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/mge/ - Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread #23 Anonymous 08/02/2025 (Sat) 17:57:51 No. 36325
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>>36325 This isn't a boog thread at all!
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Fine. A boog thread.
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>>36326 Sounds like you could use a drink.
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>>36323 Why would I stop her? >>36326 >boog >bóg Close enough.
you have made a grave mistake, the bugs will have their revenge in due time.
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>Don't worry, Darling, we'll take care of those scary bug ladies for you <Heh, yeah. We'll take reeeeeeeeeeeeal good care of you. >You just promise to stick close and take deep breaths <...idiot.
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>>36331 ...you leave me no choice, release the greenworm!
>>36332 The true green power ranger.
>>36331 the bugs also fear the bapper all mamono do even the lims and especially the 'cores
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>>36326 A what thread?
>>36335 Miss Haku is a seething Language Prescriptivist and that's why she's a sad single loner mamono in her 50s!
>>36335 b̸̡̡̢̧̧̧̨̧̨̡̹̟͉̞̱͇͖͎̣̞̺̰͖̦͔̙̞̯͍̝̩͎̫͇̭̟̲̟̘̠̦̐̉͋͂̈̋̐̉̑̉̐͐́̐̾̾̌͗̿̇̉́̃͆̉͐̌̎̾̄̕͜ͅǫ̷͍͇̘̙̭̺̜̭̭̭͍̪̱̮̪̙̠̰͚͇̇̎̓͂̀̓̀͆͒͛̑̓͛̈̈́̈̀̎̓̉̂͒̄͋͐̽͊͊̒̀͌͆̚̕̕ǫ̴̡̧̢̛̗̲̳͉̙̦̲̤̗̳̪̤̣͚̺͖͓̭̺̤̝̖̹̲̮̭̺̭͙̪͇̤̫̩͈̘̍͋̏̓̐̆͌̏̑̏̔̽̑̋̊͛̈́̇͛̀̿͜͝͝͠g̴̨̢̨̭̙̣͓͖͍̟̬͎̺̤̰͇̤̤̰͙͈̼̤̗̺̣̺̭̥̞͎͔͋̎̑͗͜͜͜͜͝
>>36336 shes 50? damn, i thought she was 70 at least.
>>36335 I want to plap Sensei so hard she goes retarded for a bit, then watch a dumb movie while my vapid learncow wife sits in my lap.
>>36338 >>36336 She's aged beef.
>Bloody swarm again. Pass me the cluster grenades.
>>36340 I've had aged beef, and it is DELICIOUS. IN CASE ANYONE HAPPENS TO BE LISTENING.
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anon likes them long and leggy
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>>36339 you're underestimating the power and stamina of cows Anon. a foolish but all too common blunder.
>>36344 There's a lesson I'd like to learn.
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Bugs? It's an intended feature.
>>36343 Imagine waking up to the sound of a thousand legs bringing you breakfast in bed.
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>>36343 Well, obviously--Oomukade are good girls!
>>36348 That'd be a millipede girl.
2 cute antennae >>>>> 100 cute legs
>>36350 many daughters
>>36350 I was obviously reffering to having a harem of 10 Oomu wives.
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>>36351 But Oomukade DO have 2 cute antennae.
>>36350 Imagine the leg lock.
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>>36355 hence why she is perfect.
are bugs the dorkiest family of mamono?
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>>36358 not even close
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>>36319 Who needs a milking device when you have human hands
>>36360 It cannot be safe to milk a core.
>>36360 QUIET!
>>36361 'cores completely lack the capacity to be dangerous, actually. one of the most harmless mamono
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>>36360 every day there are monsters in need of milking with no human to assist them it's very sad
>>36364 Yeah, well, I'm in need of milking too, and they ain't doing shit for me.
>>36361 That's the best part.
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>>36360 >Need to humiliate anon for his antics (putting things on the high shelf where I can't reach) >Brilliant plan forming... >1. Steal sabbath megamorph secrets and scientise them >2. Use superior science (magic SUCKS) to give myself gigantic tits >3. Anon will need to milk me >4. ? >5. Win. >Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.
>>36365 in that case you need a fox.
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Who needs milk when you have the sweet, muscle soothing venom of an Oomukade? Better than tea.
>>36368 Ugh, nevermind, then.
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>>36369 I beg your pardon?
>>36368 >>36364 I am going to prank busty monsters by playing recordings of babies crying. Only the actual cows are ever prepared for this.
I want a pixie to shrink me and airdrop me into an unaware cow's (or core's) cleavage
>>36372 you are going to get forcefed and smothered, you know
>>36374 They'll have to catch me first. My superior weight distribution and lack of audible sloshing noise when I walk are sure to grant me victory.
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>>36374 if you can't do the time don't do the crime
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>>36375 >"They'll have to catch me fir-"
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>>36362 >>36361 The milker getting milked is a recurring theme.
>>36377 those nipples are shamefully small for breasts that large but anon IS a fool for thinking he can run from the winged deems
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>>36375 >I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>36380 WURM DETECTED! PLEASE EXIT ALL BUILDINGS AND DOMICILES IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. THE ONLY SAFE PLACE TO STAND IS IN OPEN SPACES WITHOUT OVERHANGING ROOFS, TREES, OR OTHER POTENTIAL FALLING OBJECTS OR LAND-BASED OBJECTS THAT COULD BECOME PROJECTILES. WITH WURMS, ALL LAND-BASED OBJECTS CAN BECOME PROJECTILES.
>>36381 they put some flakes of demonsilver in the wallpaper so it's okay
>>36373 But anon, you will surely drown in tit meat!
mamono that pets your head back when you pet hers
>>36384 Miss Anubis--she doesn't know how else to respond.
>>36379 Nothing with tits like that is flying, I'll be fine. >>36380 Now THIS is a threat. You'd think having to haul monster bazongas through a tunnel would slow her down, but wurm strength. Would she be able to hear my shenanigans from underground though? >>36384 Hellhound. I bet they're amazing for 69, too.
>>36387 >Would she be able to hear my shenanigans from underground though? Yes. If Miss Wurm is underground, she is connected to all things.
how is the online gaming landscape affected by ms gremlin's invention that links the internet and the mamonet together? which mamono species is famous for having the most Gamer Moments and gets stigmatized for comical ragequits? does the average level of competition go up or down? do people stop playing male human in MMOs to avoid being harassed? do WE become the new "yeah I'm a Guy In Real Life?" what is their meme culture like? do mamono invert the "CRAZY GUY W/ 8-INCHER LF GF in the middle of lumbridge" behavior? do automatons get captcha banned web-wide for being exclusionary?
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If a core gave you a nursing _job, would it be a pawjob or tailpussy? Note, for legal reasons I am required to disclosed that your responses will be considered in monster-human strategy planning, and we will take VERY good care to use your personal data. I am not a manticore, just a monster friendly human, by the way.
>>36391 It'd have to be a pawjob, right? There wouldn't be anything unique about having her tail on your dick and her nipples in your mouth, with tailpussy that would be a common occurrence.
>>36391 greetings fellow human, I hope you're having a lovely day for me I'd have to say that the nursing handjob position is hot specifically because of hand use. so I'd suggest manually using the paw to control the tailpussy, holding it like an onahole essentially. otherwise one hand's just going to be sitting there not doing much of anything, and I'm sure that would start to feel awkward. more advice for the manticore's comfort than anything, honestly. having a hand just hangin' out is going to make her feel silly, unless she can think of something creative with it. obviously the other hand is supporting the head or crushing the face into the bust depending on intensity that said, the tailpussy is already pretty commonly used in most other sexual acts, and thos beans probably feel really nice
>>36390 It would be a funny inversion if they were actually mostly well behaved - as well behaved as an online space can be, anyway. Nerd spaces are sacred ground for both mamono and humans, after all. And despite the extra sexual aspects in mamono life, society doesn't become a debauched den with nothing but - after all, there's much more to life, (and spending time with your wife/ hubby)
>>36393 >Even monsters forget that men have testicles >Just right there, ready to be massaged Well, at least we'll have things to learn from each other after the portals open.
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>>36390 If you want gamer moments, ogres have both serious anger problems and a surprisingly vast but crude sounding slurs for all sorts of monsters/humans. Seriously, you wouldn't expect such a thuggish looking monster to have such a vocabulary. Plus they seem the sort to play the popular shooters or sport games, probably drinking while doing it. She will however, once your ip gets leaked, march all the way to your house so she can use you your face as a gaming chair, smothering and crushing you under her weighty, doughy, fat sweaty green cheeks. A fitting fate, considering she previously labelled you a 'sweat' at vidya.
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Consider romance with little monster girls
>>36399 No thanks, little girls are for being childhood friends with little boys and having fun and exploratory adventures with, discovering each other and themselves.
>>36402 Nothing a shotafication spell can't fix
>>36399 I don't mind if the girl is smol. But she should be an adult lady who does adult things like eat fried chicken and talk mad shit about spells and stuff. Need 4'9" lich who is only excited when explaining the science of magic. And when she sees me fiddling with her phylactery.
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>>36403 but my levels though
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>>36325 YOU SHOULD LET THE HEBI IN
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>>36405 they will go to a good cause!
>>36406 i wonder why ms hebi didn't bring bolt cutters, lengths of rope or sedatives
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>>36406 >See Outside Hebi demanding to be let in >Bring Inside Hebi to protect you >She already knows
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>>36402 But loli monsters are romantically and sexually too needy to be a good fit for boys the same age as them, loli monster + adult human couples are more on the same page. As a man you could fully appreciate what you have and also know how to treat her well.
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>>36408 No need to All she has to do is looking cute and making it impossible to resist her
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Does horc (or other active gym monsters) smell 'bad' but still addictive and makes you horny (musky, sweaty, ripe) or do they just smell good period?
>>36414 I think any time a mamono smells strongly, it's going to smell OK to most, but AMAZING to whoever they're destined to be with.
>>36414 My headcanon says it's that distinct sex musk that's awful if you're not in the mood, but becomes the best smell ever that you want to immerse yourself in if you are compatible, not even necessarily in the mamonomana sense.
ALL MONSTER GIRLS SMELL LIKE FRESH CUT GRASS AND CINNAMON ROLLS
>>36414 I've always imagined it's a sort of "shouldn't like it but you do" pheromone sort of thing at first, then you keep getting exposed to it while she's getting you off and finally just admit that you like it. It's your wife's scent, how could she smell bad?
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>>36415 >>36416 I like it being personal, and I imagine she feels the same way about how you smell (like it's uniquely attractive to her). It being a mix of mamanobanana and a natural scent you assosciate with your wife and good times with your wife especially. Beastwomen are sensitive to scents both ways. >>36418 I like this, because it makes it a shameful/weird thing she can tease you about. Like she thinks it's funny and cute that you like how she smells even when you really shouldn't, and starts incorporating it into sex with her (like holding her panties up to your face while she jerks you off). Really starts to lovingly bully you with her pheromones and sweat.
>>36417 even ms shog?
>>36419 just don't let your horc gain access to any shrinking magic or you'll spend time in her panties, socks, and armpits
>>36419 On the other hand, imagine being stuck on a train full of married beastwomen who don't smell good to anyone except their husbands.
>>36421 I wish she'd make me her tiny sweatrag. That's how I plan to speed-run incubisation (and possible permanent brain damage)! I'll snort the pixie dust myself if I have to.
>>36420 ESPECIALLY MISS SHOG
>>36422 You must bury your face in wife's cleavage or armpit until you get off to mask it.
>>22339 Threadly reminder, there is an active CYOA story in the catalog. It looks like the readers are currently voting to have anon go buy some merch.
>>36426 Anon better get himself an "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt.
>>36421 >chesh told you her portal would take you exactly where you needed to go, and like an idiot you believed her >now you're wandering through a bizarre alien landscape with impossibly tall purple trees and smooth pink ground that moves as if it were alive >as you continue to wander in the hope of finding a way out, you can't help but think about what you'll do to that fucking cat when you finally get your hands on her
>>36410 Lolinon , I understand that you have your tastes, but some of us prefer our women to have fuller bodies
>>36428 This cheshire's got some crazy teleportation skills. Where else will she send anon?
>>36431 spelunking!
>>36422 That's how public transit always smells here, but with more smelly men and probably someone with alcohol or pot seeping through their pores. It'd still be an improvement.
>>36428 Given its chesh I’m surprised it wasn’t the other side.
>>36429 I do appreciate a good medium gal.
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>>36327 Hug the bug.
Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish
>>36422 i'd rather the earthy scent of beasts than the rotting trash smell of crack addicts
Put my face between the Minotaur tits and horc armpit on the smelly beastwoman train carriage
FUN MAMONO FACTS Holstaurs are actually two Halfstaurs in a trenchcoat
>>36439 Give me your daughter
>>36444 Give ME your AUNTSTER!
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maybe you should get a nemesis to do nemesis things with
>>36439 smug catgirl maid with short hair being a lazy mooch.
Don't give me drawing requests
>>36451 Okay, I won't
>>36448 This is the opposite order of daily life with a sally or lizzy wife.
Alright 'nons, time for another round of Ask! That! ANON! For today's question we have: "Describe the scenario in which you would like to meet your mamono wife"
>>36454 probably when i'm out having a bonfire one night. would be nice to be able to run back into the house if things went south, versus if i was out in the middle of nowhere. not that that's going to stop a hellhound though.
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>>36454 As such
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>>36439 Cute kotsnek(s) doing cute kotsnek things.
>>36454 I'm dead and she paid a lich to revive me.
>>36458 Why not the lich herself?
>>36364 I allow cowgirls and other dairy focused monster girl to invade my home and demand getting milked by my hands or mouth.
>>36459 I like her but she's not my top 3, I will dead before any portal opens so it's better to think that from the get go.
>>36454 probably home invasion while im sleeping
>>36454 The Day of the Rape arrives. Women are monsterizing, monsters are flooding through the portal, men are getting raped in the streets, there's chaos everywhere while I huddle up in my bedroom with a shotgun. She comes to my house, announces herself and, rather than breaking in, she camps out and makes a show of keeping other monsters away. After a series of through the window/over the door cam interactions I realize she must be one of the good ones, I'm assured these are MGE monsters rather than some similar but horrofyingly different alternative and let her in to swiftly ravish me as a reward for her hard work. I'm so broken my mind freezes trying to imagine a more normal scenario. We could meet one of the rare times I'm out of the house without being focused on some goal or another, but she'd have to do most of the heavy lifting and drop some unmistakable flirting because I'm a fucking spaz. A bit of charm magic to smooth things along is cool, but I'd rather not be aggressively raped.
>>36461 You can try your luck with truck-kun and get yourself isekai'd
>>36454 I say out loudly that i'm so damn thirsty i could suck a cow dry.
>>36463 The Day of the Rape?
>>36454 I just want to her to show up one day and gaslight me into thinking we've always been togehter.
>>36466 Portal opening day.
>>36454 While adventuring, rapes me in some old ancient ruin.
>>36454 the portals have opened so I grab my sword, go through, and brace for adventure one night by campfirelight she pops out and demands all my food, so instead I share and then we rapidly go from potential enemies to friends to lovers
>>36454 I think it should be a chance meeting, rather than something that i can plan beforehand or imagine happening right now. Wherever she is, whatever she's doing, i would want us to meet in some organic way rather than some cheesy fate dictated first encounter.
>>36464 No easy way out, just have to wait for the portal or post mortem. That's a lot of time to improve and be better, so it's fine.
>>36391 Penis enlargening magic can allow for both at once. Paw strokes the shaft, tail sucks the tip. And if you can have both, then why not both?
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But enough about that. What about boob enlargement procedures. Would you give your wife the lactation/breast size pill?
>>36497 If it's only for a night and she wants to try it out, why not, but I'm not a big fan of HUGE breasts, even if I find milking her really hot.
>>36497 any art I commission inexplicably gets bigger and bigger tits, besides the few ive gone out of the way to get. Either those things are already huge or they'll inexplicably grow in size given enough time.
>>36497 Depends on the rest of her body. They don't have to be huge to be attractive, some chests are better smaller.
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I did a stupid thing and got called out on it. Only hunny can make things better now. This feeling is otherwise unBEARable
>>36503 Commit wisp husband NOW!
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>>36499 I also quite like temporary stuff rather than permanent big breasts. I like imagining the reaction when she is all of a sudden burdened with very sensitive, larger breasts that she can't ignore and call attention to her because they look out of place.
>>36497 Only if they are willing to trap me inside their clothes between said sized up breasts.
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If you look at the facts, it is clear what side of the debate the ass vs tit debate the monster establishment falls on. It's all bought and paid for by big moo. Monsters centered on tits, spells that make your tits bigger, titty milk, breasts in your face (from advertisements) 24/7 in MGC. The ass market is down, but not out. Come to Dragonia, where our draco mages offer a Reptillian Butt lift for low low prices! Guaranteed satisfaction!
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>>36511 You see. Everyone can get big tits easily They use magic and cheating methods to obtain the. The butt however, needs hard work and a balanced diet. Regular exercise and plenty of rest. It's not for the faint of heart, and as such, only for those with refined taste that value function and not just form.
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I just want HUGE sacks of coins
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>>36512 >>36511 >Reptillian Butt lift is just a front >Anon's wife will get the perfect ass she wants... >After 4 weeks of an intense salamander training regime at a secluded mountain resort >Anon must also complete the regime to bond with wife >Train in special magic dense chambers that improve your stamina and endurance, accelerating growth >Run, jump, swim, cycle, climb, dance and more >5 star dragonian cuisine that's healthy and hearty >Unwind in volcanic springs and steam rooms >Sex. Lots of sex. To train one's body and soul, of course >Instructed by the larger than life Cpt Singetooth, ex dragonian military and deonora's body guard >Level drain facilities available to increase challenge or give wife a helping hand It's tough, but satisfaction IS guaranteed.
>>36514 The advantage is that Anon also gets ABSOLUTELY SHREDDED during the training.
>>36514 >level drain ensures anon always gets the maximum exp gains for his hard work I see now. Damn, that's actually quite the hack
>>36514 >Small weak weedy anon stumbles upon resort >"Yeah uh, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to the-" >Dragon PT sees his tiny arms, small wrists, nervous posture and beanpole frame and heartpupils >newproject.jpg >Pressganged into an intense, private month with dragon personal trainer free of charge >well, almost free. He has to pay SOMEHOW. >Standard stuff. Help out in the kitchen. Bring her towels. Make protein shakes. Rub sunlotion and oil on her when she's about to go tanning on the mountainside. Wipe her equipment down. Provide his own 'ingredient' for protein shake. Let her use his face as a sweat rag. Standard stuff for board and training.
>>36514 Too much work, I'm going to use drugs to get stronger. Heart disease is not real in MGE.
>>36454 >Portals open >Other men get wives >Ladies monsterize >But no one for me >Years later, an assertive cat mamono shows up with a bunch of luggage and demands I let her in, ringing the doorbell over-and-over-and-over until I do >Cat Delivery System in action
>>36459 Not all anons deserve top tier kuuderes, it's fine if this one knows it.
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lim
>>36523 That's not a limb, it's a whole woman!
>>36523 Portals can't come soon enough.
>>36524 >Hole woman You mean a wurm?
>>36526 Miss Wurm doesn't make a hole! She makes a series of tubes!
>>36527 She wishes she could drive a big truck.
>>36528 >Trucker wurm >Left arm is suuuuper tanned from hanging it out the window >Always twitchy from gas station uppers and coffee >Keeps her back end curled up tightly in the sleeper cabin. >Husband safely stowed in her coils with vidya and Netflix. And that is Miss Wurm's dream. Also why she's developing a reputation as a "lot lizard" looking for a trucker to be her husbando.
>>36523 I would an Alp over a Lim
>>36530 I would also take an alp over a lim, but it don't think we mean it the same way.
If you remain in your vehicle, the rubber tires will keep you safe from raijus.
>>36533 You could just use a condom
>>36534 >condoms have an innate risk of enraging the monster this sex isn't as safe as they said it was
>>36535 ORLY? >Show up to Sex Night with Anubis wife >Wearing a condom on your dick, and 10 finger condoms on your fingers >10 more finger condoms on your toes >Crudely pull 21st over your nose >Die >Anubis wife judges you in the afterlife >Soul weighs more than your giant pile of condoms >She sends you back to earth to keep fucking her
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Why use a condom when you can use sheep intestines like in the old times?(If you know what i mean)
Anal sex. Dubiously-consensual anal sex with the sole purpose of pleasure.
>>36538 Like waking up to being pegged by cheshires?
>>36539 >pegging Literally not a thing in MGE. The moment you think about willing to have things stuck up your arse, you go *poof* and Alp instantly.
>>36540 Sad_Anon_Noises.midi
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>>36540 >Literally not a thing in MGE Are you sure? Tentacles can be for boys too.
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>Compound Interest >Cum-Pound Insert-Rest
today i will remind /eros/ that monster love isnt real. its just their predatory need for mana manifesting as a cruel mockery of love.
>Tell chesh your fetish >Get laughed, mocked, bullied for 24 hours straight for being such a DEGENERATE >Finally, she calms down and wipes a tear from her eye >"Ok, but when I think about it, is actually kinda hot."
>>36543 Auntie has been single for so long she's starting to hallucinate sexual innuendos onto every word.
>>36538 Anal sex with monsters is like saying "I love you" to a monster
>>36545 Counter that by telling her Chesh is your fetish. She'll be forced to either laugh at herself or acknowledge your fetish.
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>>36548 risky
>>36542 The closest thing would be tentacle handjob
>>36540 Nothing gay about wanting to get pegged by a strong woman
>>36551 Or several weak ones!
>>36551 Wanting a phallic object go up your ass is pretty gay.
>faggotry >giantess shit yesterday Someone's really trying to push it and exploiting the fact people are more averse to starting shit here, huh.
>>36554 Meds, unironically.
>>36544 I trust the judgement of the goddess of love more.
>>36554 just report it. The faggot clearly knows what he's doing, so dont bother with him
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>>36538 The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and the quickest way to a monster's heart is through her ass
>>36558 Pretty sure the distance from uterus to heart is much shorter than through all the intestines
I've been working really hard on all of them. Only have some finishing touches to do. So yeah, big drop by Tues/Wed. I'm super excited to share it!
>>36560 I am expecting this to be a deluge of just THE WORST AI art, if we get anything at all.
>>36561 ??? It's a game... I mean, there's art, but it's pixel art. Mostly a text based though.
>>36561 Didn't want to say it to not be rude just in case, but yeah, that's the vibe i was getting. Hopefully it's just a case of me being paranoid.
>>36562 So you are not the guy doing the collage?
>>36564 No, it has nothing to do with college.
>>36562 The other Anon thought you were that guy asking for drawing requests and never delivering, and I kinda thought that too based on the wording of your post. Will check out your game when it's out.
>>36562 Yeah, my bad. I thought you were this guy: >>36439 The one who constantly posts about getting drawing requests and then delivers nothing. Godspeed on your game.
>>36562 Are you making the MGE RPG but just text and some pixel art?
>>36568 I don't wanna spoil it too much, but it's a POV adventure through the streets of a monster girl town
>>36326 >Dead lift Bitch that's a squat
>>36570 The joke is that she's lifting while dead
>>36570 She's not gonna put on a different shirt for every exercise.
>>36572 maybe she should
>>36573 The undead don't sweat so what's the issue.
>>36573 Yeah it's not like she's going to sweat so they'll all stay clean
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>>36574 >>36575 Spooky hivemind
>>36574 so you can switch out her bench press shirt with a mating press shirt
>>36577 That's an exception i'm willing o make.
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>>36576 HIVE mind?
>>36558 I want to suck her butthole
>>36579 On second thought let's not go to the hive it is a silly place
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>>36581 but did you consider the geometric beauty of the hexagon?
>>36582 You know who else thinks in hexagons? WASPS.
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>Wasp girl has crush on anon >Overhears him talking about wasps (the insect, not the girl), but mistakes that for him trashing waspgirls >Undeterred, she adapts to what he thinks he likes >Cuts her hair like a cute girl >Gets a dainty dress >Grooms her fuzz >Without a stylish monster to help her pull of the look, it doesn't suit her at all >Anon walks in on her crying, unable to build the same honeyed-hexagons bees can into a heart-shaped honey gift >Tries to fly away when he sits next to her, a complete mess >Wraps his arm around her before she can buzz off >Comforts her as she sobs and wails into his shoulder at how she'll never be a bee >"It's ok. I love you just the way you are. Don't bee yourself, wasp yourself." >they then kissed and had many babies
>>36583 White Anglo Saxon Protestant Slimes?
>>36585 What are they protesting against.
>>36586 Insufficient transportation tubes in cities. Slimes can flow downhill easily enough, but going uphill is an uphill battle unless they have access to a tube where the power of SCIENCE will propel them upwards like water in a pipe.
>>36586 Single men and non-physical attacks
>>36587 I'm going to open up a shop selling piggyback rides uphill to slimes.
>>36587 they should have one of those circular bucket systems like they used for bulk ore
We've all considered dragons, but what about dragonflies?
>>36582 I've got a feeling you're Alpanon trying to advertise your story in a roundabout way
>>36539 Please don't associated the best thing in this rotten world (the Cheshire cat) with that thing
>>36591 their wings would be so pretty
>>36591 gee ms dragonfly, how come you get to be an apex predator in both your nymph and mature phases?
>>36523 リリム様図鑑世界への入り口作ったよ Lilim-sama opened a portal (literally "created an entrance") to the Encyclopedia's world. 彼女はあなたに可愛いお嫁さんを紹介したいと思っている I think she wants to introduce you to a cute wife. リリム様にありがとうと言って Tell Lilim-sama thank you.
Two days off work. Need a bogey or bogie to kidnap me and extend those two days to infinity and quite possibly beyond. Or, better yet, make it so I can't legally work anymore (or leave her side)
>>36523 >open door >its nothing but a dark void >turn around, confused >she pushes you in and you fall >and fall >and fall >wake up >mindflayer and shog on your left >atlach and gaunt on your right lims know whats best for you
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>>36596 Thank you Lilim-sama!
>>36595 >Other monsters were adopted by the rape. >I was born to it.
>>36595 The weak should fear the strong. KC should really get on that.
>>36599 I see a pink tiger but where is the pink panther?
consider: eros dorome
>>36602 Panther? I barely know her!
>>36596 thank you Lilim-sama! praise Marune.
>>36603 >It's a normal dorome some poured food coloring into
>>36603 Dorome are already sweet and lovely. The only thing that could boost them further in the eyes of eros if they were actually smarter. Imagine that. Eros dorome are incredibly smart, but only with romance related stuff. They have perfect memory of all the best dating spots for their husbands, and can perfectly sense his feelings. You could swear they are just a smidge clingier too.
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Wikifag here, another batch of translations has been completed. >>33776 15.13. [Gekirintei] (Reverse Scale Pavilion) 15.14. Dragon Steak 15.15. Ryudon (Dragon Donburi) 15.16. Mamono Realm Shelled Bug Fry 15.17. Dragon Spike 15.18. [Chain Store: Love Ride] 15.19. Couple's Fruit Mixed Juice 15.20. Pamumu 15.21. Chocolate Horn 15.22. [Tricoromille Dragonia Branch] 15.23. Dragon Sized Parfait >Reverse Scale Bistro1 Location: Right next to the statue of Del Row in the heart of Dragonwing Street You’re probably starting to work up an appetite by now, right? Let’s go sample some Dragonian cuisine in my number one lunch spot, the “Reverse Scale Bistro”! Having come from such a harsh environment, Dragonian cuisine tends to be quite hearty, crafted to provide lots of stamina and essence generation essential for humans and dragons to really go at it! Thick, juicy slabs of mamono realm lizard meat! Incredibly powerful spices derived from mamono realm crops grown right here in Dragonia! A beautiful duet of flavors, served with a smile in ridiculously extreme serving sizes! There’s only one rule for your table manners when you eat Dragonian food: “wolf it down!2” We recommend scarfing down your food like nobody’s watching, focusing only on the meal in front of you and enjoying it to the fullest at every one of our eateries! The sight of a human gentleman sinking his teeth into meat like a starving male dragon will make the hearts of the dragons around you race, and you’ll naturally end up attracting them~ Ooohhh! It seems like there’s a gentleman over there looking to take on the challenge menu! It’s not just this restaurant, you know— a lot of places here in Dragonia offer special menus of super-sized meals, and if a man can clean his plate, they offer various “perks”. Even supposing that you get too full and can’t finish, there isn’t any particular punishment, and one of the dragons employed there will still take very good care of you, so you should give it a shot at least once! No need to be so worried; even if your tummy starts to hurt and you don’t want to eat anymore, I’ll take responsibility and look after you ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ 【ADVERTISEMENT】 ■ Starving Dragonnut For those gentlemen who don’t eat much and instinctively shudder at the sheer mass of a Dragonian serving size, I recommend this: the starving dragonnut! This nut, packed with dragon zombie mana and harvested only in the Dragon’s Graveyard, is also called the mamono realm walnut. Its hard shell is covered with fang-like spikes, but its contents are surprisingly soft, with a rich, fruity aroma, making them quite easy to eat. Eat just one of these, full of a dragon zombie’s “greedy mana”, and no matter how little of an appetite you usually have, a powerful feeling of starvation will overtake your whole body in a second, and you’ll end up seized by the urge to devour meaty, fatty foods. After you eat it, the more filling food you devour, like our Dragonian cuisine, the more that insatiable mana in your body will start to mellow out into a feeling of pleasure, and you’ll be full of smiles, as well as food! This effect is really strong, though; if you give into the temptation of a dragonnut’s sweet smell and end up popping two or three in your mouth, even finishing a meal won’t satisfy that hunger. Instead, you’ll have another kind of desire for flesh, and it’ll stick around in your body for a while~ But rest assured— the sight of a man who just ate a hearty meal like that will no doubt attract a similarly “starving dragon”, coming closer in hopes that she’ll get to be his “dessert” ♥ Translation Notes: 1: The original translation calls it "pavilion", which is the hyper-literal meaning of 亭, but in truth, it's really just a common suffix/marker for restaurant names, hence why I went with "bistro". 2: The verb Litia uses is 食らう (as opposed to 食べる)- it's a really coarse, even somewhat vulgar way to say "to eat"! Dragons have no table manners! >Dragon Steak Available at: “Reverse Scale Bistro”, the diner “Firedrake” This dragon steak is the perfect representative of Dragonian cuisine’s many meat dishes! Some visitors are very surprised when they hear the name “dragon steak”, thinking that it’s actually made with dragon meat, but of course, there’s no way we’d do that. The truth of that big slab of meat cooked to juicy perfection sitting on your plate is that it’s a cut from a mamono realm lizard, who live all throughout the Dragonian Territories! Mamono realm lizard meat has been a part of our culinary culture ever since the Mamono Lord’s succession, but nobody actually really knows why we call it a “dragon” steak. According to one theory, the name comes from how some of the larger varieties of lizards have an overall look and sheer strength similar to a dragon’s ancient form, and another attributes it to how dragons cook the meat with their own breath1. There’s even another story that it happened because sightseeing adventurers mistook it for dragon meat and that rumor ended up sticking— there’s a whole host of theories out there. Whatever the reason, this steak got popular with its current name, and nowadays it’s known and loved as Dragonia’s most famous dish! Mamono realm lizard meat is just as nutritious, if not more so, than the meat of other mamono realm beasts, and when it’s cooked, the more you chew it, the more of those flavorful juices gush out. In addition, this steak is prepared with a mamono realm crop that’s cultivated in the Dragonian Territories called “dragarlic”. It enhances the fragrant aroma of the meat, and has an appetite-stimulating effect so strong that it makes you not even think twice about the amount of food on your plate! Dragarlic’s famously strong smell can also turn a man’s bad breath into something you could call “a male dragon’s breath”, sure to attract a lady dragon! If a fellow were to eat one of these steaks before sex, his essence levels would be boosted enough to roll in the hay with his monster lover for days, and his breath could surely take down2 the dragon of his dreams ♥ A meat dish with the power to charm dragons— now that’s a dragon steak! As an aside, on rare occasions there might be a tourist who is still a little confused about the name, and orders a steak by saying “lemme eat a dragon!”. Ordinarily, the restaurant will provide the gentleman with this steak, but if his hostess is a dragon still on the lookout for a husband, she’ll immediately drag him off to an inn, red as a beet, and he’ll end up actually getting a taste of a dragon ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ Translation Notes: Just wanna say that I 100% approve of the "dragarlic" change. Sounds better and is more fitting in English. Sometimes going one-for-one with translations isn't your friend! 1: It's shown up once or twice before, but it's interesting to note here that whenever a dragon's magic breath is referred to, the word used is ブレス (literally "breath" in glossed English) rather than 息吹 ("breath" in actual Japanese). It may just be to reinforce that this is not the same as ordinary breathing. 2: The verb here is 仕留める, which specifically refers to like, taking down an animal or opponent in a hunt or fight or something. >Ryuudon1 Available at: Places like the ryuudon specialty restaurant “Drandon” Dragon steak isn’t a bad pick if you’re looking to boost your essence for some intense “training” with a monster, but it takes time to make, and you’ll be waiting a while to get it. Me, I prefer ryuudon— comes out right after you order it. Ryuudon’s a dish where sliced and simmered lizard meat is piled on white rice along with “salamaranth2”, a monster crop in the shape of a burning flame, and “tailleaf”, so called because it looks like one of our tails. One of its charms is just how convenient it is. All the ingredients are prepared in advance, and the meat’s already been simmering, so the employees here at places like this can provide a customer with a piping-hot bowl of ryuudon right after they arrive. It’s rather like dragon steak in that they both use mamono realm lizard meat, but a steak uses just the one cut. With ryuudon, you can get arms, back, thighs, ribs, sometimes even tongue— they all have their own distinct flavor, and you can enjoy them all. Of course, this is a mamono realm dish— you don’t seriously think the best part is the meat, right? That salamaranth gives that meat an extra crunch when you eat it in one bite and certainly adds to the flavor, sure, but it’s not just some vegetable garnish. Salamaranth is also called “feverwort”. It raises the body temperature of whoever eats it, and makes them a little… worked up, too. If a man’s built up more essence from eating mamono realm lizard meat and then ate salamaranth, he’s going to keep getting hotter and hotter, and by the time he finishes up a bowl of ryuudon, his body’s going to feel like it’s on fire, and that the clothes on his back are just making it worse. When he finally throws them off… the first thing he’ll probably notice is that he’s pitching quite the tent down there. The tailleaf he’ll have ended up eating in a rush from the fever has that effect on men— gets their manhood really standing at attention. If a nearby dragon sees a man in that state, from her point of view, he just made himself into the perfect personal invitation for some mating. Heh, starting to get it? If dragon steak is a dish that lets you eat a dragon, then ryuudon’s the one that gets you eaten. By the time you’ve finished your bowl, you’re forced into a position where you’re going to have sex with a dragon, like it or not, and no matter how hard you try to talk your way out of it, there’s no escaping a horny dragon. Ryuudon is the perfect fast food3— no matter how clumsy the man is at picking up a monster, this is the dish that makes it happen fast. What? This one is on me, so eat up! As for what follows, well… a captain always takes responsibility for their troops ♥ … ah, perhaps a hole in the wall like this wasn’t the best place to take you for such a monumental occasion as our first time. ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: 1: Lovers of popular Japanese foods might know "gyuudon", or beef bowl, and therefore recognize the obvious pun Will and KC are making, but I just wanted to note it here for those who aren't too familiar! Just like Ally here describes, gyuudon also is something of a peasant dish made of whatever simmered beef you can get your hands on ladled out onto rice. It's very tasty and easy to make! 2: The original is 竜火草, or literally "dragon-fire grass". A literal translation fails to capture that 草 as an agglutinative semantic chunk ender, despite literally meaning "grass", actually covers a wide variety of low-lying plants, from grasses, to flowering plants like primroses, even to leafy greens like spinach and chard! "Salamaranth" is another brainchild of my talented friend, and is a portmanteau of "salamander", a fiery reptilian with some dragon-y overlap, and "amaranth", a plant with edible greens that even has a species that ends with 草 in Japanese! 3: Altoiris calls it "junk food" verbatim in Japanese, but I went with "fast food" because I feel like there's a slightly different connotation in English: "junk food" is like chips and Twinkies, highly-processed and mostly shelf-stable snacks, while "fast food" is more like a quick-service meal. >Fried Mamono Realm Shellbug Available at: Food stalls within the Dragonia Empire It doesn’t happen very often, but sometimes there are mass outbreaks of “mamono realm shellbugs” that devastate farms out in the Dragonian Territories, and when that happens, the Dragonia Dragoon Corps sets out as a unit to clear them out. On such occasions, we use the captured shellbugs as an ingredient, prepping them and cooking them whole with our breath, and topping them with a variety of sauces in order to make fried mamono realm shellbug. The hard carapace that covers a shellbug has a fragrant flavor when cooked properly, as well as a satisfying crunch, and the meat inside is so soft and supple that it’s hard to imagine based on a shellbug’s appearance, with a flavor quite similar to the finest quality crab, shrimp, or similar seafood. The greatest features of this dish is the exquisite interplay of textures from the shell and the meat, and that the flavor changes depending on the nature of the dragon breath used to cook it. For example, fried shellbug prepared with a standard-variety dragon’s breath will have a spicy shell and hearty, fatty meat: the perfect choice for fortifying essence. In contrast, one cooked with a jabberwock’s pink breath will have a shell more like a cookie, and the meat takes on a texture rather like a fleshy fruit that leaves the person eating it feeling sweetly intoxicated. This dish has a huge spectrum of flavor profiles depending on the species and nature of the dragon cooking it, and it’s known as a delicacy that can only be enjoyed during the aftermath of a shellbug outbreak. The day after the Dragoon Corps succeeds in capturing enough of them, a “festival” erupts in the Empire, with rows of stalls all lining up to sell their own fried treat. At first glance, it might seem like simple fare, but it’s actually only relatively recently become known throughout Dragonia. The tradition began when a dragon mount in the Corps let loose a blast of fire in order to capture a shellbug that ended up cooking it perfectly… and then she ate it by mistake. However, the acts of both catching and cooking them are extremely difficult undertakings, and even during the period of an infestation, there’s no actual guarantee that you can get your hands on fried shellbug. First of all, the shellbugs of Dragonia are timid and notoriously quick to flee, not to mention their habit of relentlessly firing potent mana from their tails at anyone who comes near, so even catching enough of them to cook is not a simple task. The second issue you run into is maintaining a proper heat level. Occasionally you might see a mutant strain of shellbug that is nearly the size of a human, but typically they’re small, around the size of an insect— a large one, but still— so even if we try to hit them with intent to cook them, our aim might be off, or worse yet, we could burn them to a crisp. The third is that mana I mentioned— their poison, so to speak. If you just blast a captured shellbug as hard as you can, you’ll end up setting off the mana still in their body, so whoever eats it will immediately fly into a frenzy of lust without even having the time to enjoy the flavor first. When a duo can overcome all of these setbacks by the expert coordination of rider and mount and manage to capture the shellbugs, the first batch you fry up is truly a meal that represents your bond. And, um… well, if you behave yourself, then this year… I was thinking, maybe you could try something I made with my breath… ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~ Translation Notes: You'll notice that I truncated "shelled bug" to "shellbug". Less clunky, a little more magical-sounding. >Draguette1 Available at: Every household throughout the Dragonia Empire Draguettes are served in every household in Dragonia— they’re one of those crowd-pleasers. You typically eat them by dipping them in stews and soups. They’re typically baked with our breath, extremely carefully, and fitting for the nickname “dragon spear”, the crust is rock-hard, but the inside is like, really light and fluffy. They’re a real pain to make, though. The flour that gets ground out in the Dragonian Territories has a quirk where it hardens when you hit it with dragon breath, so you need to be a hell of a baker to make sure that only the crust is crackly and the inside is soft. Regulating our breath— our firepower, basically— is hard for a dragon. But that’s also why, if you can get that hard crust just right, you trap in all that heat and flavor, so a proper draguette always tastes freshly-baked. Well, actually… one of the best parts of this bread is all the learning through trial and error, making it with, y’know, a special guy in mind. Baking draguettes is more than just making food— it’s even been adopted into the regiment at the Dragoon Corps as part of domestic training. Y’know, they say that if she can make good draguettes, she’ll make a good wife… a-and like, I still end up burning them sometimes in class, but I’m confident that if you scrape off the char they’re pretty tasty! A-anyway! Draguettes are really special to us dragons here in Dragonia. Back when Dragonia was being founded, ingredients weren’t nearly as abundant as they are now, and you humans… actually used the little flour you had to make these for us. Honestly, we get that humans are better at making bread than we are, and the stuff that we make is gonna be pretty messed up because we aren’t as good at the little details as you are. Still… to us, this bread is a special first meal, the first thing that humans gave us that we could all eat together as equals. That’s the whole point— to make them the same way you humans do, with love. Sure, even though it’s monster cuisine, it’s just normal bread with no crazy effects or anything, but… each draguette in Dragonia is filled with the love of the dragon that made it. Isn’t that what they say all the time? “The most delicious meal is love”? So y’know… maybe it’s okay to get your hopes up ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ Translation Notes: 1: I'm so proud of this one, guys. ドランスパン is a pun on the straightforward English word "dragon" and フランスパン, the "wasei eigo" (or Japanese word constructed using English words) for French bread... especially baguettes. Hence, "draguette".
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>>36610 >Restaurant Chain: Loveride Flagship Location: Dragonia Empire’s “Cloud District” The Cloud District is a high-elevation monster residential neighborhood. It’s only a stone’s throw from the Valley of Bonds and the Corps HQ, and it’s a popular sightseeing spot for getting a great view of Dragonwing Street. Most of the monsters living up here are wyverns like me and Litia. Of course, there are a lot of new homes getting built around here for new couples, you’ll see somebody’s husband heading to town on a wyvern’s— or, y’know, his wife’s— back basically every morning. Well, what do you think? Seriously, it’s not every day that you can be in a place with this good of views, and in such a convenient spot that you can go shopping or get to the Dragoon Corps right away if you go by wyvern-back! A-and, if- if- if- if y-you’re thinking about somewhere to live after you get married, I, I most definitely recommend this neighborhood, b-but… w-well, y’know, I mean, just, give it a thought, I don’t care! Since we’re here in the Cloud District though, you might as well check out my house— I mean, the place my mom and dad run. It’s called “Loveride”— it’s actually a chain here in Dragonia with a few other locations. Ehe, did you know my mom’s a pretty famous wyvern around here? She was the previous captain of the Dragoon Corps; they even called her “the Great Wing”, if you can believe that. When she went to another country on a diplomatic mission with the Corps, she met a guy working as a cook— my dad, y’know— and after a red-hot romance that transcended species barriers, they got married. When my mom came back to Dragonia with dad, she stepped down from the Corps and started up Loveride with him, the first restaurant offering food that caters to dragon and human couples. Thanks to everyone in the Dragoon Corps coming here ever since it opened, the sight of dragoons and their mounts happily eating together spread throughout the Empire, and the restaurant became a hit in no time at all. Of course, my parents make everything with love, so anything you pick off the menu is gonna be your trump card for deepening your relationship with a dragon. Y’know, ever since I was little, I was helping out here while my mom and dad went on and on about their sappy love stories, and I was always watching the couples eat. They seemed so… intimate. Huh? Did you seriously just imply that I wasn't "just" watching?... W-well, excuuuse me! This is a place for couples, so it’s only natural, isn’t it?! Look, the details don’t matter— right now, just be honored that you get to eat with me for your first visit! Besides, once we’ve had a proper meal… I’ll have to introduce you to mom and dad ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ >Couple’s Fruit Mixed Juice Available at: Every “Loveride” location (Available in-store and to-go) The thing I recommend before anything else to those young and kinda awkward dragon couples who visit the store is this special juice made from “couple’s fruit”. It’s Loveride’s best seller, and it’s even been featured in “Slow Life” as the “fruit juice that makes love bear fruit”1. It’s made using a sorbet of the separated red and blue parts of a couple’s fruit before they ripen fully and become one— the two fruits represent the human and the dragon drinking the juice. When the juice is served, more of those separated fruits are floating in a fruit infusion made with “scaleflowers”, which look like dragon scales and have mana with a sort of acceleration property, so the fruits actually continue to ripen in the water. With how close their faces are from those intertwined straws, the couple can enjoy the sweetness and sourness of each fruit, marveling together at how the flavors bloom into something new and incredibly refreshing. Eventually, while they’re so into that evolving flavor profile, that whole fruit that’s been ripening in the sherbet will fully dissolve into the juice, and they’ll fully be taken over by a couple’s fruit’s… special properties. Basically, they’ll start off all shy, just enjoying the juice, but by the end they’ll really wanna enjoy each other’s bodies. Okay, well, to be blunt, that whole “flavor transformation” shtick is kind of just a fun bonus, but… y’know ♥ Actually, when we recommend this drink, really proud dragons tend to get really fussy about sharing the same drink with someone else, so we’ve cooked up the whole flavor-change “excuse” for them. At first they get all red, drinking through the straw like they’re giving in, but at some point the couple will start to switch off straws, and she’ll start tasting the guy’s saliva that’s still on his straw and drinking the juice in earnest. Before long, they’ll have their hands on each other’s waists while drinking, and finally they’ll forget all about straws and drink right from each other’s mouths… ahh, I’m so jealous— i-is what I would say if I was jealous, which I’m not! W-well, whatever, anyway! It’s also the perfect pick for monsters who aren’t really used to getting fawned on! It’s a miracle juice that can close the distance between you and your partner just by drinking it! Hm, all this explaining has made me pretty thirsty— seems like a perfect opportunity to try it out… let’s give it a shot ourselves ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ Translation Notes: 1: The verb 実る used here regarding love both refers to literal fruiting and figurative fruiting, like a plan bearing fruit, so I tried to give it that wordplay feeling with "fruit juice". It's a little clunky, but I tried. >Pamumu Available at: Every “Loveride” location (Available in-store and to-go) Mmm, that heavenly smell of meat coming from those couples on the street eating that burger-like thing is just unbearable, isn’t it! Really works up the appetite, huh! Are you curious? You totally are, right? Well, that’s the flagship dish from Loveride, the restaurant that my lovely classmate Syltia’s parents run: the pamumu! Pamumu is a dish made with roasted mamono realm lizard meat, wrapped up in a wheat flour flatbread1 along with salamaranth and “intimacy vegetables”, or as we call them “montatoes”! You can get them almost right after ordering them, so I guess you could say that they’re a kind of fast food like ryuudon, huh? But unlike ryuudon, which is a super hearty meal made to fill you up, pamumu really is just a light meal or snack. The salamaranth tucked in with the meat has even been soaked in alraune nectar, so its notorious “feverwort” effects are mitigated, too. Just like the soft and flaky montatoes, the greens are really just there to add another dimension to the textures and flavors. But of course, a pamumu is more than a mere quick lunch! Its greatest charm of all is that right after the customer orders it, a wyvern employee cooks the lizard meat with her breath in front of their very eyes! And then, and then, a lizardman carves up that perfectly roasted meat with her incredible swordplay, or rather, her knifework, and slides it into that yummy fresh flatbread! Yes, pamumu is a meal with a show! The freshly-made, piping hot, soft and flaky pamumu is finally complete when it’s finished off with a secret sauce made from deluxe mamono realm herbs that Syltia’s own father invented when he was a cook in another country! That intense, amazing smell goes all the way up into the very heavens themselves, tickling the nostrils of the surrounding dragons, especially the high-flying wyverns like me… it whets the appetite enough to get us drooling. If a wyvern who’s been made so utterly famished by that amazing smell were to spot a single man in the middle of eating a fresh pamumu… unfortunately, we just can’t control our dragon instincts! She’ll do an incredible nosedive from the skies just to get one bite… or, well, no, to eat the whole thing! Oh, p-please don’t look at me like that! But don’t worry too much about it; a single wyvern who ate a gentleman’s pamumu will certainly recognize him as a “most charitable master”. No doubt she’ll owe him a debt of gratitude! If that happens, the wyvern will take the man home in order to repay the favor— they say that one good deed deserves another, so she’ll let him take a taste of her, making full use of her body so the man won’t be able to live without his new favorite meal ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ Translation Notes: I just wanna say that I ripped my hair out trying to figure out what "pamumu" is punning on so I could try to make a suitable wordplay on it for English, but I came up with literally nothing. It's... pretty clearly some sort of gyro/donar kebab, but I couldn't find any weird niche Japanese name for those kinds of things anywhere! I might have to ask Will/KC about this one because it's driving me nuts. Anyway, that's why I left it intact from パムム. Also I want to eat this one real bad. 1: The term used is パン生地, which refers specifically to uncooked dough, and since nothing about frying or baking after the goodies were in there was ever brought up, that just felt insanely weird to me. I took a liberty and just made it "flatbread" to avoid further weirdness. >Chocohorn Available at: “Loveride” flagship restaurant (While supplies last) This is a sweet known as a chocohorn, a rare item sold at Miss Syltia’s family home. There’s a bounty of mamono realm crops that one can enjoy in the Dragonian Territories, full of fertile bright green mamono realms, but these chocohorns are made from one that’s particularly rare: “horn cane”. Like you might surmise from the name, horn cane grows from the ground and ripens into a horn-like stalk, and is only found in hilly areas that get plenty of mana and sunshine. Harvested horn cane is known to be used in various medicinal decoctions, but when toasted by the breath of us dragons, it tastes and smells like sweet confectionery. These chocohorns are made from horn canes prepared in that very same way, coated with a mixture of “slimeshrooms"1 and chocolate. With its dark chocolate coating, this treat has a perfect balance of bitterness and sweetness, and on top of that, it always retains that just-baked crispiness. Due to how scarce horn cane is, chocohorns are only sold within the narrow window when it can be harvested, but the second Loveride announces their availability, everyone, young and old, even Her Majesty the Queen, comes to buy them up. Dragons from all over Dragonia come hunting for this confection in droves, and they form very long lines in front of the restaurant. While it’s true that dragons are so dead-set on getting their hands on chocohorns due to their irresistible and addictive flavor, there's actually another reason. Horn canes coated with that slimeshroom mixture are so slippery that when we dragons, let alone humans, try to hold them in our claws, they slip right out— inevitably, if you’re trying to eat them, the only way you can do it is by holding them in your mouth. Of course, trying to eat them that way all by yourself is… a challenge. So i-in other words, you eat chocohorns with— are you going to make me spell it out for you? It’s something you eat with a man you like! The dragon holds it in her mouth and the man eats it, and vice versa! It looks just like a kissing and, a-and, and just watching it makes me cringe! However, the flavor is unmatched, so there’s really no other way around it if you want to try it… here! I can’t believe I begged Miss Syltia to prepare one just so an ungrateful lout like you could… I-I mean, I would never do that. I just… happened to get my hands on this! Just think of it as candy that has to be eaten this way and quit whining! N-now, take it from my mouth… ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~ Translation Notes: 1: This is distinct in Japanese from the existing "sticky mushrooms" from WGII. Stylistic consistency with Brolen would make them "slimy mushrooms"... but if I had my druthers, sticky mushrooms would be called "stickycaps". >Tricoromille (Dragonia Branch) Location: Dragonia Empire’s “Dragon’s Den Alley” Ahem. First of all, let me make it abundantly clear that I have not taken you to Dragon’s Den Alley for any nefarious or underhanded reason. All of this, I’ll point out, is solely to take you to Tricoromille as a part of your tour. … I-I mean, yes, this is also my first time going to an establishment like this, but not to worry— I’ve done recon on the matter! This is the Dragonia branch of Tricoromille, the greatest cafe chain in any mamono realm specializing in prisoner fruits, famous for its “prisoner fruit parfait” that consistently boasts first place in “Mamono Realm Slow Life”’s yearly sweets ranking, now at last establishing locations all across the land. The impetus for Tricoromille opening a location here in Dragonia was a conversation held at a get-together with the mamono realm nation Lescatie some years back. Originally, Dragonia was full of hearty dishes made to build up essence, but there weren’t any shops that could provide lovely sweets like this, nor any real sweets culture. This was a source of worry for Her Majesty Deonora for quite some time. Hm… now that I think about it, as far as sweets-focused places in Dragonia went, the place that the captain before me, Sylvia, had opened, was probably the only one. At the time of the meeting, the lilim who represented Lescatie, the fourth daughter of Her Majesty the Mamono Lord, Lady Druella, recommended the Tricoromille cafe that had just been opened in Lescatie to Her Majesty Deonora. Upon Lady Druella’s recommendation, Her Majesty went to Lescatie on her own two wings, and was terribly impressed by not just Tricoromille’s products, but their lovely uniforms made from arachne silk, and the adjoining inn, complete with luxurious beds, that allowed male customers to take unwed employees “to go”1. She immediately approached the founder of Tricoromille and asked her to establish a new location. And just like that, this cafe was opened in this neighborhood, where ever since, both humans and monsters have been visiting every day in search of a sweet moment. This Dragonia branch has adopted many Tricoromille classics, like gifting a uniform to long-time employees, and the “take-out” system where male customers can bring an unmarried dragon home, but it seems like they’re rather committed to maintaining a “spirit of Dragonia”. Let’s see, let’s see… ah, I see, according to this guidebook, there’s an all-you-can-eat sweets buffet where even a dragon can satisfy themselves, excellent! And hmm, when you’d like to take an employee home… wh– “you can use Castle Dragonia in lieu of an inn”?! Her Majesty Deonora’s castle… even I’ve never stayed there! Apparently that up-and-coming idol group Dragon Heat even goes there for live shows sometimes… dammit, the Dragoon Corps needs way more perks! Gghh… hey, look at this “dragon-sized parfait”... it’s the perfect amount for us to eat together, don’t you think? Well… everything’s an experience. L-look, I’m not enjoying this or anything, this is just another part of your training! ~Captain of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps Altoiris~ Translation Notes: I LOVE ALTOIRIS SO MUCH. I need you guys to imagine everything from paragraphs two through four as her sort of badly paraphrasing from a visitor's guide that she's trying to hide from You that she's still reading. 1: Did you guys know that お持ち帰り, or "takeout/food for to-go" also is preexisting Japanese slang for taking someone you met at a bar or club home with you? Yeah, KC didn't make that innuendo up whole-cloth when he made Tricoromille in WGII. >Dragon-Sized Parfait Available at: Tricoromille’s Dragonia branch Prisoner Fruit Parfait (Dragon-Sized) Only available at the Dragonia branch location: a dragon-sized parfait, ideal for dragon and human couples! This incredibly filling serving is an expression of all of our wishes as employees at Tricoromille to make an ever-so-sweet moment between a lovey-dovey couple last even a second longer! Please enjoy this sumptuous treat, chock-full of mamono realm fruits harvested right here in Dragonia ♥ 【Horn Cane】 As part of a collaboration with Loveride, we are able to provide sweet and fragrant horn cane! 【Scaleflower】 Scaleflowers look just like dragon scales, smell as refreshing as mamono herbs, and even accelerate the effects of other magic goodies! They may be petals, but they’re quite edible— they’re as sweet and chewy as a gummy candy ♥ 【Intoxication Fruit】 (AKA Mamono Realm Grapes) The cultivar of mamono realm grape used in this parfait is “Dralot”1, one raised right here in Dragonia. These large, fragrant “dragon jewels” will make you reveal a whole new face with every bite of parfait you take ♥ 【Draberry】 It’s the fruit of the scaleflower: draberries! This sweet yet faintly tart fruit will give a “charming breath” effect to any woman who eats it! 【Couple’s Fruit】 A fully-ripened, juicy, and plump couple’s fruit is carefully placed on the tippy-top of every parfait! The way you eat this completely fused, delicious “love elixir” depends on the couple— mash it into a cream for your parfait right away, or save it ‘til the very end for the final treat! Of course, in this cafe, we recommend going halfsies straight from your love’s mouth ♥ Translation Notes: 1: The "t" is silent, of course. I've romanized ドラロー ("doraroo") this way in order to make it a more explicit nod to preexisting cultivars of grape like merlot.
>>36608 Isn't that what a taisui is?
>>36610 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED THE SCORPION Sound delicious
>>36612 Not really. The taisui is more like a learncow+hatter fusion.
>>36614 and a dash of gazer
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>>36614 >Hatter adds taisui elixr to her tea >Haku wears hatter's hat >Taisui gets learntouched by haku which of these monsters is getting the WORST HEAD?
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>>36611 dragon idol group, you say?
>>36619 Why is the gargoyle flashing her panties? Preposterous, lewd, uncivilized.
>>36619 i have never liked idol stuff and have mostly viewed it with a passing disliking but i will make an exception for them
>>36619 These idols are BEEG. You might think their manager is small, but no, he's actually 6ft tall. Tall... for a human. Oh and don't mind the gashes and cuts in his suit - he had a nasty fall just before this picture. Nothing more.
>>36623 "A man's true place is bellow BEEG mamono." Suckrates.
>>36619 none of those are dragons though
>>36610 >>36611 I'll take the chocolate horns
>>36626 She's a MINOTAUR. Stop calling her that; she doesn't like it.
>>36625 i ran some heuristics and the one on the left is probably a dragon
>>36629 She's got all the dragon parts. So you're probably right.
>>36537 >wait this isn't safe sex, this is your vagania
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>>36632 Many such cases.
>>36633 pulling out after she says this and politely bowing before leaving
Meow! Mrrrrrrroooooow!? Meow?
>>36635 caturday was yesterday
>>36636 Cats are naturally tardy creatures
>>36637 Please do not call cats tards.
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>>36637 >cats are retarded. You heard it here folks.
>>36639 Dogs don't even have a day of the week.
>>36640 they don't need one, they understand there's no reason to force celebration I'll pick canines over felines any day of the week
>>36640 They have a whole year in Chinese zodiac.
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you can pretend all you want, but a chesh and hound would gladly put aside their differences to demolish anon emotionally, physically, mentally, spiritually, metaphysically, sensationally, financially, magically, hygenically and many other lys. It is not cats vs dogs. Its cats and dogs vs anon
>>36643 And that is why you need a SNEK. The SNEK is the natural enemy of the cat and dog.
>>36643 this is why i turn to mankinds oldest friend, the spider
>>36643 one wolf could handle a cat and a dog
>>36643 You can rub centipede poison all over your body to deter predators and parasites.
>>36647 I cannot do that because I am a certified pedephile and cannot legally purchase centipedes or centipede-related products. Why, if a big, scary centipede were to show up at my door I would be unable to resist the urge to have missionary position sex with her for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>36643 >Demolishing anon philosophically
>>36648 >I am a certified pedephile and cannot legally purchase centipedes or centipede-related products. Sounds like you live in an order city. In MGC, pedephiles get a goverment assigned pede to keep them in check so that their urges don't become too great and they end up begging centipedes for their poison on the streets.
>>36610 R.I.P viagra scorpion
>>36649 I'll demolish her anus in return
>>36652 That's a bold statement for someone who is in reverse amazon range.
bros I want to be a rare mamono realm cooking ingredient hunter
>>36655 >anon after watching too much Toriko
>>36654 Why are amazons scary in reverse? They seem bad enough going in the normal direction.
>>36658 the largeness of the posterior
>>36658 >talks, walks, eats, and absolutely lives every facet of her life in reverse >not horrifying
>>36660 Sounds like normal amazon shaman shenanigans
>>36572 She's doing DLs and squats on the same day? One of those two lifts is suffering for that.
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>"Greetings traveller. To pass, you must answer my riddle. Beware, for if you are incorrect, I shall make you my scratching post." >"Alright." >"What walks on four legs at-" >"Man." >"Nya!?! HOW!? Grr... Alright smart ass. Seeing as you've heard the unsolvable sphix's riddle before - somehow - here's another. What is my name?" >"Cleo." >...*whimper*"h-how?"
>>36663 She should have picked one of the riddles from the hobbit, that would have stumped anon.
>>36663 okay ms sphinx if you can answer MY riddle I swear I'll always answer every riddle incorrectly in the future no matter what is on the line what word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
>>36665 Short
>>36666 I wasn't asking YOU I was asking the sphinx because she won't know it
What happens if I collect all 300 Sphinx Riddle question mark trophies scattered throughout MGC?
>>36668 5 points on your gamerscore. That's about it.
>>36669 So you say, but that badge makes desert girls oasis wet.
>>36670 sphinx only though if she's your wife it'd make her happy, but everyone else thinks it's dorky. except maybe you could impress a hakutaku
>>36669 you get an upgraded badge 15 points if you do it whilst retaining your virginity.
>>36672 that's a fake cheevo that's only there to tempt people into trying, can't actually be done it's the same as the "pet 15 sets of fluffy ears without getting married" one. they're just bait laid by the mamono lord for me, whatever I get, I get, even if it's only "Hello, world - Take your first step into the portal"
>>36650 Oh, man, that would be amazing! I wonder if I get a smol centipede, would she have more potent venom like many smol non-mamono bugs do?
>>36673 then how come i did the dragon massaging one on first try?
>>36673 >Walk into cave after getting portalled >It was cold and raining, so you sought shelter >As you venture into the dark, you trip and fall over a rock >Land on something soft and warm >And it’s snoring, very softly, very deeply >”Gruh… huh?” >Said warm snoring mass stirs and stands >ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Bigger they are… Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>36670 So it restores the Desert Girls' Oasis!? What a mighty deed! That oasis shall be a pathway to safety for many sexy ladies in the desert.
>>36676 >Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck Well, yeah, that's probably what'll happen
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>>36673 no wonder "marrying the princess" gives 1000 points then.
>>36679 >Lilim >Holding a ball in her mouth Proof that Lilims are just large dogs
>>36680 I'm pretty sure that's bubblegum.
>>36676 It's fine, cave girls are usually gentle.
>>36681 It's a ball. I wonder if she is a fluffy samoyed lilim?
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>>36682 Anon... its not a cave.
>>36682 Caves are just blindbags for monster girls. It could be a friendly wurm or werebat. It could also however be a sleeping ogre or manticore.
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>>36685 slimes and mushrooms enjoy the humidity
>>36685 >implying ogres or manticores are not friendly The dorky introverted ogres and 'cores resent that
>>36685 Yeah, but all of those are good options! Don't blind bags have bad results in them? Like one of the results should just be a large potato.
>>36688 well, there's that cave lilim caves are her special interest
>>36687 No all ogres are big mean green smelly brutish thuggish BARBARIANS. At least that’s what the stories they tell kids at bedtime and the posters on the order streets say. If you wandered into an ogres den she’d make jelly from your eyes and have it on toast.
>>36688 Horrific blind olm wurms that refuse to allow you to leave thier grasp. Revolting glow wurms that trap you in thier sticky threads. A lot of wurms really.
going through the portal and receiving a message directly from the chief god about how I am destined to destroy all monsters and deliver humans into a new age of prosperity, along with an accompanying all-powerful blessing, only to immediately lose to the first mamono I see
>>36692 yeah that's usually part of the initiation package
telling miss automaton that her engine's burning out because she's fueling it with doubt (and she could do without)
>>36692 This but tempted to stray from my path by the sleepy weresheep under the apple tree outside the starting village.
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>>36692 you clearly do not understand the chief gods plan, great hero. you will see, in time.
>>36691 Those, again, all sound good. Do you have wurmphobia? Wurms are cute!
>>36691 zombie wurms that are even dumber than living wurms
>>36698 that's a hazard, no brain can contain that much dumbness simple proximity would cause brain drain
>>36691 >>36698 >>36699 OK, real talk, I love the idea of exploring many kinds of wurms, but I hear a lot of anti-wurm sentiment in these comments.
>>36700 you're misunderstanding I LIKE that they're dumb. it's cute
>>36700 Once you have pondered the leech wurm you cannot go back
>>36702 Do they really stick with you?
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what monstergirl wouldnt mind me loudly snoring as we cuddle?
>>36558 There's something extremely alluring about a monster's shiny and well lubricated anus
>>36705 Mino. She snores louder.
>>36705 Snoring can have a hugely negative impact on your sleep quality. Most mamono would find it upsetting for you to do that. Also, IRL my dad snored like a goddamn NIGHTMARE for decades. But he had sleep apnea and got a CPAP machine. Stopped all his snoring. Like 100%. It was amazing. Wish it'd have happened when all 4 of us shared hotel rooms... but it is what it is. So, like, consider it! Especially if you're one of those EU Anons from a country with real healthcare.
How many penises are too many penises? My wife is getting upset that I only have 1 and wants more. I offered, like, a second one, and she just laughed at me like a child telling a knock-knock joke.
1 or none, weirdo
>>36709 if you could call it a bouquet it's too many
>Hitting sally with a taunt kill
>>36715 i just run away on the first turn
>>36716 >anons go full metal slime strats Hey, if it works, it works.
Big update just dropped
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I'm reading through some old profiles again and realizing the art has a lot to do with my feelings about the monster. Even when the text is okay at worst I had a worse sentiment about the monster than I should've because the unappealing art is what stuck with me. I'm sorry, girls.
Would mamonos tolerate augmentics, chromes or any transhumanist limb replacements since it needs self harm first?
>>36720 They're okay with tattoos and piercings, so it seems some level of self harm is acceptable, it's probably just a matter of extent. I think they'd certainly be against surgery without anesthetics as sometimes depicted, but if you can get an enchantment, buy a magic item or chug a potion that lets you do the same thing one has to ask "why, choom?"
>>36720 in addition to above, probably depends on the mamono. an automaton or golem or similar is probably much more fine with it. a gremlin... we don't want to think about that right now, they got too many ideas already
>>36721 Chrome is cooler and feel more earned since you lost something in the process. I would over chrooms if left unchecked. >>36722 Grem is either the perfect wife or the worse since they can upgrade tech or jam it at will
>>36569 Ok, will all the girls appear in it?
Many heated debates between 'cores about what number of tail petals is the best.
>>36726 'core must be radioactive, despite my reluctance for the average profile, the more I'm exposed to them the more I feel weakened. They're more and more present in my daydream, I want to touch the fluff, use the tail and molest the ears. It's gnawing at my brain, slowly, insidiously. It's a constant fight, should I turned my top 3 into a top 4 or cull this feeling before it's too late? It's already too late, the disease is terminal. Beware, of the strange effects of the 'core for I'm already lost.
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>>36727 'cores are made for secks.

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they're God's cuddliest rapists.
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>>36729 Would manticore get jealous if you started obsessing over the tailpussy too much and disregarded the bat cat thing attached to it?
>>36719 Happens to the best of us.
>>36718 Update of what?
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Need me a big 'noobis.
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>>36737 Sorry anon. Or big anubis stock is empty. Would you like a small anubis with big hips instead?
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No work today! Drink up me hearties, yo-ho!
>>36739 Lucky you, what's on the menu?
>>36740 Read the bottle, it's Oni Red. Whatever that is.
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>Be you >Tiredly standing around in the train after work >You feel someone walk in front of you >Looking down, a pyrow is grinding her butt on your pants. >She looks back at you and says: <"SDIMBT" How do react to the situation?
>>36741 Or maybe it's a label saying who the hooch belongs to?
>>36742 shout >CHICKEN JOCKEY! and punch her in the face, I'm getting too old for this shit
>>36742 I cast magic missile. She's not getting my wizard levels that easily.
>>36741 Must be a doburoku, the cow spider have good taste
>>36746 What does cow spider taste like?
>>36715 Salamander is weak to backstabs, but no way I'm playing Spy I don't like that class.
>>36748 Spy is a highly specialized subclass of the Rogue class. You could choose any other number of subclasses.
>>36747 A mix between crayfish and rumsteck, it's illegal to eat cow spider flesh.
>>36748 >Ambassador your salamander
>>36750 >tfw your husband will never eat some small part of you (it'll grow back!) to be with you FOREVER >Sad_Cow_Spider_Noises.wav
>>36753 You can drink Ushi blood at least.
>>36754 That's only HALFWAY to Cow Spider Jesus! Mamono HATE half measures!
>>36739 Giwtwm Work is a death sentence. >>36742 Tell her to stop harassing her elders, and ask if she has any cute demon aunts
>>36737 Good >>36738 Bad
>>36729 Isn't every monster, though? With a few exceptions.
>>36709 Has she considered utilising the services of an Atlach-Natcha?
>>36761 Exceptions like?
>>36742 "sorry miss but I don't think I could ever love someone I can't converse with"
>>36763 sabbath monsters, automatons, lims
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>>36765 >Sabbath monsters >Lims. Now you are just trolling. You mean to tell me THIS wasn't made for sex?
>>36765 Automatons are definitely made for secks.
>>36766 who let you into the earth internet, druella? why do you have at least 11 pictures of yourself saved?
>>36766 they can do sex, they just weren't made for it. they're made for conquest.
>>36769 I need a Cheshire to deliver the YOUR MOM joke that his post deserves.
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>>36768 There's actually 268 images. >>36769 Made to conquer your heart, perhaps?
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>>36765 >this >not made for sex
>>36767 i don't know if they got made for it but they definitely got retrofitted for it
>>36773 not made for sex at all, theres something wrong with you if you find that attractive
>>36775 repeating yourself wont make you any less wrong, buddy
>>36776 i cant see anything attractive there. they look like children, have no tits,are short, and are dressed extremely poorly
>>36772 >Made to conquer your heart, perhaps? Made to conquer unsuspecting towns and villages. My heart has a population of 1 right now so its poor strategy for any general to waste its time here.
>>36778 but what if it's not about population it's about the natural resources you have immediate access to? what if she wants to colonize you? turn you into the new frontier? she needs to construct more ziggurats and she needs your gold and lumber to do it you should have sex with druella.
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>>36777 >are dressed extremely poorly Like actually poorly or do you just think it doesn't fit them?
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>>36777 >they look like children, have no tits,are short Weren't you supposed to be listing reasons for them not being attractive?
>>36781 why do you find children attractive anon
Spoilers: this conversation sux
>>36779 If she's in dire need of what i'm offering then she's up shit creek. Will she put me first or her labors? Will I be influencing policy or just sitting in the sidelines? Can i get her a therapist for her untreated mental illnesses?
>>36782 What's with the shitpost, bro? lolis are for sex, dont you know?
>>36785 answer the question
>>36786 I didnt see a question though? Just a shitpost. Why dont you try again?
Cats. Cats are for sex.
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>>36788 Big ones in particular.
>>36788 A cat is fine too.
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>>36788 support your thesis
is the makai actually nice to live in?
>>36792 great food, activities, weather, affordable housing, support programs the public transit is a little sticky though
>>36793 >public transit is a little sticky what do you expect from the Dark Slime Slip 'n' Slide Network
>>36794 So have we just accepted that any decent sized city has some kind of slime-tubing?
>>36742 Yell "VIBE CHECK" and violently push my hips forward. Hopefully she falls on her face and is embarrassed in front of her friends, but this is almost certainly the wrong move. The only right move is not to play and I'm already in a bus in a world with monsters.
>>36794 To be slippery and not sticky.
Hellhounds tongue my anus
settling down and breeding with the wife can wait for after an indeterminate amount of adventure with the wife there's too many cool places and things to see and do I don't want to miss out on touring dragonia and fighting giant lizards and eating them, or treasure hunting in matori, or the month-long bender in saida, or Leaving. in zipangu (the #1 thing to do in zipangu, or so I've heard)
>>36795 slimes have their own transport that leads into every home, just in case of emergencies. its a little scary sounding, but there have only been 7000~ cases of sexual assault directly caused by the network. mostly they just help with plumbing.
>>36800 >move into MGC >try to take a shower >accidentally turn the wrong faucet <covered in slime Well at least I'm clean...
>>36799 It can wait but it won't. Fortunately, monsters usually have low fertility rates. I hear it's a tradition for wandering souls to name their daughter after the town she was conceived in. I'm sure little Schlongia will be adorable.
>>36792 A thousand years of architecture to look at
>>36802 eh that's fine I guess we can save schlongia and pussytown for the family trip while she's too young to get married
>>36799 This is why most salamanders end up being raised under a tarp instead of a roof, and why thier manners are so horrific to boot.
>>36799 >visit a historic city with your new dragon wife >she laughs nervously <"Never thought I'd be back here. They sure did a good job of rebuilding it." >"Why, was there an earthquake or something?" <"No, I, uh... kinda burned the whole place down." >"Oh... well, it was a long time ago, I'm sure no one remembers it." >walking into the city center, you see a large stone monument topped with a statue of a vicious-looking dragon <"No, I'm pretty sure they remember it."
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>>36799 >>36805 Wife the youngest monster adventurers, then you have lots of time to go places before settling down to a nice house to raise a family.
>>36805 hey I'm TRYIN to be responsible here and get all the party and adventure out of the system BEFORE starting a family but the more I think about it the more I realize she's right and we should in fact take our dozen horrible little kids globetrotting, funded by dreams and whatever we can scrounge up. it wouldn't do to raise a bunch of kids to never have been anywhere >>36807 no and I really wish you'd stop insisting on this
>>36806 hey y'know if the monument's not defaced or anything maybe they really appreciated it when she leveled the town and besides there's no way they'd recognize her now
>>36742 >"SDIMBT" Okay, I give up, what does it mean
>>36810 SDI = Strategic Defense Initiative IMBT = Is My Business, Truly
>>36810 she's asking if your attack is plus on block or not "so do I mash buttons there?"
>>36810 "slow down I'm menstruating back there"
>>36791 True, cat is life cat is love
>>36808 Anon, the hide function is right there. If you don't like it, don't interact with it.
>>36815 nta but its important they know that theyre less than human, i hate having to share a community with those 'people'. i just wanna look at monster girls, not see some retard talk about wanting to fuck kids
>>36815 For that to be useful we'd need to be able to filter IDs. Also, we'd need to have IDs. On-topic-but-annoying posters aren't easy to ignore otherwise and expressing that you feel they're being a bit of a pest isn't unreasonable. Cheshire love this loophole and I wish the Queen would do something about it.
>>36816 man, same. It's why i don't come here as often.
>>36817 Learn your ABCs: ALWAYS BE CHESHING!
>>36815 correct, sorry >>36817 I think these threads last too long and there isn't enough general discordance for IDs to be a great idea. in /mgt/? yeah sure, but not here I actually don't see many (or any) cheshposts I'd consider annoying and don't get the stigma in current year
>>36818 i personally think it should be kept to /amg/ with the futa and furries
Embrace Perfection
>>36820 Yes, this place is too slow. I wasn't advocating for IDs, just stating they'd be necessary for that "just hide it, bro" mindset to remotely make sense. As for cheshposting, it gets annoying due to its frequency rather than any particular content. That's a personal peeve I'm not suggesting anyone do anything about since it's not just one or two autists serial posting. >>36822 Suddenly much more tolerable
>>36823 >, just stating they'd be necessary for that "just hide it, bro" mindset And what are you going to do, chimp out every time you see something you don't like instead? Use the hide function. >>36816 >i just wanna look >not see If only there was a function that allowed you to not look at the posts you don't like.
>>36825 i still have to look at the post at least once, and i do not want to look at it because it is gross. it should be with the other gross things on /amg/. not viewing it as gross is a personal/moral failing and again i dont want to have to share a community with you
>>36825 It's wild how people manage to reply to posts without comprehending anything they read.
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ms kraken is the most hugmaxxed of all mamono by volume of limbs unless you care to prove otherwise
>>36826 >i dont want to have to share a community with you Then why did you choose this community? Your only complain is having to briefly look at a post. If you like adults so much, start acting like one. This wasn't an issue in the old thread.
>>36828 Centipedes and spiders exist. Also, shouldn't we consider hug surface area or warmth? Sneks and harpies would like a word.
>>36829 i like mge because i like a lot of the girls, i like monogamy, and i like the whole being able to do magic by fucking, spirit energy, and all that. plus some of the world building is good. the sabbath shouldn't exist, because it just sours the rest of the setting for me. i try to ignore it, but some shitstain has to bring it up again and again. im sure theres things in mge you don't like, like maybe abyssals, or those potions that turn you into a dog. no one has issues with anyone shitting on those aspects, so i will happily shit on the sabbath.
>>36828 Kraken is definitely one of the most hugmaxxed, and by extension scylla and to a lesser extent, mindflayers. However, I'd argue sandworms are actually the most hugmaxxed because theyre constantly hugging you at all times. The same argument could be made for night gaunts, if you think about it. Maybe mindflayers, but again to a lesser extent. Depends on your definition of 'hug', too.
>>36832 >The same argument could be made for night gaunts Isn't that more like getting hugmaxxed? Slimes are what you might be looking for.
>>36831 >no one has issues with anyone shitting on those aspects, so i will happily shit on the sabbath. People who dislike abyssals and transformations don't act like whiny bitches and don't shit up the thread in a vain attempt at discouraging posting of that type. Nobody is going to treat you seriously when this was never a problem back on 4chan, anons were posting about sodomizing lolis almost every day but suddenly this is supposed to be a point of contention? Nah I'm not buying it, I'm more likely to assume you're trying to stir shit up and have ulterior motives. Especially when someone on 4chan is talking about this already.
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>French Kraken "Le... a-nons! Le anons! How I love Le Anons! Love to corrupt and be served by little humans. First I bind up his legs then I pull out his sword Ah mais oui, ça c'est toujours délice. Le anons le anons HEE HEE HON HON with my cleavage I press them into! My emotions inside say that I am his bride, cause I love little humans, don't you?" >Notices a shy anon watching her from afar "Zut Alors, who is this one?!" >Swims over to him and cups his chin "Sacrebleur, what is this? How on earth could I have missed, such a sweet, little succulent man. Quel dommage, what a loss! Tentacles go across, now some lipstick I think - just a dab! Now I stuff you in breast, its so soft, cause I'm dressed! And you're certainly unlucky I am! Cause It's gonna be hot, inside my clothes bound and locked, Tout à l'heure, mon Anon, Au revoire!"
>>36834 NTA, but what if I want a sabbath that's just onee-san baphs and busty dark mages?
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>>36833 You're right actually mb. Gaunt is definitely one of the best monsters for people who enjoy hugging. I wouldn't say slimes are much better at hugging than anything else, though, because what they do is more just submerging you in slime. Unless, of course, you count slimes shapeshifting and growing extra limbs and the like, but that feels like cheating. This is because slimes are unbeatable. It seems like cheating because it is cheating. Can't beat the slimes, man.
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>>36830 oomukade legs are tiny and spider physiognomy doesn't really jam with hugging you with all their legs the prehensility and squishiness of ms kraken's tentacles maxes out the surface area. warmth may be an issue sometimes since she's soggy and is a valid point snekhugs and featherhugs ARE nice. snek is probably the runner up. featherhugs are very soft but aren't full body squeezes >>36832 sandwurm is an interesting choice but I'm not so sure it counts as a hug in the same way I'm not sure I can count slime engulfment. scylla are perfectly valid and even have art depicting the act, they definitely match kraken. I just had kraken on the mind for gaunts it's inverted and you're the one hugmaxxing them, same as flayers. they both mostly just have the two limbs
>>36834 i promise, i still complained back then. also, thinking someone would come to capybarachan dot organization to stir up shit is insane, theres better places to do it. some people, better people, just think youre subhuman.
Use the hide function. Final word on the topic.
>>36832 Don't forget Ms. Tentacle! She's able to give hugs with just one of her tentacle pod hands, that means if she sandwiches you between her hands you can get double the hugs with only one of them.
>>36839 >better people Kek. Remember, KCs favorite mg is baphomet. Your whining has no place here
>>36840 ms tentacle crushing me into a diamond with her hug hands is a must
>>36837 Not the slime. The more sophisticated slimes can definitely be more than just submersion though. If they control their fluids well enough they can create the sensation of wrapping countless hands, tentacles or whatever around you whether you're inside of them or not. Then there's Shoggy, who can grasp you with an impossible, maddening number of appendages. That's cheating on top of cheating, I suppose.
Quick reminder that now there is a Hide+ function that automatically also hides replies to the hidden post
>>36845 I had to refresh the page. Perfect timing.
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>>36845 Im impressed these silly puritans came here too, I remember clowning on them for hating loli on the touhou board lol anything new with this one?
>>36848 Someone was trying to trash on capy on another board yesterday. Could be an extension of that, or could be paranoia.
>>36838 >oomukade legs are tiny and spider physiognomy doesn't really jam with hugging you with all their legs I will not stand for such preposterous slander of the precious Oomukade. Her segmented legs are long enough to fit you on her comfortable centipede belly. Chitin itself is actually soft, and so their underbelly is just cushiony enough to rest comfortably. It's like a myriad of arms hugging you gently all at the same time.
>>36842 Oh, she'll make you diamonds, alright.
>>36835 The forced tit grab is too powerful. How do you counter it? I tried squeezing REALLY hard and it made it worse.
>>36851 what does this mean
>>36835 Extremely Fucking French Woman is so goofy I just don't think I could get hard for her at all no matter what mamono is behind it you can just read how much saliva is in her throat and the opening vowels are dropping themselves >>36850 those legs can't even reach each other though yeah there's a lot of 'em but she's not doing this >>36838 ms oomukade is cute and can simulate a lamia hug more than the legs coming into play >>36852 there is no counterplay, you just have to deal with it
>>36854 I think widowmaker from overwatch is the only good french accent i've heard. The rest sound so stupid. I work in tourism and hear them a lot, it is extremely unarousing.
>>36835 so what would be the mge version of Davy Jones' speech when they ready to wake the kraken?
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>>36854 That's more on the fanart that it is on them. Centipede legs, and by extension, Oomukade legs, are plenty long to reach their belly. They need to be that long, otherwise they wouldn't be able to move. The Oomukade is the cuddlebug by design and implying she can't give you a hug is just spreading misinformation Apologize.
>Squeeze harder >You get sucked into slimes (it was going to happen anyway, but still) >Possibility of getting milk all over yourself >Demonstrates a desire for titty, spurring her on You have to let your hand go limp and execute a wrist release, but good luck applying one when tentacles are involved. >>36853 >what does this mean Tentacles teasing your benis :DDDD
>>36859 >Tentacles teasing your benis :DDDD Gondola monstergirl when? Actually, nevermind.
>>36859 >get milk alll over yourself you make it sound like the tit will just pop like a balloon. or a canadian milk bag.
>>36836 So is everyone yay or nay on big-titty baphs?
>>36862 They're monsters, applying pressure is 100% likely to result in milk spraying out of her nipple in an erotic way regardless of how lactation actually works. Cover the nipple and it'll dribble down your arm, don't and, well... >>36861 Inb4 THAT image.
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Imagine getting mad at little girls, and not the :angervein: kind of mad either, that would be silly.
>>36858 I never said she couldn't hug, just that she's not on the same level of hugromancy as a kraken (or by extension a scylla, or a tentacle if you're into that (it's DIFFERENT)) she's the cuddleBUG and can do that better than any other bug and no one can take that from her, BUT those limbs are still comparatively little and not nearly as prehensile as the cephalopod bodyplan >>36859 as always the solution is to not find yourself in the losing situation in the first place an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure >>36864 yay, personally. it's even canon with the marune sabbath, though those are mostly oppai loli I believe, rather than proper nee-san baphs
>>36864 Give them big titties, a propensity to act like a an adult and we're in business. Bonus points if they also have hips so they're just shortstacks. Marune is almost single-handedly saving baphomets from the trash bin in my tier list.
>>36864 Marune's sabbath bro. Go nuts
>Learn something the haku doth not know >Do not tell her
>>36870 how can you be sure she doesn't know it, and just hasn't bothered mentioning it because it hasn't been relevant? the only way to know is to ask if she knows it, you know
>>36866 >:angervein: you can just copy paste emojis here, uooooh😭
best hat in the MGE?
>>36871 I ask her to infodump everything she knows about wurm cuisine, and then cross reference that with my new information gained from observing wurms in the wild.
>>36875 >wurm cuisine VERY finely chiseled rocks
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>>36873 my wife's hat
>>36876 >Throw pocket sand at wurm >It works temporarily because she licks it off of herself like you just covered her in Pixie Sticks >But then she wants to see if you have more candy
>>36876 >wurm kneels before royalty >...wurm got no knees >wurm flattens herself before royalty >"Your majesty..." wurm utters >wurm kisses the ring >"hey, where did my ring go?" >wurm making sucking noises with full mouth - "I dunno"
>>36873 my vote is split between ms horc's and ms dark mage's, I'd need to collect information and conduct research to solidify an opinion
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>>36867 >those limbs are still comparatively little Oh, so now we are getting into bodyshaming? What about the fact that the oh so great tentacles are always in a state of slime and slippery. Not so much grip without their suckers, which only stick to the surface and don't contribute to the squeezing a hug requires. Every time a kraken tries to hug you tight you just slip from her grip awkwardly. Oomukade have plenty of grip and snug unlike those (loose)rs. Her legs can actually exert gentle pressure on your body and press you against her firm body without you slipping.
>>36877 I hadn't reacquired this one since I got my new pc. thank you anon.
I wish KC had expanded more on the lewd tattoos that succubi and amazons have. Its such a good detail and I want different ones that do different things.
If a monster you were mostly just neutral on asked a haku how to win your heart, what would she tell her? What would she have to wear? What tactics must she use? [spoilers]if any, i know a lot of people here are easy. no shame in it.[/spoilers]
>>36884 Isnt there a separate article on those pleasure runes in the sabbath book?
>>36886 Yeah, there is a whole ass article explaining the different types of tattoos and what they do. It's in the sabbath grimoire book
>>36888 >>36886 I had no idea, thanks.
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i havent been able to look at kunoichi the same since i played monster girl dreams.
>>36889 holy shit theres so much magic
>>36864 hell yes. praise Marune. I love my big titty devil and fox, and their mothers.
>>36885 Embarrasing, newfag kun.
>>36881 I can tell this poster is actually an oomukade because all replies are focused entirely on the negative and perceived abuse the suckers aren't full strength on/off only, you know. they can offer just enough friction to prevent a cartoon banana peel slip noise soap (husband) dropping incident, and then once you're properly locked in place by way of having multiple limbs and angles covered, then they can initiate no-escape no-suckers squishy soft hug mode >>36885 I won't tell any mamono any of that, I need to maintain my cool and strong and unapproachable image, it's all I have
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>>36894 >on the negative and perceived abuse What do you mean. I'm not an Ommu, I just can't stand boog slander when you say their hugs are second rate and her legs are little. It's not perceived, you represent an Anti-Mukade agenda and i will not let you spread your lies around. Oomukade are good girls and they have just as good hugs if not better than your wet towels.
>>36885 I'm not bothering to single out a single monster, but in general she'd advise them to do one or more of the following: >Stop being a cunt >Be honest with him/yourself >Acquire curves >Act like an adult >You're at an eleven, turn your lust down to about a seven when you meet and learn when to put a lid on it after that For the ones I'm neutral on I think that would about cover it,painting in broad strokes. A few more girls would be worth considering with an INT boost, but I'm usually not just neutral on those.
>>36893 it took me about 5 minutes to realise why it didnt work, my bad.
We have lesser succubi, but is there anything else on the transitional period between human and monster? I know lesser succubi are already full monsters, so what I mean is, when someone becomes a (for example) raiju, is there just a popping sound and now their hair is blue and fluffy? or does it take time?
>>36897 There is a help page on the top. You can see all the formating options there. Next time lurk and adapt to thread culture before you start shitting on other people.
>>36900 Not him but it sounds like (You) really wanted to shit on someone instead
>>36895 "she's cute and good at hugs but I think this other one is the best at hugs" isn't anti-mukade or even dismissive I never even said anything mean and her legs ARE still little they're like a foot long. and not even the focus of the hug, that's the lower body coiling around yours >>36900 >shitting on other people. he didn't even do that
>>36899 KC has said that monsterization can vary depending on the individual, which is more or less saying it's up to the individual writer how they want to do it. It can be very fast like a magical girl transformation or slow and taking months like growing up. You can see the QnAs about that and other stuff in the wiki linked in the OP. >>36901 >>36902 I know why i said that and he knows what he did. Enough said.
>>36900 >>36901 >>36902 excited_khepri_noises.gif
>>36896 Ooh, I missed questions. >What would she have to wear? If she's going for full monkey brain overwhelming sex appeal, she should take something that would be hot but reasonable on the streets and plunge the neckline, make it tighter, maybe add/raise a slit for a dress, but otherwise leave it as something I can call clothing without using air quotes. No visible nipples, ass crack or vag even without obscuring magic and less out there than some of the more out there red carpet fashion. Lots of monsters have figures that would make them hot fairly modestly clothed without all the effort though. Things like sweaters+leggings or tight jeans (or just long enough to be a sweater dress without looking crazy slutty) work well. Tankntips are also nice, especially with a visible bra underneath and dolphin/running shorts. Casual lewd is queen. I'm really not picky, just do the opposite of what Druella says. >What tactics must she use? Get me somewhere quiet enough to have a conversation, have a conversation to convince me she's worth considering and flirt in an obvious but not heavy-handed way. Plenty of brushing and laughing would probably be good. If she can make me feel like I'm leading things even when she's guiding me by the nose all the better. At any rate, the idea would be to boil the proverbial frog.
>>36900 i genuinely just typed spoilers instead of spoiler, i am not the anti-sabbath witchhunter
>>36902 Oh so now you are trying to absolve yourself of fault huh. At least you finally admit it's your (tasteless) opinion instead of presenting it like a truth based on her biological properties. Oomukade hugs are diverse and adapt themselves to the situation. She can both lay flat and hug you with her legs or use her whole body to create a snug prison of chintin. She can also use that same prison to trap you and her both inside and use her sweat to distribute her poison though the air inside. What does your mollusk have aside from accidentally inking herself and covering you in black.
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>>36864 I mean yeah sure
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A centipede is fine, but she's hardly the shrewd negotiator that the stalwart soldier boog is. Also, a soldier boog can tell you obscure facts about a very specific period of history (varies from boog to boog which) with border line autistic precision. Also, I like soldier boogs.
>>36909 But why does boog like apol?
>>36910 Tasty and healthy, apol is good for you.
>>36907 you aren't selling me more on the longboog with this abusive victim act broomukade >>36910 everybody likes apples and if you think you don't you simply haven't had a cosmic crisp
>>36910 soldier beetles have a thing in their profile about tree sap, so maybe its just becauses apol tasty?
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>>36912 >abusive victim What is this random therapy speak. I don't care if you are sold on her or not. I won't let you smear her name just to praise someone else. How about next time you let your wife's merits stand on their own instead of comparing her to others?
Are the fallen maidens games any good?
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behold a real victim
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>>36915 Yes, they are very short and barely games but they are enjoyable so long as you are not one of those people getting mad at corruption
>>36915 They're basically glorified VNs. If that's fine with you, they're okay.
>>36916 Worst monster to be panties for?
>>36916 dude looks all <the shit I put up with for a couple extra gaming hours with bros
>>36919 Undead. You'll just get neglected.
>>36919 the ones that can't even wear panties
>>36921 Ghoul panties...
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>>36921 Right, the undead believe in going commando
>>36916 Right? She turned him into panties and isn't even wearing him...
lamia panties...
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>>36920 >ITSWORTHITITSWORTHITITSWORTHITTITSTITSTITS >Oh shit the flayering is kicking in bye lads
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>>36923 Non-existant. They go commando and use a loincloth. Only undead that uses panties semiregularly is wights.
>>36919 its gotta be something like a centaur or a cockatrice. the speed they'd be going at would cause a lot of chafing.
>>36930 Spats solve that problem.
>>36930 A wyvern then, because they got a fat ass plus a tail plus mach speed. >>36929 We must branch out from tentacle panties to tentacle loincloths. >Semiregularly Scandalous. Also, even Banshees? >>36922 Can't or won't? A slime can't, but a jub won't.
>>36912 Cosmic crisp, jazz, etc. ALL SHIT! You need a classic apple! GRANNY SMITH apples are green! And tart! Just like I take my women!
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>>36932 Even Banshees. They are too busy being sad about their favourite singer visiting Hel to put on underwear.
>>36932 tentacle loincloth sounds too unintimate could but it could work. maybe some kind of cavewoman abyssal that hits you over the head with the loinclothification club
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Why be panties when you can be the whole fit?
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>>36929 >Only undead that uses panties semiregularly is wights. Not really, but I think undead would look great with a thong or side tie panties, more than that would be meh
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>>36929 >Only undead that uses panties semiregularly is wights. Not really, but I think undead would look great with a thong or side tie panties, more than that would be meh
Is it rude to ask a ghoul to fuck instead of letting her suck your dick?
>>36932 can't, eg slimes and lamia/mermaid bodyplans. or you'd just have to look really really silly and unsexy on something like a centaur. that would also be a pretty lousy fate slimes could at least sort of do it with some effort. raising themselves up out of the central mass and separating a pair of legs being panties isn't a great time regardless though >>36933 >granny smiths best of the classic/naturals due to the tartness and crumch, but too dry for me. I can't go back to them >>36940 no, why would it be? that's the supersex for ghouls. at least you're asking
>>36941 Granny Smiths need to be tart so you bake with them! Soldier boogs deserve pie! Apple pie! With ice cream! And not kraft cheese like some weirdos do.
>>36938 >>36939 Wight-san is so thicc that she takes up two posts...
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feeling really unworldly right now for my lack of apple knowledge. carrot supremacy??
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>>36932 I mean, i said semiregularly. They use them because they know they are sexy. As soon as the panties job is done they are gone. >>36941 Lamias can have tight, cylindrical shaped panties that adjust to the shape of their hips and stay comfortably in place. For centaurs it's more difficult. Guess they'd mostly rely on clothing being long and heavy enough to cover the front. For the back it'd be something like a pelvic curtain.
>>36943 when I make an apple pie I do it with a blend of apples, personally. I do always include grannies though since they come through so strong grannies, cosmics, and pink ladies all mamono deserve a good apple pie. I will hold them down and make them enjoy the brown sugar cinnamon streusel topping if they even think about resisting my delicious advances upon their meager palates I WILL get compliments for my cooking from a mamono >>36945 carrots are great, especially orange ones, but have you had the white or purple ones? huh? have you? >>36946 I might be a bit of a panties purist but I feel like if you're changing the core shape they just aren't panties anymore. 2 leg holes and snug against the crotch, or it's just something else. the lamia one for example's just a skirt I was mostly thinking about a big goofy pair of normal bipedal panties on the back of a centaur
>>36947 >purple ones? No sadly not. I guess I can't call for carrot supremacy either. Cake supremacy.
>>36948 Carrot cake is the best cake. I will die on this hill.
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>>36949 Completely unrelated to monster girls but carrot cake is ass. I have never understood the appeal. Red velvet is the best cake.
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>>36947 For the centaur sure, i didn't call it panties for a reason. They don't have much reason or purpose for panties, instead relying on some type of pelvic curtain or these big covers(wouldn't know how to call it). As for lamias though, i think they should definitely called panties, as they are a type of underwear meant to cover the pubic area goingt hat has a hole for the torso and a whole for the lower limbs(which in this case would be the tail instead of two legs). A skirt isn't meant to be underwear.
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>>36908 i do enjoy me some hijinks
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>>36946 The high class and seduction-based girls know the right lingerie is sexier than no panties.
>>36919 If ogre wore panties, then ogre. Though, if she knew it was anon, then she'd probably make an exception, cause it'd be funny... for her.
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>>36864 i'll take goats small, medium or XL
I don't wanna be panties I wanna be a human because mamono love humans and not being ambulant sounds scary.
>>36939 The intelligent undead should understand why panties are nice at least sometimes. Even liches once they've run enough experiments. >>36940 Rude? No. Silly to ask? Yes. You've gotta just slide it in after she's had a bit of fun with her mouth, you won't need to ask after that.
>>36956 If your wife willingly transformed into briefs or boxers, would you wear her?
>>36958 >”Chesh, what’s wrong?” >”Well, anon, I’ll be brief.” >Chesh turns into purple and black briefs while paralyser plays
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>>36958 Forgotten...
>>36958 no, I would find it extremely weird
>>36960 Cum rag wife
>>36958 I'd only wear a slime gf
>>36958 Manticores can be your underwear without transformation.
>>36967 Anon you must wear your pantiecores. >But wife, that is just your tail. No buts.
my wife is very susceptible to a low hanging fruit joke here and I'm glad she's gone unscathed
>>36969 Miss Soldier boog is interested in this low hanging fruit and would like to know more
>>36968 >No buts. The tail alone won't cover your butt.
>>36968 >using portal magic to separate your wife's tail from her body
the only thing I will be wearing is full plate armor to maximize my defenses against mamono attacks
>>36958 Temporarily? If she insisted I guess, but not in public. Anytime sex or blowjobs sounds great, but I'm not into that sort of thing with people around and having the rest of her normal body at my disposal would be a better experience on my end. It'd be an "I'll do it for you" sort of thing.
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>>36977 slime bait.
>>36979 I was hoping to bait ms raiju actually
>>36981 Naw, metal feet would ground you. Try half plate or a nice, long spear.
>>36982 they're barefoot sabatons and I start every battle with an I HAVE THE POWEEEEER, blade raised overhead
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>>36864 I like and enjoy both
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>>36957 The intelligent undead know that it's more effective to wear nothing down there
>>36985 nopan is good but sexy black lacy panties are also good and it looks weird to wear a garter belt without them
>>36986 The IDEAL pair of monster girl panties are LASERS!
>>36985 Sabbath brats know this too. those cheeky little devils .
>>36987 Gremlin go and stay go.
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>>36989 No, I say she can stay. Let her cook!
>>36990 Last time someone let her do that there was more motor oil in her stir fry than peanut oil...
>>36988 I think they would understand being a tease with suitable panties is more titillating, Momonika's brats definitely would. Thongs, lace panties, see-through fabric, lowleg panties that can't cover everything if she bends over enough, etc
>>36991 Your internal organs need lubrication!
>>36990 mamono species that definitively cannot be trusted in the kitchen under any circumstances, no matter how much skill they claim to have?
>>36994 Man, anyone can learn to cook; it ain't that hard. Start with instant meals that are easy to accessorize (mac and cheese, for example), and idiot-proof meals like toast or a sandwich. Build up from there.
>>36995 ms hellhound burned my bowl of gorilla munch
>>36994 Mersharks are both too large for a normal kitchen and would struggle to prop themselves up to operate the oven in a safe and comfortable manner.
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it's tough being a diplomat with mamanos aggressive negotiations
>>36995 I make my mac and cheese with Marune dairy. it brings all the girls to my yard.
>>36885 >He's touch-starved and lonely >Doesn't understand how to build or maintain a non-abusive relationship >And he's both terrified of commitment and will never make the first move >He likes mean gothy redheads She could've just said the last line, but you know how hakus are.
>>37000 There's a method to Sensei's madness. Knowing those first three points let's her know howean she can be and in which ways.
>>36885 "food and beer and swords and a dazzling toothy smile, and don't be a flatso" -complete and direct quote from ms hakutaku concerning how to court me
>>37001 Haku hooves typed this post. She's showing off her tap skills.
>>37003 Please, I would have at least proofread that post even if she did it with her hooves.
everybody's accusing everyone of being a mamono tonight must be the work of a mamono
>>37005 Mamono hands typed this post!
>>37006 not me sir/ma'am, just a lonesome defenseless human on the internet hoping to high heavens to not be assaulted by a friendly, ferocious and buxon mamono
>>37007 >friendly, ferocious <"Howdy, neighbor! Hope you're ready for me to rape you senseless!" >"...Huh?" <"I SAID i'mma wring a few fat fuckin' creampies outta ya and then give ya the creampie chillin' in my fridge! Then maybe I'll do it again!" >"...Huh?" <"Gao!" <*Respectful ravishing noises* Southern holsts are something else.
>>37008 and to her I ask, what business does a HOLSTAUR have gao-ing?
>>37009 i've heard there's more tigers in texas than there are in the wild
>>37009 She's very ferocious, y'see.
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>>37009 Just normal cow noises.
>>37008 >just like that? not even gonna offer me a glass of sweet tea, let alone a meal?
>>37013 She IS the meal.
>>37013 >Prime beef >Dessert >All you can drink milk >He wants more You're pushin' the limits of hospitality, mister. Why, you couldn't ask for much more unless she were your wife.
>>37015 You're gonna try to ravish a man and he's ""NOT"" your husband? Just gonna shove his face in a tit and pretend that's hospitality? Nuh uh, your momma didn't raise you right. A guest needs be offered at least a cool glass of water on a hot summers day, a sandwich if you're being a proper neighbor.
>>37016 A gentleman would make sure he proposed before pawpaw found his shotgun and forced the issue.
I can't marry a cow
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>>37018 then perish
>>37019 maybe I could marry this one
>>37019 May I touch the cow?
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Make sure to periodically check inside your walls for stray gremlins trying to "improve" your wiring and rata listening devices
>>37022 found a couple of those things making a nest in the pantry wall how the heck do I get rid of them? I've tried just making myself big and yelling but they weren't intimidated
>>37023 feed them after midnight, i think
>>37024 no way I'm going to fall for that you're one of them aren't you
>>37025 Well, if you don't feed them they will continue constructing their doomsday ray inside your walls. Surely you can spare a cracker or two
>>37026 I KNOW what happens if you feed them after midnight
>>37027 What really is "after midnight"? Is it a specific time zone? I mean, every time is after midnight technically, what's really the difference between six am and three?
>>37028 you think gremlins don't have internal clocks synced to the local time zone?
>>36885 "He doth lust for the tailpussy, so you had better learn to grip good with that thang."
>>36885 He has an ego but also low self-esteem, can quickly turn to extreme measures, and doesn't value his life much. Avoid life-or-death dilemmas and go slowly. Being a kiki or any kot (except for Cait Sith) and a sub is almost mandatory
Alright anon, you have the ideas, i need the practice. We talked a lot about panties, so give me 3 monstergirls that you want to see a pantyshot of.
>>37033 mimic
>>37033 kraken
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>>37033 Aunt Titania
>>37036 Don't call her aunt. She might look old but she's young at heart, or so she says.
>>37037 auntie is irrespective of age if she has an older sibling with kids, she's an aunt
>>37039 Sure, but it sounds old, like you are bullying her because all of her fairy friends have married already and she has to take care of their kids on the weekends while thinking about having children of her own.
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>>37033 Mino
>>37042 Anon can't count, just like his wife.
>>37043 They only count on each other
>>37043 >>37044 Sounds like the tagline for latest Wurm romantic comedy hit hit, arriving at MGC cinemas this Autumn.
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The hot weather is coming back. How do you help an Apophis in her "bringing eternal night" on her kingdom? My local apophys seems too sad or depressed, she doesn't speak about conquer or wars. How do I light her fire? Do I need to bring down her rival pharaoh for her and present it on a silver plate? I tried to ask her directly, but she acted weird.
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>>37049 Obligatory >be me >be lonely >see apopsicle >start handholding with apopsicle >she blushes and is too warm because even though it's summer she is dressed for winter
>>37050 Moving out into wintertown is not an option right now, she's too apathetic, only moving to try to slowly grab me or laying in bed. Maybe she's sick?
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>>37034 You do have the key, right? Surely you didn't forget it at home.
>>37033 Miss Gremlin and her LASER PANTIES
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>>37035 The panties are very flexible indeed, but you are going to be even more flexible after she punishes you for putting her in such an embarrassing position.
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>>37036 She's looking for anon but can't find him. Now where could he be.
>>37056 Does the same key work on the panties as on the main chest? >>37058 Most bashful Kraken I've ever seen. >>37059 Is she looking for anon because he gave her a wedgie?
is there a ratatoskr palantir with all of our weaknesses im a big database at the makai?
>>36958 no, unless shes effectively given herself an abyssal transformation and shes wanting to attach to me. could be romantic.
>>37061 Well, that was the PLAN, but Miss Rata just uses it to watch cute boys shower instead.
Whats your favourite TYPE of monster? Not like specifics, like a ushi-oni or an apophis, but the general kind like arachne or lamia. Humanoid is a boring but acceptable answer. For me, its probably plants/alraune.
>>37064 >Humanoid is boring Humanoid is a shape, not a type though? Most Undead, Kemonomimi, succs, and pretty much everything that doesn't walk on 4 legs is humanoid.
>>37064 undead
>>37064 Dragon or undead
>>37065 I guess i meant shape, wrong word for me to capitalise/use
>>37064 I’m gonna say bugs. Beast types are second.
>>37064 rabbit
>>37068 That's not what everyone is answering though, including you. Plant isn't really a shape.
>>37071 yeah, but i meant like alraunes, liliraunes, etc, are generally the same shape. i did forget about flow kelp and tentacles though. its early. my bad.
>>37064 i take bonus damage from lamia and harpy
>>37064 I guess the Majin type since my favorite mamono is one of those. I've never really paid attention to the Type/Family classification.
>>37073 Better avoid quetzalcoatls then.
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>>37075 they seem pretty rare, i'm probably safe
>>37074 Anon likes mutants.
>>37077 chimera acute
>>37064 non-furry humanoid beasts in general the mofu... runner up is succubi/fiends the horns...
>>37079 You know who has horns AND mofu?
>>37080 the lesser succ
>>37064 Harpies and Foxes, can't decide which type I prefer more. Makes no sense because I love harpies for being more monster than human and foxes might as well be cosplay thots but whatever.
>>37081 i love the detail of succubi keeping the fluff they have as a lesser succubus if their husband likes it. theres extremely fluffy arch-succubi walking around.
>>37082 Harpies are really good, but they are also unfortunately usually flat, so jubjubs are the only ones i really like, as well as black harpies.
>>37084 Jubjubs are too 'oombrained for me, Gandharvas are decently endowed and just right as far as MGE harpies go, IMO. Though my all-time favorite bird is the harpy queen from MGQ.
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>>37084 it's important to remember that encyclopedia entry art is always just one example depiction of a species, and they can't always be blowout bombshell perfect specimens, such as example ms cheshire
>>37085 i am also remarkably cumbrained (if thats still the term for men), so jubjubs being Like That is fine by me. gandharvas are great, i just always forget they exist.
>>37081 >>37083 Why are lesser succubi fluffy to begin with?
>>37064 Kot mix with anything expect for the furry thing. I really 'yip for example, a perfect mix of my old interest for snake, my obsession with cats and love for fluff
>>37088 maybe they're like seals. seals start fluffy then lose it. just for warmth, and maybe to encourage cuddling so their husband/victim/whatever is more inclined to give them spirit energy. they can get rid of it when they can go out and take it for themself (by pinning him down and fucking him senseless)
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>>37087 >gandharvas are great, i just always forget they exist. They need more art with desert themed see-through lingerie, maybe that would help them make them more popular. At least judging by the number of replies pic rel usually got whenever it was posted.
>>37086 This is very true, its the reason dark angel went from one of my lowest ranked monsters to top 10. Also, the profiles of harpies does specifically mention they have small bodies if i remember right, and that jubjubs are the exception. This is boring, though, so i'm going to ignore it from now on and proceed assuming harpies are busty as all hell.
>The quick reply empties every time you close it now That's going to take some getting used to. I'm going to delete several of my essays for Sensei by accident before I do.
>>37061 There better be. I'd fill out a survey if the demon lord sent one, but I've provided enough information if she's being all coy.
>>37093 >The quick reply empties every time you close it now Noooo
>>37095 But most importantly it doesn't empty out when you refresh the page, that was the worst on 4janny
>>37093 it bothered me that it didnt before, i kept having to delete my last message before i could send a new one
So, a Cursed Sword is just a girl that picked up a mana infused sword, fused with it, and now she wields it since it's a part of her. Meaning her husband can't wield the sword. Would that make an actual, wieldable sword-spirit wife a tsukumogami then, or would she also be a cursed sword?
>Dear resident >You are in reciept of this leaflet as our systems indicate you are a single man eligible for one of several government sponsored initiatives to promote love, tolerance and acceptance of monsterkind >MARRIAGE (Makai Appointed Restoration Regime - Interim Aligned Government of Earth) offers a multitude of services, events and facilities to encourage the exchange of ideas, culture and strengthen trust between our two societies >Below is a short list of Lilim Viceroy approved example schemes and services MARRIAGE run to promote coexistence and acceptance > -Eros Summer Camp > -New couple home renovation grants > -Interspecies exchange housing program > -Portal exchange schemes > -Monsters and you - Coffee and Learn > -Magic 101 Evening Courses > -Monsterous History in Motion > -Monster Governor Walk-in Clinics >Please find on the reverse a short survey which you may fill in and return so we can provide a more tailored selection of services to your circumstances >DID YOU KNOW? (Over 100,000 men are eligible for Free Cupid Matchmaking Consultations but have not claimed them - It could be you!) >You do not need to fill in this survey, however as you are in our systems, we may send over a government representative to discuss further >It's okay to be alone, but be alone together with a monster >"MARRIAGE - Earth is in Loving Hands" <Official signature and mark of the Demon Lord
setting wheelie bins on fire with kelpie
>>37102 i love setting wheelie bins on fire
>>37101 why is the idea of totalitarian takeover by monster girls still hot
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>>37104 because
>>37100 >actual, wieldable sword-spirit wife a tsukumogami Yes.
>>37101 >-Monsters and you - Coffee and Learn > -Magic 101 Evening Courses Not sure how much the first one would be needed for MGE knowers but I'd attend if just to have coffee with a monster not in rape mode. The magic class speaks for itself. >>37104 It'd be totalitarian takeover by someone who wants you (yes, (you)) to be happy. This is in direct contracts to every other world government which wants to make you as miserable and be as authoritarian as it can without being deposed. It's an improvement.
>>37104 Unlike every totalitarian regime IRL and practically all of them in fiction, mamono dictatorship would both actually care about the well-being of its citizens AND be competent enough to deliver.
>>37101 where's the one where I'm part of a group of adventurers in mamono realms, discovering and acquiring rare natural resources as part of a team of specialists traveling into dangerous locations? >>37108 at least for the first generation or three
>>37109 Have you got in contact with the Job Service? They are very keen to bring in fresh marriagable human workers across the portals for many reasons. You could become an adventurer. There are also positions at the Holst Farms, The potion breweries, the wurm mines, the Dragonian Palace Staff, among other fabulous positions.
>>37106 Thanks. I'm working on a character and wanted to make sure I had the type right.
>>37110 god I wish I could just make a call and be assigned a job instead of going through the application process what purpose do human employees even serve in the wurm mines? the others I can mostly see, though the potion breweries just seems like being a human test subject
>>37112 >what purpose do human employees even serve in the wurm mines? Simple, the braina : manager-director
>>37113 >cat herder for wurms get meowta here
>>37112 Wurms get sad if they don’t have someone to talk to. That alone makes your salary worth it—a happy wurm is a productive wurm!
You wurm sixteen hours Whaddya get? Another munched boulder and another day in debt
>>37112 If they could just ensure there was an actual job available for every listing rather than smoke and mirrors for tax breaks that'd be great. >>37115 >a happy wurm is a productive wurm! And a work not causing thousands in property damage. That's the real benefit to having a wurm wrangler.
I breached my portal conditions. Now the giant scary hound with a fat ass is gonna de-paw-t me. I don’t wanna get depawted. It’s just another hound codeword for rape.
>>37101 >Magic 101 Evening Courses This one is a 50/50 between just a trap for men to get hypnotized/shrunk, etc and then raped, or actually interesting and useful magic
>>37101 Sorry but none of this interest me, anything else ?
>>37119 >Continuously volunteer at magic 101 courses hoping to get sexed/hypnotised/shrank/something lewd >Haku levitated you >Dark mage made you hold a target she shot a magic bolt at >Elf made you stand in a magic circle that teleported you to the floor upstairs >Polite applause and thank you and then back to your seat each time It’s just not fair
>>37121 You should visit one of the designated raping alleys. I hear they have some sort of wristband system so you can tell potential suitors what you're into.
>>37122 >Anon doesn’t know about the wristbands >Just keeps shouting about his major fear of spiders and walking into their webs. >”Amateurs…” the local rapists all say.
>>37115 this sounds nice, but is a trap >can't take vacation days without guilt >can't be sick without guilt >can't sleep in without guilt
>>37122 I need there to be a guide to the wrist band system. Does it vary from city to city? I don’t want to put on a purple wristband thinking it will be a cat monster indicator only to get jumped by a vampire because it’s different from the town over.
>>37124 You could always record voice lines, like all those video gamey audio logs, that she could listen to on days you're off.
>>37124 You won't the only one working there so don't worry about taking paid days off.
>>37125 Just ask the valet at the entrance. They'll take all of your non-shredable clothing and explain the rapist-facing fetish identification system the alley uses. >>37126 >Wurm with a talking Anon plush C-cute...
>>37104 i want tsurara-onna gulags
>>37126 >first 3 minutes is generic attack dialogue >in desperate times she jerks off to the grunts >such as december 14th, when you were gone for 3 whole hours. you sick fuck.
>>37130 >jerks off *shlicks off? whatever the fuck, either way mb lol
>>37131 No, jerks off. She knows the hand motions and does them to the tip of her tail. She doesn't know why people do it but she heard it helps with stress.
>>37130 How much time before she spams the "we're rich" line until the nuki corporation free her from her shackles
>>37121 >Don't get raped >Don't learn anything >Only get used as a magic prop. The worst fate od them all. I'll be informing the Eros Church of this abuse.
>>37135 Get a lawyer and sue them!
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Imagine sex with monsters
if i lived in the makai i would actually pay my taxes.
>>37137 all I ever imagine with sex is rough cowgirl or lotus position with lots of deep forceful kissing it's more fun to imagine more general romance stuff
>>37137 I'm tired of imagining. When do i start practicing?
>>37136 Any good lawyers you recommend?
>>37141 Just walk up to any deem. She will help you!
>>37135 >Visit Eros church and angrily explain your situation >They gasp and immediately spring to actio >Anon is immediately assigned a mothman, lich, and gremlin wives >At no point in his waking life is he ever again not high out of his mind or being experimented upon magically or mechanically >Also, it turns out pink works surprisingly well on a lich Good end? >>37137 >Brown Eros cow My inner Gosling will eat well this morning.
>>37143 oh no. not the grem. she's a FREAK in the bedroom.
>>37143 Worsr end possible. I just wanted to learn some cool magic man.
mindflayer abs
>>37143 strawberry milk
>>37101 >Cupid Matchmaking Consultations >she's a huge pervert and gets increasingly horny and explicit as we browse through the catalogue of potential matches >clearly touching herself the whole time
>>37145 Boy did I misread the intent of that post then. Who would make the best magic teacher, do you think? I feel like Sensei would be good, but maybe not the best since her specialty is less magical. >>37149 Sounds like she's really into her job. Really though, a matchmaker who understands and can share some of your excitement in a professional way would be the best. Probably encourage you to be more open, too.
>>37095 >>37099 Looks like you both got your wish >>37150
>>37137 This but anal sex with monsters
>>37153 Maybe I’ll get my wish, too! A wurm in every home!
>>37157 Please no. I like having standing walls and they track dirt EVERYWHERE.
>>37158 If you let Miss Wurm batter against your walls, she’ll ~return the favor~.
>>37157 that's way too many wurms and she's intruding on the peaceful life of me and my mamono wife
>>37157 I'd be ok with a miniwurm. They are cute, and i'm sure she would brighten up my day with her smile.
>>37157 When he says a wurm in every home, he actually means wurm on the radio - spreading joy and cheer to every household in Monmerica
>>37165 I am wishing so hard for you to have SO MANY WURMS in your actual physical home physically in your presence! DO NOT RESIST THE WURMENING!
>>37166 STOP *Drowns in wurms* WISHING *Drowns more in wurms* FOR MORE WURMS IN *wurms arrnageddon* IN MY HOUSE
Does anyone know a story with a non sadistic manticore ? I need a fix
>>37152 Depends on the school of magic. Liches for necromancy, succ for nimphomancy, any of the spirits for elemental magic, a dark mage for teletomancy, and so on.
>>37168 None of them are really sadistic; the pure fluffy love a manticore feels is just paired with a great shyness making her a lil tsuntsun.
>>37170 Am I remembering incorrectly or was Nymphomancy monster only? If not, it'd be cool to have sexy magic battles with the wife even if it's not otherwise all that practical.
>>37173 Yep, mb. A shame really, seems like a silly restriction tbh.
today's mamonews the self-proclaimed "cruelest manticore in the world"'s pounce went wrong and she inadvertently hugged a human man who hadn't been touched by another living creature in 23 years. so moved was she by the tears in his eyes that her heart grew three sizes that day and they're due to be wed next week other manticores suspect cupid meddling, but no evidence has been found
>>37173 "'Seduction spells' can theoretically be used by human men to charm human women and monsters, and would exhibit a high effect on monsters in particular since they normally view men in a sexual manner with their values. However, since it is 'nymphomancy', it would be extremely difficult for a human man to acquire and use." You can easily extrapolate this to the Nymphomancy school as a whole. Hard but possible for men to learn.
>>37178 >Hard but possible for men to learn. Bit of a downer but least it's not off the table. Hitting a haughty monster with Mepty Kiss or something would be an Eros approved power move.
>>37178 Doesn't the Sabath Grimoire say that you need to have mamono mana to cast nymphomancy, and that anyone can learn it, as long as they are a monster?
remember to always carry a picture of your nemesis and to stare at it sometimes to fill you with vengeance
>>37183 I don't like taking pictures of myself.
>>37141 a Demon, single female lawyer, who happens to look amazing in mom jeans
>>37186 >happens to look amazing in mom jeans When she's wearing that and has her hair down she's in comfy mode. I business mode she puts her hair, wears a pencil skirt suit and looks great in that too.
>>37181 It says Mamono have an aptitude, meaning they'll have an easier time, not that only they can do it. I skimmed over the mana overview, and I didn't see anything that precluded males from manipulating mamono mana.
>>37189 To add to this, this is a wish fulfillment setting after-all, if you want to imagine hijacking a Lilim's dark matter ball to molest her with it go for it.
>>37187 Messy bun + Mom Jeans + baking something
turning into an incubus makes you a monster too. so keep fucking your wife or wives and you'll be able to manipulate mamano mana
>>37193 >turning into an incubus makes you a monster too Nope. The encyclopedia is pretty clear that incubi are still human, and that their mana is different from mamono mana.
>>37194 dang. I hope I only lose a point. I knew I should have studied for Miss Haku's test instead of relying on my memory .
>>37192 >Exposed, kissable blueberry neck >Apron >Probably swaying her hips a little while she hums to herself >Not paying any mind to little old me behind her Ah, there it is again. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
>>37197 That's why you gotta aim lower. LOTS lower. ~Devils are just short deems~
>>37177 Any witnesses claiming to have seen a flash of pink have mysreriously disappeared, and then reappeared weeks later in love resorts.
>>37200 >flash of pink I bet that was a cupid panty shot. Cupids are known to wear pretty pink pa--
>>37200 the flash was just the manticore's heart pupils lighting up
>>37202 People have to learn to parry or roll dodge when they see the flash.
>>37173 Invent the totally unique school of eromancy then, definitely not the same as nymphomancy because it takes the far more outlandish and dangerous approach to accomplish the same tasks! The human way!
magic is lame, I will defeat mamono with my bare hands
> -Magic 101 Evening Courses My GOD, I would love this. >You bought a 3 ring binder for this. >Taking notes in a classroom isn't something you've done in DECADES. >Have a skip in your step, excited to learn MAGIC. >MAGIC. >Everything in your fantasy life has revolved around wizards and magic since your mom gave you The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy as a kid. >And you're going to LEARN IT! >LEARN MAGIC. Anyways I sure hope there's not any magic studying mamono out there. I would be unable to resist them.
>>37101 Sorry, here's your (you)
>>37203 as miss automaton always says, if it don't flash blue parry on through
>>37206 Imagine your mage "study partner's" joy when you cast your first cantrip. I bet you'd both be beaming.
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>>37209 She'll be very IMPressed!
>>37210 what kind of magic is ms imp teaching her anon?
>>37101 >see leaflet in my mail box >read the list of schemes and services. >see new couple home renovation grants >try to figure out how the hell that applies to me since I'm single >Decide to go for a single Coffee and learn session just to try it out. >Start to wonder if I'll be obliged to drink the coffee when I go. But really how the hell does I as a single man benefit from the renovation grant.
>>37211 She knows MANY powerful spells. >Spell to make anything taste like a sugar cookie >Spell to make anything taste like a ginger snap >Spell to make anything taste like a chocolate chip cookie >Spell to make anything taste like a molasses cookie Only problem is the chocolate chip cookies taste like HER mom's recipe. Looks like Anon is going to have to take her to HIS mom to learn how to replicate that flavor with a new version of the spell!
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dress up like a cleric if you want to be a hellspawn magnet
>>37214 I feel like they know if you're faking it
>>37215 but will it matter if they're too horned up to care?
>>37216 I'm sure she'd be more than willing to engage in a "succubus corrupts purehearted man of god" roleplay
>>37216 >Miss Chesho keeps teleporting horns onto Anon. >Air horns >Bicycle horns >Tubas >Trumpets >Wurm head (she's a dullahan and really, really chatty) >And a giant blue French Horn with "season 9 was shit" written on it Anon is too horned up to care about demonic seduction.
someone has got to STOP this teleshire
>>37219 I volunteer to stop her! With my DIC--! It's GONE! THAT CATTY LITTLE BITCH TELESTOLE MY DICK!
>>37220 It's in a better place now or will be soon.
>>37221 >Finally track your penis down with the aid of a dark mage >Cheshire has it in a 10 gallon fish tank lined with wood shavings >It has a water dish, food dish, and a little wheel to run around in >It's actually using the wheel when she begrudgingly lets you in to take it back WHAT IS HAPPENING
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>>37219 the only thing that can stop a bad teleshire is a good teleshire
>>37222 A hamster wheel? I don't have one of those. How am I going to tell Dr. Horsepussy that my dick isn't getting enough exercise at my next checkup?
A very silly Chesh and the most high strung, prim and proper High Elf fall for the same anon What hilarity ensues?
>>37223 can a cheshire with a heart full of good and kindness truly exist? is such a thing even possible?
>>37226 well no, she's a cat. it's a relative scale
>>37227 there must be a way because we need a hero
>>37228 Well, there's this hellhound with brain damage and a fox that fell into a vat of industrial purple dye...
>>37229 a hellhound could pull it off if we made her purple but I don't think foxes have any good in them either
>>37230 Just throw some potassium salt and strontium nitrate into the hellhound's eyeflames to turn her purple.
>>37231 the hellshire hero will deliver us into a better and safer time
>>37172 I take that for a no
>>37226 Yes don't listen to other anons, if it's what you want, you can get it. Not all cats are cunt
>>37216 Yes, no good relationship starts founded on a lie
>>37234 I will had a grain of salt to my previous statement. I just find a dead mouse brought by my normal cat, he's really happy and expect me to eat it instead of burying it. Even if a cat is very nice and full of kindness with you, someone may pay the price.
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>>37227 A being of purest malice
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>>37237 >said beings malicious goal.
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>>37238 Oh no so malicious but nothing a good pat pat can't fix
What happens if i don't pet the cat?
>>37241 They'll lie down on your keyboard until you pay attention to them.
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>>37241 She gets angry and sad
>>37244 Oh, no! Sad mamono, my only weakness.
>be mad scientist >conduct all sorts of experiments on your unsuspecting Kiki maid I wonder what 6 months of intense jubjub dreams will do
>>37247 Depends if you are sexually relieving your maid like the manual instructs.
>>37248 I got her a 300 dollar gift card for Bad Dragon. I didn't get a maid to do more manual work around here.
>>37252 You're truly mad
>>37254 That poor Kiki. Imagine how neglected she must feel, crying herself to sleep every night.
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>>37255 She needs assistance as soon as possible >>37256 Could conquered and civilized
Ocelomeh sunset invasion
>>37258 I do need a Crusader Kings with mamono
>>37258 I'd love to invade an Ocelomeh's sunset, if you know what i mean.
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>>37254 I know. In real life I could not handle a sub monster. So my solution is to get her so riled she turns domme. That is what I need, stern domme Kiki with a knife.
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>>37239 Always a favorite
>Take off hatter's hat >Disarmed hatter is easily picked up and bullied
>>37264 >Don't be such a baby. Hats grow back.
>>37264 >Take off hatter’s hat >Enrage timer starts >01:00 >00:59 Oh shi—
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>>37266 w-what happens when she hits 0? ...Mushroom cloud?
>>37267 Yes, and she calls you Mushroom Sephiroth.
The hatter's hyphae body is spongy and soft and squishy and slightly sticky. it makes her a treat to hug and you don't want to pull away. Soft mycelium cuddles. Shrooms win again.
>>37263 If I have to die and get reincarnated, this is would the perfect outcome.
Give me some drawing requests No lewd No gore No fetish
>>37264 Removing her hat won't make her any less thicc. Please be sure to lift with your legs.
>>31259 >>31760 >>32038 >>32508 >>34135 >>36170 >>37273 Still picking Leanan Sidhe pointing a gun at (You)
>>37273 Zombie wearing thong
>>37273 Gremlin mom smiling and putting her daughter's crayon "blueprints" on the fridge
>>37273 Gremlin wearing LAZER PANTIES
Druella should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
>>37281 she'd still be single
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>>36325 always say yes to a hebi companion
>>37282 Not if she uses her time machine to groom a husband.
Tell me about the first and second daughter of the demon lord. the queen of hearts and Droo Droo are third and fourth, but what about the older two. I bet they are SUPER DUPER cool.
>>37284 I bet drooler couldn't seduce an anon even if she was the last female entity on earth
>>37283 With that expression i don't think i could say no even if i wanted to.
>>37286 Druella bullying has gone too far and I think it's time we stop. I'll never stop bullying her for her fashion sense though, holy hell.
>>37289 Agreed. She should takes those ugly clothes off.
>>37289 I will continue bullying her until she opens the portals with the goal of killing me. if it takes getting her angry enough to do that to bring mamono to reality then the utter destruction of my soul is a small price to pay, even if it means I gain no benefits
You get Freaky Friday's with a mamono (you are NOT alping, a random priestess agrees to help you return to your original body) and it will take a week to get back to normal Who's the best and worst mamono for this to happen with?
>>37292 Best? Probably a lich although phylactery shenanigans are bound to happen or maybe a mantis outside of mating season. Something kuu or otherwise collected and not terribly horny while single. Worst? Jubjub. Imagine that crap and also lacking the intelligence to resist.
Its been asked a lot, but the answers are always fun: If you could mix two monsters into one, which would you pick? I'd go for a gaunt and a mindflayer. Miss shog is just a friend, say hi
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>What was his name? Snortius Buttcrackus <*Succturion laughs* >Well Succturion, do we have anyone by that name in the garrison? <Well no Mam >You sound very sure. Have you checked? <It's a joke mam. like uh... Saggius Hagus or Lickus Dickus >What's so funny about Lickus Dickus? <Well it's a joke name Mam. >...I have a very great friend in the Makai called Lickus Dickus.
>>37294 perhaps the shirobogey
>>37294 the dullahan shark
>>37294 Troll and Wight
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>RAPE is healthy! >RAPE is good! >Society needs more RAPE! >Cultivate RAPE!
>>37300 big canola
>>37294 The chesh'yip or cheshkiki
>>37296 dangerous sounding combo, do you need to breathe?
>>37300 No, Druella, rape is not conducive to healthy human-mamono relations
>>37298 i feel like she'd use her head as a boxing glove. it bashes AND bites.
>>37294 A Shirohebi and a Nurarihyon, a Shirohyon.
>>37305 Anon that's a hellhound.
>>37294 Nightmare and succubus. This would get me a two-legged hors like that one Barb image. I bet she could transform into like a Pegasus with bat wings, too.
>>37294 Jinko and Bogey. I'd cuddle with a regular Jinko anyway, may as well hugmaxx.
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>"Her callsign is 'The Hammer'" >"Did you give her that because she's good at hitting stuff?" >"No, we gave her that because she's as dumb as a sack of hammers"
>>37294 Pyrow and Cheshire—just fuck my shit up!
depends entirely on what you mean by best and worst >best- most interesting either something that can fly for obvious reasons. a gargoyle or a harpy of some kind. or a lamia or something. the completely different physiognomy would be an interesting experience. learning how to spiderwalk/slither/whatever would be a neat distraction. or a slime. sliding through cracks and messing with amorphism would be an interesting experience. really there's a lot of neat things, mostly just to see what it's like to fly or whatever >best- fewest problems some low-lust humanoid. an anubis seems very safe and respectful, though the big goofy paws might be irritating to deal with. can't think of a low-lust humanhands humanoid off the top of my head right now >best- kinkiest probably something like a jubjub, or something low level like a slime or imp or gremlin, who'll definitely take advantage of it. or a kikimora that goes full "well I'm the master now" >worst- lasting consequences something about mindflayer just screams "this will not end well" to me possibly a succubus. making the Rookie Mistake as a succ and accidentally killing yourself would constitute a terrible end >worst- most boring something inert. a maneater or adjacent. being stuck in place would suck ass. might be fun for her to get to walk around though, I guess. assuming she even wants to do that >worst- this would suck actually a sandworm? I'm assuming I'd have no idea how to do any of the things a mamono can do and being this big huge death noodle that doesn't know how to do the thing where she turns into a portable lamia would be nervewracking and probably TOO alien to be a good time. repeating inerts, as well. or something super duper obsessed with self grooming/image. a lilim that has a VERY important meeting tomorrow >>37294 somewhat vanilla but werecat succubus. or cheshcubus. a cheshcubus sounds like a world ender really I just like the cat ears+horns+:3+dumb(cat)+clever(succ) combo (thank you kamidori)
>>37294 I guess any of my top favorites would go great together, but if i have to choose, Oomukade+Inari. Imagine fluffy centipede with claws and long antennae like ears.
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>>37312 I bet there are bogeys shaped like all kinds of different mamono. They are giant plushies after all.
>>37317 >Oomukade+Inari That's a fucking bunyip with legs. Lots of them. What has magic done?
>>37316 whoops first meant for >>37292 >>37318 >hellhound bogey is out there ruining hellhound reputation by just being a big sappy cuddlemonster
>>37319 >with legs And segments. Don't forget the segments.
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>>37321 All hellhounds become big sappy cuddlemonsters when nobody's looking. Just don't tell them I said it.
>>37294 Balrog and Demon
>>37324 well yes, but this bogey is ruining the secret
>>37294 I really want to see what an ochimusha x salamander would be For maximum comedy, Kiki x dark elf
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What is the most addictive drug in the monster world? Monster crack
>>37316 Anon you're gonna have to expand on what "the Rookie mistake" is
>>37294 Ushi-Oni and Raiju
>>37321 >>37326 Hellhounds aren't the type to be secretive. Now Manticores, they really would hate their LARP is getting ruined.
>>37334 c'mon now, all whole "we can never be tamed don't ever tell anyone we can be domesticated" act is something they obviously take pride in, even though it's a bunch of bologna a bogeycore would be pretty damaging too though, yeah or an ushi-bogey. or a bogre
I already regret conceptualizing a bogre
>>37338 At least it wasn't an ogey.
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>>37337 >"we can never be tamed don't ever tell anyone we can be domesticated" act is something they obviously take pride in Got me thinking about mesugaki Hellhounds again and how they're everything but literally asking for it.
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>>37331 >Electric Spider Cow I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!
>>37342 "gremlin approved" is a good way of saying "this will go catastrophically poorly for everyone involved, but at least it'll be funny"
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>>37318 FACT CHECK: TRUE This is my only Bogey pic and I saved it because SPOODER
>>37343 Yes, that's why Gremlins are AWESOME.
>>37344 That could be an icy undead hermit crab too.
>>37346 In my heart she is a spooder. Of course, the world would be better if all women were spooders. This post brought to you by LOLth
getting a job at GremlIndustries is easy, you just need to sign three different safety waivers
>>37348 That's weird, the Demon in HR only made ME sign 2. Anon, you should get copies of all 3 of those waivers...
>>37349 there's a HR rep? what?
>>37294 bicorn + amazon. two legged horse hax, she has muscles and power galore to protect our wives and gives great snu snu
>>37294 Ushi-oni + Apophis I wouldn't marry it, but I want to see what it looks like and what it does.
>>37352 Anon, you're acting like you'd have a choice in the matter. >"~THAT'S SO CUUUUUUTE!~" XD
KC, where is the kurohebi profile? I'm already designing a heated cuck rock for her.
MAMONOS IN SUNDRESSES
>>37356 Are too powerful! Keep them out of this thread!
>>37356 Without underwear
>>37358 we NEED that power to increase the Longing Index >>37359 well duh
>>37359 >>37360 Honestly, I prefer them WITH panties. It's like the old saying >A Hufflepuff in the Streets >A Slytherin in the Sheets
>>37361 honestly it depends on the girl a real pervert with black panties on under the sundress? HELL yeah a bashful one going nopan because she misplaced them? HELL yeah
>>37362 But I am bashful in public and do not want to be getting too many eyefuls of ladybits while I'm out there!
>>37356 >>37359 Little brown, blue and charcoal girls in white sundresses, without underwear, after a light rainfall
>>37363 so avert your eyes to the best of your ability consider it ms cheshire's game for today
>>37364 >charcoal girls A carbon elemental? Mamono are getting pretty modern!
>>37362 demon mom in a sundress with classic white cotton panties. oh my, this old thing still fits.
>>37367 >it's REALLY snug around the tits, crotch and thighs because it was her pre-motherhood size >the stretch and proximity of the fabric against her skin makes it slightly more transparent >it's a hot-ass day so it's slightly sweaty as well muh >then the wind does the thing, fanning out her gorgeous long dark hair and pressing it even tighter around her legs as the sweet smells of summer waft through the air >as the strong breeze subsides, she catches you gawking and smiles. not lascivious or predatory, just gentle and warm, blushing slightly <"I'll never forget the day you first looked at me like that, you know~" MUH
>>37294 Vampire + Shirohebi
>>37367 Great, now I'm imagining a pyrow doing it too.
>>37303 it's fine probably
This is the Eros Cow, she has come in the name of love to make you happy. What can she do for you?
>>37372 oh wait lol someone already posted this same cow, this is what I get for not scrolling up
>>37294 wisp+charybdis
>>37374 i feel like one of the things holding wisps back are their small scale of influence. i need some combo that can devastate a region, like wisp+dragon, wisp+kraken, wisp+ryu, wisp+ice queen
>>37372 She can help me run an ammunition factory in Foxhole. Eros probably should have sent an Anubis but I'll take what I can get.
>>37372 if she played me in sc6 that'd make me happy
it's a "mamono arrive expecting horny and lewd, but all they find are lonesome dorks that want to play video games with them" episode
>>37378 AND BOARD GAMES
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>>37378 But I want both
>>37380 Me, too, bro. We want the same thing! >Vidya >Board games
>>37354 Messatsu this man, Kurohebi.
>>37382 Are you Jar-Jar Binks?
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do you ever worry about cow?
>>37384 I do. I worry that I will never have a cow. And I worry that not all cows are also spiders. Which is BEST COW.
>>37384 Not really, I think she's able to take care of herself.
>>37383 No, I'm telling her to Raging Demon his ass.
>>37378 How do i play vidya with my monster wife when i'm a PCfat?
>>37384 my only concern is chronic lack of cow.
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>>37378 >>37379 >An entire existence filled with lonely single men? >AND THEY WANT TO DO WHAT? >>37388 Truly LAN parties are a lost art
>>37368 >demon is feeling insecure >the family finally got some time off to spens together >finally got a chance to wear her favorite sundress >and it just barely fits, clearly showing both its and her age >its a hot day too, making the outfit sweaty and uncomfortable to wear >worried about what hubby would think seeing her like this >sees hubby is staring at her lewdly >just like he did all those years ago >feels a rush of joy and relief >even after all this time, he still feels the same way about her
>>37391 Y dis kot look liek dat?
>>37392 Unrealistic, I'd plow her with gusto daily. Immersion ruined but heart boner maintained.
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Listen closely now Anon, DON'T unseal that fox
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>>37395 maybe just a little peak under the seal you know, to make sure the adhesive is still up to code
>>37395 Did you know the human subconscious can't process negatives? It's true.
>>37391 >Truly LAN parties are a lost art Less that and more "I'd have to buy her a whole new PC and find games we could play together" God only knows I'm not putting her into any ASSFAG or hero shooter, that pain is for gremlins enjoyers.
>>37391 lan parties are runya runya's secret weapon
I want to run ttrpgs for a group of platonic mamonbros because GMing for your wife would be bad
>>37400 Same, wargames too.since it's becoming really boring to play against myself like a schizo. I wouldn't mind having my wife at the table if she professional enough to not let private things be used and she's interested in the hobby
>>37366 Is there racism between carbon based and silicon based life-forms? Inquiring for a friend
>>37401 wargames are fair since they're just competition RPGs with a couple at the table is just cursed as fuck though >>37404 call an automaton a clanker and see what happens
>Group of mamonos curious about tabletop fishes online for a DM >Anon who doesn't think much of it agrees >First three sessions go fine, he's actually thrilled they're consistent >Fourth session is a bit weird >Fifth session ends with him married to all of them Such is life after the portals
>>37406 I don't consent to this I'm a one-woman man
>>37405 >RPGs with a couple I know but I like to imagine that such problems would vanish away with MGE
>>37404 >is there racism between Yes The answer is always yes for whatever nouns you put after it The only question is whether it's a gentle ribbing between friends or genuine distaste You're not really a monster realm dweller until you've heard a gremlin call an automaton a "clanker bitch excuse for an onahole" to her face and then, in return, be called a "sad handpuppet that smells like she can't touch water". Truly a magical experience
>>37407 Doesn't have to play out exactly like that, 'non. That's the magic.
>>37409 tell me about the racism between wurms and sandworms
>>37408 Highly doubt, not unless the RPG wasn't a traditional dungeon crawler where obviously favoring your spouse is a faux pas
>>37412 Sad, we cannot escape DM corruption even in the best world That makes me think, what kind of hobbies your wife would do while you do something else?
>>37411 It's not the hostile kind of racism, but the "good intentions, bad execution" kind, like wurm putting out a bag of cat litter for her sandworm friend when she comes over because they like to eat sand, right? And sandworm constantly misspelling wurm with umlauts or double O's because "wurmish sounds silly". Greenworm, on the other hand, is an absolute monster to plant mamonos on voice chat in multiplayer shooters.
>>37411 First to note is that neither is half as dumb as anybody likes to joke that they are, they're just simple. The mongolian death worm does spit acid just not literally. Second is you wouldn't think creatures that weigh multiple tons would be privy to fat jokes but you'd also be wrong Thankfully they rarely meet because earthquake proofing that many homes would get expensive, it's usually blue dragons out in the deserts.
>>37412 type of rpg doesn't matter at all and I think it would be far, far worse in eg a horror rpg favoritism kills regardless of genre >>37413 >what kind of hobbies your wife would do while you do something else? physical fitness, fishing/hunting/ranging stuff though ideally I'm sharing those with her I think as for what she'd do completely solo I'm not sure. she's not an artsy type or a reader. tailbrushing isn't a hobby and I'd also do that for her anyway. I don't imagine she'd play vidya if I didn't, but maybe if the weather's too shit to fuck around outside she'd have to. Idunno. I'd have to actually meet her. I like dorks so if she has a hidden dorky side that's pretty natural, I'm just not too sure what it would be based off what I know of her as is
>>37414 Free ASMR
>>37417 Only if you consider her yelling "LEAFERLEAFERLEAFERLEAFER" until she gets muted because she found out the alraune e-girl was streaming her TF2 match on Twig.tv ASMR material
>>37416 Huh, I forgot sandworms were simple.
>>37414 >greenworm harassing alraunes running up to them with proximity voice chat and making exaggerated eating noises MMMM SALAD SO TASTY *slurp* EAT EM UP YUUUU-MMY before running off at top speed
>>37419 I mean, it's a thing where it's completely impractical for her to be part of society or even settled down, she kinda has to be at least spartan and okay with it.
>>37421 nah don't forget, once they've absorbed hubby mana they can shrink themselves down to lamia-size
>>37418 Kek, sure. Greenworms having Napoleon syndrome on steroids is too funny to me.
greenworms are going into the fox bin
>>37391 I'd ruin the desert kingdoms by introducing their autism dogs to modded factorio
>>37422 Yeah but prior to that they're roaming the scintillant wastes and dunes of arrakis at size that could swallow a horse whole, possibly for years unless she childhood friends a dude. Even then they're still probably rural homesteaders in case the daughters don't find a man so they have room to grow
>>37424 "It should have been me!"
>>37416 After asking you that question I tried to answer it myself and I don't know either. It's hard to imagine such things without meeting them. Sorry, that was silly.
Oiled up Banshee,
>>37430 Versus dusty the wurm Who is going to win in the arena? Buh your ticket now to see a unique WWE wrestling match.
>>37409 >"Hey Gary, how come your girlfriend is a hellhound? I thought you were a racist." >"Oh well she's a racist too, so we've got that in common at least."
>>37433 But do they have any chance against the crowd favorite, with two consecutive championship wins, the hard hat eagle?
>>37438 Everyone loves a good underdog story, especially if it's two rival teaming up to beat the big vilain. It's a bit predictable
>>37434 >taking your wife to a showing of Avenue Q >singing every word to Everyone's a Little Bit Racist >except personalizing the slurs to each other it's not really the same with a bogey taking trekkie monster's role but still, good times.
I love Scottish mamono.
>>37440 Not to be confused with THE UNDERDOG, a buff Anubis guard who's lost every single battle despite always seeming like she could win them.
>>37443 Somehow she always ends up in a submission hold...
>>37444 And don't forget Hydraulic Press, an Amazon twin pair who always try to smash you between them with their toned abs.
>>37443 If I were this 'nubis's coach I would punisher harshly until improvements are seen in the ring
If not who, then Droo?
>>37446 >Anubis wonders how rough anal sex is supposed to help her improve, but nevertheless she doesn't object.
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>tennis ball goes flying >speedy athletic werewolf bounds across view >then, a small but frenzied kobold hurtles after her >a moment later, a hulking coal black hellhound stampedes after all 3 >finally, anon, out of breath, staggers along with 3 empty leads dragging behind him
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>>37395 No, I see seal I must pull
>>37452 Imagine the sounds as you unseal those weapons of mass milkboarding.
>>37448 Simple, carrot and stick. Full creampie in her womb when she wins or full anal if she loses and petting time is halved
>>37454 She's a masochist. She's going to get off to the neglect and is always going to lose just so that you give her moon the treatment it needs.
>>37451 Quite the pack. Can he lead it?
>>37455 I'm fine with that but I actually don't want to be too harsh emotionally. It's a fun scenario until I think about it that could go for a month, a year, more... I don't mind abusing her body if it's a shared kink but emotional abuse and neglecting her is bad
>>37452 got to check the expiration dates on the back and such
>>37458 Pro-tip: Never say expiration date in front of a hag unless you want her to enter her enraged mode.
>>37459 I was sooooo disturbed to find out this isn’t true. I said it to an ancient Ushi-Oni and all she did was burst into tears and start bawling about the fact all her sisters are married and she’ll never be more than the Cool Wine Aunt.
>>37312 I think bogey is probably the best modifier for any monster, it just adds comfort and cuddliness which are never bad. >>37314 dude you're going to DIE >>37331 Do you like overstim by any chance? because thats all youre gonna get. literally just infinite hyperrape. >>37352 >I want to see what it looks like and what it does I imagine they'd have the main spider body with a long, powerful tail at the back. her blood and venom both do a mix of the berserking and also instant corruption. very fluffy, but less so than a normal ushi. >>37369 >>37374 bye lol
>>37459 >your eggs have expired, grandma! lol enjoy heckling lonely sad crones
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>>37459 She's going to give birth to your baby by force to prove you wrong
>>37372 Cuddles and warm milk before bed, straight from the tap, that's already enough for me.
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ms kiki...
>>37465 That's Mrs. Kiki.
>>37461 >dude you're going to DIE I deserve it.
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>>37465 >leglocking french-kissing missonary for the sole purpose of procreation I am so glad baba yaga won the election
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>>37467 are you the same one as usual
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>>37467 Have you considered a Wisp hybrid?
>>37470 Which one?
>>37470 Nah. I just really deserve to get punned and gyaru’d to my breaking point.
>>37471 a dash of wisp or bogey goes a long way
>>37472 i meant the guy who always sadposts but it turns out they meant they deserve gyaru overload and not death.
>>37475 Frog-man?
>>37474 Wisp mixed with Bogey might not be so bad. She's got to be really soft.
>>37475 AND PUNS! What is the point of having a wonderland girl in the mix if there are no puns?
>>37478 always thought of cheshire and bogie as the puns girls. i cannot imagine a hatter breaching more than 1 pun per hour.
>>37479 Her puns are clever and delivered quick and candid. You'll miss them because you're so distracted by how nice the tea party is and how big her hat is.
>>37479 Cheshires are the types to make Dad Joke groaner puns, then mug at you for approval. Hatters are the types to slip puns and wordplay into conversation naturally, like happy accidents, and then say something like, “well, I suppose so” if you point them out.
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>>37481 >>37480 Hatmind. The mycelium network spreads.
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Honestly, I think trumparts are the most underrated monster in the entire encyclopedia. Private fuck dimensions are not to be taken lightly.
>>37482 More of a flapjacks man, m’self.
>>37484 I'm fairly certain those are pancakes
There you go. >>37486
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>>37487 I was hoping to claim the next thread for the abyss, again. Oh well, we have literally forever.


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