>>38579 There's no "their culture" to it, it naturally ends up happening because thick monster lolis are sexy and men are horny.

>>38583 "quit buggin' me"

blind bug tapping their antenna on you

>>38587 bruh, what do you think the dances were

>>38590 What could they possibly discern from a few antenna taps?

>>38590 CUTE >>38592 That you are CUTE

>>38591 ... That was flirting? Oh, god. Oh, GOD. I'm an idiot.

>>38579 I want to hotdog

>>38595 Me too, brother. Me too.

>>38596 I was just thinking a goodass hotdog would be sick as hell

>>38565 >humming a hearbreak song >while.in the fast food aisle Even the cashiers will look at you weird

>>38597 I should make some chilli dogs >>38598 Hey man, some people just have that kind of mood sometimes.

If I wageslave in a office for my whole life, can I still become a knight/paladin when the portal opens or I already missed out?

>>38602 nah, you just become a quartermaster

>>38603 >Quartermaster Anon making all the danukis seethe by providing effective adventuring gear at affordable rates

>>38603 Damn, not very exciting, crushing numbers and sending mail is boring but at least it would be useful and I would meet some peoples.

>>38602 Only if you become a paladin of Eros, resolving marital disputes with liberal usage of Zone of Truth.

>>38602 I'm going to become a knight (or at least a warrior) because all I do is work out, shovel concrete, and be a fucking nerd in real life I've never been in an office in my entire life

>>38598 But are they going to do something about it or...?

>>38606 I didn't intend to pledge my allegiance to any other god anyway >>38607 I start working recently, mostly because of the talks about becoming better for when the portal opens. I'm still weak but I hope that once the work payout, I could princess carry my mamono. You sound like you could crush rocks with your hands, are you a wurm enjoyer?

>>38609 I enjoy wurms, they're cute idiots but I am werewolf guy werewoofs and raiju and fighty idiots in general crushing rocks with your bare hands isn't real but it is an ideal all you gotta do to get stronger is do stuff. being super weak is honestly the most fun part of working out because you get the most and most immediate gains

>>38609 >I didn't intend to pledge my allegiance to any other god anyway I'm pledging myself to Mara. It's like worshipping Eros and Ares at the same time.

>>38610 Oh that's check out, handling little werewolves will be the hardest, now I'm picturing a conan-like figure bringing his daughters to school

>>38611 >It's like worshipping Eros and Ares at the same time. Mara is just the Goddess of Sexual Love. Don't know what she has to do with Ares. There's not that much about her in the wiki other than that and that she lost the powerstruggle against Eros, and that she's obsessed with giant penises.

>>38612 that is the dream but I am not there (yet) god I want a dozen uncontrollable werewolf daughters to try to wrangle with my wife so bad

>>38613 Threadcanon at least paints her as pink Doomguy.

>>38615 >Threadcanon That has to be extremely old, because she barely gets mentioned here.

>>38614 Would you live in the wood or in a farm on the country side or in a city?

>>38618 I am a city hater, I wouldn't move into one unless pressed my absolute dream is retiring from a life of fruitful, exciting adventure, shared with the mamonowife, with a loss here and there, culminating in opening a roadside tavern with the wife and having the daughters work there to eventually hook up with (non-shit) adventurers to live the same kind of life I want to grill meat and serve beer and share stories in a quiet part of the countryside, with way too many kids and a wife who'll still wrassle with me and throw out disorderlies when I'm busy with the grill

>>38610 >I enjoy wurms, they're cute idiots I want every propagator of the "wurms = idiots" thread meme to end up being faced with actual canon wurm

>>38619 Sounds extremely good

>>38620 one example of a wurm interviewed in brief by an unreliable narrator in a setting shown by MGERPG to be a lot less grisly than portrayed, with most of the girls (thus far) being huge dorks, and also in most supplemental material eg dragonia travel guide to also generally fly in the face of what the scholar says about individual species you do you, rapemachine enjoyer

>>38620 They are known for not being the brightest bunch.

>>38623 >wurm interviewed in brief by an unreliable narrator in a setting shown by MGERPG Wurm mentioned in MGERPG? When does this happen?

>>38625 the setting is what it shown by MGERPG's available demo not sure if you're deliberately reading in bad faith or not but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now

>>38626 NTAm but "wurm interviewed in brief by an unreliable narrator in a setting shown by MGERPG" sounds so ESL that i also had trouble understanding what you meant. What exactly does that mean?

>>38626 I was asking specifically where do you read about Wurm in the MGERPG demo because I don't remember seeing that in the game and it sounded like you said there was something about her in it.

>>38627 I certainly get lazy with my english because it's all I'm familiar with "a wurm, interviewed in brief, by an unreliable narrator in a setting shown by MGERPG" the setting is what's shown by the game, and the setting is also where the wurm originates from. I could have worded it better "you're going off one example of a wurm interviewed in brief by an unreliable narrator. the setting, as shown by MGERPG, is a lot less etc" but my language tone is overwhelmingly casual/conversational which doesn't often translate through text because my enunciation isn't there to separate or join ideas, and I'm also not 100% sober

>>38628 she is unfortunately not there, but one can extrapolate from the characters that ARE present that the encyclopedia entries aren't necessarily accurate to a mamono species' overall character because they're all individualized there's also some dragonia shit about wurms saving people and one of them being an emotional dork about it, which is not even remotely present in the encyclopedia entry for the record I'm also not saying MGERPG is the only canon, just that the writings of the wandering scholar are pretty obviously not to be taken as gospel, which acts in direct service to the entire setting being writefag fodder and granting the right to take liberties (within reason), and given that it's a meme at all, dumwurms seems widely agreeable it WOULD be nice if there was a wurm in MGERPG though. maybe by 2028 we'll have an updated demo that includes one

>>38629 Yeah, that first sentence doesn't resemble at all the second in terms of meaning. Now i get what you mean.

ESL mamono? >Help, I'm being raped by someone I can barely understand!

>>38632 every zipangu-nese mamono objectively and canonically has exaggerated engrish accents

>>38632 >shirohebistealingyourshirt.png

>>38633 >Gaijin-san go with me >you rike sucky-sucky, yes?

>>38635 NO. I will not be foxed I could be zapped though

>>38632 Learn some phrases in her language to ease her in. For example, it's summer, so a Kiki will gladly serve you some homemade ice cream if you ask her nicely.

>>38637 >kiki, zrób mi loda Yes, this will work

>>38632 >Nytten myö poeka kuule nussitaan!

>>38638 if someone told me to zrob their loda I would immediately assume they're asking me to suck their dick and would take offense to it you may want to be careful with that around mamono

>>38640 thatsthejoke.jpg