>>43244 Sex with wine auntie

>>43245 wine with sex auntie

>>43237 i want an evil pharaoh who didn't need an apophis to fall just naturally and independently evil in her own way

>>43244 You can't run a classy winery if you don't wear pants.

>>43244 Aged like wine.

>>43248 I HATE pants. once the portals open and the mamono abolish work I'm never wearing pants again. I'll wear loincloths or boxers at most. fuck pants, man. the devil invented pants

>>42735 >turn your phone flashlight on >candlegeist seethes, blocks the light with her huge wax ass, and lights up the entire room herself

>>43244 Goat boobs OR Goobs, as they prefer you to refer to them.

Meow, Mega Cat! Meow for everlasting peace! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT9DST_M_g8

>>43253 boats boobs of the goat

>>43255 wtf now I love boat girls!

what level of resistance is necessary to dissuade a mamono you're not interested in?

>>43257 just say no

>>43257 It's tough.

>>43256 Playing Fire emblem awakening, I cant help but wonder if mgs would love or hate the game >can play matchmaker for your friends and overcome difficult trials together using potent pair up bonuses >can also snap the game balance in half by going full eugenics simulator

>>43257 it's the nuclear option, but you can hit them with the "you're not my type" do note that this can result in monster tears and you feeling like a piece of shit

>>43257 Man, I don't know of any mamono I wouldn't at least go out with if she pursued me... long enough to get me to think she meant it and that it's not some elaborate prank. I'm a very lonely man, but it's my walls that I put up that cause some of it. Especially in the romance department. Anyway, time for bed. Maybe a cute spider will give me a peck on the cheek in my sleep.

>>43257 >>43261 This but you could follow up with "I'll be your wing-man, though." Now you have a friend/party-member keeping an eye out for your type, and you gotta get her in touch with any friends or associates that are single. Also, you've possibly just insured a childhood friend for your eventual kid. Double win.

>>43263 if you put them in the friend zone they keep hope, though. too risky

>>43263 I could do that. it would be nice to have friends and help others as long as she doesn't cry when I first turn her down

>>43265 >monster cries >instinctively hug and comfort monster >monster nuzzles into you >... >wake up next morning naked in bed next to monster many such cases

>>43251 I'm going to guess you live in the subtropics

>>43266 The ones that exploit the male protective instinct are the most devious ones right after the ones who cook for you. God help you if she both makes meals for you and also asks you to reach stuff on the high shelf or open stubborn jars then gets all cheery when you do it. A man cannot fight against such psychological conditioning.

>>43257 They have some compatibility detector, no? You just need to dislike them enough.

It's tough to be a god

>>43272 Being venerated as God-warchief by a tribe of feline sounds good

beans...

>>43274 on my head

>>43276 I wanna HOLD HANDS with beans

>>43244 I go to every one of her symposiums for a chance at getting one of those nifty grape pins.

>Manticore date >Expect vicious rape >Have a lovely dinner in the nicer part of town >Followed by a calm walk back to her home >Where she pulls you inside and viciously rapes you

>>43279 >pulls you into the house >throws you on the bed >sneers down at you, smugly declaring that you fell for her nice lady facade and now she's going to rape the fuck outta you >"you can't do that to me because I consent" >completely defuses her

>>43247 I root for the genuinely heroic Apophis opposing her.

>>43272 >Zekali! Not enough rain! Need more rain! You must exalt him six, no, seven more times! Or else we will all starve. >How will that help?? He is not the rain god. He is the good dreams god. If I call his cum that many times you will all fall asleep and not be able to harvest and then we all starve. Well. Everyone but me, kekekeke >Grr. Who has the lousy rain god? MY husband is the great BREAD god. When I exalt him, we will all have big tall loaves with crispy crust. But without the grain, we have no bread at all. >Go find Tachihuil, she has rain god. Here here, take my potion too. One daub under the tongue and my god is always ready to give me good sleep~. Ahn, speaking of, I am getting quite, er, *yaaaaawn* tired~.

>>43249 Then you get ones like this.

I wonder if a mamono can believe hard enough that if their husband is a God they actually become one, or vice versa.

>>43287 What, is your wife an ork?

>>43288 Kek >>43287 Maybe but it seems unlikely w to be a god must be venerated by many

The wiki is taking 5-6 business days to load a page. Anyone else having issues with it.

>>43293 yup since the change of domain it been likes that

>>43294 Man. Wish we could restore this community to at least a semblance of its former glory.

>>43298 I'm not wikiman nor anyone from the inner circle, but I can guess the move was not a frivolous caprice and hosting loli lewds on modern clearnet when you have entire clique of psycho schizos hostile to you is not an easy task.

>>43285 to be the god of your wife must be such ego boost

>>43301 I was speaking a bit more generally. Going through the archives there was more varied posting, and more OC being produced. I just wish we had some way for new people like us to discover this place. New mgs get released but people go back to their usual wives. At this point everyone has cemented themselves in what they like. I'd love to see someone get attatched to a pale rider/salphinx pair, or have more projects aside from the ocasional pic or fic, as well as getting more engagement for those.

>>43303 Maybe you should write better stories

>>43305 Ok, that's just mean.

back at work and happy to be here for once, home is a living nightmare. i want three mindflayers to drag me away and snuggle with me while i try my best to sleep but they cant stop touching me.

>>43303 i only found this place because i checked back on 4chan after it went down because i wanted to see if the monster girl thread was still up since i used to go there. someone linked this and its so much better than what 4chan used to be, but i agree its a little small and we need a way of getting people in. honestly, id like a way to get to know the people on this website a bit better because i like the community. a discord server or something would only end badly though.

>>43303 >I just wish we had some way for new people like us to discover this place. We already have decent exposure thanks to /jp/ threads still being up and we're not that far from pre hack posting activity, when you subtract garbage posts and their replies. Most likely every goodposter is already here. The only potential way to get new people here I can think of now is making /mg/ as a whole more active, newcomers would naturally gravitate towards this thread because it's the most lively one. >New mgs get released but people go back to their usual wives I think it's the issue of new mamono being eh and often overly gimmicky and niche. Just compare the appeal of pyrow and pare rider.

>>43310 >id like a way to get to know the people on this website a bit better You can post? The genereal thread is always there if you want to discuss more general stuff, like getting to know how people came to like the mongirl genre, recommendations, etc. > a discord server This has to be a shitpost >>43311 >I think it's the issue of new mamono being eh and often overly gimmicky Nah, it's genuinely just that. Would you suddently abandon a monstergirl you've liked for years just because of shiny new thing? I'm sure there are some people like that, but the culture here encourages loyalty to a couple of monstergirls, aside from the natural human process of getting emotionally attatched to a monstergirl being something that can only happen so many times. >pyrow and pare rider. Appeal is subjective. Just to turn the usual way of seeing them, pyrows are just gyarus. Pale riders are crazy knights of infectious disease. Freaky stuff in comparison to the rather vanilla, boring pyrow. Gimmicky monstergirls have always been there, pale rider isn't much more complicated than a pharaoh, or a mindflayer. Every monster has its appeal, people here just already know what they like. I'm saying this because it's what happened when i entered the comunity. I started with the usual stuff, and then found a niche neglected monstergirl that fit my needs and likes like a glove, and now she sees more regular posting.

>>43312 did you just start seeing red when you read 'discord'? i said it would end badly. id like to be able to actually know the people here by name is what i mean, but that is not possible.

>>43314 I think it's best if it stays like this. We can post about general stuff and make some comments on how we are doing every once in a while, but the anonymity here is important. I'm doing well, and i wish well to all you.

>>43314 >id like to be able to actually know the people here by name Not him but discord or not, this is a terribad idea. Imageboards don't mix well with permanent identities except for OC makers and before discord it was IRC circlejerks. Small altchans especially had a problem with staff becoming too buddy buddy with some of the regular autists.

>>43316 >>43315 yeah you guys are right, my bad lol

>Discord No, not this cord. that cord.

>>43319 I can understand where you are coming from however.

>>43320 Do you think small Automatons also have some kind of umbilical cord where they extract energy and information from their mothers and you have to unplug them?

>>43322 https://youtu.be/ENa4dTrnMsc >when you claim your new robowaifu

>>43323 Repeatedly.

>please secure gremlin in gremlin control slot >please secure gremlin in gremlin control slot >please- >SECURING >... >... >... >*mrrp* >SECURED

what if she gave me a swirly in shog-goop. just dunk me in. slam dunk.

>>43327 Monster highschool is crazy these days...

>>43286 >average momster behavior

>>43311 >new mamono being eh Slander!

>>43316 While I would like too know more about anons I think that it's terrible idea. If you want an exemple, talk about frog anon on /JP/ and see how it goes.

>>43331 Hell, there's people who don't like ME there, and all I do is anal-retentively organize and name my images!

>>43330 if they werent loli theyd be REALLY good, unfortunately the potential has been wasted

>>43334 Man, they're just so fuckin' adorable I don't care. I'm more of a MILF man m'self in terms of body types, but both Boggleboe and Imps are impossible to resist.

>>43329 Wait until the aunt jumps into the fray too

>>43334 But that's the best part

>>43335 i disagree, i cannot find the body type attractive, it looks too much like a child and the people describing them as such does not help

>>43340 I think what anon is trying to say here is that they are cute and adorable, without any sexual connotation.

>>43260 Now consider what happens when you introduce an anubis to Eugenics Kings.

>>43341 oh thatd be fair enough then. the way the body type looks still makes me very uncomfortable, but if its not a sex thing then its all good.

>>43341 >cute and adorable Not the poster you're referring to but this and also sex, why settle for just one or the other when you can pick both?

>>43344 Preference. You should be able to realize some people don't like that stuff from the post above you. Don't think it gets any more clear than that.

My take on almost any of the mamono who are loli-size is that they have the same kind of body type as say, Piper Perri or Belle Delphine. Petite, but fundamentally adult. Now, I get that Japan is a weird place and THEY might not mean that, but it’s what I tell myself. That’s how I thread that needle. And yeah, I would a Belle Delphine in a teddy bear costume. I wouldn’t feel good about myself, but I would.

sheep

>>43347 >230cm What are they feeding those sheep? I don't eve reach her face with my hands.

>>43346 What's the point of making these excuses? I dont understand

>>43349 People were trying to interpret what I said earlier and I felt like clarifying. Also I wanted to mention the Gamer Girl Bathwater lady because I think she’s entertaining.

>>43344 personally i find sexy and adorable to be mutually exclusive. i dont want to put my dick in things i find cute, yknow?

>>43346 if imps and all that were just thinner and slightly shorter, theyd be great and probably among my top tiers. unfortunately KC doesnt describe it that way. i think ill adopt this idea though, im missing out on a lot.

>>43347 Imagine planting your face in that sheep ass. You just might die, but it'd be a good way to go.

>>43353 Soft blissful sleep under fat slightly sweaty sheep butt.

>>43354 Your face will forever reek of sheep ass.

>>43352 You can also give them huge bazongas. That works too.

>>43355 T-that doesn't sound so bad. It could be worse! It could be dog butt.

>>43351 familiars wouldn't have much trouble dismantling me

>>43350 >Gamer Girl Bathwater Dormouse Bathwater could be an actual thing, at least in Wonderland or adjacent areas

What does hatter bathwater taste of?

>>43361 Hats

>>43361 cream of mushroom soup

>>43346 >>43350 Bringing up that vile creature isn't exactly helping you make your case.

>>43361 they bathe?

>>43364 I appreciate her ability to troll for attention online! She’s very good at it, and that takes talent. See how much you hate her? That is pretty amazing considering she’s basically just an e-celeb famous for virally marketing herself.

>>43366 Good of you to admit you're shitposting, I guess

>>43366 Honestly i had forgotten she existed until you mentioned her. It has been 6 years. Think it'd be profitable to sell my bathwater to thirsty gamermonstergirls out there?

>>43359 Imagine marrying a Sabbath Witch and impregnating her Familiar by accident

>>43347 Dark skin erotic

>>43357 by wing, or by magic, big loli tits floating in front of your face. devils are the best imps. praise Marune.

>Leave for 3 hours >Gay e-celeb chill here Disappointing, even 4mon is more civil

>>43372 What mamono e-celeb do you think there are out there? Do you think Druella has an active presence in the mamononet, secretly larping as just a Lilim lover?

>>43372 4mon definitely has an active board specifically for simping over streamers

>>43368 Anon’s Authentic Gamer Boy Bathwater, available in: >Original >Lavender >Extra Crispy >Chunky

Instead of talking about e-celebs, why don't we all try to Be-celiBATE

>>43376 I don't get it, why would I want to stay celibate if I find the perfect BATcat e

>>43376 Valks are the chief god's least celibate soldiers.

>>43378 Wrong. They are chaste and pure and do not engage in any sort of romance or, heavens forbid, SEX (STEAMY PELVIS SHATTERING RAPE!!!!) with their wards.

>>43376 Miss Valkyrie is telling one thing with her mouth and a different thing with her body. Which one should i listen to?

Valkyries are the number one predator of naive, often young aspiring heroes. Not slimes. Not succs. Not foxes. Valks. We must clip their wings before they smother us in their angelic feathers and ascend us to-

>>43380 Lies come from the mouth, the body is honest. It's in the holy book somewhere.

>>43335 I mentally age up wendigo beyond what was probably intended and they work, but boggleboe also have that little girl behavior thing built in. Too bad.

>>43385 a wendigo's gotta be big and soft for me to wanna go into that coat

>>43379 train how you fight

>>43376 The fact that they get their asses ravaged instead doesn't count as celibacy

how long do you prefer your sneks in torso-to-snek ratio? the humble, compact, manageable 1:2 or the extravagant and accessibility-warping 1:10? something in between? a FAT, MEATY, GRABBABLE tail or a slender, elegant and dexterous one? this is important datapoint collection, you see

>>43389 >"Sex in the anus doesn't count, let him ravish that ass." >"BTW I'm God or something, LMAO." IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN TO HER IN A WET DREAM!

>>43389 It's the will of the gods. The voice of the gods spoke to her and they said "If it's from behind it's fine".

does anyone else think KC draws boobs weird? i like his art but 70% of the time the boobs look a bit odd. no hate, hes done good boobs a few times, but often they look strange

>>43391 She needs to be long enough for a good coil at least, and I'd prefer if her length kind of made sense for her torso size in terms of locomotion, I'm pretty sure that'd put her squarely into accessibility-warping, but if I'm going to marry a snake let me marry a goddamn SNAKE. I think the bunyip there has the best overall thickness, but I headcanon all snakes having birthing hips for several reasons so she should start off double wide at the top and taper down. But most importantly: kurohebi erotic.

>>43394 Can't be weirder than the one girl from Saya no Uta.

>>43394 Yeah, they can come out weird sometimes, especially when he wants them perky. Not enough to ruin the piece, just kinda off.

>>43394 a lot of times they seem a bit out of perspective for the rest of the body but it's kind of only a problem when he draws them smaller when they're beeg there's no visible issues they're generally a bit perkier than is realistic but that's kind of the point and also fine, but I could see thinking it's weird as a SHIT artist myself I'm most jealous of his hair rendering

>>43398 Hair makes me want to kill myself.

>>43337 Anon, don't get me wrong, I like Touhou as much as the next /jp/ user, but all I see here is pictures of Mamizou and I haven't seen an MGE tanuki in this thread for weeks.

Do monsters like getting their booty ate?

>>43403 She hasn’t a leaf! She must be a Danuki!

>>43399 it was hair and noses that made drawing hurt back when i tried to learn. awful, awful things.

>>43399 A kejourou has been dispatched to correct you, even if that's not what you meant.

>>43403 She does stand out as hot auntie material.

>>43409 Auntie sideboob erotic

>>43398 If you read KC's Cheshire doujin, you can see some of his limitations. He's great at close-up and character shots (the stuff he does for MGE profiles) but he's not good at perspective and backgrounds. Panel arrangement needs work too IMO. 155828

i hope flayers like to kiss while they do the mindflaying thing.i think kissing, and suddenly being a squid because she made me relax too much would be cute and very comfy.

>>43403 Fat Nukis are just that, even if you know them by name

>>43411 to be fair the focus of the manga was the characters (primarily human male-kun's reactions to FUCKING wonderland) anyway. and especially for a manga doing a detailed background for each panel is tons of workload multiplication every artist's got strengths and weaknesses. he's definitely a comfort zone artist though. I can't blame him, leaving the world of figure drawing is always brutal. but I still kinda like doing backgrounds/landscapes even though I'm horrific at them paneling is a whole different beast that has nothing to do with art fundamentals as well. it's rare as fuck to see someone actually good at it. very particular skill

ocelomaid...

>>43416 I see twitter is still fucking up images.

>>43416 I would like one, since we're almost in the private of our home they no need for the cold façade and big kot is always good

>>43418 >big kot still behind core and jinko. lions and tigers are bigger than jaguars.

>>43419 Anything bigger than a bobcat is a big cat. Big or not, they must be pet and squished

>>43419 manticore's lion-ness is diluted by her bat-ness she's just a cat. definite womanlet

>>43421 I really want to put my fist in the tail, see how she reacts the deeper I go.

>>43420 do not squish the core. she is to be feared and intimidating. do not squish. do not. >>43421 no no no no this is false. cores are enormous. gigantic. lionlike. fear her. FEAR HER.

>>43423 always squish that cat >scariest thing about her is that she has an extra sex hole and can fly small dork

>>43403 Most Touhous are monsters though so I don't see the problem

>>43425 They are wearing clothes and that's a problem

>>43425 only nominally, honestly, and there's a monstergirl general thread right over there if this was /mgt/ sure I GUESS, but this is specifically /mge/

>>43427 It's not that big of an issue, especially if the characters are so similar. It's not like we can, or should, force people to only use images from the gallery.

>>43423 I would squish, scritch, pet, hug, molest the 'core in random order everyday, every morning and night

Consider small big cat

>>43430 No thanks, same age or nothing

>>43431 I could go down to 20s and up to late 40s/early 50s sorry, ms pyrow...

>>43434 CC pyrows in highschool uniform. Think about it.

>>43416 It's important to have a battlemaid to watch over you at all times.

>>43434 Miss Pyrow as aging cougar wearing DANGEROUSLY tight office lady garb.

>>43435 schoolgirl uniforms are just a turnoff for me at this point. cakes seeing if their old ones still fit doesn't do anything special for me either >>43437 now we're cookin with gas

>>43425 yukari in particular is somewhat disappointing due to her lack of monstrous features

>>43434 Depending on the monster species, anything from 8 up to several hundreds/thousands can be good

>>43441 when I give human ranges I more or less just mean the equivalent in whatever mamono's life cycle

>>43425 I want to suck those hag titties so bad

>>43426 Sure feels good being able to appreciate the female form both clothed and unclothed. >>43437 And leopard print pantyhose?

>>43444 >And leopard print pantyhose? If cowprint gives monsters lactation powers I wonder what powers the leopard print imbues into a monster

>>43403 She's the best hag nuki representative we have and the one that has available fanart, also her nature is quite fitting for the auntster archetype

>>43442 That makes sense, although most monsters probably initially age at a human-like rate and drastically slow down after reaching adulthood.

>>43437 Hag Pyrows erotic, and they still got it at advanced age

>>43445 Cougar-ness.

>>43444 leopard print pantyhose are a little excessive but normal black pantyhose and garterbelts with leopard print panties and bra? hell yeah brother sign me up TWO buttons undone up top, the blazer is way too tight and pushes her heaving knockers up, her ponytail is just a little bit messy, her pencil skirt rides up when she bends down to pick up the pen she keeps dropping. she always leans forward in an exaggerated manner whilst dropping off the TPS reports, and when you have a question about something in your excel spreadsheet she presses her tits into your shoulder while pointing at the screen her ID card shows her giving a lewd expression while the face you're talking to is a thin mask of serious work etiquette just begging to be torn off when she tells you there's something you need to take care of in the copy printer room I never have and never will work a white collar job in my life but if miss christmas cake pyrow offers me an office job I will learn how to use a computer

>>43445 Cat prints get you a +5 on all MILF checks unless your character is already a cat.

>>43450 Oh, desperation was exactly the vibe I wanted to give off. She felt it at 18 when all of her friends had already gotten teen preg--I mean married. Imagine how she'd be when their kids are about ready to start making kids.

>>43445 Spontaneous skin tone darkening and hair bleaching plus enhanced libido and musk production

consider: hag familiar of a dark mage that doesn't share her husband with her familiar pent up. frustrated. still a star-eyed dweeb, dresses like she's 1/3rd her age, but smokes drinks and swears like a sailor when she's off the clock

>>43445 First from the left is made for walking around the house carrying her and fucking her at the same time

>fever hehe with this I'm immune to monster schemes as I'll be too busy sleeping and being spaced out in bed for them to do anything!

>>43458 glacies... get him

>>43458 Wouldn't you say that fever is making you feel a bit... hot?

>>43458 ittan-momen bait. Get ready to get under the covers and sweat it out.

>>43459 Need to make iced drinks from glacie thighs

What mamono are the most wildly unlikely to be YANDERE AS FUCK? I would like to think about them.

What if yandere bicorn

>>43465 I feel like most aren't terribly likely, but some of the most unlikely are probably pyrows, imps, succs, etcetera. orcs are up there too that said I'm a yandere disliker and prefer to believe mamono are eminently reasonable outside of a select few that are dedicated to the bit. incidentally those are no good for me

>>43465 Bicorn and smoke hobos spring to mind. Probably houri and the other Eros aligned monsters as well.

>>43465 Wonderworms and Dormice are too stoned/sleepy to be possessive. The slugs are pretty unyandere too.

>>43465 if they're not yandere do they even love you?

>>43470 Trust is important when it comes to love.

>>43471 how am i meant to feel the love if it's not deep, unhealthy, smothering and all encompassing?

>>43470 to me yandere has always seemed to be about loving a delusional ideal of a person instead of the person themselves. I actually really dislike it at a fundamental level

>>43473 she's my delusional ideal so i think it balances out

>>43473 Stop taking your meds, you're reaching a concerning level of mental clarity.

>>43473 On the one hand you are entirely right and based in your opinion on the other hand i also very occasionally like to fantasize about someone being utterly obsessed with me and ignore the obvious downsides to such a scenario so yandere has its place until they start offing cashiers for looking at you

>>43466 Thank you for the suggestion >>43467 Thank you for the suggestions >>43468 Thank you for the suggestions >>43469 Thank you for the suggestions >>43470 Bro, you don't understand. >Be you. >Live alone. >Have OK life, since post-portals society is also post-scarcity society. >Little bit lonely, though. >See QT Pi pyrow smoking outside the gas station while you're filling up >Her eyes burn, boring into you while she takes a long drag off her cigarette >Weird. >Most pyrows vape. >Finish pumping your gas and get back into your vehicle. >It smells like cigarettes in here >"Oi, pervert." >It's the pyrow! >She's in the back seat. >She must have snuck in your car while you had your back turned. "Can you get out?" >"You looked at me." >She says it like that means something special. "Sorry?" >She stares at you. >"We're married now." >"Drive us home so I can fuck you." "What?" "No." >"Good." >She produces a butterfly knife and flicks it open grandiosely. >"Mama taught me husbandry and I've always wanted to try it." I like yanderes. A LOT.

>>43479 >Use me Why is that phrase so hot?

>>43465 Trolls, I am incapable to see one like that but I would love to have a yandere Troll

>>43476 >the obvious downsides to such a scenario so yandere has its place until they start offing cashiers for looking at you I think assuming that about yanderes is ridiculously dumb. I hate how common that is, too, people nowadays just think that yandere means murderer. It's like thinking tsunderes are the ones that will truly HATE you and will ALWAYS beat you savagely for looking at them, to the point of bleeding or broken bones and NEVER even tolerate you being in the same room as her. Or thinking kuuderes are literally unable to react to anything in their lives and will not care even if they get hurt, or hating derederes because they're too sweet, their diet consists solely of baked sweets that they WILL hand feed you, and they beg to cuddle all the goddamn time, including when you're on the toilet or trying to paint your walls. Think about it for just one minute. Even that bland scenario makes absolutely zero sense because it means the yandere risks jail time (or worse, death) over killing someone who isn't even interested. Leaving the man alone and unprotected. Wouldn't it make more sense to have a discussion or good old fashioned rape to soothe her aching heart? Hell, RAPE itself is basically a yandere only domain. No other -dere type is widely known for raping or trying to rape their love interest. Almost all monstergirls are a little bit yandere because of that. Not to mention, a monstergirl that just randomly kills innocent people(even if they are human women, yes) isn't something that really fits into MGE anyway. It's true, "extreme" kinda goes well with "yandere", but it's not a strict definition of the type. Yandere just means (mentally) sick love. It's a very broad definition. So much that it's one of the only -dere types that can be mixed with almost any other type and really make sense. It's obsession, and to a variable extend. Maybe she's bipolar, acting sweet towards you and ultra cuntish to anyone else. Maybe she just gets jealous easily and you have to reaffirm your love often. Maybe she collects your hair or nail clippings. Maybe she worships you as a god. Maybe she has delusions. Maybe she cries over dumb things like you interacting with a female cashier or your mom. Maybe she's just a little creepy and/or weird in general. Or she secretly stalks you. Or she uses threats. Self-harm, even. Not that she is guaranteed to do any of that, or kill others, or you, or herself, or that she must play with blood, or that she stabs you during sex, or that she wants to wear your skin or wants you to wear hers. Stop this yandere slander. Not all mental sicknesses are equal, you should know that by now. What you're actually thinking about is a mix of a yandere and a yangire, heavily leaning towards the latter.

>>43484 NTA, but can't we at least agree that a mass murderer is sexy, and men would logically want to be with them? I am not a fox.

>>43484 That's right Even those who "hurt" you when they are getting jealous will always lead to mutual pleasure. Hebis are great example.

>>43447 >Mark, the older monsters get the slower they age. Everyone you know will be dead before she looks 30!

>>43484 what's a normal dere?

>>43391 I do not care, I just need to be able to ride her and slither away. The illegal snake races are a real way to make a good fortune.

>>43489 >Doing yu gi oh duels while riding snakes in the arena

>>43458 Lol, lmao. Just don't leave your room anymore, only be awake at night and never let an ounce of light through the window. Like I do! I'm still a virgin and practically immune to any form of monster influence by the vice of self-isolation. Monster Girls? What even is a girl?

>>43485 not me good, kind, stable, non-manipulative women only

>>43485 No, we're not white women.

>>43480 It's a mystery.

>>43494 maybe anubis should be a add to my honorary kot list

>>43326 >manticore mrrps quietly to herself when she sees you and trots on the move for soft(!) rape >sphinx mrrps when you answer her question immediately correctly >werecat mrrps at first pet in the morning after a full moon >'meh mrrps when OW OW OW NEVERMIND >nekomata has been mrrping into your heart since day one from across the street when you locked eyes >cheshire mrrps when you finish tying the little bows in her braids and give her a surprise kiss on the cheek or neck >the rares of all, the gremlin mrrp, when something finally goes right. or right before it goes very, very wrong.

>>43497 >>cheshire mrrps when you finish tying the little bows in her braids and give her a surprise kiss on the cheek or neck >>nekomata has been mrrping into your heart since day one from across the street when you locked eyes Need

>>43495 Being a CAT is hardly an honorable position. When's the last time a CAT saved an anon from a burning building? Never. All they do is get themselves stuck in trees and beg for handsome firemen to take her down and then on a date.

>>43499 When I feel down I pet my cat and I feel better. It's a common occurence unlike housefire (touching wood)

i want to teach a mean monster kindness

>>43497 wonderful

Dammit anon, you really screwed the pooch this time.

>>43473 There are several types of yanderes. Not everyone are like this.

>>43506 As long as it makes her happy, haha...*faints*

>>43473 a yandere is just a really obsessive girl to me. not always delusional, but definitely crazy. as in, they could like you for you and be obsessed with you to an unreasonable level and want to keep you for themself. they can also be delusional in ways other than over you, as in thinking women you have a platonic relationship (or even barely any relationship at all, like a stranger striking conversation with you) is trying to steal you from her.

aggressive blowjobs from wonderlanders who want something to go with their tea

fullbody blowjob from hatter after eating an eatme cake

>>43516 eatme cake?

>>43517 Must be some kind of vore faggots thing

>>43502 Define mean

>>43519 Like an average monster, but instead of adding them and then dividing by the total number, you put them all in a list and select the middle one.

>>43516 Inferior to full body paizuri. >>43519 cruel, rude, and unkind to everyone but me.

>>43521 So your goal is too civilized her into a proper nice woman? >>43520 Chesh, shoot that nerd

>>43522 no, shes already civilised, i just want her to go from being a villain to not outwardly malicious, and maybe even ocassionally accidently nice

>>43521 i just think being squished between giant mycelium titty is neat

>>43523 i should specify shes also still very much on top and still very much the one in control, she just has a sweetspot for me that changes her for the better. still evil, just not a threat.

>>43524 just being squished in tits is cool in general i think. those succubi that keep you in their clothes are dangerous for a reason. it is a mercy that other monsters havent caught on to the tactic, an apophis' venom would make it 100% unescapable.

>>43526 Apo's cold embrace sound good, I heard they like cat too

>>43527 >>43526 Never leave the grape's bosom again. Grape boobs are soft. Grape boobs are warm. Grape boobs are safe.

Talking about inescapable embraces, imagine the firm hug of an Oomu while she slowly injects her venom into your veins.

>>43529 Could she call me "Mommy's Good Boy" while she does so?

>>43528 You must leave it from time to time to drink venom and watch the imperial's games

>>43521 >>43524 imagine

>>43531 But I want to participate in the impregnatethlon with my wife

"Those who control the milk, control the universe"

>>43533 Sound too exhausting

>>43534 she does NOT control any milk

>>43534 Those look like status effects or cursed equipment. Wish I could read, seems hot. What pieces of cursed equipment does your monster wear?

>>43517 >>43518 watch alice in wonderland you philistines

>>43539 im 22 i dont think any more than 3 people my age have seen it

>>43534 I'm pretty sure that the Danukis are the ones controlling the dairy industry with their herds of Zombies getting milked for free

>>43537 she doesnt 'wear' it, but she (and by extension, so do i) sleeps a bed that has ethereal succubi in it that invade our dreams and force us into lewd, otherworldly scenarios every night. they manifest only if she makes me cum on the bedsheets. its technically a torture devise, since i never properly 'sleep' when im there, but its okay.

>>43534 The school of lactomancy is a hard to control discipline

>>43540 well you could make it 4 THE WALRUS & THE CARPENTER OR THE TALE OF THE CURIOUS HUMAN MEN

>>43537 The Accursed Sword, The Cursed Sword of Swordly Curses

>>43530 Only if you behave nicely and give her whole body smooches once she's done taking care of your stress.

>>43544 THE TIME HAS COME >the selkie said TO THINK OF OTHER THINGS OF BOOBS AND RACKS AND BODY WAX AND OF WEDDINGS AND RINGS AND WHY THE SHOWER'S BOILING HOT AND WHETHER PORC'S HAVE WINGS CALLOOH CALLAY, THE JUB'S AWAY!

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

>>43543 to control the milk without becoming controlled by the milk is a risky endeavor. it'll stick to demonic summoning

>>43548 yeah? and?

Wake up!

>>43549 More oscypek than you could eat.

summoner gaaaaang, what have you summoned lately? demons? infernal beasts? angels? 'angels'? abyssals? or something else entirely? spare no detail.

>>43553 Ur mum lol

>>43547 >selkie must be better, she cried when she raped the men <but she raped more, far more than the giant ant, they were tears of joy >then i suppose i like the ant better, since she had less sex <but she fucked as much as she could >they were both such unpleasant characters

>>43553 id rather not talk about it...

>>43553 I summoned harpies by making my summoning circle out of sunflower seeds

>>43539 >>43540 why watch when you could read? >>43553 it turns out the wizard powers at 30 thing was a lie and I'm still a 2 int barbarian, so I have never summoned anything and lack the capacity to do so I will choose to blame the fakeness of this world. if I were real things would be different

>>43554 fuck you for making me laugh at such a stupid joke lmao

>>43558 How can you say that you can't summon if you have never tried?

>>43558 >it turns out the wizard powers at 30 thing was a lie Now you gotta track down the Succubus bitch that drained you when you were asleep and make her pay

>>43558 >why watch when you could read? I was accounting for zoomer and alpha attention spans >it turns out the wizard powers at 30 thing was a lie Yep, figured that out yesterday. Or some succ stole my mana while i slept at some point and didn't even have the good manners to leave me a note

>>43561 >>43562 just my rotten luck I woulda cooked her breakfast and everything

>>43550 Meow!

>>43553 summoning is cool and you should do it

>>43564 Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>43566 Mrrrrooooow?

>>43566 can't don't need facts when they have emotions and instincts

>>43556 Is that supposed to be a fox transformed into a marshmallow cat, or is she looking from inside a summoning circle?

I can't buy Silksong so I'm going to pleasure myself with this Sahu

>>43439 I really like a pair of monstrous features that she has

>>43570 Why not pleasure yourself with a spooder that can sing instead? Budget Silksong

>>43570 You can go on an underwater adventure with Sahu that's could be even coller than Silksong.

Oh boy. I sure hope i dont get molested in the rapetavern in hagmolesterville in nonconensualshire in pelvishatterstan.

>>43572 I don’t need a spider to waste her time singing when she can put those mouth parts to much better use BITING

>>43576 A man of taste and class!

>>43575 You won’t, actually. It’s all Ascended Cheshires who are like twelve layers deep in esoteric humour and hyperirony. That being said, there’s a couple of really good burger joints and they fry the fries in real beef tallow.

>>43571 what kind of emergency could cause one to pull their tits out in such panic?

>>43573 Underwater adventure with spider maybe?

>>43579 NTA but does that mean that you must rape the ascended cheshs?

>>43580 Anon is thirsty after getting dropped in the middle of zipangu forest and trekking along the footpath for the last few hours (anon is also a nerd who's never been outside and this is his punishment for humiliating a lilim in some online videogame)

I went to rapeville and there were no cheshires. Ended up raped by a mean bug instead.

*eats cheshire ass*

>>43584 Big I could belive. Mean? I doubt it. Did you try touching her antenna?

monstergirls coming this halloween I can feel it stay safe out there bachelorbros don't get grabbed by the ghoulies

>>43586 >Mean? I doubt it. Did you try touching her antenna? Yeah, about that...

>Get core GF to finally be the bottom. She bends over for you and you mount her. >Twenty pumps in, into her sweet coochie you feel her tailpussy stirring your thighs before she swallows your balls so deep you can feel the sack stretching to the limit. >Six tongues snap shut behind your boys like an aperture, locking them in place. Another thirty tongues start tonguewashing the whole thing bottom to top and the velvety kissing feeling kicks in as she gives you short suckles and... >You are now the bottom bitch, once again in this relationship. <Well, boy? Didn't you say you want to fuck me from behind? Get to fuckin'! >The arm of her tailpussy which has now wrapped behind you and which ropes the back of your legs gives you an encouraging push. Guys I think I bit off more than I can chew with this girl.

>>43590 Should have go for a subcore of you wanted to be on top

>>43589 Scorpions aren't mean they just have strong feelings about minimum VBV levels that guys should have in thier veins.

>>43583 Well she's too slow, the Sabbath emergency first responders strike again.

>>43590 I imagine fucking a tentacle would be similar, but with less lip and moře contact.

did you know mindflayers are the best cuddlers? its not just the tentacles (though they certainly help), but the technique. they know exactly what you need, why you need it, and how you like it. and they will deliver. even on the desires they put in your mind in the first place. on an unrelated note, did you know the most comfortable state a human can be in is squidform?

>>43593 I bet anon is still thirsty after such a meager amount of milk

>>43593 there is no milk in those even if I had 30 seconds left before I died I would still hold out til my last breath if this was what came to "save" me

>>43595 It also helps that they are squishy. Your can squeeze them tight and they have some give, they probably love their men clinging to them like limpets. Mollusk superiority.

>>43592 I'd prefer to not have part of my blood replaced with scorpion venom unconsentually. I'm pretty sure venom has a lower oxygen transport capacity than hemoglobin

>>43600 Sabbath milk is like a dessert. You only need it in smaller quantities.

>>43595 At this point you are just doing psychic squid propaganda.

>>43606 yes that is exactly what im doing, i do it quite a lot

Lolibabas are so fucking cute, bros. It's almost insane.

>>43608 I know, they are simply the best

>>43608 simply blessed in every single way.

>>43608 For me it's oppai lolibabas, but lolibabas in general are fine too

>>43610 Yeah!

>>43610 >>43612 >you will never get your virginity taken by your loli grandmomster Why even live?

Nyes

>>43600 flat ladies have kids too. there's milk in there somewhere

>>43611 oppai lolibaba is the best. >>43608 an overworked OL lolibaba deserves to be pampered by her husband-son after a hard day at the office

>>43615 Actually, milk yield isn't tied to breast size necessarily, but by how much breasts grow during pregnancy