Clankers

Reposting Cyclops story for posterioty https://archiveofourown.org/works/69932421

>>42137 >based. she can cheer a sad anon up. she can't cheer a happy anon up. It's not the same when she's the one that made him sad. >>42140 Shut it, meatbag.

>>42142 >It's not the same when she's the one that made him sad. This, seems quite toxic

>>42141 Not sure if mispelling of posterity or an ass joke

>>42132 >Do you have to kiss her when she put her head in? the marriage is already decided when she does that, so you don't HAVE to, but it is common courtesy to kiss the bride >>42137 >based. she can cheer a sad anon up. she can't cheer a happy anon up. making someone sad for the specific purpose of cheering them up again to increase their dependence on you is definitely not ok behavior and is very manipulative and 3dpd

>>42092 >Old timey narrator voice:"All that and more will be revealed will be revealed in the next episode." >And now for the previews: A rotary phone rings in another room. Anon looks to the disembodied head sleeping head, relieved that she's still asleep. Scene cuts to him picking up the phone. A raspy voice speaks. <"How's the operation going." >"She doesn't suspect a thing." Anon says. "It's like she's forgotten about it." <"Good. Now that we have neutralized the best cop in the outskirts the rest will crumble. Good job Mr Ymous." >"Don?" <"Yes?" The sound of bare teeth chattering can be heard from the other side. >"Don't forget what you promised to do." <"I'm a monster of my word. Of course I won't"

>>42117 i would aggressively kuu at a lich

>>42147 >anon sitting on the floor next to lich sitting on the floor, staring off into space, having zero interaction for hours on end >lich scoots closer and blushes >they continue having zero interaction and staring off into space

unsealed ancient evils frequently suffer from severe separation anxiety and storm anxiety and may engage in destructive behaviors please bear this in mind when adopting ancient evils

>>42148 i was thinking back to back bookreading but that's good too

>>42149 Why would an ancient evil be afraid of storms? It's not like they didn't exist back then.

ogres will steal your food

>>42151 >young dragon challenges old ryu to a fight >gets her ass kicked so badly that she's still afraid of lightning thousands of years later

>>42152 cheeky cunt, m8

I love manticores. I love tailpussy. I love neck fluff. I love snuggly sex. I love lazing around all day. I love wing hugs. I am 100% 'corebait. I will make clothing for 'cores. I will build furniture for 'cores. I will invent things for 'core convenience. I will hold hands with 'cores. I will support 'core politics and social issues. 'Cores are allowed in my house. 'Cores can eat at my table. I will wrestle with 'cores. I will sing songs for 'cores. I love the smell of 'cores. I will let 'cores touch me as much as they want. I will write about 'cores. I will talk about 'cores. my 'core wife is allowed to milk me to her heart's content. I will think about 'cores. I will write poetry for 'cores. 'Cores are allowed to hear the noises I make when tailpussy eats my nerves and strikes my soul with lightning. I like petting 'cores. I like hugging 'cores. I like motorboating 'coretits and manes. I like fluffy 'core paws. I love nursing tailjobs. I love being overwhelmed and squished by 'cores. I love 'core affection. A 'core wife should be happy, healthy, and smug. 'Cores are the best. 'Cores reign supreme. 'Cores are God's gift to the earth, and me in particular.

Druella did nothing wrong.

Let's put an ogre in cute extremist armour

>>42159 >core convenience Missed oportunity to say corevenience.

>>42159 Dumb 'core in the picture being too obstinate for her own good.

'core are alright

>>42152 And your seed if you're not careful

>>42165 Can't even walk around with seed nowadays without some monster nabbing it.

Kiss 'cores on the lips. Play with 'core ears. Taunt 'cores and enter their danger zones. Sit next to 'cores on buses. Play in the snow with 'cores. Learn to play music with 'cores. Tell 'cores that they're cute. Always give 'cores what they want. Be vulnerable to 'cores. Get addicted to 'core venom and tail pussy. Represent 'cores. Get covered with the scent of 'cores. Make a bunch of baby 'cores. Make even more baby 'cores. Make a whole kitten pile of baby 'cores. Hold 'cores. Pet 'cores. Love 'cores. Submit to 'core desires. Pursue 'core smiles. Get star shaped tail pussy hickeys. Proudly wear star shaped tail pussy hickeys on your face and neck. Politely ask 'cores for attention. Bear no ill will towards 'cores. Date 'cores. Marry 'cores. Worship 'cores. Protect 'cores. Cherish 'cores. Cry for 'cores. Observe 'cores. Dick 'cores down. Sell your boat for 'cores. Invite 'cores to meet your family. Let 'cores love you. Cross legs with 'cores. Tell 'cores that they're warm. Ask 'cores if they purr. Ask 'cores if the tongues in their milking tail are rough. Sleep with 'cores. Wake up with 'cores. Get very attached to 'cores - and never ever live without 'cores.

>>42166 bird mamono don't respect ANYTHING man

>>42159 Cores are best when they have 4 arms or more. Otherwise I'd rather a succ with the tailpussy mutation.

>>42168 You wouldn't either if you could just >fucking fly away

>>42170 And yet I still couldn't just fly on the eagle harpies

>cheshire thief party member >can unlock any door by simply popping to the other side and opening it >Puts a water bucket on top every time though Truly, creatures of purest chaos

>At the pier >Just gone to the chippy >Loud annoying seagull birbs swarming to try and steal food >BEEG scary ogre looms hungrily >Cheshire popping into existence just to nick bites of my fish >The pebble beach is little comfort, because the greedy mermaids, the tricky fairies in their sandcastles, and the sunbathing but ever gluttonous wocks maybe I will just share with the quiet flowkelp

>>42173 A real creature of chaos wouldn't put the bucket on top every time. If it's every time then they'll start to expect it, you see.

>>42175 Thats the thing though, you think "SURELY she wont do the same joke the 736th door in a row" and then BAM. then you think "Okay, 736, fine, but 737..." and then, BAM

>>42176 At that point there's no way you're not literally asking for it.

>>42167 This but fox

>>42177 She will break any day now. No cheshire can stand the same joke once you get to quad digits

>>42179 >no cheshire can [thing] you FOOL LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>42141 read it in the morn, cute slice of life. phantoms are menaces, always gotta make sure to double check if your shakespearean speech is mocking or an outside influence

they didn't warn me about the strength-build gazer

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>42183 Keep saying it quickly and it starts to sound like "PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY"

>>42183 oh, would you look at the time

>>42183 hello again ms hebi what did I tell you about the restraining order?

>>42184 With hellhounds you never know if they're saying "pray" or "prey".

>>42187 >Anon orders hebi to restrain him >Confused when she tries to do it

The greenworm is back guys. She's looking at the fence around my vegetable garden menacingly. She's planning something.

>>42190 You can expect seeds within the wreckage. The veggies ripen.

i wonder what monster diplomacy/politics is like and how it works between their Kingdoms/nations

>>42192 Mostly resolved in the ATLASPHERE

>>42182 That's a position I've never seen before that's for sure.

>>42139 If I input the konami code onto the first automaton does anything happen?

>>42197 30 extra lives! In the form of leglocking creampies followed by baby automatons!

>>42175 >Bogie Bro, you have no idea how badly I want to take off her stockings, bring her feet to my face, and deeply inhale until I pass out

>>42198 >baby automatons >automatons making more automatons via impregnation >automatons growing into adults via biological processes MOOOOOOOOM ANON'S BEING WEIRD AGAIN

>>42200 https://mgewiki.moe/index.php/Automaton/QnA Dude, that's what KC said.

>>42201 even as a part-time robofucker I find this weird making them carbon based life forms almost defeats the purpose

>>42202 I always interpret it as her womb being a tiny factory to create lil baby Automatons in, starting with Anon's seed to power it. So, still techy and you get like a baby automaton who is still a smol robot.

>>42202 You can fuck and have children with candlewax and lava. Automatons giving birth isn't that weird in the grand scheme of things.

>>42202 It gets weird when it comes time to knock up things like robots and dead chicks. You won't be told that your wife can't get pregnant, so strange things must happen to allow that.

Excuse my obsession, when expressed through confession. The sight of my manticore gives me erections. I know it's true that I'm needing no other, for lovely tail pussy is slicking like butter. With unbounded skill and lewd surprises, it bucks my hips and rolls my eyes... with fluttering licks that roll in waves, hot slipp-ry kisses, smooches, suckles, and grabs. Oh how she loves to push my buttons, kiss me silly, call me slut and... snatch my body, and hold my hands, and tell me I'm her only man... I know I'll never get away. I'm snared until the end of days. But I don't mind and that makes two - it flushes our faces a bright red hue. She dances and sings, and calls me cute, and gives me boob hats that drive me mute. I boop her on her lovely snoot.

>>42206 cute work on your meter bro

I simply wouldn't understand what to do with the hellhound. Do they like, enjoy movies or something?

>>42209 Hellhounds love sex. Show initiative and press your dick into her face

It's almost time for your auntster to take over, enjoy what little summer left we have with her

>>42209 They're nasty stereotypes, but hellhounds love playing fetch.

>>42211 auntster chubby belly erotic, would bring fruity drinks with little umbrellas in them immediately if they asked

>>22339 Threadly reminder that there is an active CYOA in the catalog. Most recent post can be found here: >>41039

>>42214 Threadly reminder that when you use the word "Thread" in the thread and don't post a spider, a spider will sneak into your home and hold your hand in your sleep.

Has there been any official MGE book published since 2020? I can't find anything on the wiki but it might be out of date.

>>42215 Well I better keep doing that then, I'd like a jumping spider waifu. Maybe I can get her to weave some new strings for my bass.

>>42217 Why does a fish need string?

>>42215 >hold your hand in your sleep. this is RAPE I AM IN DANGER WHY is this even an option

>>42219 Monster girls are so far beyond petty human morality that they need these kind of depraved feats just to get off.

>>42220 this shit is getting unreal I am NOT this vulnerable...

WARNING TO ALL MAMONO I am about to walk around while VERY unsober in a VERY rural area if you are bestial in nature it is advised that you STAY INSIDE and do no assault any normal human males in the next hour and a half or so DO NOT! assault any lone and vulnerable looking human males under penalty of "you got baited idiot"

>>42206 >>42159 >>42167 I get you anon, I'm not as obsessed but 'core is cool, really cool

>>42219 I know that it's old meme but holding hand is not that lewd, I wouldn't do it with anyone who is not my loved one but it shouldn't be illegal or awkward to do it in public. Especially if you can interlock your finger in a big fluffy paw

Wikifag here, Immigration Bureau is done, only the glossary and afterword remain. >>40084 16. Immigration Bureau >Daily Life Guidance It’s not uncommon in the slightest for a human man visiting Dragonia for its tourism to meet a wonderful monster partner and decide to permanently settle here. Here in the Empire of Dragonia, we welcome these happy monster couples with open arms, and in order to further enrich their love lives1, we have established this “Immigration Bureau”. Some of our clients at the Bureau are gentlemen who have come to our country with nothing but the clothes on their back. When one actually tries living in Dragonia, it’s perfectly natural for them to feel a little anxious about adapting to life in a new place where they barely know up from down. The Department of Residential Affairs2 provides daily life guidance for those who deal with those anxieties, like visiting men who quickly found the dragon of their dreams, and fresh-faced monster couples who are still new to the area ♥ Translation Notes: 1: This is a goofy pun in Japanese. 生活 is something very close to "daily life" or "lifestyle" (it's actually kind of hard to explain the nuance, it's a very... Japanese word), and 性 can mean "sex/sexual". It's pronounced the same as 生, so it's written as 性活 here, so literally "daily sex life" or something. 2: "Daily Life Guidance" is my rather direct translation of 生活案内, and this term is just 生活案内課, which is "daily life guidance/information" + "department", which doesn't actually sound at all like an actual governmental office, so I chose something much more official-sounding in English. >National Registration The national registration conducted at the Immigration Bureau doesn’t require any complicated procedures like pages of documents to submit, or a detailed inspection! All we ask is that the man demonstrate a tangible act of love for a monster right in front of us, sign a “love life consent form”, and registration is complete. As you might have guessed, the most common act of love is a passionate kiss with a monster. Of course, feel free to pay us no mind at all and get even more physical if you’d like ♥ After all, it’s exactly those red-hot bonds of love between man and monster that are required of any prospective citizen of Dragonia, the nation built from the combined efforts of humans and dragons. We at the Immigration Bureau are honored to present to those monster couples who have completed their national registration a number of properties we manage within Dragonia as real estate intended for newlyweds. Naturally, all relocations by couples into one of our showcased properties are free of charge, nor do our clients have to concern themselves with strict terms of service or contracts! Just so long as both the client and their spouse move in together, the wonderful view of Dragonia from atop a mountain or the cozy and comfortable atmosphere of a cave are sure to liven up any couple’s sex life! A monster couple living out their lives in wedded bliss within our borders is the best possible advertisement to show our neighbors that Dragonia is an up-and-coming monster nation— by having sex to your heart’s content every day and night in a comfortable environment and permeating your new home with fresh mana, you play a crucial role in the revitalization of this country! >Real Estate Showcase >【Cloud District Housing】 Built upon the mountaintops of Dragonia Empire, the property we offer in the Cloud District is the most widespread residential area in the Empire proper. Due to its location near the peaks of the mountains, the air is full of especially dense mana, and it’s the ideal environment for dragon and wyvern couples, both monster races being ones that prefer the mountains. As the name might imply, these properties tower over the clouds themselves, and perhaps their greatest selling point is the way in which one can always enjoy a gorgeous panorama of Dragonia’s streets sprawling beneath their new home. Of course, all properties in the Cloud District were built with a dragon’s ancient form in mind in order to travel down the mountain with ease. The spacious yards are perfect for takeoff and landing, as well as for watching over any new daughters as they grow. What’s more, the mountaintops where these houses are built are also home to mamono realm flowers unique to the region that bloom gaily year-round, giving a refined and elegant impression, befitting of a dragon’s abode, to everything the eye can see. Dragons were never originally known for a great love of flowers, but it seems quite common these days for couples in the Cloud District to cultivate the native flora, decorating their homes with it as proof of their love ♥ ~Featured Property~ ■ Dragonia Hills The houses like the ones in Cloud District are hugely popular among us wyverns, and that development that only just opened last year, Dragonia Hills, was just so wonderful! All those perfect white houses lined up on the hills to keep the landscape pristine! A garden with a big windmill, full of lampflowers that sway in the wind! It’s out in the Territories, so the distance from the city isn’t as convenient as some of the other houses of this style, but don’t you think feeling that pleasant breeze on your body as you make love to your heart’s content in your own little garden would be just amazing? ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Litia~ >【Cave Housing】 Equal in popularity in Dragonia to Cloud District housing are these cave homes. Unlike the much more traditional houses built on the steep mountains of the Cloud District, these properties are natural shelters that take advantage of the existing caves that dot the mountains. In that way, one could say that if the Cloud District homes are closer to human architecture, then cave homes are more like “monster architecture”, akin to a wild dragon’s nest. We recommend properties of this style to wurm monster couples who may already be used to cave living, as well as passionate couples who spend most of the day having sex. These cave interiors, remodeled into new homes, have both the quiet calm and comfortable warmth characteristic of caves, and since they’re particularly easy to infuse with mana, even couples who have just moved in can become accustomed to them as naturally as if they’ve been living there for years. Furthermore, these properties use the mamono ores that can be mined from Dragonia’s caverns like realmsilver and dragonium as natural light sources. This enchanting canopy of light that illuminates the dim cave will set the perfect romantic scene for a couple’s daily love-making ♥ ~Featured Property~ ■ Ryuusen Grotto If you’re thinking about living here, then it’s gotta be in the Cloud District, but as far as the caves go, the Ryuusen Grottos in Ryuusen Village aren’t bad picks either. The Grottos are warm, even in the winter, and the mamono realm jade they use for the lighting and interior design is actually pretty stylish, too. But let’s be real, the actual highlight is that every one of them has a tiny dragon spring instead of a bathtub, and they’re even fully equipped with a sauna where you can steam up mamono realm herbs, too. Coming home from working as a dragoon, working up a sweat in our very own hot spring, and then going straight to the bedroom… ♥ How about it? Nothing wrong with getting a headstart on planning out your new home, y'know? ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Syltia~ >【Mansion Housing】 Out in the Dragonian Territories, our restoration efforts on the abandoned ruins of the estates and villas from the Dragei era have returned them to their former glory as magnificent mansions, allowing us to present them as potential new homes for monster couples. They’re rather far from the capital, and their upkeep is somewhat labor-intensive, but each of these mansion homes boast massive grounds, more than enough for any one couple. In addition, what makes this style of housing truly unique is the wide variety of “extras” that vary from home to home, from fields large enough to open a vineyard if properly maintained, to breathtaking locations that allow you to look out onto Dragonia Falls themselves from your own terrace. Matters such as the flashy exteriors and extravagant interiors that these mansions have hold little meaning to us monsters, and aren’t the deciding factor when we choose a home. However, it’s precisely because these mansions contain so much that is unnecessary to the vast majority of monsters that they’re so charming— the challenge of utilizing the property’s sheer size and location to best fit a couple’s unique lifestyle is fun in and of itself. We at the Bureau can confidently recommend these properties to not only monster couples with many children considering a relocation, but to lizardman and salamander couples looking for a personal deluxe training grounds, and of course, those vampires and wights who need a residence fit for a noblewoman that’s a cut above the rest ♥ ~Featured Property~ ■ Dragrinde Castle– Vacation Home1 There are all sorts of disturbing rumors that you humans still peddle about Dragrinde Castle, but the Immigration Bureau actually provides information on rooms for lease there. I too have visited the castle a few times on my… “studies”, but it seems that the sex between a husband and wife in a place so choked with mana provides pleasure far beyond typical love-making. Perhaps for that very reason, the castle complex has become something of an apartment building where particularly radical and lustful monsters and their husbands prefer to live. I, personally, haven’t a shred of interest in the newlywed life, but if you insist… perhaps a little real estate tour is in order ♥ ~DTB Newbie Guide Leia~ Translation Notes: 1: The term used here is explicitly 別邸 (not "single-room", as in the previous translation), which only refers to secondary residences. It's pretty unambiguous, but it's funny to me that for whatever reason, a spot in Dragrinde Castle is not a year-round affair. >Job Placement For any human husband who makes the most excellent choice of becoming a citizen right after visiting our country, the possibilities for discovering a new life for himself here in Dragonia are endless. Making the most of one’s prior experience and striving to break new ground in one’s field is admirable, of course, but so is using this as an opportunity to challenge oneself to a career that can only be found in this country. Why not take this chance to reflect on your path, on where you’ve been and where you’re heading? ♥ We at the Dragonia Immigration Bureau are honored to support your journey however we can ♥ >Dragoon Needless to say, the most well-known profession, the symbols of Dragonia herself, are the dragoons of the Dragonia Dragoon Corps. The gallant sight of a dragoon, protecting the Empire and carrying out his duties alongside his mount, is an object of awe from many of Dragonia’s citizens, human and monster alike. The term “national defense” may conjure up a rather stuffy image in one’s head of “duty first, discipline foremost!”, but a dragoon’s actual day-to-day life demands the spirit of a neighborhood’s “odd-job man”, someone who is friendly with everyone they meet. They give advice on the woes of everyday life, and at times rush about throughout the whole Empire just to solve the problems of other monster couples. It’s not an easy job by any means, but it’s for that reason that dragoons are held in high esteem by everyone living in Dragonia, and are irreplaceable members of the communal family. >Duelist When it comes to particularly flashy professions, none can outshine Dragonia’s duelists. Duelists are the monster couples who perform demonstrations and mock battles in order to work up the crowd at the annual Grand Tournament of Dragonia’s opening ceremony. In addition to outstanding skills with weapons worthy of displaying in front of countless tourists from all over the world, a duelist must also have a talent for especially theatrical and obscene sex that can captivate an entire arena. Regarded as a sort of honorary position1, we recommend this profession mainly to monster couples of the lizard family, well-versed as they are in swordsmanship, and those who have performed notably well in previous Grand Tournaments. Outside of those times when a tourney is being held, duelists constantly work to hone their own skills, whether it’s by being contracted to work as special instructors for the Dragoon Corps or hunting the massive mamono realm beasts that occasionally rear their heads out in the Dragonian Territories. Naturally, preparing for their yearly big show by partaking in some essential2 nighttime training is another one of a duelist’s crucial duties. Translation Notes: 1: 名誉職 is not a "position of honor", but rather an "honorary position", like how you can get an honorary doctorate, or Make-A-Wish kids can be honorary firefighters. My take on this is that it's not like a duelist actually has any influence on how the Grand Tournament is run, nor are they on the committee; the "duelist" part honestly seems to be the least important part of their job, because they're actually making a living as combat instructors or hunters or whatever else. 2: A pun for a pun makes the whole world fun! 精を出す is what is used here, and it's an idiomatic expression meaning "to work hard/do one's best". However, 精 is also what we translate as "essence". So this simultaneously means "working hard" but also, literally and innuendo-ly, "extracting essence" or something to that effect. I don't think this was at all unintentional, so I responded in kind with wordplay on "essence". > Artificer1 The magic shops in Dragonia deal in a wide variety of magic tools imbued with dragon mana, and those who are most deeply involved in their production are the artificers. There are a great many items among those sold at these shops that owe their special powers to dragons imparting their mana into them— no matter how skilled of an artisan a human may be, they simply cannot match a dragon’s inherent magic power, so bestowing this mana upon these objects just isn’t possible. However, in contrast, dragons have clumsy claws, and it’s exactly because they’re so mighty that controlling that power is quite difficult for them. As a consequence, the delicate work of giving magic tools exquisite decorations or carefully carving runes is equally impossible. The wares that line the shelves of Dragonia’s magic shops are the crystallization of the bonds created only when the sheer strength of a dragon and the more gentle touch of a human combine. When one thinks of most artisans, they tend to imagine them living a life completely shut away from the world in their workshops, but because Dragonian artificers create products concerning dragons, they too must possess intimate knowledge of them. There are even times when it’s necessary to explore the Dragonian Territories on foot, poke around dragon-related ruins and secluded reaches, and further deepen their understanding. That being said, there is no more reliable and simple method to learn more about dragons than by having sex with one; consequently, it seems that here in Dragonia, the more talented the artificer, the more enthusiastically they endeavor to make love to their dragon wives in the great outdoors whenever they go out to do fieldwork. Translation Notes: 1: 魔導細工師 is literally like, "magic/sorcery artisan", so I just went full D&D with it, which I found appropriate. I think the original translation was going for something similar with "artifactor", but outside of what looks like one kind of obscure series, that isn't actually a common term. >Dragonsmith1 In Dragonia, riding on the back of a dragon to carry out one’s duties isn’t strictly the purview of dragoons. Dragonsmiths ride on the backs of wyverns, soaring through the skies of the Empire, repairing and reinforcing buildings. These men, responsible for all of Dragonia’s construction needs, are called “craftsmen of the sky”; like the dragoons, the job demands unwavering bonds with a dragon, so all dragonsmiths are married to wyverns. Another distinction of dragonsmiths is that they are divided into groups, working in teams of several people on the jobs that they are assigned to. The lead dragonsmith who organizes these teams and manages their assignment is referred to as the “drakehead”2. This role requires a very high level of experience in a wide variety of areas, such as the calm discernment necessary to carry out repairs without compromising the original Dragei-era architecture, and the ability to plan the foundation and supervise the construction of dragon housing, structures that wouldn’t be stable enough to live in if there were even the slightest mistake. This is why experienced dragoons who once commanded units in the Dragoon Corps will often work as drakeheads themselves, leading young dragonsmiths and teaching them how to fine-tune their teamwork with their wyvern partner. 【The Original Dragoons?】 According to one theory, the Pillar of Heaven that looms over the Dragonian Territories was itself constructed by the dragonsmiths of antiquity. It could even be said that perhaps the birth of the dragoon as we know them was, indeed, these ancient dragonsmiths, establishing bonds of trust with wyverns in order to perform their duties as one. The bonds between dragoons and dragonsmiths run deep to this very day; once every four years, the Dragoon Corps and the dragonsmiths join forces to repair and reinforce the Pillar. Translation Notes: As another general note, the asides in brackets are from the apprentice. 1: From 竜工師, a novel compound. Pretty straightforward. 2: Another novel compound, but this time much less straight-forward, this was originally 竜頭長. 竜頭 means "dragon head" and can refer to many different things, from literally a dragon's head, to the classic way to shape the canons of a bronze Buddhist bell, to even the crown of a watch! 長 as a suffix tends to mean "leader". "Drakehead" isn't terribly clever, but I think gets across how like, abstract the term is, and also gets across the "boss" vibe.

>>42225 >Bard Bards appear throughout Dragonia Empire’s taverns and restaurants, at times even invited to the private manors of monster couples or Dragonia Castle itself, as storytellers and musicians who delight the guests and patrons of these gathering places. With their epic yarns of the love between humans and dragons woven as they skillfully play their instruments, they can draw the hearts of many into the worlds of their tales and leave them spellbound. While it’s obvious that these performances add a certain flair to any dining hall, it’s considered a particularly key duty of a bard here in Dragonia to set a romantic mood to make sex between a husband and wife even more rapturous. Unlike the more typical bards who roam from place to place, Dragonia’s famous entertainers are members of the Bard’s Guild, an organization headquartered beneath the Empire, and thus tend to settle down here. What’s more, the Wurm Queen “Grandmother” who rules the underground city is a powerful patron, with each and every member of the Guild on her payroll. It’s a matter of course for scores of bards to be invited to the banquets of liquor and love that she holds from dawn til dusk with her monster subjects. Because of this, living comfortably as a bard, something that in human nations was only possible for the lucky few that found employment in a royal court, is quite possible in Dragonia, where it’s another quite respectable profession with plenty of opportunities to ply one’s trade. The poems performed by Dragonian bards, blessed with this career opportunity to witness and hear the constant love-making between dragons and humans, are even popular in other countries, and the Bard’s Guild receives more performance requests than there are members to fulfill them. In fact, the most in-demand profession in all of Dragonia is the bard. 【A Bard’s Holy Land】 Human bards, lovers of song and freedom, travelling the land alone, tend to impress upon others an air of unfettered ease, but the reality of a bard’s life is far more harsh. The vast majority of bards are itinerant, with no support of any kind. Indeed, far from being employed themselves, many have to pay for the permission to perform on the street or in a tucked-away corner of a tavern, making a paltry wage that is scarcely enough to buy their daily bread. No small amount of bards, trapped in such an impoverished life, will hear rumors almost too good to be true of endless opportunities for bards to shine, of a place where they were highly sought after, and set their sights on the faraway land of Dragonia. And so, those bards who came to Dragonia fully expecting to be devoured by a dragon, after they are invited to the underground Bard’s Guild patronized by the Wurm Queen, are given such a warm welcome that it is as if the cold receptions they had faced up until that point had been nothing more than a cruel joke. Thus, by finding a bride in a wurm who one hit it off with over drinks, or a satyr who loves music just as deeply as they, these travellers become full-fledged Dragonian bards. There are many poems in a bard’s repertoire that sing the praises of the bonds between dragons and humans and the splendor of a monster’s love, containing a curious power to ensnare the hearts of those who hear them. This charm is all due to the fact that they are not mere works of creative fiction, but rather, heartfelt “odes to joy”, telling of the long and painful path they travelled before finally meeting the monster they love. >Mamono Realm Farmer A mamono realm farmer makes the most of the bountiful natural environment and abundance of mana found in the Dragonian Territories, raising mamono realm produce and shipping their crops all throughout the Dragonia Empire. The Territories comprise a variety of climates and terrains, so there’s a wealth of produce that one can harvest, and there are even variations in flavor profile and shape that emerge depending on factors like the farmer’s mana or the harvest period. The produce raised with plenty of love by a farmer couple is then sold wholesale to the Empire’s morning markets and restaurants, sustaining the daily lives of the citizens of Dragonia. Furthermore, some farmers arrange mamono realm nature tours, giving visitors rides on particularly large mamono realm boars or lizards and taking advantage of the knowledge they’ve cultivated as they’ve worked the farm. Tourists can learn more about monster produce while touring the Dragonian Territories! These hands-on activities run by the farmers not only let visitors enjoy the sights of the land, but also, by giving them a taste of rare and farm-fresh produce that isn’t even sold in human nations, make a mamono realm’s appeal particularly easy to convey. Farmers, with such a direct connection to the blessings of a mamono realm, have the power to express these blessings to many others, and now they’ve become a profession of much interest in Dragonia, where we anticipate they will become an important part of our publicity. >Treasure Hunter In the Dragonian Territories, there still remain many ruins and remnants of the age of former Mamono Lords, preserved as they were for centuries, as well as secluded regions that even dragons tend to give a wide berth. Those couples who head out for those dungeons, bring back the treasures that still lie inside, and make a living through collecting a reward from the Dragoon Corps or directly trading with magic shops and merchants who deal in rare magic items are the treasure hunters. One may think of it as a profession full of lofty dreams and epic adventure where one can get rich quick, but in Dragonia, the would-be hunters almost never actually get any treasure. In the end, it’s more of a side-gig than anything else, for the ultimate goal of a Dragonian couple’s dungeon-diving isn’t its treasure, but the dungeon itself. The couples that delve into a dungeon generally giddily take off each other’s clothes, eager to enjoy the ruin’s lewd traps, or simply sex with a more dangerous atmosphere than usual, to their heart’s content. In short, the career of “treasure hunter” is little more than a pretense for monster couples to have sex outside. Supposing that even if by some chance a pair did get their hands on a treasure, if it isn’t something that enhanced their favorite activity, they’d quickly toss it aside and return to their much more important endeavor. It’s for that reason that there are still so many treasures lying in wait in the dungeons of the Dragonian Territories. The cycle just begins anew when a human adventurer, drawn in by the stories of those treasures, comes to a dungeon, gets attacked by a dragon, and the two become a monster couple themselves.

Dragonia seems like a dreadful city, I don't get the appeal unless you're a scale enjoyer

>>42227 what city are you going to?

>>42228 Wintertown, colder and comfier

>>42225 So. Cave or mansion, bros?

>Run down to the corner store for some beer and chips >Don't even make it halfway

>>42230 mansion, caves feel more cramp than they should

>>42231 Tell the pyrow I'm sorry...

>>42231 The random encounter rate is too high!

There is a sort of romanticism to a giant, grand scaled ruler of the skies turning into a blushing maiden/confident mistress when encountering a man. Of course they'd outclass me, but I'd probably call them at least cool before a dork.

>>42234 Is it really a random encounter if she is stalking you?

>>42234 It's not their fault there's a quest icon pointing at you.

>>42225 >A pun for a pun makes the whole world fun! I think i need to puke.

>>42237 Ah, so she's my Nemesis

>>42231 >>42234 I made it to the liquor store and back AGAIN without a single mamono interruption AGAIN is it fucking over for me or what when do I get to kill myself

>>42226 >you will never be a bard performing for the Wurm Queen Why even live

>>42240 Do you think salamanders freak out if they hear (you) calling her your nemesis? Like they get all their lizard friends together and share the news that you two are sworn enemies.

>>42243 I hope so I want a fucking ENEMY I want that one mamono who stalks me at every turn looking for a moment of weakness I want a girl with a sword to have it out for me. wish death upon me. lust for my utter annihilation when I say "ms salamander is pretty good..." after winning I want ms salamander and all her friends to get together and formulate strategies on how to absolutely crush me from every angle, in every way and vice versa! I will NEVER lose the war. I might lose a few battles but that means nothing. when it comes down to it I WILL beat salamanders at whatever they're looking for. they're dumb useless dorks and I am a very sober and competent human that can defeat any and all comers but ESPECIALLY competitive mamono

>>42209 I guess it depends on the hellhound, but I bet most of them would be really into movies where the big strong monster saves the helpless little human from the evil something or another. She'll insist that you sit on her lap so she can hold you and snuggle you during the parts where the human is in danger, even if you say you aren't scared. And yes, she will use the cheesy lines from the movie on you afterwards.

It's all over now. They won...

Snack time?

>>42249 I've never seen such a confident Titania. What's her secret?

>>42250 she knows her saggers and cupcakes are desirable

>>42250 Is it not in titania nature to be confident?

>>42247 >They Who, the (((coons)))?

>>42251 >>42252 They always come off to me as more of a clumsy type than overly confident, though i guess that's more of a personal take. That one exudes confidence though. Makes you think about what she knows that the others don't. She's positively smug about her certainty.

>>42257 Average Titania is a womanchild, while that one appears to at least try act her age.

>>42258 Eh, at least in terms of fanart it seems like a 70/30 split between confident big sister and clumsy womanchild.

THE IDEAL TITANIA IS 100 FEET TALL AND COVERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND WHIPPED CREAM!

>>42263 Anon needs shrinking ray correction.

>>42264 THE IDEAL SHRINKING RAY IS 100 FEET TALL AND COVERED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND WHIPPED CREAM!

Gremlin women I need your strongest chrooms to defeat the evil 'nuki

>>42266 Shroom here

>>42249 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAj_FQbL5eE

>>42266 Come on, anon, you shouldn't talk about your auntie like that. She's trying her best.

>>42268 Do you think masochist Myconids enjoy being used as basketballs?

>>42270 She stole my beers, friendship has ended

>>42257 Fairy milk

>>42271 Everyone appreciates being appreciated as an important member of the team

>>42270 I wish I had a Nuki auntster waiting for me after work wearing just a shirt and her underwear, we can at least pretend to be lovers or a newlywed couple

>>42272 That's because she heard about the "Alcoholic Oni juice service", and wanted to try it out with you.

>>42264 Be wary of any titania who has spent a lot of time around pixies.

>>42278 Honestly, she’s a fae queen. Just be wary of her no matter what.

>>42276 I would be fine with any monster auntie waiting for me at home but if I had to choose I would go balls deep for a rata auntster

>>42280 The mamono version of Lord of the Rings features the Battle of Balls Deep at the end of the second movie.

>>42278 it's fine, maybe

>>42282 This one spent too much time near an arch imp.

bird

>>42287 >big tits but not stupidly big Navbros, we're so fucking back

>>42231 >Look, it's the weekend and I want to enjoy a movie with beer. Can we call a truce? >Oh? What movie? Imagine going from from rivals to drinking buddies just like that

“Miss Balrog, I require your brattiest Pyrow!” >”No, she is too bratty for you.” “I DEMAND YOUR BRATTIEST PYROW!” >with a flat look of contempt, Miss Balrog disappears behind the shop curtain. >Returns moments later with an uncooked bratwurst dusted in glitter and wearing a tiny schoolgirl outfit. >Goes “Kyaaaaaaaa~!” When Anon picks up the plate she’s on.

>>42288 Ass is somewhat lacking though...

>>42290 >uncooked She might be a brat, but she's not a pyrow. She should have been grilled to delicious oily brown perfection

Meanwhile, in /4mon/. A new show featuring an anon married to a unicorn gets accidentally sent to an all monster prison, and /twohorn/ is going absolutely crazy over it. /onehorn/ on the other hand, isn't amused.

>>42293 The prisoners are actually very respectful and help all of them get a husband.

>>42294 >help all of them get a husband. Oh, he's going to help all of them get a husband alright.

>>42295 Yes via matchmaking with the male only prison, they're a lot of emotional bits but it's good show. It's produce by the Eros church

>>42296 >male only prison i thought they would've abolished that

>>42297 It wouldn't have stayed one for long anyway.

>>42296 Sure, but the male only prison is way smaller than the monster only prison. Even after matchmaking several harems, more than half of the monster only prison remains. So the only other alterative is...

>>42298 It's such a shame this guy stopped drawing.

>>42293 >all monster prison Let me in. I can fix her.

>>42301 anons are well known for their rehabilitative efforts on ancient evils

>>42300 Hope he's doing okay.

>>42268 Myconids are actually quite nice, aren't they? They're no hatters, but pretty good. >>42303 >Calling an alp a fag as you cum inside Living the dream.

>>42302 >SCP Containment Breach but it's security guard anon versus fifty ancient evil monstergirls

So, what if you don't try to tame the hellhound? What if you just love and support her?

>>42306 Now you're asking the right questions. Good obedient boys get lots and lots of unconditional love and kisses.

>>42299 Making a new season where the mamonos are match with isolated and lonely farmer

>>42308 A good idea i suppose. Make them work in the fields as comunity time to ease their sentences. However, between all the alraune, trolls and gnomes, most farmers are already married and have their hands full. I'm sure the unicorn wouldn't mind sharing her...

>>42307 Give me a mindbroken hellhound. One who doesn't want to dom, doesn't want anyone to dom her, one who just wants a roughly equal relationship with a man who appreciates her. Her peers would bully her.

>>42310 You mean a kobold?

>>42311 >Roughly equal No, kobolds 100% want you to give them wombpats and call them good girls. Kind of the opposite of the threadcanon hellhound, but not equal.

>>42312 Sure, but Kobolds can also be hyperexcitable and very needy, pushing you down and licking your face while giving your bone sausage some good loving. There is plenty of room for a somewhat dominant Kobold, even if they all lose to headpats.

>>42312 I'm gonna treat a kobold as my equal.

>>42314 >Whaddya wanna do, Daisy? <I dunno, whatever you want boss! >Whatever I want, huh? Well I wanna do what you wanna do. <I wanna do what you wanna do, boss! Uh-oh

>>42312 Just get one of those kobolds who like hanging with their hellish cousins.

>>42316 The kobold is the most dangerous girl in that picture. It's always like that. I kinda like the idea of a hellhound her friends call a burnt kobold though.

>>42315 >I want you to be the boss today, Daisy. If I end up with a dominant kobold that's fine too.

werewolves are the happy medium between hellhound and kobold, you know

>>42320 The three flavors of dog: mild, medium, and spicy.

>>42321 No anubis? I need me a schedule dog, dawg!

>>42320 False. All dogs are happy, big kobolds exist, and both large and small werewolves are out there. I don't know about small hellhounds, but a chihuahua equivalent with flames coming from her eyes sound terrifying.

>>42321 Sand doesn't taste good.

>>42322 Of course, how could I have forgotten. ! !

>>42326 But why are they so smug about it?

>>42327 Brain slugs

>>42326 Hellhound appears darker when contrasted against lighter monsters.

>>42326 >kakuen teleport scroll

>>42331 where and why

>>42325 need to get her a stylus

>>42332 it's a teleport scroll, it just teleports me to a random space and most of those spaces are out of the monster house kakuens weird me out

>>42333 How is she going to hold the stylus if she doesn't have oposable thumbs

>>42334 would you the smug squad if kakuen was swapped for a different smugster?

>>42336 yeah for sure

Listen carefully now anon, Do NOT fuck that cat.

>>42338 Cats are low on my list. Don't worry. I'd much rather fuck a slug.

>>42338 you can't stop me

>>42338 Okay, I'll fuck the other cat.

Something something man's best friend something something i want to tongue hellhound butthole

>>42342 Imagine hellhound, but fairy sized.

>>42343 I drop her into my pants and see what happens

>>42280 Auntie Hellhound for me

>>42344 Scratched and bitten sausage.

>>42326 Pet, pet, ignore, ignore

>>42338 I will molest the cute werecat who hang out at the convenient store

cat like typing detected

how do I make myself more appealing to ms lamia?

>>42350 >Increase your body temperature >Inform the world that confined places make you squirm (they love this) >Admire her body when you think she's not paying attention (she is) >Wear snakeskin or snakeskin print >Lisp

>>42350 don't tread on her (you can tread on her a little)

>>42352 What if i make her use the tip of her tail as a leash on my neck instead?

Imagine groping loli Pyrows and Balrogs on the train and grabbing their fat asses and pussies from behind

>'Ate condoms >'Ate southern monsters >'Ate the sabbath >'Ate Monchester United (come on you greens) >'Ate woke dormice (go back to bed for fuck sake) >'Ate consent >'Ate low ceilings >'Ate orderites (not extremist just don't like 'em) >'Luv me swamp >'Luv me sausagerolls >'Luv me a cheeky pint down the pub with Midori and Junko (aka Mizza and The Junkster oni best mates) >'Luv a curry down at the Jinko spice garden >'Luv wonderland footy radio with chesh >'Luv me anon >'Luv me cuddles >'Luv me horn massages >'Luv bein just a little delicate (but don't tell no-one) Simple as.

>>42356 SHE ATE THE WHOLE SABBATH???????

>>42356 >Horn massages I generally dislike flesh horns, but if the wife likes them they'd be fun to give.

>>42354 >grope a loli mamono on the train >she giggles and whisper she's going to shout "pedo" and call the police if you don't make her cum

>>42358 I agree, and I think ogres/onis has normal horns. Given one of them is broken, I hope that is the case, could be painful otherwise. However, she would still enjoy his attention, and would probably feel something like a pleasant pulling in their head as he strokes them.

>>42360 >Chilling on the couch with your pyrow best bro(female) sitting on the floor between your legs >She bought a bottle of face and horn lotion and won a bet so you're rubbing it in for her >She's having a good time and you're acting like a salty bitch but don't actually hate it >You've never seen her look so content >Decide to screw with her by scratching at her scalp and messing up her hair >She LOVES that >Keep massaging her face, horns and scalp until her face goes slack and you hear her sleep breathing >Stay on the couch, unable to move for a while >Finally pick her up and tuck her into your bed >She's so fun to be around even when you aren't having practice sex. You sure hope your eventual girlfriend is as fun and cute. Jesus, it's like I have a fetish for making myself depressed. Druella, please, the portals... > >

>>42362 Feel ya brother, the bottle is my easy way out. Cute pyrow, I feel like it would work even better with tsun like a dragon

>>42360 >Given one of them is broken That's just eh example ogre. Most of them would have two normal horns. IRL horns are keratin surrounding a core of live bone, so while they don't have sensitivity on the surface they can feel pressure. Of course, you can always headcanon having either a thin skin covering them, or some specialized cells that sense touch or pressure.

>>42364 It'd be a really different dynamic. Easier to imagine when she's heavily pregnant and feeling vulnerable (by her standards, she could still lever a town)/needy.

>>42365 >They can feel pressure this is what I was trying to get at. it's not super sensitive, but it is a pleasant sensation. >Most of them have two normal horns ogres break their horns fighting, low door frames, being clumsy etc. They mend, eventually. Quicker if they are given love and attention and doted upon. She might act a bit tsun about it, but she appreciates that anon cares.

>>42359 I think most of the monster lolis wouldn't quite that bratty, after all she's already winning if you're that strongly attracted to her. She'd just take it and let you drive yourself even hornier and more perverted doing it, maybe whisper she always takes this train on this day before stepping out so you know how to meet her again or slip a note with her phone number on it into your pocket unnoticed so you'll find it later.

>>42356 I would cum inside Oni ass

>>42368 Still sounds like they're in extreme need of adult supervision. Someone else might take advantage of them!

00:02 koturday begin

>>42366 Yes but with similar end goals, turning a pride dragon into putty sound fun

I have found the next step in my magical studies of the forbidden and the profane I will learn these magical secrets that have driven far too many mad. I will tear this magical strength from the great book, and lay its arcane might bare before me, regardless of its cost to my sanity or health, in the name of arcane power I will read the nekonomicon

>>42373 >Anon's Shota Catboy arc intensifies

Real talk, though, would you dress up as a shota catboy for your monwife?

>>42375 I guess if she really wants me to roleplay as her son or little brother.

>>42370 That line of reasoning is actually very fitting for this exact scenario >board the train >a loli Balrog standing next to the windows momentarily catches your eye, even if she's small in the crowd she's still a really flashy type of monster that stands out >she turns her head and your eyes happen to meet >she flashes you a little impish smile and blushes a little >these damn monster brats are too lewd and flirty, don't they know that's dangerous? >maybe you're just flustered, but you could swear you feel some kind of faint, strange warmth coursing through your body >for some reason you decided to take the standing spot behind the Balrog while you were distracted by your thoughs >your thoughts drift back to the monster brat problem, you feel like you should do something about it >you feel like you COULD do something about it >you feel really motivated to do something about it for some reason >it's so simple, why hasn't anyone though of this before >some bad guy can't take advantage of her if you take her for yourself first >[x] Molest

if you you lie down on the grass in a Dragonian park to relax the likelihood of a Dragon deciding to sit on you is low but never zero. The likelihood grows significantly in areas with high Malef concentrations.

>>42377 Yet another "how did you meet mommy" story a man would be ashamed to share. She'd just say you protected her on the train when she was young, but everyone except your daughter (currently) knows what that means.

>>42378 It's unfair that Wurms are the dragon type most likely to appreciate sitting on Anon's lap, but also the heaviest.

>>42380 Wyverns and malefs also seem like strong contenders despite wildly divergent reasoning.

>>42381 Would feed Wyverns like birds except with beef jerky instead of bird seed.

>>42382 I am now imagining a nest of cheeping vernlets gulping down strips of jerky.

>>42375 I am an adult so no

>>42379 >"I was really young and he protected me on the train, it was so cool but it was like, love at first sight even before he did that when he walked in" >the real version: you were so drawn to her beauty and aura you molested her on the spot (but the "love at first sight"-part was accurate) >"We started dating right away" >the real version: you met her on the train again multiple times groping her in an increasingly lewd way, then on the last time took her home with you and banged for hours, and only the next meeting after that was a proper date when the two of you had calmed down a little >"The age difference was like, super big but we were so in love it was like it didn't even exist" >the real version: both of you had a lot of fun with back and forth perverted flirting about it in bed, all the time

>>42372 >"...maybe some humans are alright... I guess..."

>>42377 I'm starting to think all train riders are just perverts, no other mode of transportation has such a high rate of marriage!

>>42380 it's not like i'm going to refuse

I'd rather sit in ms wurm's lap

>>42390 there's enough wurm to go around for both

>>42391 possessively cradled in the wurm sandwich where I'm both sitting on and sat on by wurm, sharing a drink with silly straws

>>42388 there's nothing particularly off about trains or train riders, it's just mamano aren't ones to let an opportunity pass you can notice similar phenomena in elevators, workspaces and in line at the DMV

Hey guys, i found this weird wurm under a rock. She speaks kind of weird, i think she's bilingual.

>>42394 Cute wurm.

>>42388 It's a lot of young monsters from various school grades and serious salarymen on the same vehicle, it's like mixing aluminium and rust.

>>42396 Totally safe as long as there's no spark? Thermite doesn't just light up on its own.

>>42386 You really can make anything sound good with the right spin. Although, the fact that she stuck together after she was no longer a little girl somehow serves to make it more wholesome, like an old couple that's been together for decades, but sooner. It's almost... Cuter that the chikan rape was against a loli?

>>42394 something's not right, why is this wurm so flat?

>>42399 FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!!!

>>42400 I don't think that's true

>>42400 If flat is justice, why do all the police officers have big knockers?

>>42401 No, but it is true that justice is blind. Picture unrelated but very cute.

>>42402 Police don't know shit about justice and you know it.

>>42404 mamono police would

it'd be pretty neat to hug a kiki

>>42405 By justice do you mean illicit sex in the back of her squad car only to realize you're both trapped back there since it doesn't open from the inside?

>>42406 She looks really soft and I bet she smells good. I couldn't stop hugging her.

>>42405 you have the right to get fucked, anything you say can and will be called cute, you may request an attorney to help you draw up a marriage contract

>Spread cheeks >Plant face between them >Deep inhale I'm doing this to the first holst I see

>>42402 It's the judges that are flat. Cops are just the muscle for the system, they're not supposed to decide between (new) life and (the little) death.

D F C

>>42408 >After a grueling seventeen hour long struggle to contain the suspect in the back seat of her cruiser, backup arrived on the scene to free the trapped officer and suspect. >While the courts have yet to come to a conclusion, most believe that the defendant, Anon, will receive a harsh sentence where he will need to be supervised by the law for the foreseeable future

Dead hours

>>42415 Shh! They're going to hear us!

>>42415 if you must

You've already fathered a litter of six, you just don't know it yet

>>42415 soft undead make the perfect body pillows, always cold and constantly hugging for warmth

>>42418 This, but with a big clumsy monster who keeps bumping into walls and knocking things over with her tail (it's getting harder every night to pretend you're asleep and not to burst out laughing).

>>42415 >Not using the legally required wight shoes pic

Ahhhh!!! give imp!! need imp!! love imp! imp lovey dovey uuuoohhhh!!! erotic imp! naughty brat imp needs big daddy's correction!

>>42423 literally me

Monstergirl that would say: "Nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask"?

>>42425 Basilisk. Difficult to form social bonds when you paralyze everyone who looks at you.

>>42425 Bunyip. No one really cared who she was when she put on the mask either because she's really gloomy, but at least they look at her and say "what's with the mask?" >>42411 >Excuse me sir, but my breasts are up here.

>>42410 >POV: you realize the social credit score was not just memes and reposting the tiananmen square twenty times might have been a mistake

>>42416 need to be chased by a monster with very sharp claws who runs on all fours

>>42150 >meet a lich at the graveyard >just appreciating the architecture and tranquility when you come over the hill and see her floating in her summoning circle >that's normal here, right? >jog over and lift her candle back up when it falls over >side-eyes you and nods with a little "thank you" >move along >feel a cold presence at your back >she's joined you >5 seconds of eye contact gives way to an unorthodox smile >which falls apart >resume your cemetery tour >her numerous sighs at the stones suggest familiarity >"So what were you doing back there?" >"Cake recipe." >can't quite work up the nerve to ask if it was part of the cake recipe or if one of her dead friends knew the cake recipe and she was communing with them for it >continue in silence, becoming more and more comfortable with it since it's obviously not making her uncomfortable, maybe even the opposite >get to the end of your evening, and she doesn't say goodbye, but she does wave goodbye, kinda, from her waist, not even showing you her palm there is no end to the story, you have to visit the cemetery again

>>42432 First it's a graveyard... Then it's a cemetary. They're not the same thing. Which is it?

>>42435 Did you know, the word cemetery omes from an old greek word meaning dormitory? I'm sure Ms Lich will remind you every day until you get her dorky hints.

>>42438 So she wants to become a landlord. Smart, but undead are terrible at paying rent. I'll get some dryads instead.

>>42431 The human male urge to be prey.

>>42440 wanted to be hunted like prey is 99% of why i like mge. i love the idea of being pursued and being able to run away with everything i have, and still barely not escaping. it doesnt even have to be an actual physical pursuit, i just want to be overpowered and forced into submission.

>>42425 Feels like it's more of a man/anon thing but bunyip is a good contender

>>42439 I guess dormitory can give a wrong impression. It's more like "sleeping chamber".

>>42441 Enlightened and correct.

>>42441 Eh, reverse everything and I would like it

>>42445 also extremely valid, i may be soft as a pillow and wanma be prey, but if i have to be dominant i want to chase them down like a predator. it sounds fun, as long as theyre definitely into it

>>42447 Yeah obviously both need to be into it, the perfect a scenario is anon the prey becoming the hunter

>>42449 In my case*

>>42443 LICHES HIBERNATE!?

>>42451 Ok, now you are just being dense on purpose.

>>42452 Fact check: TRUE But in my defense, I want to be raped by a lich.

>>42453 That's just going to end up as you two giving eachother dorky hints, but never commiting because you want the other to rape you. Ms Lich keeps making references to sleeping with the dead, and you keep acting dumb. It's these type of situations that make Eros lose hair in real time.

there are some more seductive monsters that id prefer to overwhelm me, i think the idea of a usually laid back and flirtacious monster just deciding 'fuck it' and chasing me down after i say 'not tonight' or 'sorry, im not ready for a relationship right now', especially if i genuinely mean it. i want to be made to concent

When you have a hebi neighbour

>>42457 >that first pic. This is the type of monster strategy that i have no defenses or resistances against. Trying to rape me? I'll just run or spray you with water. Acting bratty or abrasive, meh. But just honestly opening up her feelings to me and make me feel needed. Eros have mercy on my soul.

>>42455 Bald chicks are hot; I think she could rock that look.

>>42458 its why i like abyssals so much, they feel incomplete without you. you cant get more 'feeling needed' then that.

>>42460 Yeah, but how do you get a nacha to admit that before she forces you to pierce her with your arachnacles?

>>42458 Be aware of monster girls who pour their feelings to you They are among the most ferocious of them all

>>42388 What about planes?

>>42462 well she'll tell you, just very angrily/rudely >"Of course i need you, you fucking idiot, dont be so stupid." >"I know it'll never get through that thick skull of yours, but unfortunately i love you." >"Why the fuck did it take you so long to find me, are you blind?"

>>42463 That's what makes them best. Their ferocious love shall pierce my cold heart. >>42465 Hmm, don't know, needs a bit more desperation and emotion to it. Guess i'll have to poke at her until she embarrasingly blurts out her feelings in a genuine manner before blushing beet red and start frantically envenoming me cry-screaming about how dare i make her do something so embarrasing.

>>42464 >take an airliner over monster territory >PA system comes on halfway through the flight >"This is your pilot speaking, it looks like we've caught the attention of a few wyverns. They're probably going to follow us to the airport, nothing to be alarmed about. Oh, and, uh, congratulations to any single men on the flight." >look out the window to see a whole formation of kaiju-sized flying lizards trailing behind the plane

Koturday is the perfect to bring the childhood feline friend on an activity or maybe a date

>>42468 There's no better way to start a Saturday morning than with a session of hot sweaty anal sex

>>42467 This but I'm on a train and there's a bunch of wurms tunneling and springing out of the earth around us.

>>42470 That made me think they're like dolphins but on land.

>>42471 YES! That's exactly what I'm going for! Majestically arcing through the sky then slamming back into the ground to glide through the earth like a dolphin in the ocean.

Wurms. Majestic af.

>>42472 also rape caves

>>42469 Wow going full anal on your first rest day is hardcore

>>42475 I don't think Miss Wurm would rape me.

>>42455 I want to read about situations that force cupids to take up drinking and/or sniping

>>42477 Then you don't know Miss Wurm very well.

Speaking of Wurms, give me a name for a Wurm and a bard

>>42479 Well, I suppose a little consensual rape is OK.

>>42480 Is she a wurm who is ALSO a bard, or do you need 2 names: >Wurm >Bard

>>42482 Two names, one for the Wurm and one for the bard who impresses her and together they compose the Wurmsong

>>42483 Jade the wurm Ludwig the bard

>>42484 >Jade Because she's precious and green and kind of stony? Done.

>>42485 That was my reasoning, yes!

>>42477 >anon about to find out that threadcanon lovable idiot Wurms are just that, a threadcanon

>>42440 She looks like she shun goku statsu human men

>>42487 Hey, lovable idiot and rapist aren't mutually exclusive.

Talking about hints, what kind of (somewhat) subtle innuendos would different mamono do to let anons know they want to engage in the horizontal tango. For example: >Miss Automaton is very insistent anon uses the line piece strategy to beat her at tetris.

>>42479 >>42487 Miss Wurm would never I'd be slowly bleeding out in a cave because I made the arrogant decision to go hiking alone and ended up squaring off with some boar and she'd rescue me and in the haze of pain she'd look like an angel.

>>42476 Have a monster in your proximity and do your reps, we're all gonna make it

>>42491 she will if she puts all that work into saving you and then you just try and leave

>>42487 Do you think all of the Wurm's missing IQ points went into their pussy, and that they grip like a milking machine as a consequence?

>>42493 Why would i just try to leave my hero? I'd only abuse that instinct to bring her somewhere nice to propose, like a waterfall.

>>42470 >please do not feed the wurms sign on every window what's the worst that could happen?

Marry and impregnate lolibabas

>>42496 >Lil Nonny sees the sign and does not care >Tosses his packet of cookies out the window >Other passengers don't notice >But the wurms do >All out WURMFARE erupts as the various wurms outside converge on the cookies >A smol (less than 10 meters) wurm grabs them from the wurmpile and makes a beeline for the train >Sniffs the cookies then begins smelling each train car until she can get to the correct car >Then the correct window >"You dropped these!" she says politely to Lil Nonny as she speeds along next to the train >Still in her kaiju earth dragon form >Lil Nonny can only stare in horror as she delicately moves the packet out from her lips and teeth and into his lap >"BYE BYE!" she yells as she moves off, the ground rumbling as she sinks below the surface >Lil Nonny's cookie packet, crumpled and torn, with wurm drool on it, sits in his lap >Everyone is panicked and can't look away from him. It's fine, probably.

>>42490 >Domestic type monsters saying they wouldn't mind cooking for you every day (especially powerful when used by hags) >Buying shared drinks with two straws >Lots of "accidentally" rubbing their monster bits against you

>>42499 those tails take up a lot of room. it's only natural they might brush up against you

>>42500 Dragon wings too! They need to be stretched often, so it's only natural if they end up draped over single men's shoulders from time to time. Likewise, succ tails are like creeper vines, they naturally wrap around big, strong male legs for support. It just can't be helped, haha.

read that translated lilim x barrier hero story, lilims built like this are dangerous, goddamn

>>42501 Who in his right mind want to be touched by those disgusting scaly membrane from flying lizard, not me, I would kever

>>42501 >>42503 Uh, me? I would gently touch her membranes and I bet Miss Dray-Dray would be tsun-tsun about it because of how ticklish they are.

>>42504 not as sensitive at bat wings (ms manticore's secret weakness) but still highly pokable

>>42504 How do you think dragon wings would feel? I have really supple leather with a bit of stretch in mind. The membrane probably would just be bat-like, but I've never handled a bat either.

>>42505 I would be scared to touch or manipulate my manticore's wings, they look so fragile like a finger could poke through. It makes me cringe to think about it

>>42506 I think they'd be very, very smooth, and surprisingly strong. But also basically smooth as silk because they need to cut through the air. I bet they're VERY confusing to fondle And dragons "kyaaa~!" when you fondle their wings due to how many nerve endings they have to allow precise flight. They're so, so sensitive to touch!

>>42507 Manticore wings are a meme. The average manticore weighs at least twice as much as her little wings could possibly lift.

>>42508 thats because their wings are just hands, youre hand holding, pervert

>>42507 She could say the same about your scrotum but that won't stop her from going to town on it.

>>42511 I hope not, I'm not fan emergency hospital, too stressful >>42509 They fly with it so the muscle part must be strong but membrane really slime and full of blood vessels

>>42510 I would hold hands with a dragon.

>>42498 kyute

>>42502 >that pic F-fuck...

>>42514 Despite being a giant rape/murder machine, Wurmy is very good at being adorable.

So, we have tailsluts, clawsluts, pawsluts, and now wingsluts. Is there a monstergirl part anon isn't a slut for?

>>42517 Spleens.

>>42518 Why do you think people like zombies? its certainly not for their brains, they're always asking for more!

>>42517 This cute ting combine everything above, she's the apex mamonos

>"And now that you bear the mark of a dragon, you can never return to human society!" "You, uh... you know most people on Earth don't know anything about dragon clans, right? They'd just think this was a random tattoo if I showed them." >"...they don't?" "Well some do but only the guys looking to join one. You don't have the same reputation that you might have with the Order." >malef's smug expression fades as her evil plan falls apart due to a lack of basic research

>>42518 Miss Sandworm has a lovely spleen and she'd be more than happy to share it with you.

>>42518 ms shog has 3 spleens and more available on demand

>>42509 They get a running start, leap and then glide like Spyro

>>42509 Manticore? More like, MantiFAT.

>>42523 The organs, or Shorgans, as I've come to call them, don't truly function as our terrestrial organs do, but are rather mimicing them in shape and occasionally location within the bodily cavity, though unattached to the systems that would correspond to proper organs. My study of Shoggoth anatomy, of Shogatomy, will continue.

>>42524 It's all fun and games until the manticore runs through one of the superfly gates

>>42517 I like venom tol

i need a core that flips between lovable doting scritchable wife and feral ultra dominant predator who views me as food and doesn't believe in the refactory period.

>>42529 >refactory period "You dumb, human! Men don't have periods!"

>>42521 >"Anyway, do you want to meet my parents? My dad is a medieval mythology buff, he'll love you." This is not going as planned. Is the malef happier or frustrated about this?

>>42527 Where did she find the orbs to activate it?

>>42532 Her boobies did the trick

>>42529 >Scritch for five seconds before you stop? demands more scritches >Scritch for six through sixteen seconds and stop? Apex rapist. >Scritch for seventeen? Back to more demands for scritches.

>>42534 >>42529 places to scritch manticore >her chin >her ears >behind her ears >base of wings >base of tail >part on her leg where fur meets skin >part on chest where skin meets fluff >deep in chest fluff >between the beans on any given day, one of these will randomly be a rape trigger and one of them will be a lap cat trigger.

>>42536 I will get a only lapcat with me and apex predator for others. In exchange I will spend a lot of time scritching, petting, hugging and comforting the batcat

>>42536 >one day scritching behind her ears makes her melt into a big pink pillow >the next day, when you scritch behind her ears, she lifts you up with one arm so she can stare into your soul with deathly tiny pupils - as looking at you like you just insulted her mother. rape soon follows. cats are fickle creatures.

>>42536 >Scritch in two places at once >Achieve the mythical cuddlerape

Brushing a manticore sound either extremely perilous or a good way to lose any fear or respect for her big scary feline act

Do 'cores like boxes too?

>>42541 Oh you better believe it. And she’ll be smug as fuck when she takes possession of it. It’s her box. Hers. Nobody else’s. You will hear the sound of her claws scratching and scraping cardboard all day. It’s hard for her tail to fit in with the rest of her, so it will dangle outside. Touching the box will result in instant rape. It is difficult to avoid doing so, because she is so smug and self assured about how amazing her box is and how you don’t have it.

>>42539 >Mythical That's bogie standard sexing procedure.

>>42397 >as long as there's no spark? But there are plenty of sparks to go around. The train's movements bumping people into eachother or causing girls to lose their balance and fall into some guy's arms, passive charm magic procs, monsters being too pretty to resist, brats being too horny... >>42398 It's because man x younger more energetic girl couples are already peak, and MGE makes it perfect with horny lolis and true love. You can have exciting hentai "rape" scenarios that are actually cute romance on closer inspection. Like chikan with a Balrog loli and a heart to heart afterwards where she tries to honestly explain how strongly she feels about you and you reciprocate her sprawling, bratty love confession.

>You don't stand a GHOST of a chance! >I've got a BONE to pick with you

>>42545 That's funny and all, but why is the seaslime there?

>>42546 She's lacking a certain feature. No bones about it. I don't have many other slime pics saved

>>42547 >I've got a bone(...) >Doesn't actually have a bone. Now i'm even more confused.

>>42548 'I've got a bone to pick with you' is a common eye-rolling pun/joke typically made by skeleton characters in video games/movies. The joke is that she is a slime who has no bones, but is saying it in the same hammy way. The slime does not understand why the original joke works. It is a meta joke about slimes being cute but simple monsters. I am here all night.

>>42548 You have a bone though.

>>42544 I'm still imagining that moment when your little daughter is all grown up and no longer a lolrog(16) when THAT question comes >"So, like, when you were 'protecting' mom on the train when you met, didja go for her tits or ass first?" >Ah, she's adorably brash, just like her mother >The question is a little silly though >Her mom's butt was naturally too low and out of reach >She didn't really have tits at the time either, but you still went for them first >You're a little proud of the chest you've helped her develop since, actually. Lots of tender love and care. >"I was a gentleman. I'll have you know I just held her ha--" >"TITS!" is called out from the other room >"Yeah, it was her tits. But you've gotta understand..."

going to tame a manticore I'm armed with some shoestrings, a bell, a pouch of catnip, and full harness wish me luck

>>42553 You better hope that your harness happens to fit either her OR you. You're gonna need that.

You can actually avoid the mandatory manticore encounter by shrinking yourself with pixie dust and sneaking past her to steal the key. It's a speedrunning tactic. Trust me.

>>42554 why would I bring armor that doesn't fit me

>>42550 That was a bit too elaborate. >>42551 I have a boneR(hard R).

>>42560 Is she a monstergirl?

>>42561 Pretty sure that's a wight

>>42562 I hear they’ve got an Isle of Wights now

>>42563 Isle of Wight, just one.

>>42562 it'd be hard to tell apart from the hair

>>42564 >a whole isle damn how rich is this corpse?

First the Isle of Wight, now a bunch of dragons have moved into wales. Apparently having a dragon on your flag is an invitation for draconic subjugation, and that wales had actually been part of the historic claims of Dragonia for centuries and centuries (portals opened -“a week ago). Someone better tell Bhutan

>>42567 Only the fattest dragons move to WALES.

>>42567 >Someone better tell Bhutan They really have to watch for Ignises.

>>42562 But she just has the normal hands. Wight hands are the normal hands AND the big spooky hands!

>>42570 They don't have the big grabbers out all the time, they materialize them when they want.

>>42571 Why would they ever hide them? Big Hands = Big Love!

>>42571 big claws are for attracting mates

>>42555 Instructions unclear, face stuck in manticore tail. Don't send help, its already over

>>42574 They only cared who Anon is once he put on the mask... icore tail.

>>42575 your joke privileges have been revoked for the foreseeable future

>>42576 That's how you know you told a really good joke--the intense, seething jealousy of the people who heard it.

>>42574 How did you get your face stuck in her tail?

>>42576 >Big smelly bogie feet on my face Yes please!

>>42578 it was part of a gag tv show anon was on a plane, and they faked an emergency where the cabin lost pressure and oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling but instead of an oxygen mask dropping down it was a manticore tail and anon didn't notice until after he put it on and got PRANKED

>>42579 bogies don't seem smelly bogeys kinda do though

>>42581 After a circus show, those stockings are gonna be packing some serious smell. And to have those hot, sweaty feet on hers on my face. Oh my goodness, bully me know Ms. Bogie!!

>>42581 Bogeys smell like fabric softener and childhood.

>>42581 I can never keep those two separate. Which one is the giant plushie? And which one is the terrifying clown monster?

We all know who has the best feet though...

>>42578 Well, I was reading the post to make sure I got the steps down right, then I stood up from the computer and tripped. Tripped face first right into a waiting manticore tail. What are the odds?

>>42585 I want to sniff and masturbate to troll and horc feet.

>>42159 good post

>>42587 based and feetpilled

>>42584 gey is the plushie gie is the clown

>>42590 >gey is the plushie Rude

>>42211 Onsen season is coming.

taking fluffy wife to an onsen leaving quickly and quietly when we realize what we've done

>>42593 >ULTRA fluffy wife >Go to an onsen with her >Fluff is gone; only wet fur >SO MUCH WET FUR >Wife instantly regrets it >Cold and heavy the instant she's out of the water >Spend over an hour in the fluffy wife stall blow drying her HEBIS KEEP WINNING

>>42595 sounds like the fluffer won to me if she gets to spend an hour getting a blowjob from her husband

>>42596 Hebis just have sex with that time.

>>42596 >getting a blowjob from her husband Poor phrasing there.

>>42599 DON'T SHAME ANON FOR HAVING A FUTA WAIF.

>>42599 >He doesn't fellate his wife's horn Not gonna make it, anon. Not gonna make it....

>>42601 That is WAY too pointy.

>>42602 She sharpens it for jousting matches

>>42603 Yeah, but I don't want it in the back of my throat.

>>42604 If anything happens, she'll insta-heal you. She is an expert healer as a unicorn after all

>>42605 No, hard pass. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BICORNS.

>>42606 >two horns to fellate Double the homoeroticism

>>42606 But can she heal me?

>>42608 She can sexually heal you.

>>42599 it was deliberate for the wordplay and I don't know how I could have possibly made it more obvious without outright stating it >>42606 no can do, one woman only

>>42608 No, you'll need to add a unicorn to the harem. Oh wait, shit... Now you have two bicorns

>>42610 Look, I'm just trying to change the subject from a goddamn sharp horn getting shoved down my throat.

>>42612 hmmm soft beans being put in your mouth

>>42613 Oh, yeah, refried beans. Delicious.

>>42613 Licking wife's beans has to be one of the lewdest things you can do. Even better if you manage to outlewd her this way.

>>42616 Imagine the smell...

>>42616 THE bean is more directly sexual. I was thinking of lewd like a girl eating a sausage or a banana a certain way.

>>42618 >Ogre looks at you and winks >Pops an entire sausage in her mouth >Sideways >Her grin is as wide as the sausage is long >And you can see the sausage perched in her lips and teeth! Very sexy.

Microdosing manticore venom every day to build up a resistance and be able to shrug it off when she inevitably spines you

>>42606 Bicorn is a very damn fine horse. she's the perfect manager for a duelist gladiator team in Dragonia.

It's bat koturday night.

squish that batcat just squish her pick her up and squish her to your body don't worry about hurting a batcat just squish her

>>42624 >Batcats everywhere read this and blush furiously

>>42624 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in tailpussy

>>42618 This but with an Alp

>>42623 Does Miss Mandy Core always have red-ish eyes? They're very stunning >>42626 Many such cases

>>42623 >Can rape anon on both Caturday AND Baturday No one monster should have such power

>>42362 Don't feel too bad, that's one of the highest quality alp posts I've ever read. Very sweet.

>>42624 They like it like cat?

>>42630 how gay are you that you have to turn everything into alps

>>42628 If it is such a common occurrence, surely there is an easy way to get it unstuck from the tail, right?

>>42472 >watch the wurms porpoise down the mountainside through binoculars from your alpine hotel balcony >the sound reaches you moments later, being that of an avalanche of rock saws in the misty distance >one of them waves at you mid-arc wait, I thought subterranean monsters were supposed to have bad vision.

>>42634 Yes you must bite her tits gently

>>42635 They use echo-location

>>42632 Only somewhat but that's irrelevant, I accidentally a word, sorry.

oh, to be crushed under hellhound titty because the rest of the hellhound came crashing down on top

>>42639 this is actually translated from a single monlish verb, in this case being in the infinitive form. other such directly untranslatable verbs include "to make a fully erect dick disappear within giant hands (e.g. a troll's, bogie's, or bogey's)" and "to acquire an addictive taste for mamono milk"

Drinking venom is cool and tasty

>>42641 evidence?

Reading the wikipedia article, it's really a shame that Alps are just a guy turned into a succubus. They do so much more funny and weird stuff in mythology. Translated to MGE terms, it'd be something like this: >They have an Invisibility hat(Tarnkappe) >They attack you in your sleep and make you have wet dreams, leaving behind "Alpdrücke", which means, in a literal sense, "Alp pressures", but in a more modern sense it'd mean "Alp (kiss)marks. So yeah, Alps kissing their homies goodnight is canon. >Alps will kiss and bite your nipples until they can drink blood, so sometimes they get confused with Vampires. >Love Holst milk(very fitting). >Very mischievous beings. >Don't like doing it with the lights on. >There is a bunch of myths about why children grow up to be alps, like your mother biting down on a centaurs caul during childbirth, or her being scared of animals, or you being born with hair on your palm or having an unibrow. >You can protect yourself from alps by putting a broom under your pillow, probably because that would summon a Kiki, so i'm making it headcanon that Alps and Kikis are mortal enemies) >"If awoken by the Alp and finding him still there, one can address (her) by asking (her) to return in the morning to borrow something or have coffee." So apparently they love coffee. >And hate lemons. You can neutralize one by shoving a lemon up her mouth. >"Plugging" any "holes" will avoid you getting alped, so maybe they hate harems.

>>42641 Venom needs to be injected to work so this is perfectly safe

>>42642 euuuuuh sex with purple snake?

>>42645 Why is the snussy censored?

>>42646 don't know, it's like that in the gallery

>>42218 You ever hear the term "fishnets" in referring to clothing? Yeah, the style is popular with aquatic mamono, so threads and similar net-like fabrics are in high demand in coastal and underwater provinces.

>>42648 Which is why we need art of Kelpies in fishnets getting their romps paddled.

don't miss out on the lovely miss cheshire's standup comedy night at the bar! ... again... please... you stood her up last time

>>42650 The joke are too horrific

im ngl ive exclusively been thinking about flayers. not even any of the other abyssals. nothing else going on in my head but tentacles, being a squid, mind control, and cuddling, and having my hand held gently while she does unspeakable things to me

>>42652 Even if I can't get you I'm happy that you find a niche that you love so much, it's always nice(and creepy) to read

>>42653 It's always fun when you start recognizing posters based on their particular fixations. I want to see flayer-anon's squid form.

>>>>42654 That on the other hand is a dangerous path.

>>42655 Not really, unless it starts spilling into their other posts. You recognizing there is someone that really likes abyssals and talks about them isn't much, but when you start recognizing their other posts it's when it gets dangerous.

Nothing like taking a street whore harpy and turning her into a loving wife and mother of many lil' harpies

>>42654 i would actually like to draw/comission that, but i dont think the majority of this thread would wanna see it. i think my squid would look sick as fuck though, probably just as purple or my wife or a colour that compliments purple. also i agree, its nice recognising people even though everyones got the same name >>42653 also nice to hear, i kind of hope ive converted a couple of people. if not to flayers, at least to abyssals as a whole. never again shall miss flayer be placed in the F tier.

>>42658 *probably just as purple as my wife at work, typing fast, mb

>>42658 >i would actually like to draw/comission that, but i dont think the majority of this thread would wanna see it If you do it, you should do it for yourself. Doing stuff to get recognition from the thread wil just end in disappointment 9 times out of 10. Do stuff because you enjoy doing it, and if the thread enjoys it it's a bonus.

>>42658 Well mindflayer is still a no go but you made both less horrible and more creepy

>>42660 oh yeah i know, if i get it comissioned id keep it to myself as i do with most comissions, i just meant i shouldnt post it. catbox exists though, if i was asked again >>42661 personally, i really like creepiness (in appearance, personality, etc), but obviously it makes sense why most people wouldnt like it/them

>>42662 >i just meant i shouldnt post it Why not? As long as it's MGE related.

>>42662 >>42663 Yeah, it'd be something like posting Marshmallow Cat solo. Totally OK under normal circumstances. Honestly, could even be kind of hilarious if your squid form pic is a "sexy photo for your spouse" and ends up looking like the squid version of: https://files.catbox.moe/d17mn6.jpg

>>42664 Kek, but why do you have that saved?

>>42665 Marshmallow cat? Because I like cats! The Costanza pic I had to look up and copy off to catbox quick, but I'm old enough to remember when you could buy that picture and hang it on your honest-to-god wall. And a friend of mine even did so! The 90s and 00s were a different time.

>>42664 i should ask lnight to draw a marshmallow squid. i am very much not squishy or marshmallow-oid, but a marshmallow squid and his mob-faced flayer wife would be adorable. i also kind of want to ask other abyssal anon's about THEIR transformations, but i dont think many people think about that sort of thing as much as i do. now that i think about it, i should probably write down my ideas for each transformation

>>42664 Marshmallows are for sex

>>42668 Arrest this man.

>>42668 Found the Sith lover. >>42667 My preferred abyssal is the shog. So, just me, but without the risk of cutting myself every time I try to use a knife for, well, anything. But mostly food prep.

>>42668 >marshmallow nekomata

>>42668 Sexing the marshmallow cat is wrong Sexing the marshmallow werecat is good Know the difference

>>42670 you could also tank a bazillion sword slashes and walk away just fine, you could farm so much aura