>>45495 If only i had a hebi neighbour...

>>45478 salty and sweet, the best snack combination.

>>45459 it's not about the size it's about how she uses it

I wanna be the sweatrag of a gymster so bad

>>45498 >>45490 maybe someday i'll stop screwing up the reply function here

>>45488 damn smug dog

imagine shoving your entire arm up miss unicorn's horsepussy

>>45503 No, thank you! Only 1 horse passes my tests. >Scythe >Spells That's right, Mr. Ed!

>>45504 A hoss is a hoss of coss of coss

>>45505 pussy, ass and teats, horse and deer rears have it all. they're neat!

>>45506 >Order nightmare on the rocks >She has a 'uge ice dildo up her hosspuss.

>>45507 >ice dildo DO NOT! VERY BAD!

>>45505 I'll never cope with the fact that there is no proper uncensored version of this pic

>>45490 you can't spell mofu with ANY of those letters...

Please never forget that monster girls love you.

>>45511 Even the mean horrible nasty ones? Even the horcs? Even the malefs? Even the succubus?

>>45511 So does ur mom

>>45512 Of course. Why wouldn't they?

>>45513 Fuck off, dad.

>>45512 Especially the succubus.

So, Anon has a good idea of how his waifu behaves around him, outside and behind closed doors. How does she act when it comes to your kids? What facets of her personality come out more, and which ones hide?

I would like a monster girl wife to touch my penis.

>>45511 i forget easy, i hope they remind me

>>45511 if that's true then where is she? where is my wife?

>>45520 Dragons wake up once every couple of centuries. You'll just have to wait.

>>45511 Of course Hebis love are everlasting

>Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. >There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for you at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.

>>45523 NOT YAN ENOUGH

>>45523 I wonder what the text behind her says.

>pet cat >now according to some fucking laws I swear she just made up on the spot I need to marry her never should have opened those stupid portals

>portals open >its a chesh ass

>>45527 well I ain't goin in there

Love dogs

>>45527 I want to see a bigger ass

>>45532 You really wanna get trolled?

>>45527 this isn't the exit from wonderland

>>45534 you need to open it with some kind of key

>>45535 >The Ice Dildo of Opening >It's cool

FUCK foxes.

>>45534 Wonderland? You got this all mixed up. This is BUMderland. It's full of BUMS.

>>45537 MEOW at foxes! MOO at foxes!

>>45538 What a bummer.

>>45538 BUMderland, home to fat ass lolis and other phabulous plushy posteriors

>>45539 bleat at foxes! neigh at foxes!

>>45542 Foxes: Just say Neigh! Scream incoherently in German at foxes! Flap your arms and say "cockadoodle do!" at foxes!

even making animal noises at a fox is just asking to get your voice stolen I'd advise against it

>>45544 What's she gonna do, shove her tail in my mouth? Kiss me? I'm immune to all non-spider mofu.

>>45544 first my levels and now my voice. what are they even going to do with it?

>>45545 >>45546 make incriminating and scandalous recordings using your voice and blackmail you into having your bloodline sullied with hers

next thread about sheep please