>>45636 Probably a Cheshire. She will hook me up with her friend who is also a Cheshire, but wearing a monocle and with a mustache. she is secretly both cheshires

Hey anon, breed the hags

>>45649 I would in a heartbeat.

>>45649 sorry only ojou nuki heiress businesswoman for me

It's tough for a Dark Elf to be in a healing story, with her new slave being taken from an abusive human slave owner, and even at her meanest he receives more kindness than he ever got in his life.

>>45645 >Anon sprays garden down with pesticides he bought from some guy in a trenchcoat behind the local 7/11 >Local Greenworm raids his garden, collapses face down afterwards and twitches before going completely still >Anon celebrates his victory that night >But out in the garden, in the compost pile the body was unceremoniously dumped into, something begins to stir... >A talon punches through the rotting crust, and a groaning cry rings out >"KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOO" >Coming this Halloween to a theater near you... >Rise of the Ghoulworm

>>45649 No, I want to correct the brats

>>45654 No, Anon. You are the brats.

Heh, i put two brats on Ms. hellound.

>>45656 *Mrs. Hellhound

>>45656 >few months later, anon's bones are creaking under the bulk of a horny gravid hellhound

>>45643 Won't someone please think of the cabbages.

>>45649 I will proceed to breed the aunts

>young Succubus goes to a city to get her degree >an old professor meets her <Anon? Well, I'll be, I didn't expect we'd meet like this >she's not Anon, she;s his daughter >her resemblance to her father is so strong that all the old staff at her university thinks she's Anon that ended up alping after all these years

Having a gallery with 2000+ pics sounds awesome until you need to find one very specific image.

>>45638 Let my pickles go!

>>45663 YOU WHO CALLS ME GARDNER HOW COULD YOU HAVE EATEN ALL I SOWED IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? THEN LET ME LOCK MY GARDEN AND NEVER MIND WHAT TANTRUMS YOU MIGHT THROW I WILL NEVER KNOW WHY WILL YOU NOT LET MY PICKLES GROW

>>45605 >An EVIL fox? However could that be? Where? Me? Heavens. No, I'm a good fox. How could I be evil if I let you indulge in me whenever you wish? That's about as good as it gets, isn't it? Stoking your pleasure is the very definition of good. I cannot be evil.

>>45620 WHEW

antifox defensive measures deployed

>>45665 A true good fox would care about my well being and feeling instead of trying to solve everything with pleasure. Rejected.

>>45665 Too bad. I only want the most evilest of the evil foxes.

>>45596 >How to Get Brain Parasites in Two Easy Steps and Here's Why That's a Good Thing! Submit >Article written by Ancien Tevil

Evil fox is redundant and good fox is an oxymoron. Always remember: never trust a fox

>>45671 I believe in redemption and self-improvement. The foxes don't have to be evil. They don't need to be bad. They can embrace goodness and be good girls.

>>45671 >>45672 Just give me one evil fox. One super evil monster fox who has blood stained hands and a dark heart full of hate and violence. Please. Please.

>>45671 What about morally ambiguous foxes?

>>45674 Technically every fox is morally ambiguous because the only thing you can trust a fox to be is evil and you can't even trust that because you cant trust foxes

>>45664 Thus saith the lord.

>>45654 what does anon do if they're already quite polite and well-mannered?

>>45677 Anal correction for being insufficiently bratty.

>>45677 The same thing you're supposed to do to corrected brats: love

>>45679 If you give a corrected brat too much love, though, she will fall back into her old, bratty ways.

>>45680 Some brat is good, something like a little Demon should be a little bratty.

>>45681 Agreed, if by "a little" you mean "so bratty she makes Cheshires and Pyrows shed tears of jealousy"

brats are the wurst

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Polydactyl Cheshire Cats

>>45685 Sooo... Appalachian Cheshires?

>>45686 Cheshires descended from Ernest Hemingway's Cheshires.

huge heaving hellhound hangers

>>45654 Aunts have nieces, anon.

How do you get a manti-morning?

I have terrible news about the garden.

>>45692 Try leaving out things manticores like on your nightstand, like dried cranberries, brushes, and unaddressed love letters. But be specific, or you'll find one of these kicking her legs over the foot of your bed.

>>45693 The Greenworm cares not for the opinions of the Barometz

>>45690 >gives anon heart palpitations

Greenworms are not enemies. They are not a pest, nor are they invasive. You see, we all belong to a singular, subtle ecology that shapes our world as we know it. There are indicator species, umbrella species (not that one), flagship species, and keystone species, and did you know? - you're one of them. You play a crucial role as a provider of cultivated vegetables. Humans and greenworms share favorite foods, as it so happens, and humans produce them in quantities and concentrations. What's more, the thrill of the chase is essential for the sexual maturity of the greenworm. Humans allow greenworm populations to reach critical papping thresholds within their life cycles, which in turn contribute to the local environment the most powerful and sexy pollinators in the world. Papillons usher in the spring from the cold grip of winter. So, in order to prevent environmental collapse, you should till lots of earth for nature's cuddlebug, plant lots of seeds, tend to them dutifully, and give your greedy greeny as much mana as she wants so she actually gets in the god damn chrysalis.

>>45562 In real life pre modern warfare was fairly low casualty in the actual battles unless a unit was essentially untrained peasants. They only really lost dudes in the attrition over time and in the post battle rout (unless they made a gigantic tactical error and let themselves be surrounded and unsupported) but in the case of mamono the latter's casualties are 100% captures instead of dead. And what a demon field army lacks in discipline it more than makes up for prowess as singular brutes or sorcerers can waylay entire companies by themselves. If you manage to rope an ushi onto the field and make her stay the whole battle there is not any formation you cannot break through. The back nine would be high power individuals contracted for single battles and companies/chapterhouses of elites: married couples who still fight together, the few mamono who have little interest in romance with human men (thus far), or just those who have the individual discipline and oaths to bind them. The real issue is that at no point would a demon general be able to wield their full strength at once. In older eras it was the infighting and animosity between different monsters, or feral warbeasts, only just lashed together by the will of an overlord. In the current period it would be platoons sneaking off to raid the area and the securing of the few casualties they sustain to heal. The ideal is to keep the mob from charging as long as possible, to stay a solid 20 or 30 pages away just jeering and seducing trying to lower their morale and let hedge mages work. While that's happening the elites either fly over or crash through the spearmen lines , opening up holes, and decapitate leadership. The faster a mamono army can get to the rout the better while the worse for them the earlier their opposite men-at-arms commit to the fight; you can't drag a man away when he's surrounded by able and motivated comrades. The formations are entirely dependent on level of discipline so I'd imagine little more advanced than standard medieval faire, maybe maniple at absolute best, unruly barbar mobs at worst. Just look at Sauron's armies in lotr movies but it's not just orcs and they're cute girls, theyre still a Demon Lord's army at the end of the day unless they're someone's private force. The biggest concern is mages punishing formations too densely packed but ultimately that's just a warhammer fantasy thing where you always bring your own mages to counter-spell because you can't give up the advantage of troop density. If you lose your mage early in the fight then GG, have fun with your triarii jizzing in their trousers or being hypnotized by song and breaking ranks. Frankly large scale warfare in a high fantasy setting is an avoid at all costs scenario for any general because you're one Power Word: Cum away from 5000 families no longer seeing their sons. It's almost like modern warfare except the average dude still has too little casualty producing ability to roll in a ten man squad like your enchanted paladins can.