birdposting

>>44420 actually I'm a dumb fighty idiot and I pair best with another dumb fighty idiot we will collect swords and gold, and fight back to back, partners in arms, bed, and life

>>22339 Threadly reminder that there is an active CYOA in the catalog. Most recent update can be found here >>44189

Threadly reminder that SPIDERS are here, hiding amongst us in the World Wide Web. Why, a spider could be RIGHT BEHIND YOU! RIGHT NOW!

>>44425 yeah probably but it's just a mundane spider and not a sexy spider lady that I want to have sex with

>>44426 but if you save her she'll repay the favor later i've seen these doujinshi

>>44427 I always save and help critters though including spiders all the dumb ones that show up in my shower get safely evacuated and I STILL haven't had one turn into a hot babe to thank me

Threadly reminder that to avoid screwing up in your date or married life better practice with your auntie first

>>44374 Cowkeep, bring me your smallest cow!

>>44431 close enough

>>44432 This cow I CAN handle.

>>44434 cows hunt in herds. act at your own peril

>>44433 Imagine the body jobs. Imagine the small dom/big sub experience.

>>44430 "How to make out during a date" practice with Rata auntster!

>>44420 >Countless hours of study to perfect the barrier that will keep yourself safe from monsters >Magehound kicks the door open, shattering both the intricately woven protection runes and the fine aged mahogany wood and rapes you on the spot physical monsters shouldn't be able to learn magic this is bullshit

>>44440 Learn? Your spells don't work because that dog can't even read. God help you if a wurm decides you sound fun. You'd think a tower would protect you from that, but nooooo.

>>44428 The creature you've most recently saved will return after the mana wave and marry you. Who are you about to receive as a wife?

>>44442 Bugs usually get smashed around my place. I brought my neighbor's dog back after she wandered out a while ago, but she's dead now. Before that it was some kind of lizard that wandered inside. Silly thing dropped it's tail when I was trying to help it.

>>44442 i got like 40 insect and lizard suitors. it's sort of a problem

>>44437 Got inspired, here's a thing >Mom and Dad were away again to some "journalist" convention >So your Aunt Sofie was over to "watch" you over the weekend >You were almost to graduation, so you didn’t think that was necessary >Mom and Aunt Sofie insisted though, and now you were stuck watching random videos on NukiTube in the living room >Aunt Sofie had been making something for dinner that smelled like beer and potatoes, and she finally came out to the living room to tell you it was ready >Right when one of those dating app ads came on before your next video, with no skip option >You sigh, and turn off the TV, when you feel your Aunt flop into the couch next to you >She didn't spill a drop of beer in the open can she held, so it was kinda impressive <"Girl troubles, Anon?" >You mutter out a non-committal answer, and fidget in your seat >Sofie leans into you, her tits pressing into your shoulder <"What was that?~" >You sigh again "Yes... no girls at school seem interested, and..." >She leans harder into you <"And?~" >You fidget "And... I don't even know how to, you know... not look like a dork if I get past hand-holding..." >Aunt Sofie blushes and grins <"Lewd~...So! You wanna learn how to kiss like a pro?" >She's got a determined look in her eye >You guess she really wants to help, huh? "Uh, sure, yeah, if you know any tips, tell me." >She smirks <"I can do better than that~" >Next thing you know, Aunt Sofie's straddling you, her mouth mashed on yours >Her tongue's wrestling and trying to pin your own, still surprised but very eager tongue >You've got no idea where to set your hands, and they naturally rest on her plump ass >God damn she's soft >She starts to grind and rock her hips against yours >You didn't even realize you were hard til she broke the kiss with a gasp >Every little rock and circle of her hips makes you wince, and a sly smile crosses her lips <"You didn't feel like a dork to me~" >She presses hard against you, the pressure making you groan <"I think that was a good lesson, though. So, nephew... do you want to move to lesson two?~" >You nod, breathless >She kisses you again, lightly this time, and bites your lower lip when she pulls away, her eyes locking to yours <"Then take your Aunt Sofie to your room, and Fuck the brains out of her.~" >You gulp, but squeeze her ass again <"Or, here's fine too! I don't think my sis- um... your Mom would appreciate all the cum stains on the couch, though."

>>44420 Spellhound.

>>44446 it's a little early for halloween but i'll allow it

>>44423 Hard rock hallelujah

>>44445 >predatory auntster ruins anon for girls his own age GOOD END

>>44443 >but she's dead now Hellhound it is. RIP your pelvis.

mindflayers

barely surviving sex with a flayer with your sanity intact and asking her to start messing with your head after youre both an exhausted mess

>>44420 >portals open >get wizard powers from the magical energies flooding the world >but before you can practice any magic, your house gets raided by the Sabbath >they really don't want a repeat of the Wizard Wars

>>44457 im starting my own magical organisation! with blackjack! and abyssals! they dont dare touch that shit.

>>44458 >with blackjack No hooters?

>>44459 they can join if they want, everyone is welcome but we lime abyssals here.

>>44459 Nice owl but the hypno thing is lame

>>44429 Hmmm fluffy ears

>>44461 fuckin love hypno, but only if im the one being hypnotised

>>44460 >lime abyssals Nightgaunt in Lime Green instead of black?

>>44445 Nine months later comes stage 3 of practice, fatherhood practice

>>44466 she tastes like apples and smells like hope

Purple snek

>>44469 Did you know? Apophis venom has been rated 'Most Loving' of all monster aphrodisiacs in multiple magazines, most notably Apocalypse Times and The Erosian Wave.

>>44469 >Why don't you have a seat over here?

>>44471 i think lamia are the most sit-on-able monsters. obviously taurs, both spiders and horses, win that because obviously, but lamia look soooo comfy. especially evil ones that sit in their throne, while making you (their beloved toy, prince, and treasure) sit in a throne of their coils.

>>44437 With an auntie like that I would slap her ass and thighs at every chance I have, also I would grab her belly and squish her fat as a joke

>>44437 why is this the auntie monster of all the monsters? surely the auntie monster would be a satyros. i disagree with this interpretation of the squirrel. i think theyre cute and mischeivious, with massive brains.

>>44475 Any monster with a nephew can be the auntster as long as she has a nephew to pamper

>>44475 >>44476 Ugh, why is it always beastwomen? I need a yandere-as-fuck oomukade auntie to show up at my house >DRUNK >HORNY >ANGRY And relentlessly bite and rape and bite me while complaining bitterly about how lonely she is.

>>44476 Would be funny if Hellhounds stopped being rape-y after menopause. Even funnier if injection of young male essence could reverse menopause!

>>44469 They activate my conqueror drive in a weird way, I want to be emperor equal to her and conquer more land and wealth with her

>>44479 And I want to activate HER conquerer drive in a weird way >Get "stuck" in the washing machine >Get "stuck" in the couch cushions >Get "stuck" in a snowbank in my car And then Anuby shows up and fucks me

>>44480 What? You want to get fucked?

>>44481 Yeah, but in a really submissive way with a conquerer / savior snek.

>>44483 You're my exact opposite

>>44477 But the oomukade has no inherent auntie-esque traits, just as a rata doesnt. satyros drink wine, which leans into the wine aunt archetype. I agree though. yandere, drunk, horny and angry is a great mix. Not very auntie though.

>>44485 Winegote just needs to be visibly older and she's perfect.

I want to taste different venom and try to make alcohol out of them, I think that apo's venom and manti's venom would be the most tasty and powerful

>>44487 alchemy in mge must be fun. if i wasnt going to be a summoner, thatd be my next choice. make me some kind of flayerwine, please. ill pay you in whateveryouneedconjuredfromelsewhere.

>>44486 I want to cum inside Troll auntie

>>44488 Being an alchemist sound fun, I want to build a dragon fire like flamethrower, adding venom in the fuel to make it even more nasty.

>>44490 Just cumming inside your auntster isn't enough If you really appreciate and love her efforts teaching you about girls and letting you practice with her body thwn you have to make sure to impregnate her

>>44492 how do you think pregnancy happens

>>44492 >>44493 This is why sex ed at school is important

>>44494 It's a parental duty more than a school thing

>>44496 i dont know about that, i learned from my friend during breaktime when i was 8

>>44496 >book just has one sentence >”Be yourself.” >Cheshire nods sagely >Purrchases bee costume the next day

>>44500 What a wonderful creature

>>44469 i'd the purple lady with the gradient hair

>>44457 >>they really don't want a repeat of the Wizard Wars Truly they are the worst, total killjoys what's the joy of being a wizard if you're not allowed to Power Word: Scrunch! some poor SOB who gave up his mana too early before it fermented?

the squidbro meetup is always fine until some dence mother fucker picks up the phone when his wife calls and immediately squids because of her voice, alerting her (and therefore everyone else's wife by extension) to where we are. every fucking time. TURN OFF YOUR PHONES. PLEASE.

>>44504 Can squidbros eat calamari?

go to the desert

>>44507 Racemixing with the desert kingdom

>>44505 very carefully but yes

>>44507 its a minimum of 60% humidity every day where i live i will desiccate out there

>>44510 she got two canteens when you need them

>>44508 >racemixing >posting lolis every time

Nobody ever posts race mixing. Shame, I wanna see a wyvern race a car.

>>44513 But which monster is the fastest? Not counting teleportation and all that. Speed, not displacement.

>>44514 Yeah, and that is why we need like an Olympics for mamono.

>>44515 i wonder if they'd have a seperate category for every monster. or maybe divided by type (beastmen, merfolk, arachne)? weight class?

I want to make a hebi the happiest mamono in the world

>>44516 Seems like an air/sea/land split would be a requirement with maybe a biathlon type event for species that can do more than one.

>>44518 blue slime wins every time. its not fair.

>>44517 would you still love her if she was a wurm

>>44508 >dark people >:( >dark people with cat ears >:)

>>44521 I would a black girlfriend without cat ears too.

>>44521 For me it's horns

>>44520 Yes A wurm hebi

>>44521 >dark people >ewww >dark monsters >yummy

>>44494 Sex ed at ome with plenty of practical examples

holding hands with wonderworms while they breathe smoke into my mouth little by little so i can get used to it and she doesnt rush me through it at all and is patient but not in a way that makes me feel like im a burden yknow

>>44528 man i think i just have a thing for hands at this point

>>44523 Horns and milk

>>44529 Look at this degenerate only a jabberwocks could love.

>>44522 That hair is disgusting, black people hair doesn't belong in 2d

>>44531 Wake me when it’s horns and PILK.

>>44532 look man i just want hands in my hands, hands on my face, sometimes hands around my throat (gently), and hands through my hair. also paws, i guess. gloves add a lot, too.

>>44533 So you’re into bald chicks?

>>44533 i think it looks nice >>44539 bald chicks are hot

>>44539 Normal women can't be bald silly

Remember that gold is the best color combination with black, Desert kingdom visuals are the best

>>44537 Mods!

>>44543 this monster stirs feelings in my i thought long dormant

>>44543 I wonder if her milk is golden too

>>44533 Fair, I'd rather have a girl with straight hair too, like a dark skinned Kej. The darkest skinned Kej I have is just gyaru tanned.

>>44521 Horny dark-skinned women with slender noses, feminine jaws, and nice personalities would be incredibly attractive, that is correct. Were you trying to make a point?

i find black women very attractive and i think its unfortunate there isnt much monster girl art of black women with black features because i like those

>>44550 >black features Don't bring that disgusting garbage from the real world here

>>44533 I agree, in fact black skin + silky white long hair is the best

>>44551 It is always astonishing to me how racist some monster girl fans are. How is chitin okay but 4c hair a dealbreaker?

>>44550 I'm curious what you mean by black features. Is it simply just something like black coded hair styles, or is it something else?

>>44554 hairstyles yeah, but also i like full lips, i dont know how to describe the noses but i like those too. i also just really like black (as in the colour) hair and brown eyes. melanin good.

>>44552 I struggle to choose between dark skin with white/gray and dark skin with midnight black hair. I should just get a choco holst and enjoy both.

the dark kot needs your help with the night ritual

>>44557 NYA___

>>44551 I just think you are being silly and should just let people enjoy things. Or are asking for more pics.

>>44558 NYAGGA, my friend

I am getting raped by bapho-chan... willingly.

>>44561 She still has her underwear on?

>>44562 Bapho-chan is a slow learner and failed her sex ed class twice, please understand

>>44564 how does one fail sex ed

>>44565 She's still convinced you make a baby by kissing

>>44566 D’awww

>>44566 Sounds like something an Oomukade would believe.

>>44568 how does she practice kissing on a body pillow? such a cruel fate.

>>44554 Those ape nose, lips, brows and that disgusting pubic hair on their heads

>>44555 >but also i like full lips You like those tumblr/deviantart abominations?

>>44571 I'm pretty sure he's trolling

>>44573 Was meant for >>44572

>>44571 This is off topic. Shut the fuck up and never mention it again.

>>44571 Yeah that's right, fuck niggers brother

>>44575 All this talk about 3DPD features is off topic and should be deleted

>>44517 i want to make a hebi with a hebi hebihebi

>>44577 So I can't say I like big titties on my mamono because tits are a 3DPD feature? Nah, it's the /pol/ brainrot schizos who need to learn to separate garbage reality from monster girls

>>44578 This post gave me the hebi jeebies.

>>44580 hebis are one of the few monsters you can overdose on just from contact

>>44543 yeah alright

>>44569 She doesn't. She just fantasizes about it and writes cheesy fanfics about mamono summoning the man of their dreams through "cursed" magical circles.

Love foxes

>>44584 Crazy how being a little vulnerable makes monsters more attractive and relatable. She's almost literally me.

are kots dumb? my cat is worryingly unintelligent and i was curious if cats are the same. i know cheshires are obviously the best and smartest kot that can do no wrong, and would score 100% on any exam, but what about the other ones?

>>44586 *mge catgirls, obviously

>>44584 but the boy she liked didn't laugh, he followed her out of the shop and dusted her off

>>44586 it depends on the individual my cat is also about as stupid as can be >>44584 it's an act all foxes are cruel manipulators

>>44586 It's a 50/50, some days they're super smart, other days they're as dumb as a box of rocks.

>>44586 It's random

building a giant robot to fight malef in her dragon form

>>44592 what kind of robot? spare no detail

>>44584 I love dorks

>>44589 i just watched my cat shit, scream, swat a fly out of the air that didnt exist, then walk into a wall. pic unrelated, as cheshires are very intelligent.

>tuesday afternoon >covered in dirt grime and sweat from w*rk >walk into this new bar in town called the Hungry Hellhound >seems like another biker bar or something and those always have badass burgs and cheap beer >plop self down at the bar next to a leatherclad mass of hair (a common sight at such a place), turn to them and open with "whew, what a week" >it's some dark grey skinned lady wearing basically nothing >what'n the hell is this and that's how I met my wife

Wurm and Wawurm (the evil one (so you know, the evil wurm starts with the prefix wa(fyi, warui means bad in japanese(so you know, wurm means wurm in japanese)))) do not get wawurm confused with mruw

Did you know, combat lolis are even tighter than Baphomet pussy

Through the years my tastes of changed drastically. I've liked monster girls I've previously disliked, and disliked monster girls I've previously liked. Despite my changing tastes I've never stopped liking gazers. Do you have a monster girl you feel that way about?

>>44596 sounds romantic, how are things now? did you clean her up, or did she fuck you up?

>>44598 but Doctor one of my combat loli is a Baph, she's SSR tight. tier, I mean tier!

>>44599 i used to absolutely adore raijus, but i dont like them as much any more. i wouldnt say i dislike them, not at all, but ive sinced learned theyre not what im looking for. too intense and hedonistic. weirdly, flayers have become my favourites, and they are both of those things and more.

>>44598 did you know the tightest pussy can only be found when youre not in prison

>>44599 Goblins, but the shortstack green skin variety, not the midget oni type. That's remained a staple for me for a decade now.

>>44600 we've both gotten better and worse in a few ways but at least we're both happy

How many people do I need to kill to be in this situation?

>>44599 Dragons and Salamanders aren't my top favourite races, but I've liked them consistently since their profiles came out.

>>44607 people who kill people are not very ordinary people so zero

>>44607 Zero is the best number of people to kill. Try being nice instead, giving random animals food has a good cost:reward ratio.

How many people do I need to kill to be in this situation?

>>44612 this wurm has killed dozens but only on accident

>>44597 Warm rolls off the tongue better. Also the pattern fits Waryu (bad Ryu) more.

>>44613 the only thing wurm kills is the blues

>>44615 Team Wurmtress 2

>>44615 Hide the weasels and demons!

>>44616 Red Wurms and Blue Wurms have to temporarily team up to defeat Mecha Wurms.

>>44611 >giving random animals food has a good cost:reward ratio. According to my favorites on exehntai, this is indeed a good way to acquire a a monster girl wife. But in case of foxes you should only approach a wild one if they have more than one tail, rabies shots are NOT a pleasant ordeal. If they have several tails you only risk baby rabies and it's far more pleasant to deal with.

>>44618 <Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of our power. >Yeah! I wish we could shoot lasers though, that's a neat trick cuz it makes my scales all tingly! <We'll have to ask Dr. Grim Lynn to make us some goggles or something once we've changed her wicked ways.

>>44619 If you're going to interact with wildlife at all having your rabies and mofuplasmosis vaccines up to date is just common sense.

Mofuplasmosis vaccines cause Wantism

>>44622 I ended up with both and never got vaccinated also have a major fox allergy

It's an odd day, so foxes are terrible. I hate them and they suck.

>>44601 >my combat loli is a Baph That's going to be hard to beat. In battle, in bed and in tightness.

>>44615 >>44617 hide the devils under my hoodie!

You're hiding blues, aren't you anon?

>>44631 >The wurmvasion was a lie Anon used to sweaternap blue lolis all along >His bros got some blussy too I don't think they could even be mad, especially the demons.

>>44632 yes if ms wurm wants to kill my blues I will bare them for her

>>44632 It's true. I'm pretty sad. But it would take a big, scary-looking girl to make me feel safe and secure in her coils to make that go away. So, I guess I will always be sad...

snuggling with >evil, energy draining, yandere fox wife >cuddly, smothering, yandere mindflayer wife >desperately horny, clingy, yandere march hare wife

For the crime of being single you are hereby sentenced to dog

Pampered by foxes...

>>44639 that's not a crime and I'm innocent I have a mamono wife! I just haven't met her yet and don't know what she looks like or how she is. but I'm not single

>>44640 I don't get this jap meme, having someone put a stick in my ear seems like opposite of comfy.

humans...

>>44638 I prefer to get in bed with a different evil, Jewish capitalism

thinkin bout pandas again, need to be dominated by short bear women

>>44638 Can I at least cuddle with the fox before she energy drains me?

>>44646 Imagine a tiny panda wife bullying you by stroking you off over and over again. Her hand is more than good enough for you. She'll use her pussy eventually anyway, but still.

>>44648 i have ascertained why they are endangered

>>44649 Being too good at male foreplay is a curse. It would be an issue for ghouls too if they had to reproduce the usual way.

>>44576 I love chococow

Having sex with alps is gay, and that is okay!

>>44642 Have you ever cleaned your own ears?

>>44652 I like my cows in all flavours

>>44655 ALL flavors?

>>44656 what flavor IS ms oosh?

>>44657 Cool mint

But I have no idea what this cow's flavor is.

>>44659 i think it curdled

>>44660 I think you're thinking of this cow--she gives yogurt! Put her in a cold enough location and she gives froyo!

>>44661 Knowing how milk is produced I bet their milk would be quite high in protein and less fat, since the curdled elements would be reabsorbed and a milk heavier in whey would be milked from undead titty to the consumer, so babies born from undead mothers would be quite muscular and massive

Is it time to post monster tits?

>>44664 Maybe, I dunno. I'm not a titologist.

>>44664 Yes, deepest canyons of cleavage possible

Breasts, boobs even.

>>44655 >>44656 I need a citrus cow for orange flavored ice cream. The only option is to venture into Monster Florida, whence no man has ever returned.

>>44648 shortstack panda just out of view under a table giving me blowjob at a restaurant while I have to keep a straight face to order

>>44667 >ghost she must have died of big boobs and then with nothing more to lose got bigger boobs apparently boobs are one of the few things you can take into the afterlife

i met my fairy therapist today she was a good shrink

>>44671 >sand shark dies >gets judged in the underworld to decide where she goes next >usual setup with scales where your soul or sins are weighted >she plops her massive boobs on the scales instead and the scales almost get broken >chestlet Anubis seethes and just tells her to get the fuck out

>>44673 >boobs have to be lighter than a feather to not get your soul eaten This can't be what they meant by flat is justice. Hold on, Ms. Anubis, who exactly designed this system?

>>44672 Commit wisp husband.

>>44639 I think my case would qualify as aggravated singleness at this point.

>>44675 that's a bit of an ovary action

if you were to be kidnapped by a monster, which would you want to kidnap you? they will be keeping you in their basement for at least a week, and for the duration of that first week they will be convinced that: >You want to escape >People are trying to free you (theyre not, no one knows where you are) You cannot convince her otherwise no matter what you say. Basically, you're getting the Yandere Experience.

last day of housekeeping

bankrupt

>>44680 Can i keep her convinced of all of that for longer? I'll stay put and eat her delicious home made Gyūdon, and offer to polish her chitin as an apology for not noticing her before and being such a slut(talking to the store clerk).

>>44683 you want her to think youre still trying to escape?

>>44675 I'm gonna kiss my servant.

>>44684 Only for a while longer. Then i'll gently convince her to trust me with affectionate kissing and gentle reassurance and turn her from a crazy yanbug to a more mild jealous bug gf.

>>44680 I can't think of a reason not to pick my usual favorite, so I choose Jinko. Now the question is what happens after the first week passes. Does she go "I'm really sorry, I have no idea what came over me, you can go now" and doesn't get why I'm not leaving?

>>44682 Auntie it's not Friday yet

>>44680 I don't see why I shouldn't pick my fav so a Cheshire. I hope the cave is comfy and that we can rest down there until the week pass by

>>44687 she'll experience some serious emotional whiplash, going from thinking she needs to keep you locked away to have you to thinking youre trying to trick her by not leaving somehow

>>44690 NTA but I'm sure that he can comfort her easily

>>44691 i know, thats the point. itd be cute.

>>44690 And then there's when she realizes I'm serious. >Oh my God, he developed Stockholm syndrome, what have I done?!

>>44693 Just tell her she needs to take responsibility for what she did to you. That'll snap her back.

>>44571 So Kakuens, or are there Gorilla-Kakuens?

>>44695 More like Yetis for big apes.

>>44697 Yetis are more snow apes. A gorilla would be something more like a buff kakuen that's also vegetarian.

Troll maids are the best, all meals with fresh harvested herbs, the housework is top notch and the sex is amazing

>>44701 They struggle a bit with odors though.

>>44700 Kakuens are smaller monkeys, like the Asian macaques.

i just want a mindflayer (or several) to fuck me senseless. i dont want her to hold back, just absolutely overwhelm me. just physically at first. then, when i think ive reached the point i cant handle anymore, they start to fuck me mentally, too. i want to be left limp on the floor in a puddle of their fluids and slime, twitching and happy. then, i want one to pick me up and princess carry me to the place she sleeps and give me the most monsterously powerful of aftercare.

>>44693 She can't redeem the husband

>>44704 Let's be honest here, you'd barely be able to handle a single flayer without turning stupid from her mindrape. Let's not even think what several would do to you.

>>44704 >green flayer is wearing a piece of armor w-what happened there?

>>44707 Anon and his human traveling companion were on a mission to defeat the evil Ms Flayer, but his companion ended up being corrupted by the Flayer amd now she's coming back to make him aknowledge her feelings for him.

The parliament is now in session.

>>44709 I don't give a hoot!

>>44680 Inari or Youko, yandere foxes are a classic. Alternatively for fun, a Manticore >too dimwitted to realize she's practically apex predator and you couldn't possibly escape her if you tried >keeps you bound all the time so you won't escape >won't untie you for normal sex out of fear you'd use the opportunity to escape, insists your balls need to be drained with her tailpussy... hourly >why? because her Pyrow bestie said she heard human men are like cows and get sick if they are not milked regularly

>>44701 For me it's Zombie maids, they are not the best at housework but they always do their best And if they went through the hell of maid academy and were able to graduate then they are the real deal in maidship

>>44680 ms kiki

>>44714 people do a lot of things for a week with ms greenworm

>>44709 MGC needs a Sports-bar called "Hooters". It serves crispy fried rodents in extrahot dipping sauce.

>>44714 Anticipation is the greatest spice, the fun parts start after a week.

>>44719 The dumbass batcat would keep accidentally sticking me with her spines, I don't think there would be a lot on my mind except the urge to nut.

>>44719 they're particular about their binding rope. it's very soft and supple (except for ushi)

>>44722 You know anon, you can just not interact with prompts that are about something you hate so much.

>>44723 But what if anon is sundered for people who talk about stuff he doesn’t like?

>>44724 *tsundere

role-reverse the role reversal

>>44680 I'd rather not be kidnapped, but to play along a basilisk would work well. Getting venom gazed while she apologizes, tells me she loves me, and tries to show my body how much she loves me just works. She'd better snap out of it after that week though, I can't deal with yandere but a mental break triggered d by years of loneliness and a dumb joke by a friend or something could be forgivable.

>>44727 This is reverse phycology isn't it. If a gutless would-be rapist has tied herself up with the expetation of being dommed, its a trick to try to get you to attapt to dom her so she can triple role-reverse and dom you. The obviouse course of action is to tie yourself up as well to set up a counter reversal to her role-reversal.

>>44729 That's quite the compliment coming from a malef.

The Cows are going home and It's not the Holstaur kind

Mating press lolimanders Suspended congress lolimanders Standing sex lolimanders (she's so short she has to stand on a stool)

>>44730 I think it's just a date proposal from an over anxious 'yip, I will bite the bait

>>44732 >Deonora just stops even pretending to have dignity and walks around in a raunchy cowprint bikini, with cleavage so big her bra might as well not even exist

>>44680 That's the default dragon experience anyway. >grabbing your tour guide's tail caused something to snap inside her >one moment she was the picture of class and sophistication, the next she was breaking the sound barrier while hauling you off to a remote mountaintop >when the dragon knights showed up she didn't seem to recognize them, just chased them off while roaring wordlessly >right now she's sleeping on top of you and quietly growling to herself >even if you could free yourself from her grip, there's no way you could climb down the mountain on your own >looks like you're stuck here until she comes back to her senses

>>44737 <I've been waiting... for a brave young man like you to arrive ♥ >when you go on a tour at the Draognia's royal palace and you REALLY, REALLY need to piss so you sneak away from the group and look for a bathroom

I'm sorry but unless Deonora has a spell that can obscure her GREAT GIRTHY TAIL AND FAT FUCKING DUMPTRUCK OF AN ASS then her incognito tour guide plan is a non-starter

>>44729 >"If we had met in the old DL era I would have probably spared you." >"But not today. Nothing personal, husband."

>>44739 Tour Guide Ninpo: Backwards Walk

>>44741 >moonwalking through the town Sure, let's go with that

>>44729 The drive to pin her down and erase that smug smile, rise to new levels

The monster with the fattest tail?

>>44744 obviously sandworm, arguments can be made for spiders and crabs

>>44745 you raise an infuriatingly good point.

Apex predator on the hunt

>>44747 i wish i was that ball of yarn.

>>44748 Be careful what you wish for around the wonderlanders

>>44749 but i wish to be squished and squashed and batted between and lovingly massaged between gigantic cheshire paws and humungous soft cheshire beans

Meow

>>44751 Cat speaking is a dangerous

hoodienapped by a dangerous sweaty stray chesh

>>44739 That's the joke. A lpt of people end up thinking she's just someone who looms like her, or a cosplayer. "As if someone like Lady Deonora could ever be a tourguide, they go.

>>44752 You just have to do it to the right cat. >Pspsps at a jinko >"I say, good sir, what you've just done is quite offensive! I realize you may not understand why, would you care to join me for a spot of tea so we may discuss feline culture?" Bam, cat wife. Make her horny and you can still pspsps at her later, too.

>>44755 Jinko are big cat, not cat. With which werecats can I pspsps?

>>44756 Nekomata and chesh would respond well.

>pspspspspsp "Ah. You speak a very good Kot honoured guest."

>>44758 Really cute nekomata, would pet

>>44757 Purrfect Are they other kot's dialect words that I should know?

>kskskskskssksksks "T-that would be improper."

>>44761 >Tsstssstssstsss Mama mia, don't say that in public

>>44762 >Mama mia That's italian.

>>44763 I know, the ocelomeh is from Sardegna

Imagine, if you will, the Sahu mafia. A bunch of 5ft mobfaced mobsters. A protection racket of angry fish. The Sahu Capos.

'pires

>>44766 Are lame.

>>44765 What's their business?

>>44768 *Muffled blublublub* (What's it to you, wise guy?)

>>44765 >I thought you said he was dead? >No, I said he was sleeping with the fishes.

>>44769 Every mob family has to have a business, right? Otherwise they are just badly tempered fishes.

>>44761 >>44762 If you use that forbidden language with a cat then get ready for the consequences

>>44771 They're really good at cleaning up after some dirty work if you know what I mean. They know how to launder something, if you catch my drift. And she knows how to keep a clean sheet, so the house always wins. >>44770 They also make good pillows. Quiet. Soft. Will wake you up by Gii'ing.

>>44773 Hmm, maybe i could hire one. Do they know how to take out the trash? Do some pest control as well? Take care of the moles in the garden?

>>44425 >World Wide Web >There's a legend that says when this web is completed, the world will enter a time of destruction, but according to another theory, the web is a giant magic circle, and when complete, the entire surface area existing above it will be transformed into an abyssal mamono realm, and all the humans will transform into their minions. I am officially spooked.

>>44765 i prefer the lobster mobsters

I am once again craving dragon tail. I want to stroke and worship it. I want to cuddle with it. I want to see it move. I want to watch it smash watermelons. I want to taste it.

>>44777 It's not a proper dragon tail until it makes the camera shake

>>44778 Any dragon with a tail like that would just drink the camera shake.

>>44754 That reminds me when Charlie Chaplin took part in a lookalike contest and got third place.

>>44440 looks like her shirt was foreshadowing. this could have been foreseen with binoculars. install a telescope in your abode and study tight, bursting, pillow-containing monster attire to learn their capabilities before contact

>>44775 Don't be spooked. Be Spooded. By spooders.

>>44680 werewolf I am assuming that the last day is the full moon and I'll wake up mauled half to bits with her apologizing profusely for her weeklong mania I find jealousy kind of ugly so I hope she gets over it >>44737 being a named character in the mamonoverse seems rough man no one ever wants to bang a named character

>>44680 BEEEEEEG USHI. So big. So Ushi.

>>44680 The cat seemed normal The cat also planned out a kidnapping and week long raping session Always the ones you least expect. In conclusion? Never trust cats.

>>44784 >no one ever wants to bang a named character Wilmarina doesn't complain.

>>44787 can't trust cats, can't trust foxes... what CAN you trust?!

The wiki is back to being really slow. Is everything fine?

>>44788 2 foxes!

>>44790 True, they are both too focused on outfoxing each other so you are left unfoxed for the most part

>>44788 Liches are extremely trustworthy. Mostly they're just patient and don't give enough of a shit about anything to lie, but the result is what counts.

>>44788 Infernal demons. Entities from beyond the veil. Scorpions (the ones with big claws NOT the ones with big stingers.)

>>44788 You can trust MILFS.

I am edgy and lonely. If only there was some way to calm these anxieties. Some kind of holdable... thing... that would make me feel warm and safe. Alas, I do not think anything like that exists.

>>44795 >Some kind of holdable... thing... that would make me feel warm and safe. Coffee exists.

>>44796 Cowfee?

>>44795 answer is beer

>>44794 I love Mother-In-Law Foxes too! whether they're mature and voluptuous or pert lolibaba fuck your fox wife's mom and strengthen you family bond.

>>44788 Hebis of course! You can always rely on them. Their love and devotion are unmatched!

>>44800 I don't think that's true...

>>44802 No, it's true.

thinking 'bout barometz

>>44803 do you have any proof that you can present at a safe distance away from me (at least 500 feet at all times)?

>>44804 Sexy rectangle pupils

Everyone talks about summoning monsters, but how do you GET summoned by a monster? Is it random or do you have to apply to be eligible for a summoning?

>>44796 The cup of coffee I'm drinking before leaving for work is not comforting, it's a necessity. Something that would not happen if that stupid laughing cat would finally telefraged out of this world.

>>44807 You must make a ritual on yourself and fill the Eros formulaire

Dropping in the chesh pit and let the smug but comfy sooth me

>>44808 Try Cafe Bustelo, not only is it comforting, it's also tasty AND gives you a zing for work. It may make you more susceptible to getting pounced by an Ocelomeh, though.

>>44804 what about the fruit sheep are you thinking about? slimy fruit thighjobs? somehow fluffy and unsticky sheep fluff? delicious fruit juice that when you ask for the source of just leads to the barometz blushing and crossing her legs?

>>44805 The safe distance should CLOSE and VERY personal instead. Making sure she's the most trustworthy mamono you ever know. That's the only to show the proof.

>>44811 I use whole grains, do they sell that?

>>44788 >can't trust cats Skill issues, have you tried that?

>>44788 Dogs are famously trustworthy! They're not called the "man's best girlfriend" for nothing.

>>44816 >>44816 Dog = bad Cat = good Nufff said

>>44799 >Mother-In-Law Missed opportunity to say "Mother-In-Paw".

>>44445 >hostile takeover of the anon's household goodboypoint economy >anon converts all his gpb and allowance into auntcoin for more practice sessions >she puts all his real money secretly into a savings account mom's gonna freak

Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out?!

>>44822 >big cuddly Kobold that sleeps more than a Dormice >feisty little standing blowjob height Hellhound that talks a lot about raping you, shame that she's barely tall enough to blow you standing

>>44823 What do Kobolds dream about?

>>44824 Bone sheeps

>>44825 A necromancer is a Kobold's best (boy)friend.

Dead

>>44827 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4hnA8jXwo

serve wights

>>44829 No, Miss Wight is too drunk to talk and I'm not giving her whatever drink she's trying to pantomime. Miss Wight needs a glass of water, a bucket and a looooooong sleep.

>>44813 500 feet and undeniable evidence based on decades of scientific study and experimentation by qualified professionals or nothing >>44829 sorry miss I am really not into servitude

served by wights

>>44830 Bartender who stop you from drinking are mean, miss wight needs a better alcohol seller

>>44832 You call that a tail? Pathetic.

Are they nekomata's shrines in Zipangu?

>>44835 There are probably some where a powerful nekomata is venerated as a luck kami.

>>44836 Sounds nice, what would be a proper offering?

>>44837 Doesn't matter as long as you put it right at the edge of her altar.

>>44838 I thought about fish's but that seems too easy. What's rare and would be enjoyed by a Zipangu kot? Maybe something from the west but I don't know what

What do I get if I make an offering to a statue?

>>44838 >>44839 Sorry forgot that part Anything? Doesn't seem cool if it's random garbage

>>44839 Catnip.

>>44840 Inside her ass

alt thread: https://boards.4chan.org/jp/thread/49993539

>>44844 Thanks mate

>>44841 >Doesn't seem cool if it's random garbage Sometimes the best offering is the most ordinary one. Tasty food, money, incense, etc. Kami are visited by tens, or even hundreds of people every day. Anything that will help her or her shrine is greatly appreciated. Now, if you want to impress her with the intention of courting, a mere gift isn't going to cut it, whether it's expensive or an everyday object. You'll have to appeal to her in some other way.

>>44846 >You'll have to appeal to her in some other way. Damn, back to the drawing board

huge gargoyle butts

>>44848 >Gargoyle drawn soft without any care for the material's properties or appearance. I hate when artists do that. To the garbage it goes. Why draw a gargoyle if you aren't going to put a remote amount of effort into making her look like a gargoyle?

>>44849 Lore-accurate gargoyles are a little niche. Your obsession with them borders on the grotesque.

Imagine lolibaba but brown

>>44850 Nah he's right, what's the point of gargoyle, golem... If you don't care about the materials and art

>>44850 >Lore-accurate gargoyles are a little niche I mean, yeah, they are supposed to be niche. What's the point of wanting a monstergirl if you can't appreciate her for what she is. Otherwise she's not much different from a harpy with a weird skin color and the ability to stay still for a while. Gargoyles need to look and feel like they are made from stone. >Your obsession with them borders on the grotesque. I see what you did there.

>>44706 well yeah, being totally overwhelmed is kind of the point

extremely hungover. i crave the ultimate hangover cure. EVIL fox milk

>>44855 I don't care if she's evil or not, I just crave the fox milk

I only drink milk from good foxes.

Part of me wants a rock solid gargoyle who I can chisel, paint and marvel at her artistry. Part of me also wants to be smothered under soft gargoyle titties and jiggle gargbutt. Druella guide me.

>>44849 i'm fine with them having day/night mode where they petrify under the sun and become flexible at night

>>44857 I only drink milk from small foxes

>>44832 >served by wights Roleplay with a young wight where she serves you drinks in a sexy outfit while you lewd her more and more, until you rail her over the table >>44859 I think gargs should still have the appearance like in the profile when they're animate, even if it's soft to touch unlike stone.

>>44856 fox titty

Monster that is weak against telling her her name is pretty?

>>44862 Hag Fox titty erotic

Keep the hags Give me a 20 years old fox

>>44864 Fox titty is fine, but Danuki titty is better specially when they belong to someone blood related to you

>>44865 do they make those?

>>44865 >Keep the hags Will do, thanks.

>>44814 I've only found it in fine ground, but I pick up the vacuum sealed yellow bricks, and use a metal tea tin to store any I've opened, so it stays pretty fresh for a while. Like I said though, watch for Ocelomehs. About three cups in and they'll bust out the chankla if they feel like it.

>>44865 This but halve that age

Miko Milk

>>44868 I love how there is basically just one artist who completely gets the appeal of women with some experience. Really glad he’s out there and I think it’s kinda funny that it is just him.

instead of a fox can I get a badger

>>44849 There are statues out there that look soft, with realistic flowing cloth that's actually stone. It's not impossible, just takes a level of craftsmanship nobody in modern society has the time for.

Hebi my beloved

>>44875 Cringe.

>>44871 Alp milk

>>44873 >>44873 >t. Anon who gets a… Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

>>44423 Someone else ought to come vote in here it feels silly if festival guy is running the whole thing for me

>>44878 Imagine the Badger + Mushroom threesome

>>44878 A snake, a snake Snake, a snake Oh, it's a snake

>>44879 It's partly why I wait about a week and a half to two weeks between updates, as I believe there's still two other readers who post but are not here regularly. Hopefully readership posting picks up now that a couple more love interests have been introduced.

>>44879 i can't get down with the cyoa format due to my own brain problems

>>44864 Oh Grandma what huge tits you have!

But enough about fox hags. What about fax hogs?

>>44883 What's that even mean? >>44885 P'orcs working in an office environment?

>>44886 >What's that even mean? It's off topic, let's not dwell in such conversations.

Kitsune smother interesting discussion the same way they smother anons between their tits

>>44886 >P'orcs working in an office environment? Yes. P'orc trainees serving coffee and H'orc low level managers wearing tight pencil skirts. Company is used in economics and war after all.

>>44888 It's more like foxfags lose any semblance of intelligence when it comes to talking about kitsune.

>>44886 i like a more cohesive, self-contained story imagined by one person than something improvised, crowdsourced and slapped together. but i also want to recognize that's not exactly how it works, hence the brain problems

>>44527 >fucking your aunt bareback to blow off some steam >suddenly hear adoptive mom's voice from behind the door >"anooon, it's our very special day, I hope you didn't forget~~" >door opens, record freeze scratch >momster is in very sexy lingerie that covers everything EXCEPT the naughty bits >she's carrying a silver plate full of fertility/virility drugs, some scary looking fluids and sex accessories >it's not only mother's day, but also your 18th birthday and she wanted to spend it by becoming a real mother with you >first thing she sees when she enters your room is your throbbing nuttsack in mating press position, pumping what feels like a liter or two of cum into her sister Oh no, the usual excuse of sex ed practice won't work this time

218 years is still young. Look at this lovely succubus maiden.

>>44893 i think she could use a more unique special ability than seduction. that'd be like the succubus whose special ability is sex

>"And that brings my 5 hour speech on why consent is good and humans should only marry other humans" <"Rape is good actually" <*5 minute guitar wank solo* <*Wins debate and rapes anon*

>>44895 >consent is good >humans should only marry other humans 5 hours to present an inherently flawed argument with the two main premises being exclusive is plenty of reason why he deserved to be raped without wasting any time.

>>44896 this, he was an industry plant for sure

Being the boring, quiet, calm boyfriend of a famous, loud, crazy thunderbird rockstar

>>44899 Not so loud when she gets exposed to her one weakness…

>>44892 Imagine double pregnancy and simultaneous childbirth of both of them

>>44900 Tiny snek!

>>44900 >>44902 I would get a tiny plastic dashboard snek that looks like my wife snek and pet it instead of her while waiting in traffic to make her grumpy and then pet her to placate her.

>>44903 it's important to make mechanical versions of extremely jealous monsters like hebis and gazers and pretend you can't tell the difference between them and the original

Living doll snek

>>44905 that's a lot of ball joints

>>44906 It gives her improved grip when she slithers up the arm or clambers up the leg and sneks her way into your pants.

>>44907 It's all fun and games until your skin gets pinched by one of her ball joints.

>>44908 thats why you lube joints liberally

>>44905 >>44906 Living ragdoll snek is comfier with her coils.

>>44909 That sounds highly perverted. What, are you going to slather your wife in some strange lube and then leave her dripping everywhere?

>>44911 parasite slime has other potential uses too

>>44912 >doll >cat >slime What hath science wrought

a robosnek is fine too

>>44912 >Parasite Slime + Living Doll Chimera >The mobface, compact size and porcelain skin of a Living Doll, the sloppy, wet orifices of a Slime >Hypothetically, you could even throw a third monster species into the mix so it could be a Living Doll shaped like another type of mamono animated by a Parasite Slime core I now have another favorite monstergirl concept.

>Doll/robot snek >Vibrating tail like a rattle snake >Clicks when she moves >Tongue can extend and retract like a tape measure