness is valuable. I'd probably speak to her when nobody is watching, reassuring her that we will be together eventually and that i'm thinking of her. It would encourage me to exercise more regularly and generally take better care in my appearance, because i'd know that there is someone out there that is enjoying watching me do those things.

>>34506 >Feels a bit strange, knowing someone you haven't met could be possibly watching you at every moment. It's just like real life, except for the part where it's a cute girl.

>>34507 >It's just like real life What did he mean by this?

>>34508 pqrqnoiq

>>34510 Nice

>>34504 >>34505 I should've known the first few answers was going to be masturbation lol

>>34513 Well obviously.

>>34170 You are not safe in Winterstown either

>>34513 Well, everything else is quite boring for most anons: work, eat, sleep, repeat

>>34516 And we are on an anonymous board. People here don't like sharing specific details about their life.

no no, tell me about yourself anon. we're all ears down at the hot chocolate and gossip lodge.

>>34517 I would think more people are willing to share since you're just an anon who normally can't be identified (as long as you don't dox yourself). That's why have greentexts after all.

>>34518 >>34519 It's a message board for monstergirls, not a blogpost.

>>34520 It doesn't have to be a blogpost, use your imagination!

>>34424 >NTA, are you cheshiring or are you serious? I just want everyone here to know that if I could force you all to become Alp Cheshires I would not hesitate for even a split second. You would all become CHESHIRES. ALP. CHESHIRES.

>>34477 Oh, question for you, then? Why do the British make you all named Scott?

>>34511 Gonna dive into that fluff like Scrooge McDuck in his vault.

>>34524 Be careful anon, there is such a thing as mofu overload.

>>34525 Jealous, scaled claws typed this post between bitter envious tears.

>>34524 >like Scrooge McDuck in his vault. This but with my creeping coin wife for an authentic recreation

>>34523 the names pretty cool you have to admit

im so on the fence about night gaunts vs mindflayers. theyre both REALLY good. i know the question will come up eventually and im not ready. ive liked flayers for longer, but i only didnt like gaunts before because of a misconception. woe is me.

>>34529 Groping a thicc nightgaunt vs tentaclefucking a flayer is more or less equal, so i'd look at their other attributes like disposition.

>>34525 I don't believe in such non sense >>34524 Basado, here, more fluff

>>34528 You know how when you're a kid, there's always that one classmate who tells the teacher about EVERY LITTLE THING that happened? That annoying little jerk always getting everyone else in trouble? In my case, his name was Scott. So, no, I don't have to admit that. Scott was a menace.

>go to a restaurant in Wonderland >try to order a toad in the hole >get dragged off and thrown into a pit that has a mucus toad in it

>>34530 the thing is, im pretty submissive and still wanna be with both, so a flayer would be better. i do think there is a way a gaunt could be more dominant, though.

>>34533 Wonderland keeps getting better and better, despite the accents

>>34533 >Next Anon eagerly orders a "Cat in the hole" >Tossed headfirst into the Sith pit >Ooops! All Cu Siths.

>>34536 I ordered an Ace in the hole and now I'm surrounded by Trumparts

>>34537 Well, looks like you're in for a good time, then... assuming you PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT!

>>34538 I know I going to lose and gambling's for fools but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever

>>34533 why is english cuisine so cursed?

anon at the mercy of the two cruelest monsters

>>34540 ww2

>>34540 the phantoms of the german planes are still over london

>>34544 I'm now imagining phantoms flying around Wonderland wearing plane costumes

>>34545 They'd be better suited for the aerial theatrics of The Red Baroness