>>44361 If dragons get called mere lizards when they get dominated, do you think hatters should be called mere mold?

>>44363 I think you should call her mere wife, or at least mere mycelium

>>44365 Merecelium. That would be an insult because because the rest of her is still good for at least a spot of tea.

>>44362 m8 what do you mean, ogreggs sausage roll and fish and chips are food

>>44362 Chesh is happy with a spotted dick in her mouth.

>>44367 preach

I played 300h of Killing Floor, I won't go mad in the Wonderland

>set out to vanquish an ancient red dragon and make her your wife >get divebombed by a loli wyvern ten feet outside the starting town

>>44371 Trust Eros

>>44368 what about toad in the hole?

Touch the cow

>>44374 don't wanna

>>44363 Put on your work overalls, point a lazer pointer at her, and start chanting "Mushroom!" at her like a certain dwarf from a certain videogame

>>44376 do not bully hat protect hat

>>44375 cow will touch you

>>44377 Hat needs no protection. Hat is powerful.

>>44379 Is she the boss monster of wonderland, or is that jabberwock, or perhaps the jub or cheshire?

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>>44377 I would only a hat with a hat on each boob.

>>44380 hatters and jabbers are boss monsters i think

>>44380 I don't love it, but cait sith are boss monsters in Wonderland.

>>44355 General Goat is my commanding officer. I will win her heart with courage and grand achievements, but first I need to put together a team. I'll switch doors and get an ideal wife (1 of ?)

extremely gentle, reassuring, very consensual sex with flayers with lots of foreplay, and cuddling between everything

>>44355 I'm a greedy man and I want both

>>44378 I will scream

>>44355 A goat is fine too

>>44391 She'll scream back!

Hey, Anon, you remembered to reapply the seals a week ago, right?

>>44394 instructions unclear, became evil fox onee-san's mana battery

>>44395 That's just sensible. Look at her! She's majestic.

>>44394 I'm a gambling addict so I like to pull

>>44394 Kind of. I couldn't find any magic seals so I used strips of duct tape instead. It'll be fine, right?

>>44399 >Fox with the magical power equivalent of a supernova >Trapped because Anon was very thorough with duct tape and vaguely mystical looking scribbles Honestly, the duct tape would probably hold her longer than any fancy magic seal

taping the evil fox I'm supposed to watch over to the wall and chuckling at her impotent evil screams as I share a delightful homecooked meal with my good mamono woman wife

>>44392 i hunger for chocolate

>>44398 I want to pull the one that has a free ice cream

>>44406 >t. most easily tricked anon

>>44398 she said the expiration date was on the back so i better look and make sure

don't get foxed, bros...

>>44410 OH NYO

>>44410 It is so easy to not get foxed, just don't listen to anything they say and do the opposite of whatever they tell you to.

>>44413 Hear me out though. What if I just huff a little of her mofu?

>>44410 I just need a tiger to protect me from all threats.

>>44410 This idiot think he gets to choose

>>44417 I will defeat any foxes that attempt to fox me. they'll be human'd

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